- Does he have a tattoo somewhere special?
- When is the wedding?
- How Social, Welsh and Sexy is she?
- Does she wear the cat-suit at home?
Guido hears that the Tory short-list for the Battersea seat comprises 4 women and 2 non-white-males. Maude will be pleased…
This just in from a co-conspirator:
Lembit Opik has just told Victoria Derbyshire on Five Live that he has a big secret that some people would consider to be in the same league as Charles Kennedy and Mark Oaten but he believes that the public should not confuse politicians’ private lives with their public lives. Well what is this secret? Let the public decide.
Hmmm, whatever could it be?
Guido has drawn up a map for her to save McTernan the trouble allowing him more time to help others with their inquiries. Bedford was a Labour marginal where Patrick Hall had a 3,383 majority. A group of consultants at Bedford Hospital have decided that enough is enough.
They have formed a political party, Save Bedford Hospital, which they are in the process of registering with the Electoral Commission, and plan to fight the re-drawn Bedford and Kempston parliamentary seat. The group have universal support from hospital staff, patients and the local press. According to Dr Barry Monk, a consultant at the hospital for the past nineteen years, and chairman of the hospital consultants’ committee, who is now the party’s prospective parliamentary candidate, they are determined to win. “The time has come to explain to people how badly things have gone wrong in the NHS; the public deserve better.”
Guido’s Column | Sun
NUT’s Loony Defence of Status Quo | Jago Pearson
A Dozen Reasons to Be Cheerful | John McTernan
Political Bloggers Are Equal Opportunities Attackers | ConHome
Michael Gove Should Resign | Conservative Women
Sarah Wollaston’s Naming and Shaming of Bloggers | LibDemVoice
Fraser Nelson: Put Your Money on Ed Miliband to Win | Guardian
Guido Fawkes is Too Aggressive | The Times
Ditch Tobacco Plain Packaging | Grassroots Conservatives
What Farage, Boris and Rob Ford Have in Common | William Walter
Labour Spell New Adviser’s Name Wrong | ITV
Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:
“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.
Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).
Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.
I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”