August 29th, 2014

8 Tory MPs Headline is 2012 Re-Run

If the eight Tory MPs weighing up defection headlines sounded a little familiar this morning, it’s because they were a rehash from an old story that was debunked at the time. Here is what Stuart Wheeler told the Telegraph way back in 2012:

“I have had lunch secretly if you like, in a completely confidential way, with eight different Tory MPs. Each was promised by me that I would not tell any of the others, or anybody else except Nigel.”

While it makes for a nice story, Guido suspects Carswell is flying solo for the foreseeable future due to the unique circumstances of his own politics and seat demographics. He’s also set the bar very high as the precedent for any future defection from any political party to another – it must now come with a by-election.


  1. 1
    1,400 says:

    Feel the enrichment!

  2. 2
    DAVE says:

    Ah 2012. That’s WHEN I said 5 TIMES that there would be no EU REFERENDUM

  3. 3
    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    I hope to fuck Dorries is gonna fuck off to the Marxist Labour proxy party, right fucking now

  4. 4
    A rare Good man in Poitics says:

    On PM last night, they said they had not found one Tory who would stand against Carswell as they respect him too much and agree with him over Europe and Cameron.

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    Spoon Faced Dave says:

    The Tories are done for and hopefully Labour as well. Go UKIP.

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    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    ‘Labour done for’?
    With UKIP helping them?

    You farage political death cultists are thicker than constipated dog shit

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    British Citizen says:

    Where are the equal sized boundaries for constituencies which guarantee that ‘one man one vote’ means ‘one man, one equal vote’? A vote in some parts of Scotland is weighted to be equivalent to up to five votes in England.

    Our Parliament is an unfair sham, rigged to the benefit of the Labour, Tory SNP and Libdem Parties. Our electoral system is wide open to fraud and manipulation. Our ‘democracy’ is unrepresentative of the public will.

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    Barnacle Bill says:

    Treacherous Dave needs to p*ss off back to cornwall. Hopefully he’ll get swept out to sea on a lilo (fingers crossed) and captured by somali pirates.

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    Chuka moonlighting a a telecom technician says:

  10. 10
    Ed Miliband says:

    Oh goody! I think I’ll have Star Twek theme curtains in my Downing Stweet bedroom.

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    TGR Worzel says:

    Requiring a by-election has always been the case, so far as I am concerned. It is the only way the MP has any legitimacy once they’ve swapped sides.

    MP’s who swap sides and avoid the ballot box are nothing more than political opportunists, disreputable career politicians…

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    Alf Saif T says:

    So why is he wearing a hard hat when the danger is underground cabling?

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Ukip are taking votes off Labour too.

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Re the previous thread: The reason Goofy Ed has not said anything on Shaun Wright is that he is waiting for the nod from Wright saying he is going, then goofy can say “Wright should go”, and labour’s bbc can anounce it as if the goofy twat has done the deed, like a big powerfull goofy leader.

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    Daily Male says:

    Mohammed, whose name has been changed out of fears for his safety, was just 13 when he was made to attend one of the terror group’s camps in….

    I thought they were all named Mohammed. He’s had it now!

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    Cameron the heir to Blair says:

    There is no tory party while Cameron and Osborne are at the top.

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    stillwalkingintodarkness says:

    His DJing skills no doubt come in handy when it comes to electrical engineering problem solving and installation, what a colossal tool

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    All the somali pirates are in land in this part of the world.

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Were that to happen I’d gladly chip in for the ransom (for them to keep hold of him indefinitely).

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    Anonymous says:

    What s the point of a Tory MP defecting to another Tory party? Where is the difference between the two right of centre parties? Both do not like workers as they both want to end employment rights. Both do not like women, as when you read comments by UKIP selected and the Tories will not allow women to have any power in their party. Both parties want public spending cuts.
    Strange c0oncept moving from one party to another that us exactly the same. Brain not in gear by either defector or supporters. No wonder Britain is in a mess.

  21. 21
    South China post says:

    How English town let As**n sexual predators r*pe fourteen hundred children over sixteen years.

    Were famous.

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    stillwalkingintodarkness says:

    Rumours of a couple of labour MP’s going as well.

  23. 23
    Gutless says:

    Jesus, that safety hat looks essential for that photo op.

  24. 24
    Who's the dog shit? says:

    Keep voting Dave and keep swallowing dog shit.

    Some of us have learnt our lesson.

    Vote UKIP

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    Just revel in the moment David Cameron would not have wanted to see.

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    Dimmy Dave's Bumper Book of Broken Promises says:


    Vote for Eurotarded Dimmy Dave’s Unlimited Immigration Party!

    They’ve given a cast iron guarantee that if they get back in they won’t be completely and utterly crap again.

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    Anonymous says:

    Interesting idea with very little thought. “rigged to the benefit of the Labour, Tory SNP and Libdem …………. So why has there not been continual Labour governments?
    Bit more use of the grey matter needed one thinks. Glad you are UKIP. one hopes. I prefer people voting for the party I follow to at least do some thinking.

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    Rotherham Police Farce says:

    You’re all under arrest!

    No, not you Iqbal, as you were.

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    Daily Male says:

    71% of the electorate say Wright should emigrate to P4ki5tan and take 100% of them with him

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    David Cameron, boo hoo a Conservative moves to UKIP. That’s “regrettable behaviour”.

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    The Islammabad of Yorkshire says:

    It’s been many a long year since Rotherham was an “English” town.

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    The kids in Rotheram were multiculturally enriched courtesy of Labour

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    Cameron's Marxist Labour proxy party says:

    She’s already in them, m’duck.

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    When is it going to dawn on these morons who vote Liblabcon that they are being led by Oxbridge elitists who care nothing for plebs like us?

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    Norm Normal says:

    B-b-b-but it looks like spin…. twice? They have used this Tory defection headline twice now? Does this mean UKIP really aren’t any different from the other parties? My faith is badly shaken!

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    English Impatient says:

    When I was a boy, I enjoyed building sand defences against the incoming tide which of course always won.

    Daily I now fee the same way where the sand is England, the tide is unwanted invaders and each day my spade resistance reduces.

    Doctor, is this normal?

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    I never had a secret lunch with that man says:

    What has been happening in Rotherham is replicated through the country.

    We have approximately 350,000 rapists to bring to justice as soon as we leave the EU.

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    Anonymous says:

    Culture & Diversity innit…

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    Try using your name in campaigning for the tories says:

    If you are the sort of person that represents tory voters, then I’m out.

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    Health & Safety says:

    There’s scaffolding in the vicinity.

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    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    Agreed. Note the boarding-school educated Carswell and Farage, a City stockbroker, are in the same elitist club too.

  42. 42
    Norm Normal says:

    He doesn’t look busy enough. Needs a clipboard to go with that.

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    Cameron is a CUNT says:

    Has Cameron forgotten already that he too moved to UKIP? After repeatedly stating that he would not hold an EU referendum he finally moved to UKIPs osition. The difference is, Dave has stated that he and his government will campaign to remain as a full member of the political EU and not an associate member of a trading block.

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    Between 8 and 10, and Sun was talking about Labour MPs also.

    If Carswell wins it there may be a mini exodus, especially with the results from N’orth J’esmond last night.

    Food for thought on R’otherham. Properly defining the problem there as an insurgency opens up tried and tested COIN doctrine as a means for fixing the problem. Of course, destroying the political force that is supporting the insurgency, in this case Labour, is necessary.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    … said a Rotherham nonce.

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    Deport Nick Clegg says:

    And the hi-vis jacket. Essential for when you’re standing on a pavement, behind barriers.

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    A Spread Better says:

    There is no such thing as a free lunch.

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    Blimey says:

    Only 71%?

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Infidels, fools.

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    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    Is that you John Prescott?

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    Carry on up the 1970s class war says:

    Farage was a trader, not a stockbroker.

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    rick says:

    View the vibrancy.

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    Cameron is indeeed what you say says:

    What Dave says and what Dave does are very different things.

  54. 54
    R L Stevenson from Samoa says:

    There is no such thing as a free Scotland.

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    NORMAN TEBBIT. A real Tory says:

    “The House of Commons needs men like Douglas Carswell: I would not campaign against him”

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    I’m going to state the elephant in the room that the press are afraid to say. One of the reasons the police failed to act in Rotherham is fear of being branded racist and that is a direct result of the hysteria over Stephen Lawrence. Yes his death was tragic. He wasn’t a Mark Duggan type. But such has been the disproportionate reaction for going on 21 years that the police now feel unable to take action for fear of an outcry. It is the left who have created this atmosphere and they share the blame, as it was fucking leftie social workers who covered up the abuse to keep their socialist agenda of multi-culturalism going.

    I hope Shaun Wright, Joyce Thacker and all the others responsible die a slow painful death.

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    This is the only scaffold that Chuka Umunna knows of

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    Rotherharm Police Farce says:

    There is no such thing as a free pass.

    (unless you’re from Rotherham and have certain characteristics which cannot be mentioned at the moment in time)

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    Anonymous says:

    Have you ever taken the rather unique opportunity to attend an open meeting held by UKIP. the kind of meeting that the other parties were too sacred to have?

    Once you have and seen the demographic distribution then you might be able to comment.

    To quote the Marxist left “check your privileges” and the corresponding retort “check your competences”
    You Sir, appear to fail on both accounts.
    (This could apply to most of the house of commons)

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    Rotherharm Police Farce says:

    That and the suppression of news involving white victims of non-white gangs.

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    When will you people realise that to quote your hero, “we will never surrender”. We are here to stay, to fly our flag and burn your churches. You would do well to find another land, Falk Land perhaps?

    Ha ha ha ha ha

    Vote for me, but if not I will arrange the correct result later.

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    Bojo says:

    I’ll stand against him. Me Me Me, I represent the ME party.

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    Spoon Faced Dave says:

    Sadly, yes. And unfortunately many do nothing, except accept palliative care.

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    Volcano erupts, planes cancelled .

    Cash strapped Brits benefitting from the strong pound stranded on beaches all over mainland Europe.

    Prime Minister David Cameron says…………………

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    Anonymous says:

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Are you allowed to say spade resistance. You need multi=cultural training. Go straight to Rotherham.

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    The two Muppets says:

    He should have stayed with his Party and campaigned from within .

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    ……fuck all.

    Now, Mr Dave about our immigrating deal….

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….I had thought that well educated people at the top of government, would be a good thing,but, I believe their education has blinded them to what is and has happened to this once, lovely country, the land of Shakespeare and Elgar! Obviously,a good education is not the only qualification required to be a good politician,or a Number 10 team member!..Much more is needed; …empathy,foresight,kindness,pragmatism, love of country,and,a will to see things through, to name a few!…Sadly lacking in the present team!…UKIP , our only hope of getting our country back, in my opinion!

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    Shaun Woodward says:

    I agree.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Please don’t mention Rotherham, please Len make it go away.

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    The two Muppets says:

    Well change the Tory leadership from within then ,no need to desert.

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    When it’s white working class kids being r@ped the elite win’t give a shit.

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    The last Labour government was so bad, with a record swing against, that due to their gerrymandering of the boundaries only a hung parliament was possible rather than the more correct replacement with the Conservatives.

    If Labour had been less bad then we would be in the situation of continual Labour governments you suggest. As it stands, Labour redrew the electoral map to guarantee either a win, or UK being put into a quasi-ungovernable state in the event of a loss.

    When fixed term governments are added into the mix it becomes clear why this is not the best situation, and also why it is not likely to be fixed either.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Just get Nigel Farage to sort out the volcano, he’ll make it stop.

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    They were NOT in fear of being called racists, that is a get out ,no they deliberately hid the facts to cover up the racial aspects in order to protect muslims from public anger.

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    Since when have the Tories cut public spending? It’s still going up.

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    The two Muppets says:

    I expect that Carswell will be on Milibands Xmas card list now .

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    The Growler says:

    “Carswell is flying solo for the foreseeable future due to the unique circumstances” his seat is not what you would call an ultra safe jobbie for life constituency and he saw UKip nibbling at his majority, so in all probability he would be out on his ear if he stood for the Cons, so I am apt to agree with you Geedes. Voters are getting more and more vext with prima donna politicos, very often they are not seen unless really needed by a constituent or for a photo op, they often don’t listen, probably more so the greater the majority they have, UKip offers a possible change but if they end up as doing the same as the present incumbants, they with be thrown out next time. Having said that, there are MPs of all parties who take their job seriously and conscientiously, and do their best for all their constituents.

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    Jack Russell says:


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    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    Ah, even better paid! Farage’s father was a stockbroker. After working in the city Nigel Farage became a career politician with the Conservatives and then UKIP. A member of the club.

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    Persona non grata says:

    Welsh Ukip MEP urges politicians across Wales to follow Douglas Carswell’s lead and defect

    “I’m not at all surprised because he’s a man of absolute principle… I don’t think it’s a good judgement on his part to have moved to Ukip [but] you won’t hear me say anything at all negative about Douglas Carswell.”

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    Jack Russell says:

    Far@h Sass00n wouldnt agree…..

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    Wiki Reader says:

    Is this you Woodward:
    “He added a seventh property to his property portfolio in January 2010 and now has a £1M apartment in an alpine resort, along with a £1.35M London flat, a £7M property in the Hamptons, a £5M villa in Mustique, a house in the south of France, a £2M townhouse and a modest £85,000 home in his St. Helens constituency.”

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    Douglas Carswell says:

    It’s ok, I’ve got the political journalists interested in a new story now. Time to move on.

    Look at me, look at me on the TV! I was on TV yesterday, BBC, ITV and Sky. My mum said I was even on Channel 5. Look at me.

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    Norm Normal says:

    It’s a leftard troll who is too thick to google. Remember female conservative leader and PM, or the 3 female chairmen of the party in the last 10 years?

    Why do the left persist with that nonsense? Fuck off and write some fake letters to a local paper you astroturfing gobshite.

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    Labour’s real legacy:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The Growler says:

    Borus, I think you cross all the t’s and dot all the i’s, Borus v UKip, great fight

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    Penny Red says:

    Where are the leftist protests against P*kistani p*edophile gangs? these aren’t Gazan children.So there won’t be any.

    Ideology before morality, you bloody idiots.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just washed his hair.

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    Is that all independence is worth? Scots try to sell their referendum votes on EBAY for as little as £1.04

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

    My “votes” are powered by minders not money. Free free free. Ha ha ha ha.

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    Well said that man. says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Oh Chuckie I’ve warned you about playing with those rough bt boys.

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    The Growler says:

    Very often a first at Oxbridge in PPE does not mean that they have not got a 3rd in joined up thinking and common sense

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    Twatwatch says:

    You can’t have a successful career and then BECOME a career politician you complete mong.

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    Facts says:

    “Democracy” is nothing but a five year dictatorship anyway.
    “Parties” are nothing but gangs of self-enrichers running their organised crime.

    Vote Independent or don’t vote at all. Don’t give parties the mandate to rule you.

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    Norm Normal says:

    One spark of goodness out of all of this is the lifting of the PC veil from leftard eyes.

    I imagine the large number of lady journos listening to stories of the most disgusting and brutal gang ràpès will bring some reality to their view of the world.

    May be some time before someone mentions religion of peace again?

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    The kids in Rotherham have certainly had a mouthful of cultural enrichment. Enough to gargle with.

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    Google Hollie Greig says:

    Come to Aberdeen and I shall tell you all about it.

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    Persona non grata says:

    Bunfight at Shire Hall. LibLabCon councillors want to pay themselves more, UKIP councillors object.

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    SNP want Scotland to be nuked on the 11th of September 2014 says:

    You don’t think that would really happen?

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    \/ says:

    You could relocate them to Palestine, if they say that God promised them that land.

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    Hypocrite Hunter says:

    Don’t go shooting your mouth off too much, Shlomo, in Israel 30% of sex crime is against minors.

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    The Growler says:

    Doug has felt the UKip teeth snapping at the heels of the Cons and Liebore and those teeth seem to be sharp, could be self preservation. How much is this by election going to cost? Technically a voter votes for a candidate at an election not a party but of course it is the political parties which are really being voted for.

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    Anonymous says:

    Been quiet since 17th August.

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    Anonymous says:

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    If you want scandal you'll get scandal says:

    No doubt your shit stirring is going to increase as the referendum draws ever nearer, but you might not even get your vote if you continue. I have recorded numerous videos of your harassment. Three of the Directors of CityLink Telecommunications were Scottish. It would certainly explain why Gordon Brown did what he did. What? you think there is no evidence linking him to Alex Salmond…

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    A laftard says:

    No one in the Labour party is rich or went to private school, all labour politicians are women.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Nothing to do with the scaffolding which is there coincidentally in someone’s private property. This is just the work of the H&S Nazis. Never mind that your brain could fry under plastic helmet, you gotta where the damn thing in case you bang your head on the door of the junction box.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:


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    HenryV says:

    Can we have our country back please?

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    Beatle watch says:

    A real live Beatle, well almost.

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    rick says:

    That’s what they said about the EU – that it could be changed from within. Some things are beyond change, and must be junked and replaced.

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    Chinky Davey says:

    In the UK 100% (rounding) of sex-crime is by muzzies who make up only 4% of the population.

    Boot out muzzies to fight crime

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    rimmer says:

    Get used to it Dave. I was a lifelong Tory voter for nearly 3 decades and in the Euros moved over to vote UKIP and will keep voting for them including at the General Election. Is that ‘regrettable behaviour’?

    Yesterday I read that 560,000 foreigners invaded Britain in just the last 12 months. And did you do anything to try to stop this? No. You worked tirelessly though to redefine legally the word marriage to include two gay men.

    Fuck you. It’s probably too late for England as the ethnic cleansing has now gown so far but I’ll go down fighting.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    There’s nothing like an open mind and his is nothing like one. Talk about stereotyping prejudices, this marxist bozo has the lot. No wonder he is anonymous.

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    British Citizen says:

    “rigged to the benefit of the Labour, Tory SNP and Libdem …………. So why has there not been continual Labour governments?

    Because the rigged system also benefits incumbents in the Tory, SNP and LibDem parties, who all get to dip their bread. If it didn’t, they’d have reformed it.

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    Chinky Davey says:

    Stephen Lawrence was a gang member and the MSM covered it up.

    He was one of the first MSM narrative actions, where the truth was hidden as it didn’t aid what the left were trying to do.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    It’s not a problem in Islington so it doesn’t exist.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Just as long as they don’t accept any Libdem perverts.

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    Redacted says:

    So he should be more loyal to his party than to his constituents? Is that it Kermit? This is what is wrong with the Westminster cartel, precisely why he has left. He believes it is in the best interests of the people that voted for him.

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    táxpáyér says:

    The left always need others to sacrifice and what’s 1400 working class girls compared to their utopia that’s just around the corner if we sacrifice a few more.

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    Jimmy says:

    Comment of the year but remember that’s every year so several million new labour voters every decade while the best and brightest Brits under 40 are emigrating – we’re finished I fear.

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    táxpáyér says:

    It’s easier to steer a ship from the bridge, unless it’s hit an iceberg, then it’s best to head for a lifeboat.

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    Do I detect the bitter socialist envy of those who are more successful in life than themselves , who think everything should be dragged down to their level of non attainment .

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    Redacted says:

    Lock up your daughters here’s Bojo – sounds more like a Liebourite.

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    What a coincidence says:

    Strange that there just happened to be a photographer around to record chukka’s visit to a street telephone cabinet.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    You can understand now why they keep their women hidden and covered in their own countries. It is not about respecting women, or even disrespecting them, but about protecting them from what has befallen these young girls.

    If goats and donkeys aren’t safe you can see why they need to lock up their daughters in Inner and Outer Labiastan.

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    Redacted says:

    @ Growler
    Usually they get a first in common purpose.

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    HenryV says:

    True. I think I am hearing of something every 6 to 8 weeks. Always one victim always attacked by a group whose identity is sketchy. Or the details given are deliberately excluded. Most police reports I hear often mention that the police are looking for suspects with such and such broad description. But some crimes just numbers are given. Oddly precise numbers. But details of the perpetrators not given.

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    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    Ah, so Farage was a successful trader then. Must make him a millionaire too!

    Nice for some, no wonder he’s so out of touch with ordinary people. He probably thinks Working Class is a rail carriage.

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    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    You want a public sector inquiry to tell us what we know already?

    Are you a lawyer looking to cash in?

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    táxpáyér says:ápé-gangs-the-disturbing-role-of-Britain-s-leading-child-welfare-charity

    Among the more nauseating spectacles of the Rotherham child rápé scandal has been the squirming evasion and shameless attempts at face-saving by the various authority figures whose job it supposedly was to prevent such horrors happening.

    One of them is a man named Javed Khan. He is the head of Britain’s largest children’s charity Barnardo’s which now stands accused of having known about the Muslim rápé gang problem for well over a decade – but which chose to do next to nothing to confront it

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    Norm Normal says:

    In the north all senior police officers fear a recurrence of the Bradford riots. An incident which damaged many careers due to the left wing labour witch hunt that followed.

    Public order is the priority. That is why victims are ignored, statistics are fudged, evidence is lost and the press muffled.

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    Their dress is their own affair.

    In the old countries this activity is deterred by the penalty of death.

    However, placing the honour of the family on the women and then having Labour introduce a bunch of perverts does not help.

    In the UK this remains a political Labour problem.

    Labour have no political legitimacy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Essex says:

    Nonsense. You will fight and you will win.

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    Listen and WEEP says:

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    Blast of cold air from the cold war to the east:

    The soldiers who are showing up dead in R’ussia having been unofficially killed in U’kraine (because they are officially not there) is causing some tension.

    How to shut the mothers up ? Declare them foreign spies, and if they don’t get the hint: Gulag. Simples.

    Labour perpetrated something similar here with their ‘rac!sm’ labels.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Essex says:

    Boris is now just a soggy, middle of the road, non-entity. Running London has turned him into a showboating, common purpose stooge.

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    Hamspam Chowder says:

    Don’t like having your nose rubbed in diversity ??

    It will be our country soon, thanks to the Labour shower in office during The Reign of Terror, 1997-2010.

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    PC World says:

    Winterval. We don’t do that one any more.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Don’t talk out of your stupid arse you jealous prat. He is successful so you feel the need to knock him.

    The guy has been pounding the streets and pubs of Britain so I am sure he has met one or two of the working class (note lowercase) but I bet he doesn’t type cast people like you. UKIP draws from all classes.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    It’s only a deterrent if they are caught. Better to prevent the risk by hiding the women from men whose religion lets them treat women as chattels.

    Vote UKIP :)

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    BBC Newsdesk says:

    Old news chum. We’re not in the slightest bit interested

    Thankfully the non-story has moved on from the enrichment of Yorkshire to the far more serious situation in Clacton (so we don’t need to hold our Labour colleagues to account, nor have our on policy of political conformity and multiC challenged).

    We will however be holding the microscope up to the huge divisions within the Tory Party and the downfall of Cameron.

    All hail Douglas Carswell. He’s our hero.

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

  148. 148

    The facts of the Rotherham case are simple , the Police and the local authority connived to hide from the public the extent of the mass rape of white schoolchildren by muslim Pakistanis ,motivated by the urge to hide the extent of crime carried out by ethnic minorities.
    This was done for the following reasons
    To safeguard the Labour majority in the towns of the north of England
    To prevent the indigenous population from knowing the true evil of the alien wedge
    To ensure the continued support of Labour by immigrants
    To ensure Labour could continue to scream Racist at any one who dared to question the mass immigration initiated by themselves.
    To rub the noses of the victims in diversity , to leave them in no doubt as to who will be in charge in the future

  149. 149
    still walking into darkness says:

    yeah, guess what ethnicity the 29% are, in other words, a lot of the Asian community are voting to repatriate themselves as well

  150. 150
    Consider this ... says:

    Do you not think the party deserted HIM and other proper Tories?

  151. 151
    Interesting says:

  152. 152
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Amen to that.

  153. 153

    Point is they do not treat their women that way.

    That is a UK media distortion.

    Reality is: The women have the honour of the family etc. invested in them. That is a special privilege. The fathers usually have to pay dowry for their daughters to marry also.

    The dress the women generally do not complain about wearing. It tends to give them a sense of identity and power. In their culture it is highly symbolic.

    It is also the women who principally keep their menfolk radicalised one way or another. The sexual jihad stuff is a super extreme version of that.

    You are right it is a deterrent if caught, but in those cultures unlike the pit into which Labour has taken the UK, traditional values and morality does kick in.

    Having an individual sense of moral right and wrong which is backed up by strict enforcement of law is what minimizes risks.

    Labour undermining that in the UK has directly led to the child r’ape problem in the UK.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  154. 154
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Ed said anything yet re Rotherham? Of course not. But if Emma Thompson gets a headache, you can bet he’ll tweet about it.

  155. 155
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Joyce Thacker lost a fight with the ugly nuke.

  156. 156
    Gerard Butler says:

    I am currently filming the sequel to 300. Called 1400 and filmed entirely in Rotherham, it entails an army of Taxi dr1vers who are oppressed and have full sacs.


  157. 157
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Defecting from a non-conservative party to a conservative party, you mean, as anyone with a grain of intelligence would know! As you are a troll, I suspect you do not have much of that.

  158. 158
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    I’m going to put on True Lies later so I can enjoy watching muzees getting killed for two hours. Great politically incorrect fun.

  159. 159


    Vote UKIP :-D

  160. 160
    David Cameron says:

    Vote for me to ensure your countryside is turned in a housing estate for people who want destroy us.

  161. 161
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    He has true Socialist credentials, oh and didn’t he marry the money?

  162. 162
    Vladimir Putin says:

    All of my troops are on their summer holidays…in Ukraine.

  163. 163

    Oh, and the captured soldiers in Ukraine ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  164. 164

    World War Tweet ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  165. 165
    The Lib Lab Con says:

    “He’s also set the bar very high as the precedent for any future defection from any political party to another – it must now come with a by-election.”

    Not really, defecting MP’s don’t ‘have’ to call a by-election.

    Yes, I give you that its comendable and perferable.

    But many MP’s have defected before and not called a by-election so its far from obligitory.

    Of course the MSM would love to set the bar higher as its suits them, eh Guido ?

  166. 166
    Loofah Ratman says:

    Vote Labour and we will achieve that objective within the five year term.

  167. 167
    Polly Toynbee says:

    Just keep them away from my villa in Tuscany and my mansion in London.

  168. 168
    C.O.Jones says:

    Ed is useless. Stuffed with a failed idealogue from a young age he is incapable of independent thought. A true leftie.

  169. 169
    Norm Normal says:

    It was on the cards… difficult to explain away all those dead troops to the families.

    Looks like those empty aid trucks returned full?

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    What ever happened to Britain’s skinhead mobs…will no one in this shithole stand up to these muzzy fuckers?.

  171. 171
    C.O.Jones says:

    Tough on Crimea and tough on the causes of Crimea.

    Forget world war, Putin is a nationalist, not an internationalist.

  172. 172
    The Lib Lab Con says:

    The UK has clearly been holed below the waterline for over 20 years now for which 1400 young girls are reaping the benefits in places like Rotherham.

    Time to man the lifeboats, time to ditch what isn’t working.

    Carswell did an outstanding thing yesterday.

  173. 173
    Tony Blair says:

    I star r@ped this country and now I live abroad. You can’t seriously expect me to live in this shithole. I’m now very rich thanks to everyone who voted Labour. You see, saying ‘it’s all Thatcher’s fault’ really did prove a winner.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

  175. 175
    Tony Blair says:

    Arse r@ped, not star. Bloody predictive text.

  176. 176
    Don Ox says:

    They got me first

  177. 177
    Laurie Penny says:

    No comment. But I’ll happily comment all day about evil white English men.

  178. 178
    Boris backs call amnesty for illegal immigrants says:

    Let it never be forgotten, that Boris is a traitor and part of the problem, not the bloody solution.

  179. 179

    They removed a lot of their garbage from Ukraine. Straight to landfill in M’oscow.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  180. 180
    Norm Normal says:

    LOL vranyo -from Russia with lies. The summer holiday one was the best yet.

  181. 181

    He is drawing others in. He plays by proxy abroad.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  182. 182
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    It was UKIP’s threat to steal so many dissilusioned tory MPs that caused Cameron to make his fake promise to renegotiate and offer a referendum based on the outcome of that renegotiation.

    It was that fake promise that was enough to allow Tory MPs to abandon their principles and cling to the tory gravy train by foolishly and deceitfully passing off that fake promise as real and substantive.

    Carswell, being a man of honour, has blown the lid on the great tory lie, and has kindly done so with enough time before the election for tories to have a re-think.

    They have to produce something real, tangible and substantive to even get former tory UKIP voters to even begin to think about considering a return to voting tory in 2015.

    Actually holding a full, honest all the way in or all the way out referendum will just about do it. They could tell the Lib Dems to go fuck themselves, use do some sort of deal with labour Eurosceptics and use the Parliament act and force it through before the election next year.

    Of course it is not going to happen, purely because there is not the political will to do so, because the tory leadership it completely focused and dedicated on staying IN the EU and hope to rig some sort of referendum to give a fig-leaf of democratic mandate to remaining in, and going a lot further in.

  183. 183
    Joss Taskin says:

    Can’t we just bang on about interminably about Clacton Kippers ?

  184. 184
    táxpáyér says:

    The problem is that Dave’s been shown to have no principles and to be dishonest.

  185. 185
    Dr Death says:

    Camoron mocked the EDL as being deluded and sick…oh the fucking irony…

  186. 186
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    All that effort by Tony Blair, Charles Clarke, Dr John Reid, Paul Boateng, Alan Johnson,
    Nick Raynsford, Lord Rooker, Alun Michael, Jaquci Smith, Margaret Hodge, Ivor Caplin, Lord Filkin, Baroness Ashton of Upholland, Stephen Ladyman, Paul Goggins,
    Estelle Morris; only to see Rotherham Council fuck things up.

    They must be so gutted, unless of course they realised that multi disciplinary teams would simply find ways of evading responsibility when things went wrong.

  187. 187
    Broken record says:

    We get it, you hate Jèws and don’t care what crimes muslims commit.

  188. 188
    C.O.Jones says:

    All his “aggressive” actions over the last few years from Chechnya, Georgia, former Russian territories in the Ukraine etc were all within the Russian sphere of influence. He is not kicking ass in the Middle East, Africa or South East Asia.

    We only have to hope that his view of the Baltic States is that of a pre WW2 pragmatist.

  189. 189
    A nonny mous says:


  190. 190
    C.O.Jones says:

    Forgot to add.


  191. 191

    He is. They fight by proxy there.

    The restoration of the R’ussian E’mpire requires measures to make the globe more in tune with its vision rather than that of its enemies.

    V’enezuela via Cuba is a good case in point. As is the odd goings on in S’udan, and of course who really controls AQ / IS.

    He’ll hold off challenging NATO, but the civil defence checks suggest that such a challenge is not out of his cards.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  192. 192
    A nonny mous says:

    Call me Dave is a liar.

    He looked very uncomfortable in his interview yesterday.

    Like a man who knows he’s been caught lying, again.

    Because of Carswell, Camerons days are limited. He’s busted.

  193. 193
    Is Carswell up to a bit of democracy? says:

    The nearest to a voters 100% democracy are the occasional referendums.
    Rest of the time its representative democracy, a 100th of 1% democracy. I am not saying it is worse way.

    Is appropriate given limitations of people: lack of knowledge, ideas, personal resentments, inability to make a decision.

    A politian is in a better position to make the right decision, but at any one time there are plenty of people outside parliament who can make better decision. How do we choose those people? Then when I can keep my vote everytime to request somebody to use it?

    We have an internet, for every vote in Parliament, I could chose who can use, delegate it, or vote myself. Most of the time I would happily delegate it. I would be even happier if had awareness over the inclinations of your representative before the day of voting, influences up to and a three sentence description of why they vote.

    To get the democratic show on the road, I would want all MPs, in there own words, covering a few sentences, put together in the voting lobby, why they vote that way, misgiving and change of mind.

  194. 194
    The Religion of Peace says:

    But there are loads of jih@di free benefits… so we can practice FGM and mussie indoctrination full time.

    You stupid kuffars pay us to destroy your own country. You deserve everything you infidels get.

    Alllaaaaahhhhhhhh Aaakkkkkkkbbbaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

  195. 195
    Dr Death says:

    Highly unlikely unless his li lo is blown off course and sails down Market St in Manchester….

  196. 196
    The Religion of Peace says:

    Inshallah brother.


    Vote ISIS
    Vote Often
    Vote LibLabCon

  197. 197
    Oldie but Goodie. says:

    Thats why you never see any mooslims in Star Trek..because its set in the future…

  198. 198
    The Religion of Peace says:

    Inshallah brother.


    Vote ISIS
    Vote Often
    Vote Lib Lab or Con.

  199. 199
    Anonymous says:

    He’d have been poorer but happier if he’d married his butler. It’s all a convenience really ;)

  200. 200
    HenryV says:

    These days star raped is quite common.

  201. 201
    John Bellingham says:

    For 50 years the public’s enthusiasm for restoring the death penalty has never dipped below 51% being for, yet there has never been any consideration of the public’s view at all.

  202. 202
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Public order can easily be regained by the use of rubber bullets and water cannon.

    As most rioters are actually looters they won’t actually take the risk of getting hurt. Unlike in NI where they do it to pass the time!

  203. 203
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    That seems to me to be the American or Candian equivalent of our very own Pat Condell.

    Words dripping with truth of the sort that our BBC and all but one of our elected Parliamentarians will fight to suppress.

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    He was also a dealer operating out of his area, so I am led to believe.

  205. 205
    RWG says:

    Rumour has it that he was dealing outside his area when the event happened.

  206. 206
    Anonymous says:

    You Lying Basterd

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:


  208. 208
    Tory Filth says:

    We did nothing to stop the Rotherharm happenings, but we’ll make bloody sure we play politics with the r@pings.

  209. 209
    Get Rid of Scotland of Tory Marxists-Lite says:

    “Ah, even better paid!”

    The average toilet cleaner is probably better paid than a thick mong like you.

  210. 210
    Genghis old chap says:

    Their intention was clear –

    Yesterday it was announced that the birth rate of immigrants in the UK has fallen.

    It was suggested in my pub last night, that this because the immigrant men are shagged out from raping all of the English girls.

    I don’t believe this myself of course, but it is an issue to consider – the Labour Party moves in mysterious ways

  211. 211
    The Growler says:

    @ Redacted, yup, plus a first hons in troughing

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    it is said of Z list celebs, “Would attend the opening of an envelope”. Here we have proof that Chuka would not only attend the opening of a BT cabinet, he would tweet about it, too.

  213. 213
    VoteNigeGetEd says:

    Feel a bit sorry for Carswell. He seems like a nice guy but a bit of an innocent abroad.

    Farage has used him fairly ruthlessly for publicity purposes.

    Mind you, Nige certainly has urinated on Cameron on this one.

    Given we are always being told that Cameron is all about PR, how come he is usually to be found on the back foot, struggling with the latest presentational disaster?

  214. 214
    LickitLily says:

    Mohamed is the most popular boys’ name this year – and next year?
    2 million illegals here already and growing. No wonder Call Me Dave is demanding 2 million new homes be built and inflicting the bedroom tax on the poor. Immigrants need the accommodation. Sad state of affairs but this is what you get when you elect traitors to Parliament.

  215. 215
    Aardvark says:

    Its all over bar the shouting.

    Within 20 years Britain as we know it will be utterly destroyed by 3rd world immigration.

    Look at Paris today, or Brussels or Malmo.

    We’re on the edge of ruin.

    There is no other conclusion

  216. 216
    Temporary Deputy Chief in Control of Childrens' non-services. says:

    I was totally unaware that some Pakistanis were living in my area.
    Or that children were in danger. No one told me. I was very busy studying the racing results. I can’t be expected to know everything that’s going on altho’ I DO know Gerald is having an affair with George from Stationery.
    I will not be resigning and will firmly resist any efforts to unseat me, especially from Gerald and George.

  217. 217

    who dressed him up like Bob The Builder?

    Did anybody really believe he would get his elegant hands dirty by
    “pulling a length” ……. of cable ?!

  218. 218

    Indeed — a spanner.

  219. 219
    Bloke says:

    Fuck you Dave you lying, treasonous Cnut.

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    Best get your arse of the sofa then.

    Stop shouting at the telly.

    Where shall we meet?

    The White Cliffs of Dover?

    If we and a few immigration officers can’t keep the hordes at bay then
    what is left for England?

    As a reference youtube : Rob Wilton: The Day War Broke Out.


  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    It was never your country in the first place.

    Mrs Thatcher allowed us all to get into debt which is basically borrowing future wages. City of London invaded by Yanks and so on.

    With her policies what she forgot was, that if you didn’t have any wages ( i.e . you were unemployed ) you couldn’t pay your future wages back.

    The ” too big to fail banks” have done the same. The difference being that we bailed them out whereas the ordinary borrowers were hung out to dry.

    I forsee Debtors Prisons in the future.

    Tread carefully.

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