Labour’s Funny Donation Numbers

Labour might want to give this press release another crack:

“Analysis of Conservative Party donations shows that almost £4 of donations in the last quarter came from donors who have attended exclusive private dinners with David Cameron and other senior Ministers”.

With maths like that no wonder they don’t think they overspent in government…

“Million”, a spokesman stresses.

Diplomatic Dave Trash Talks Russia

The diplomatic equivalent of standing at the side of a pub car park shouting “just leave it maaate, it’s not worth it…”

Green Party Surge is Cashless

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According to the Electoral Commission the parties received donations totaling:

  • Conservative Party – £8,345,687
  • Labour Party – £7,163,988
  • Liberal Democrats – £3,038,500
  • UK Independence Party (UKIP) – £1,505,055
  • Green Party – £248,520

Which means the Green surge is cashless, Labour having almost 30 times as their more left-wing rivals whereas the Tories have less than 5 times as much as UKIP. LibDem finances are doing considerably better than their polling would suggest…

Labour Transparency King Takes Donation From Private Equity Adviser

Labour’s squeaky clean Treasury select committee rent-a-quote John Mann is very hot on party funding this morning, having a little whinge about big Tory money in his constituency:

That would be the same John Mann who, new Electoral Commission figures reveal, has just bagged a £2,500 donation from mega-bucks CVC Capital private equity adviser Sir Trevor Chinn. Chinn has also given Labour £25,000 in the last quarter. If only there was someone Guido could phone for a comment…

“Inappropriate” Tax Experts Labour’s Biggest Non-Union Donors

PriceWaterhouse Coopers, whom Margaret Hodge condemned earlier this month, gave almost £400,000 to Labour in the last quarter.

Also blows out of the water Labour’s line that they are being massively outspent…

Exposed: Another Red Spinning for God

Richard Chapman is currently Justin Welby’s Secretary for Parliamentary Affairs

Another Labour plant.

Labour’s Pink Bus Locked Up By Unite

Labour might not be able to shut Harriet Harman up, but it seems Unite have locked down her pink bus. If these exclusive snaps are anything to by, at least…

After a promise that the patronising van of lameness would be touring the country, Guido can reveal the poor wagon is simply languishing out back of Unite’s Holborn HQ. Insert wheel based detachment joke here…

Labour Still Promising to “Freeze” Energy Bills as Election Pledge

Labour abandoned their flagship “energy price freeze” when they realised the shambolic pledge would keep energy bills artificially high after the drop in the price of oil. Apparently it was only ever meant to be ‘a cap’, despite the party handing out hundreds of tiny ice cubes saying “Freeze that Bill” at their party conference.

It seems the Brewer’s Green literature department did not get the memo:

This leaflet has gone out in marginal seats this week…

With the promise to keep bills artificially high until 2017 a top election pledge…

Top Justin Welby Aide is Labour Sleeper Agent

The turbulent priest Justin ‘Oil’ Welby is being supported in his jihad against Cameron by a Miliband plant. As a member of the House of Lords, disgracefully, Welby is afforded a parliamentary aide and despite the bossy Bishop’s insistence that […]

#EM4PM: Esther McVey Wants to Be Prime Minister

 

Asked by the Loose Women whether she would humbly put her name forward if her country was to call upon her, Esther McVey said yes:

JSP: “Do you want to be Prime Minister?”

EM: “To be honest, it is

[…]

Chair of the IPCC Claims Comms “Hacked”

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Rajendra Pachauri, the chair of the ‘respected’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, has claimed that his emails, mobile phone and WhatsApp messages have been hacked by unknown cyber criminals who used his computer devices to commit “various criminal activities”.[…]

Occupy Europe House

  • Eurosceptics Take Over EU’s Taxpayer-Funded London Base This Afternoon

Guido is heading down to a gathering of Eurosceptic troublemakers plotting Brexit in Westminster this afternoon. O-Patz and Bill Cash are turning out alongside highly quotable Labour donor and perennial referendum-caller, […]



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