Is Miliband sexy? We report, you decide… 

The fantasies:

The reality:

Guido suspects this mass hysteria was triggered by Caitlin Moran in The Times last week (“Are women ‘perving’ over Ed Miliband?“) and the Daily Mail (“Red Ed’s VERY tangled love life“). Apparently the whole #MiliFandom thing is driven by teenage girls. Remember kids, socialism is never cool…