September 2nd, 2014

Brave Bercow Bailed Before Blonde Bombshell Bashing

That must be a record for an Urgent Question. Prolix MPs were allowed to ramble at will around the Rotherham horror. At the end an hour and a half (UQs can be over in 25 minutes) the Speaker, in Michael Fabricant’s phrase “scurried off”.

Fabricant has questions about Saxton Bampfylde’s role in the now infamous appointment. He wants to ask the Speaker, personally. Under privilege.

The Speaker will try and stop him asking those questions because the answers are probably fatal.

Someone has acted with career-ending impropriety. It’s either the head hunters or it’s their client the Speaker.

Unless the Speaker takes to his bed with Pre-Traumatic Stress we might find out whether it’s the one or the other tomorrow directly after PMQs.


77 Comments

  1. 1
    Welshracer says:

    Why wasn’t Michael Fabricant in the chamber yesterday when it was a hot topic?

    Why ask POO (point of order) today?

  2. 2
    dai laughing says:

    its Post Head-hunter Payoff Syndrome

  3. 3
    Toxic Labour for Parasites, bring back the workhouses. says:

    Looks like the poison dwarf is going to get it?

  4. 4
    Norm Normal says:

    PM calls for “outbreak of common sense” in Aysha King case. Hear hear!

    Previous decade long twin outbreaks of ‘common purpose’ and ‘political correctness’ says noooooooo!

  5. 5
    Neil Down says:

    I don’t get the interest in Bercow, especially with everything else going on. He’s just a dick with little man syndrome. This is Westminster Village stuff.

  6. 6
    Norm Normal says:

    POO! He is 5’6″ and a quarter! Too tall to be a dwarf, he is a ‘silly little man’.

    Little men with little man syndrome do not change course easily.

    Just ask Putin (5’7″ & 1 quarter)

  7. 7

    Common sense would not to opt back in to the European Arrest Warrant and the the other 30 + options that we had ability to not bring into UK law.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Oh fuck off

  9. 9
    The Great British Public who are all looking forward to VOTE UKIP on Thursday 7 May 2015 says:

    Now less than 35 weeks before WE have

    OUR say at the ballot box on these

    Parasites, Pimps & Leeches aka MPs…

  10. 10
    Anon & VOTING for UKIP in May 2015 GE & LE says:

    But Joe Public is forced as usual to pick

    up all of the tab, like it or not !!! Most of

    this shower of deviants are not even capable

    of running a street market stall & would

    collapse @ the thought of getting there

    delicate hands grubby except when it comes

    to purloining Tax Payers Never Ending Supply

    of Money

  11. 11

    Off Topic Pier Morgan no longer an employee of CNN. Tweet.

  12. 12
    Norm Normal says:

    I bet you look gorgeous in your Putin bikini don’t you?

    I assume you are a Putin groupie and not a Bercow groupie as the latter doesn’t exist?

  13. 13
    Fishy says:

    Go Wiggy, go. Get the bastard.

    Unfortunately Bercow’s arrogance meant that he couldn’t live up to the old adage, ‘Be nice to people on your way up because you might meet them again on your way back down.

  14. 14
    The Prime Mincer says:

    This is Kiev and we need to back them.

  15. 15
    Point of order says:

    I want my MP’s to ‘ramble’ on about the Rotherham horror for as long as it takes so as this abuse and establishment cover up never happen again.
    The longer in the public domain and the more coverage it gets the better.

  16. 16
    Ha! says:

    He was there yesterday

  17. 17
    British Citizen says:

    Will he be resigning?

  18. 18
    The Prime Mincer says:

  19. 19
    Ha! says:

    I’ve not seen or heard a peep about Rotherham since this business about chasing the kid round europe turned up .. 2nd story now is why we can’t stop jihadis returning.

    They are over the worst with Rotherham, biut compare the coverage it got (and will get) with the Coverage of the Jimmy Savile case, which was less serious by many degrees of magnitude (dozens rather than thousands of victims, an no long-term absue of individuals)

  20. 20
    Please reply with envelope provided says:

    Soon as I heard the word “chair” from the chief Yorkshire plod, institutionalised political correctness jumped out, we will never get to the end of anything when the drones all think the same, all I see is running around the tree’s grand style.

  21. 21
    The Prime Mincer says:

    #Semenchenko

  22. 22
    Boomtish says:

    If he had a longbow the black spot would need to be bigger

  23. 23
    A Man From Slough says:

    Not just Westminster Village stuff, I’m afraid. He’s trying to change the way that Parliament functions and to, in effect, make himself King of the Commons. That will ultimately have an effect on all of us.

  24. 24
    Health warning says:

    Political correctness may harm your child

  25. 25
    Apostrophe Collection Service says:

    Thanks for the apostrophe. We’ll find it a good home. Somewhere appropriate, where it will make grammatical sense.

  26. 26
    Norm Normal says:

    Robin hood, men in…. YIKES!

  27. 27
    FFS says:

    Oh ffs you know what that means?
    The c*nt will be coming back here.

  28. 28

    Handled Sweeney like a pro:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  29. 29
    Jimmy Greaves says:

    Play the man not the apostrophe

  30. 30
    SB the taller half says:

    The difference between me and John, so say your blog, is about a foot. I want to keep that way.

  31. 31
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    So I was busy in the garden over the weekend, tending the shrubbery, cutting the grass and so forth.

    Then I considered that my back garden was just too small – especially as I have plans to erect a large shed, more paths and maybe a pond. I am also aware that my neighbour has plenty of unused garden.

    So I repositioned the dividing garden fence, and I appropriated about half of my neighbour’s back garden. I could have taken more but I didn’t want to be greedy.

    The next day a rather angry neighbour stuck his head over the fence and demanded to know what was going on.

    I could feel myself starting to fill with indignation because he was in such a foul mood. After he had been shouting at me for about 5 minutes, I interrupted and shouted at him;

    “Are you a Friend of Israel ?!”

    He replied in the negative along with a string of expletives.

    I replied: “You are anti-sem*tic, and I am going to complain about your disgusting behaviour !”

    Some people…

  32. 32
    Norm Normal says:

    South Yorkshire Chief Huntstubble says: BBC coverage of Cliff Richard raid was “Disproportionate”.

    What did myself and others say about this poor much abused word? The English language will require rape counselling by t’end of t’year.

    Has the Honourable Committee worked out just how far they are down the garden path yet?

  33. 33
    David Cameron says:

    I have a strong government with big bold ideas for the future. Vote conservative for a brighter greener future.

  34. 34
    Dougie Carswell says:

    The Queen should abdicate, Charles to move aside, William to become King, dissolve parliament, the councils and the police. And start again.

  35. 35
    I don't give a shit says:

    I had little sympathy before and even less now after the Muslim r*pe gang scandal.

  36. 36
    I don't give a shit says:

    Nuke the site from orbit.
    It’s the only way to be sure.

  37. 37
  38. 38
    Norm Normal says:

    Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
    See you’ve finally parted company with CNN, @piersmorgan . We’ll really miss you…..being over there!

  39. 39
    Another tough job for Saxton Bampfylde says:

    Piers Morgan has revealed he is quitting CNN after his television show on the American network was pulled for dismal ratings. The former tabloid newspaper editor, 49, said today he had declined an offer to stay on at the company as an interviewer

  40. 40
    The two Muppets says:

    Its about time they got rid of him ,he always was a pompous twat .

  41. 41
    Disgusted from Arkwright Road says:

    I suppose it’s just simply not cool at all to say anything about how that odious pos galloway is lucky that he didn’t get the absolute pulp fiction beaten out of him?

  42. 42
    LibLabConHater says:

    How’s the multicultural experiment going?

  43. 43
    Norm Normal says:

    That’s a poor analogy? In the real situation the neighbour isn’t there. He is in a refugee camp in Lebanon, has been for well over 50 years.

    No one cares, I don’t care, the world doesn’t care, not even the neighbour’s fellow Arabs give two sheckles.

    It’s time for the Palys to make the best of it. 2 state solution, game over, fuck off, stop bothering eveyone.

  44. 44
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Erm, so you have assumed my neighbur is a M*slim ??

    Or you are just making a pitiful attempt at deflection ?

    Another illegal ‘not very neighborly’ land grab from a suppsed ‘Friendly’ state, and P*kistani-heritage gangs attacking underage white girls.

    Two totally different reports: both truly evil and vile.

  45. 45

    What a warm, caring response.

    You must indeed be a true Friend of Israel…

  46. 46
    Dee Cee says:

    We’ve got 999 problems and the Bercow ain’t one.

  47. 47
    Jack Ketch says:

    Vaz sez:–
    Joyce Thacker to have her arse ripped out by select committee next week during enquiry into Rotherham report.

  48. 48
    Norm Normal says:

    Nope, no affinity whatsoever. It’s a judgement based on experience, United Nations resolutions, international treaties, history and reasonable practicability.

  49. 49
    Office Peon says:

    “Erm, so you have assumed my neighbur is a M*slim ??”

    Wait … this actually happened?

  50. 50
    thostids says:

    The manipulative, deviant little Hunt should be given the Lord Lucan’s nanny treatment. No-one will need to worry about the stench, no change from the present disagreeable odour. God, is he repulsive. Gordon’s little homunculus.

  51. 51
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    “So I was busy in the garden over the weekend…”

    You seem to have missed your opening paragraph in which you descrie the events that caused you to be busy in the garden.

  52. 52
    thostids says:

    Fuckin’ ell. It’s Lord Rennard in civvies.

  53. 53
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Lying c*nt.

  54. 54
    thostids says:

    I bet CC. Crompton has pink underpants and a limp handshake.
    When asked if he had raised the matter of the sewage works that is Rotherham with Mr Hedges, the previous CC and Acting CC and Assistant CC before that he replied…..”not got around to it yet”.
    Leading question ” Is what happened anything to do with ACPO Officers?”…….”Errrr, it might be…..”. Or words to that effect Yer ‘Onour”.
    Me….evasive?”

  55. 55
    Mandingo says:

    Let him keep de job. We don’t want him round de house.

  56. 56

    Well spotted, and I’ll raise youwith;

    There is a ‘b’ in ‘describe’.
    &
    ‘…the events which…’

    We both had bad educashuns then.

  57. 57

    Whilst the UK is rightly focused on Rotherham, and the UK and US is also focused on the threat of ISIS, and the ebola outbreak…

    Our ‘Friends in Israel’ just decided unilaterally to steal another 1,000 acres of their neighbor’s land – whilst nobody was looking.

    Suppose it makes a change from appropriating military and fiscal ‘aid’ from foreign countries.

    And who would want Friends like that ?

  58. 58
    non taxable pikey says:

    Galloway is nothing when starved of publicity. Let the little shit suffer in peace.

  59. 59

    OFF SUBJECT BUT ….

    the Badarbunga ( Bada Bing ?) volcano us on the cusp of full fledged eruption .

    As it s in Iceland does that mean we can buy it for just £1 ??

  60. 60

    Well he can return to UK and practice what he does best .

    Sell news print.

    The Big Issue

  61. 61

    Typo surely .

    Little man with little dick syndrome ?

  62. 62

    …. and as the appetizer we have the Scottish referendum on Sept 18th .

    ( not to mention the LibDem Annual Conference assuming they have tbe audacity to hold one this Autumn)

  63. 63

    Mr Bird — MD Big Issue Says

    You called Piers ?

    We ll start you off on ten copies a week and build from there. OK?

  64. 64
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Do keep up. Does news travel slowly to Wales. Every report I have read about yesterday’s proceedings has the wigged one as heckling the unwigged one when he made his announcement.

  65. 65

    Is he trying to saw his cock off ?

    That s patriotism for you.

  66. 66

    Actually I thought Vlad was quite polite .

    He may have been spouting his version of the situation but at least he spouted something ……. most “dignitaries” ( such as our UK and US oligarchs) would have either ignored Sweeney completely or “done a Blair ” i e looked back with a completely bemused wide eyed expression as if to infer why on earth such an eminent person like him was being asked such questions !!

  67. 67

    Actually I believe what he meant to type was ; decry

  68. 68

    Nobody is answering my question.

    Is Gallo’ in jail or tagged or on probation or on bail or what ?

    No not for being attacked ! For that hate thing he said about what would happen to Jews in Bradford!!

  69. 69

    They should not let him worm his way out of this one

  70. 70
    Malcolm Göngu says:

    Why not upgrade to a Bada Boom for only £1.50 ?

  71. 71
    Invisible Man says:

    You aint seen me, right?

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Why weren’t Eagle and Hodge present yesterday/

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Ha, the Bercow fixers/Sally try to clog this blog.

    “Just Westminster Stuff”

    Assuming (a hugely generous assumption) that you aren’t the above —

    Do you know how blogs work? Just like newspapers.

    If a piece doesn’t interest you, don’t read it… l

    Lt alone waste time (yours and ours) commenting.

  74. 74
    Odds favour ? says:

    Worth watching (2 min).

    Ask better questions, ask questions better.

    That’s what I’d advise anyone trying to take on Putin when he employs a soft-spoken interpreter to reply, and is intent on dragging out answers to own benefit.

    Separately, interesting to watch the heavies behind Putin’s right shoulder. and the look-a-like behind his left.

  75. 75
    Common says:

    What ever happened to that bird who trailed behind Bercow to the Queen’s speech?

  76. 76

    The whole world over blighted by these little men : Putin ,Mugabe ,Kim Jong ,Bercow,Sarkosy,not far enough out of the ground to be healthy !!!!!

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    “Prolix MPs were allowed to ramble at will around the Rotherham horror.”
    Which might prompt the observation that politicians, police and the press cannot be trusted. That what’s needed is strict supervision by the people. How little it would cost to set up a whistle-blower’s website. Where reports of misdemeanours could be anonymously lodged, pursued to ensure investigation/action is being undertaken, and the lid blown off those revelations via public disclosure if not.


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