Congratulations to whoever had ‘Monday lunchtime’ in  the sweepstake for when the next person to leave the Telegraph would quit:

Some extremely exciting news. Delighted to say that I'm joining @channel4news as Digital Editor in the New Year

— Jon Laurence (@jonlaurence) December 1, 2014

Just a month ago “J-Lo” was promoted:

“Senior video planner Jon Laurence has been appointed to the new role of head of planning, to help deliver digital content across all of editorial.”

And now he’s off. Who is going to upload the shaky footage from Chris Hope’s iPad now?