Wednesday, May 29, 2013

WATCH: Boris Thanks Coulson for the “Career Advice”

And sticks it to Dave, who he is “absolutely increasingly confident” will win in 2015. He sounds it…

Friday, May 24, 2013

WATCH: Boris Meets Will Smith

Both known for getting jiggy with it

Via Mail.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Boris Loses Lovechild Legal Row With Mail

Readers will remember that last summer Guido reported the High Court had banned the press from revealing the identity of a “philandering” politician and his lovechild. Associated Newspapers had to pay £15,000 after publishing photos of the baby, known only as AAA, who has distinguishable blonde hair and obviously recognisable features. It can now be legally revealed that the father of three-year-old Stephanie Macintyre is Boris Johnson.

Pic via @generalboles

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Dave Major vs the World

Well it could be 1992 all over again. Dave’s attack on Tory “pessimists” this morning is worth nothing, given what has happened since. On Lawson and Portillo’s Brexit conversions, he insisted earlier:

“I think they’re wrong. There are some pro-European pessimists who say, you have to, in Europe, simply sign up to every single thing that anyone in the EU suggests. You sign every treaty, you sign everything – there is no alternative. I think they are completely wrong. The second group of pessimists say there is no prospect of reforming the EU, you simply have to leave. I think they are wrong too.”

Since then another former Chancellor, Norman Lamont, has joined in the fight and a Queen’s Speech pro-referendum amendment has emerged. No surprises to see Boris pop up either. Surely just coincidence that the Mayor of London, speaking at the very same global investment summit as the PM, offers some ankle to the Tory Eurosceptics.

Helpful timing, as ever.

Graphic via @TJ22HATTER

Friday, April 26, 2013

Milibands v Johnsons

Not only did Ed, David, Boris and Rachel go to the same primary school, it seems the Milibands and the Johnsons all shared the same hairdresser. These north London elite types are all the same…

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Boris Rewrites the Times

Alexander Boris Johnson? One day, Bojo, one day…

Via @PippaCrerar

Friday, April 12, 2013

WATCH: Maggie Told Boris to Get Rid of Ken

“There’s a man called Ken Livingstone, I think he has something to do with London. You must get rid of him.”

Mission accomplished.

Via LBC.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

WATCH: Politician Sport Fails

Guido thinks everyone needs cheering up a little. Here’s one way of comparing recent PMs…

The Best Boris GIF You Will Ever See

Forget the dancing at the Olympics, although that was glorious. Here is a gem that got buried by bigger news yesterday:

Made by @jagsingh

Monday, April 8, 2013

WATCH: Boris’ Backwards Basketball Bonanza

Via TheCommentator

UPDATE: Contrast that with President Obama:


Seen Elsewhere

What the Final Polls Tell Us | UK Polling Report
David Cameron’s Draft Resignation Letter | Speccie
Labour HQ to Be Demolished | Asa Bennett
Dirty Politics is a Good Thing | Harry Cole
Media Fear and Loathing in Scotland, Labour Next | Owen Jones
UK Top 10 Influencer Political Blogs | Cision
Redwood Exposes Constitutional Vandalism | Nick Wood
No Campaign Has Been Inept | Mail
PM Faces Friday Bloodbath | Mail
Will Miliband Bottle English Devolution? | Mary Riddell
Why Pollsters Could Be Wrong | John McDermott


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