Fijian PM is Commander Bainimarama
British PM is Completely Bananas

Guido is not making this up, this is the official advertising campaign for the Fijian Visitors Bureau:Fijime.comGordon gave permission for the use of his image according to the advertising agency behind the advert “so long as it was not derogatory and it did not appear that he was endorsing the islands in any way. We showed them the image of the Prime Minister with the red flower behind his ear and they said it was okay to use”. Presumably the PM just wants to show solidarity with another unelected PM?UPDATE : Have just been looking into the situation in Fiji, widespread human rights abuses, suppression of pro-democracy activists, violence against activists by the dictatorship and the jailing of independent bloggers in the forefront of the widely suppressed anti-government media. You can see the attraction for Gordon…

Huck Me

Drink to Cuba Libre!

Guido will be down in Bar Cubana, Waterloo (map) this evening drinking to the ill health of Fidel Castro. The bar is owned by blogging ex-Tory MP Phillip Oppenheim and he has been prevailed upon to contribute a few drinks to celebrate the end of Fidelismo. So if any of you fancy dropping in after work…

(Oppenheim was called a “c**t” by Shadow DFID Minister Andrew Mitchell over this blog story).

Labour’s Anathematising of Hain & Morgan the Organ

Guido has heard that it was made clear to Steve Morgan, Peter Hain’s sleazy campaign manager, that this year he was not welcome at the recent Welsh Labour Party conference. Guido has checked with the Labour Party press office and they will only confirm that Morgan did not attend. (Nor incidentally did the disgraced former Secretary of State for Wales).

That is a little strange for a man who likes to think of himself as an important Welsh Labour Party mover and shaker, usually he can be found glad handing and ingratiating himself with the Welsh Labour Party’s big-wigs in the bars. Wonder why he didn’t attend? Why miss out on all those photo and client-opportunities?

Could it be that he was a little embarrassed about his efforts on behalf of Hillary Clinton? Surely not. Could it be that despite all the spin from Morgan Allen Moore about the lobbyist industry’s APPC professional standards investigation going nowhere, it is getting seriously embarrassing for Morgan?

Morgan spun a line to the public affairs trade press that the complaint had been lodged by an aggrieved Tory ex-employee and would go nowhere. However when the APPC Management Committee met on 5 February they concluded there was a cause for complaint and referred it to the APPC’s Professional Practices Panel.

International spin merchants Grayling were rumoured to be on the verge of a multi-million pound takeover deal for MAM until this scandal blew-up and they pulled out days before the deal was to be agreed. Grayling were one of the founders of the APPC. Guido tried to get confirmation from David Thomas, Grayling’s finance director, without success…

Government to Make Darren Minnikins Homeless

In Bishop Auckland right now the “People’s Bank” is attempting to make Darren Minnikin homeless.

Claim 8PA12900:
Northern Rock plc versus Mr Darren Minnikin

Congratulations Mr Minnikin. You are the first victim of socialist economics today…

Guido Now Available On Bloomberg Terminals

Guido is happy to report that, in response to demand, his cutting edge political and economic news analysis is now distributed worldwide directly into dealing rooms via Bloomberg’s terminal network – the fastest-growing real-time financial information network in the world.

Guido is now more accessible to the world’s central banks, investment institutions, commercial banks, government offices and agencies, law firms, corporations and news organisations in over 150 countries.

You’re either in front of Guido, or you’re behind…

Whose Home Will Brown & Darling Repossess First?

Right now, across the land, stringers for tabloids are looking for the first tragic but photogenic family to have their home repossessed by “the people’s bank”, Northern Rock. They will be the poster family for this whole incompetent mess.

As Goldman Sachs walk away laughing after offering counsel that will have earnt them a fee not unadjacent to £10 million for advice that Vince Cable offered for free, Tom Scholar,* Gordon Brown’s former private secretary, joined the board of the people’s bank yesterday from the Treasury. He will be not just the eyes and ears of Darling and Brown but the one who casts their vote. So much for an “arms length” relationship…

Home repossessions are already up 94% since Labour ran this poster during the 2005 general election campaign. Now the government won’t just get the blame for rising home repossessions, it will actually be repossessing homes. The state will then of course be obliged to re-house them. Welcome back to the world of socialist economics…

*The girls in the typing pool at Northern Rock should be aware that he follows in the tradition of former CEO Adam Applegarth’s hands-on management style.

U.S. Markets Closed for Public Holiday Today

Just Guido being helpful. Wouldn’t want you guys to get it wrong. Again…

UPDATE 20.15 : A co-conspirator points out that BBC Radio 4’s 6 o’clock news has reported the Dow down 29 points – which was Friday’s change. Doh!

Gordon’s Jinx : It Is Official!

At the Lobby briefing this afternoon the PMOS confirmed that Gordon is a Jonah. A member of the fearless Lobby asked the PMOS “Which football match had the Prime Minister attended on Saturday?”

“Raith Rovers” replied the PMOS.

” They

[…]

+ READ MORE +

First Draft of the Dodgy Dossier Released

Download it here. There is no mention in the FCO’s first draft of “45 minutes…” This will result in many trees slaughtered and much ink spilt by hand wringing lefties over the government lying to us. Old news…

UPDATE

[…]

+ READ MORE +

+++ IAIN PAISLEY JUNIOR RESIGNS OVER SLEAZE +++

UPDATE : More on Slugger.

Usual fiddling politician resigning for no reason. “I am not going because of some hidden or some revealed wrongdoing”. So why resign?

[…]

+ READ MORE +

Seventies Socialism Returns

In 1975 Britain was told by Tony Benn that the nationalisation of British Motor Holdings and the Leyland Motor Corporation would be “partial”. Alistair Darling today says the nationalisation of Northern Rock will be “temporary”.

It is worth

[…]

+ READ MORE +



Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
team@Order-order.com

Quote of the Day

Gordon Brown loses all sense of irony. The BBC report he says:

“David Cameron is planning to “cling on” in Downing Street after the election.”

Top Posts This Week

Guidogram: Sign up

Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.

Facebook

Listen: Lucy Powell’s #Edstone Gaffe Listen: Lucy Powell’s #Edstone Gaffe
Labour Held Second Sex Segregated Rally Labour Held Second Sex Segregated Rally
#WifeBeaters4Labour #WifeBeaters4Labour
PhD Grade Twattery PhD Grade Twattery
Watch: LibDem Parody Women’s Manifesto Watch: LibDem Parody Women’s Manifesto
Why that Indy endorsement shouldn’t cost it readers Why that Indy endorsement shouldn’t cost it readers

Harman Blurs Lines Over Miliband ‘First Crack’ Comments Harman Blurs Lines Over Miliband ‘First Crack’ Comments
Miliband: Give Cameron First Go at Forming Government Miliband: Give Cameron First Go at Forming Government
Farage Blasts Labour Over Sex Segregated Rally Farage Blasts Labour Over Sex Segregated Rally
Russell Brand Backs Labour and SNP Russell Brand Backs Labour and SNP
Miliband’s Evasiveness on SNP Getting Cut Through Miliband’s Evasiveness on SNP Getting Cut Through
Dim Up North: Carpet-Bagging Unite Candidate Patronises Voters Dim Up North: Carpet-Bagging Unite Candidate Patronises Voters
Nick Clegg Reads Mean Tweets Nick Clegg Reads Mean Tweets
Labour’s Sex Segregated Rally Labour’s Sex Segregated Rally
MICHAEL GOVE SLAMS BBC FOR #EVERYDAYSEXISM MICHAEL GOVE SLAMS BBC FOR #EVERYDAYSEXISM
DEAR C OF E, IF GOD DIDN’T WANT US TO BURN COAL, HE WOULDN’T HAVE PUT SO MUCH OF IT IN THE GROUND DEAR C OF E, IF GOD DIDN’T WANT US TO BURN COAL, HE WOULDN’T HAVE PUT SO MUCH OF IT IN THE GROUND
MiliFandom: The Movie MiliFandom: The Movie
WATCH: Labour Double Down on Overspending Denial WATCH: Labour Double Down on Overspending Denial
Miliband: We Didn’t Overspend Miliband: We Didn’t Overspend