August 29th, 2014

Quote of the Day


52 Comments

  1. 1
    Nige says:

    If it doesn’t have two heads or a swastika tattoo, we’ll take it.

  2. 2
    Toff Guido says:

    didn’t he fiddle expenses? thought UKIP were above all that, after all when you cream as much of them out of the EU, you don’t need to fiddle anything

  3. 3
    táxpáyér says:

    “Tear down this wall” – Ronald Reagan

    “We don’t have a strategy” – Barack Obama

    Reagan:”Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: we win, they lose.”

    Obama:”We don’t have a strategy yet”

  4. 4
    peter sharp says:

    Mountebanks one and all! Re-open Traitors Gate.

  5. 5
    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    The totalitarian UKIP Labour proxy party has ejected the parliamentary hopeful in Clacton, in order that the ‘man of conviction’ Carswell can stand

    hahahah….. thats how UKIP Labour roll you cun:t
    Now fuck off out of Clacton

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    And your a twat.

  7. 7
    David Cameron says:

    Vote for me to ensure you exist to work.

  8. 8
    Hard Working family says:

    Have they come up with a replacement for Lady Butler-Sloss yet?

  9. 9
    Norm Normal says:

    Well said, would Reagan or Thatcher have tolerated this? I think not, someone will have to give Putin a bloody nose at some point.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Totally incorrect
    The local parties PPC nomination still stands for the general election.
    For the by-election the NECs choice is standing.

    And yes there are huge similarities between UKIP and the Labour party of the 1970s like leaving the EEC.

  11. 11
    albacore says:

    Oh my, so what are Dave’s remaining “Tory” lot?
    Conservative in clinging on to what they’ve got
    As for preserving all that’s left of the nation
    They’d as soon see it dumped in a reservation

  12. 12
    Winston says:

    Well said Davies

  13. 13
    Norm Normal says:

    I can’t help the nagging suspicion that Douglas has been a useful idiot in all this. Are UKIP laughing with him or at him? Time will tell.

  14. 14
    The two Muppets says:

    As long as the swastika tatoo is hidden .

  15. 15
    Headless Chickenservative says:

    Sounds like Phillip Davies is two brain cells short of an amoeba. Has he considered the utility to the world of not breathing out when he opens his mouth?

  16. 16
    The two Muppets says:

    Norm Normal you have it in one , A usefull idiot .

  17. 17
    George Osborne says:

    Vote for him for higher income taxes on success.

  18. 18
    Truthteller says:

    Dare you!!

  19. 19
    Truthteller says:

    To Phillip Davies, Grow a pair.

  20. 20
    Last Bastion says:

    While getting Carswell to defect was a coup, it could become a PR gift for the Tories if he loses the By-election, and what UKIP really need next is not another Conservative defection but one from Labour, then people will have to take them seriously.

  21. 21
    Dianne Abbot Nandos fan says:

    yes ian brady

  22. 22
    Redacted says:

    Phillip must be a loooong way to the left if he thinks Doug’s move to the right might be communism.

  23. 23
    Back1woodsman says:

    Thats some pretty desperate stuff from the multi talking to himself there !
    As someone who has always voted Conservative and knows how well Carswell is regarded by the Tory faithfull, you really are a deluded cnut.
    Biggest win of Ukips career to date, getting him.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Ha.

    And John Kerry’s threat a year ago to launch “an unbelievably small” strike against Syria.

    “That is exactly what we are talking about doing, unbelievably small, limited kind of effort.”

    At the end of the day, even that was an exaggeration.

  25. 25
    Voter says:

    That’s right. If the electorate believes that the outcome of voting Ukip may be Con 4, Lab 4, Ukip 2, LD 1, then they might reconsider their options.

    As it is, they know that the outcome will be Lab 6, Con 3, LD 1, Ukip 1 (maybe).

  26. 26

    They all lie and cheat – but at least he is doing it for UKIP now

  27. 27
    More to come across? says:

    As Lord Ashcroft tweeted yesterday:

    “Do we now get the anonymous smearing of @DouglasCarswell after his defection to @UKIP #dontbesurprised”

    Then tweeted today:

    “Sadly I suspect many Tory voters doubt the sincerity of Cameron’s position on Europe. #needsbeefingup”

  28. 28
    Norm Normal says:

    Phew, it’s hot in Tel Aviv today!

  29. 29
    Historian says:

    You appear to be confused. Churchill would have approved of Carswell’s stand for real Conservatism.

  30. 30
    Banned says:

    Chilcot will do it… when his Iraq war report comes out !

  31. 31
    inside out says:

    The Tories will select some dopey bird who hasn’t a clue where Clacton is or the makeup of the constituency.Blue collar,white flight from East London,older voters.Carswell has been good constituency MP he knows his voters reduced majority,but will win.

  32. 32
    inside out says:

    Has Miliband mentioned Rotherham yet?

  33. 33
    EUSSR says:

    I thought we were the communists

  34. 34
    Norm Normal says:

    My my, have I rattled someone’s cage/bedsit?

  35. 35
    Dickless Dave says:

    Upped the terrorist threat level to take it off the lead story.

  36. 36
    RWG says:

    Douglas Carswell is possibly the most clear thinking, most honourable man in the house of filth.

    Idiot?

    No.

  37. 37
    Norm Normal says:

    Morning BW, terror threat raised? How stressful for you, I suggest 3 extra layers of tinfoil untill it’s reduced.

  38. 38
    RWG says:

    “You’re”, peasant.

  39. 39
    The two Muppets says:

    Obama has a responsibility as the Leader of the sole world power .
    but he is a ditherer and I suspect just killing time until his term ends .

  40. 40
    Ed Miliband says:

    Will you shut the fuck up!?

  41. 41
    The two Muppets says:

    It will be interesting to see what happens if Carswell wins his seat .
    He will be the only Ukipper in Parliament .
    Farage had better watch his back as Carswell would be calling the
    shots and of course he has already stabbed one leader in the back .

  42. 42
    Cameron's Principles says:

    Two heads and a swastika tattoo, we’ll take it.

  43. 43
    The two Muppets says:

    Do you have to be a moose limb to get some action oop north?

  44. 44
    Cnidaria scyphozoa says:

    Putin: “When I had problems with muslims in Georgia, I sent in tanks and flattened entire towns”

    Cameron: “I issued a press statement saying that someone jolly well ought to resign”

  45. 45
    Si Koanilist says:

    You are the voice of tory reason, are you?

  46. 46
    The two Muppets says:

    Sock puppet .

  47. 47
    The two Muppets says:

    Yes .

  48. 48
    Burkeian says:

    Philip Davies, here called a Tory Eurosceptic MP, seems as wide of the mark in his description of Carswell as it possible to be. Read Carswell’s statement on his own blog on the reasons for his leaving the ‘Conservative’ Party. It is as principled , rational and truly conservative a statement as could be wished. Add to this his decision to submit himself to a by-election under his new colours and you have a rare MP of courage and principle. Well done !

  49. 49
    Rotherham mum says:

    If you tolerate this, then your children will be next.

    Oh … wait a minute.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    “Quote of the Day”
    There are only two ways to proceed in politics. Our wrong dogma driven way, and the right but now redacted way.
    The true aims of communism and capitalism are one thing. But when both are corrupted by elites, its something altogether different.

  51. 51
    cheerio says:

    Then you’re fucked.

  52. 52
    Anonymous is a TWAT says:

    Correct, RWG – and the shameless Anonymous pumps out more bloopers than most of the other posters added together. He also takes more medication than all the other posters combined.


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