September 3rd, 2014

House Turns on Speaker: Live Reaction

Looks like a turning point…


  1. 1
    Anon says:

    Emily Thornton’s #DailyPoliticsCarCrash :)

  2. 2
    Christopher Bryant's broken washing machine says:

    You’d have to have a heart of stone not to pee yourself laughing !

  3. 3
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Send for the Yeoman Warders! Incarcerate the little weasel in the Tower!

  4. 4
    Bellum says:

    My heart bleeds p*ss for Bercow.

  5. 5
    Someone Outside Westminster says:

    Call that a challenge to his authority? Pathetic. What a load of nonsense.

    The ‘honourable members’ should stop pussy-footing around just call for a vote on his replacement and have done with it.

  6. 6
    1,400+ in R0therham alone says:

    Who gives a fück about us?

  7. 7
    Our Pathetic Parliament says:

    We are more interested in the sad plight of circus animals. Do keep up.

  8. 8
    Cojonesless says:

    They are still playing games. None of them has the balls to call for him to go.

    Maybe they’ll have to wait until Carswell is reflected given he was the one will the balls to call for the last twerp to go.

  9. 9
    Guido rapist says:

    Isnt it about time that Guido was tied to a ducking school drugged and raped
    with a broom handle?
    I look forward to going to prison fo sending this message

  10. 10

    Meanwhile… Scooby I Doo !

    Perhaps a lesson here for Speaker…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  11. 11
    Cojonesless says:


  12. 12
    Anon says:

    Quentin Letts. What a hunt.

  13. 13
    To be honest says:

    He doesn’t look a day over 12

  14. 14
    Aesop says:

    They can’t help themsleves. They are MPs. They have incomes, pensions, expense accounts and careers to think about. Being disingenuously meek and weaselly is in their nature.

  15. 15
    Rotherham's enrichment says:


  16. 16
    C.O.Jones says:

    You are lucky Duty Pedant is on holiday!

  17. 17
    DeanoDanTheFlowerPotMan says:

    First “Video to follow…”, then “Transcript to follow…”

    Has Bercow tried to pull the HoC video feed showing his grilling?

  18. 18
    49 reasons never to vote Labour . . . says:

    Check out the leftyloooon reaction in this thread.

  19. 19
    ridiculous Graun article of the day says:

    Do white people really know how to have more than one black friend

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    My aunt's doily is discommoded says:

    It was barely a grilling. I’ve seen sharper exchanges at vicarage tea parties over whether it is now passé cut the rinds off the cucumber sandwiches.

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    Only saying says:

    Its never the initial action, its always the attempted cover up that does for them.

  22. 22
    give a dog a bone says:

    I see he’s ready for consummation!

  23. 23
    My aunt's doily is discommoded says:

    Does what? On that display we’ll be stuck with Bercow for the rest of the decade.

  24. 24
    Only saying says:

    Well get yourself elected then and complain to the house in your maiden speech.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Is that squeakers wedding day?

  26. 26
    Thornberry MP says:

    Not labour, we care more about legal and political correctness than the safety of the British Public.

  27. 27
    RomaBert... says:

    A message for the little man……. FFS go now!

  28. 28
    Dougie Carswell says:

    5 more years of the Tories? No thank you!

  29. 29

    ‘Do you, Squeaker, take this bitch…’ – Perhaps…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  30. 30
    RomaBert... says:

    I think I have seen the video……. disgusting!

  31. 31
    Groucho Marx says:

    Life’s too short. Why would anyone want to piss their time away in such a dreadful place?

  32. 32
    Resign by God resign says:

    Will there be one of those parliament punch ups we often see from the Far East? One can only hope the little weasel gets lamped in the middle of the melee

  33. 33
    Norm Normal says:

    Not answering questions and in short, telling MPs to fuck off and grow up.

    I said it may end in a punch up! It’s nearly there.

  34. 34
    Burns the bard of Chelmsford says:

    Wee scurrying, scuttling, scamp’ring squeaker
    Has there ever dwelt a weaker speaker?

  35. 35
    Speaker for the people says:

    Bercow should not now delay causing a by-election – and he can stand aside and let Kangaroo Carol stand in his seat and, if elected, she could become the new speaker. Shame on any who say she is not qualified!

  36. 36
    P l e b says:

    Labour left a growing economy and the Tories delivered a flat line economy for 3 years. It only turned around once the Olympics occured. Which Labour won for us.

  37. 37
    Bellum says:

    Ukraine/Russian ceasefire.

    Troll runs out of tweets.

    Posts are boring.

  38. 38
    Fishy says:

    She rather let the cat out of the bag.

    The snivelling opportunist scumbag Miliband was in the House pretending, for all to see, what a statesman he is…offering his ‘full support’ to Cameron, but Thornberry on DP was leaving the door open for his retreat, giving us a view of Miliband’s real intentions…at some stage to stab Britain in the back.

    Miliband and Labour have done it before, they will do it again.

    BTW: Carswell’s statement last night that if his defection put Labour in power, he wouldn’t mind, should be treated with the contempt it deserves. Imagine Thornberry as Attorney General? as the Tory on DP said. WTF have you done Douglas?

  39. 39
    Brother David says:

    5 more years of Labour no thank you I’m off

  40. 40
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Emily Thornberry ate all the buns.

  41. 41
    WTF says:

    Coffee keyboard

  42. 42
    Scooby says:

    I roooo!

  43. 43
    Bellum says:

    Fuck me! It’s Ed Balls.

  44. 44

    Vote UKIP :-D

  45. 45

    Not at all – ceasefire not completely done yet.

    See G’aza for details :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  46. 46
    British Citizen says:

    Don’t shoot the messenger, as annoying it is to have to process unwelcome information from someone who has rejected you.

    If the Conservatives had a good case for re-election , they could put it to the public and expect to gain a majority. Unfortunately they can’t. Thay have minimal engagement with the public and offer none of the solutions to the problems facing our country that we need, many of which they don’t even begin to understand and for many more of which they doctrinairely rule out the solutions because they are no longer loyally serving the British people.

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    RWG says:


  48. 48
    WTF says:

    Interesting Comment from PLEb. Compare and contrast.

    Tories come up with idea of millenium landmark and before it can go any further Labour take over the whole thing to become the biggest white elephant in generations sold off at a huge loss

    Labour secure Olympics with the chairmen of our Olympic committee being a Tory (Seb Coe) and then before they can do anything more (like fuck it up) the Tories take over and make it a resounding success.

    In regard to the flatlining the purchase of 1/2 % growth at the cost of billions of taxpayers money on top of everything else Labour pissed away was quite simply financial vandalism. It worked and fucked the country for a further 3 years as was precisely what they intended.

    Vile Labour evil to the core.

  49. 49
    Norm Normal says:

    So you agree that Russia is involved in the conflict?

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    He is a BERK-ow has to go….

  51. 51
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Popcorntastic! Johnny’s getting a taste of karma. It’s all over. No way will he survive this. Can’t wait for him and his attention whore of a wife to disappear from public life.

  52. 52
    Ass Chief Cons says:

    @1,400+ in R0therham alone

    You really must move forward and learn lessons – in the way that we never do.

  53. 53
    If Labour are the answer we are all Doomed says:

    And Labour do? They were the architects of the problems. God help us all.

  54. 54
    Norm Normal says:

    Labour’s Thornberry just said that terrorists right of return is more important than the safety of the British Public!

    How is that loyally serving the British people?

  55. 55
    @.m not going to apologize says:

    I hope the Spanish authorities now issue a European Arrest Warrant for your arrest for having wasted their police time.

  56. 56
    Deputy Pedant says:

    Rinds off the cucumbers in the sandwiches ?

  57. 57
    Punter says:

    Is she in government? No.

    Her opinions are as valuable as anyone else’s in the bar at the Rose and Crown.

  58. 58
    Eds hooter says:

    Mithter thpeaker you hath been a very mwaughty boy

  59. 59
    Fur coat no knickers says:

    He has no class.

  60. 60
    Same old same old says:

    He will that’s the problem with the house of corruption

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Isabel turns me on.

  62. 62
    Punter says:

    The answer would be for the Tories to get their fucking fingers out and start behaving like a government of the people, for the people, by the people.

    The next election won’t be won by Miliband. It is being lost by Cameron.

  63. 63
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Quite, time to be dishonourable to restore honourability

  64. 64
    Fishy says:

    Spot on. Every single thing that Labour touched they not only destroyed, but ‘poisoned the well’ for a future Government – that goes for education, the economy and the crises in Iraq.

    As you say, God help us all.

  65. 65
    UKIP voter says:

    Left wingers often only have one token black friend.
    I had loads but I’m only a swivel eyed loon so what do I know?

  66. 66
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    The politically correct moderation on here is truly pathetic.

  67. 67
    Norm Normal says:

    Anyone going to remind Pleb of the note labour left at the treasury?

    “Sorry, no money left!”

  68. 68
    Londoner says:

    ‘the Tories take over and make it a resounding success’

    With all due respect, parts of it were a cringeworthy embarrassment: the Cultural Marxist agitprop openning ceremony being the more well known elements, but the utter failure to provide employment for British people in its construction in anything like the numbers they should have is what really sticks out in my mind. Oh, and the inability to keep within any of the budgets.

  69. 69
    Fishy says:

    Is she in Government? No…will she be in May? Probably.

    Scary isn’t it?

  70. 70
    Norm Normal says:

    But it’s an indication of what they would do if they win in a few months time. She is the Shadow Atourney General FFS!

  71. 71
    Death of a nation says:

    Crusts. Rinds.

    You can see the point. More heat can be generated over the sandwiches than a chamber full of British MPs could muster when their megalomaniacal Speaker has shafted their democracy and made them all into a laughing stock. Again.

  72. 72

    A view from the left on R’otherham:

    Highlights from the article:

    -) As Per socialist worker, it is all the fault of cuts
    -) The right wing are using the report ‘for their own ends’ – undefined.
    -) Claims the the right are spinning the report onto PC and away from poverty, which is apparently the cause.
    -) Point out that ‘rac!al sensitivity’ did not preclude from interventions in !raq, Syr!a, L!bya (!raq was a Labour adventure…), so is irrelevant argument in case of R’otherham.

    Overall, a bit incoherent and almost admits that policy is the real cause. Socialists distancing themselves from Labour should be of interest: Indicates a useful split on the left.

    The left perhaps should distance further as most of them likely find the distortion of their policies and ideology by their own to enable what has happened quite unacceptable.

    However, their resigned expression that ‘nothing will change’ sounds weird from folk who profess to champion change and revolution – so perhaps they are happy with this status quo after all.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Dog’s got a semi.

  74. 74
    Harriet Harperson says:

    Is there any PIE left?

  75. 75
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    She definitely makes me a hard man.

  76. 76
    Fishy says:

    I’m not sure how you do it, but someone should save and post up Thornberry’s exchange with Brillo.

    What a complete shit she is.

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    Thanks very much but why do you even bother? says:

    Written by Comrade Delta, was it?

  78. 78
    Weird Ed says:

    …but I like you.

  79. 79
    Veggie says:

    Skins. Bacon has rinds, as perhaps do pumpkins.

  80. 80
    Jay says:

    He’s Fucked

  81. 81

    I do not know, but it’s up and out there.

    It is interesting to see what is going through the hive mind at present, especially on how it is dealing with these events.

    Seems to be confirming worst fears – but that their argument is weak is a good sign. That this matter could divide them is also helpful. The less radical elements should move to different parties. eg. UKIP.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  82. 82
    Sally says:

    Not as often as you might think

  83. 83
    Farmer Giles says:

    Me Pigs are looking quite perky.

  84. 84
    Bellum says:

    I have a few black friends but I don’t think they would pass the ‘black’ test by white lefties. They’re centre-right, so Owen Jones would prolly class them as coconuts.

  85. 85
    Redacted says:

    1449 reasons surely, lest we forget – Rotherham.

  86. 86
    Listen to me I appear on Question Time says:

    Correction, we care first about our people being in a position to impose standards of behaviour and not to inflame our block supporters.

  87. 87
    The General Public says:

    Emily Thornbury.
    Why do I always have a picture of a flippy-flappy ignoramus in my mind when I hear that name?

  88. 88
    albacore says:

    Take a look at Dave’s comments in this sloppy report
    If it’s literally right, he’s going to resort
    To let church buildings learn the lessons from Rotherham
    Before any investigation or suchlike sham
    A mis-spelling it may be, but with his cabinet
    He could leave it that – it’s as good as it’ll get

  89. 89
    Redacted says:

    Short rations?

  90. 90
    In the Cromwell Bar says:

    Thornberry views will get the treatment they deserve and the originator will be dealt with accordingly.

  91. 91
    duty pedant says:

    Too busy with lunch.

  92. 92
    non taxable pikey says:

    I may not leave but my hard earned savings certainly will.

  93. 93
    non taxable pikey says:

    The Far East? Gentlemanly behaviour out there, now West Africa is a different matter.

  94. 94
    inside out says:

    I wonder what Thornberry’s constituents think about that.They are after all the British public,or don’t they count until election time.

  95. 95

    Close your eyes and listen to Sir Edward Leigh. Then listen to Harry Enfield in the following sketch.

    Same bloke, different make-up job?

  96. 96
    Ed Miliband says:

    Fancy a job as Deputy Speaker?

  97. 97
    Cyril Smith's EnormoStomach says:

    Get in my belly little Harriet!

    Look underneath for Cyril’s magic lollypop.

  98. 98
    Cyril Smith Loves PIEs says:

    Arise Lord Dwarf of Sallyalley

  99. 99
    inside out says:

    You must be pension stealer Ed Balls.Pratt!

  100. 100
    King Bercow is up a creek without his paddle says:

    Has anybody seen my credibility?

  101. 101
    Cyril Smith Loves PIEs says:

    Short penis

  102. 102

    I think its been recycled as the GQ Philanthropist of the Year Award.

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    inside out says:

    This abuse of children in Rotherham started 16 years ago,the cuts if any have been 4 years at most .How is it possible to equate 16 years of deliberate inaction and political correctness and denial by both council and police with any cuts.

  104. 104
    England says:

    When have we had a Tory government?

  105. 105
    geordieboy says:

    Pinky & Perky!!

  106. 106
    Casual observer says:

    Who was that big blubbering vagina occupying the speaker`s chair?
    Is it national pompous arse day?

  107. 107

    Absolutely agree.

    Revisionism is fully on display.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  108. 108
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Brillo is the best, he ripped poor old Emily a new one !! God help our country if people like her get their hands on power.

  109. 109
    geordieboy says:

    You need treatment. Just for starters study the failures of every Labour Government since 1950.

  110. 110
    geordieboy says:

    Give Bercow a job as a football manager and see how long he lasts.

  111. 111

    Newton and Ridley !

  112. 112
    Ugly sow says:

    Reminds me of Jack D and his dog

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    The dog looks like it’s readying the ‘lipstick’.

  114. 114
    Jack says:

    I gotta couple of dozen. Big guys they are. All men. All take credit cards. Santiago is my favourite though.

  115. 115
    Sangatte Somali says:

    Only a semi eh…We are getting a 8 room mansion in Highgate…

  116. 116
    John Bercow says:

    Football jobs should be done by women.

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    vera says:

    He looks very unhappy.

  120. 120
    The Public says:

    Speaker Bercow , not in our name !

  121. 121
    duck 'n dive says:

    tories are scum

  122. 122
    Hound 'em to death says:

    More slippery than a slippery toad seeking to retain his position on
    the slipperiest poll that he himself has created.


  123. 123
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Labour are still in power, just not in office. All their hacks and placemen are still troughing away regardless, it’s just that the Coalition means that only Milliband gets a chauffeur. I suspect that Mr Carswell knows this and understands that destroying the Conservative Party is the only hope for an alternative to Labour.

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    “House Turns on Speaker: Live Reaction”
    Some say that “Dog Bites Man” isn’t news. But suggest that “Man Bites Dog” is. Yet all must admit, that this is the sort of news we could never have enough of.

  125. 125
    BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

    We don’t deal in real facts, especially in supporting our comrades in Labour.

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t talk to me about wasting police time.

    Due to the cutbacks ( sorry ‘ savings’) I had to conduct my own enquiry into my own death.

    Very difficult under the circumsatnces I can tell you.

    Through a Clairvoyant if your interested.

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