August 28th, 2014

WATCH: Tanned Dave Responds On Camera to Carswell


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    David Cameron says:


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      David Cameron says:

      I’ve been clear, the best thing for Britain is to get a new Prime Minister.

      Liked by 1 person

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        Stay in the EU on Dave’s terms or leave makes the case for illegal secession.

        Not cool.

        Not been the best month for C’ameron all things considered.

        Vote UKIP :-D


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          Toxic Labour for Parasites, bring back the workhouses. says:

          Cameron will now be forced to leave the eugh with any luck.

          Liked by 1 person

          • It would be better if the UK public were calmly asked, a political consensus formed here and then life progressed in a natural direction.

            UKIP are positioned such that if the UK decides to remain in they will be able to maintain good relations with the Federation, and also work the right way to help it reform.

            If the UK decides to exit – likewise.

            For Federation to work properly one needs the power to flow from the people to the top. If you reverse that flow you end up with R’ussia.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • A nonny mous says:

            Dave looks like he is shitting himself.

            He looks like a liar whose lies have been exposed.

            Long live the king… The king is dead.

            Liked by 1 person

          • Bloke says:

            Fuck right off Dave you quisling twat.


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      Apthorpe says:

      Fleshy Dave looking like more like a loser with every passing day. Let’s not forget he could not beat McMental outright last time and all he’s done since then is follow the same EU Corporatist/Fderal agenda. He’s not reduced the size of the state, nor the increasing intervention of the state in individuals lifes. He is reluctant to say the least to contemplate any kind of relationship with Europe that is not part of the EU.

      He in short has really little faith in the nation known as Britain and the ability of ordinary voters to make choices that are binding on their elected representatives.
      Millibean is a danger but to be honest if the only way to get the Conservative party back on track might be 18months of a Labour minority government over 2015-16 then its a price worth paying. If we have some UKIP MP then I think there will be real change in the Conservative party pretty quick.
      We’ll soon see.

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        Anonymous says:

        The conservatives have been out in force doing the rounds and everyone of them have read the exact same script. Are they incapable of offering an opinion about Carswell without the robotic rhetoric? These people are running the country yet they follow a script to the letter without the slightest deviation. It looks pathetic.

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    The Liberal Left says:

    Great news, a whitey charged as a p’edo in Rotherham! Let’s focus on this instead of the other 1,400 to prove it wasn’t all racially motivated!

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      Ed Miliband says:

      Show us your Bobbies Helmet then Mr.

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      BBC News says:

      Oh goody! We’ll focus on this story and blow it out of all proportion to justify our preconceived ideas.

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      Genghiz the kahn says:

      Charged on August 21st, SYP in a spot of bother wait until today.

      Now what about the big boys and girls in positions of power, who made decisions not to investigate, not to take action.

      Looks like a little pig being thrown to the wolves.

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      Ethel Purley says:

      As soon as i saw that I thought ‘it’s going to be one of the fucking AKI cocksucking pigs’

      Liked by 1 person

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Well, that’s clear tanned Dave wants us in, and with him that is precisley where we will stay.

    Liked by 1 person

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    Labour are Monsters says:

    Vote UKIP.

    Liked by 1 person

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    Oxbridge - Doh - Dave says:

    I’m off again to Rick Steins at Padstow, it’s all a bit tricky up here!

    I am THE living proof that no matter how rich one’s parents or the sheer volume of cash spent on buying the best that education can offer……it’s all pretty pointless when the recipient of said waste of money is a bit of a thicko!!

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    David Cameron says:

    Scampi and chips in a basket case please.

    Liked by 1 person

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    Vote UKIP :-D

    Liked by 1 person

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      True Colours Shown says:

      Wow, can’t even blame Hitler this time!

      Was not Mr Miliband senior a bit of a believer in all that red nonsense, like his son!

      Liked by 1 person

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        However it is a safe bet that M’iliband would be on one of P’utin’s kill lists.

        Vote UKIP :-D

        Liked by 1 person

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          Anonymous says:

          I hope your house isn’t within one of Russia’s Nuclear target rings ( Billy Hagues Constituency is) .

          Imagine the price drops in the area.


      • 78
        Anonymous says:

        What – CNN think 1000 soldiers is a ” Full Scale Invasion ?”

        I hope this interplanetary exploration works and CNN staff can genuinely go and live on another one.

        A ” Situation ” would be if there was a fullscale invasion and they didn’t stop at Kiev.

        Send the Drones in. That’s the US answer these days.

        A bunch of hypey and frantic idiots. They watch too much TV I think.

        Worse they believe everythings on it is true.


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      Briton Under Siege says:

      So what do we do go to war with Russia to protect our culture and way of life?
      Better start closer to home if that is the objective.

      Liked by 2 people

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        That all depends on what R’ussia does next.

        When her tanks start rolling West properly they may cross into a NATO country.

        This sort of thing not looking good:

        Vote UKIP :-D


        • 32
          Jimmy says:

          Don’t worry. Dave Chamberlain’s on it.

          Downing St: Testosterone Free since 2010.

          Liked by 1 person

          • The S’upreme I’mbecile, aka Dave C’hamberpot, should be kept a distance from international events like this.

            Larry the cat should be earning his keep right now, until Nigel moves in.

            Dave should focus on burying Labour over R’otherham etc. and allow his own party to heal. Coalition with UKIP one way or another next year is what the Cons should aim for.

            Vote UKIP :-D


          • Labour are shit says:

            Surprised to see you here Jimmy I thought you’d be hiding in your bedsit wearing a cone of shame after the Rotherham child abuse scandal

            Liked by 1 person

          • Jimmy says:

            I’ve never taken your monthly kiddyfiddling point scoring outbursts seriously before so why would I start now?

            Liked by 1 person

          • Jimmy says:

            He’s expended what little political capital he had over the Juncker handbag fight and now is making a royal fuck up of the High Representative appointment. This one actually matters and it looks like we’re getting a surrender monkey.


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          Neil Down says:

          Russian troops are fighting in places that were geographically part of Russia until the 1950s when they were moved into another Soviet State. The people there largely want to be Russian and there is a case for saying Putin is simply protecting them like Thatcher protected the Falklanders. I know that’s not a perfect analogy and I can see both sides’ cases but to suggest this marks the start of Russian tanks rolling into Europe is absurd.

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          • Not really.

            The last time R’ussian tanks rolled west they did not stop until well into Europe and then stayed there for about 45 years.

            U’kraine is different to the F’alkland Islands.

            The F’alkland’s were invaded by A’rgentina.

            If the UK had decided to invade say !ndia and take back that country on the argument that the UK had colonized it for a few hundred years then your comparison is valid.

            As that is not what happened, and the F’alklands situation is different, your comparison is invalid.

            Vote UKIP :-D


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        C.O.Jones says:

        “Protect our culture and way of life”?

        M8, we cannot even protect 1400 young girls from being sexually abused.

        Liked by 1 person

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          Briton Under siege says:

          Don’t sweat it pro EU troll Britain wont even fight for it’s most vulnerable citizens let alone for a mocked up plastic flag and wonky ideology.

          Liked by 2 people

          • C.O.Jones says:

            Should have added that that was in one location only.

            Is this happening in any other towns. Anything else being suppressed.

            Liked by 1 person

          • non taxable pikey says:

            Of course it has/is, Oxford for one. Rotherham is the tip of a very large iceberg.

            Easy to find out where now though, just listen for the shredders going flat out. It’s CYA time in a local cesspit council near you.

            Liked by 1 person

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        Austin Tash says:

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  8. 10
    Neville Cameronberlain says:

    ” I have in my hand a scrap of paper”

    I have to say though it’s pretty f.-.-.g worthless though, got something about in or out shake it all about!


    • 13
      David Cameron says:

      Ah thats where I left the receipt for Rick Steins place. Thanks, need that for ones expenses.

      Pip Pip


      • 61
        Sam says:

        I’ve got the car park ticket in one of my handbags darling. That’s another 35p in the kitty I’m saving for post-election spending.


  9. 11
    David Cameron says:

    I’m playing ‘angry backbenchers’ on my iPad


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    Dave Just fuck off mate ok says:

    It’s a spoon with ‘I’ve been to Devon’ written on it.


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    Shit Dick Brown and his socialist arsewipes can fuck off and do one. says:

    Nigel is a fud!

    Liked by 1 person

  16. 28
    David Cameron says:

    I know, WW3 should get everyones mind of UKIP.

    Liked by 1 person

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    E.Bowler Family Butcher and purveyor of Game and Bushmeat says:


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    How much money has we wasted on these short trips?


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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Don’t know why your lips are moving Dave. Shit is supposed to come out of one’s arse.

    Liked by 1 person

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      non taxble pikey says:

      Theoretically you are correct although in cases of extreme constipation it does indeed find any way out it can, ask a friendly nurse to describe it to you sometime, but definitely not just before a meal. I’ve always thought Dave wasn’t a regular guy.

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    Worrying graphic:

    Have the EU counted Labour’s under-aged prostitution gangs as ‘employed’ in these statistics ? Suspect some of the North of England should be blue if that is removed.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    BBC helpfully list some of the politicians and decision makers.

    “Was there a particular problem specific to Rotherham? Did Labour’s total dominance of this authority allow a complacent, rotten culture to develop? Was the political opposition so enfeebled that effective challenge to the leadership was striking by its absence?”

    “Social workers report to safeguarding managers, child protection co-ordinators, directors of services, and chief executives. All overseen by 63 elected councillors.

    Such a complex web of relationships. So many different chains of command – making true accountability very hard to establish.”

    Then try to say that the organisation is too complex to manage…

    Looks like bullshit, smells like bullshit…

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  23. 53
    Double Gloucester says:

    Anyone else notice how the objective is being reframed? People are being told that voting Tory is your best choice “if you want a referendum”. I don’t want a referendum, I want Britain to leave the EU. A referendum is simply a means to that end.


  24. 55
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Well blow me down!! It isn’t just Tories.


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    A BBC Special Correspondent says:

    Carswell was more than happy to have the Conservative Party around him when he wanted to be an MP and because of the Party he got a seat.

    He is now making out he is such an honourable man because he is going to step down and cause an expensive By Election nine months befor a General Election.

    He did not even have the common decency to inform David Cameron in advance of his intentions and was quite happy to announce it (smirking with Farage) on live TV.

    As they say on the playing fields of Eton ; the guy is a real Hunt.


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    HenryV says:

    Those Volvos are nice lorries. Imagine living in a country where a company could make money building and sell lorries. Imagine a country where the price of diesel for haulage firms meant they could compete on an even playing field with Continental companies that can fill up their vehicles, factor in a ferry faire, pay the driver a good whack, and still make money. Wow. What the idiot in front of the lorry was saying I don’t know.


    • 85
      The Boy Plunger says:

      I would rather buy a lorry at half the price put together by a load of punkawalls in the Far East.

      If it comes in driverless mode with an electic engine even better.


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    Taxpayer says:

    Glad Cameron can afford a holiday. With the ludicrous tax rates the Tories are presiding over I can’t.

    Liked by 1 person

  28. 67
    Big D says:

    ” When I renegotiate with the EU ”
    When exactly does he intend to start all this talk with Germany , between his holiday bookings ,.
    Will it be this year , next year , sometime never .
    Hard luck mate even your own MPs no longer believe the rhetoric .
    You gave the bl–dy Scots a say on their future time now for the rest of us


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    Cromwells Ghost says:

    Camagarzi, 1 million Scotish Jobs lost if they vote no ,Europe Millions of uk
    jobs lost if we vote no ?


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      A man in a Scottish tenement with a bottle in his fridge says:

      I must remember to vote no.

      Thank you David Cameron for warning me.


  30. 72
    Graham Swift says:

    What new deal , Cameron ? Merkel , Juncker and Barroso have already told you that there can be no renegotiation. Can’t you get that through your thick skull ?


  31. 77
    Roger Dewhurst says:

    Slimy little turd.


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    Yan Hammer says:

    Goodbye David Cameron, the man who seemingly couldn’t provide a majority in 2010 and also couldn’t provide a tax return on his finances….
    Oh yes and the Azil Nadir donation handback thingy………….


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    arthurscargillhasleftthebuilding says:

    Dave…take up yoga …and go fuck yourself…your like a very bad comedian …spewing out the same old gags….Dave one is laughing with you…only at you…
    Because we’ve all got you taped as a pathetic lying fuckwit..who couldn’t run a piss up in a Brewery…
    Hope your holiday was shit as well …..VOTE UKIP


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