August 29th, 2014

Quote of the Day


  1. 1
    Nige says:

    If it doesn’t have two heads or a swastika tattoo, we’ll take it.


    • 2
      Toff Guido says:

      didn’t he fiddle expenses? thought UKIP were above all that, after all when you cream as much of them out of the EU, you don’t need to fiddle anything


    • 12
      Norm Normal says:

      I can’t help the nagging suspicion that Douglas has been a useful idiot in all this. Are UKIP laughing with him or at him? Time will tell.


      • 27
        More to come across? says:

        As Lord Ashcroft tweeted yesterday:

        “Do we now get the anonymous smearing of @DouglasCarswell after his defection to @UKIP #dontbesurprised”

        Then tweeted today:

        “Sadly I suspect many Tory voters doubt the sincerity of Cameron’s position on Europe. #needsbeefingup”


      • 36
        RWG says:

        Douglas Carswell is possibly the most clear thinking, most honourable man in the house of filth.




    • 14
      The two Muppets says:

      As long as the swastika tatoo is hidden .


    • 20
      Last Bastion says:

      While getting Carswell to defect was a coup, it could become a PR gift for the Tories if he loses the By-election, and what UKIP really need next is not another Conservative defection but one from Labour, then people will have to take them seriously.


      • 25
        Voter says:

        That’s right. If the electorate believes that the outcome of voting Ukip may be Con 4, Lab 4, Ukip 2, LD 1, then they might reconsider their options.

        As it is, they know that the outcome will be Lab 6, Con 3, LD 1, Ukip 1 (maybe).


      • 31
        inside out says:

        The Tories will select some dopey bird who hasn’t a clue where Clacton is or the makeup of the constituency.Blue collar,white flight from East London,older voters.Carswell has been good constituency MP he knows his voters reduced majority,but will win.


  2. 3
    táxpáyér says:

    “Tear down this wall” – Ronald Reagan

    “We don’t have a strategy” – Barack Obama

    Reagan:”Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: we win, they lose.”

    Obama:”We don’t have a strategy yet”


    • 9
      Norm Normal says:

      Well said, would Reagan or Thatcher have tolerated this? I think not, someone will have to give Putin a bloody nose at some point.


    • 24
      Anonymous says:


      And John Kerry’s threat a year ago to launch “an unbelievably small” strike against Syria.

      “That is exactly what we are talking about doing, unbelievably small, limited kind of effort.”

      At the end of the day, even that was an exaggeration.


      • 39
        The two Muppets says:

        Obama has a responsibility as the Leader of the sole world power .
        but he is a ditherer and I suspect just killing time until his term ends .


    • 44
      Cnidaria scyphozoa says:

      Putin: “When I had problems with muslims in Georgia, I sent in tanks and flattened entire towns”

      Cameron: “I issued a press statement saying that someone jolly well ought to resign”


  3. 4
    peter sharp says:

    Mountebanks one and all! Re-open Traitors Gate.


  4. 5
    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    The totalitarian UKIP Labour proxy party has ejected the parliamentary hopeful in Clacton, in order that the ‘man of conviction’ Carswell can stand

    hahahah….. thats how UKIP Labour roll you cun:t
    Now fuck off out of Clacton


    • 10
      Anonymous says:

      Totally incorrect
      The local parties PPC nomination still stands for the general election.
      For the by-election the NECs choice is standing.

      And yes there are huge similarities between UKIP and the Labour party of the 1970s like leaving the EEC.


    • 23
      Back1woodsman says:

      Thats some pretty desperate stuff from the multi talking to himself there !
      As someone who has always voted Conservative and knows how well Carswell is regarded by the Tory faithfull, you really are a deluded cnut.
      Biggest win of Ukips career to date, getting him.


      • 41
        The two Muppets says:

        It will be interesting to see what happens if Carswell wins his seat .
        He will be the only Ukipper in Parliament .
        Farage had better watch his back as Carswell would be calling the
        shots and of course he has already stabbed one leader in the back .


    • 45
      Si Koanilist says:

      You are the voice of tory reason, are you?


  5. 6
    Anonymous says:

    And your a twat.


  6. 7
    David Cameron says:

    Vote for me to ensure you exist to work.


  7. 8
    Hard Working family says:

    Have they come up with a replacement for Lady Butler-Sloss yet?


  8. 11
    albacore says:

    Oh my, so what are Dave’s remaining “Tory” lot?
    Conservative in clinging on to what they’ve got
    As for preserving all that’s left of the nation
    They’d as soon see it dumped in a reservation


  9. 12
    Winston says:

    Well said Davies


    • 29
      Historian says:

      You appear to be confused. Churchill would have approved of Carswell’s stand for real Conservatism.


  10. 15
    Headless Chickenservative says:

    Sounds like Phillip Davies is two brain cells short of an amoeba. Has he considered the utility to the world of not breathing out when he opens his mouth?


  11. 19
    Truthteller says:

    To Phillip Davies, Grow a pair.


  12. 22
    Redacted says:

    Phillip must be a loooong way to the left if he thinks Doug’s move to the right might be communism.


  13. 33
    EUSSR says:

    I thought we were the communists


  14. 35
    Dickless Dave says:

    Upped the terrorist threat level to take it off the lead story.


  15. 48
    Burkeian says:

    Philip Davies, here called a Tory Eurosceptic MP, seems as wide of the mark in his description of Carswell as it possible to be. Read Carswell’s statement on his own blog on the reasons for his leaving the ‘Conservative’ Party. It is as principled , rational and truly conservative a statement as could be wished. Add to this his decision to submit himself to a by-election under his new colours and you have a rare MP of courage and principle. Well done !


  16. 50
    Anonymous says:

    “Quote of the Day”
    There are only two ways to proceed in politics. Our wrong dogma driven way, and the right but now redacted way.
    The true aims of communism and capitalism are one thing. But when both are corrupted by elites, its something altogether different.


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