Fake Sheikh shakes his booty!
Trailer here. Now the master of disguise is a Hollywood star.
Fuck off Farrers!
Never in a million years did Guido ever expect to be on the same side of the barricades as Gorgeous George…
He coined the phrase “stalking donkey”, he successfully campaigned against the halfpenny. He added to the gaiety of the world. Requiescat In Pace Anthony Beaumont-Dark.
Despite the backstage back-biting and bitterness, today it will be all smiles as they launch what could be their final re-union tour playing at local venues around the country.
Their old tunes have lost some of their lustre “Things can only get better” seems so dated, “Whiter than white” just doesn’t apply and that old crooner classic “A straight kinda guy” sounds out of tune and insincere nowadays.
Tickets are not going well and rival younger led groups look set to eclipse the duo once called the Lennon and Macartney of politics by U2 lead singer Bono.
Watch the body language at the press conference, will it match the glued on smiles?
Cameron called UKIP “fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists, mostly” on LBC today. Which might be a little unfair on former UKIP candidate turned Cameron campaigner and confidante, George Eustace. Or maybe not.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?