Friday, August 31, 2012

Carry on Boris

Thursday, August 30, 2012

#AskBoris: The Best Questions

Boris has been fielding questions from tweeters this afternoon. Here are some of the best:

https://twitter.com/katemythen/status/241163657910841344

https://twitter.com/thePaulHorner/status/241163718430441474

And finally:

You’ve gotta love him…

Monday, August 13, 2012

The Terminator: Rise of Boris

Video: Dave Ain’t Got the Moves Like Johnson

Sunday, August 12, 2012

YouGov: Boris v Dave

Friday, August 10, 2012

Friday Caption Contest (Keep Your Friends Close Edition)

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Boris and Dave Go Head to Head

Well on the airwaves at least. While the Prime Minister was reacting to the latest grim economic news on LBC, the Mayor of London was able to grandstand on the Daybreak sofa. Boris informed viewers that he doesn’t want Dave’s job just yet, saying he does not want to be PM “at the moment”. He said it is “inconceivable” that he would get the job. “That’s what they said about you being Mayor” replied Kate Garraway. Quite…

Monday, August 6, 2012

Hollande Left With Oeuf on Face

It turns out President Hollande was all mouth and no trousers last week as he tried to mock Team GB’s medal haul:

“We don’t talk of money, we talk of gold. The British have rolled out a red carpet for French athletes to win medals. I thank them very much for that, but the competition is not over. We will put the French medals into the Europe pot, so that the British will be happy to be European.”

Sixteen Team GB golds later and the cat seems to have got Hollande’s tongue  – Britain now has double the number of golds won by the French and are miles ahead of them in the overall medal table.

Boris twisted the knife this morning, delivering the sort of line that Dave dreams of being able to say:

Well, M le Président, mettez-ça dans votre pipe et fumez-le! Bien je jamais,eh!”

Absolument.

Boris Calls BS on Corby Run Rumour

Surprise surprise:

The fact that speculation even turned in his direction shows how far the Mayor has come this summer.

Soon, but not yet…

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Broadsheet Boris Bounce

If Oscar Wilde is right that there “… is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about” then the Olympics has made things worse for Cameron and better for Boris.

Every single broadsheet this morning is talking about and analysing the prospects for Boris replacing Dave in Downing Street…

As always, you read it here ( Boris2020.org ) first on May 4


Seen Elsewhere

Boris is Right About Grammar Schools | Conservative Women
‘Obsolete’ Cable | Speccie
Why are Tories so Upbeat? | Alex Wickham
Clear Public Interest in Newmark Sting | Mirror
Boris Invites Farage to Join Tories | Guardian
RAF Too Run Down to Fight Islamic State | Con Coughlin
Osborne’s Personal Cuts Regime | Quentin Letts
Whoever Wins is Cursed | Janan Ganesh
Dave Will Never Be Forgiven if Ed Becomes PM | Trevor Kavanagh
What is Dave’s Big Message? | Tim Montgomerie
Voting UKIP Only Helps Ed | Boris


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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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