September 5th, 2014

WATCH: David Cameron Does Taylor Swift

Ever wanted to see Alex Salmond’s Freddie Mercury impression, Alistair Darling signing Rick Astley and David Cameron doing Taylor Swift? The nerds over at Sky News have produced the next best thing in their advert for the independence referendum:

“I used to think that we were forever ever…”


  1. 1
    Mrs. Holmes says:

    It explains the reason why Skynews has gone to shit.

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    British machetes for British beheadings

  3. 3
    I hope everyone who works for Sky dies of rectal cancer says:


    Russia is invading Eastern Europe, a wider war is looking more likely, ISIS are beheading thousands in acts of genocide, Muzzies kidnapping girls to use as sex-sláves in Nigeria and England, little old ladies being beheaded on the streets of London, and what do the fucktards at Sky concentrate on?

    “The nerds over at Sky News have produced a music video.”

  4. 4
    Ray Don says:

    Scots…please fuck off. You know we will let you use the pound for a bit.

  5. 5
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Scottish referendum? I’m getting more excited about the forthcoming issue of the iPhone 6.

  6. 6
    Ray Don says:

    It’s just snow/ beeb gay zone, pro immy, anti indigenous, obsessing with poor mooz in assorted shitholes including londonistan and to cap it all, no pun intended, Pitchfork of the Met was wheeled out around six yesterday to deny the beh’eading in Shitmonton.

    Stop lying Plod.

  7. 7

    Fuck off Scotland and fuck off Taylor Swift!
    On your own you will wither and die.
    It’s what you want and it’s what most decent English people want.

    You reckon it will be all bees knees and milk and honey for the Jocks from now on in.
    Utter bollocks.
    Wank football team-the lot.

    If only sensible English people could take part in the vote.
    Unanimous-you WOULD be gone!

  8. 8
    rick says:

    She was an old lady, and therefore almost certainly a racist – probably supported UKIP too.

  9. 9
    Guardian & BBC says:

    Want to know the truth about the beheadings? Well fuck you. Here’s some bollocks about Joan Rivers instead

  10. 10
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    Definitely a WAAAAYCIST!

  11. 11
    Col. Nut says:

    We should take more notice of the threat on our own doorstep from the Tartan State led by Al Salomon and his tart.

  12. 12
    Not in the loop says:

    Who the f+#k is Taylor Swift?

  13. 13

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  14. 14
    Bellum says:

    I have to admit, after reading the header I thought the video would have a slightly different content.

  15. 15
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    BBC News still not mentioning that the beheading was carried out by a Muslim convert who was “inspired by ISIS”.

  16. 16
    Col. Nut says:

    And little old ladies cats. What next in Behedmonton?

  17. 17
    whoopee cushion says:

    the truth about beheading is that it is to do with people enjoying beheading people, it is a genetic thing.

  18. 18
    Mike Hancock CBE MP says:

    I think we’d all like to “do” Taylor Swift.

  19. 19
    whoopee cushion says:

    perhaps the BBC has a disproportionate number of effnicks deciding policy ?

  20. 20
    Everyone in England says:

    Only if they pay cash.

  21. 21
    A r3asonable man says:

    Simple solutions to simple problems:
    Bring Putin on board (because was right all along) with S.Arabia, Syria, Iran, Jordan, Iraq, USA, France, Italy, UK etc…..and place a giant hole where ISISL once were.

    ….but first we must engage in nonsense.

    Running an elected President out of Ukraine by violence meted out by ultra right wing Nationalists is ‘good for Democracy in the EU?

  22. 22
    Taylor Swift says:

    I shall not hesitate to issue a super injunction (remember them?)

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t matter. Go back to sleep.

  24. 24
    Armchair Civilian says:

    This same guff has been in the Independent. It reeks of propaganda. FCO arabists desperately spinning anything that can distract from the immediate need to nuke ISIS.

  25. 25
    Belsen Burnham says:

    Good for the NHS

  26. 26
    Cliff Richard says:

    It wasn’t me.

  27. 27
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Put her in the curry :-)

  28. 28
    The British media are cunts says:

    Notice how quickly the story of the woman who was beheaded has been dropped down the news. A woman getting her head hacked off on a London street by a Muslim is no loneed considered important, just like 1400 girls being gang r@ped on a daily basis is.

  29. 29
    bergen says:

    I’m not sure that having Milliband turn up and try to persuade the Scots that voting no would help him be PM next year was particularly helpful to the cause.

    Incidentally, whether it was deliberately scheduled, there was a subtle “no” programme on BBC2 last night about the invention of radar- led by a Scot with an English deputy and a Welsh chief physicist culminating in “our finest hour”.

  30. 30
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:


  31. 31
    Mike Hancock CBE MP says:

    I’d like to issue myself in your super-junction.

  32. 32
    Maximus says:

    When the giant vampire squid of Wall St comes out and says vote no, then you know it must be a yes. I am expecting the Scotch to find in themselves a vestige of self-respect come polling day.

  33. 33
    The continuity announcer says:

    That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the SNP.

  34. 34
    Maximus says:

    It should fit your fundament nicely.

  35. 35
    Pedant says:

    Surely this was produced by Swedemason, who was commissioned by Sky to make a similar mash-up for the European elections. Rather than Sky News themselves.

  36. 36
    Jock Tamson says:

    It’s what you want and it’s what most decent English people want.

    Would that be the decent headhunters in Edmonstan?

    It will certainly be interesting to see England wither and die was the rest of the world realise England is a tiny little part of an island on the periphery of Europe and full of the worlds great unwashed running amok. The English are too cowardly to stand up for themselves that they allow beheading’S in their own towns and do sweet f*** all about it. This green and pleasant land is full of f***witted cowardly peasants.
    Vote AYE.

  37. 37
    Puzzled says:

    Should be de-heading, shurely? The be- prefix usually indicates addition of some sort.

  38. 38
    Meat and two veg says:

  39. 39
  40. 40
    Stater of the obvious says:

    Go gargle some porridge.

  41. 41

    Does Alex have opposable lums?

    Goodbye Scotland and thanks for all the pish.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  42. 42
    Aristotle says:

    No it isn’t, it’s a cultural (not in the sense of effnic) thing, and the basis of classical Greek theatre.

  43. 43
    Sickipedia says:

    What’s big, round and hates Moo slims?

    The world!

  44. 44
    Save peppa pig says:

    Thats alright Nick Clegg will let them back in,straight back on the jihadi’s benefit payments.These leaders of ours have not got a clue,we should say you have made your bed lie in ,no coming back.Everbody should be responsible for their own actions,no more nanny state.

  45. 45
    Maximus says:

    I expect this mayhem to peter out as its lusty perpetrators slowly realize there are simply not enough virgins to go around. And that the bennies don’t keep them in the manner to which they were previously accustomed.

  46. 46
    David Lammy says:

    I’m a thick nïgger cünt.

    Vote for me.

  47. 47
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Bollocks. Do you think there has ever been a free and fair election in the FSU?

    Ukraine is none of Putin’s business – it is an independent country and if the fed up population throws out one of his cronies… tough.

  48. 48
    BBC news editor says:

    Phew, thank goodness for Joan Rivers and the Scottish referendum. We now have half a chance of ignoring the story about an elderly woman being beheaded in a London Street in broad daylight. Even though we had a helicopter hovering over Cliff Richard’s house we seem to be getting away with ignoring this beheading. Fingers crossed.

  49. 49
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    It should so long as they haven’t changed the connector sizes again.

  50. 50
  51. 51

    Yes, go your own way Scotland.

  52. 52
    Wake up call says:

    Fuck them. These cùnts think they are on some Islamic Club 18-30 holiday where they can get up to all sorts of high jinx…beheadings, shootings, crucifixions for a couple of weeks, then return home to the daily grind and their mummy do the washing and make their tea.
    Well. Fuck them, the SAS should shoot them dead

  53. 53
    Flying pig says:

    What…the BBC covering up the truth and failing to report the news impartially and without fear?

    Surely not…

  54. 54
    Fat bloke on the radio... says:

    Never heard of them

  55. 55
    The Eagle Brothers says:

    Yes please!

  56. 56
    To Salmond, Islamic cùnts and the BBC says:

  57. 57
    The BBC says:

    Beheading, what beheading?

    It was clearly an accident and the old woman was probably asking for it, it had nothing to do with race or religion so there really is no story to report. Tory cuts were probably responsible and UKIP was almost certainly to blame in some way we have yet to find out about.

    Multiculturalism is wonderful and enriches us all, islam is a great religion of peace and they only get filled with rage when non muslims dont do what they are told and submit. We at the BBC dont waste time on trivial stuff like the death of an old woman, they die all the time.

  58. 58

    Meanwhile, in the world of more credible leadership…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  59. 59
    A says:

    Fiona Woolf appointed in place of Butler Sloss

  60. 60
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Hatred of the Tories and fear of the looming IMF cuts will win it easily for the YES camp :-)

  61. 61
    Winston says:

    Guiso. Does it bother you that most of the posts on your blog have nothing to do with your pointless articles? It’s become a host for people to vent their spleen and to highlight hidden news.

  62. 62
    Persona non grata says:

    Cameron has pledged 3,500 troops to NATO rapid response force. Is the quisling going to send our boys into Ukraine to die on behalf of the Bank of England and the FED?

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    passive observer says:

    a ? yo mean another surely

  65. 65
    A r3asonable man says:

    Not true on any point.
    Ukraine falls under Russian(Soviet) influence and we traded it for Greece post 1945 (Truman/Stalin/Churchill Atlee).
    Irrespective of what Nationalists think or any EU ambitions, the ‘influence’ remains.

  66. 66
    lojolondon says:

    So – I think this is quite cool – it made me smile – far better than the offerings from the B-BBC!!

  67. 67

    The articles posted are not pointless – very illuminating as they generally are not covered in the MSM.

    You suggest the commentary left is a new phenomena. Check the archives. It is not.

    Do you vote Labour ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  68. 68
    Penny Red says:

    What the actual fuck? How would you word it? Asian relieves woman of headache? Fucking Leftists.

  69. 69
  70. 70
    FFS says:

    “Ukraine is none of Putin’s business”

    Bwahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa…. It’s the way he tells ‘em !

  71. 71
    tàxpàyèr says:

    Old ladies being executed by recent convert to islam (medja forget to tell you that). Police tell people not to speculate but claim its nuffink to do wiv terrorism.

  72. 72
    Former Poly Lecturer says:

    Not a single mention of the pensioner who was beheaded in the 11am BBC news. They managed to mention every other non-story though.

  73. 73
    London Tourist Information Board says:

    Huge 25 year old black man wielding a machete, who hacks the head off an 82 year old woman, gets tasered by plod.

    40 year old white man brandishing a knife, in another part of London, on the same day, gets shot dead by plod.


  74. 74
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    So there has been free and fair elections? FSU means FORMER Soviet Union.

  75. 75
    White middle-aged higher rate taxpaying straight male says:

    During an hours drive into work this morning, R4’s Toady programme did not mention the Edmonton beheading once!

  76. 76
    Someone says:

    That is very rude of you to say that.

    How are you going to feel if he beats the Tory candidate to be the next mayor of London? Disappointment that the Tories have no-one better?

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    It’s cos it’s Isl@mic innit??????

  78. 78
    Yes please... says:

    Whilst we gargle our porridge we will think about the poor children in Rotherham were the English were to spineless to protect. Come to think of it, there seems to be catalogue of English cowardness when it comes to protect the most vulnerable. Unfortunately I don’t have the time to list Englands cowardlyfailures.
    P.S your national teams shite as well. Only the English could think otherwise.

  79. 79
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    If you have Dalek Darling, The former Prime Mentalist, Ed Milimong, Camoron and the vultures of Wall Street telling the Scots to vote no, then you know it will be a landslide victory for the YES camp.

    Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom! :-)

  80. 80
    Comedian says:

    People who take the comments of comedians seriously and treat them as beliefs or statements of fact should seek urgent psychiatric help.

    Begin the consultation by saying, “Help me! I’m a leftard cúnt who can’t take or understand a joke.”

  81. 81
    Armchair Civilian says:

    It was either that or fitting them out with hose pipes and sending them to Calais.

  82. 82
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    No, it’s to make sure you keep your freedom, and can carry on making incredible posts.

  83. 83
    Jo Moore says:

    Ah…a good day to bury important news about the hunting down of the peedo’s in Westminster.

  84. 84
    passive observer says:

    more shit is going on in London as we speak.

    they don’t want another summer 2012.

  85. 85
    Oi, enough already says:

    A media blackout in action now, race relations and community cohesion and the illusion of multicultural harmony must be protected as all costs.

    An elderly lady is murdered, just another invisible victim and just one of many soon to be forgotten, never mentioned and the cause covered up.

    Little girls r*ped and abused, they dont matter, innocent people murdered, they are of no consequence when set against protecting the illusion of multiculturalism.

    Just another day in the culturally enriched wonderland provided for us by the establishment, and just remember, if you are the wrong colour and religion and race you are and will remain at the bottom of the pile at the end of the list and invisible.

  86. 86
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    If the Scots vote yes, then when can they expect Salmond’s coronation?

  87. 87
    Back1woodsman says:

    No, because his advertisers probably pay based on the number of certified hits the site attracts, and, being the sensitive soul that he is, he feels our pain too and knows we need the chance to talk about events, whilst simultaneously massaging his wallet.
    If only joyce thacker had spent more time posting here, it would have done wonders for her cognitive dissonence issues.

  88. 88
    Drowning in pc says:

    He is a recent convert to the Religion of Peace – so it will be released on Saturday at about mid-afternoon, when no-one is paying attention, that he was having a few mental health problems, nothing to do with terrorists and he has been remanded in custody while they carry out a psychiatric assessment, which will take at least 3 months.

    His mother will be interviewed on Monday, probably surrounded by her 15 multi-coloured children and she will say she is really sorry about the cat, she likes cats.

    In January it will be revealed that he skipped bail in December and left the UK on a flight to Turkey wearing a burqua.

  89. 89
    Nigel says:

    Vote UKIP

  90. 90
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Does Carswell support all of UKIPs policies. Oh hang on a minute UKIP haven’t got any policies. Does Carswell agree with Farage that the whole of Bulgaria and Romania will be arriving in the UK? (remember that one).

  91. 91
    Persona non grata says:


  92. 92
    Persona non grata says:

    Of course it is, silly me.

  93. 93
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Really good and incredibly funny, Owen Jones reminds me of the old joke about being drunk and being ugly.
    When Owen wakes up on any morning he will still be a stupid c8nt.

  94. 94
    Comedian says:

    Lol Owen wets his pants over 7 bad reviews on Amazon. It’s a right wing conspiracy of lies you know. Perhaps your book is just Marxist crap Owen?

    This latest Owen Saga reveals just how sick the Marxist mind is. No criticism is tolerated no matter how small or insignificant. 7 people who didn’t like his book are labelling a right wing conspiracy!

  95. 95
    Milibot3000 says:


  96. 96
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The gradual transition to full independence will take 2 years (Sept 2016) to allow plenty of time for teething problems to be sorted.

    It won’t all happen overnight, so no need to panic and fall for the fear and loathing of Dalek Darling and the no camp :-)

  97. 97
    bob says:

    Well he does not support the Bories policies

  98. 98
    CCHQ Mong Troll Division says:

    What have I told you about posting on your own.?

    You’ve made a dick of yourself again B!lly.

  99. 99
    bob says:

    if they vote yes, do the scottish MPs automatically get thrown out of the UK- parliament?

  100. 100
    Winston says:

    No, I vote UKIP. Who do you vote for? Show me a Guido ‘revelation’ critical of Cameron or the Tories, since Guido was ‘bought’. The blog is filled with, mostly pointless trivia and smears on Labour and UKIP. The comments refer to current issues and news. You are a prime example, with your anti-Putin agenda. Although, you do have some good points on other issues.

  101. 101
    Oi, enough already says:

    Why do you feel the need to tell lies?

    Farage didnt say that the whole of Romania and Bulgaria WOULD come to the UK, he said they had the RIGHT to come and hundreds of thousands are arriving, so you lie and Farage told the truth and thats what you hate most isnt it?

  102. 102
    Comedian says:

    Strange, if a western leader were pictured posing with a gun they would be labelled a war monger. I suppose state controlled media does have it’s benefits! Were RT producers lined up in the sight? :D

  103. 103
    bob says:

    shut calais for a couple of weeks and see how the french crap themselves

    1. more imigrants with no where to go
    2. loss of $$$$ from all the tourists and piss heads

    would seriously fuck em up

  104. 104
    Dangerous Brian says:

    You really are a thick MSM believing tw@t.
    NOBODY said that the whole of Bulgaria and Rumania would come to the UK (a patently ridiculous premise even from a socialist bed wetter).
    What UKIP and others said was “Because of the stupid freedom of movement EU regulation the whole of the population of Bulgaria and Rumania COULD come here if they wanted to and as a nation we can do little or nothing about it”.

  105. 105
    deleted says:

    I suppose we could rehouse them in Edmonton and give them 6 months community service .

  106. 106
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Are you UIKP supporters hunting in pairs. Takes two at a time does it?

  107. 107
    Webster says:

    It doesn’t explain, but it does illustrate the problem.

  108. 108
    Comedian says:

    What are they worried about? White men can’t jump and they don’t riot either?

  109. 109
    The wide wide Atlantic says:

    He’s American.

  110. 110
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    And you are?

  111. 111
    Dangerous Brian says:

    More a supporter of truth, something of a rare commodity in these times of spin and bull sh8t.
    When I’m wrong I’m wrong, this time its you, so man up or p*ss off.

  112. 112
    Comedian says:

    Immediate threat to life.

  113. 113
    deleted says:

    North London is red!

  114. 114
    CCHQ Mong Troll Division says:

    We tried to recall him, I’m afraid he’s gone rogue.

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  116. 116
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Truth and UKIP? Bullshit and UKIP more likely.

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    Radio 4’s Today program said 260 Jihadis were already back. I wonder if one them came back to Edmonton…

  118. 118
    whoopee cushion says:

    100s of millions of euro given to pro EU organizations in Ukraine and this one is astonishing if true; demonstrators given 20 euros per day by German bank to demonstrate.

  119. 119

    There can be no policies unless we are out of the EU soviet empire , after November 1st Parliament will have about as much power as a county council ,every whim,every directive ,every diktat emanating from the Brussels will be automatically become law , without even a semblance of debate allowed.
    It will matter not a jot who is pretending to be PM. , it will be just a ceremonial position to greet the EU officials when they descend on Westminster occasionally to remind us who is the boss.

  120. 120
    whoopee cushion says:

    from the beginning of humans sitting around the fire in a cave stories and inventions have been told, the better stories were remembered and were passed along the generations and then eventually acted out and written.

  121. 121
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Rehousing them on Rockall would be preferable.

  122. 122
    The two Muppets says:

    Once the Scots bugger off ,Do you think that Scotland is still in our
    sphere of influence ? Scotland will be an independent Country
    and all we have to do is keep our Northern borders safe, every thing
    else will be down to them .

  123. 123
    Sick of the stupid racist cünts known as the Scotch says:

    Fuck off you Jock mong.

    Racist, welfare-addicted, chip-on-shouldered, heroin shooting fucking inbred ginger cüntwafts.

    Fucking do one.

  124. 124

    What if they adopted the Danish krone ?

    After all the Danes will never join the euro but the krone is irreversibly linked to it so it will be euro by Proxy .

    And as Pictland aspires to be a Scandinavian clone what better way than to align themselves with a population that have been officially designated the happiest people in the world !!

    And there s always Lego and Carlsberg and the deep fried bacon !!!

  125. 125

    …. and of course free lashings of Scandi Noir on TV .

    ….. and Greenland is on the cusp if an oil/gas find which is said will dwarf the North Sea reserves so they can always colonise them if the free retirement homes bill gets too expensive in a few years ….

  126. 126

    I know Scots love to eat chips.

    I did not know they did so via an orifice on their shoulder …

  127. 127

    Puzzled at 37 bespeaks truth to grammar .

  128. 128
    Vote Tory, get LibLabCon says:

    David Cameron must do the right thing and dispatch a plane to bring these misguided youths home immediately. It was only because of the constant anti-Assad rhetoric by William Hauge that led these brave young boys astray in the first place.

    Once they’re all on the plane, and the pilot is over a deserted stretch of land, he can parachute out and let them enjoy the rest of the journey on their own…

  129. 129
    A r3asonable man says:

    It doesn’t matter a monkeys fuck about free elections in Russia as it didn’t matter a monkey’s fuck whether Stalin executed 20million Russians.
    The argument and position of Putin is Russian ‘influence’.
    We have influence and so do they.
    For proof of our ‘influence’ being more superior than theirs, tune in to Dave TV tonight and listen how tuff he is on the matter.
    Ignore his refusal to mention neo nazis who run a President out.

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    You forgot to mention ‘Drunk’s’. Do try to keep with the script. Anyone would think this green and pleasant land that is paedophile England was slipping in their ability to read a script.

  131. 131
    Bloke says:

    Let’s hope the whining Tartan-clad benefit people decide to fuck right off.

  132. 132
    Sam Rawstron says:

    Absolutely Fab guys at sky , sooooo funny!!

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