Biased BBC Website Forgets Biggest Story of the Day

Head over to the controversial BBC Election hub if you DON’T want to read about Ed Miliband and his massively derided stone pledges stunt, that united the nation in laughter at the Labour leader. Not a squeak of it on the front page:

The one time it’s not littered with sympathetic Labour lines, it is conveniently not reporting Labour disasters.

Can they really think that if Ed Miliband screws up and the BBC website don’t cover it prominently, then it did not really happen? 

Harman Blurs Lines After Miliband ‘First Crack’ Comments

In the Sun today Guido has dug up an old interview of Ed Miliband saying on camera that the “constitutional position is clear” and “very simple”: in the event of a hung parliament “the Prime Minister gets to have the first crack”:

Well Harman was jumped with the comments on Sky News this morning:

Note how Labour’s position has shifted, with Harman calling the constitution ‘suggestions’. A total fudge. 

 

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Well, this will be interesting on Friday morning. On election night in 2010, one Ed Miliband said that the “constitutional position is clear” and “very simple”: in the event of a hung parliament “the Prime Minister gets to have the first crack”. Fast forward five years and that means the now Labour leader has conceded that David Cameron gets the first go at forming a majority.

Don’t miss out on Guido’s bumper pre-polling day column, free to read and not behind a paywall over on SunNation:

  • Emily Thornberry’s latest slap in the face of voters, just days before polling day

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  • When you vote on Thursday, beware the ghosts of expenses past
  • Ed Miliband is “terrible with kids”
  • Francis Maude strikes up an unlikely friendship with Katie Price
  • Chuka gets hands-on with a constituent
  • Miliband’s advice to hard-up customers facing big energy bills

Read today’s column for free, here

Moses Miliband Unveils His Tombstone

They actually did it:

“If I am prime minister, I will keep our stone in a place where we can see it every day as a reminder of our duty to keep Labour’s promises.”

Arrrrrrite!

The Gospel According to Miliband

And lo, the Lord thy God spoke unto Miliband the Younger, and said: thou must control immigration.

Today’s Observer is not a spoof. It seems Ed has been hanging out with Russell Brand a little too long. Labour really have “commissioned a giant stone inscription bearing Labour’s six election pledges that is set to be installed in the Downing Street Rose Garden if he becomes prime minister.”

Apparently:

“The 8ft 6in-high limestone structure is intended to underline his commitment to keep his promises by having them literally “carved in stone” and visible from the offices inside No 10.”

They might as well write it on the barn wall…

#EverydaySexualSegregation

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Labour are at the forefront of the fight for sexual equality – except when it might cost them votes. So here pictured in Hodge Hill this morning are Tom Watson MP, Liam Byrne MP and Mr Jack Dromey MP as well as Siôn Simon MEP speaking in front of a segregated audience:

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Wonder what Harriet would have to say about it?

UPDATE: Nigel comments

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Student Drops His Pants in Front of Clegg

Bit late to this, Clegg handled the pantsdown lad well, the security guy was less than impressed. Guido has no explanation… was it for a bet?

Do email guido.fawkes@order-order.com if you know the lad.

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Boris tells the Sun:

“I think it’s a measure of his desperation, isn’t it, that yesterday we had one of the most absurd political spectacles that this country has ever seen. Not since the Tsar and Tsarina prostrated themselves and asked for economic guidance from Grigori Rasputin, has there been such a ridiculous political pilgrimages as the mission of Ed Miliband – the heir of Keir Hardie for heavens sake – to seek economic guidance from Russell Brand.”

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