Sports Direct’s spokesman after being criticised by Ed Miliband over Zero hour contracts…

“With enemies like these, who needs friends?”

It’s the Great Downing Street Bake Off! Number 10 held their own version of the TV competition for charity this week – find out who won and who played Mary Berry in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column today. Don’t miss out on:

• The Labour candidate who gave away more than she intended
• Fiscal responsibility from John Reid
• The kid who called Bercow short

• Is billionaire Lord Ashcroft backing Theresa May for leader?
• Apprentice boardroom’s Karren Brady is Tory party’s new secret weapon
• Paxman and Jon Snow are Channel 4’s grumpy old men

• What are they smoking? Ed’s new slogan is a type of hashish

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