Post links to sleaze stories in the comments and Guido will summarise them. It is a dirty job, but someone has to do it…
claimed back a £5 donation made at a church service to commemorate the sacrifice of RAF pilots. The left wing MP for Stockton North signed the claim thus: “Battle of Britain church service, Sunday 17.09.06. £5 contribution to offertory on behalf of Frank Cook MP.” Where do you start?
Multi-millionaire Labour backbencher Mohammed Sarwar claimed £100,000 to cover mortgage interest that he paid from an account with a Swiss bank. Tax needn’t be taxing…
Lord Clarke of Hampstead, former chairman of the Labour Party, admits he fiddled expenses, but he is remorseful. “It looks like I’ve made a terrible error…. I’m responsible for my own actions . . . If I have to go to the wall and my life is finished in terms of political or public life . . . then so be it . . . I regret what I’ve done and shall be seeking to make amends by speaking to the accountants.” Wonder if that “remorseful” line will work for pickpockets?
The Sunday Times has a claim that Gordon is going to attempt a last reshuffle immediately the day after the Thursday election. He wants to put Ed Balls in number 11. Hell why not, the insane Caligula tried make his horse a consul. The Prime Mentalist making his most loathed acolyte the second most important person in government should be worth another 5% off Labour’s polling. Go ahead Gordon, make Guido’s day…
Who could the “high-level” source of the story be? Mandelson blocking Balls by front-running Ed’s ambitions to provoke a backlash? One bit of the story made Guido laugh -
Balls, who is widely respected in the City, could appear a younger, fresher face than Alistair Darling to take on George Osborne, the shadow chancellor, in the run-up to the elections.
Widely respected by who? He is despised in the City by everyone who has had dealings with him. Is Balls pushing this story himself? If so he must be as mad as his fuhrer. Is everyone in the bunker bonkers?
It is election time and leafleting canvassers can be annoying pests knocking at your door. Print out this poster and attach it to the nearest street lamp post outside your house, remembering of course to fill in the name of your expense troughing local MP in the space provided. Piano wire can be useful to secure the poster to the lamp post. You may want to keep some spare…
According to a Populus poll for The Times, the Tories are on 30%, UKIP have surged to 19%, Labour fell to 16%, the Liberal Democrats are on 12%. The Greens are on 10% and the BNP trail with 5%. The BNP will be lucky to get a seat…
He will not resign immediately, he still wants to keep claiming his salary and expenses. Claims it was all a mistake and there was no question of deliberate intent. Well that will clearly be his defence. Whether it will wash with a jury remains to be seen.
Danny Finkelstein seems set on winding Guido up (again). Having fought a long media campaign against the Tories making the case for lower taxes in The Times, on Newsnight and via text messages to George Osborne, he is now arguing for higher pay for MPs to make up for their reduced future opportunities to fiddle their expenses.
MPs’ expenses alone almost match average mean earnings, in fact after tax is deducted, MPs’ tax-free perks alone exceed average (net) mean earnings. Their salaries are triple what the average voter / taxpayer earns, add in their perks and it is quadruple what the average voter / taxpayer earns. The chart above (source) shows income distribution in Britain. See how MPs are way over-paid already.
The “mob” referred to last night in his set-to* with Kelvin MacKenzie on Newsnight might not be part of the metropolitan media class struggling to get by on six figures, but they know self-serving bullshit when they see it. MPs don’t deserve the salaries they are actually on, there can be no question of them deserving a pay rise. Unemployment is above two million, there are plenty of better qualified people available who would do a better job than the parasitic, all-party, interchangeable professional political class currently in control of Westminster. Not a single penny more for the pigs.
*Worth watching from 10 minutes in: Kelvin telling it like it is about Alastair Darling’s “quasi-criminality”…
BBC: It Was Guido Wot Won It | MediaGuido
Nick Robinson’s Britain First Selfie | Metro
Dyson: Leave German Dominated EU, Join EFTA |
How UKIP Won Rochester | Seb Payne
Labour’s Islington Problem | Harry Phibbs
Ed Lost More Than a By-Election | Labour Uncut
Labour the Biggest Losers in Rochester | Speccie
Thornberry a Gift to Farage | Nick Wood
Is Left Finally Turning Against EU? | Dan Hannan
Labour Votes Going Green | Guardian
UKIP Winning Class War | Tim Stanley
Ralph Miliband on the English…
“The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world.”