• + + + HUHNE WILL BE CHARGED + + + 
• Another Young Blairite Jumps Ship
• Not a Single Billion More
• Gordon Brown Doesn’t Have A Clue
• Guy News Champagne Special: Cheers Chris
• Zero GDP Growth Has Zero To Do With €urozone
• + + + Fred Shredded + + +

• Totty Watch: Scotland Tonight Boobs Miliband Interview
• Balls Adopts Osborne’s ‘Plan A’
• DUEMA: Strong Ed Miliband Skewers Adam Boulton
• Exclusive: Look Inside the World of Andy Coulson
• Sunday Times Drops Huhne High Court Challenge
• Totty Watch: You Ogled It Here First
• Blue on Blue

You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…

Given that Ashcroft has already made losses in the region of £5 million since his sojourn into the online political world began two years ago, a money-making plan is long overdue:

Dods will be placing two hundred million new ordinary shares at 5.5p each. Ashcroft has already increased his stake in the company to 42.9% by buying over half of them. Another £6 million ploughed in…

• Diane Abbott’s “White People” Tweet Rage
• Lee Jasper Gets Some Home Truths
• Labour Finally Comment
• Minxy Mensch is the New Iron Maiden
• Social Justice and the Housing Benefit Cap
• Watch: This Explains the New Daily Politics Mug
• Guardian Makes Thirty-Eighth News International Correction

You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…

This week traffic has halved with everyone off work (including us). A mere 69,532 visitors made 157,783 visits to view 256,668 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Labour Membership Flatlining Under Miliband
• Happy Christmas
• UN Flies Flag at Half Mast for Dear Leader
• Second Policy Salvo Against Miliband
  Mandelson Backed Think-Tank Launches Another Broadside
• Media Analysis You Won’t Read in the Guardian
• 2011: The Year of the ‘Pilgrim’
• A Story You Won’t Get from the BBC, Guardian or The Times
  The Secret of Three of Westminster’s Media Gate-keepers

You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…

Everyone does round-ups of the year, only ours was chosen by our readers, here are the most read stories of the 2011:

1. Piers Morgan Knew Award Winning Scoop Was Hacked
2. A Story You Won’t Get from the BBC, Guardian or The Times
   The Secret of Three of Westminster’s Media Gate-keepers
3. Bet Giles Coren Wishes His Tweets Were Sub-Edited
4. Morgan Mocked Macca’s Misery Voicemails
5. Guido’s Celebrity Super-Injunction Advice
6. Farage’s Rage Going Viral
7. The Full Boundary Review
8. Exclusive: Alastair Campbell Evidence to Leveson
   Speculates Morgan’s Mirror Hacked Cherie Blair’s Voicemail
9. + + + Osborne Coke and Hookers Story Breaking Tonight + + +
10. Sexist Laurie Penny Exploits Unemployed
    Pays Staff Below Minimum Wage
11. Unbankable Story
12. Scandalous European Parliament Email Triggers Gossipping

Not sure that “popular” is the right term for Piers Morgan, nevertheless he is the subject of three of Guido’s most read stories this year. Super-injunctions also occupy three stories (#4, #6, #12). Andrew Marr’s menage a trois is #3 despite being three years old and subsequently disproved by DNA.

The story which amused us most was probably comrade Laurie Penny’s exploitation of an intern. This was funny on many levels, the hypocrisy, her crazed response and the knowledge that whilst travelling in the back of a Mercedes limousine with her, courtesy of the BBC, it was Guido who had urged her on, telling her she “simply must get an intern”.

The Boundary Review scoop was just another example of Guido beating the BBC and the rest of the mainstream media to a story that everyone was chasing. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

This week a mere 89,209 visitors made 249,944 visits to view 386,450 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Leveson Questions Guido
• Vintage Christmas Card from…. ?
• Kim Gone Hell
• Heather Mills Accuses Piers Morgan of Scapegoating
• Exclusive: New Miliband Speechwriter Deletes Critique
• £250,000 Prize Christmas Cryptic Challenge
• Poll: 96% Don’t Believe Morgan Told the Truth

You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…

This week 125,568 visitors made 318,032 visits to view 536,528 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

• Exclusive: Alastair Campbell Evidence to Leveson 
• Watson Hits Delete Button
• Campbell Draft Evidence to Leveson Inquiry Removed
• Sexing Up the Evidence
• Denied Day in Court
• Watson Apologises to Judge
• So What Do We Think?
• Clarkson Policy U-Turn on Unions

You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…

You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

When we were anonymous we were cowards, now we have come out from behind the mask we’re publicity seekers. No pleasing some people. The GQ editors have done their list of influential men again, this year Guido is joined by Neo-Guido at 28, just ahead of Jeremy Hunt and behind Hugh Grant. The list is sponsored by Macallan, don’t suppose…