Up for auction on eBay this morning, “a brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item”:

The listing offers:

“A fantastic opportunity to buy this rare and highly collectible GQ ‘Men Of The Year 2014’ award. In near perfect condition (there is a small stain on the back as it was handled by someone with blood on their hands). 

This will really sex up your mantlepiece! Can be delivered in as little as 45 minutes.

It comes free-standing as we had problems with it’s display rack. We have made a rack enquiry, but nothing came of it.”

Will the proceeds go to philanthropic causes?