September 2nd, 2014

Bryant’s Nads Mix Up

Chris Bryant has got his knickers in a twist after Nadine Dorries mistakenly accused him of being a video star:

Nads was delighted to be able to set the record straight when Guido reminded her that she may have been thinking about these snaps, thankfully in still rather than moving form:

As ever Guido is happy to clear up the misunderstanding…


  1. 1

    He cannot be gay – he is not a Tory.

  2. 2
    Tonyh says:

    Can be a twat though

  3. 3
    Ethel of Purley says:

    Is he a shirt lifter? or just another bent champagne socialist, or both?

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Mornington Crescent says:

    God forbid there’s a video version of those photos.

  6. 6

    Another Left Winger doing what left wingers do….

  7. 7
    Paul T Horgan says:

    Of course, if some enterprising soul were to take these images and perhaps animate them, then Dorries could be proved right after all…

    Just sayin’…

  8. 8
    Apocalypse Now says:

    Don’t send him to Coventry, send him to Rotherham.

    This could be the beginning of a whole new British saying.

  9. 9
    R0therh@m council says:



  10. 10
    R0therh@m council says:



  11. 11
    Norm Normal says:

    Must be special people immune from embarrassment?

    Where do Chris and Nadine get the reinforced brass necks to continue with public life after such antics?

  12. 12
    R0therh@m council says:


  13. 13
    EeeYepBlowingWhistles says:

    I wouldn’t mind munching on his shlong.

    I mean Shlomo, moshe, errrrr, hasbara.


    Please take me and all the other monikers I use seriously. Even the “not duped” one. If you don’t I’ll cry and cry until my p!ss soaked pyjamas are soaked in tears too.

  14. 14
    Toxic Labour for Parasites, bring back the workhouses. says:

    Just got back from vomiting!

  15. 15
    nell says:

    OMG! That’s enough to put anyone off their lunch. Do take the odious man away!!

  16. 16
  17. 17
    cynic says:

    Is he under cover in the right hand photo or has he turned

  18. 18
    Toxic Labour for Parasites, bring back the workhouses. says:

    Both but more than that he’s an uphill gardener and a fudge packer.

  19. 19
    Dromey says:

    Phooor! Pity isn’t not a darker colour though.

  20. 20
    Rocket Ron Davies says:

    Great Tradition of Badger watching in the Labour Party – that’s why we fought the cull so hard

  21. 21
    Thoyce Jacker says:

    Yeah well that’s OK he’s not a Kipper!!!!!!!!!

  22. 22
    Thoyce Jacker says:

    I wholeheartedly agree

  23. 23

    Possibly a Freudian slip.

    Blast from the past – but today. All the loonies coming out to play:

    (Fidel must be close to dying by now…)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  24. 24
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Diana Johnson labour MP on the DP show. She is trying very hard to but the blame for Rotherham on to the present government. Have labour no morals whatsoever?
    Why oh why does anyone vote labour?

  25. 25
    Peter Grimes says:

    Why is his’lunchbox’ bigger in his Gaydar selfie than when he is standing next to two (female) beauties?

  26. 26
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Maybe it was a cold day.

  27. 27
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    It’s the pot calling the kettle black.

  28. 28
    Peter Grimes says:

    Smear – it’s what ZaNuLaB does best, and a significant proportion of our fuckwit electorate believes them.

  29. 29
    The dirty bastard says:

    He does not wear his incontenence pad when he is swimming – he just leaks the discharge into the pool

  30. 30
    Ray Manzarek says:

    Nah. That’s not the real Rhodes. The real Rhodes made great electric pianos in the 60s and 70s. None of your digital emulation rubbish.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Quote of the day:

    “Of course I’m getting a little nervous about the Scottish Independence vote. The No campaign might yet win!” — Lord Ashcroft

  32. 32
    Peter Grimes says:

    And presumably a tampon for the rear discharge.

  33. 33
    Diane Abbottopotamus says:

    De pot is a WAAAAAAYCIST!!!!!!

    Me going to scream so hard me EXPLODE mon!!!!!!

  34. 34
    Ford Anglia says:

    I can forgive him for that-but not for being a hypocritical socialist creep.

  35. 35

    Not one for gender politics, but this doesn’t sound healthy…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  36. 36

    “Hypocritical” is redundant when paired with. “socialist”.

  37. 37
    Oh, really? says:

    “Hey, Nads, here’s my nads!”

    Oh, thank, Chris.

  38. 38

    The Fallout will spread from Hackney to Stratford and beyond.

  39. 39
    I kid you not says:

    Stop the War Coalition, in it’s “to do” list to tackle ISIS, calls for human shields to be sent to crisis zones.

    Its proposals also include investing heavily in wind, solar and other green energy.

    So, the Cameron sisters advise both the Stop the War Coalition as well as Dave’s coalition, on security and foreign policy.

  40. 40
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Head for the underground system, and quick.

  41. 41
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Don’t over blow this man.
    Simply a horrible two faced faggot content to steal from the public purse and spout endless neuvo socialist bulls8it courtesy of an open invitation from the BBC.
    What a total toss pot.

  42. 42
    Owhine Jones says:

    I would suggest that every member of the Stop the War Coalition go to Iraq to tell ISIS to stop being naughty and await a response.

  43. 43
    Persona non grata says:

    If we run short of energy this winter, can we burn the Lib Dems, starting with Davy?

  44. 44
    Owen Jones says:

    I am dumbfounded that 50% of women cannot locate their minge (when called Vagina)let alone 65% not able to pronounce it CTD.

  45. 45
    Frederick says:

    As long as I can find it all is ok.

  46. 46
    Maximus says:

    There’s a TV programme now where MPs do DP?

  47. 47
    Norm Normal says:

    Labour Party standard issue go faster Spaedos? :D

  48. 48
    Mornington Crescent says:

  49. 49
    Norm Normal says:

    Labour Party standard issue go faster Spáedos? :D

  50. 50
    Maximus says:

    I hope so. This winter is actually the first in which one of the utilities has contracted to buy Russian gas. If that decision was vetted, who did the vetting? Potato ‘Ed?

  51. 51
    The Lone Ranger says:

    and drop him down a well, which of course will contain no water because of global warming.

  52. 52
    dont let the truth get in the way of Labour repainting history says:

    There is no depth to which Labour will not go. We saw this in the years of terrot and yet? and yet? the British public will vote them back into power in a little over 7 months time.

    Labour are already winging about the mess they will inherit from the Tories. FFS!!

    I utterly completely despair for my country I really do but if Milliband gets into No 10 then its the end. Its all over the this country will be completly laid to waste.

    I can only apologise on record to future generations who may happen to read this in 2107 as part of their social political studies.

  53. 53

    He’s completely shaven, you know.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    You shouldn’t be. Your beloved Boy Bummers Club has had people on daytime TV referring to it loudly and proudly as their “front bottom”.

  55. 55

    Out of touch? Moi?

  56. 56

    The plan is to generate over 80% of our energy from subsidies.

  57. 57
    only saying says:

    has the Squeaker resigned yet?

  58. 58

    Bad news for us men, then, since we’re outnumbered by women.

  59. 59
    Fuckwit spotter says:

    you think that’s out of touch just wait until Labour get in again?

  60. 60

    Slowly, slowly, catchy, monkey…

    Revealing the broader strategy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  61. 61
    Does the bra fit? says:

    Under the burka Muslim mother’s need to be well supported. No wonder the boys are involved in back breaking work. Support the mother’s properly so that the son’s may move on to healthier…nicer hobbies.

    If the boys were well supported at home, they could develop/redevelop healthier hobbies ….

    Older generation need to spend more on their young ones. Young ones need to behave and get a treat.

    If the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, then the Muslim man has to take the lead and eat well. Eat well, eat light.

    Will itsu open a kitchen in gurdwara.
    Will a gurdwara migrate into a mosque.

    In any case, healthy aspects of the bra fitting service on the high street needs to be promoted more?

  62. 62
    rick says:

    All this while the country goes down the crapper.

  63. 63
    Shouty* says:

    Whatever happened to the age-old British pastime of P@ki Bashing?

  64. 64
    Gary Bloke says:

    Perhaps he’s got some tax adviser’s Chukka donation stuffed down there.

  65. 65
    Zippy & George says:

    Congratulations, dear reader! As of this morning, you have racked up an extra £539 in debt. No, you haven’t just bought a new wardrobe. You haven’t made a deposit on a winter break. And it’s not because of that heavy eBay session where you overbid for a signed Bulgarian copy of Wet Wet Wet’s first LP.

    Nor are you alone. I’m another 539 quid in the red too – as are each of the other 63 million Britons. Put all those sums together and the entire country has just lost £34bn. How did we manage that? The short answer is that some statisticians made it so. The Office for National Statistics has decided that, under new accounting rules, Network Rail can no longer be called a private company. It was always borrowing on the state’s behalf, and if anything went wrong with Network Rail, it was always going to be taxpayers who would be on the hook. So as of this week it goes on the public balance sheet, its £34bn of debt now indelibly inked next to our names.

  66. 66
    Please reply with envelope provided says:

    Listening to the child sex abuse question, one thing has come out of it, I will never ever vote for a woman MP again, we have one, watching those two, May and Ed Balls missus, they weren’t interested at all in what happened to the kids, it was the usual grandstanding, that Harman woman happy as pie nodding her head like the Churchill figure, the only real woman in that rubbish was Kate Hoey, glad it’s getting closer to May 2015 maybe some others will also vote UKIP

  67. 67
    Norm Normal says:

    Little-Man-Syndrome Watch!

    John Bercow – 5’6″

    Vladimir Putin – 5’7″

    Àdolf Hìtlèr – 5’8″

    Notice that Putin interview yesterday? The one where he was standing nearly 6′ away from the lady journalist? She was around 3″ taller than him :). Sensitive little soul isn’t he :D

  68. 68
    An empty vessel often makes more noise says:

    This fiendish plan Putin has,can it be explained in one paragraph?
    If so why the fucking hell don’t you just write it?

  69. 69
    Norm Normal says:

    Does this mean Yvette Cooper will have its visa refused?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    J’ewish carer denies George Galloway attack

    “A J’ewish carer denied repeatedly punching George Galloway in the face because he “was an enemy to Judaism.”

    Former BBC manager Neil Masterson, 39, is alleged to have shouted about the h’olocaust as Mr Galloway posed for pictures with members of the public in Golborne Road, Notting Hill.”

  71. 71
    Norm Normal says:

    It’s a long running saga. He has a plan but how that plan evolves and it’s feasibility changes over time.

    Those of us who hated Putin before it was fashionable to hate Putin are grateful for the updates.

  72. 72
    The truth of the matter is says:

    It disappeared because largely speaking it never happened in the first place.

  73. 73
    Nicholas Sarkozy says:

    5′ 8″ would have been about average height in the 1930s to 40s.

    Adolf Hitler would have been tall enough to become a Met Bobby.

  74. 74
    An empty vessel etc says:

    Please explain why you hated Putin before this latest saga?

  75. 75
    George is an oppurtunistic twat says:

    George chose to roll around with religious dogs he’s bound to get covered in dogmatic fleas from at least one of them.

  76. 76

    Putin , I like him here ,he made the EU commissars look like what they really are, blustering,spluttering ,hopeless incompetents with ideas above their power.
    Anybody who puts them in their place deserves our thanks, he might one day be our best ally against the Brussels communists

  77. 77
    Norm Normal says:

    Tin pot dictator since birth. It was obvious what he was up to and what he would attempt to become.

  78. 78
    Norm Normal says:

    Size 15, dangers of lying down with dogs? Particular this mangy Russian hound!

  79. 79
  80. 80
    inside out says:

    Isn’t he involved in Hacked Off.

  81. 81
    Dangerous Brian says:

    He ought to have his kn*b hacked off the fooking pervert.

  82. 82
    Pachebal says:

    Bryant in underpants! Yuk, yuk and yuk.

  83. 83
    cynic says:

    What a tiny budgie

  84. 84
    Jack Ketch says:

    Well he had all the qualifications then.

  85. 85
    Jack Ketch says:

    So now can Labour Party Speedos can be called humming-bird smugglers?

  86. 86
    The two Muppets says:

    Chris Bryant is a typical hypocritical socialist lowlife scum . It is up
    to him what he does in private ,I do not care if he is into men
    camels or goats ,that is his business . But in his public life ,he is a
    nasty vicious individual who is typical Labour pond life .

  87. 87
    The two Muppets says:

    They are certainly not parrot smugglers .

  88. 88
    (Nasty) Underpants Bryant says:

    Put a sock in it…will you?

  89. 89
    Deirdre Barlow's Neck says:

    Did any of the children ring child line,if so the Esther Rantze n would have been aware….surely?If only she had access to some journalists

  90. 90
    lojolondon says:

    I admire Putin. No fear, plays chess and calls the bluff of the EUSSR. No-one else does, not the UK and especially not Obummer!

  91. 91
    SillySally Berkov says:

    Lots of people have been able to locate my minge/vagina whatever!

  92. 92
    Shalom says:

    Heil Bibi!

  93. 93
    Shalom says:

    Baba Kamma 113a. J3ws may use lies (“subterfuges”) to circumvent a Gentile.

    Schabouth Hag. 6b: “J3ws may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording.

    ” Zohar 1,160a: “J3ws must always try to deceive Chris tians.”

    Libbre David 37: “To communicate anything with a G o y about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all J3ws, for if the Go y im knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.

  94. 94
    Jack Cade says:

    Just wait for the i-cloud hackers to come up with some better pictures ;0)

  95. 95

    Normal Norm is a victim of EU propaganda , it was they who set in motion the problems in the Ukraine by causing instability with their dreams of expansion .
    Maybe if they had continued to be what they ostensibly set out to be ,a trading and economic zone instead of trying to be a federalist empire , the Russians would not have treated them with so mush suspicion .

  96. 96
    Chris Bryant is a hypocrite, smug, arrogant, champagne socialist piece of crap says:

    Chris Bryant looks like a Child Molester.

    I hope he gets attacked by Russian skinheads, or Radical Islamic thugs. Or even people from the National Front.

  97. 97
    Don't go to Uganda Chris Bryant, unless you want a Death Wish says:

  98. 98
    Don't go to Uganda Chris Bryant, unless you want a Death Wish says:

    Ignore the web-link given in comment 95.

  99. 99
    CINO says:

    He is one of the degenerates that rule over us!

  100. 100

    I see he needs no anatomy lesson to see the obvious .
    Well said that man .

  101. 101
    Jimmy Gordon says:

    He WAS in a Video in his Underpants requesting Gay Sex and saying how horny he felt on You Tube I saw it

    It has clearly now been removed and someone has had a word in Nadines ear

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Please shipow respect towards Mr Crapper .

    If it was not for his splendiferous Victorian invention –still more efficient than the wannabe modern technolgical versions — which fail after the first few hurdles — we would still be “evacuating” on the public highway…

  103. 103
  104. 104
    Tony Saunders says:

    He definitely swings to the left in his red briefs.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Oh really!

    Have a bit of respect for goats and camels.

    They are the innocent victims in all of this.

    Against the Abuse of Goats and Camels ( not rats) is a favoured charity of mine.

    AAGC ( against the abuse etc etc ) is a government supported body funded by the Foreign Office.

    The other Charity I assist is the LSOPDF.

    Let’s Stamp Out the ( leave out the the ) Practices of ( leave the of out of course ) Dirty Foreigners.

    Thw White House has a similar charity but a different acronym and a different Department.

    I urge you all to subscribe.

    p.s. Parliament doesn’t need a charity – it is one.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Oh really!

    Have a bit of respect for goats and camels.

    They are the innocent victims in all of this.

    Against the Abuse of Goats and Camels ( not rats) is a favoured charity of mine.

    AAGC ( against the abuse etc etc ) is a government supported body funded by the Foreign Office.

    The other Charity I assist is the LSOPDF.

    Let’s Stamp Out the ( leave out the the ) Practices of ( leave the of out of course ) Dirty Foreigners.

    Thw White House has a similar charity but a different acronym and a different Department.

    I urge you all to subscribe.

    p.s. Parliament doesn’t need a charity – it is one.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry mate.

    I get all my moral guidance through The Sun.

    Talmuhd – Schalmuhd.

    You say tomayto – I say tomato.

    Isaac the unbeliever.

    Or should that be disbeliever?

    I can never tell the differnce.

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    He may be but I bet he’s more lively than you.

  109. 109
    Randy Old Git says:

    I like Nadine, the older man’s crumpet – I like Carol Kirkwood, too!

  110. 110
    El Sid says:

    And your Moose Limbs use Taqiyya (constructive lying) when dealing with any Kuffar or unbelievers.

    This is Al’Lah’s wish according to Mo Hammed.

Seen Elsewhere

Milburn Health Consultancy Worth £2 Million | Scrapbook
Stuart Broad Right, Peston Broadly Wrong | Ryan Bourne
The 38 Seats in England Yet to Select a Tory Candidate | ConHome
Labour and Green Ecofascism | Matthew Walsh
Burnham Shows Why Labour Can’t Be Trusted | Speccie
Why Online Voting is a Crap Idea | Ballot Box
Time We Showed Super Rich Some Love | Alice Thomson
We Need True Popular Capitalism | Maurice Saatchi
Labour’s Winning Hand | Sebastian Shakespeare
We Defend Labour’s Record | John Hutton and Alan Milburn
100 Tories to Rebel on Plain Packs | Telegraph

Rising Stars
Find out more about PLMR AD-MS

Alan Milburn says Labour’s scaremongering campaign for an unreformed NHS will not win election…

“It would be a fatal mistake, in my view, for Labour to go into this election looking as though it is the party that would better resource the National Health Service but not necessarily put its foot to the floor when it comes to reforming. Look, reforms are not easy, but the Labour Party is not a conservative party. It should be about moving things forward not preserving them in aspic. You have got a pale imitation actually of the 1992 general election campaign, and maybe it will have the same outcome. I don’t know.”

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,715 other followers