September 1st, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    D L George says:

    I’m never the first one out of bed?

  2. 2
    The British public says:

    I have seven million unwanted immigrants that I’d like to swap for a pleasant country once again…

  3. 3
    Scenes of provincial life says:

    11-year girl: Help! Police! I’ve been raped by 10 men.

    Ass Chief Con: On your way now, or we’ll nick you for race hatred. You obviously asked for it – you look like a slut to me.

    Hosp. Administrator: Help, parents has taken away their child for treatment elsewhere.

    Ass Chief Con: Don’t worry Sir, we’ll call out the helicopter squadron right away, Sir. It’s armed with European arrest warrants. If we don’t nip this sort of behaviour in the bud people will start to think the NHS is there to help them.

  4. 4
    Scenes of provincial life says:

    11-year girl: Help! Police! I’ve been r@ped by 10 men.

    Ass Chief Con: On your way now, or we’ll nick you for race hatred. You obviously asked for it – you look like a slut to me.

    Hosp. Administrator: Help, parents has taken away their child for treatment elsewhere.

    Ass Chief Con: Don’t worry Sir, we’ll call out the helicopter squadron right away, Sir. It’s armed with European arrest warrants. If we don’t nip this sort of behaviour in the bud people will start to think the NHS is there to help them.

  5. 5
    Zimon Dancuk says:

    I and my good lady wife shall be shortly stomping the Brightlingsea bush breathlessly, stretching legs for socialism.

    I know I’ve had my big knockers in the past but I hope my recent antics exposing p’eedo files means these will dog me no longer.

  6. 6
    John Bull says:

    Can we swap Cast Iron Dave for someone that does what they say ?


    It is the only way to save our Country

    UKIP X. In May 2015

    Bye bye Dave and Ed …. Oh and Cleggie as well.

    The people are finally waking up.

  7. 7

    Meanwhile, in the House, “a proper external interview” is neither proper nor external enough, “a proper interview panel” is neither proper nor searching enough and “best HR practice” is merely a charade which outwardly emulates best practice but, upon closer examination, equals all the worst political practice we are accustomed to seeing in this place.

    By the end of the week, Mr Bercow should not be Speaker for any longer. There is only one aspect in which he should remain in place. That is as Mr Bercow. Elevation to another place must not happen.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    England says:

    Any arrests in Rotherham yet?

  9. 9
    PC Plods R Us says:

    No. We’re all traveling down to Spain to help persecute the family that defied the “best in the world NHS”. Lots of lovely overtime and effectively a free holiday.

    Mustn’t go after all the Parki rapists. Too much like hard work and it would disturb cultural sensitivities.

  10. 10
    Mozzie Parki Immigrants says:

    Get Sally Bercowitz locked up as well. She sucked 10 of our lads dry last night. They’re so shagged out that they won’t be able to go raping for a week.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Plod ransacked the house of Ayesha King’s grandmother yesterday. While they had a search warrant, they did not reveal this until after they had gained entrance to the house. They did not explain what they were searching for, nor did they give an account of what they found–if anything.

  12. 12
    albacore says:

    Just keep your gob shut, Dave, tight as a clam
    Then folks will forget about Rotherham
    And your master-plan can proceed apace
    To wipe all the British out of this place

  13. 13
    nell says:

    How many senior police officers have been sent to s p a i n to enforce this european arrest warrant on an innocent family who were just trying to get a 2nd opinion and treatment for their sick child? How much are these police officers travel expenses and overtime costing the taxpayer. Oh and have the Doctors at Southampton yet found that statement the police say they wrote alleging that the parents would let their child die if they were not found and brought back to the UK? Or are they now going to say they never said any such thing?

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:


    I ve swapped my wife and five kids for a husband and four kids .

    One less mouth to feed !!

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    Once a Rozzer says:

    This will be because the nice lady invited them in when they called. They were required to tell her about the search warrant before searching but NOT what they are searching for. This is always the way. Nothing to do with that case or that call.

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    Oxbridge Elitist says:

    Nonsense. You plebs are the scum of the earth and you will do what we tell you to do. There are three perfectly good Oxbridge leaders for you to stick your grubby cross against. You blithering oiks couldn’t decline a Latin verb or translate a piece of classical Greek text to save your miserable lives so how are you supposed to know what is best for this country. You may not like the multicultural diversity we have imposed on you (so we can get cheap labour and services) but we hate you far more than you hate potential terrorists, crowded classrooms for your snotty kids, traffic snarled roads and germ-infested, third-rate hospitals run by well-educated Oxbridge management.

  17. 17
    An important issue says:

    This is truly vile. I’d like Farage to speak out….

  18. 18
    Gideo Star says:

    So you want a government of rip-off merchants who max out on their expenses and don’t tun up for legislative sessions.

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    England says:

    When the next Asian girl gets taken out of school to get her lady bits hacked off,will the local plod be on the first plane to Islamabad?

  20. 20
    Gideo Star says:

    oiris and Farage should job share the Speaker job. Replace one joke with two and get double value for money!

  21. 21
    Cunt Carswell says:

    My constituents are the boss, i have immense respect for those decent, hard working citizens.

    However, i live in leafy south west London as the sight of jellied eeeels and working class filth makes me shit me ring

  22. 22

    boo hooo !!!!

    Truth always hurts !!!

  23. 23
    Gideo Star says:

    Let’s send him to Spain and confiscate his passport.

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  25. 25

    Did nt take Moddie lonng to spike that one did it Guido Team….

    God –Merde must be paying you like Croesus !!

    any way it s all on Today s Metro page eleven !!

  26. 26
    Paul Ross says:

    I cannot support Labour as my Doggin days are behind me.

    I thought following Barry into the bush was going to lead to some Down-under tales.

    My wife has switched my pills so there will be no more gay days.

  27. 27
    BBC says:

    Parliament to swap its Speaker this afternoon for one that works.

  28. 28
    Anne Arquist says:

    Never invite the police into your house. Read

  29. 29
    Village Idiot says:

    …More evidence,as if it were needed, of a bullying state, which has grasped the wrong end of the humanity stick!…Criminalising a family trying to do its’ best for their poorly son!..They need help ,not persecution!
    ….The NHS is full of negligence,cover up, errors and empathy bypass, please change and do not feed us the twaddle that it is best in the world ,because it isn,t!…Self interest and self importance are rife as well..Oh…and wash your hands!

  30. 30
    Cheese Smeg says:

    What the living fuck is going on in this world now? Paul Ross goes looking for drug fueled cock fun and then tells the papers?

  31. 31
    Social Services says:

    We’ll arrest the parents the minute they step back onto British soil, and put the child up for adoption. How dare these parents think they know what is best for their child?

  32. 32
    non taxable pikey says:

    The seven dwarves always left home very early each morning to go to work in the mine.
    As always, Snow McWhite stayed at home doing her domestic chores.
    As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.

    One day as she arrived at the mine with their lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
    Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow McWhite began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarves had somehow survived.

    ‘Hello. Hello!’ she shouted. ‘Can anyone hear me? Hello!’

    For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow McWhite again shouted, ‘Hello! Is anyone down there?’

    Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,


    Snow McWhite fell to her knees and prayed, “Oh, thank you, God!
    At least Dopey is still alive!

  33. 33
    nell says:

    Every decent minded person , especially politicians of all parties, should be sp e ak ing out in favour of these parents and condemning the lying doctors at Southampton hospital and the gullible heavy handed police that were duped by them. Obviously the doctors want to prevent a 2nd opinion and alternative treatment because if it works they will be proved wrong as well as dishonest. Never mind the child – none of these people in authority give a toss about the child!

  34. 34
    Not Duped says:

    Politicians are not “decent minded” that’s why 80% of them are “Friends of Israel”, supporters of war criminal despot racist colonies.

  35. 35
    anon says:

    Since when did medical “advice” become law?

  36. 36
    Oi vey, my life says:

    The police, local politicians, government officials, childrens charities all complicit in hiding evidence of child abuse, refusing help to victims and protecting the abusers. Suspects still in office with no prospect of any police action against any of them.

    How many arrest warrants issued?

    Couple tried to get the best treatment for their sick child, parents now rotting in jail after the NHS lied to police about the danger the child was in, lied to the parents about alternative treatments. Arrest warrant and search warrants out within hours for this case.

  37. 37
    Snow White says:

    You’ve demonstrated that length doesn’t affect quality.

    But you’re very thick so that’s all right.

  38. 38
    Oxbridge Elitist says:

    That is the first thing they teach us at Oxbridge, old man. Now where’s that chit for my duck house?

  39. 39
    Village Idiot says:

    ….yes, but,as a working class pleb, I learned how to grow food,prune fruit trees, welding(all normal methods), building skills, domestic plumbing, simple electrics, furniture making, restoration, French polishing, soldering and alchemy,all useful, interesting life skills which are immensely satisfying…oh.. and some mechanics!

  40. 40
    Jonathan Rozzer says:

    Get over it! It’s a nice time of year for a short break in Malaga.

  41. 41
    The Establishment will fight to defend its existence says:

    I can’t see any hope for Britain. when the state broadcaster just pumps out pro immigration and pro EU propaganda day after day.

    Any Questions being the latest. Far from wanting to reduce the immigrant population of London and do something about concreting over all the land in the south East, the whole panel, the Chairman and the audience thought that doing the same to the rest of Britain was the solution.

    Immigration is good
    Bilding over the countryside is good.
    UKIP voters are Neanderthals.
    Immigrants drive down wages, which is good.
    Immigrants are Good.
    UKIP voters are uneducated.
    London is good and the rest of the country should be Londonised.
    An ever larger population is the only answer.
    Concrete over Britain.
    Invite more immigrants.

    Coupled with latest shenanigans from our police and NHS N@zis who are behaving like totalitarian monsters towards loving parents I despair at what is happening to our country.

    The Westminster and Brussels elite have failed us all (immigrants too I suspect). UKIP is the only lifeboat we have left.

  42. 42
    Wee Beastie says:

    So it looks like the No vote is going to carry the day as the Press keep telling us.

    It would be absolute madness for Scotland to be independent.

    The consequences would be catastrophic so it has to be a No vote.

    Best for Scotland and best for England and Wales.

    You know it makes sense to maintain the status quo so just vote No and we will carry on as if nothing has happened.

    Well come Polling day we will “out” the No voters and their actions will never ever be forgotten. You can pass all the legislation you like but this kind of person will become a third or fourth rate citizen.

    And of course their is Cameron and his promises of ever more devolved powers and tax raising self autonomy: he and his kind will never ever be allowed to forget.

    Vote No and we will not be going away. The battle might be lost but be well warned the war will only just have started.

  43. 43

    Are you undergoing a course of Oiridology?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  44. 44
    Herr Flick says:

    The stasi were never this bad.

  45. 45
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Looks like Rotherham Magistrates Court is going to be working 7/7 with double shifts then.

  46. 46
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    The police and authorities needed something to get Rotherham off the front pages
    and this has certainly done that

  47. 47
    Esther from Ormskirk says:

    Yes they could pull the fingers out of their arses to deal with the rioters so they should be able to do it with this lot as well.

  48. 48
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    Why can’t we vote to fuck them off ?
    The Jock bastard mps voted all Bliars shit policies onto us Wars , PPP’s , tuition fees etc

  49. 49
    The westminster elite says:

    You sir are vital to maintaining that wealth which we are accustomed too. Would you care to pass on your skills to the next boatload so that we can maintain our supply of cheap servants?

  50. 50
    Rob Roy says:

    No no no………………

    We are all Scots together.

    Should the vote be No then we must all pull together without acrimony and learn to accept to live in mediocrity and poverty whilst at all times remembering to pay our taxes to Westminster and be oh so grateful for what we receive.

  51. 51
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    No , same as they wont be running off over there chasing all the little 12 and 13 year olds being forcibly shipped out ther to marry their cousins that they have never met

  52. 52
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    I say what ! ,how did you know of my top secret plan to win the election ?

  53. 53
    Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

    The child has been let down by his over emotional family.

    Who takes a sick child out of hospital to a foreign country and prepares a video in advance to justify their actions?

    The correct procedure would have been to apply to an English Court for authority to take the child to easter europe or wherever to try this medical procedure on the basis that the NHS on their own admission said there was nothing they could do.

    The child could have even been receiving this treatment by now.

  54. 54
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Butler Sloss anyone ?

    49 days and still counting.

    Let he who is without sin turn the first stone.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    True vote UKIP…..

  56. 56

    Cameron YOU ARSEHOLE.

    The British public are NOT concerned about Russia protecting is long standing interests from the EU or America, they aren’t overly concerned that the government of Iraq is a failure.

    They are though very concerned that the police are behaving like East German Stasi towards loving parents who decided to get medical treatment that had been refused them by the NHS.

    You can’t do much about Russia despite all your bullshit about “serious consequences” and you can’t do nowt about how Iraq is governed BUT you can call the police, social services and health panels off these parents.

  57. 57
    A Welsh Nationalist says:

    Get back to Criccieth.

  58. 58
    Burning questions for this post-democratic age says:

    Will Bercow still get Short money when he’s no longer Speaker ?

  59. 59
    More sleaze says:

    Accepted practice at the BBC. Of course, nobody will expect him to do the decent thing.

  60. 60
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    Nice to see Bliar “The Middle East Peace Envoy” (troughing about £250 ,000 per ann for his sterling work) has got full control of the situation

  61. 61
    The Growler says:

    OK so we know who the Liebore and UKip candidates so has lightning fast Con party chosen theirs yet, put your name forward Fawkesy, you could hardly worse than the present collection of Cons, come on it’s what you always wanted, gravy train etc plus you could be Rupe’s personal representative in the HoC.

  62. 62
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    The HoC wine seller must have taken a hammering last night , they have been in there all night talking shite about how to stop the terrorists
    Dave has come up with a classic “take their passports off them , so they cant go abroad” Well that will really help , as most of them didn’t have a passport to get in here you tit !

    The best bit is that banning them from comming back in to the country is “Unlawfull”under the laws of the European court for human shites , so returnees might have to wait a week or two before they can return to murder us
    i hope they dont feel too inconvenienced

  63. 63
    Bonkers Government says:

    Are the media too thick to realise that the Cardiff City centre NATO conference is the real reason for Dave’s heightened security alert.

    And just as the King had no Clothes why aren’t they printing the Blindingly obvious that the Centre of a British City is a Stupid place to hold a massive military conference?

  64. 64
    The Growler says:

    You can get all the healthcare you want provided you can afford to pay for it, long consultations with your doctor, major operations (which of course never go wrong in private health care), no good relying on health insurance, that also depends how much you can afford to pay, if you have a life threatening illness insurance companies always include exclusion clauses, and a maximum payout.

  65. 65
    England says:

    Get Hancock on the case,he’s the MP.

  66. 66
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    I hope the King family have a field day with the human rights court when this is over , they will now have Britain and Spain in the dock after they were refused access to their son

  67. 67
    The Growler says:

    I think Fakesy would beg to differ

  68. 68
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    The treatment is available abroad , and had been refused here they went to Spain to sell a property to pay the £90,000 for the treatment privately
    the authorities have lied all along on this one

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  70. 70
    Carswell says:

    You see I am really humble and not at all a pompous twat.

  71. 71
    Daniel Hannan says:

    er you conjugate verbs. Declensions aer for nouns. Or were you being ironic?

  72. 72

    Cameron will be too afraid to intervene in the King case, because there is a European Arrest Warrant involved

  73. 73
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Don’t forget the Chilcot Inquiry Report, and the Mitchell Plebgate Inquiry.

  74. 74
    Llareggub says:

    Fed up with wife swapping, try goat swapping

  75. 75
    Geography 4Jihadists says:

    Celtic Manor Hotel, Newport- its got three golf courses, Obama booked it.

  76. 76

    Thats what I ve been telling you for bloody months you freaking dystopian cretin.

    If you lost Scotland you d lose 40 odd Labour MP S and have something more substantial than a snowball in hell s chance of winning in May .

    But you illogically insist on supporting the Yes vote you poltroon !!


  77. 77

    …. ** by YES vote I mean you OPPOSE independence .


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  79. 79

    I recommend Anglesey.

    Goats , sheep ( sheeple?), a few crofters and the largesse brigade can all stay in a monastery for two days and fast for the good of their waistlines and cholesterol.

  80. 80

    I ll have to tell Johnny Ross !!!

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t know what dodgier – him or those bloody blue boots

  82. 82
    Johann Lamont says:

    It disnae matter any Mair. They Nats have just jumped up again in oor Maist controlled poll – You Gov.
    Result oot at 10pm.

    Nae mair UK

    Ah did am best Ed. I lied and lied, so did Gordon and Alistair (I think we should blame him in best Labour tradition)

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    This has all the hallmarks of NICE not being nice.

    Cost analysis benefit and all that.

    Maximum 5 visits from your doctor per year?

    Don’t people know theirs an Austerity on?

    Can’t serve God and Mammon.

  84. 84
    The Poor Old F***** says:

    Poor Old Rich…trying to follow the Ghee Dough line, which isn’t exactly clear in the first place.

  85. 85
    Welshman says:

    It was ever thus in the countryside.

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    Vote UKIP Even If They Are Pretty Useless says:

    Hmmm… I have to agree.

    Only thing I would add: the propaganda is not just state/socialistic…you get the same from Murdoch/Sky/CBI/Chambers of Commerce – they LOVE cheap immigrant labour. You get the same from the Churches and from charities.

    It’s a pretty much total system of opinion expressed through news, drama, films, novels and so on.

    And yet it has very little connection to reality as lived by people in this country (and you are right that people of immigrant background are also, rightly, worrying about future waves of immigration).

    It’s difficult not to despair.

    I guess it’s last chance saloon – have to vote UKIP as being the only way to sound the alarm.

    I think there will be a far bigger vote for UKIP than the political elite expect and they might even hold the balance of power, as Farage hopes.

    The way things are going they might pick up 10-20 seats.

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