September 2nd, 2014

Through the Keyhole With Lindsay Hoyle

If things do take a turn for the worse for Bercow, the favourite to succeed him is Lindsay Hoyle. With all the grace and favour perks that come with the Speakership – including a huge apartment in Parliament – it’s easy to see why anyone would want the job, and Lindsay has a taste for luxury already. Take a look through the keyhole and see what is to live like a Labour MP (turned Deputy Speaker).

Let no one question Lindsay’s taste, he has decorated his house to look like a House of Commons bar. Guido is pretty sure that bar (complete with snooker table) is a replica of a Commons drinking hole. The grand piano is a classy touch too, it goes nicely with the carpet. All in all Lindsay’s humble abode boasts 5 bedrooms, 2 reception Rooms plus a music room, games room and “leisure complex with swimming pool”.

And it doesn’t stop there. Even though Hoyle says he is “seeing so many families” in his Chorley constituency “in dire straits” using food banks, that hasn’t stopped him from applying for planning permission for a grand orangery and “a single storey rear glazed link” to his pool. It is clearly not tough for everyone in Chorley.


93 Comments

  1. 1
    nell says:

    and all at our expense !!!

    Let us hope if there is a change of sp e a k er it will not be this flashy immodest man!

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    • 21
      The Growler says:

      “Take a look through the keyhole and see what is to live like a Labour MP (turned Deputy Speaker).” but quite ok for a Tory boy with lots of money plus expenses, Fawkesy you really should stop being so envious, of our hard working MPs

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      • 28
        Leftie hypocrisy says:

        So its fine then is it? you lefties really let them eat cake. Your Tory boy as you put it normally does it through bloody hard graft in the private sector taking financial risk after risk working long hours creating employment and wealth as a result for themselves and in taxes to the country You obviously have never even been in such a situation.

        Nothing like a labour MP then who comes up as a student , bag carrier on the public tit until they become an MP and complain about food banks while destroying prosperity, putting millions out of work and killing millions more on dodgy dossiers.

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        • 60
          The Hoyley Grail says:

          Hoyle ran his own textile printing business before he became an MP.

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          • The two Muppets says:

            Lindsay Hoyle would make an excellent Speaker ,He is impartial
            and fair as has been proved many times in the Commons .
            As far as his house is concerned ,he was in business before
            he came into politics .One of the very few Labour politicians
            who had a real job .

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      • 31
        Anonymous says:

        Leave Bercow in place for now.

        But he could be made to sweat out the rest of his term, if the Conservatives declare soon that Boris Johnson will stand for Bercow’s seat 2015. (I’m sure his local association would welcome that).

        The House then elects a new speaker for the new term, Hoyle shunted aside.

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        • 41
          Anonymous says:

          Praise where it is due.

          The Guido team have done well on this scandal.

          So, in the national interest, I’m sure they would consider:

          A “Save Dave” campaign post-Carswell, in the same vein as their so successful “Save Miliband” cambaign.

          It would help to have both party leaders still in place, when UKIP contest 2015.

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      • 35
        Norm Normal says:

        Yes but our Labour Lordships plead piety and solidarity with the common man and hard working families blah blah blah.

        It was them that made it a perceived crime to be wealthy and well educated.

        When most Labour grandees are such.

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        • 83

          Well… if he did SUCCESSFULLY run his own textile business –I assume in UK as opposed to an offshore sweatshop — then he made honest profit and could explain where the money for the house comes from .

          But the textile industry in the UK has been in freefall for the last 25 years with many firms going under .

          Are we sure his wasn t one of them ??

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      • 87
        Fabian DuLalli says:

        ee when I were a lad, it use to be t’dream of every union member ‘at one day we’d all of us ‘av oor own grand orangery.

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    • 52
      Just in case we forget says:

      Labour invented foodbanks

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      • 86
        Anonymous says:

        Labour’s “cost-of-living crisis” on show.

        Won’t look good if opponents use it in election material.

        He may not be a “toff”, but sure embraces what he sees as a toff’s lifestyle.

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    • 92
      Anonymous says:

      I hope he took advantage of the Governments Help to Buy Scheme in acquiring that.

      I hear he has at least put down a deposit on the lavatory.

      Fair play to him.

      For climbing greasy poles you need rough hands.

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  2. 2
    Joannie Taylor says:

    What a fucking liberty

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  3. 3
    Dippy & George says:

    Congratulations, dear reader! As of this morning, you have racked up an extra £539 in debt. No, you haven’t just bought a new wardrobe. You haven’t made a deposit on a winter break. And it’s not because of that heavy eBay session where you overbid for a signed Bulgarian copy of Wet Wet Wet’s first LP.

    Nor are you alone. I’m another 539 quid in the red too – as are each of the other 63 million Britons. Put all those sums together and the entire country has just lost £34bn. How did we manage that? The short answer is that some statisticians made it so. The Office for National Statistics has decided that, under new accounting rules, Network Rail can no longer be called a private company. It was always borrowing on the state’s behalf, and if anything went wrong with Network Rail, it was always going to be taxpayers who would be on the hook. So as of this week it goes on the public balance sheet, its £34bn of debt now indelibly inked next to our names.

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    • 11

      Good. Now they should add on all the other off-balance-sheet borrowing, such as the Private Finance Initiative and unfunded public-sector pension schemes.

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      • 25
        The Growler says:

        You can’t do that, Gideon and chums are using PFI’s themselves, you could always emigrate to Americaland where all is loveliness and hunky dory, what, what.

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        • 36
          Anonymous says:

          Labour rewriting history again. One wonders as the polls are so close now that labour are shitting themselves
          Mwaaaaaaaahahahaga…

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          • The Growler says:

            Anony, the polls always do, in any case who answers the opinion polls anyway, I have never been stopped and asked which way I might vote and I have been eligible to vote since 1966.

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    • 29
      The Growler says:

      And just imagine the amount when HS2 is finally finished, that will not be in my life time, probably +£100Billion

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      • 62
        DenDen says:

        At that price you could extend the f_cker to Mars. Be worth using then so long as you didn’t have to hang round in that sh_t hole Birmingham.

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      • 77
        The two Muppets says:

        HS2 will never come about ,Whoever gets in next year will be forced
        to abandon the whole scheme because of financial restraints and more
        important priorities .

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    • 84

      ” Let the train take the blame ” !

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  4. 4
    Gorgeous George says:

    He need’s a slap !

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  5. 5
    Wikipedia says:

    Preceded by Ben Dover

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    • 32
      The Growler says:

      What has Bend Over got to do with it?

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      • 85

        It s the name of the new railhead being constructed near the white cliffs to take the political asylum/illegal immigrant daily intake from Sangatte on a direct route in to Lunar House Croydon .

        I understand air conditioning and a free buffet service are standard on the planned new rolling Pendolino type rolling stock.

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  6. 6
    Trougher says:

    But, but, if he plays the role of a Labour man of the people, his true circumstances don’t matter at all to his typical voter.
    That can all be overlooked, because Fatchur fucked over the miners etc……

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  7. 7

    Constructing a swimming pool as a separate building and then linking it to the house later was a VAT dodge at one time.

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  8. 8
    Bellum says:

    I hope he remembers to put water in his pool before he dives in.

    On the other hand….

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  9. 9

    Soviet Space Sex Gekko Update:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  10. 10
    whoopee cushion says:

    Phuuoot

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  11. 12
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Why do we need to pay for 650 of these people?

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    • 44
      The Growler says:

      Maybe for not much longer, if the Jocks say yes. There will still probably be too many, reduce their numbers to 500.

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      • 56
        Jelly Gibson with makeup says:

        They won’t vote yes they are to frit to do so. Bunch o’ Jessie’s really.

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        • 69
          The Growler says:

          I wonder if any Jocks in the HoC and HoL have the right to vote, you know the one with a celtic type name and if Scotland votes yes with they sent back to place of their birth, ock I the noo whatever

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  12. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Does he keep coal in t’pool cos there’s no water in it?

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  13. 14
    Anonymous says:

    #NotFitForPurpose

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    • 24
      Look at the timing Jimmy Savile was outed for a reason says:

      They will lump any inquiry in with the ‘Butler Sloss’ celeb child abuse thingy and conclude that race/religion didn’t play a part because we’re all as bad as each other.

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  14. 15
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Looking at the pictures of his “humble abode”, it looks as though he will fit the job perfectly.

    There are so many troughers in Parliament, I doubt anyone would notice if one left and another took his place?

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  15. 16
    Anonymous says:

    J’ewish carer denies George Galloway attack

    http://tinyurl.com/kukvevo

    “A J’ewish carer denied repeatedly punching George Galloway in the face because he “was an enemy to Judaism.”

    Former BBC manager Neil Masterson, 39, is alleged to have shouted about the h’olocaust as Mr Galloway posed for pictures with members of the public in Golborne Road, Notting Hill.”

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  16. 17

    The Yamaha piano: A0 to C8 in only 3.3 seconds.

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  17. 18
    Big D says:

    Ghastly decor .Dead common .
    Ive been in working mens clubs with better taste .
    Goodness knows what he would do to an flat in Parliament .
    A match for Sally from our Alleys bed sheet frolics !

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  18. 19
    P l e b says:

    Rona Fairhead is to replace Lord Patten as boss of the BBC (chairwoman of the BBC Trust.)

    She obtained a degree from Harvard Business School.

    Her early business career was spent at Bain & Company and Morgan St@nley in the 1980s before she moved to British Aerospace and eventually the Financial Times Group.

    She is a non-executive director of HSBC Holdings.

    Allegedly, she is J.o.o.i.s.h.

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  19. 22
    Who put the twat into Tower Hamlets says:

    Mayor pisses ratepayers’ money up against the wall.

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/tower-hamlets-120000-pr-and-legal-bill-to-fend-off-bbc-9703452.html

    Will the likes of Thacker and Co do the same?

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    • 73
      Vlad the Loudhailer says:

      Politicians that use public funds to hire lawyers and PR companies to defend their wrong doing, should be personally liable for all the costs when they are found guilty. Tower Hamlets, Rotherham and Bercow immediately spring to mind.

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  20. 26
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    As a member of the working class I have to say how proud I am to see a fellow worker troughing it – hoping he enjoys it before we stand him up against the wall.

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  21. 30
    whoopee cushion says:

    praaap
    hmm difficult choice richard bacon or the archers.
    click
    dum de dum de dum de dum.

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  22. 33
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Anyone remember Viz running a “Through the Bum Hole” strip with Roger Mellie, first episode starring Tony Slatery?

    No. Just me then…

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  23. 37
    Who put the twat into Tower Hamlets says:

    Meg Munn MP failing to ask how the publicly funded Rotherham Council’s child protection policies failed so many.

    http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/sep/02/outsource-child-protection-young-people-risk-rotherham

    It isn’t anything to do with profits.

    Proof perhaps that Labour are trying to shout look wolves, there, there and there.

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  24. 39
    Ctesibius says:

    Please let him have a Duck House. Not that the BBC’s ‘comedians’ would take any notice of that.

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  25. 42
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “REUNITE ASHYA WITH PARENTS!”, says Clegg…

    …having browsed the web and seen the way the wind is blowing first.

    Well, it’s your dear Europe’an Arrest Warrant that’s (partly) at fault, you fucking little quisling.

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  26. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Politics was always a dirty business but this Labour lot have taken it to whole new levels.
    The Tories are maintaining some decency but to win they may just have to get into the gutter and fight Labour on their home territory.

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  27. 50
    mraemiller says:

    A bit unfair. He’s clearly fallen on hard times. Cant afford to fill the swimming pool.

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  28. 51
    Contender for comment of the day? says:

    If you ever wondered how suicide bombers operate? This is the quote

    “They didn’t tell me anything about what I was doing or where I was. I just had to press the button.”

    You just couldn’t make it up…

    http://news.sky.com/story/1327867/captured-is-suicide-bomber-reveals-threat

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  29. 53
    Prime Minister David Cameron looking resplendent with a Hi Vis jacket and a custom made fart flap says:

    Vote early and vote often! :0)

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  30. 55
    To the right says:

    What a twee little slide.

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  31. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Haha

    Quentin Letts on form today re Bercow, in Dmail.

    Refers to “Noriega face”.

    Sally shouldn’t have started this game.

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  32. 58
    Taxpayer says:

    At least we now know where all the subsidized HoC booze goes to.

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  33. 67
    Elf n Safety Officer says:

    Bloody hell, the tatty plastic curved pool slide looks rather precarious. He’s obviously a man for whom ticking the possessions box is more important than quality.
    Let’s hope he slips off it and breaks his fucking neck.

    A decent indoors/outdoors public pool beats a grubby sweaty private one any day — but unfortunately the money was channeled away from general sports to Soviet style funding for “elite brand” athletes and Olympics in the way we used to mock the Soviet-bloc, China, N.Korea, Mussolini etc for.

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  34. 68
    George "jaw jaw" Galloway says:

    Holy fuckin shit

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  35. 71
    incident 215 22nd dec 2004 says:

    explain this aberdeen pigs…

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  36. 72
    whoopee cushion says:

    how long does it take Crown Prosecution Service to review the King debacle ?
    was the European Arrest Warrant correctly issued ?
    or is it decided that although correctly issued because of assumptions it is now evident there is no neglect by the Kings, far from it.
    In which case arrest warrant has no validity, remove it.

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    • 74
      Norm Normal says:

      We are governed by committee dear, it’s democracy in action. It takes them a week to decide if they are having sugar in their tea or not.

      That’s why the dictators always end up 1 step ahead.

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  37. 78

    What about.HS2 @£90 milion and rising. oney could used to pay off the National Debt or do and raise some money for the long suffering Taxpayer

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  38. 79
    Only labour says:

    eeee eck, it’s grim oop north for yon mon, wat wi im not avin ‘t’ orangery yet. Like rest of us ave.

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  39. 80
    Catcher t'Rye says:

    BTW, he is not working class, he is the son of a Lord, Lord Hoyle of Warrington, a labour political dynasty and was privately educated.

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  40. 88
    cynic says:

    Its a cost of living crisis

    But looking at how tacky it is can you imagine what he gets up to in there

    I mean — your own bar like so mock mock Tudor pub. For Gawds sake

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  42. 91
    cynic says:

    His CV is interesting fopr what is missing. Theres a huge gap between the point when he reached 18 in 1975 and going into Politics the late 90s – but not a word about what he did then

    Where was he for almost 20 years? Down t’pit? Inside? Selling shares in t’City? Representing the downtrodden masses at the Bar?

    Did he just marry well? Or win the lottery? And why is he now so coy about it?

    Is it all modesty? We should be told. Anyone know?

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  43. 93
    Rupert says:

    Remember Lord Irving one of Miranda’s boyfriends?. He had £500 rolls of wallpaper on the walls of his shitouse. Thats Labour for you a bunch of hypocritical arseholes

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