Thursday, July 7, 2005

Blair: "It Will Not Change Our Way of Life"

  • So we won’t be getting ID cards then…
  • But it has already changed our lives in a small way. I understand that Wetherspoons in their City pubs have relaxed their no-smoking policy somewhat.
  • Ken Livingstone kept it real when he said terrorists were targeting the ‘working class’. Not sure he is up to Rudi Gulianni standards, but he has suspended the congestion charge – as if you would want to or could even drive into central London.
  • If it was Al Qaeda why did they attack the Edgware Road tube in London’s Arab district?
  • Hmm, the French have motive, do you think it possible the DGSE meant to do it yesterday before the IOC voted or just did it today out of pique? They do have previous in New Zealand with Rainbow Warrior

Wednesday, July 6, 2005

Half Price!

If Coe Were To Run…

So Blair will no doubt spin that he swung it for Britain, but Seb Coe, it has to be said, put together a great package.

The thought occurs that Coe could now run for Tory leader – why not everyone else is?

Guido is in France currently and thinks it will be wise to remind his neighbours that he is Irish.

Monday, July 4, 2005

Is Cameron Fanciable?

The bookies fancy his chances, India Knight, in an excruciating piece in the Sunday Times which reeked of “oooh young man” just plain fancies him.

Oliver Letwin has come out for Cameron, expect more to follow.

Incidentally pranksters, davidcameron.com is for sale.

Friday, July 1, 2005

Press Plagiarist of the Year Award

A new entrant for the award is The Sun’s new “The Whip” column, (which looks a bit like a blog and asks readers to email tips…) Living up to their name, they whipped Recess Monkey’s story about Andrew Rosindell’s dead dog Spike, the day after it appeared on his blog.

Copyright 2005 NEWS GROUP NEWSPAPERS LTD The Sun, June 8

I HADN’T heard of Lee Scott before, but the new Tory MP for Ilford North might well be a miracle worker with hidden powers. He boasted in his maiden speech of the support he had, when campaigning, from Andrew Rosindell, Romford MP, and his dog Spike. Poor Spike, he died on St George’s Day in 2002.

Not quite word-for-word, but near enough, the copyright notice takes the biscuit. Bobbie Johnson, writing in The Guardian’s webwatch column, rightly notes that Recess and Guido are getting pissed off with plagiarism from press diarists, especially if they don’t give credit. Without, incidentally, tactfully mentioning that the Guardian’s own diarists are front runners for our award.

To be fair, many press journalists do give credit, Alan Connor at the BBC and Ros Taylor at the Guardian always give us a link as well. Some just buy us a drink(s), but its the ones who nick the story without attribution who really annoy. We will have our revenge.

The Whip (and others) can withdraw their entries by merely sending a bottle of Margaux using the handy online facility – just click on the box in the right-hand column.

Who’ll Be Humiliated?

The bookies make David Cameron the best challenger to Basher Davis. If so it’ll be Mr Nicy versus Macho Man. A young(ish) old Etonian smoothie from Notting Hill versus the tough, no nonsense, council-estate raised, son of a single mother. It’ll be like class war for Tories.

Cameron is good on television, Davis seems less effective and sometimes loses his way. The race is very uninspiring so far, when the pack thins out it will (hopefully) get more interesting. Humiliation beckons for those who declared their ambition and are unable to get 20 nominations…

Thursday, June 30, 2005

G8: Gordon’s Gimmicks Won’t Save The World

Whoops, almost missed the close of play“. Hope that keeps the boy at Channel 4 happy.

He Who Pays The Piper…

Lord Ashcroft appears to be making a takeover bid for the Tory Party;

I have occasionally been a passive investor in businesses, but not so occasionally that I am unable to say with certainty that it is not for me. I much prefer to be involved – to make sure that my investment is wisely placed and, where I can, to help. Similar rules apply in respect to the charities to which I give. I like to be involved. My financial contributions to the Conservative Party could be classified similarly, especially in recent years.

What began as admiration at a distance for the work of Margaret Thatcher has grown over a twenty-year relationship with the Party to a much closer association. During William Hague’s time as leader, I was Treasurer of the Party, and I have recently rejoined the Board. I have learned a great deal and believe I can contribute more effectively.

I am known to be a donor to the Party, and I am proud of that fact. But I would not wish anyone to imagine that my financial support comes, de facto, with strings attached.

Certainly not. But he is going a teensy weensy bit over the top, what with his own website and his own 114 page report, “Smell the Coffee – A Wake up Call for the Conservative Party”, (vanity published). He is promising more to come, “Lunch on Me – Why I Should Choose the Next Tory Leader” and “Dinner for Ten – A Shadow Cabinet I Would Buy”. Why didn’t he just get a think-tank to publish it? The wonks would welcome some dosh and it wouldn’t look so overbearing…

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

LibDem Think-Tank Gets a Million

Propeller-Head Wonk Watch: The Adam Smith Institute’s Dr Eamonn Butler reckons the tycoon who has given £1m to the LibDem think tank, the Centre for Reform, to ‘develop new strands of LibDem thinking’ is paying £500,000 a strand.

Blogging the G8

Channel 4 News have been on asking for Guido’s views on the G8 “In the run up to next week’s G8 Summit we’re looking to feature the views of some of the country’s leading bloggers”. They must really be scraping the barrel. Guido will however be making a special blogging effort to cover this geo-political back-slap for a laugh.

Jon Bernstein, Online Project Editor, Channel 4 News asks for “Your thoughts in 150 – 200 words please by close of play Thursday 30 June.” That ain’t how blogging works mate, that’s called ‘email’ or ‘homework’, so read the bloody blog yourself Jon.


Seen Elsewhere

If Dave Were President He’d Have Resigned By Now | Alex Wickham
Loongate: What Happened in the Blue Boar Bar | Simon Walters
Feldman’s Tennis Days With Dave | Telegraph
How Geoffrey Howe Has Lost the Debate | Robin Shepherd
Dave Has Lost Control on Europe | Geoffrey Howe
Lib Dems Should Support EU Referendum | LibDemVoice
Feldman’s Denial | Fraser Nelson
Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator


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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…

“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”



Focus group time. says:

The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.


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