Friday Caption Contest (Election Special)

Better late than never… 

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Ed Miliband Resigns

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Happy Warrior Wins!

The 3:35 at Newton Abbot:

Will it be the only thing he wins today?

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Times Savages Miliband, Endorses Tory-Lib Coalition

“Mr Miliband has failed to hide his fatal indifference to the essential business of creating wealth. He has fought this campaign on initiatives that resonate with those hit hardest by slow earnings growth. In the process he has shamelessly misled voters about Tory plans for the NHS, which do not include privatisation…

Mr Miliband says he will cut the deficit but has not said how or by how much. This is an empty promise betrayed by spending pledges that cannot be funded with the money raised from new taxes on “mansions” and bank bonuses. The Labour leader claims he will find extra funds by ending tax avoidance and tax relief on pensions for the rich. The reality would be £90 billion more borrowing over the next parliament and an unsustainable debt burden to be shouldered by his successors.

Mr Miliband’s instinct is to see the state as an employer, benefactor and political constituency. His overtures to business do not convince because he champions an expanding public sector at the expense of the private one, yet Labour on his watch has lost credibility as the party of social justice too. Rent controls would only reduce the supply and quality of low-cost housing. Increasing debts hurt the poor first, as interest payments divert funds from public services…

Mr Cameron would govern better with a clear Tory majority but the polls now indicate that is a remote possibility. The choice seems to come down to a Labour party propped up by Scottish Nationalists or the Conservatives in a renewed coalition with the Liberal Democrats. The former would tear at the heart of the Union and unpick hard-won gains since the recession. The latter would advance the cause of enterprise and freedom in which The Times believes.”

Read their endorsement in full here.

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Ted Not First White-Tied Oxford PPE Student Dreaming of Being Prime Minister

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Guido has been unable to substantiate the clearly unfounded rumour that Ted Miliband was for some reason not accepted into the Bullingdon Club when he was at Oxford, and that ever since he has called himself “Ed”. The choice on Thursday is between Corpus Christi and Brasenose colleges…

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Miliband Refuses to Disclose How Many Bathrooms He Has

First the kitchens, now the bathrooms. Miliband refused to be drawn on how many loos he has in his house when asked by the Guardian today:

There is an explanation as to why he is being so coy.

As Guido revealed during kitchen-gate, Ed’s £3.5million mansion in Dartmouth Park, North London, actually had a third kitchen on the top floor.

Before being bought by the Milibands, the house was owned by musician Elspeth Iliff, who rented out two floors as flats, explaining the multiple kitchens, and presumably multiple bathrooms as well.

If the answer was under three, he would have just said…

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