September 3rd, 2014

SPEAKER WATCH:  It’s a Question of Survival Now

How he used to suck at the udders of the House when it came to points of order. After taking half a dozen Bercow would coax, nibble, squeeze another lot out. “Any more? Anyone? Just a little one? Who’s got something for me?”

What a difference from today.

Michael Fabricant rattled his teeth with two questions. Why were recruiters Saxton Bampfylde prevented from telling the panel that Carol Mills was under two separate Inquiries in the Australian Senate? And was it the case that Carol Mills wasn’t even originally recommended by these head hunters?

The Speaker had begun the week emolliently promising a full, frank and friendly examination of all these questions. He almost snarled that Fabricant was “unfortunately but predictably wrong on both counts,” then blustered into an ad hominem attack on him for not having been in the chamber on Monday or if he had been he hadn’t asked a question but there it was and it was now time to move on.

In other words, “I am guilty as charged and if I don’t keep moving they’ll have the cuffs on me.”

Chris Pincher got even shorter shrift. He quoted an Andrew Sparrow report of “sources close to you” disparaging clerks, and…

He was shut up, told to sit down and – insultingly, some might think – told to “rise to the level of events.”

He is the rudest Speaker the House has ever had. And I speak as a connoisseur of rudeness. Bercow is in a class of his own.

But this is starting to look like the beginning of play proper.

He has been challenged, he may have lied to the House.

Was Carol Mills on the original long list of Saxton Bampfylde’s recommended candidates, or did John Bercow insist she be included?

Was Saxton Bampfylde prevented from informing the selection panel of the two Senate Inquiries into her department?

Bercow made a non-specific rebuttal. In what way Fabricant was wrong on both counts he didn’t say. He jinked away from an explanation. What on earth can be the reason (innocent face)?

Saxton Bampfylde’s reputation must be taking a pounding. Why don’t they say what happened? Are they afraid the Speaker will sue them?

The Speaker will not sue. The disclosure process would ruin him.

Edward Leigh made a point of order helpful to the Speaker. In a democracy “it is vital to uphold the authority of the Chair.”

That cuts both ways. If the Chair behaves in such a way to lose that authority he should go.

PS: further developments.

1) The meeting of the House of Commons Commission on Monday to try and fix this is now irrelevant. It is now firmly in the hands of the House via a select committee to consider the splitting of the roles into Clerk and CEO.

2) The issue will rumble on for months while the committee considers its evidence.

3) The Speaker will try to get Labour to whip against the Motion to establish the committee. It would go against convention, whipping a vote on House business – but it’s a question of survival now.


  1. 1
    Ed Moribund says:

    He’s toast. Quit now.

  2. 2
    The Rotherham 1,400+ says:

    Its a question of survival for us too

  3. 3
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    Toast is brown.

    Are you being waycist?


  4. 4
    Grammar School Boy says:

    It would be churlish to laugh at him … but hey, why not?.

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    Rotherham council says:

    And us!

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Bercow, no one likes you or your wife as you are both vile. Go now.

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    diane flabbyottalot says:

    I like my bread browning.

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    J Bercow Esquire says:

    These questions from right honourable members go over my head. I can not hear you. Speak to the floor.

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    Anon & VOTING for UKIP in May 2015 GE & LE says:

    This is the result of putting a little jumped up ego

    driven over inflated berk in one of the Great Offices

    of State.

    But who, among these MP’s, will have the back bone

    & balls, something clearly lacking in these parasites,

    pimps & leeches to even think about tabling a motion

    of No Confidence in the runt ??

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    Not In My Name says:

    Pity he never felt that one should always be nice to people when on your way up.

    You are bound to meet them again on the way down.

    Dead man walking

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Denzil, Leroy, Tyson, Lucius and Delroy like Sally.

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    Admiral Half-Nelson says:

    Fabricant was there on Monday. He led the heckling!

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    Wail on Sunday says:

    What’s the difference between Bercow and toast?

    MP’s like toast.

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    bring back fagging says:

    This is what happens when the tightest bottom in the dorm finds himself, suddenly, promoted to house captain.

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    Fishy says:

    If Labour come to the rescue of THEIR Speaker (Harman and Eagle are involved up to their necks in this), the good people of Buckingham should step up to the plate.

    Either the Conservative Association there – who must be alarmed at having a Labour cuckoo as their MP (as well as the way he treats Tory MPs) – should deselect Bercow, or the electorate should demand and return to Parliament an alternative candidate who is a Tory.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Funny how the left are completely silent on Rotherham.

    Now imagine if the victims had been asian and the perpetrators white. I wonder what the reaction from the left would’ve been.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Owen Jones says:
    August 19, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    We also still need Zil lanes.

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    RotterSham United says:

    Rottersham United offers Freedom of the City to Mr Speeker Brr-Cow.

    He is truly One of US.

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    Malcom says:

    Flying planes into buildings, forcing women to give birth in chains for converting to Christianity, kidnapping school girls, beheading people in market squares, blowing up buses and tube trains, cutting the throats of film directors for criticising their religion, stoning women for marrying for love, banning music, blowing up market squares, cutting the hearts out of people’s chests on YouTube, cutting hands off thieves, treating women like children, burning churches, mass raping Christian women in villages in Sudan, storming embassies over cartoons and sending death threats, grooming white girls en-masse and passing them round like dolls, running through shopping malls shooting men women and children, driving cars into unsuspecting off duty soldiers and trying to cut their heads off, planning to put liquid bombs onto dozens of planes, overtaking schools with a medieval programme of separation, promoting a grievance culture and hanging gay people from cranes.

    What’s not to like about the religion of peace?

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    Today's codeword says:

    These “Asians” aren’t very Asian, though, are they?
    When we read “Asian” we tend to think of Chinese, Japanese, Indonesian people.

    If we read “Muslim” we get a bit nearer to the truth.

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    I'll Say says:

    His puff hole poots forth uncontrollably?

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    By Parliamentary convention the next Speaker should be a Labour one.

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    ICYMI: No ceasefire Russia – U’kraine today:

    According to RIA: ‘P’oroshenko did not agree ceasefire with D’onetsk Republic in East U’kraine – republic’s Prime Minister P’urgin’

    The full gory details of today’s spectacular failure of diplomacy:


    Vote UKIP :-D

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    They don’t like her, they just shag her.

  25. 25
    Full Metal Jacket says:

    How do stop a bunch of black guys from playing basketball?
    Throw them a Sally Bercow.

  26. 26
    Sally Barecow says:

    Stop pickin’ on me Johnnie!
    he ‘s only little.

    pick on someone your own size. Like Diane Abbott.

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    Saxton Bampfylde on the web says:

    No Comment on Carol Mills recommendation for appointment as House of Commons clerk

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    Sally Barecow says:

    I like toast with a knob of butter.

    or a buttery knob.

    Either way I’m happy.

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    Grammar School Boy says:

    So that would be two in a row?

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    Fishy says:

    That’ll be three in a row…but perhaps they will uphold the convention of neutrality next time?

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Maybe. I’m bored with commenting now.

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    Sally Bercow says:

    Ooh ah I lost my bra and don’t know where my knickers are *shameface*

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    Gosh says:

    Simon Carr and His Amazing Dancing Quill.


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    Owhine Jones says:

    That’s a myth evidenced by Betty Boothroyd, Labour then Michael Martin, Labour.

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    mypenismysword says:

    I doubt he’s a real human, let alone a satirical one.

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    Graham Swift says:

    Time for the poison dwarf to depart. Take Sally slag with him.

  37. 37
    John Bercow says:

    If you kick me out the Speakers residence where’s Mandingo going to live?

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    Not In My Name says:

    Oh come on don’t be shy. You can tell us.

    Not like anyone is watching very, very closely or anything…..

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    Anonymous says:

    Or it was a Tory run council !

    Labour do not need to wait for a government inquiry! They need to take a look in the mirror and work out why their preferred committee process is failing the citizens ?

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    Thoyce Jacker says:


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    Mr Woy says:

    what about Lenroy, don’t forget him

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    he's back says:

    i heard you were under arrest for all those r-pe tweets to female MPs.

    Glad you are still free. And alive.

    Keep living the dream TAT.

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    Mr Woy says:

    Up sally bercow lane.

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    Someone Outside Westminster says:

    To be honest, I thought the MPs were pretty feeble. They want him replaced. They should just come out with it and demand a vote to replace him.

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    Cyril Smith Loves PIEs says:

    Would you like some sweeties little Diane?

    To go with that big fat doughnut of a spare tyre around your waist.

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    David Cummerband says:

    i predict England – 7 Norway 2.

    or possibly the other way round.

    Anyway..jolly well done chaps. Its the taking part you know.

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    Anonymous says:

    A very thick crust

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    Anonymong says:

    Positive discrimination garners votes. Simples.

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    Persona non grata says:

    Seen this Private eye cover, hilarious. But not for Dave.

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    Long John Bercov says:

    Simon Carr for lobbyist of the year.

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    bread spoke 5 minutes ago says:

    a very thick crust

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    Owen's PIE Pimp says:

    Owen! Owen the Owl!

    Leave that bacon sandwich alone and finish your homework!

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    as seen after eight says:

    Sally dumps on one regularly

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    Jimmy Hill says:

    More like Norway 7 England 2.
    Norway does have a population of 5,109,059, after all.

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    John Bercow says:

    First I was afraid I was petrified,
    Thinking how’d I’d get along without Carol by my side,

    I spent so many nights feeling sorry for myself but I grew strong,
    And told the house that they were wrong.

    I will survive I will survive.

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    AlleycatScat says:

    Lost your virginity ’round the back of the bike sheds to Micky “Dirk” Diggler.

  58. 58
    yorkshire folk says:

    Who let the dogs in

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    Someone Outside Westminster says:

    Very good.

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    Chief Brody says:

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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    Denzil, Leroy, Tyson, Lucius and Delroy says:

    So that is her name.

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    You want a false flag sir? We got loads in stock says:

    War? Its grrreeeat. Good for business and profits and thins out the plebbery and takes their minds off who is governing them, yes a good old fashioned war is just what the establishment cartel of the West needs right now.

    The man made global warming boogie man common enemy isnt uniting the plebbery like we thought it would and profits from that venture are just not cutting the mustard any more.

    Whats needed is another Pearl Harbour Gulf of Tonkin 9/11 7/7 style attack to rile up the plebbery, I am sure we can work out some false flag attacks and a few terror plots run and then exposed by the security services.

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    táxpáyér says:

    those nasty “asians”…

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    He could be replaced by somebody worse, you know.

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    Jen The blue says:


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    NATO spending should be back on the menu:

    Croatia’s 1.2% makes it middling, but at that level it is unlikely to be able to get the airforce it desires.

    It would be good if this did not set precedent for other EU member States for not funding adequately. De-funding the alliance would be strategically unwise – US patience is frayed. O’bama’s rhetoric about IS being the responsibility of !raq and its neighbours could well be redirected towards Europe which with the Russian threat could work out very costly indeed.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    While the House amuses itself with its howler-monkey simulations, out in the big world, the bad guys are moving ever forwards.

    “The best just fart about, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity”

    as Yeats put it.

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    Frederick says:

    Keep it up Simon. Best thing on here.

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    Didier Kerslake (Geordie Cynic) says:


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    Someone Outside Westminster says:

    Gordon Brown couldn’t even be any worse.

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    Anonymous says:

    Err, three?

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    Bellum says:

    Thanks for that. I was losing sleep at night.

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    The idea that war is good for business is the old ‘broken window’ fallacy. (If countries don’t spend their money on bombs and bullets, they will instead spend it on something else, AND end up with something useful). The idea that capitalism fostered war was also an idea on which Marxists and Fascists agreed, as if Americans manufacturing washing machines somehow obliged Germany and the USSR to invade their neighbours.

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    RomaBert... says:

    He has little man syndrome?

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    ? says:

    With Islamic nut jobs here and abroad the Russians are the least of our worries.
    In fact if the EU and NATO dropped it’s regime change policies along with plonking military bases all around Russian territory at every oppurtunity I reckon the Russians wouldn’t be a worry at all.

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    A Doctor is NOT GOD or a Parent says:

    I don’t like the attitude of that Southampton Peedo Doc. He seems to think that he has the powers to override parental duties of parents. OK he has a duty of care but that ultimate duty belongs to the parents themselves.

    Doctors are neithert judge and jury or the law, nor are they ever absolutely right. There is always more than one way to treat any medical condition and carry out a medical procedure and all a Doc can do is advise the best way as he sees it, NO MORE.

    With his attitudes there is now less wonder why the Plod acted so over trhe top.

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    Do two Delroys make one Del-boy??

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    Ringfenced Fraudsters says:

    His is not an uncommon type.

    I once sat and listened to a doctor lie to my face about the examinations he’d given my wife (which he’d not actually undertaken when he misdiagnosed whiat turned out to be pneumonia). He’d forgotten that I’d actually been in the room at the time.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Just posted in the last hour, once again Pat talks sense and demolishes lefties.

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    The God of Abraham says:

    They are only following orders

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    The Growler says:

    That just seems like the middle ages in England, they are only copying what the English did to each other 500/1000 years ago

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    +1000 says:


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    Mustapha Babba says:

    Ask Sally if she can go back to escorting like she did back in the day with Heather Mills. Apparently they made a shed load in tips from those nice arab gentlemen in Knightsbridge who described them both as “velly good jig-jig-jig”

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    Novorossiya says:
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    whoopee cushion says:

    how do we know it’s not a trojan hippo full of Islamic fuckwits ?


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    Small Business says:

    There are many small businesses in the country which are struggling, yet they have to devote considerable time and resources to collecting VAT – for free – on behalf of the government.

    Why doesn’t the government give them an allowance of, say, £2-3000 a year, deductable from the VAT they pay to the government, to help them defray the costs of its collection?

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    Onwards and Eastwards says:

    They are not. A worry that is. What worries me is the expansionist policy of the EU. They even have a highly funded “EU enlargement” politburo.

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    Eddie Leigh says:

    I think we have a new term in the English language Rather than ” talk to the hand” its “Talk to the chair”

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    The trend is not necessarily an atheists friend:

    Countries which are more religious report more positive experiences – Opiate of the masses or perhaps spiritual fulfilment trumps material gain ?

    IS seem to be having a great time at present. Just Sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    non taxable pikey says:

    3.5 Billion deal on APCs.
    “State of the Art Protection for our Troops.”

    Unless those vehicles are all fitted with the Israeli “Trophy” system then that is a downright lie.

    “Trophy” shoots ATMS and RPGs out of the air and automatically directs the vehicle’s fire at the attacker. The system is what allowed Israel to operate Tanks in Gaza.

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    gildedtumbril says:

    We need shot of the little berk, and his beard.

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    An incoming UKIP government should immediately put in place a judicial review and public inquiry investigating the activities of Common Purpose and where its graduates are placed within civil society and government.

    Common purpose is the real enemy within, its graduates now infest the corridors of power from local government and the police to every public service and charity sector. Eradicate Common Purpose, outlaw this gang and make membership a criminal offence and the UK has a chance of rebuilding and renewal, leave this filth in place and we aint got a chance.

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    Russia is enemy #1.

    They are the religious nut jobs with nukes – in case you didn’t get the memo.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Yes but says:

    Without doing away with it to solve the entire issue, my company claims back VAT as we get a lot off a lot of items which we can then reclaim. The amount reclaimed far outweighs the cost for me to have the amount calculated and for example in the last week by around 20 to 1 so we are not losing in that respect.

    Either way if it was not there we wouldn’t have to do anything. The whole VAT thing though should be done away with anyway as its a nasty EU regressive tax and I hate the EU with a passion.

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    One born every says:

    “An incoming UKIP government ”

    Hohoho ho Hahahahah oh stop stop it. Pleaasee!!

    *rolls Round slams hands on floor and wipes tears from eyes”



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    Bellum says:

    They made that up because they’re idiots.

    Spiritual fulfillment?!

    Can’t you post something interesting, like what are the Chinese going to do about their muzzie problem.

    Or is that out of your scope?

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    Persona non grata says:

    Has Guido undertaken Common Purpose training. He doesn’t seem to have much empathy. A lot of posts relating to Rotherhem are modded.

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    Persona non grata says:

    Isn’t an EU funded pro EU troll, who wants to vote UKIP, a bit of an oxymoron?

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    Deirdre Barlow's Neck says:

    We grew out of it and became civilised

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    One should not disregard peoples beliefs lightly.

    So, how about some O’bama spin-fail:

    This is the big-boy version of Cameron’s fruitcake-loony pronouncement.

    Or Cameron’s later ‘Victory in L!bya’ shtick if you will.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Where bums rear up, freedom dies says:

    Even 500/1000 yrs ago Europeans found Muslims a bit brutal. Vlad the Impaler is a byword in cruelty on this continent but in Turkey, impalement on a stake was a common form of capital punishment well into the 19thC. Mass rape and enslavement were not a normal and legitimate accompaniment of European wars.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Shadow Public Health Minister. ROFLMAO! There is no hope for the UK.

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    Only if one assumes that continued UK membership of the EU is a necessary condition for the EU to be successful.

    One does not believe that to be the case.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    set54f5ew says:

    Hello Moshes! How many here from Tel Aviv today?

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    Thruxton Dibbelthrope says:

    So Saxton Bampfylde is a real name then!

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    non taxable pikey says:

    The Chinese will do what they always do when they have dissenting citizens. Kill the lot and make them pay for the bullets. Simple solutions are often the best.

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    Persona non grata says:

    So your actively working to get the UK out, I like your style.

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    iman imam iam says:

    I say potato, you say Moshes
    I say tomato, you say Moshes
    potato, Moshes
    tomato, Moshes
    let’s call the whole thing retarded

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    set54f5ew says:

    The real enemies within are the ZioLoons. Shitstirrers and hatemongering slimebags.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Countries which are more religious report more positive experiences”

    Well no shit, of course they do because they are completely deluded

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    Historian says:

    No, not really.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Countries which are more religious report more positive experiences”

    Of course they do, they are completely deluded

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    Persona non grata says: Scroll down the page a bit, and you’ll find the second b*h*ad*ng vid. Personally I think it’s even less credible than the first one. But, make your own minds up should you be inclined.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Fatbot swimming? Floating yes, swimming involves exercise and the Shadow Minister for Public Health (Gawd help us) doesn’t do that.

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….How can we normal people deal with them?

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    Ian, His Lopped Hairdo Is A Product Of His Satirical Barber says:

    Now, BUY IT, old chap. Thanks, awfully.

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    Persona non grata says:

    Mossad style.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    No class, no magnificence in his soul, no gravitas. With Bercow it’s all about covering his arse and doing what he can for number one. Unlike Betty Boothroyd, the politician in him is unable to rise above the circumstances and do what is right. Time and again we see him demonstrate his contempt both for due process, and for those around him.

    Bercow is not worthy of the post as things stand. He needs to adjust his attitude or consider his position.

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    Cinna says:

    A damn site more civilised than they are.

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Tristrum Hunt – look at me – listen to me – hear me now.

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    Small Business says:

    All companies claim back some VAT if their turnover is sufficient. They have inputs as well as outputs.

    The point is, the ones who actually add value, and make net payments of VAT to the government, (the most productive of which are often the smaller one or two man bands which make things or provide services), should be rewarded for bearing the costs of collecting the VAT they passs on as part of that process.

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    Fallout says:

    Pakistan has nukes too, and they are not nearly as sane as the Russians.

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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    I our Tristram the Shadow Education Secretary on the the sat channel is talking bollocks again, he really likes the sound of his own boring voice.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Yeah but they’ve KEPT doing that, and metastasised into civilised areas too.

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    Assistant Modulike says:

    Steady Patel, we’ll have no ra’ping here.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Marxism is a religion. Eco-marxism even more so.

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    Cinna says:

    I don’t understand (well I do actually) why they keep referring to them as “Asian”. They can be much more specific. It would appear that they are P’akistani. If I was a “real” Asian e.g Chinese, I would be more than a tad upset.

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    Wun Hung Lo says:

    and harvest their organs for party members and the rich.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Do Simon and Craig Brown stand at the bar alone together, laughing at each other’s columns, dear?

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    Throg says:

    That’s Cuckold not Cuckoo.


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    táxpáyér says:

    VAT is a tax on employment (those adding value). As such it’s probably the most harmful tax for causing mal/under/un-employment.

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    Cinna says:

    These illegals will try anything.

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    whoopee cushion says:

    Isn’t that something a journalist could do ?

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    táxpáyér says:

    your heavy fluoride hat is slipping.

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    Deirdre Barlow's Neck says:

    When will news night investigate COMMON PURPOSE……..oh silly me I forgot no one takes the programme seriously anymore

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Finally, something the government is doing right.

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    táxpáyér says:

    “our” NHS refers purely to the staff who exist (and read Hello! while dehydrated patients starve) at our great expense.

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    gildedtumbril says:


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    táxpáyér says:

    They’re called consultants, not arbiters for a reason. It’s up to the informed parents, not them.

    Public servants should serve the public.

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    táxpáyér says:

    The EUSSR is enemy #1

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    Just to show that not all M’uslims in the Middle East are against C’hristians:

    Lebanon realizes that it is firmly in the IS cross hairs now.

    The charm offensive is likely genuine, however, Lebanon does desire direct military aid in order to build up its air defences in order to counter IS.

    Handling Lebanon will be delicate. Would suggest that IS have intentionally allowed refugee flows to head to that country in order to destabilise the government on the one hand, and to make their more ‘genocidal’ activities easier to manage.

    That would present a very dangerous situation for the UK as we are currently in holy alliance with R’ome. However, the Orthodox churches of the East are more directly involved and under threat here – The secondary risk is if R’ome is considered to have abandoned and hence taken a position against the O’rthodox world. With the propaganda that some are putting out, that latter view may become a reality to many, rightly or wrongly.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    Vote Tory :)

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    ? says:

    Religious nut jobs with nukes are we talking about America or Russia?
    A lot of US propaganda against the Russians during the cold war was based on the fact that they were a godless people.
    Now they are evil because they have found god?

    I’m no fan of Putin especially when he was a communist KGB agent.
    (Which funny enough is when a lot of folk on the left thought a c*nt like him was great.)
    Now because those arseholes have changed their mind and now think he is public enemy No1 it makes me very suspicious.
    What is their angle?
    What is yours?that you fail to accept that EU interference in the Ukraine is what started this ball rolling.
    That it is the US and EU which has form for regime change and expansionist policies this last 25 years or so not the fucking Russians.

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    Sanderson in an internationally renowned brand in the field of great interior design and decorating which was founded by Arthur Sanderson in the year of 1860.

    Sanderson Bedding

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    UKIP says:

    Local ra’ping for local people

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    You Ukippers whinge a lot, but you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet!

    If Labour get elected next year we’ll take over the running of the England football team, along with everything else because state control is better than private sector. We’ll introduce a gender neutrality process whereby at least 5 of the England team are female. Trust me, we’ll soon have England playing football as successfully as Scotland do already. In due course, we’ll split England into regions subject to results of local referenda.

    We’ll nationalise all football teams and rename them all “National Football Club”. Wherever you go in the country you will be able to pay a flat rate to go and watch a match between two sets of 11 National Football Club employees play each other. A new regulator, OffSide, will inspect them all regularly and league tables will be introduced to compare the quality of service to spectators.

    We’ll do the same for the England test cricket team. The thrashing of the Indians this Summer was all very fine and dandy, but I didn’t see any women in the team. There’ll also be an all-women shortlist for the captaincy when Cook steps down from the one day side.

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    táxpáyér says:

    + Bastiat

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    whoopee cushion says:

    the fuckwit Islamic’s mistake is making everybody their enemy. This now presents a fantastic opportunity to create Global unity and to wipe the fuckers from the Earth. We can start by not trying to frighten Russia.

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    jgm2 says:

    Now you’re being silly.

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    The Scottish Debate says:

    Wouldn’t that Sturgeon appear less fishy with a trout-pout?

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    Cameron's sense of disappointment says:

    A Farage love-in on Breitbart – even the Yanks love him.

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    tf7uw4 says:

    Hello Moshe! Reminiscing about your IDF days? Or are you still in it?!

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    Sanderson in an internationally renowned brand in the field of great interior design and decorating which was founded by Arthur Sanderson in the year of 1860.

    Sanderson Bedding

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    FIFY says:

    and harvest their organs for party members and other rich people

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    Yes: Russia are the religious nut jobs with nukes at the moment.

    They were doing fine(ish) until they invaded Cr!mea.

    Religion in the US has been somewhat on the decline – a natural trend AFAIK.

    The arguments about external interference prompting Russia’s actions are false.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Where bums rear up, freedom dies says:

    Like, for instance, Chowdhury, Patel can be a Hindu or Muslim name: in fact, on the subcontinent at least, the majority are probably Hindu.

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    IS are more a death cult. A little bit different to mainstream !slam.

    Frightening Russia is novel. Russia frightens itself – which is why they are starting to strengthen political repression now they have shut down their free press.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote Ukip, Get Labour. says:


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    Reg says:

    Roll us a fag, Else. I’m gasping up here.

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    Persona non grata says:

    I posted Pat vid up, plus something along the lines of your post on UKIP Daily and it was immediately modded. I asked why, and if UKIP had any links to CP, and reply came there none. Maybe It’s time to do it formally via FOI?

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    Vote Ukip, Get Labour. says:

    Just vote to stop Labour! If your seat is a straight fight between Labour and the Lib Dems, hold your nose and vote for the Liberal Dingbats.

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    jgm2 says:

    I commend flat-rate VAT to the house.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Thanks for sharing. We’ll be able to put that issue to bed now.

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    ? says:

    If you don’t want to give a thug an excuse to punch you in the ear hole don’t chat up a bird he fancies.
    EU interference has given Putin the excuse he needed simple as that.
    All roads lead to the thick as shit simple minded EU mongs and their CIA regime change backers.

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    Hislop says:

    Cock twitch reaction from me there, doesn’t look like the rumours were true.

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    Metropolitan thought police says:

    You can’t say that!

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    Cyril "Barmy" Fotheringay-Phipps says:

    No, it’s a vintage car.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Attempt to distract from Obama’s speech? Didn’t work though lol.

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    Anonymous says:

    Common Purpose is not the enemy.

    Apathy and lack of accountability is killing this country. No one ever gets sacked for doing nothing in a Council. Therefore they do nothing extremely well.

    I am going through a battle at the moment with a Council that just will not do anything except defend doing nothing. They have been waiting for others to finish, or events to occur, for 6 months now.

    If this major Council had a purpose, of any sort, they would act to protect themselves. However, they can not even manage that.

    If there was a purpose to their stupidity then at least we could defend ourselves. They would be predictable.

    The Councillors are now openly humiliating the Council for their inept and meaningless work. Yet the Council just accepts that it is normal. The leadership is leaving.

    Sadly we also have a very stupid MP.

    Do not blame a fake reason for just simple bad management and no fear of being held to account.

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    Lebanon may need to focus more on conventional ground forces:

    In particular, figuring out strategy for defending against waves of suicide bombers.

    Their Hellfire capable Cessna Caravan is an interesting concept.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    A thick as pig-shit MP says:

    Who’d have thought he’d behave like this though before he became speaker?

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    Ed Moribund says:

    FFS BAllSY!
    Don’t go spilling our manifesto on here.

    The Tories will be copying it and claiming it as their own.

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    Norm Normal says:

    What’s the other one – it’s all about oil? Lol

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Why is it that, with all your wide ranging and up to the minuet in depth reporting you never seem to report on any of the mountain of shit that must be going on inside the EU.

    You know, any dirt on Junker, Barroso, Merkel, Ashton, Shultz and any one of the other traitors who work for it.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Well said.

    Its funny how the lefties bang on about the Military-industrial-complex, kept in being by governments declaring periodic wars, just to safeguard jobs in the military.

    Yet if you use that logic on a business that directly employs twice as many people as ALL US military and civilian arms related jobs, and is 100% dependent on government subsidy, it somehow doesn’t apply.

    Because that would mean its the NHS that is going around spreading EBOLA just to keep their staff in work.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    As much as I dislike his love of the ZioLoons on this subject he is damn right.

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    LIEbour says:

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    LIEbour 2 says:

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    LIEbour says:

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    Constant Surveillance says:

    The yanks are only following our lead, we’ve had ‘em for years.

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    jgm2 says:

    A council that does nothing? What on earth are you complaining about?

    It has to be better than a council that actively fucks up and covers up like Rotherham.

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    Alex Salmon Breath says:

    We Scots are getting pretty annoyed with you English.

    Here we are, with our bags packed, coat on, yelling from the doorstep

    “Bye! I’m leaving you now..I really mean it this time..!”

    And all you lot do is carry on watching the telly and murmur “Bye..have a nice time, dear.”


    You’ll be sorry when we go. When we really, absolubtley go..finally..not coming back..totally mean it…

    {sigh} What do you want for your dinner..?

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    X Men says:

    Vote with your head.

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    Persona non grata says:

    I agree with you Council comments. Apathy, arrogance and incompetence is the norm now where councils are concerned, whatever their stripe. However I believe CP is the enemy. It’s fully on board with the NWO project, and it’s very secretive. Try an FOI to Aljabeeba re: it’s CO graduates. It refuses to answer, along with many other organisations. This insidious outfit t needs to be shut down ASAP.

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    Jimmy says:

    Haggis and deep fired Mars bars for afters mum!


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    Dr. Col O'Gin FRCS(Eng) says:

    Yes, but after independence, she’ll either have to go private or get on a vane-plane to the nearest first-world country.

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    Europe is very quiet at the moment.

    Ashton has been replaced by M’ogherini which I did mention here the other day, as von R’ompuy with Tusk.

    M’erkel is still dodgy as hell, which has also been mentioned quite a bit. Have been going on about BiH / Balkan’s and Baltic’s as well.

    Also mentioned Barroso being blamed by Russia for leaking out of context quotes etc. And C’roatia pegging its 10 year defence spending to 1.2% (below 2%) etc.

    Lots being mentioned by myself – however – for the dirt you’re probably after there doesn’t appear to be any in the PD at present.

    There might be some trouble in S’pain on the way:

    Not sure if that’s what you’re after.

    EUCO I think are quiet as they are just standing by watching the member State governments tear the union apart and are letting them get on with it. They are more concerned about the threat Russia presents and probably wondering if the effort to rebuild Europe was really worth it right now.

    Could do with a team huddle and a bit of, you know, political union ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Gordon McBreath says:

    Nokia made me install them.

    ’cause of all that bad publicity I caused them.

    Bankrupted them, I did.

    I’ apologise but it was Sue who did it.

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    It sort of needs to be seen to be believed…

    I guess in aesthetic terms this is not much different to using a drone to deliver.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Norm Normal says:

    Does Ukraine not have a say in it’s own future? The Putin junkies seem to think it’s a defacto part of the Russian federation.

    There was an election in 2014 which overwhelmingly supported a pro-EU President. The majority of Ukrainians want to be in the EU not the Russian Thugeration.

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    Their State is most decidedly secular at present.

    That could be in the process of change though.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Gordon McBreath says:

    Lib Dems – The yellow socialists.

    Clegg wants to have ‘free’ childcare for 2 year olds. Only about £1bn costs.

    But I bet he won’t set up a complex and clumsy tax credits system whereby another 1 million childcare voucher officer are created.

    That Clegg hasn’t a clue – £12bn is what’s needed to hand out £1bn.
    Trust me Nicky boy, I know how much it costs to ‘invest’ money.

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    David Cameron says:

    My values are J e w i s h values

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    Norm Normal says:

    Had a look at the new Scout SV on YouTube. There don’t seem to be any final specifications but a trophy system would be desireable. It’s unclear precisely what it does have apart from the new armour and 360º vision system.

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    Anonymous says:

    Problem is the organisation is shaped by the fact that its customers are disproportionally represented by the very, very thick.

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    Nazi hunter says:

    Feel threatened do we, SS boy?

    Go and have a wank over some Sven Hessel.
    Calm you down.

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    táxpáyér says:

    sent from my iBedsit

    /Heavy Fluoride.

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    Anonymous says:

    Epitomises what the US doesn’t understand. You cannot hold territory in a meaningful way with stuff like this. Sooner or later you have to get out of the tank and actually talk to people. If your impregnable killing machines took out lots of their relatives, at this point they will do their best to kill you.

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    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like you have the common problem – councillors who do not realise that they are ultimately in charge of the council officials, and who routinely refer to “the council” as if it was nothing to do with them.

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    cured lefty says:

    How about expressing some sympathy for the innocent journalists
    how the fuck did you survive being the end drip of you old man’s diseased cock

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    Anonymous says:

    Er, she was sacked from that role a year ago

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    Randy Old Git says:


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    Political Correctness is dead, didn't you get the memo? says:

    Like, for instance, in the UK you don’t get Hindus posting “shlomo” to this blog every 5 seconds.

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    get with the times daddy-o says:

    He’s not SS, he’s a muslim of P*istani descent.

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    simples says:

    If you can’t afford children, don’t have them.

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    ron Vibbentrop says:

    He’s got a brown nose from just standing behind Sally.

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    cured lefty says:

    Do we really give two monkey’s fucks what the Chinese do with muslim radicals after they’ve eradicated sorry I’ll upgrade that slaughtered every last one of the fuckers

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    Shredded Case Notes says:

    And us ? who will think of us ? we are many !!

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    Colonel Mustard says:

    Caesars invasion of Gaul, through the Vikings to Russia’s invasion of Germany in 1945?

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    I would pay really good money to have the chance to knock 7 bales of sh!t out of the c’unt Straw. I’d even donate the money to charity. Maybe it should be my ice bucket challenge?

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    Col. Nut says:

    And wearing horrible beards and coffin shrouds, never enjoying a pint, shouting mumbo jumbo while sticking their arses in the air, cutting animals throats and bleeding them to death, objecting to anything that offends their religion such as bacon sandwiches, sniffer dogs, music, portraits, scantily clad women, gin and tonics, homosexuality, pubs, churches, calling teddy bears Mohammed and lots of other things. They’re not easy to get on with.

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    Have Mercy says:

    If you ever wondered about the wisdom of the Thames barrier, think of the fatbot diving in; would make the floods last winter look like a drought.

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    Great post, Simon.

    Would not bet beyond the end of this week for Bercow’s survival. He is like supermarket out-of-date meat which is visibly turning green.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Hound 'em to death says:

    Personification of a prig or what?

    I rest my case.

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    I Spy Sweetcorn says:

    How much for a “Cleveland Steamer?”

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    The Matrix (Chambers) says:

    Same as a Merseyside Steamer. Ask Cherie.

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    By Cuspid says:

    Everybody’s always hated the obnoxious little (vnt, why the fuck don’t they get rid of him? (Bercow, I mean; not Cameron!)

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    Don’t worry, Cameron is on the way out, too.

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