August 28th, 2014

Not So Fastrack


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  1. 1
    Panicky Dave says:

    What day of the week is it? Tuesday? 26th. not 23rd? I don’t even know which year it is.

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      fuck nose says:

      Who’s watching who me?

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      Alvin Alarf says:

      Let’s all print it out and turn up anyway.

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      Anonymous says:

      Well the cat is now out of the bag and Camerons referendum con trick has been exposed by Carswell to be a Harold Wilson re-run. This is very damagin for the Coservatives regardless of who wins the by-election.

      I notice in his interview with toenails Cameron not only refused to say he would campaign for out if the renegotiaions were fruitless but studiously avoided to say what he would specificaly he would demand. Its all a bluff and Carswell has called it therefore Cameron is sunk and fucking good job too. The man is an out and out bullshter who thinks everone who did not go to Eton believes everything the twat says

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        rick says:

        Hopefully this will pull the rug from under those Tories who are still pushing the lie that Dave is serious about EU reform.

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        Lynton says:

        Of course he didn’t, I’m still waiting for the polling on what would be the best strategy to continue the con, you surely don’t think he makes up his own mind cobber.

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      Hack Off says:

      Where are all the C-list celebrities? Why aren’t they calling for a change in the law?

      It’s almost as if they are more concerned with covering up their own indiscretions rather than protecting vulnerable children.

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      Django the reS says:

      So let’s just see what happens at the by election, will the UKIP’er trolls here still be laughing if they hand Clacton over to Moribund and his socialist pro Europe acolytes? Bring it on!

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      Django the realist. says:

      So let’s just see what happens at the by election, will the UKIP trolls here still be laughing if they hand Clacton over to Moribund and his socialist pro Europe acolytes by splitting the vote and letting the lefties in? Bring it on!

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        Lock up your sons and daughters, there’s a LibLabCon-merchant about says:

        The LibDems, Labour and Cameron’s faux Tories claim the right to rule over us, yet their members display such a total lack of morality that they have to be regarded as criminally insane.
        Through their abuse of power they have forever forfeited the right to have any say in how we are governed.
        Voting for one lot of crooks in order to keep out another lot of crooks is completely irrational.
        A vote for the LibLabCon is a wasted vote.
        Don’t encourage the bastards, come to your senses –
        You know what you have to do.

        Vote UKIP. :D

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    AFC says:

    Aberdeen the best football team on the planet.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Just seen the latest immigration figures and its truly shocking.

    210,000 net migration.

    That’s never going to be enough to wipe out the white working class.
    I think we need to get Turkey and Egypt into the EU pretty damn quick.

    When I was in government we managed a million immies a year!

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      táxpáyér says:

      Net is a way of hiding the decline in British.

      If a million British left and 1.2 million non-british arrived net would be 200K. But the decline in Britishness is vast 2.2M.

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      white girls are a small price to pay says:

      We’ll rub your noses in diversity.

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      Dhimmi J'on Snow, appalled someone said P.......i says:

      But at least no-one mentioned ‘Muslim’.

      The important thing is to get back to blaming white people and excusing terrorists.

      And now to Clacton with horrible white people.

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    Shit Dick Brown and his socialist arsewipes can fuck off and do one. says:

    God! A moron fucks off to Ukrap and the Tories go into meltdown! Not! Every arsehole and their arsewipe knows if they vote Ukrap, they get Labour trash & NO referendum. It is a NO brainer!

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      Labour are Monsters says:

      Get a referendum?? With Div?

      Lol! Oh dear!

      (wipes eye).

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        rick says:

        A referendum under Dave?
        Bwahaaaahaaaaaaa!!! ……….gasp!………it’s the way he tells ‘em.

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          Doug Harris says:

          Call me Dave is hoping for a continuation of the Tory/Liberal coalition. He would then be able to ditch the referendum on the basis that Clegg wouldn’t agree to it. Cameron is terrified at the prospect (however remote) of a clear Tory majority at the election.

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      Fact says:

      Dave & Co are the New Labour.

      There is no prospect of any significant renegotiation successes or meaningful referendum with the lying traitor Dave still in power.

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      Mycroft says:

      I think the only ‘no brainer’ is you.

      Fear is your last and rotten excuse for actually voting against you’re principles, rubbish excuse from a rubbish poster.

      If you had an ounce of principle you’d vote UKIP, but as you haven’t a scrap of integrity you’ll toss your vote off to the useless spaz-cam and the conservative surrender-monkeys.

      On full consideration, I’d rather you didn’t vote UKIP, we don’t need the spineless, join labour dipstick, they’re right up your street.

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        Joe & Josephine Public says:

        +1000

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        Chinky Davey says:

        Ha ha, gotta love these fucking UKIP mongs, they now call themselves “we”! Ha ha ha ha, wake up you fucking tards, UKIP are a Mossad controlled “devide and conquer” party. A distraction for all you frothy mouthed types to give you a little bit of false hope that the scum in suits actually give a fuck about your views and concerns. Newsflash fucknuts, they don’t, none of them do, the morning after the election when whatever scumbag has claimed victory all you UKIP mongs are gonna be really, really fucked. Don’t reply calling me a leftie. I’m not. I don’t give a fuck about any of them, bullet in the head of each and every MP would be a good place to start some real change, then move onto the palace then the mosques and churches.

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          Shadowy, sinister man from Mossad says:

          Curses! Rumbled!

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          Mycroft says:

          “Issues” your post screams that you have “issues” but I don’t care, you are another ‘no brainer’ as your foamy-mouthed rant exemplifies.

          I think ‘we’ (I hope that really annoys you) should adopt a new motto one that uses ‘no brainer’ as a double-edged sword, the first and most obvious edge being that voting for us is indeed the right and proper thing to do, the other edge implying we don’t want our Party dumbed down by semi-psychotic pultroons like yourself and the originator of this little threaded run.

          I really would want to give up breathing if people with pulsating facial arteries and dribbling mouths joined us, that is my ‘polite’ way to tell you either, you are stupid, WE don’t want you, WE don’t want ‘stupid’.

          There are plenty of Parties that welcome ‘stupid’, they rejoice in ‘stupid’, they are your natural home stupid, go and be as stupid as you like but for the love of God don’t join us at UKIP.

          Happy days.

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          thanks from mossad. says:

          Great post, you’ve made ayrabs look like a bunch of raving conspiracy minded idiots, which of course they are.

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        • 381
          Chinky Davey says:

          Mossad also moved my car keys and nicked one of my socks (just one so i DIDNT HAVE a PAIR!!!)

          sent from my iBedsit

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        Knob-ends R U! says:

        + several million!

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    Spoon Face Dave says:

    Let’s get Boris instead…

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    The two Muppets says:

    Why did he have to stab David Cameron in the back ? He has
    obviously timed his resignation to create the most damage .
    Loyalty and honour ,what a joke . A man as shallow as this
    is better off outside the Conservative Party .

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      Casual Observer II says:

      Because Dave is a useless PC cnut.

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      Witty Moniker says:

      Yeah right, stay on the sinking ship with the captain who steered it into the iceberg.

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        Captain Gordon of the SS Titanic says:

        To be fair, that whole ramming full speed into the iceberg wasn’t Dave’s fault.

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          True, the maximum imbecile and Labour set the course, jammed the throttle open and then were thrown overboard.

          Unfortunately Dave didn’t grip the wheel properly and apply the brake, he tried throwing them some life rings.

          Oh well… SS UKIP will see us through.

          Anyone else notice that Nigel let us know he is into Angling as well earlier today ?

          Vote UKIP :-D

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          táxpáyér says:

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      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      No Thatcherite belongs in the current Conservative Party with its faux-austerity and Chancellor George II.

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    BBC newsroom (Guardian editor on the phone) says:

    Yes yes yes yes yes YESSS YESSSSSSSSS

    Whitey is now just as bad:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736845/BREAKING-NEWS-Former-Rotherham-police-officer-charged-causing-girl-15-engage-sexual-activity.html

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      For the good people of Rotherham... says:

      To truly assimilate into the UK may we suggest you get a job at the BBC or better still the HOC before you start shagging children….

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      BBC News says:

      Oh goody! We’ll wank on and on about this story and blow it out of all proportion to justify our preconceived ideas.

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        Hello Clacton. says:

        Just the job for the Beeb, bang on about one bent white copper pervert, in the interests of, ‘balance’, ‘community diversity and enrichment’.
        So what’s the score now then? Bent white copper-1. P^kis-1400.

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          hang about.. says:

          You’ve forgotten the abused girls in Bradford,Derby,
          Oxford etc…..

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          Jack Ketch says:

          I have been reading the Guardian articles and associated comments on the Rotherham Labour/Asian sex gang matter. At least half the comments have been deleted, but the overall consensus is that Tory cuts are to blame. One assumes that there was insufficient money for extra paper-shredders.

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      Anonymous says:

      This will dominate R4’s Today programme tomorrow morning.

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    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    Labour’s Keir Starmer is in BBC Radio Five Cu:nt Labour at i type,, absolving himself of all blame for the Rawalpindi Rotherham rape gangs

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      comp kid says:

      Reigate Grammar,Oxford Uni.
      Typical posh Labourite who has absolutely no
      connection with the majority of British citizens.

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        Should clarify that Reigate Grammar is, in fact, a private school. Fees currently £5,330 per term. As Starmer is a Labour luvvie, it was too much to expect that he went to a state school.

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    Peter Mandelson says:

    I’d buy some shares in gazprom if I were you.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    This is only the beginning. The Rotherham scandal may well be the final straw for people and signal the end of the multi-culti fraud that was imposed on the public. We need a new Tory leader who can form a coalition with UKIP and make the changes we need to fix the damage caused by decades of social detritus being imported here. My first move would be to arrest the disgusting leftie social workers who didn’t want to ‘hurt race relations’ by acting on the victims’ reports.

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      Drips that dropped says:

      You missed out the most important problem that will screw any good work towards your idea, it’s a simple problem, by simple people, if you gave the public in Rotherham a chance to vote in an election to get rid of the trash that has fcked up, politicians , plod, the whole sewer, they would vote for exactly the same crowd in the sewer, the country turns to crap while the tribes play out their fkin dreams of keeping out politicians from opposite spheres.

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      baruch goldstein says:

      Ive got an idea

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The Tories have doubled the national debt, hardly cut the deficit and increased immigration.

    Another 5 years of this lot?

    i think not.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Anyone reckon there’ll be a Lawrence style outrage, a change in the law and peerages for the victims in Rotherham? Of course not. Working class English girls aren’t trendy enough for the left. They’re traitors.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    LOL :)

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    dickie was a very talented photographer... says:

    and went to lots and lots of parties.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Oh look!

    I see there has been a increase in ‘net’ immigration into the UK in the year up to March, from 175,000 to 243,000, official figures show. That will go down well at the GE Dave.

    I wonder what the total immigration figures are for the year up to March, can’t be good looking at the ‘net’ immigration figures today.
    I bet we’re at 600,000+ per annum now.

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      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      And where did this “net” appear from?.

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        The LibLabConners says:

        The ‘net’ helps massage to figures dear, the proles are so fucking thick they won’t know the bloody difference. Anyway we must dash, we’re very busy preparing our debt and deficit slight of hand trick again like we pulled off with the red team last time around.

        Tooled pip old bean!

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        Lock up your sons and daughters, there’s a LibLabCon-merchant about says:

        If those are accurate net immigration figures then they’re truly gross.

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      Ed Moribund says:

      Nothing wrong with Immies!
      Some of my best voters are third world types.

      If we can just get another 18 million or so into the nation, I’ll be in power forever.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    You could nuke Rotherham or Tower Hamlets and there would be no risk of hurting a non-muslim.

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    Your having a Laff.. says:

    Thats just the African balloon sellers in Manchester…

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      Joe & Josephine Public says:

      How come all the Parki rapists in Manchester and similar cities are keeping below the radar? The PC Social Services and Plods there are caring for them no doubt.

      The probability that this disgusting mozzie outrage was confined to Rotheram is next to zero.

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    Party of Dave still letting in 560,000 immigrants per year says:

    Immigration up again!

    http://www.migrationwatchuk.org/latest-immigration-statistics

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    Party of Dave still letting in 560,000 immigrants per year says:

    Immigration up again!

    http://tinyurl.com/l7gy37j

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      Dave's Version of the Conservative Party says:

      Yes, but 214,000 came from within the EU, and we can’t do anything about them.

      True, we could have done something to stop the other 346,000 scurring into the country, but.. ooh! Look! Over there! Is that handsome Dave wearing a wetsuit! Yes, look! It’s Dave! Look everyone.. look at Dave! Oooh!

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        David CameraOn says:

        Fortunately no one’s noticed yet how hundreds of thousands of people from outside the EU – Chinese, Russians, Saudis, Emirates, Indians and others – are living here on a virtually permanent basis by virtue of business permits and the like. They obviously don’t count…even though they use the roads, railways, and numerous other facilities you tax payers pay for, so yes, it’s true their lifestyle is being subsidised by you lot but so far we’ve been able to pull the wool over your eyes.

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    Anonymous says:

    I won't be joining UKIP, though I wish @DouglasCarswell all the best. He has been a superb MP, and it's honourable to stand for re-election.— Daniel Hannan (@DanHannanMEP) August 28, 2014

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    Didier Kerslake (Geordie Cynic) says:

    The fragrant Mrs Kerslake predicted some months ago that Douglas Carswell would have to go to UKIP.

    I did not agree but she was, not unusually, a better judge than I.

    Her reasoning was that Carswell seemed to suffering under the delusion that government should be for the people and by the people.

    This is diametric opposition to the rest of the Westminster cabal who are firmly convinced that the people are a bunch of pig ignorant plebs who must be reminded daily that they are ruled by the political elite of the LibLabCon party.

    I mean, they are all so fucking brilliant that we should be grateful at their benign and wise leadership.

    Kants.

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      The LibLabCon Party says:

      And what part of our divine rule do you not like, pray tell?

      Have we not blessed you with another 560,000 immigrants this last year? Massive, unlimited immigration is not to your liking? But why? What could possibly go wrong?

      You’re just racist, you are.

      Thicko.

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        the simple truth is says:

        Carswell is in touch with the British electorate.
        The Tories,Labour and Lib sex pests aren’t.

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    Coming to a town near you soon ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      Jelly babies says:

      Good job they only dumped their legal president and stuck an EU go for in instead, imagine if they had hadn’t pissed off the bear, training toy soldiers would be the last thing they would need to do.

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      Persona Non Grata says:

      It’s the only way they can get people to fight for them, whereas soldiers are flooding in from all over the globe to fight with the Novorussians.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Hindus on the whole tend to be decent hardworking people. Not for nothing have I always loathed Pa*is. They’Dr dirty muzee perverts. We should nuke the shit out of Pkstan.

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      Hang on a minute says:

      I’ve seen photos of Pkistan and it looks very nice. I think we should country-swap; they all move here, we all move there.

      We’ll obviously have to leave the LibDems and the Scottish behind, but I’m sure they’ll all get on very well with each other.

      My plan will also really f*ck off the the entire EU, which is another major plus point.

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        Hello Clacton. says:

        They are all moving here.

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          Hang on a minute says:

          Where England leads, the rest follow. ;-)

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          • The German World Cup Team says:

            correct

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          • well i never says:

            A few months ago a Pakistani woman was stoned to
            death outside Lahore High Court by her own relatives
            for marrying against their wishes.

            Don’t remember any Western feminists protesting against
            this abhorrent act.

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        John Bellingham says:

        My Hindoo (ex Kenyan) convenience store owner tells me today that his community has long had warnings about the sexual predations of another efnik group. Young girls especially (‘though boys too) are constantly warned about their activities. Apparently the Hindoo girls are university are particularly targeted.

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      cuckoo says:

      I went to P+kistan in the 70s, I don’t think it had been cleaned for 600 years.

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        cuckoo says:

        coming back into heathrow I overheard the immigration official say to the villager in front of me ” Oh hello, and which hole did you crawl out of then ?”

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    Drips that dropped says:

    Strange innit, when Camoron comes on telly to lie his head off, I change channels and watch and trash that I pressed the channel button for, I used to do the same when Bliar and Brown came on, does this mean I think that Camoron is just a lowlife like Bliar and Brown and I can’t stand the sight of him.

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      Hang on a minute says:

      Have you seen Blair, Brown and Cameron in the same room at the same time, recently?

      No, and neither have I, and I think I’ve figured out why; it’s the same person, wearing different rubber Fluck and Law masks depending on the occasion, but underneath it’s the same contemptuous lying bastard.

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    Hadrian of Walls says:

    If you type “Scotland the Brave” into Google you get suggested “Scooby doo”

    You just do

    Just saying like

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      John Bellingham says:

      If you type the name of a Scottish former prime minister or “Labour party” and “PDO-file” spelled correctly you get hundreds of websites with all sorts of information.

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      Scotland the Brave (realistic version) says:

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        Anonymous says:

        How lovely that the Scotch will have entertainment when they have to try earning a living, once we get rid of them.

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          Redacted says:

          Don’t forget to by shares in J. Chandler & Co the export trade in ‘Buckfast’ will be booming.

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    Roger Lord your "local" party candidate says:

    How can Douglas Carswell accept UKIP by-election nomination when the local UKIP party have not been consulted. He as an avid local and party democracy advocate. A two major planks of is being political.

    Democracy, moderniser, eurosceptic. Only latter will Douglas Carswell not dispute with UKIP.

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    Mock the Week says:

    Things you are unlikely to hear from a Labour leader?……..

    “I demand a full enquiry into Rotherham”

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      six voters voted says:

      Hope no tiny informal inquiry over our representation of ten millon workers decided by us big six in casting our one third electoral college decision in nominating Edmund Miliband to Leader of the Labour Party.

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    EU is getting ready for war ! (kind-a-sort-a):

    They just don’t get realpolitik do they.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Carswell is a cad and a bounder.

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    Nigella Fromage says:

    Net migration into the UK totalled 243,000 in the year up to March, up from 175,000 in the previous 12 months, official figures show.

    The Office for National Statistics said the increase in migration was “statistically significant”.

    EU citizens accounted for two-thirds of the immigration increase, the ONS said.

    There was also an increase in Romanian and Bulgarian citizens migrating to the UK, up to 28,000 from 12,000 in the previous 12 months.

    Employment restrictions affecting citizens from the two countries were lifted in January.

    Prime Minister David Cameron has previously pledged to reduce net migration to below 100,000 by 2015.

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      The Labour Parteh says:

      perhaps they are trying to rub our noses in diversity?

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      Someone says:

      He lied. What are you going to do about it?

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      Just thinking aloud says:

      Net migration is irrelevant. It merely means that a decent productive Anglo-Saxon/Celtic property owner has given up and emigrated and been replaced by an entire tribe of Afro-Asian scumbags.

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        táxpáyér says:

        It’s insulting as it implies a British person is just easily replaced with an import.

        LibLabCon Invasion of the country snatchers.

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      inside out says:

      Did you read that Germany is cutting benefits to EU migrants and exporting them back to their home countries it they commit a crime.Banning them for 5 years from re-entry.If they can do this without the HR acts,why can’t UK.

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    God help us says:

    All he realistically did today was put Ed Milliband into No 10 and condemn the rest of us that actually try to do something for this country to another 5 years of terror.

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      We R fecked dot com says:

      sad really given the complete change around from the labour years.

      I guess UK will never learn

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      Bottom says:

      Straw man b0ll0x…..it was Cameron and his liberal policies that created UKIP. If Maggie was there UKIP wouldn’t have existed.

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    • 130
      Democracy Now says:

      You have done next to nothing for this country. Don’t fool yourselves. The electoral system is as unrepresentative and corrupted as ever.

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      Questioner says:

      You’re referring to Cameron?

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    Nigel Farague says:

    its gone five and I am too pissed to talk to anybody.

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    • 107
      Carzzi-Well says:

      5 beers?

      wimp !!

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    • 109
      Charles Kennedy says:

      Welcome to the ever pissed leaders club

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      • 198
        Winston says:

        I drank a fair bit, and saved the Country.

        Alas — Atlee and Thatcher did some good afterwards, but Eden, Heath, Blair, Brown and Cameron fucked it all up. The other tossers didn’t make much difference. The Fourth Reich is winning.

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    Mr Snotty says:

    The bottom line is that Carswell will soon be UKIP MP for Clacton, split the Tories resulting in that Hunt Milliband swanning into No 10. Economy fucked, even more immigration and no referendum.

    Thanks Dougie!

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    • 113
      Anonymous says:

      and the opposite of what UKIP want

      I really just give up

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    • 126
      Democracy Now says:

      Then the Tories will have to show a bit of gumption and fight the Labour Party a bit harder. No dirty tricks would be needed: a concerted effort to ban postal vote and other electoral frauds will be worth a shaving of 2 or 3% off the corrupt Labour vote.

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    • 144

      Even more immigration and more debt. Sounds like the current government.

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        you really must try harder says:

        UKIP have taken votes from Labour and the Tories.
        Voters feel they have nothing to lose and are prepared to
        take the risk. They hate the EU more than any alternative
        scenario.

        Pathetic scaremongering by suggesting that votes for UKIP
        will let Miliband into No.10 won’t work.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    UKIP and the Tories will split the vote on the Right, allowing Labour to sneak victory he he he.

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    • 120
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Ever heard of the word ‘coalition’… No?

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      • 129
        Moussa Koussa says:

        Think you’ll find Labour will have an overall majority.

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        • 139
          F##k the LibLabCon says:

          Really? You got six numbers for next weeks lotto too?

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          • Just thinking aloud says:

            The results of the next GE have been sitting in the safe at the electoral commission for months now.

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          Democracy Now says:

          Only if you accept that our corrupt electoral system creates such a thing as legitimate ‘majorities’ amoutning to a mandate to govern. Labour, Tory, they are two cheeks of the same corrupt Westminster arse: neither party is anywhere near getting the consent of a majority of the people to rule this country.

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          my moustache is luxuriant says:

          Maybe, but only for one term, then your hero is fucking toast, along with Labour.

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      táxpáyér says:

      any comment on Rotherham?

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    Video was posted up earlier, but this brings out a good quote from C’arswell:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    UKIP and the Tories will destroy each other and allow Miliband to come into office!

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    • 131
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Coalition, say it after me 10 times so it sticks in your head.

      Coalition
      Coalition
      Coalition
      Coalition
      Coalition
      Coalition
      Coalition
      Coalition
      Coalition
      Coalition

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    • 209
      @hateliebour says:

      Liebour and what’s left of the Libcraps in coalition, a wet dream for all who voted for other political parties, watching Liebour argue with it’s self the Libcraps, watching both destroy each other as they try to claim they are the nicest and the most kindest.

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    • 259
      The two Muppets says:

      I have never agreed with you before Moussa ,but I fear that you are right.

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      • 307
        cuckoo says:

        Tactical voting is a bit daft. Best to think in the long term; 0-20 years at least. Vote for what you want and eventually you or your children might get it one day. Don’t vote for it and you never will.
        Don’t panic.

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      • 332
        it's fairly simple says:

        I’ve never agreed with you before Moussa
        And I still don’t.
        The Euro elections proved that voters,sick of
        being patronised and ignored,are prepared
        to take the risk.
        We hate the EU,want control of our economy
        and borders,and are sick of being repeatedly
        lied to by the LibLabCon artists.

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  40. 125
    The British media are cunts says:

    The gay boy on Channel 4 news stated that Clackton was UKIP territory as the voters were old white and poorly educated(lefty speak for thick)

    Hmm. So what about muslim shit holes like Tower hamletts then? Not many bright people there and they vote Labour.

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    • 136
      BBC Thought Police says:

      RACIST!!!

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    • 147
      Jelly babies says:

      Seems channel 4 has something wrong,it’s the old white and poorly educated that’s been put upon by Pakistani immigrants and have had no help from white highly educated people that owe their jobs to these old white and poorly educated people, seems that voting Liebour only brings you immigration, high taxes, contempt from the Liebour politicians and their political civil servant appointees and a plod that would rather sit in their offices eating doughnuts than help these poor old white and poorly educated people.

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  41. 127

    Rotherham rumbles on…

    But one must not be distracted from the real culprits: Labour.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    I bet Lynton ‘attack dog’ Crosby hadn’t planned on this. Cameron, tight-lipped and crimson-hued, shits himself. Osborne watches his house of cards start to wobble. Meanwhile Bojo is ready to pounce.

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    • 205
      The Sun Says says:

      Osborne, the “supreme strategist”, has delivered a low wage, high immigration, retrograde economy still loaded with debt…the cocky little b deserved this.

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  43. 132
    Pissed off in Manchester says:

    Manchester Central 2010 result: Lab 21k, LD 10.6k, Con 5k, UKIP 0.6k.

    Manchester 2014 Locals result: Lab 95 (+9), Independent 1, that’s it.

    WTF am I supposed to do? Apart from avoiding hospitals or having children, obviously?

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    • 181
      how about says:

      Move south?

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      • 241
        Pissed off in Manchester says:

        We can’t just give up all of England outside London and the SE to the cradle-snatching benefits and jihad party.

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        • 352
          But says:

          Speak out.
          Plenty of people agree with your views.
          They’ve just been cowed into submission
          by the lefty thought police.But those days are over.
          It’s not racist to complain about immigration or the
          deliberate erosion of our culture.

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          • Brooklands Bertie says:

            Take a fucking UZIi to Piccadilly Gardens for starters…the place is like the fucking Congo…

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  44. 134
    Moussa Koussa says:

    The rats have begun to leave the sinking ship. I cannot wait to see Scameron’s big fat gammon face as red as a baboon’s arse spinning this as a good thing for the Selfservatives…

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  45. 137

    Anyone who thinks the Tories could win next year is a fucking moron.

    The Tories need over 40% Labour just 35%. 33% would make Labour the single biggest party.

    The Tories are rightly toast, they have betrayed the honest hard working people of this nation.

    Cameron can fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

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  46. 141
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Let the Tories start tearing themselves apart as we approach the run-in to a general election

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    • 160
      @hateliebour says:

      Can’t wait for Labour to get in and finish off destroying the country, civil unrest will be a quiet holiday.

      Like

    • 367
      táxpáyér says:

      Good job Dave didn’t grab the job using shady voting from his own brother.

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  47. 149

    Fucking hell. Seen it all now. Just seen an advert on TV warning us about modern slavery in the UK.

    What a third world shit hole we now are. Betrayed by the Westminster scum, fat cowardly cops and gutless media.

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    • 171
      :) says:

      :) x 10000000000000000

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        it's not rocket science says:

        Mmmmm.
        Wonder which ethnic group is behind slavery in modern Britain?

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        • 287
          BBC Thought Police says:

          RACIST!!!

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        • 494
          non taxable pikey says:

          A mixture, I contribute to a charity that rescues asian girls (mainly Phiippina) hired as maids, usually by Gulf Arabs living in London.
          There have been cases recently of slavery in the UK based around Pikey camps.
          Then of course the illegals brought into the UK in the back of a truck, who have to work to pay off the debt to the criminal gangs involved, often Eastern European.
          Then the sex traders using illegal immigrants, our enriching Romanian and Albanian mafiosi as well as those of the religion of peace seem to be running a lot of that business.

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        • 541
          Moshe Fatpiggybankowitz. says:

          Oy Vey! Just because we are great fans of usury deosn’t mean we make slaves of people!

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    • 201

      Thanks for the mention. We only count the days till pension day you know.

      Ps white slag girls are of no interest to us.

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  48. 157
    Moussa Koussa says:

    If Labour can improve on their 2010 showing they will also have convincingly proven that UKIP are an insurgent right wing party not a threat to Labour in terms of disrupting their core vote in their heartlands of London and metropolitan areas in the North/Midlands of England and Wales.

    Overall it should be an interesting spectacle, and I have a sneaking suspicion that even without winning the seat the Labour party can come out the real winners on the day.

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    • 165
      Jelly babies says:

      Kousey, people will only have to say Rotherham next year and people will run away from voting for Liebour, you can’t make enough white wash in the world to cover what you lot have done to ordinary working/none working people, shame on you and shame on Liebour.

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  49. 166
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Labour will win the next election and five years after that Ukip will probably have one member, Farrage. Before Kippers says it’s not true could they name a Labour MP thats defected to Ukip?

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    • 184
      @hateliebour says:

      Tick, tock, tic, tock, the death of Liebour is slowly coming, they have a leader who is in hiding, a load of drones that tick boxes and they have Rotherham, Derby and loads of other sh1tholes that Liebour hate but have to use every 5 years.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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  51. 173
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Carswell – Tory MP whose seat is under threat from UKIP defects to UKIP. Blatant self serving opportunism

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  52. 177
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Prime Minister David Cameron has previously pledged to reduce net migration to below 100,000 by 2015.

    Not only does he know fine well that this target won’t be met, he also knows that ‘net migration’ is a complete red herring which distracts us from the crux of the issue – the kind of people emigrating to and from Britain.

    If 100,000 professional, law abiding white people were to emigrate this year and be replaced by 100,000 lawless, Ebola-ridden Africans then net migration would be zero, and the well-oiled Tory spin machine would be going into overdrive, depicting Cameron as a tough guy for having reduced ‘net migration’ to zero. Food for thought.

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    • 186

      As it is close to 600,000 leaving none of whom will be the religion of peace members, we import mainly scum poor, we can see the promised constant property price rises collapsing as we collapse into a mooz shithole …..everywhere.

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    • 188
      @hateliebour says:

      He wouldn’t have had to reduce migration, if Liebour hadn’t open the doors to the rest of the worlds trash, for Liebour to use as voting fodder.

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      • 193
        Moussa Koussa says:

        John Major signed the Maastricht Treaty, thereby opening our borders.
        You can’t blame everything on Tony Blair.

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        • 224
          @hateliebour says:

          13 years mousey, Liebour had to change the damage they thought Thatcher had done, in those 13 years Liebour lied, taxed, opened immigration to the world, lied again, looked after themselves and friends, Bliar and racing cars, started a war, lied, taxed, tried to destroy the Post Office so they could sell it cheaply to their mates, stole money from private pensions, which if had been left, would have now been out in the markets helping the country, gave bribes to civil servants in big pensions and wages and sold military knowledge to civil servants who sold the company to the yanks, two aircraft carriers, that contract signed by Brown and co couldn’t be got out of, it goes on and on and you still wear your blinkers.

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      • 195
        it's been nearly five years but says:

        Pickles hasn’t managed to stop postal voting fraud.

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        • 200
          Jimmy says:

          What’s Pickles got to say about Rotherham? Isn’t he in charge of Local Authorities?

          Like

          • Duped Voter says:

            He spent three years putting together 500 pages of incomprehensible in effectual, bureaucratising nonsense – the Localism Act. Don’t let him loose on the children of the country.

            Like

          • Percy Shaw says:

            That would be the localism act that removes the power to stop new estates being built and instead allows builders to directly lobby the government and override any negative decisions, would it?

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          • táxpáyér says:

            Well at least he’s done something good.

            Making NIMBYs unhappy is always a sign you’re doing something right.

            Like

          • Who was in charge is local authorities
            from ‘ 97-2010,when the majority of the
            Rotherham abuse occurred?
            And of course Rotherham is a Labour-run
            council,stuffed full of Labour apparatchiks,
            has a Labour MP and PCC.Ed Balls was also
            Minister for Children while systematic organised
            abuse of vulnerable children was occurring.

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    • 197
      cured lefty says:

      Moosa any comment on Rotherham

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    Boris Johnson says:

    Every P@kistani in the country is a p@edophile until they can prove otherwise.

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  55. 208
    Butch Dave says:

    After the election I’m going to get really tough with the EU.

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  56. 210
    Butch Dave says:

    After the election I’m going to get really tough with immigration.

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  57. 213
    cuckoo says:

    holding the desires of 60million diversified inhabitants all in memory and measuring the one against the other at any one time is quite a difficult task.

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  58. 214
    Eve of Change says:

    As a socialist I find it appalling that the political agenda is being set by the right wing enemies of the working class, who have absolutely nothing to offer that is in anyway different to what is being offered now. By that I mean the continuation of the cuts agenda, low wages, bedroom tax etc, etc.
    Just where are the silent and moribund so called `Labour left` ? They still remain mesmerised and mute within the despicably anti-working class `Labour` party . They do not have the courage of their alleged convictions, or else they would have been kicking up a a stink with the increasingly right wing agenda of the misnamed “Labour” party..No genuine socialist MP could possibly stay inside the neoliberal Labour party, but when are they going to leave ?
    Carswell is a right wing Tory who does have the courage of his right wing convictions—that much I will credit him with.
    I want to see the alleged `left` MPs in the “Labour` party doing the same thing–and soon..
    I urge all genuine socialists, trade unionists etc, to support the TUSC, who are campaigning , socialist group—that can answer all the right wing, anti working class nonsense of the likes of Carswell, and offer a working class, socialist way out . Speak up the alleged Labour `left` or forever be marginalised and by-passed. This is what you deserve

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    • 243
      my moustache is luxuriant says:

      Taunton Ukulele Strummers Club..?

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    • 250
      cured lefty says:

      Why don’t you eff off to that socialist paradise called Venezuela they’re sure to appreciate all that shite your spouting.

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    • 270
      cuckoo says:

      No mate you are misguided, what is required is “Rugged Individualism” with community ownership of the infrastructure.

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    • 286

      Socialism hates the working class, confiscating their money and assets to squander for the benefit of the idle shiftless chav class .

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      • 319
          says:

        And reducing standards in schools, churning out millions of uneducated kids destined to live in poverty with no hope for the future, while indoctrinating them that their shit lives are actually all the fault of some rich Tories

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    • 356
      táxpáyér says:

      “enemies of the working class?”

      So why is labour so proud of punishing people for working and punishing people for employing people?

      Labour are pro-underclass.

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    • 499
      Barracco Barner says:

      Not THE Dave Spart, surely

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    • 504
      Andy Capp says:

      As an ordinary working class man I find you as a socialist appalling. I have watched socialist lies ruin so many lives.

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  59. 215

    Ah yes, the home loving modern Britons.

    We’re all fucked. Except the rich.

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  60. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Why is IMF cash being used by Kiev to murder and bomb peoples in the east of Ukraine?

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    Recount to your hearts content, fools.

    I am your master infidels.

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  63. 225
    Innocent Bystander says:

    Any reason why the 10 UKIP councillors on Rotherham Council haven’t done anything?

    And it is not the MP who is responsible for children’s protection or the police as any body with the smallest knowledge would surely know

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  64. 228
    Innocent Bystander says:

    If Carswell wins he will presumably have to sit amongst the Labour MPs – that should be interesting!

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  65. 229
    Enoch Powell says:

    You can’t say I didn’t warn you…

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    • 236
      Enoch Was Only Half Right says:

      F off Enoch, you didn’t help matters with all the stuff about pic***innies and the b**** man having the whip hand…

      You didn’t help by recruiting from the Caribbean…you didn’t help by being a swivel-eyed imperialist who wanted to hang on to India.

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  66. 230
    Anonymous says:

    100 businesses support Scottish independence. That’s the corner shop voted taken care of.

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  67. 234
    Boss Hogan says:

    Scotland Yard chief Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe today called for a major overhaul of Britain’s counter-terrorism powers as he warned that close to 200 potentially “militarised” fighters returning from Iraq and Syria are already in London.

    Sir Bernard said Britons who had travelled to Syria and Iraq numbered “at least 500 to 600” — higher than previous official estimates — and about 250 had already returned.

    “We think at least 500 to 600 went. Some have come back. We’ve got to keep an eye on them. They risk being militarised and they are in a network of terrorists. It’s a worry because we think two-thirds to three-quarters of them come from the London area, so that’s quite a large number.”

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    • 242
      The Bloke on the Clapham Omnibus says:

      Locate their families, fight back, be as uncivilised as they are.
      Cut off all benefits to them , eventually cut off utilities to them. See how long they stay.
      Tell European Court of Human Rights to go stick it where the sun don’t shine.
      The gloves are off now.
      Oh and only serve bacon butties in prison just in the morning , you dont want them to starve LOL

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    • 244
      @hateliebour says:

      Dey av uman rites innit, being indigenous trash we have no rights to protect us, thanks Liebour crap, besides if they kick off, it will be in Liebour enriched area’s, all those assets and gifted jobs Liebour will end up losing .

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    • 245
      Georgie Osborne's Blue and White Army says:

      Big Brother is alive and well.

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    • 247
      Sir Jenson Interceptor says:

      Why were they not arrested on their return? Are our borders so open that anybody can get in?

      The government’s inaction on this speaks volumes, I believe they want an attack to happen to either increase racial tension or to bring in new laws (if the EU lets them) that will affect all groups including non terrorist groups.

      I know emergency laws were rushed through recently but the government want more control over the people who oppose their criminal activities. It’s the salami tactic (Yes Minister) they will gain more control slice by slice.

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      • 253
        The Loonies and Fruitcakes are in charge now says:

        What is wrong with six months quarantine ?

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      • 269
        @hateliebour says:

        If they allow open borders and let all the nutters back in, I hope they have fortified the Palace of Westminster and all are learning how to use gu ns, because they can make all the laws they want but the laws will be made on the streets, uncivil servants and plod won’t get involved as they would have to have a safety cert and health and safety plans.

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      • 283
        John Bellingham says:

        When the ANC terrorists of Umkhonto we Sizwe, were “de-activated” in 1994 some joined the official defence force, some the Police, a few got grace and favour government jobs, but many continued to use their Cuban and Soviet training to expand their involvement in the drug trade, bank robberies, car-theft rings, ivory and rhino poaching and general crime.
        Training on how to attack an armed convoy is quite useful in taking out a cash in transit van and the military methods of persuading an informant to talk could be quite useful for getting, say, a bank manager to help with details of when cash is arriving at a branch. Watch out for a wave of armed bank heists.

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  68. 248
    Jethro says:

    If he has been on holiday in cornwall then that is not a tan its RUST

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  69. 257
    Hugh Mungus says:

    The UK’s GDP is still 12% below its peak of 2008 without taking inflation into account.

    When inflation is taken into account, the UK economy in real terms is 30% below the GDP of 2008.

    (http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/gdp)

    England’s economy has not recovered.

    Between 2008 and 2013, U.K. GDP per person … fell from 114% of the EU average to 106%

    Samuel Tombs, senior UK economist at Capital Economics, says that the economic recovery is merely a ‘statistical mirage’ for many.

    This is because “GDP per capita is still 5 per cent below its peak, while real wages are 10 per cent below their former high.”

    If the UK was to have a constant growth of 3% in GDP, and with inflation running at 1.9% as it is presently, it would take the UK economy 25 years to attain the same GDP as of 2008 in real terms.

    One of the ‘big four’ accountancy firms PwC has said that the UK’s total debt, by 2015, will be a minimum of £10 trillion and could even exceed £11 trillion.

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    • 277
      John Bellingham says:

      So we have had 3,000,000 plus immigrants since 2008–how has that affected wage levels and GDP?

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    • 348
      táxpáyér says:

      “England’s economy has not recovered.”
      Yet land affordability has not increased…

      Coincidence? Or cause.

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    • 359
      Fishy says:

      In 2008, Britain’s economy fell (sorry, was driven) into a crater of enormous proportions. Why are you surprised?

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  70. 258

    ‘Seismic’ was the word I used when I got back from my day at the sea today.

    Peter Oborne has already used the word in his DT article.

    This is the first principled crossing of the floor that we have seen in much more than a generation. Many here would not have been able to vote then.

    This action by Douglas Carswell today is going to make a huge difference.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 299
      Percy Shaw says:

      That avatar doesn’t look like a cat’s eye to me.

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    • 310
      idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Principled? Underhand more likely. Why did Carswell not have the guts to tell Cameron face to face? What price good manner SC?

      Like

      • 363
        Fishy says:

        And Oborne is not someone I’d like to be on the same wavelength as.

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      • 482

        Promising a referendum and then not delivering one is hardly good manners itself. Then addressing the matter as an entirely new subject as if it had never been promised (and not delivered before) was frankly taking the electorate for a bunch of morons.

        Now too many are morons, it is true. But not all of them and not me in particular.

        Carswell put it very eloquently when he said he was going to his boss, the electorate of Clacton. He owes Cameron nothing, absolutely nothing.

        So where you are accusing people of failing to have good manners, you are pointing the finger of blame at the wrong person.

        I am surprised at you, @idon’tneednodoctor, I had credited you with more intelligence than that.

        Vote UKIP and do it every day :-D

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  71. 266
    cured lefty says:

    Every fucking govt decision has been prejudice d by “how will this affect the muslim vote”
    a shower of traitorous selfserving bastards
    and we continue to elect them

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  72. 268

    The people in Rotherham will continue to vote for the same people that ignored the r@pe and abuse of their children.

    There just to be a saying that if a Labour politician were seen r@ping a baby and he was wearing a red rosette, he’d still win the election.

    That is so true

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  73. 272
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Is this guy LEAVING the Establishment to join UKIP, or is he joining UKIP to make it part of The Establishment?

    BEWARE Nigel, of Greeks bearing gifts!!!

    UKIP’s biggest asset is it’s appeal to anti-Establishmentarians throughout the Nation. That appeal is tenuous, because their “Jury” is out regarding how SEPARATE UKIP will keep itself from the Westminster Elite Establishment.

    Many aspects of today’s news are potentially NEGATIVE.

    We need you to provide specific anti-Establishment assurances if you want the projected May 2015 Earthquake to materialise!

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  74. 275
    Oi vey, my life says:

    Why did Carswell lob this grenade now?

    Well Sherlock its like this see, He has a meeting with No10 advisors to bring him up to speed(not the drug) about how the negotiations with the EU are going so far and how the list of powers to be returned is shaping up. It turns out No10 hasnt even begun work on what Honest Dave promised would be far reaching wide ranging detailed proposals. And whats more the work has been kicked into the longest of long grass and Douglas is informed he should do what Dave does and spread on the bullshine and vague promises.

    Our Mr Carswell is supposed to be answering questions about this and he quickly realises he has been pooed on from a great height and left hanging and looking like a muppet by No10 and being a man of decency this sticks in his craw somewhat, he realises that No10 has been lying all along, there will be no renegotiation of powers and no IN/OUT referendum and no looser relationship, its all been a pack of lies to gull the thick plebs.

    Dave being Dave he expected Carswell to simply fold and follow the narrative, do what he does and lie through his teeth, oooops bit of a miscalculation there Davey boy eh?

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    Incidentally, UNSC meeting today was ‘comedy central’.

    Ended in calls for diplomatic solutions etc.

    Statement from Amb. P’owers:

    h**p://usun.state.gov/briefing/statements/231127.htm

    ‘In the face of this threat, the cost of inaction is unacceptable.’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 279

      Putin is playing Double or Quits.

      It may not end well.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 304

        He’s got nothing except the U’krainian military to stop him.

        O’bama just stated in WH Press Conf:

        ‘It is not in the cards to see a military confrontation between R’ussia and the U’nited S’tates in this region.’

        O’bama also re-affirmed that NATO takes its Art 5 commitments seriously and without. He was perhaps implicitly pointing a finger at M’erkels two tier nonsense as well.

        O’bama will be travelling to E’stonia soon to speak directly there – NATO meeting in C’ardiff coming up next week (4/5 Sept).

        P’oland may intervene if R’ussia ventures further west than K’iev.

        If a land bridge is created through T’ransdniestra to M’oldova that will again change the equation.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 483

          NATO should press on with deploying further towards its borders with Russia.

          Putin needs to ‘get it’ that there is always something to stop him when he tramples upon other’s interests.

          Vote UKIP :-D

          Doesn’t that sign-off sound particularly delicious now? I’m going to say it again:

          Vote UKIP :-D

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    'Sincere' Dave says:

    Listen, Guidophiles
    Much as it may be a disappointment for you to read this, the reality is that I’m just coasting towards the next election. I’ve realised for a long time that I’m not up to the job of turning around this country (neither is George) and neither is the Conservative Party. We won’t even be able to call ourselves the Conservative & Unionist Party when Scotland goes it alone.
    I’ve realised that I’m more useless than Banky Moon.
    So don’t expect anything much from me between now and May. I’m quite happy to hand the enormous mess, like the doubling of the national debt since 2010 to my rival Mr Miliband. I’ve given up. I haven’t got the fight in me. It might have been that jellyfish sting.
    Great Britain’s up shit creek, and I now realise that my dream to become Prime Minister should have remained just that – a dream. It’s probably become a nightmare for some of you, and especially those of you now reliant on foodbanks because of all the part-time, low pay jobs our policies have created.
    I can afford to retire on my PM’s pension now, and will be able to gain positions on the boards of many of the banks we’ve helped. That’s a perk of the job. I also fancy a place in the Lords. Lord and Lady Cameron does have a certain ring to it. Daddy would be proud.

    So toodle-oo. Pip pip.

    Here’s to a Labour government next year.

    You know it makes sense.

    PS: The Butler Sloss Inquiry has been quietly forgotten.

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    • 295
      nell says:

      Oh Love this!!

      “Listen, Guidophiles
      Much as it may be a disappointment for you to read this, the reality is that I militwit am just coasting towards the next election. I’ve realised for a long time that I’m not up to the job of turning around this country (neither is bullyballs ) and neither is the Labour Party. We;re not even able to claim that we represent nthe working classes anymore. If Scotland goes it alone the labour party in England will be finished ! (Yes Please!!)
      I militwit have realised that I’m more useless than Banky Moon ot hordon’s representative to the the EU baroness ashton.

      So don’t expect anything much from me between now and May. I’m quite happy to hand the enormous mess, like the doubling of the national debt since 2007 to my ‘ failed economist bullyballs. I’ve given up. I haven’t got the fight in me. It might have been that backstabbing episode with my brother.

      Great Britain’s up shit creek, and I now realise that my dream to become Prime Minister should have remained just that – a dream. It’s probably become a nightmare for some of you, and especially those of you now reliant on foodbanks because of all the part-time, low pay jobs labour policies created.
      I can afford to retire on my PM’s pension now, and will be able to gain positions on the boards of many of the banks we’ve helped. That’s a perk of the job. I also fancy a place in the Lords. Lord and Lady Cameron does have a certain ring to it. Daddy would be proud.

      So toodle-oo. Pip pip.

      Here’s to a Labour government next year.

      You know it makes sense.

      PS: The Butler Sloss Inquiry has been quietly forgotten.

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  77. 280

    Bank gives free cats to customers who take mortgages

    Sberbank. Damn them.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  78. 281
    Speccie Watch says:

    I see Fraser Nelson has got into the Spectator pulpit to deliver his thunderbolt directed at Carswell, Isabel having been found wanting.

    Not much of a thunderbolt, more a wet lettuce really.

    The days when the Spectator was in touch with the mood of the nation seem a long way off now.

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  79. 282
    Bob Fleming says:

    If anyone thinks that 1400 children raped and tortured by Muslims in a relatively small town like Rotherham is some sort of aberration, think again.

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  80. 284
    nell says:

    There is no doubt Douglas Carswell has played an absolute trump!! The advocates of Bridge and Chess are Proud of you . Dave LOL! is left scratching his head!!

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    Anonymous says:

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    Prime Minister, this new improved deal you are talking about with the EU, when do negotiations begin?

    PM- Aaah uhm yes er aah well…..

    OK Dave, when is the next EU meeting scheduled where you will sit the other 27 member states down and thrash out a deal they can all agree on, because every other region has to agree with your demands.

    PM- Aaaah well yeah but no but yeah but no but…..

    So then Mr Cameron, can you tell us exactly what detailed demands you will be placing before the other EU regional leaders for their consideration?

    PM- Aaaah in the fullness of time and at the appropriate juncture I will simply make up more lies to gain some more time in order to shine on the gullible plebbery.

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      cuckoo says:

      I’m confused. Why did Dave want the job unless he had plans that he could bring about with this opportunity ?

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        nell says:

        Question is why did militwit want the labour leadership job if he didn’t have policies to propose – which he clearly didn’t.??!!

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          cuckoo says:

          could it be Nell that neither are concerned with policy but only with trappings of office ? [ponders]

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        Cameron is a cunting cunt says:

        “Churchill battled heroically to save Britain from tyranny, Attlee sought to rebuild the country after the ravages of war, Thatcher fought to arrest national decline. But Cameron has no such convictions. He craves office for its own sake rather than to achieve anything. Once, when asked why he wanted to become prime minister, he said: “Because I think I’d be rather good at it.” That is hardly an inspiring answer.”

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    Lock up your sons and daughters, there’s a LibLabCon-merchant about says:

    OK, let’s take stock and consider what the LibDems, Labour and Cameron’s faux Tory party stand for :

    
    

    LibDems : molesting women and under-age girls, more immigration (preferably militant Islamics raised on Dark Age barbarism), subversion of the meaning of ‘marriage’ and the undermining of family values, more EU taxation and malevolent bureaucracy with no possibility of opting out, molesting women, more corruption (both imported and home-grown) in national and local government as well as the legal system, molesting women, more taxation to fund the ever-more bloated and incompetent public sector as well as the disproven pseudo-scientific cult of ‘climate change’ and economically non-viable ‘glory’ projects, molesting women, etc. etc. ad nauseam.

    Labour : encouraging the molesting of children (preferably by imported third-world proxy in the name of the cult known as Islam), more immigration (preferably militant Islamics raised on Dark Age barbarism), subversion of the meaning of ‘marriage’ and the undermining of family values, more EU taxation and malevolent bureaucracy with no possibility of opting out, encouraging the molesting of children, more corruption (both imported and home-grown) in national and local government as well as the legal system, encouraging the molesting of children, more taxation to fund the ever-more bloated and incompetent public sector as well as the disproven pseudo-scientific cult of ‘climate change’ and economically non-viable ‘glory’ projects, encouraging the molesting of children, etc. etc. ad nauseam.

    Cameron’s faux Tories : molesting men and boys (the younger the better), more immigration (preferably militant Islamics raised on Dark Age barbarism), subversion of the meaning of ‘marriage’ and the undermining of family values, more EU taxation and malevolent bureaucracy while taking the piss by promising an opt-out referendum on the EU when hell freezes over, molesting men and boys, more corruption (both imported and home-grown) in national and local government as well as the legal system, molesting men and boys, more taxation to fund the ever-more bloated and incompetent public sector as well as the disproven pseudo-scientific cult of ‘climate change’ and economically non-viable ‘glory’ projects, molesting men and boys, etc. etc. ad nauseam.

    
    

    All things considered, the only significant difference between these vile bastards is the precise manner in which you and your family get raped and your wallet rifled.
    These three parties claim the right to rule over us, yet their members display such a total lack of morality that they have to be regarded as criminally insane.
    Through their abuse of power they have forever forfeited the right to have any say in how we are governed.
    Voting for one lot of crooks in order to keep out another lot of crooks is completely irrational.
    A vote for the LibLabCon is a wasted vote.

    Don’t encourage the bastards, come to your senses –
    You know what you have to do.

    Vote UKIP. :D

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    nell says:

    I suspect the next election is going to be all about boris, carswell and nigel farage.

    Poor dave I rather suspect he’s missed the bus . Rather like the romanov princesses he has lost contact with political reality and the feelings of real people in the UK. Question is can he regain it?!

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      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      I don’t care nell the man is a charlatan and Carswell’s departure should tell you all you need to know about Dave’s so called ‘EU renegotiation’ bullshit. He’s selling snake oil again just like he has done time and again.

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        nell says:

        It is more than that – Carswell’s timing and move is inspired and it will create political earthquakes – so well done Douglas!!

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      idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Nell, it’s oh so easy when the people you talk about are not PM. Put any of them in Cameron’s position and you will see no difference. All experts until it comes to doing the job. Be careful of what you wish for!

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      Boris says:

      I will do all in my power to make sure the bus doesn’t miss Dave.

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        nell says:

        No you won’t – if you are sensible you will will make sure that the political will run him over!! And I will help you if I have the chance!!

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    Jacques Delors says:

    Well, well, well.

    I have outwitted and used the whole UK politians and Institution for my own ends.

    Up Yours Delores, and Murdoch brings in B$iar.
    Glad to see Major gone. Saw through us all. Only spoke when solid proof was there.
    Blair, i know, spelt with a dollar sign, stuffed place people in charities, authorities this and that and gave the union a voice.
    Craft the BBC to carry on with his agenda. My agenda. Blair was brought by the spotlight, handcuffed to a wife of my choice, now believes in it with the “EC” money rolling in. What a showman.
    Introduced, no, doubled the number of laws, that is dictate to incoming elected governments his social agenda. I see no good done, but my agenda is spoken of, by my people who only talk one thing the first thing they were talked, there until they die.
    EU well save guarded.
    The Green-lefties are keeping too many distracted. Nothing has yet to beat the right-on dribble ever twenty year must embrace. No gain but my system.
    I can go on.

    Labour well just ape it.
    The tories, who could change it, have to have on going dialogue with my deeply entrenched instituitions. Todays Forty years old will need to pass way, fourty years from now, before your changes. Not a chance. Murdoch will come back. Money is too good.

    And what for now, a big bonus, UKIP spreading the opposition. A big thanks to UKIP from Jacque Delors. It bring a big smile when the past was not enough. Again, I can not think too much. I can not say it too much. Perhaps I could write it out a thousand times everyday and still smile and think A BIG THANKYOU FROM JACQUE DELORS to ukip.

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The world is both futile and fantastic at the same time. Maybe a version of Schrodinger thinking.

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    Anonymous says:

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      Fishy says:

      And almost without exception they were trafficked and raped by men from a particular group… who the BBC continue to refuse to identify, preferring to say that there are many suck criminals from the indigenous community.

      Tome for a public inquiry into Rotherham (why hasn’t Miliband asked for one?) as well as one on the culture and practices within the BBC.

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    By the way folks, this is not a joke:

    O’bama really did just say that.

    IS – Do your worst !

    O’bama did point out that it really is up to certain States in the region to stop funding IS and become invested in stopping them.

    He also pointed out that M’aliki did not act properly on the Intel which the US gave his government about developing problems in the S’unni population.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      nell says:

      I think of all US Presidents , omaha, ia probably, the worst and most incompetent and uncaring that they have ever had. The sooner they elect him out of office the better for the US and for the world!!

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    Anonymous says:

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    Confucius says:

    Principle harnessed to self-interest will go far.

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    Anonymous says:

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      nell says:

      well Rotherham is a labour stronghold that has descended into depravity and there is worse to come – there is no longer any morality in this labour cesspit – this is what happens when the rule of law and respectability breaks down and labour apparatchiks seek to leach the public purse of every last dollar for their own personal benefit and sod the taxpaying public!

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    (This smells like an active-measure)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      nell says:

      This was not a police issue – this was a labour party issue – labour thought they had their own personal sodom and gomorrah and that they would exploit it to the max!

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        Absolutely – that needs to be hammered home.

        The active measure I refer to is the concerted effort to shake the public’s faith in the criminal justice system and the police.

        The effect of this measure if successful is necessary in order for a coup d’etat to be staged.

        The police f’ederation in particular are highly infiltrated (x-check pleb-gate) but so it would seem are the PCC’s and some forces in particular.

        If you note what is in S’outh Y’orkshire, eg. M’enwith H’ill, then the infiltration line of reasoning becomes clear.

        UK has been under a sustained active measures campaign for a number of years now. When that is realized a lot of things make sense and the right decisions can be made to break the cycle.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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          Norm Normal says:

          Menwith is in N Yorks, it’s near Harrogate?

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          • True. My mistake with geography – but reasoning remains the same.

            S’outh Y’orkshire c’onstabulary is a weird one.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Norm Normal says:

            S Yorks constabulary and civil service are not wierd in the context of S Yorks.

            The triangular area betwixt the M1, A1 and M62, with Rotherham at it’s inverted apex, is a kind of human Bermuda triangle.

            They all know each other, have many secrets and worst of all, coal dust on the brain.

            Work shy and devious are not adequate expressions. They take an impish delight in obfuscation and leading authority figures up the garden path.

            Avoiding work and responsibility is a regional specialist skill. They delight in such mischief even if it takes more effort than doing things correctly.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Gutless says:

    I see John Baron and Bill Cash have been on the media trying to downplay Carswell’s move to UKIP.
    The two of them have no balls.

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    S’upreme I’mbecile is trying to deal with the naughty PCC by the look of it as well. ** Shakes Head ** – It’s a Labour problem – stick the boot in fool.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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      nell says:

      I think most of us here in England are hoping the Scots vote Yes for Independence!!

      It will decimate the labour party!! And finish them in Westminster. Yes!!! Finally – the socialist poison lacerated !!!

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        Would find another way to deal with Labours scourge that does not involve seriously compromising UK national security.

        Better strategy: Think of the children, keep S’cotland.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        Interesting times says:

        Au contraire Nell, I think it will lead to a lot of soul searching in England and I very much doubt we’ll see the Conservatives benefitting from the break-up of the UK.

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    cuckoo says:

    There is something gone wrong (something that has gone wrong in the past that still remains wrong)
    people have different abilities and understandings partly due to inheritance and also due to mental communication (teaching) in upbringing ( updragging)
    there is a mindset that I have observed in Policemen and it is more to the fore and examinable in the mindset of people who do security.
    With my artistic understanding I see these things, I do not know if my observations are evident to everybody.
    The militaristic attitude is to be applauded and we are thankful for their protection. Perhaps the failures or the frightened decide to do policing ?
    In my experience South Yorkshire plod have ( how can I explain ?)
    It is like a room where all the windows are open and the sun is shining in compared to a room that has all the windows drawn so that it is dark inside.

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      Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

      South Yorkshire filth (retd. 2001) was more than happy to perjure himself at The Old Bailey on 24/7/14 at my behest.

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        EmmaLovely, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

        Did you notice him hanging around sneering at us after he’d dumped his bullshit?

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          Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

          Was he sneering at you? I’m so sorry, Emma. He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
          Hey ho. I’m looking at three. Joaners will get two, I expect.

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          • Emma Lovely, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

            Do you have any idea how many people have died at the hands of your TNT Detector golf ball finder, Mr. Tree?

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          • Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

            A few thousand?

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          • Emma Lovely, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

            Why did it take the UK Govt until 2010 to ban the export of your £5.10 lump of plastic with a Ford Cortina aerial attached Madeleine McCann Detector explosives/narcotics finder to Iraq and Afghanistan?

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          • Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

            I don’t know. Maybe they just lost faith or weren’t doing it right. You have to shuffle your feet to charge the device and then clear your mind of all thoughts involving money.
            Also, the wind direction have can have a bearing on the results.

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          • Emma Lovely, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

            Yes, Mr. Tree. In your estimation, how many British service men and women lost their lives as a result of your company’s aerial not swinging?

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          • Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

            Several tens. Chill out, bitch.

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          • garden shed guy says:

            Although your devices have failed the double-blind test, Sam, can they detect virgins, do you think?

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          • Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

            Up to five hundred metres, yes.

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          • garden shed guy says:

            I’m 20 miles from Dunstable but I believe you, anyway.

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        cuckoo says:

        I do feel that I can sense people’s thoughts as a thing, it is like a psychic ability, it is like I am in their head, thinking their thoughts and I was dragged up in Yorkshire so I have a special understanding of the area.
        I can say there would be a shrug in the minds of the people ( so what )
        “It’s all fucked up anyway so so what ?”
        That is the issue that always needs to be addressed, the exploitation of northern labour and consumers and I do not think the solution is a fucking train.

        feel love
        feel nature

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      Mason's Arms says:

      I think you’ll find the answer lies down the Lodge rather than with all that high falutin’ stuff.

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    David, A Prime Minister says:

    Dear Dougal,

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Come on libertarian left ! The door is open and the biscuits are waiting.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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      deleted says:

      Lol, what don’t the Tories get? The English want the muslims and assorted third world cretins out of their country – if UKIP is the answer then Allah be praised

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        Labour certainly is not the answer, and neither is the S’upreme I’mbecile.

        Those who don’t really want to be here should not be encouraged to stay is perhaps the better line to take.

        Seems like there is free sex, guns and glory out in Syr!a / !raq – bit better and more fun than hanging out in E’urope. Bonus is, it’s fun which is approved by God, and there’s also free food.

        But for the UK people there is UKIP :-)

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

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    Political Correctness GCSE - Question #5 says:

    Question: In the UK which statement will land you in prison?

    Afghanistan: land of the Afghans
    Kazakhstan: land of the Kazakhs
    Kyrgyzstan: land of the Kyrgyz
    Tajikistan: land of the Tajiks
    Turkmenistan: land of the Turkmen
    Uzbekistan: land of the Uzbeks
    P’akistan: land of the P’akis
    Britain: land of the Brits
    America: land of the Yanks

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    Spanner Watch says:

    Criticizing Israel is the third rail in American politics, the major media and academia.

    Cynthia McKinney twice lost her congressional seat in 2002 and 2006. Supporting Palestinian rights was costly.

    DePaul University denied Norman Finkelstein tenure for his outspokenness and books like “The Holocaust Industry.”

    It did so despite calling him “a prolific scholar and an outstanding teacher.” It went further. It cancelled his classes.

    It placed him on administrative leave. He became persona non grata. He resigned following his academic lynching.

    Bard College fired Joel Kovel for writing “Overcoming Zionism” and comments like calling Israel “a machine for the manufacture of human rights abuses.”

    The University of Ottawa fired internationally recognized physics and environmental science expert Denis Rancourt.

    He was a tenured professor. His students loved him. It didn’t matter. Criticizing Israel cost him his job.

    http://www.globalresearch.ca/violations-of-academic-freedom-in-the-u-s-university-of-illinois-fires-professor-for-criticizing-israel/5397803

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    Call me Dave says:

    After the 2015 election I will have increased availabilty for my well-loved Mr Blobby impersonations.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Come into the light all are welcome.

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    Reimer says:

    Carswell’s ship-jumping is interesting but a bit of minor theatre given the wider culture/demographic wars, made to seem more significant to the politico-trainspotters by their immersion in these noisy cross-linking soap-opera-titbit-feeding blogs.

    Now if Putin were to join UKIP….

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    Iz all the parents fault init says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Big swing against Labour, they got smashed.

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      Postal Voter says:

      :) :) :)

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      Anonymous says:

      They got smashed by a bunch of wankers

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    • 459

      Big Swing to LDem’s but look at the +8.3% from nothing for UKIP.

      Lab / Con down quite a bit.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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        Anonymous says:

        Unless this is due to a particularly strong individual councillor, this result is quite amazing.

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          Gutless says:

          So, they rejected peeeedo enablers and voted for a party which tolerates the sexual abuse of women.
          They deserve what they get in these shitholes.

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          • Long John Silver' s parrot says:

            Too much Brown Ale in the Collingwood methinks.

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          • @hateliebour says:

            Don’t know, it’s like withdrawal from a nasty medicine, which you always took because you were told it made you better to Lucozade, which the telly is telling you is making you better, the next step will be to use your own brain to make your own decisions on what medicine you take

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    cuckoo says:

    although I am a rugged individualist by inclination I can see the socialist desire.
    take for example NASA or the hadron collider thingy or that thing that is going to land on a fucking comet. Or they grew a fucking organ inside a mammal.
    We are on the CUSP of a breakthrough in understanding everything my friends and these fuckwit Islamics are doing what for the species ?
    Just fucking get rid of them they are slowing us down

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    cuckoo says:

    Just exterminate the Islamics, it is for the best, it is like you have a herd of animals and some of them get sick you have to separate them and put them down so that they do not infect the healthy animals.
    We have so much time as a species.

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      cuckoo says:

      we have only so much time as a species

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        cuckoo says:

        OK imagine this scenario.
        all the people in the world have been destroyed except for one family and the guy finds the Kor@n and he says to his missus ” these ideas look good what do you think ?”

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          Tachybaptus says:

          It’s easy to see you haven’t read it.

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          Religion would likely survive the State in the event of a real catastrophe, such as a nuclear war.

          So God willing they would follow those rules in order to rebuild society.

          Unless they decided to develop a new religion.

          One hopes they have enough knowledge of M’arxism to ensure that their new order does not re-invent it. Ever.

          Vote UKIP :-D

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    Confucius says:

    Fraser looks like pooping his pants on Sky Press Preview at bad news for Tories.

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      Confucius says:

      Now Fraser looking very guilty talking about “ev’il” Isla’mic State…as though he doesn’t know what’s in the Ko’ran. Of course he does, just like Boris and Dave and all the rest do.

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        Is F’raser worried that with 250 battle hardened jihadi’s returned from the front his insurance premiums may have gone up ?

        Nothing to lose his head over eh :-)

        Vote UKIP :-D

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          The Laughing Kaffir Leers says:

          You can say Fraser without an apostrophe here…no love lost between GF and Fraser methinks.

          But Fraser must be wondering…how can he look like an honest commentator while supporting a government that has doubled the debt, doubled immigration, doubled Jihadi activity and halved a lot of people’s real incomes.

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    cuckoo says:

    I was telling a story earlier about how I had closely observed ducks over a 1 month or something period and I was watching them ( 6 ) and it is as if there was a secret signal and they all ( never flown before ) took to the air.
    What is that mechanism ?
    I think it is something associated with my mind reading abilities

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      Bleedin' Obvious says:

      “What is that mechanism ?”

      Hearing.

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        cuckoo says:

        ok things that have never flown before that do not even know by education that they are a duck, adopted mother is chicken. just suddenly decide all at once together eh lets go fly over there ?
        what is the mechanism ?
        anyway that interests me, that which is inherent and makes the thing what it is regardless of environment.
        it is a parable I am telling.

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          Bleedin' Obvious says:

          Take some time out, study biology, genetics, ecology, zoology and evolution…

          Somehow I get the feeling you can’t be rsed. Which is fair enough, but why inflict these quasi-thoughts on a political blog?

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          • cuckoo says:

            it is not possible to contain every knowledge so person adopts oversight. In this posting I was attempting to say something along the lines of there appear to be genetic behaviors carried forward in genes not normally explicable like how the fuck do you fly ( which is very complicated ) now I say as pertaining to the behavior of our Islamic friends that that ( raping ) behavior is inherent in the mentality.
            HTH

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      Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

      My wand is pointing your way.

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      cuckoo says:

      there was no clucking ( or maybe there was clucking while they were inside the duck house ) anyway how subtle can duck clucking be ?
      very important area still for research ( oh give me a grant )
      Is duck clucking language or is duck clucking clicking on mental mind meld areas.
      I think the latter. minds join in experience of shared reality ( this is God ) in subconscious is understanding if free of burdenous shit.

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        cuckoo says:

        probably that should be burdensome

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          cuckoo says:

          I’m taking tomorrow off. Talk amongst yourself.

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          • kill all journalists says:

            Tomorrow can take a running jump

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          • cuckoo says:

            there is of course the idea
            let me set it up
            there is a time clock in bamboo where the bamboo spreads over thousands of acres and then suddenly the whole lot will flower and seed at once creating big problem or pandas. these ” flowerings” can be over a hundred years or something.
            Consider
            a butterflies life cycle. How fucking weird is that ?
            now think. Could it possible be that in our (what we call ) genetic there is a clock ?
            think on it.

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          • Cheif Running Jump says:

            I’m not sure. Try this:

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          • Confucius, He says:

            Tomorrow just excuse to pretend today never happen.

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          • cuckoo says:

            mutations which succeed and dominate are said to be improvements.
            I can sort of understand where the islamics are coming from.
            They see other species moving forwards and conquering the stars and time and understanding the basics of the nature and they scratch their heads and think
            ” Well what is it that we are going to do that is going to make us look important ?”

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          • my imaginary friend is totally insane says:

            Sweet. Can I borrow it?

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          • cuckoo says:

            you can keep it

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          • Confucius, He says:

            Birds tweet sundown coz they feels sleepy

            OK, mate. No worries.

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          • cuckoo says:

            I’ll make another one

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        that's another fine mess you've gotten me into says:

        How do you turn a Duck into a soul singer?

        Put it in the microwave oven till its Bill Withers

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    Test says:

    Sytemic failing

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    In the Real World, the Maitre d' of m'Lud Prezza's favourite take away says:

    John always likes a soup-song of mustard on his battered sausage.

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    cuckoo says:

    attention of the Islamic state:
    it is strange of you to remind us of barbarity
    we had forgotten about it but your behavior has kindled memories.
    now that you have awakened us there is always the possibility that for each death you may suffer a thousand
    love and kisses

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    Hear All See All says:

    An interesting use for a postal vote:
    “eBay users attempt to sell their independence referendum votes”

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/police-launch-probe-after-ebay-4125444

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    Hear All See All says:

    This is one reason why the Scottish Independence vote affects the remainder of UK:
    “The threat by the three London based parties that they would block a currency union with an independent Scotland is a “dangerous game” an academic expert has warned. Dr Jim Walker has said the stance adopted by Labour, the Conservatives and the Lib Dems could result in Sterling’s reputation being damaged.”

    http://newsnetscotland.com/index.php/scottish-news/9657-currency-threat-dangerous-game-that-could-harm-pound-says-warns-expert

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      It is not the three parties who will block a currency union , it will be ENGLISH public opinion .

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        Freya says:

        Short sterling now dumbo.

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      • 517
        @hateliebour says:

        Can’t see English publlc opinion getting in the way of the Scots wanting to stay with the pound, as we all want Scotland to go it’s own way, it will destroy the LibLabCon/EU stranglehold on England and as their would be no change in the two countries the pound should stay stable as the Scots will have money to pay half of it’s debts, which should really be Scottish debt as it was two Liebour Scots who destroyed the currency and the Union.

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        • 557

          Scotland cannot have it both ways , either independence or nothing, as usual they want the best of both worlds , a no vote will not be the last of it , it will become a neverendum , the sentimentalists in Westminster will pay more danegeld year on year to keep Scotland in the union at great cost to the English taxpayers .
          Whatever happens the union can never be the same again ,too much resentment and even hatred has been whipped up by Salmond and the SNP for that ,it would be more realistic to recognise that now and hold an election for an English Parliament .

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  126. 502

    Can we see six UKIP MPs in parliament by the end of the year? Or more?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  127. 507
    Dougie Carswell says:

    Germans protected against European immigration with new laws. 6 months to find a job – or they must leave the country. We need the same.

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    • 510

      We cannot have the same , we are constrained by EU law which only applies in the UK .

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      • 540
        @hateliebour says:

        The LibLabCons have only their own interests, the public can go to hell, it’s up to Camoron to instruct the uncivil servants and he can’t be ar5ed to do that, well next May we will instruct him to F.O.

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  128. 512
    Nigel says:

    What’s the difference between a primary school and a brothel?Nothing according to Muslims.

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  129. 513
    Denis MacShameless says:

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  130. 523
    Oi vey, my life says:

    BBC narrative.

    Tory splits Tory splits Tory splits and repeat.

    Tory response.

    Only we can deliver a referendum even though it wont be binding and no list of demands has been prepared and no timetable for negotiations have been published and no appointment has been made with the EU to begin negotiations. The EU doesnt know what the government wants and has repeatedly stated it has no intention of agreeing to any reform that contradicts the ever closer union narrative.

    Publics response.

    Do you think we have just come over on the banana boat?

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    • 525
      albacore says:

      Land of deaf, blind and dumb – it’s a mystery
      Why would any nation see its destiny
      To be to sit back while its own Parliament
      With mass immigration and malign intent
      Always, year in, year out, works to ravage it?
      (Given that it’s governed by a pile of shit)

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    • 528
      Anonymous says:

      Butler Scloss? You plebs should have forgotten that by now.

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  131. 526
    fabians are evil says:

    I don’t care anymore, which is why I am going to vote UKIP. If that lets labour in – so be it – they will only do what they have done each and every time they have been elected which is to fuck up the economy. This will make them unelectable and, by then, the muzzas will be causing so much trouble that we will have to get out of europe just to regain control of our borders.

    I am sick to death of the same old same old lab v tory shite – I want vision and statesmanship.

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    • 538
      Casual Observer II says:

      The UKIP bandwagon needs to keep rolling and accelerate.

      The target now has got to be to get a significant number of M.P.s, such that neither Tosser Dave nor Miliprat have got overall majorities after the LibDumps have been destroyed.

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  132. 529
    Anonymous says:

    #LaboursDirtySecrets #CSA #Miliband #Enablers

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    • 558
      Anonymous says:

      South Yorkshire Times report
      “Doncaster Council has begun making enquiries into the conduct of its Assistant Director of Children and Families, after it emerged she worked as a manager at Rotherham Council during the years that paedophile gangs abused 1,400 children in the area. ”
      Does the Leader of HM Gov opposition feel it is perhaps now time to comment publicly as the subject veers in the direction of his own constituency?

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  133. 531
    Shaun Wright....remember me? says:

    Just in case anyone missed it earlier – South Yorkshire Police officer charged with child sex abuse

    http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/08/29/376937/uk-officer-charged-with-abuse-of-minor/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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    • 549
      @hateliebour says:

      4 years of so called Conservatives and they did nothing, Camoron is hated more the Bliar and Brown and he doesn’t seem to be bothered, it’s too late for him to start a war, his only claim to fame is the bumsex law, the history books and the Internet will show how well he ran the country, how embarrassing .

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  134. 535
    Joe & Josephine Public says:

    Wake up Dave. No it wasn’t a dream. Carswell has lit the fuse.

    YOU’RE FUCKED

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  135. 547
    Mr Dave Blobby says:

    At this very moment Lynton is dreaming up more cast iron guarantees which I will be delivering to the electorate. And no, I won’t be taking a lie-detector test.

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  136. 555
    non taxable pikey says:

    Strolling down Euston Road yesterday morning when, sirens blazing 3 armoured Audis surrounded by motorcycle plod screamed toward Kings Cross at a great rate of knots. I asked a passing Traffic Warden what that was all about. “It’s Diane Abbott’s KFC lunch order being delivered.” Laughed fit to drop.
    You have got to love the true Londoner’s sense of humour.

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