As Starmer walked into No 10 back in July you could hear the collective chest-puffing of left-wing pundits everywhere. Years, if not decades, of stable, adult government awaited them…
93 days later and Downing Street seem to have conducted a speed run of scandal. Ending with the undignified departure of Sue Gray…
Those pundits must be feeling hot under the collar today. Here are their highlights:

It turns out Krishnan doesn’t have to worry about that after all. Soubry struck the same note…

Andrew Marr said: “For the first time in many of our lives, actually Britain looks like a little haven of peace and stability”. The Guardian’s John Crace said: “The grownups are back in Westminster. The Tory psychodramas inside No 10 have been replaced by a serious Labour government focused on delivery. It’s going to take time for all of us to make the adjustment.” Meanwhile unpaid Starmer propagandist Ian Dunt isn’t taking the news so well…

Beth Rigby might have to start reporting on something other than Starmer’s views on football and Angela Rayner’s clothing accessories:

James O’Brien naturally went on about how the “grown ups are back in charge.” It’s a sad day for Labour superfan Marina Purkiss too. No doubt Starmer’s sacking of Gray will soon be hailed as a masterstroke worthy of such a serious and adult politician…
After a morning of rife speculation the news has now been confirmed. Sue Gray is gone as Starmer’s Chief of Staff…
Gray will move to another role in government. Guido brings you the latest “end to Tory chaos” as he gets it…
UPDATE: Gray becomes the Prime Minister’s envoy for the regions and nations. Quite the demotion…
Keir’s statement:
“I want to thank Sue for all the support she has given me, both in opposition and government, and her work to prepare us for government and get us started on our programme of change. Sue has played a vital role in strengthening our relations with the regions and nations. I am delighted that she will continue to support that work.”
Gray’s:
“I am pleased to have accepted a new role as the Prime Minister’s envoy for the regions and nations. After leading the Labour party’s preparation for government and kickstarting work on our programme for change, I am looking forward to drawing on my experience to support the Prime Minister and the Cabinet to help deliver the government’s objectives across the nations and regions of the UK. In addition to building a close partnership with devolved governments, I am delighted this new role will mean continuing to work alongside and support the Prime Minister, Deputy Prime Minister, the Cabinet and the Mayors on English devolution. It has been an honour to take on the role of Chief of Staff, and to play my part in the delivery of a Labour government. Throughout my career my first interest has always been public service. However in recent weeks it has become clear to me that intense commentary around my position risked becoming a distraction to the government’s vital work of change. It is for that reason I have chosen to stand aside, and I look forward to continuing to support the Prime Minister in my new role.”
UPDATE II: Morgan McSweeney appointed Chief of Staff. The McIavelli…
All change…
Former leader of the SNP in Westminster Ian Blackford told Times Radio why he believes Nicola Sturgeon’s claim that she spent no time in the kitchen and therefore didn’t see any of her husband’s purchases:
“She doesn’t have a passion for cooking.”