Thursday, March 23, 2006

Levy to Give Evidence

The Sleaze Master General himself is to give evidence to the House of Commons Public Administration Committee. That is not enough for Guido, when will we see him do the “Perp Walk” like they do in America?

The Serious Crime Inspectorate’s investigators should cuff him and bring him in for questioning immediately – New Labour is getting desperate – who knows who he might be asking for protection money right now? The police should round up a posse and head up to the North London Hacienda, don’t let him get away. Maundy Gregory was whisked off to France by worried peers who gave him a pension for his silence.

Hell with this lot Levy could be taken for a “walk in the woods“, for his own sake, take him into protective custody.

Hello New Readers

Guido has just checked this blog’s server scrolls. A surge in readership can reveal intelligence (just like when al Qaeda are plannning something, pay-as-you-go mobiles call Peshawar a lot) and the blog is getting lots of hits from the servers in Downing Street, various other .gov.uk servers and Capita’s spinners at Financial Dynamics, as well as from Capita itself of course.
Are they worried about something? Time to put that Crisis Management plan into operation methinks.
Incidentally, dodgy spinners LLM are, coincidentally, part owned by Financial Dynamics with whom they share a building. They are obviously all waiting for the next instalment.

The Sun – When will Murdoch fire Rebekah?

Murdoch has an unfailing nose for sniffing the winds of political change. His easy switch of The Sun’s allegiance to Blair in the 90s shows his good judgement – he backs winners and breaks losers. Although Blair is a busted flush now and irrelevant to his future interests, he seems to be letting Rebekah Wade’s Sun become increasingly rabid in its support of New Labour despite the unpopularity of Blair. It’s like Pravda with tits today.

Blunkett’s columnn is a classic attack on Brown by proxy; “There are some people who blame Tony Blair for the latest ruckus. Come off it! Of course he takes responsibility. But does anyone REALLY think that in the middle of an 18-hour-a-day election campaign he has the time to ask about every contribution “Is this a loan or a gift?” You might just have thought that this was the job of the party treasurer, Jack Dromey, who suddenly became aware of it and went into quite a tizzy.”

When Murdoch senses Cameron is likely to win he’ll fire Rebekah and put in someone more sympathetic to the Tories. That will be a more reliable indicator of the election result than any poll.

Labour Forgeries

They lie to the Lord’s Appointment Commission, they keep financial secrets from their own Treasurer and now they have forged the Chancellor’s signature.

On the left is Gordon Brown’s signature taken from the Treasury website, on the right is his signature taken from “his” email yesterday. Next they will tell us he didn’t do his own drawings. Is there no end to Labour lies and deceit?

Hat-tip : DrinkingFromHome

Capita’s Aldridge Resigns for Spurious Reasons

“There have been suggestions that this loan has resulted in the group being awarded government contracts. This is entirely spurious.” CEOs don’t resign for spurious reasons. This PQ was tabled yesterday. The answer will be illuminating.

Mr Stewart Jackson (Peterborough): To ask the Prime Minister, if he will list meetings his Adviser on Government Relations has had with (a) Capita, (b) organisations acting on behalf of Capita and (c) Mr Rod Aldridge in the last 18 months; what the purpose of the meeting was in each case; and if he will make a statement.

N.B. Happy snappers – newspaper picture desks are willing to pay for a picture of Ruth Turner and Rod Aldridge together, even if it is entirely spurious.

Punters Back Blair to Go at Labour Party Conference

Back in February Guido tipped betting on Blair to go in September at 8/1, just in time for the Labour party’s annual conference. The odds were slashed last week that he will go this year and have been as low as 4/1 to one on Betfair that he will go in Jul/Sep. Blair has surprised us before but most pundits think his sleazy end must come this year.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Capita and Ruth Turner (Part I) "Network Links"

Ruth Turner was personally appointed by Tony Blair as his Special Adviser for Government Relations working out of Downing Street. An odd job title you might think, a SpAd liaison officer? Liaising with whom?
Well if you go back into the dark New Labour past of Ms Turner (and in places it is a little murky) you will see she was a leading light on the commission of the New Local Government Network the vanguard Blairite New Labour front organisation for “innovation and modernisation in local government”, trans. privatisation and outsourcing.

No fringe ginger group this, endorsed by Blair himself, it is a slick well funded operation backed by generous corporate supporters of local democracy – who just happen to coincidentally depend for their profits on local government contracts.
The NLGN’s outsourcing contractor sponsors:

Ben Lucas of dodgy spin merchants LLM Communications (remember in 1998 they notoriously got an advance copy of one of Gordon Brown’s speeches for a client) is another leading light and trustee of the Network. Coincidentally his top clients include Capita. Through Jon Mendlesohn LLM also has a close association with with the Sleaze-Master General himself, Lord Levy. Mendlesohn is a former Blair adviser on business relations who handled Blair’s business links in the early New Labour days. He boasts that LLM is the conduit between business and New Labour and retains links with Jonathon Powell, the chief-of-staff at 10 Downing Street.
to be continued…

Project Gordon Emphasises "Family Budget"

This is taken from the Labour party email sent immediately after Gordon sat down. Puke making isn’t it?

Mothers Day

The Blame Game as Labour Party Goes Broke

Charles Clarke reckons the Labour party treasurer Jack Dromey is useless; “you have to wonder how well he was doing his work”. The National Executive Committee chairman, Sir Jeremy Beecham, said “I don’t know how closely Charles has been involved in all this. He’s not been on the National Executive for a number of years.” Trans. “Sod off and keep your nose out of it.”
Now the whispered briefings begin, and as with everything nowadays in the Labour party it has to be seen through the prism of the Blair/Brown struggle. The Guardian’s Diary has a planted story from the Blairites putting the blame on the Labour party’s former General Secretary, Matt Carter and Jane Hogarth, Head of Labour’s Corporate Relations and Fundraising. Complete bollocks which tries to spin the blame as far away from Number 10 as possible. Downing Street’s David Levy and Tony Blair are ultimately responsible. Ruth Turner and John McTernan have supporting roles. The police will no doubt want to talk, with good reason, to Number 10 chief of staff Jonathan Powell as well.

It gets better, donors deprived of any real prospect of gongs are now planning to call in their loans. Labour will be some £6m short of cash without the ability to tap into any obvious vein of venality going forward. The union brothers are not going to bail Blair out, nor Brown as he needs to stand tough on public sector pay so as not to scare the voters. So selling the old HQ is a real prospect unless Lord Sainsbury wants to step in again.

UPDATE : Just noticed a dreadful piece by the Guardian’s political editor – it gives a new meaning to the term “whitewash”. The covert funding programme is because of what that pantomime villain the Daily Mail might say about those nice respectable and generous multi-millionaires. Sir Michael White anyone?

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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:

“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”



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