August 28th, 2014

Paddy Power: Clacton Carswell Betting


  1. 1
    Maggie forever says:

    Vote ukip

  2. 2
    The two Muppets says:

    I am disappointed that Carswell has chosen now to jump ship when Labour is under attack over the disgusting scandal in Rotherham.

  3. 3
    Labour are Monsters says:

    Vote UKIP.

  4. 4
    How about a cup of shut the fuck up says:

    Cry me a river.

  5. 5
    The two Muppets says:

    Are you a Labour troll ?

  6. 6

    C’mon Dougie. Get some more to follow.

    Clean broom time.

  7. 7
    Not the Rotherham Council Nonce Patrol says:

    Carswell’s brave join-up will keep the pressure on Labour, not detract from it.

    Stop playing politics with child abuse.

  8. 8
    Lost in Clacton says:

    I will have a fiver on the fella.

    Can I have the board price please?

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Are you a nonce?

  10. 10
    How about a cup of shut the fuck up says:

    no, next question.

  11. 11
    Stay Classy says:

    Some of us don’t view the horror in Rotherham as a political opportunity.

  12. 12
    The two Muppets says:

    Typical UKIP. Your hate and bile are getting as bad as the SNP.

  13. 13

    The man is correct.

    Forked tongue leadership is not appropriate, we’ve seen enough of you Camouflage, Bliar and Mongo.

    Clean out the stables, get some bollocks and get this country back to its pride, r’ham is the tip of a very rotten imported culture.

  14. 14
    The two Muppets says:

    Are you Ed Miliband ?

  15. 15
    Good move says:

    Long overdue….and he’ll be a good signing, but UKIp would be well advised not to take in each and every Tory who might jump ship. Vet them properly and if there’s the slightest whiff of opportunism, tell them to fuck off

  16. 16
    Broke lads says:

    I hear Owen Jones is a good bet for an each way

  17. 17
    David Cameron says:

    Maybe I should defect to the Conservative Party.

  18. 18

    Charley Farley says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    August 28, 2014 at 12:44 pm




    The P word in full or short phrase is still verboten, FFS, ghoul-do do smell the coffee.

  19. 19
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    I bet Cameron’s got Daniel Hannan under 24/7 survellance now.

  20. 20
    David Cameron says:

    I like the cut of this fellows jib, have him washed and brought to my quarters.

  21. 21
  22. 22
    Denis McShane says:

    Pg 55 of my book says a similar thing.

  23. 23
    Rubbish says:


  24. 24

    If I may be permitted to speak. Oh I am. Well everybody is rac’ist except me and the women of my creed, except white girls who are trashy and rac’ist.

    We seem to be veering to the far right and soon I may return to my former mooz countries. (But probably not, as I make shitloads writing shite here).

  25. 25
    grasmith says:

    It remains uncertain who will be the main recipient or beneficiary of the recent Carswell defecation.

  26. 26
    Broke lads says:

    As it stands a person who is fully signed up to the EU and common purpose pc shit can call themselves Conservative just because they’re a tiny bit more prudent with money than a Labourite.

  27. 27

    False i spotted twice.

    The question is why. My heritage is wholesome and worthy.

  28. 28
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Bojo for Clacton

    Bojo for Clacton


  29. 29
    Guido is a Jeremy Hunt says:

    Good point, half the Tories are only in it for the money.

  30. 30
  31. 31
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Too risky for Boris.

  32. 32
    The two Muppets says:

    Boris would walk it .

  33. 33
    Shit Dick Brown & his socialist arsewipes can fuck off & do one. says:

    Nigel has become an arrogant FUD! Everyone knows if you vote Ukrap you get Labour Scum. Rubbish Magic!

  34. 34
    Jack Ketch says:

    Guido’s modbot censors most words indicating the Children of Abraham or their preferred country, words with the Latin for man or Greek for the same, words that end in the Persian suffix for Land or Country. The female organ is translated (rightly) to the name of a cabinet minister, but one can say bollocks with immunity.

  35. 35
    Jack Ketch says:

    Then let him stand for Somerset Levels.

  36. 36
    RWG says:

    Did you mean c­u­nt ?

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

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