August 30th, 2014

Do You Know Who I Am?


  1. 1
    Welshracer says:

    Know your privilege.

  2. 2
    Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

    Silly ignorant little girl. Appears to have many complexes all rolled into an irritating narrative.

    Glad to see she’s long, long past the anorexic phase though……

  3. 3
    dai laughing says:

    pompous ass: do you know who i am?

    bystander: don’t you?

  4. 4

    How can she be a Fellow unless some gender reassignment has taken place …These Americans, they’ll be giving 9-year-old girls machine guns next …

  5. 5
    Morbius says:

    bystander: do you know who I am
    pompous ass: no
    bystander: well you can fuck off then

  6. 6
    The people say says:

    Laurie, you clearly need to get some ethics ! So please keep lecturing this poor……..

  7. 7
    Birmingham City Council Dept. for Education says:

    She is a filthy white Western whore.

  8. 8
    A parson with an IQ higher than a mollusc's says:

    Since I never use Twátter, on account of having a brain, could someone tell me which of the two tweets came first? She was responding to his, or he to hers?

    Not that it really matters, I suppose.

  9. 9
    Taxed Enough Already says:

    Me neither! I once had a Facebook account by mistake and it took 3 months to cancel it. Leaving the Scientologists would be easier. Slightly fewer narcissist nutters amongst them too ….. apparently …

  10. 10

    They do not give them machine guns ,they only give them low velocity machine pistols .

  11. 11
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Silly bint needs to check her ethics.

  12. 12
    Anonymouse says:

    But she DIDN’T go to Eaton.

  13. 13
    Sane Politics - an oxymoron says:

    Laurie Penny and Owen Jones, a match made in lefties hell.
    Their wedding could be front page news in some quarters.

  14. 14
    Sane Politics - an oxymoron says:

    Classic answer is – No you have me at a disadvantage. But I know WHAT you are.

  15. 15
    Poor posh man! says:

    Right I’ve had enough of labour types getting their way and thinking they have some god given right to run this country just because they believe they are going to be the next government!

    Err hello labour but we are in the 2010 parliament at the moment and the tories comprehensively won the 2010 election and are the appointed and rightful sovereign government of her majesty the Queen.

    How about instead of dissing them the media and labour people respected the authority of David Cameron and Tory Party and respected the fact labour is not in charge. Labour are the losers, the opposition, the defeated people! The Electoral Trophy is currently at Tory HQ, not Labour HQ!

    David Cameron is Prime Minister of the UK, not Ed Miliband!

  16. 16
    I accept what you say, but... says:

    Yes, you are right but for how much longer is David Cameron PM for, and will it be of the UK or just England and Wales?

  17. 17
    UKIP are finished! says:

    Well UKIP cannot ever win so much as a parliamentary seat and never will. Votes for UKIP will simply knock out Tories and put Labour in with a huge majority next year. Nigel Farrage won’t even become an MP, and I think all UKIP coumcillors and MEP’s will lose their seats over the next 5 years or so. It will be like they never even existed!!!!

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Never heard of her. I had to google her to find out the first thing about her.

  19. 19
    LOL says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! UKIP finished?! Comedian are we?!!!

  20. 20
    Ralph the Rich Pensioner! says:

    Look – this isn’t particularly complicated science you know. I am a very humble arm chair student of politics. I am not an expert. But even I know that a vote for UKIP lets Labour MP’s and all the hangars on that go with them into Westminster. It will put Ed Miliband into Number 10!


  21. 21

    Ralph you are a daft pensioner ,vote with your conscience. they is no point in trying to second guess the voting intentions of others .

  22. 22
    Norm Normal says:

    Just given herself away as a champagne socialist. Insulated from the fallout of silly PC ideas.

  23. 23
    Turn a Tina says:

    There is no ‘first thing’ about her.

  24. 24
    Talking the truth says:

    I dont see how Ralph is being “daft”. He is stating an opinion on what he believes will happen if people who would normally vote Conservative vote UKIP in 2015.

    Now, whether it is right or wrong for people to vote UKIP is of course a personal decision for those people.

    I personally think Ralph is right in his assertion that it is likely a number of key constituencies that the Conservative Party might otherwise win next year are likely to be won by Labour if people shift to UKIP and Labour can attract or retain something above their core or swing vote.

    This I believebwould make it slightly more likely Mr Ed Miliband will become Prime Minister.

    If this happens, Mr Ed Balls will be Chancellor, Mz Harriet Harman will be Deputy Prime Minister, Mr Jack Dromey Minister for whatever, aMiss Yvette Cooper Home Secretary, Mr Andrew Burnham Minister for Hospital Scandals, Mr Sadiq Khan Justice Secretary and Mr Christopher Bryant Minister for Moaning!

    Were this to happen, my wife and I may well choose to retire early and head to the south of France next September!

  25. 25
    Mr Francois Edward Hollibande says:

    So you’re teachers then if retiring in September 2015? Remember to convert all your pounds into Euros before you get to Calais and cancel your NASUWT memberships!

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    The message to DaveyBoy may well be to listen to the electorate and try to regain some trust.

    Sick to death of Eurpoean meddling and uncontrolled immigration will see me vote for UKIP next year. That and the fact that the personality-free twot Jake Berry would be my tory option.

    I can’t see how 5 years of the labour nutters could be much worse than Dave and his wet bunch.

  27. 27
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    UKIP are winning many labour votes too. Miliband has as much to worry about Farage as Cameron. Stop assuming that UKIP voters are all ex Tories.

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