September 5th, 2014

Twitter Bitch Fight of the Week: Morgan v Maguire

Two Mirror men past and present have come to blows in this week’s Twitter bitch fight.

Piers Morgan did not take kindly to Kevin Maguire’s diary story about him going to visit Andy Coulson in the clink. The Mirror associate editor cattily enquired as to why Piers didn’t tweet about the trip.

One problem, he did:

Cue Piers deciding to give Maguire a slap:

He should have quit while he was ahead:



  1. 1
    Kéysér Snoozey says:


    Liked by 1 person

  2. 2
    TimoUK says:



  3. 3
    Ed Miliband rides horse cock says:

    who cares, wake me up when morgan has botched throat surgery and dies


  4. 4
    junkkmale says:

    And this… is the calibre of hack we have still operating in the higher echelons of the MSM. Much explained; little excused.


    • 36
      The Growler says:

      Fawkesy is a hack in MSM and he likes to lash out at those he doesn’t like the rest of them be they following what their master says or they just don’t really care, they want to make a name for themselves.


  5. 5
    Piss Organ says:

    Does no-one love me, apart from myself ?


  6. 6
    Piers Morgan says:

    I would have thought Maguire would appreciate a photograph of one man pissing on another.
    Even if it was fake.


  7. 8
    They all look the same to me says:

    I get mixed up Is Maguire the weasel face lefty c*nt who reviews the films,the weasel face lefty c*nt who writes the songs or the weasel face lefty c*nt who reviews the papers?


  8. 9
    Rip Van Winkle says:



  9. 10
    Back1woodsman says:

    Morgan vs Maguire, taking the meaning of *low life* to unplumbed depths.


    • 14
      LOL says:

      Maguire is so low I bet he could limbo under a public toilet cubicle door.


      • 23
        Anonymous says:

        But together with Gordon brown they did get rid of Tony…doesn’t say much for the skills of Alistair Campbel


        • 32
          jgm2 says:

          It took them over ten years of sniping.

          I’d rather Tony had got rid of the Maximum Imbecile for disloyalty. then we might have been spared the Imbecile’s reckless rampage through the UK economy.


  10. 11
    Blah blah blah says:

    Is this one of the most boring friday Guido’s site has ever treated us to?


  11. 12
    yes you guessed it says:

    Edmonton beheader was a Nigerian moo slim convert


  12. 15
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”


  13. 19
    Fake Photographs - Fake Plastic Person says:

    Surely, in essence the fact is, Morgan is in every way, an unremitting fake!!


  14. 20

    I SAID STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  15. 22
    What A Sleaze says:

    Morgan! Piss poor in every respect, what WAS Celia thinking!!! Surely she deserved better!


  16. 27
    who why what where when says:

    Good that Morgan was supporting fall-guy Coulson.
    When will Mirror hacks be similarly convicted and jailed
    for phone-hacking?


  17. 28
    Dame Tessa says:

    Hello proles. It’s Dame Tessa here – the original Fifty Shades of Grey. I’m too sexy for my thermal vest. Oh yes.

    I say, forget all this testosterone-fuelled bollox from these two silly boys, and lets concentrate on what REALLY matters: my new job as London Mayor and that Lammy creature trying to steal my thunder. Vote for me and keep me in the regal manner David (my “ex”) and the Halifax has accustomed me to.

    I warn Ed now; if you don’t make sure I get the job I will come over and sit on your face after lunch. And I always eat baked beans for lunch, darling.


  18. 30
    BP says:

    So the Yanks are asking for British help in the Middle East again.

    They have a fine way of showing what great buddies they are.


    • 34
      jgm2 says:

      Fine. Help them, but send them the bill.

      Hourly rate for hire of HMS Rustbucket – $20000
      Hourly rate for hire of Tornado – $20000
      Hourly rate for GRUNT – $200
      Ammunition – cost PLUS 50%

      Compensation for loss of GRUNT $1,000,000
      Compensation for loss of GRUNT killed by YOUR ‘friendly fire’ $10,000,000

      etc etc


  19. 31
    Balti Boy says:

    Morgan is so slimy you almost want to cheer Maguire. Two toads


  20. 33
    The Crooked Mirror says:

    Piers Morgan is a CROOK. Fact! I would wipe my shitty arse with the Mirror if I bought it.


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