Penny Mordaunt’s cock-tale speech in parliament is the Mail on Sunday splash, and also makes Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday. It was too poultry for our front page…

Also in today’s column, don’t miss out on:

• Which New Labour smoothie ex-Cabinet Minister is wandering Westminster in moth-eaten rags?

• Lord Ruffley not likely
• Villainous “Lord Blofeld” at the 1922
• Theresa May’s paranoia
• Ken’s Boris delusion
• Snoozing Diane Abbott

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