September 5th, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Things Are Looking Up Edition)


232 Comments

  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    There go the Russians.

  2. 2

    I spy a pie in the sky…

  3. 3
    Obama says:

    Is that one of ours?

  4. 4
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Is it a bird is? it a plane? no it’s an SS-…

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

  5. 5
    Ken Lorp says:

    Ooohhh – look, it’s helicopter Yellen. Quick, she’s dropping the cash over there …

  6. 6
    world leaders make the world a safer place says:

    Look at those flying pigs..

  7. 7
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Is it a bird? is it a plane? no it’s an SS-…

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

  8. 8
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Is it a bird?

    Is it a plane?

    No, it’s a bunch of drones.

  9. 9
    Norm Normal says:

    Flying pig? No, Russian ceasefire.

  10. 10
    Jack the Ripper says:

    “Oh-oh! BBC helicopter. We deny the allegation.”

  11. 11
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Goodbye Wales :-)

  12. 12
    whoopee cushion says:

    Nato leaders told to watch for arrival of Trident sub.

  13. 13

    “Look! Over There!”

    ISIS employ the oldest trick in the book to distract world leaders while expanding their territory in he middle east.

  14. 14
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    What does that banner read?

    Cameron: Van Gaal Out Now.

  15. 15
    Not the leader of swindon council says:

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

    It’s a bird

  16. 16
    Vlad the appalling says:

    Instant Sunshine available Wales.

  17. 17
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    They are thinking “I wish i hadn’t had the mushrooms now” :-)

  18. 18
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Cameron: Nice clouds. What’s for lunch?

  19. 19
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Boris makes an entrance on the zip wire!

  20. 20
    Fred says:

    So Cliff Richard does have a flat down here then.

  21. 21

    Yes, it’s the Goodyear camera blimp. It’s all the EU has got to deploy to Ukraine just now.

  22. 22
    whoopee cushion says:

    photographer makes mistake saying ” watch the birdie”

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Watching a re-enactment of the Ukrainian army breaking the world mass high-jump record. Russian artillery-assisted.

  24. 24
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s a bit bright for midnight :-)

  25. 25
    Maimed Codger says:

    Wow, an inflated Speaker..

  26. 26
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Wales becomes land of the midnight sun :-)

  27. 27

    I think God’s angry at us!

  28. 28
    The J e w s are at it again says:

    “Israel to build 283 homes on West Bank
    Publication of tenders for new settlement follows announcement of Israel’s biggest land grab in West Bank since 1980s”

  29. 29
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Hollande: Foolish capitalists! I have you all in one place. Now I will implement my fiendish plan.

    Now, the first thing to understand about socialism is the relationship between the means of production and ownership of those means. You see…

  30. 30
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Hollande: De plane, de plane :-)

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Wow, that inflated & shot off fast.

    what was that, the Euro or the Dollar ?

  32. 32
    Timetogetreal says:

    We all agree with you President Hollande…..it is a fucking good view up Valerie Trierweiller’s skirt

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    among all those clouds I see blue sky, there can you see them?

  34. 34
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Missing Malaysian flight MH370 finally spotted :-)

  35. 35
    helpful suggestion says:

    A caption is supposed to be funny/entertaining and
    relate to the picture.

  36. 36
    DDC says:

    The World Bank releases latest global inflation estimates.

  37. 37
    Angela Merkel says:

    In the good old days, it used to be Messerchmitts.

  38. 38
    The Growler says:

    Among all those clouds I see blue sky, just there can you see it?

  39. 39
    DDC says:

    The Red Arrows?

  40. 40
    Squadron leader Cameron says:

    Tory party parachute display team do one last show before their 2015 deployment.

  41. 41
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    Obama: ‘Don’t worry, it’s one of our bombers. They can tell the difference between the enemy and – run for it!!!!!’

  42. 42
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    I like! :-D

  43. 43
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

  44. 44
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    He’s bin on the heavy toothpaste again.

  45. 45
    SS says:

    Fuck no if Nigel shits on us from that height we are gone forever!

  46. 46
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    Cameron: ‘I think we can leave Boris and Nigel on that zip wire until the election is over…’

  47. 47
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The new NATO version:

    Hollande: De bombs, de bombs :-)

  48. 48
    C.O.Jones says:

    Just 30 seconds later they shouted in unison,

    jump… jump

  49. 49
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Ja, they’d have the skies full of the Fokkers.

  50. 50
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Obama: So that’s why all those people panicked when my bodyguards announced ‘It’s a bomber’.

  51. 51
    Glenn Jarvis says:

    Heads in the clouds as usual

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron (off camera and moving fast): “INCOMING!!!! Bercow’s gone off!!!”

  53. 53
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I didn’t know the police in Wales had a helicopter :-)

  54. 54
    DDC says:

    The Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown does a fly-past

  55. 55
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    Here come the planes. They’re American planes. Smoking or non-smoking?

  56. 56
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    What a bunch of fokkers.

  57. 57
    still walking into darkness says:

    Our Nigel, hallowed be thy name, forgive us our sin

  58. 58
    Labour says:

    The Bedroom Tax is dead in the water.

  59. 59
    Socialism is theft says:

    The Dambusters re-enactment flight goes tragically right.

  60. 60
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    ‘Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s – oh, it’s a bird.’

  61. 61
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Shiiiiiiiit! Farage is doing another aeriel stunt :-)

  62. 62
    The J e w s are at it again says:

    ?

  63. 63
    Socialism is theft says:

    Bandits at 6 o’clock.

  64. 64
    Taxpayer says:

    I have never paid it. Has anyone else?

  65. 65
    helpful suggestion says:

    Nato leaders misunderstand the phrase ‘it’s all going tits up’.

  66. 66
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Cameron: If it’s a UFO, I’ll speak for us. And if they say ‘take us to your leader’, I’ll hand over to Mr Juncker.

  67. 67
    geordieboy says:

    A Stealth Microlite in the no – fly zone.

  68. 68
    Russian Heavy Bomber says:

    ‘So, comrade, this is what we call a target-rich environment’.

  69. 69
    Barry says:

    Who farted?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Wild welcome as bare-chested skydiver Putin drops in on Nato summit.

  71. 71
    Sarah Palin says:

    I can see Russia from here.

  72. 72
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Mushrooms :-)

  73. 73
    Dave Camperon PM says:

    Watch it, that’s the same bird that shat on Milliband’s hair!

  74. 74
    Nigel says:

    I admire the SS.

  75. 75
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

  76. 76
    He hates being reminded says:

    The Colgate 235 has reached critical mass. Run for your lives.

  77. 77
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Very good :-)

  78. 78
    Back1woodsman says:

    Mainstream politicians apprehensive at UKIP announcement of electoral pact with Confederate Airforce.

  79. 79
    Hollande says:

    Zis Red Arrows is good but wait till you see the French Yellow belly ejector seat display team.

  80. 80
    When do MPs do serious work? says:

    Slightly surprised that no-one has noticed the MOD sneaking out its announcement that it is spending £3.5Bn on some armoured personnel carriers (ie £5.6M a pop). This is after spending £1Bn and a decade determining what vehicle it needed (it would seem we need something for the north western German plains going on the design chosen). It is apparently not amphibious, is not mine-proof and is arguably the most expensive version the MOD could possibly have chosen. We also appear to be paying twice the price the Spanish are paying and to an American company (who will open an assembly plant in Wales to make us feel better). Meanwhile BAE is closing down its armoured vehicle assembly plant.

  81. 81
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Give it a fuckin’ medal :-)

  82. 82
    grasmith says:

    Comedown Boris we have guests.

  83. 83

    Space – The Final Frontier…

  84. 84
  85. 85
    Socialism is theft says:

    Ebola virus mutates. First symptoms to manifest are a stiff neck and a stupid grin.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Dave to Obama What does inbound mean?

  87. 87
    DDC says:

    and 7, 8, 9 o’clock – they’re everywhere

  88. 88
    MOD not fit for purpose says:

    Indeed, the senior staff get ready to punish the daft dancing guardsman, but no senior staff ever gets sacked for procurement cock-ups.

    As for the picture of the F35 on the lawn at Newport, was there ever anything more pathetic?

  89. 89
    jgm2 says:

    Obama takes delegates outside to show them graph of US budget deficit.

  90. 90
    boredhousehusband says:

    “So, to get around EU Law, what we do now is simply put them in the Onager catapult and send straight them back to France…. Look, there’s one now!”

  91. 91
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    10 Watt vacuum cleaner does demonstration flypast.

  92. 92
    twinkle says:

    It could be the sky falling in.

  93. 93
    Rolf's Ghost says:

    Can ya tell what it is yet?

    hoower-waawer-hoower-waawer-ah.

    There ya go sport, have yaself a nice little Rolfaroo.

  94. 94

    That was a fuel air explosive.

    If it was nuclear:

    i) Would be brighter
    ii) The EMP would have affected the recording equipment.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    ” Hang on I can see the lettering on the side. H…A…M…A……..”

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    Even nato are taking the p out of him.

  97. 97
    Assembled Leaders says:

    Bloody hell…..it’s Blair….the Peoples Profit….. descending from Heaven

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    ” I think I can just make out the lettering on the side….H…A…M…A…………”

  99. 99
    Tory Bumsexing says:

    Arse bandits at lunchtime.

  100. 100
    Toad says:

    World leaders advise Hollande to keep an eye on level of French national debt.

  101. 101
    Anonymong says:

    Sally the Alley silences the criticism of the x-factor judges with the altitude of her ping-pong ball trajectories.

  102. 102
    Ze Saucy Leetle Hollandaise says:

    Oooh la la, mon dieu, sacre bleu….her legs go all ze way up!

  103. 103
    Urocrat says:

    Please tell me it isn’t a muslim pilot.

    #SuicideJumbo

  104. 104
    Bof says:

    I’ll m’arrive encore une merde

  105. 105
    In The Meantime says:

    Little Boy Cleggie was addressing a childrens’ NATO meeting! Most appropriate.

  106. 106
    Cameron the Common Purpose C*nt says:

    It’s Superman…I mean Superperson Yay!

  107. 107
    Urocrat says:

    We all look up to Nigel Farage and UKIP.

  108. 108
    jgm2 says:

    Hollande can’t even bring himself to look right.

  109. 109
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Terrible caption.

  110. 110
    Caption Comp says:

    It’s behind you

  111. 111
    Anonymong says:

    They don’t.
    They just run around the fields making wuub-wuup-wuub-wuup noises.

    Scares the shite out of the sheep. Stops Cunstable Gllans-Heddlu getting a shitty knob though.

  112. 112
    Armchair Civilian says:

    But did it kill enough of them?

  113. 113

    Aliens arrive in Wales to save the world.

  114. 114
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Not suggesting anything nuclear, just a response to the caption pic.

  115. 115
    Witty Moniker says:

    Just out of interest, looking at that photo, who let Julian Assange out, and how did he get in to the NATO summit?

  116. 116
    The EUs preferred government in Ukraine says:

    So do we.

  117. 117
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    Hollande: ‘Zat murst be un bomb existential – eet jurst says IS on ze side…’

  118. 118
    Normal Guy says:

    If you look down you can see the public

  119. 119
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    Cameron: ‘He was right after all – they CAN get a missile here in 45 minutes!’

  120. 120
    Millions of Mr & Mrs Joe Public are all Voting for UKIP in May 2015 GE & LE says:

    “Swinehund das UKIP banner”

  121. 121
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    Cameron: ‘He was right after all – they CAN get WMD here in 45 minutes!’

  122. 122
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Lol, seen something more interesting over there.

  123. 123

    It certainly looks like it did a lot of damage.

    Notice the puff of black smoke to the right of the main strike ?

    The original claims of Sarin strikes from a few years back are also explained by the effects that the fuel mix in these munitions have of people if they are exposed.

    Some of the shell remains from back then indicate very old US design (early 70s) was apparently in the inventory of Assad.

    They look pretty cool from a distance, and shake the ground nicely when they go off just right. Have a habit of killing by suffocation (all the oxygen is sucked out in that fireball, and the overpressure is a bit crushing).

    Other names for these munitions: Poor man’s nuke, vacuum bomb, t’hermobaric weapon.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  124. 124
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    ‘Don’t do it, Nigel! Oh – on second thoughts…’

  125. 125
    Jane's military monthly says:

    Looks like one of those Syrian Al Shi tmakecks rockets.

  126. 126

    It was a failed propaganda.

    As Assad’s campaign there has also failed – Homs is slowly coming under the spell of IS now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  127. 127
    Ian says:

    “So thats what the moral high ground looks like”

  128. 128
    Nom de plume says:

    Is that Bercow, flying by the seat of his pants?

  129. 129
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    ‘Isn’t that Boeing flying towards The Shard a bit too low?’

  130. 130
    Interesting says:

    In other words an Ideal device to drop on Rotherham.

  131. 131
    E=MC2 says:

    The last moments of NATO leaders captured as Putin drops a “Fat Boy” on their heads.

  132. 132
    Mad Mozzers In Formation says:

    F**k, that’s where those 11 aircraft are than went “missing” in Libya.

  133. 133
    Village Idiot says:

    ……”That seagull is going to dump it on one of us!!!”……..Francoise!!!!!!!!

  134. 134

    Excellent vapour trails: “F*ck Off Putin”.

  135. 135
    Yawn says:

    World leaders pose for another bland photo caption competition on Guido’s site.

  136. 136
    The man at the back in the blue jumper - yes you, sir says:

    ‘John Bercow is highly strung – from the top of Big Ben…’

  137. 137
    Thinking in Unison says:

    I hope security frisked that black dude before they let him in.

  138. 138
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Obama – “It says, VOTE UKIP BEST WISHES VLADIMIR PUTIN “.

  139. 139
    jgm2 says:

    Winner!!!

  140. 140

    Best device for R’otherham:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  141. 141

    Kim Jong-Il’s pointing that way – so pay attention.

  142. 142
    Anonymous says:

    Is that a Juncker I see

  143. 143
  144. 144
    EU politicians says:

    Is that a junket I can see?

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    And here comes a chopper to chop off your heads.

  146. 146
    enid blyton says:

    *sound of high pitched whistle slowly getting louder*

  147. 147
    jgm2 says:

    ISIS seem to work on the same principle as Ghenghis Khan. Sweep across the vast expanses on their horses/Toyotas, kill everybody and steal all their stuff.

    Although that’s pretty much how Mohammed operated too.

    The obvious thing to do is to hit the fuckers out in the open, defend the cities and towns properly and leave the c*unts starve to death.

  148. 148
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    ‘Who do the fuck do those MiG 29s belong to?’

  149. 149
    cured lefty says:

    Politicians watch their careers dissappear straight into the stratosphere!

  150. 150
    Spartacus says:

    oh, so that’s how laser bombs work . . . .

  151. 151
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    So that’s the ISIS flag eh!

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Obama says “Look at the Global Warming – hiding in the clouds today ! “

  153. 153
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Edit, knob at work.

    ‘Who the fuck do those MiG 29s belong to?’

  154. 154
    Dai Django says:

    NATO leaders practising pose after IS wins and introduces Sharia Law

  155. 155

    Look more carefully. You will see that they not only know how to wage war efficiently and effectively on the ground by they also deploy covert forces ahead of their advances to weaken their targets.

    They know what they are doing: Air Strikes will not stop them – will likely strengthen.

    Breaking or weakening Assad’s hold on them would be good idea. Then at least Assad will be forced to deal with them, and if he fails, there is a credible second choice for forming a government in the region available : Win-Win.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  156. 156
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Obama: It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. He’s yelling “Get to the chopper!”

  157. 157
    Maximus says:

    With eager expectation and faces of unalloyed bliss, NATO leaders demonstrate to the assembled presstitutes exactly how the peons should confront the next Cargo Cult.

  158. 158
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    They are watching Owen Jones being hanged from a crane :-)

  159. 159
    Gerry says:

    Here’s a little something for you G, well lets face it someone will read this comment at GFHQ…A few months ago you told your subs and ‘ fans ‘ about how to safely ? and with a bit of stealth, how to get in contact with you concerning information. Here’s a website you may not have been aware of, Its called. http://www.ipviking.com. where you can watch in realtime cyber attacks on a geo map as they happen. Which leads me to the Friday caption contest as all of those in the picture are well aware of what is happening within their own borders and turn a blind eye. Mind you, with recent details of Hollywood phonies getting hacked thats nothing compared with ipviking.com…Gerry…

  160. 160
    horice says:

    How far up Ashcrofts arse can camoron get ?

  161. 161
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    NATO leaders forget to “duck and cover” :-)

  162. 162
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I’ll bet they were ROFL at the Kremlin watching this :-)

  163. 163

    I only said to blow the fucking ears off him.

  164. 164
    PC 99 says:

    IS it a bird? IS it a plane?

  165. 165
    Obama says:

    Allahu Akbar

  166. 166
    Supreme Allied Commander says:

    Two things come out of the sky. Bird shit and idiots!

    Photo of the advance party!

  167. 167

    Would that be the Conservative Free-Fall Suicide Squad?

  168. 168
    cynic says:

    Did someone invite Sally?

  169. 169
    IS says:

    Vote UKIP!! d:

  170. 170
    cynic says:

    Its the RAF Flypast chaps.

    The Battle of Britain Squadron. one Sopwith Camel (used) and three Drones from Toys R Us which, if we fly low enough, they might think are the real thing

  171. 171
    colonel_hackney says:

    Nato sticks its neck out

  172. 172
    Dave says:

    Whoever smelt it dealt it.

  173. 173
    A Friend Of Hers says:

    “SURRENDER, DOROTHY!”

  174. 174
    Our Sal says:

    But he ain’t well hung

  175. 175
    Sally the Alley says:

    John Bercov is slightly hung.

    Thats why I have my Mandingo. *innocent slapper with a rabid poonanny face*

  176. 176
    Sartorialist says:

    European leaders watch for flying pigs after being informed of the eurozone’s spectacular growth figures.

  177. 177
    Lizzie says:

    Look everybody, a seagull …. INCOMING! Take cover!

  178. 178

    The yanks had fuel/air bombs called a “Daisy-cutter”. A really super idea for winkling Al Quaeda members out of cave systems and ensconced safe in rocky defiles or other “hard” enclosed spaces, Torah-Bora mountains for instance.
    Initially the heavier-than-air combustible material is delivered by a bomb and diffuses over about 5 hectares or 20 acres. This then is detonated and causes an inward implosion as the oxygen is burnt off with the typical hydrocarbon oily flames followed by the inward blast wave. This literally crushes living organisms within the blast area having sucked out their lungs to start with.
    I dare say that it would be equally effective when used upon duplicitous, manipulating Speakers caught rigging procedures and appointments.

  179. 179
    Angus McCoatup says:

    We’re OK folks, it’s just an Iran Air passenger plane.

  180. 180
    SFG says:

    Are those Russian Bombers supposed to be coming this way

  181. 181
    Welsh Tourist Board says:

    Wow! Isn’t it amazing the way the structure of that Transporter Bridge soars into the sky, and what, with the magnificent golf course and that fascinating mediaeval ship they found here – no wonder Newport is a mecca for tourists from all over the world!

  182. 182
    Angles,Jutes & Saxons says:

    and lo, a voice spaketh unto them from above
    “There are but several Gods
    chief amongst whom is Wotan”

  183. 183
    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    “See, Tom Cruise was right, the Thetan ships HAVE come to rescue us in the nick of time.”

  184. 184
    cynic says:

    Bercow trials new platform shoes at summit

  185. 185
    Cuntryboy says:

    ” and now as a wonderful tribute to multicultural Britain…..The Flying Machetes”

  186. 186
    Sandalista says:

    Blue sky thinking.

  187. 187
    colonel_hackney says:

    No, that gyrocopter does not represent the Brits Airborne forces. It IS the Brits Airbone Battation.

  188. 188
    Spartacus says:

    I’m not proud. I don’t get it.
    Is van gaal out a person?
    An ecomomist or something?

  189. 189
    Detestable Colonial says:

    “Yeah, that’s it! Why didn’t we think of it before? The perfect way to deal with Putin!”

    “Uh, you guys DO realize the Batsignal only works in the movies, right?”

  190. 190
    cynic says:

    You forgot Caerleon with a Roman Amphitheatre and full set of legion uniform for reenactments including giant crossbows and siege towers (or the Welch Regiment as they are called)

  191. 191
    Spartacus says:

    winner for me! (and NATO)

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    Valerie Trierweiler hired a banner to be flown over the venue saying “Hi Flambey, remember me? Have you seen your pet rabbit today?”

  193. 193

    A Red Arrow was not showimg any coloured.plumes was it chocks away to.fly a Typhoon on a Secret Mission to.the Ukraine.

    Everyone Keep Calm There is a hot War in tbe Ukraine. Anyone else coming to join.us against the blood curling Ruskies.

  194. 194
    Revenge.. says:

    Valerie Trierweiler hires a plane with banner.. ” Hi Flanby, have you seen your pet rabbit today?”

  195. 195
    Howdeep Sherpool says:

    Why do those crazy mullahfuckers keep jumping off the roof into the swimming pool ?

  196. 196
    Bombs away says:

    Hey David, your Red Arrows are getting a bit close. David? DAVID!!

  197. 197
    jgm2 says:

    Naaah. Man U fans famously hired a plane towing a banner ‘Moyes Out Now’ or something. Van Gaal, hired at great cost to try and stem the flow, is having the same level of success as Moyes.

  198. 198

    ANGIE SAYS

    dagaaa dagaaa dagaaa – beware the Hun from the Sun !

  199. 199

    What s Camilsole doing standing four square behind both “Fog” Rasmussen and someone with white hair who looks like some country s Prime Minister ?

    Is he rogering them both simultaneously ?

  200. 200

    ….. or better still an ageing Japanese suicide hari kari pilot who has yet to be told WW 2 is over.

  201. 201

    Oh Louie Lou -ay Oh hoh baby .

    They hate you so !

  202. 202
    Jack the Ripper says:

    You never hear the pigeon that’s got your name on it.

  203. 203
    Malcom says:

    Welcome to Jurassic park.

  204. 204

    “Oh shit. He is coming down!”

  205. 205

    Were blue ties dress code?

  206. 206
    Sailor Sam says:

    Is it a Paveway III or IV…….?

  207. 207
    Lord Croker says:

    The Spraying of chemicals into the atmosphere is fun to watch.

  208. 208
    Err says:

    The ISIS flag flying on top of the Welsh Assembly caused quite a stir..

  209. 209
    nigels idol says:

    I told you pigs could fly ! Now we have just got to direct them to Iraq

  210. 210
    War Criminal, Chronic & Habitual Liar says:

    It’s a bird! …………………

    It’s a plane! ………………

    IT’S TONY BLAIR!!!

  211. 211
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    See that flying pig ?
    It must be time to sign off the EU accounts again

  212. 212
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Hollands pie: Ah monsieur Camierone, with all your cutting back of the defenses of your country eet’s nice to see you retain your , how you say Soppy wiff Camells

  213. 213
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Wheres a flock of seagulls when you need one ?

  214. 214
    Lord Powell says:

    Nato sees its anti-Russian plans go up in smoke

  215. 215
    Douglas Bader's Ghost says:

    Oh, look! It’s the Red Arrow…

  216. 216
    Bleeders of the free world says:

    Never was so much owed by so many to so few

  217. 217
    Robbie says:

    And once David can afford his carrier aircraft, that’s where they’ll go.

  218. 218
    Cloud security fail says:

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    This is the winner!

  220. 220
    Guido reader says:

    If it shits on us we’ll ban pigeon food.

  221. 221
    Cor Blimey! says:

    So there is a God.
    Pity he does not like us.

  222. 222
    Cor Blimey! says:

    Beat me to it.

  223. 223
    Cor Blimey! says:

    The EU broadcasts its latest garbled financial figures to auditors.

  224. 224
    Just So says:

    Red Ed Milibandwaggon tries to parachute in on a reserve chute.

  225. 225
    BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

    Only idiots pay the TV tax.

  226. 226
    Hollande - incompetent Socialist says:

    That is my next mistress

  227. 227
    BBC, Breaking News says:

    Tragedy struck when a Boeing 747 from New York accidentally discharged its lavatory waste over Cardiff. A party of tourists….

  228. 228
    LBC Wizards' Tribunal says:

    Western leaders gaze heavenwards, braced anxiously for 9-year-old Rohan to pronounce on their Summit charade.

  229. 229
    LBC Wizards' Tribunal says:

    Western leaders stunned as 9-year-old Rohan hands down penance for Summit extravagance/waste — a bonfire of all their vanities.

  230. 230
    nigels idol says:

    that viagra stuck in our throats !

  231. 231
    tomkcook says:

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It’s Gordoman, here to save the world again! Kapwing!

  232. 232
    michael says:

    And where’s yours Prime minister?
    You repossessed it Mr President


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