Alleged dog strangler Michael Heseltine has told the BBC how he slaughtered four hundred squirrels which migrated onto his estate.

BBC: “What have you done about squirrels?”

Hezza: “Exterminated them.”

BBC: “How many?”

Hezza: “Four hundred. In nine months. In 70 acres.”

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That’s more than a squirrel a day. Is there any cuddly, cute little animal that Heseltine won’t kill in cold blood?