August 28th, 2014

Not So Fastrack


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    Panicky Dave says:

    What day of the week is it? Tuesday? 26th. not 23rd? I don’t even know which year it is.

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    AFC says:

    Aberdeen the best football team on the planet.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Just seen the latest immigration figures and its truly shocking.

    210,000 net migration.

    That’s never going to be enough to wipe out the white working class.
    I think we need to get Turkey and Egypt into the EU pretty damn quick.

    When I was in government we managed a million immies a year!

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    Shit Dick Brown and his socialist arsewipes can fuck off and do one. says:

    God! A moron fucks off to Ukrap and the Tories go into meltdown! Not! Every arsehole and their arsewipe knows if they vote Ukrap, they get Labour trash & NO referendum. It is a NO brainer!

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    Labour are Monsters says:

    Get a referendum?? With Div?

    Lol! Oh dear!

    (wipes eye).

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    Spoon Face Dave says:

    Let’s get Boris instead…

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    The two Muppets says:

    Why did he have to stab David Cameron in the back ? He has
    obviously timed his resignation to create the most damage .
    Loyalty and honour ,what a joke . A man as shallow as this
    is better off outside the Conservative Party .

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    Fact says:

    Dave & Co are the New Labour.

    There is no prospect of any significant renegotiation successes or meaningful referendum with the lying traitor Dave still in power.

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    BBC newsroom (Guardian editor on the phone) says:

    Yes yes yes yes yes YESSS YESSSSSSSSS

    Whitey is now just as bad:

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    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    Labour’s Keir Starmer is in BBC Radio Five Cu:nt Labour at i type,, absolving himself of all blame for the Rawalpindi Rotherham rape gangs

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    Casual Observer II says:

    Because Dave is a useless PC cnut.

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    Witty Moniker says:

    Yeah right, stay on the sinking ship with the captain who steered it into the iceberg.

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    Peter Mandelson says:

    I’d buy some shares in gazprom if I were you.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    This is only the beginning. The Rotherham scandal may well be the final straw for people and signal the end of the multi-culti fraud that was imposed on the public. We need a new Tory leader who can form a coalition with UKIP and make the changes we need to fix the damage caused by decades of social detritus being imported here. My first move would be to arrest the disgusting leftie social workers who didn’t want to ‘hurt race relations’ by acting on the victims’ reports.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The Tories have doubled the national debt, hardly cut the deficit and increased immigration.

    Another 5 years of this lot?

    i think not.

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    fuck nose says:

    Who’s watching who me?

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    Mycroft says:

    I think the only ‘no brainer’ is you.

    Fear is your last and rotten excuse for actually voting against you’re principles, rubbish excuse from a rubbish poster.

    If you had an ounce of principle you’d vote UKIP, but as you haven’t a scrap of integrity you’ll toss your vote off to the useless spaz-cam and the conservative surrender-monkeys.

    On full consideration, I’d rather you didn’t vote UKIP, we don’t need the spineless, join labour dipstick, they’re right up your street.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Anyone reckon there’ll be a Lawrence style outrage, a change in the law and peerages for the victims in Rotherham? Of course not. Working class English girls aren’t trendy enough for the left. They’re traitors.

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    twat watch says:

    You read a Twitter comment?

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    LOL :)

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    Proud Dave says:

    But I did get bumsex marriage legalised. That was far more important.

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    Captain Gordon of the SS Titanic says:

    To be fair, that whole ramming full speed into the iceberg wasn’t Dave’s fault.

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    fuck nose says:

    You’re spying on me?

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    …and not in you manifesto Dave, unlike balancing the books by 2015 and reducing ‘net’ immigration to below 100,000.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    No Thatcherite belongs in the current Conservative Party with its faux-austerity and Chancellor George II.

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    twat watch says:

    Not necessarily. Your current IP address appears to have clicked on our link. There’s nothing sinister about that, is there?

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    what we saw says:

    Don’t pick your nose

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    fuck nose says:

    Spose. What’s it all about, though?

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    dickie was a very talented photographer... says:

    and went to lots and lots of parties.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Oh look!

    I see there has been a increase in ‘net’ immigration into the UK in the year up to March, from 175,000 to 243,000, official figures show. That will go down well at the GE Dave.

    I wonder what the total immigration figures are for the year up to March, can’t be good looking at the ‘net’ immigration figures today.
    I bet we’re at 600,000+ per annum now.

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    True, the maximum imbecile and Labour set the course, jammed the throttle open and then were thrown overboard.

    Unfortunately Dave didn’t grip the wheel properly and apply the brake, he tried throwing them some life rings.

    Oh well… SS UKIP will see us through.

    Anyone else notice that Nigel let us know he is into Angling as well earlier today ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Roger Lord says:

    You are getting me.

    UKIP was create never to be a Centrally controlled dictatorship.

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    You could nuke Rotherham or Tower Hamlets and there would be no risk of hurting a non-muslim.

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    Drips that dropped says:

    You missed out the most important problem that will screw any good work towards your idea, it’s a simple problem, by simple people, if you gave the public in Rotherham a chance to vote in an election to get rid of the trash that has fcked up, politicians , plod, the whole sewer, they would vote for exactly the same crowd in the sewer, the country turns to crap while the tribes play out their fkin dreams of keeping out politicians from opposite spheres.

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    Included on List of Expressions used by twats says:


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    I LIKES eatin my bogies , tho says:

    Read The Eye from cover to cover for firs time in life this half-month , an that .

    It like comin home to find house fulla fellow-junkies , I spose .

    Remind me wot I does naturally , don’t it ??

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    Joe & Josephine Public says:


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    For the good people of Rotherham... says:

    To truly assimilate into the UK may we suggest you get a job at the BBC or better still the HOC before you start shagging children….

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    BBC News says:

    Oh goody! We’ll wank on and on about this story and blow it out of all proportion to justify our preconceived ideas.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    And where did this “net” appear from?.

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    St Tony of Iraq says:

    Is that you Harman?

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    Asian Child Abuse Industry Spokesman says:

    But they do have their uses.

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    Your having a Laff.. says:

    Thats just the African balloon sellers in Manchester…

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Nothing wrong with Immies!
    Some of my best voters are third world types.

    If we can just get another 18 million or so into the nation, I’ll be in power forever.

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    Tough on Jellyfish says:

    Tough on the causes of Jellyfish

    +1000 more

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    Joe & Josephine Public says:

    They sure helped grow lots of Parkie small businesses in the sex industry.

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    The LibLabConners says:

    The ‘net’ helps massage to figures dear, the proles are so fucking thick they won’t know the bloody difference. Anyway we must dash, we’re very busy preparing our debt and deficit slight of hand trick again like we pulled off with the red team last time around.

    Tooled pip old bean!

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    Ian, His Lopped Hairdo Is A Product Of His Satirical Barber says:

    We have a website somewhere. You’re welcome to ignore/click on it.

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    Analyst says:

    I doubt even gays think about gay sex as much as you. Hmmm… are you perhaps disgusted by your own thoughts and fantasies?

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    Party of Dave still letting in 560,000 immigrants per year says:

    Immigration up again!

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    Party of Dave still letting in 560,000 immigrants per year says:

    Immigration up again!

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    Joe & Josephine Public says:

    How come all the Parki rapists in Manchester and similar cities are keeping below the radar? The PC Social Services and Plods there are caring for them no doubt.

    The probability that this disgusting mozzie outrage was confined to Rotheram is next to zero.

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    Anonymous says:

    I won't be joining UKIP, though I wish @DouglasCarswell all the best. He has been a superb MP, and it's honourable to stand for re-election.— Daniel Hannan (@DanHannanMEP) August 28, 2014

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    Additional entry on same list says:


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    M Oaten says:

    Yes I am but I love it!

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    Proud Dave says:

    You’re quite right — I think and dream about gay sex constantly.

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    Didier Kerslake (Geordie Cynic) says:

    The fragrant Mrs Kerslake predicted some months ago that Douglas Carswell would have to go to UKIP.

    I did not agree but she was, not unusually, a better judge than I.

    Her reasoning was that Carswell seemed to suffering under the delusion that government should be for the people and by the people.

    This is diametric opposition to the rest of the Westminster cabal who are firmly convinced that the people are a bunch of pig ignorant plebs who must be reminded daily that they are ruled by the political elite of the LibLabCon party.

    I mean, they are all so fucking brilliant that we should be grateful at their benign and wise leadership.


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    Dave's Version of the Conservative Party says:

    Yes, but 214,000 came from within the EU, and we can’t do anything about them.

    True, we could have done something to stop the other 346,000 scurring into the country, but.. ooh! Look! Over there! Is that handsome Dave wearing a wetsuit! Yes, look! It’s Dave! Look everyone.. look at Dave! Oooh!

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    Coming to a town near you soon ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Curious says:

    Are you a volunteer LBGT spokesperson, or is the gay mafia blackmailing you?

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    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Hindus on the whole tend to be decent hardworking people. Not for nothing have I always loathed Pa*is. They’Dr dirty muzee perverts. We should nuke the shit out of Pkstan.

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    peter cookie says:

    You’ll need to refamiliarise yourself with the basics of the English language. We are rather pendantic when it comes to the written word.

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    Curious says:

    Poodle Tit surely?

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    Hello Clacton. says:

    Vote Carswell, vote UKIP.

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    The LibLabCon Party says:

    And what part of our divine rule do you not like, pray tell?

    Have we not blessed you with another 560,000 immigrants this last year? Massive, unlimited immigration is not to your liking? But why? What could possibly go wrong?

    You’re just racist, you are.


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    Drips that dropped says:

    Strange innit, when Camoron comes on telly to lie his head off, I change channels and watch and trash that I pressed the channel button for, I used to do the same when Bliar and Brown came on, does this mean I think that Camoron is just a lowlife like Bliar and Brown and I can’t stand the sight of him.

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    Hang on a minute says:

    I’ve seen photos of Pkistan and it looks very nice. I think we should country-swap; they all move here, we all move there.

    We’ll obviously have to leave the LibDems and the Scottish behind, but I’m sure they’ll all get on very well with each other.

    My plan will also really f*ck off the the entire EU, which is another major plus point.

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    Hello Clacton. says:

    Just the job for the Beeb, bang on about one bent white copper pervert, in the interests of, ‘balance’, ‘community diversity and enrichment’.
    So what’s the score now then? Bent white copper-1. P^kis-1400.

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    Anonymous says:

    It could be the black mafia gaymailing him.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    No, they are going on another thieving expedition.

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    Hello Clacton. says:

    They are all moving here.

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    Hang on a minute says:

    Have you seen Blair, Brown and Cameron in the same room at the same time, recently?

    No, and neither have I, and I think I’ve figured out why; it’s the same person, wearing different rubber Fluck and Law masks depending on the occasion, but underneath it’s the same contemptuous lying bastard.

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    Hang on a minute says:

    Where England leads, the rest follow. ;-)

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    Jelly babies says:

    Good job they only dumped their legal president and stuck an EU go for in instead, imagine if they had hadn’t pissed off the bear, training toy soldiers would be the last thing they would need to do.

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    Dave "unlimited immigration is spiffing" Cameron says:

    I’m working on it.

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    Nigel, I plummeted to earth @ 150mph and walked away with some fag-ash on my lapel, Farage says:

    Welcome to the fold, Duggy.

    More importantly, though, I’ve been testing my gimp for the past couple of years, Ian, His Lopped Hairdo Is A Product Of His Satirical Barber, and, soonish, I may feel able to dump something on you.

    How would feel about that?

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    Dave "unlimited immigration is spiffing" Cameron says:

    Hand on, I said I’d reduce immigration to the “tens of thousands”, and I have.

    Fifty six ten thousands.

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    thostids says:

    Which planet?

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    It’s the only way they can get people to fight for them, whereas soldiers are flooding in from all over the globe to fight with the Novorussians.

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    peter cookie says:

    It was impossible to neglect whole words on a typewriter. I’m off to feed Tinker.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Three wise monkeys, but it isn’t fair to leave Miliband and Balls out, that would make it the five wise monkeys:
    See no Evil
    Hear no Evil
    Say no evil
    Say nothing &
    Lie a Lot

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    Tinker #kung fu cats middx says:

    Are you nearly here yet?

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    Hadrian of Walls says:

    If you type “Scotland the Brave” into Google you get suggested “Scooby doo”

    You just do

    Just saying like

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    Roger Lord your "local" party candidate says:

    How can Douglas Carswell accept UKIP by-election nomination when the local UKIP party have not been consulted. He as an avid local and party democracy advocate. A two major planks of is being political.

    Democracy, moderniser, eurosceptic. Only latter will Douglas Carswell not dispute with UKIP.

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    Mock the Week says:

    Things you are unlikely to hear from a Labour leader?……..

    “I demand a full enquiry into Rotherham”

  88. 88 says:

    someone promised him a student railcard free for 12 months?

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    peter cookie says:

    I’m not quite over the limit yet. You’ll just have to wait.

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    The German World Cup Team says:


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    EU is getting ready for war ! (kind-a-sort-a):

    They just don’t get realpolitik do they.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Carswell is a cad and a bounder.

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    Tinker, from the litter tray says:

    Don’t forget to bring fat balls for the parakeets/tits.

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    On the way to Siberia says:

    I just know I should not ask but how is Putin keeping that “box” in the air?

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    Tebbit says:

    Nobody thinks that in the tory party.

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    S.Sleksic Polish immigrant says:

    no sir!!
    A bad and a counder

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    Nigella Fromage says:

    Net migration into the UK totalled 243,000 in the year up to March, up from 175,000 in the previous 12 months, official figures show.

    The Office for National Statistics said the increase in migration was “statistically significant”.

    EU citizens accounted for two-thirds of the immigration increase, the ONS said.

    There was also an increase in Romanian and Bulgarian citizens migrating to the UK, up to 28,000 from 12,000 in the previous 12 months.

    Employment restrictions affecting citizens from the two countries were lifted in January.

    Prime Minister David Cameron has previously pledged to reduce net migration to below 100,000 by 2015.

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    United Kingdom Independent Prominent Bank says:

    We offered free student rail card, after monthly loan from Westminister Palace Instuition was paid for September and prove of attendence.

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    Ellie-Mae says:

    Only real men can do that….boom-tish

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    John Bellingham says:

    If you type the name of a Scottish former prime minister or “Labour party” and “PDO-file” spelled correctly you get hundreds of websites with all sorts of information.

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    God help us says:

    All he realistically did today was put Ed Milliband into No 10 and condemn the rest of us that actually try to do something for this country to another 5 years of terror.

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    Jelly babies says:

    It’s a drone, the yanks are listening in on his speeches, they are looking for a new president who doesn’t play golf, wants to change the declaration of Independence or come from Kenya and they think Putin is a better choice than what they have in now.

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    six voters voted says:

    Hope no tiny informal inquiry over our representation of ten millon workers decided by us big six in casting our one third electoral college decision in nominating Edmund Miliband to Leader of the Labour Party.

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    We R fecked dot com says:

    sad really given the complete change around from the labour years.

    I guess UK will never learn

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    Nigel Farague says:

    its gone five and I am too pissed to talk to anybody.

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    The Labour Parteh says:

    perhaps they are trying to rub our noses in diversity?

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    Carzzi-Well says:

    5 beers?

    wimp !!

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    Mr Snotty says:

    The bottom line is that Carswell will soon be UKIP MP for Clacton, split the Tories resulting in that Hunt Milliband swanning into No 10. Economy fucked, even more immigration and no referendum.

    Thanks Dougie!

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    Charles Kennedy says:

    Welcome to the ever pissed leaders club

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    K’remlin press have pointed out many times that he is a clever dick.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Gordon McFuckwit Bust says:

    I got one on proof of attendance

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    I’d be tough on your starfish….GRRR!

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    Anonymous says:

    and the opposite of what UKIP want

    I really just give up

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    Manon_des_Source says:


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    Football Mate says:

    Fooootbaaaaaaaaawl Mate

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    Bottom says:

    Straw man b0ll0x… was Cameron and his liberal policies that created UKIP. If Maggie was there UKIP wouldn’t have existed.

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    Cinna says:

    It’s one of those tray for selling ice cream and drinks they used to have in cinemas.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    UKIP and the Tories will split the vote on the Right, allowing Labour to sneak victory he he he.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Ever heard of the word ‘coalition’… No?

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    Video was posted up earlier, but this brings out a good quote from C’arswell:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Analyst says:

    Seems so.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    UKIP and the Tories will destroy each other and allow Miliband to come into office!

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Maybe but they’re also pushing voters toward UKIP. :)

    Keep it up Dave!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The gay boy on Channel 4 news stated that Clackton was UKIP territory as the voters were old white and poorly educated(lefty speak for thick)

    Hmm. So what about muslim shit holes like Tower hamletts then? Not many bright people there and they vote Labour.

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    Democracy Now says:

    Then the Tories will have to show a bit of gumption and fight the Labour Party a bit harder. No dirty tricks would be needed: a concerted effort to ban postal vote and other electoral frauds will be worth a shaving of 2 or 3% off the corrupt Labour vote.

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    Rotherham rumbles on…

    But one must not be distracted from the real culprits: Labour.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    I bet Lynton ‘attack dog’ Crosby hadn’t planned on this. Cameron, tight-lipped and crimson-hued, shits himself. Osborne watches his house of cards start to wobble. Meanwhile Bojo is ready to pounce.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    Think you’ll find Labour will have an overall majority.

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    Democracy Now says:

    You have done next to nothing for this country. Don’t fool yourselves. The electoral system is as unrepresentative and corrupted as ever.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Coalition, say it after me 10 times so it sticks in your head.


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    Pissed off in Manchester says:

    Manchester Central 2010 result: Lab 21k, LD 10.6k, Con 5k, UKIP 0.6k.

    Manchester 2014 Locals result: Lab 95 (+9), Independent 1, that’s it.

    WTF am I supposed to do? Apart from avoiding hospitals or having children, obviously?

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    Alvin Alarf says:

    Let’s all print it out and turn up anyway.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    The rats have begun to leave the sinking ship. I cannot wait to see Scameron’s big fat gammon face as red as a baboon’s arse spinning this as a good thing for the Selfservatives…

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    Someone says:

    He lied. What are you going to do about it?

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    BBC Thought Police says:


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    Anyone who thinks the Tories could win next year is a fucking moron.

    The Tories need over 40% Labour just 35%. 33% would make Labour the single biggest party.

    The Tories are rightly toast, they have betrayed the honest hard working people of this nation.

    Cameron can fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

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    The Tories have been destroyed by Cameron.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Really? You got six numbers for next weeks lotto too?

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:


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    Moussa Koussa says:

    Let the Tories start tearing themselves apart as we approach the run-in to a general election

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    Anonymous says:

    Well the cat is now out of the bag and Camerons referendum con trick has been exposed by Carswell to be a Harold Wilson re-run. This is very damagin for the Coservatives regardless of who wins the by-election.

    I notice in his interview with toenails Cameron not only refused to say he would campaign for out if the renegotiaions were fruitless but studiously avoided to say what he would specificaly he would demand. Its all a bluff and Carswell has called it therefore Cameron is sunk and fucking good job too. The man is an out and out bullshter who thinks everone who did not go to Eton believes everything the twat says

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    Someone Else says:

    Vote UKIP with the rest of ‘em what about you?

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    Even more immigration and more debt. Sounds like the current government.

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    Democracy Now says:

    Only if you accept that our corrupt electoral system creates such a thing as legitimate ‘majorities’ amoutning to a mandate to govern. Labour, Tory, they are two cheeks of the same corrupt Westminster arse: neither party is anywhere near getting the consent of a majority of the people to rule this country.

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    my moustache is luxuriant says:

    Maybe, but only for one term, then your hero is fucking toast, along with Labour.

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    Jelly babies says:

    Seems channel 4 has something wrong,it’s the old white and poorly educated that’s been put upon by Pakistani immigrants and have had no help from white highly educated people that owe their jobs to these old white and poorly educated people, seems that voting Liebour only brings you immigration, high taxes, contempt from the Liebour politicians and their political civil servant appointees and a plod that would rather sit in their offices eating doughnuts than help these poor old white and poorly educated people.

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    Democracy Now says:

    If they don’t pull thier fingers out and start genuinely trying to deliver a fair electoral system, then they deserve to die. The current araangements are a fraud on the public and nothing short of a theft of the people’s right to express their will through a democratic government.

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    Fucking hell. Seen it all now. Just seen an advert on TV warning us about modern slavery in the UK.

    What a third world shit hole we now are. Betrayed by the Westminster scum, fat cowardly cops and gutless media.

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    Questioner says:

    You’re referring to Cameron?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Net is a way of hiding the decline in British.

    If a million British left and 1.2 million non-british arrived net would be 200K. But the decline in Britishness is vast 2.2M.

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    white girls are a small price to pay says:

    We’ll rub your noses in diversity.

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    Democrat says:

    Anonymous, and a dim blinkered fool too.

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    táxpáyér says:

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    hang about.. says:

    You’ve forgotten the abused girls in Bradford,Derby,
    Oxford etc…..

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    Just thinking aloud says:

    Net migration is irrelevant. It merely means that a decent productive Anglo-Saxon/Celtic property owner has given up and emigrated and been replaced by an entire tribe of Afro-Asian scumbags.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    If Labour can improve on their 2010 showing they will also have convincingly proven that UKIP are an insurgent right wing party not a threat to Labour in terms of disrupting their core vote in their heartlands of London and metropolitan areas in the North/Midlands of England and Wales.

    Overall it should be an interesting spectacle, and I have a sneaking suspicion that even without winning the seat the Labour party can come out the real winners on the day.

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    Not Duped says:

    So don’t tell us, you did two years national service in the IDF killing civilians?

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    comp kid says:

    Reigate Grammar,Oxford Uni.
    Typical posh Labourite who has absolutely no
    connection with the majority of British citizens.

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    @hateliebour says:

    Can’t wait for Labour to get in and finish off destroying the country, civil unrest will be a quiet holiday.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Slaves who have to risk death.

    Ukraine has lost all support now.

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    Not Duped says:

    Actually, he’s an Israeli Gofer. His job is to drag the EU into conflict with Russia.

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    the simple truth is says:

    Carswell is in touch with the British electorate.
    The Tories,Labour and Lib sex pests aren’t.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Obarmy is looking very “flexible” regarding Russia these days.

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    Jelly babies says:

    Kousey, people will only have to say Rotherham next year and people will run away from voting for Liebour, you can’t make enough white wash in the world to cover what you lot have done to ordinary working/none working people, shame on you and shame on Liebour.

  166. 166
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Labour will win the next election and five years after that Ukip will probably have one member, Farrage. Before Kippers says it’s not true could they name a Labour MP thats defected to Ukip?

  167. 167
    táxpáyér says:

    It’s insulting as it implies a British person is just easily replaced with an import.

    LibLabCon Invasion of the country snatchers.

  168. 168

    Vote UKIP :-D

  169. 169
    well i never says:

    A few months ago a Pakistani woman was stoned to
    death outside Lahore High Court by her own relatives
    for marrying against their wishes.

    Don’t remember any Western feminists protesting against
    this abhorrent act.

  170. 170
    a monkey says:

    Don’t compare me with one of those imbeciles.

  171. 171
    :) says:

    :) x 10000000000000000

  172. 172
    well says:

    If I lived in Clacton I’d vote for Carswell.
    Good luck to him.

  173. 173
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Carswell – Tory MP whose seat is under threat from UKIP defects to UKIP. Blatant self serving opportunism

  174. 174
    rick says:

    Hopefully this will pull the rug from under those Tories who are still pushing the lie that Dave is serious about EU reform.

  175. 175
    Lynton says:

    Of course he didn’t, I’m still waiting for the polling on what would be the best strategy to continue the con, you surely don’t think he makes up his own mind cobber.

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    you really must try harder says:

    UKIP have taken votes from Labour and the Tories.
    Voters feel they have nothing to lose and are prepared to
    take the risk. They hate the EU more than any alternative

    Pathetic scaremongering by suggesting that votes for UKIP
    will let Miliband into No.10 won’t work.

  177. 177
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Prime Minister David Cameron has previously pledged to reduce net migration to below 100,000 by 2015.

    Not only does he know fine well that this target won’t be met, he also knows that ‘net migration’ is a complete red herring which distracts us from the crux of the issue – the kind of people emigrating to and from Britain.

    If 100,000 professional, law abiding white people were to emigrate this year and be replaced by 100,000 lawless, Ebola-ridden Africans then net migration would be zero, and the well-oiled Tory spin machine would be going into overdrive, depicting Cameron as a tough guy for having reduced ‘net migration’ to zero. Food for thought.

  178. 178
    Chinky Davey says:

    Ha ha, gotta love these fucking UKIP mongs, they now call themselves “we”! Ha ha ha ha, wake up you fucking tards, UKIP are a Mossad controlled “devide and conquer” party. A distraction for all you frothy mouthed types to give you a little bit of false hope that the scum in suits actually give a fuck about your views and concerns. Newsflash fucknuts, they don’t, none of them do, the morning after the election when whatever scumbag has claimed victory all you UKIP mongs are gonna be really, really fucked. Don’t reply calling me a leftie. I’m not. I don’t give a fuck about any of them, bullet in the head of each and every MP would be a good place to start some real change, then move onto the palace then the mosques and churches.

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    Hack Off says:

    Where are all the C-list celebrities? Why aren’t they calling for a change in the law?

    It’s almost as if they are more concerned with covering up their own indiscretions rather than protecting vulnerable children.

  180. 180
    Douglas Meanswell says:

    Ban the 2500 from returning to their UK nests.

  181. 181
    how about says:

    Move south?

  182. 182
    it's not rocket science says:

    Wonder which ethnic group is behind slavery in modern Britain?

  183. 183
    rick says:

    A referendum under Dave?
    Bwahaaaahaaaaaaa!!! ……….gasp!………it’s the way he tells ‘em.

  184. 184
    @hateliebour says:

    Tick, tock, tic, tock, the death of Liebour is slowly coming, they have a leader who is in hiding, a load of drones that tick boxes and they have Rotherham, Derby and loads of other sh1tholes that Liebour hate but have to use every 5 years.

  185. 185
    Ed Balls says:

    Is that more or less than twelvety-marsbar?

  186. 186

    As it is close to 600,000 leaving none of whom will be the religion of peace members, we import mainly scum poor, we can see the promised constant property price rises collapsing as we collapse into a mooz shithole …..everywhere.

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    Dear Tories- you have a simple choice... says:

    Revoke their passports or lose the next election.

  188. 188
    @hateliebour says:

    He wouldn’t have had to reduce migration, if Liebour hadn’t open the doors to the rest of the worlds trash, for Liebour to use as voting fodder.

  189. 189
    The Swansea fans sung this to Rotherham last night says:

    the p@kis fucked yer kids
    the p@kis fucked yer kids
    Ee aye addio
    the p@kis fucked yer kids

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  191. 191
    The Sun Says says:

    …or a serendipitous coalescence of principle and self-interest.

  192. 192
    give us a clue says:

    Can anyone suggest why I should continue working and
    paying a huge amount of tax,national insurance and pension
    contributions,fund two kids through uni while immigrants
    continue to take the piss aided by pathetic politicians?

  193. 193
    Moussa Koussa says:

    John Major signed the Maastricht Treaty, thereby opening our borders.
    You can’t blame everything on Tony Blair.

  194. 194
    cured lefty says:

    Moosa any comment about Rotherham

  195. 195
    Butch Dave says:


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    it's been nearly five years but says:

    Pickles hasn’t managed to stop postal voting fraud.

  197. 197
    cured lefty says:

    Moosa any comment on Rotherham

  198. 198
    Winston says:

    I drank a fair bit, and saved the Country.

    Alas — Atlee and Thatcher did some good afterwards, but Eden, Heath, Blair, Brown and Cameron fucked it all up. The other tossers didn’t make much difference. The Fourth Reich is winning.

  199. 199
    Django the reS says:

    So let’s just see what happens at the by election, will the UKIP’er trolls here still be laughing if they hand Clacton over to Moribund and his socialist pro Europe acolytes? Bring it on!

  200. 200
    Jimmy says:

    What’s Pickles got to say about Rotherham? Isn’t he in charge of Local Authorities?

  201. 201

    Thanks for the mention. We only count the days till pension day you know.

    Ps white slag girls are of no interest to us.

  202. 202
    Django the realist. says:

    So let’s just see what happens at the by election, will the UKIP trolls here still be laughing if they hand Clacton over to Moribund and his socialist pro Europe acolytes by splitting the vote and letting the lefties in? Bring it on!

  203. 203
    Sayeeda says:

    I’m better off keeping quiet…

  204. 204
    Just thinking aloud says:

    The results of the next GE have been sitting in the safe at the electoral commission for months now.

  205. 205
    The Sun Says says:

    Osborne, the “supreme strategist”, has delivered a low wage, high immigration, retrograde economy still loaded with debt…the cocky little b deserved this.

  206. 206
    Boris Johnson says:

    Every P@kistani in the country is a p@edophile until they can prove otherwise.

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  208. 208
    Butch Dave says:

    After the election I’m going to get really tough with the EU.

  209. 209
    @hateliebour says:

    Liebour and what’s left of the Libcraps in coalition, a wet dream for all who voted for other political parties, watching Liebour argue with it’s self the Libcraps, watching both destroy each other as they try to claim they are the nicest and the most kindest.

  210. 210
    Butch Dave says:

    After the election I’m going to get really tough with immigration.

  211. 211

    Been trying to say the P word for half an hour Boz, constantly mod bottled but FFS ….WHY


  212. 212
    Mornington Crescent says:


  213. 213
    cuckoo says:

    holding the desires of 60million diversified inhabitants all in memory and measuring the one against the other at any one time is quite a difficult task.

  214. 214
    Eve of Change says:

    As a socialist I find it appalling that the political agenda is being set by the right wing enemies of the working class, who have absolutely nothing to offer that is in anyway different to what is being offered now. By that I mean the continuation of the cuts agenda, low wages, bedroom tax etc, etc.
    Just where are the silent and moribund so called `Labour left` ? They still remain mesmerised and mute within the despicably anti-working class `Labour` party . They do not have the courage of their alleged convictions, or else they would have been kicking up a a stink with the increasingly right wing agenda of the misnamed “Labour” party..No genuine socialist MP could possibly stay inside the neoliberal Labour party, but when are they going to leave ?
    Carswell is a right wing Tory who does have the courage of his right wing convictions—that much I will credit him with.
    I want to see the alleged `left` MPs in the “Labour` party doing the same thing–and soon..
    I urge all genuine socialists, trade unionists etc, to support the TUSC, who are campaigning , socialist group—that can answer all the right wing, anti working class nonsense of the likes of Carswell, and offer a working class, socialist way out . Speak up the alleged Labour `left` or forever be marginalised and by-passed. This is what you deserve

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    Ah yes, the home loving modern Britons.

    We’re all fucked. Except the rich.

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    The modbot doesn’t like the word. If you were to use that word, and another word, say McAlpine, you could be in a lot of trouble.

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Why is IMF cash being used by Kiev to murder and bomb peoples in the east of Ukraine?

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    Starbuck's says:

    We sympathise

  220. 220
    David CameraOn says:

    Fortunately no one’s noticed yet how hundreds of thousands of people from outside the EU – Chinese, Russians, Saudis, Emirates, Indians and others – are living here on a virtually permanent basis by virtue of business permits and the like. They obviously don’t count…even though they use the roads, railways, and numerous other facilities you tax payers pay for, so yes, it’s true their lifestyle is being subsidised by you lot but so far we’ve been able to pull the wool over your eyes.

  221. 221

    He means my ethnicity you fool not my hobby.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

  223. 223

    Recount to your hearts content, fools.

    I am your master infidels.

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    @hateliebour says:

    13 years mousey, Liebour had to change the damage they thought Thatcher had done, in those 13 years Liebour lied, taxed, opened immigration to the world, lied again, looked after themselves and friends, Bliar and racing cars, started a war, lied, taxed, tried to destroy the Post Office so they could sell it cheaply to their mates, stole money from private pensions, which if had been left, would have now been out in the markets helping the country, gave bribes to civil servants in big pensions and wages and sold military knowledge to civil servants who sold the company to the yanks, two aircraft carriers, that contract signed by Brown and co couldn’t be got out of, it goes on and on and you still wear your blinkers.

  225. 225
    Innocent Bystander says:

    Any reason why the 10 UKIP councillors on Rotherham Council haven’t done anything?

    And it is not the MP who is responsible for children’s protection or the police as any body with the smallest knowledge would surely know

  226. 226
    Duped Voter says:

    When you put it like that it sounds much more reasonable.

  227. 227
    Shadowy, sinister man from Mossad says:

    Curses! Rumbled!

  228. 228
    Innocent Bystander says:

    If Carswell wins he will presumably have to sit amongst the Labour MPs – that should be interesting!

  229. 229
    Enoch Powell says:

    You can’t say I didn’t warn you…

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    100 businesses support Scottish independence. That’s the corner shop voted taken care of.

  231. 231
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    You mean ‘Moss Side’ don’t you ?

  232. 232
    deleted says:

    Is your name Yuri?

  233. 233
    Duped Voter says:

    He spent three years putting together 500 pages of incomprehensible in effectual, bureaucratising nonsense – the Localism Act. Don’t let him loose on the children of the country.

  234. 234
    Boss Hogan says:

    Scotland Yard chief Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe today called for a major overhaul of Britain’s counter-terrorism powers as he warned that close to 200 potentially “militarised” fighters returning from Iraq and Syria are already in London.

    Sir Bernard said Britons who had travelled to Syria and Iraq numbered “at least 500 to 600” — higher than previous official estimates — and about 250 had already returned.

    “We think at least 500 to 600 went. Some have come back. We’ve got to keep an eye on them. They risk being militarised and they are in a network of terrorists. It’s a worry because we think two-thirds to three-quarters of them come from the London area, so that’s quite a large number.”

  235. 235
    Hamas rocketeer says:

    On the cutting edge of Muzzie technology, our smart Qassem rockets are designed to home in, with breathtaking precision. solely on the enemy’s military assets .

  236. 236
    Enoch Was Only Half Right says:

    F off Enoch, you didn’t help matters with all the stuff about pic***innies and the b**** man having the whip hand…

    You didn’t help by recruiting from the Caribbean…you didn’t help by being a swivel-eyed imperialist who wanted to hang on to India.

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    Nazi apologist

  238. 238
    Dhimmi J'on Snow, appalled someone said P.......i says:

    But at least no-one mentioned ‘Muslim’.

    The important thing is to get back to blaming white people and excusing terrorists.

    And now to Clacton with horrible white people.

  239. 239
    Scotland the Brave (realistic version) says:

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    cuckoo says:

    I went to P+kistan in the 70s, I don’t think it had been cleaned for 600 years.

  241. 241
    Pissed off in Manchester says:

    We can’t just give up all of England outside London and the SE to the cradle-snatching benefits and jihad party.

  242. 242
    The Bloke on the Clapham Omnibus says:

    Locate their families, fight back, be as uncivilised as they are.
    Cut off all benefits to them , eventually cut off utilities to them. See how long they stay.
    Tell European Court of Human Rights to go stick it where the sun don’t shine.
    The gloves are off now.
    Oh and only serve bacon butties in prison just in the morning , you dont want them to starve LOL

  243. 243
    my moustache is luxuriant says:

    Taunton Ukulele Strummers Club..?

  244. 244
    @hateliebour says:

    Dey av uman rites innit, being indigenous trash we have no rights to protect us, thanks Liebour crap, besides if they kick off, it will be in Liebour enriched area’s, all those assets and gifted jobs Liebour will end up losing .

  245. 245
    Georgie Osborne's Blue and White Army says:

    Big Brother is alive and well.

  246. 246
    Jack Ketch says:

    I have been reading the Guardian articles and associated comments on the Rotherham Labour/Asian sex gang matter. At least half the comments have been deleted, but the overall consensus is that Tory cuts are to blame. One assumes that there was insufficient money for extra paper-shredders.

  247. 247
    Sir Jenson Interceptor says:

    Why were they not arrested on their return? Are our borders so open that anybody can get in?

    The government’s inaction on this speaks volumes, I believe they want an attack to happen to either increase racial tension or to bring in new laws (if the EU lets them) that will affect all groups including non terrorist groups.

    I know emergency laws were rushed through recently but the government want more control over the people who oppose their criminal activities. It’s the salami tactic (Yes Minister) they will gain more control slice by slice.

  248. 248
    Jethro says:

    If he has been on holiday in cornwall then that is not a tan its RUST

  249. 249
    cuckoo says:

    coming back into heathrow I overheard the immigration official say to the villager in front of me ” Oh hello, and which hole did you crawl out of then ?”

  250. 250
    cured lefty says:

    Why don’t you eff off to that socialist paradise called Venezuela they’re sure to appreciate all that shite your spouting.

  251. 251
    Georgie Osborne's Blue and White Army says:

    I would rather have him inside urinating out……………

  252. 252
    @hateliebour says:

    Only in hell.

  253. 253
    The Loonies and Fruitcakes are in charge now says:

    What is wrong with six months quarantine ?

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    no you are

    It takes a seat from Tories and puts Labour in power


  255. 255
    my moustache is luxuriant says:


  256. 256
    Anonymous says:

    This will dominate R4’s Today programme tomorrow morning.

  257. 257
    Hugh Mungus says:

    The UK’s GDP is still 12% below its peak of 2008 without taking inflation into account.

    When inflation is taken into account, the UK economy in real terms is 30% below the GDP of 2008.


    England’s economy has not recovered.

    Between 2008 and 2013, U.K. GDP per person … fell from 114% of the EU average to 106%

    Samuel Tombs, senior UK economist at Capital Economics, says that the economic recovery is merely a ‘statistical mirage’ for many.

    This is because “GDP per capita is still 5 per cent below its peak, while real wages are 10 per cent below their former high.”

    If the UK was to have a constant growth of 3% in GDP, and with inflation running at 1.9% as it is presently, it would take the UK economy 25 years to attain the same GDP as of 2008 in real terms.

    One of the ‘big four’ accountancy firms PwC has said that the UK’s total debt, by 2015, will be a minimum of £10 trillion and could even exceed £11 trillion.

  258. 258

    ‘Seismic’ was the word I used when I got back from my day at the sea today.

    Peter Oborne has already used the word in his DT article.

    This is the first principled crossing of the floor that we have seen in much more than a generation. Many here would not have been able to vote then.

    This action by Douglas Carswell today is going to make a huge difference.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  259. 259
    The two Muppets says:

    I have never agreed with you before Moussa ,but I fear that you are right.

  260. 260
    David Cameron says:

    No, we’re all in this together.
    You probably remember that as one of the first lies I told.

  261. 261
    cuckoo says:

    I don’t know. Why do monkeys have a red bottom ?

  262. 262
    What's the problem? says:

    Muslims in Gaza are terrorists.

    They could always fuck off to their own countries.

  263. 263
    The two Muppets says:

    The Tories are being destroyed by the Coalition .

  264. 264
    Football Mate says:

    After november we won’t be able to leave the EU anyway. This is just a diversion until after then.

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    Say Stakipani instead

  266. 266
    cured lefty says:

    Every fucking govt decision has been prejudice d by “how will this affect the muslim vote”
    a shower of traitorous selfserving bastards
    and we continue to elect them

  267. 267
    John Bellingham says:

    My Hindoo (ex Kenyan) convenience store owner tells me today that his community has long had warnings about the sexual predations of another efnik group. Young girls especially (‘though boys too) are constantly warned about their activities. Apparently the Hindoo girls are university are particularly targeted.

  268. 268

    The people in Rotherham will continue to vote for the same people that ignored the r@pe and abuse of their children.

    There just to be a saying that if a Labour politician were seen r@ping a baby and he was wearing a red rosette, he’d still win the election.

    That is so true

  269. 269
    @hateliebour says:

    If they allow open borders and let all the nutters back in, I hope they have fortified the Palace of Westminster and all are learning how to use gu ns, because they can make all the laws they want but the laws will be made on the streets, uncivil servants and plod won’t get involved as they would have to have a safety cert and health and safety plans.

  270. 270
    cuckoo says:

    No mate you are misguided, what is required is “Rugged Individualism” with community ownership of the infrastructure.

  271. 271
    Mycroft says:

    “Issues” your post screams that you have “issues” but I don’t care, you are another ‘no brainer’ as your foamy-mouthed rant exemplifies.

    I think ‘we’ (I hope that really annoys you) should adopt a new motto one that uses ‘no brainer’ as a double-edged sword, the first and most obvious edge being that voting for us is indeed the right and proper thing to do, the other edge implying we don’t want our Party dumbed down by semi-psychotic pultroons like yourself and the originator of this little threaded run.

    I really would want to give up breathing if people with pulsating facial arteries and dribbling mouths joined us, that is my ‘polite’ way to tell you either, you are stupid, WE don’t want you, WE don’t want ‘stupid’.

    There are plenty of Parties that welcome ‘stupid’, they rejoice in ‘stupid’, they are your natural home stupid, go and be as stupid as you like but for the love of God don’t join us at UKIP.

    Happy days.

  272. 272 says:

    Is this guy LEAVING the Establishment to join UKIP, or is he joining UKIP to make it part of The Establishment?

    BEWARE Nigel, of Greeks bearing gifts!!!

    UKIP’s biggest asset is it’s appeal to anti-Establishmentarians throughout the Nation. That appeal is tenuous, because their “Jury” is out regarding how SEPARATE UKIP will keep itself from the Westminster Elite Establishment.

    Many aspects of today’s news are potentially NEGATIVE.

    We need you to provide specific anti-Establishment assurances if you want the projected May 2015 Earthquake to materialise!

  273. 273
    Anonymous says:

    How lovely that the Scotch will have entertainment when they have to try earning a living, once we get rid of them.

  274. 274
    cuckoo says:

    I blame marvel comics

  275. 275
    Oi vey, my life says:

    Why did Carswell lob this grenade now?

    Well Sherlock its like this see, He has a meeting with No10 advisors to bring him up to speed(not the drug) about how the negotiations with the EU are going so far and how the list of powers to be returned is shaping up. It turns out No10 hasnt even begun work on what Honest Dave promised would be far reaching wide ranging detailed proposals. And whats more the work has been kicked into the longest of long grass and Douglas is informed he should do what Dave does and spread on the bullshine and vague promises.

    Our Mr Carswell is supposed to be answering questions about this and he quickly realises he has been pooed on from a great height and left hanging and looking like a muppet by No10 and being a man of decency this sticks in his craw somewhat, he realises that No10 has been lying all along, there will be no renegotiation of powers and no IN/OUT referendum and no looser relationship, its all been a pack of lies to gull the thick plebs.

    Dave being Dave he expected Carswell to simply fold and follow the narrative, do what he does and lie through his teeth, oooops bit of a miscalculation there Davey boy eh?

  276. 276

    Incidentally, UNSC meeting today was ‘comedy central’.

    Ended in calls for diplomatic solutions etc.

    Statement from Amb. P’owers:


    ‘In the face of this threat, the cost of inaction is unacceptable.’

    Vote UKIP :-D

  277. 277
    John Bellingham says:

    So we have had 3,000,000 plus immigrants since 2008–how has that affected wage levels and GDP?

  278. 278
    'Sincere' Dave says:

    Listen, Guidophiles
    Much as it may be a disappointment for you to read this, the reality is that I’m just coasting towards the next election. I’ve realised for a long time that I’m not up to the job of turning around this country (neither is George) and neither is the Conservative Party. We won’t even be able to call ourselves the Conservative & Unionist Party when Scotland goes it alone.
    I’ve realised that I’m more useless than Banky Moon.
    So don’t expect anything much from me between now and May. I’m quite happy to hand the enormous mess, like the doubling of the national debt since 2010 to my rival Mr Miliband. I’ve given up. I haven’t got the fight in me. It might have been that jellyfish sting.
    Great Britain’s up shit creek, and I now realise that my dream to become Prime Minister should have remained just that – a dream. It’s probably become a nightmare for some of you, and especially those of you now reliant on foodbanks because of all the part-time, low pay jobs our policies have created.
    I can afford to retire on my PM’s pension now, and will be able to gain positions on the boards of many of the banks we’ve helped. That’s a perk of the job. I also fancy a place in the Lords. Lord and Lady Cameron does have a certain ring to it. Daddy would be proud.

    So toodle-oo. Pip pip.

    Here’s to a Labour government next year.

    You know it makes sense.

    PS: The Butler Sloss Inquiry has been quietly forgotten.

  279. 279

    Putin is playing Double or Quits.

    It may not end well.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  280. 280

    Bank gives free cats to customers who take mortgages

    Sberbank. Damn them.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Speccie Watch says:

    I see Fraser Nelson has got into the Spectator pulpit to deliver his thunderbolt directed at Carswell, Isabel having been found wanting.

    Not much of a thunderbolt, more a wet lettuce really.

    The days when the Spectator was in touch with the mood of the nation seem a long way off now.

  282. 282
    Bob Fleming says:

    If anyone thinks that 1400 children raped and tortured by Muslims in a relatively small town like Rotherham is some sort of aberration, think again.

  283. 283
    John Bellingham says:

    When the ANC terrorists of Umkhonto we Sizwe, were “de-activated” in 1994 some joined the official defence force, some the Police, a few got grace and favour government jobs, but many continued to use their Cuban and Soviet training to expand their involvement in the drug trade, bank robberies, car-theft rings, ivory and rhino poaching and general crime.
    Training on how to attack an armed convoy is quite useful in taking out a cash in transit van and the military methods of persuading an informant to talk could be quite useful for getting, say, a bank manager to help with details of when cash is arriving at a branch. Watch out for a wave of armed bank heists.

  284. 284
    nell says:

    There is no doubt Douglas Carswell has played an absolute trump!! The advocates of Bridge and Chess are Proud of you . Dave LOL! is left scratching his head!!

  285. 285
    Anonymous says:

  286. 286

    Socialism hates the working class, confiscating their money and assets to squander for the benefit of the idle shiftless chav class .

  287. 287
    BBC Thought Police says:


  288. 288
    'Sincere' Dave says:

    See 276 above

  289. 289
    baruch goldstein says:

    Ive got an idea

  290. 290
    Tachybaptus says:

    ‘May you live in exciting times.’
    — Traditional Chinese curse

  291. 291
    Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    That’s funny!

  292. 292
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    Oi vey, my life says:

    Prime Minister, this new improved deal you are talking about with the EU, when do negotiations begin?

    PM- Aaah uhm yes er aah well…..

    OK Dave, when is the next EU meeting scheduled where you will sit the other 27 member states down and thrash out a deal they can all agree on, because every other region has to agree with your demands.

    PM- Aaaah well yeah but no but yeah but no but…..

    So then Mr Cameron, can you tell us exactly what detailed demands you will be placing before the other EU regional leaders for their consideration?

    PM- Aaaah in the fullness of time and at the appropriate juncture I will simply make up more lies to gain some more time in order to shine on the gullible plebbery.

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    Lock up your sons and daughters, there’s a LibLabCon-merchant about says:

    OK, let’s take stock and consider what the LibDems, Labour and Cameron’s faux Tory party stand for :


    LibDems : molesting women and under-age girls, more immigration (preferably militant Islamics raised on Dark Age barbarism), subversion of the meaning of ‘marriage’ and the undermining of family values, more EU taxation and malevolent bureaucracy with no possibility of opting out, molesting women, more corruption (both imported and home-grown) in national and local government as well as the legal system, molesting women, more taxation to fund the ever-more bloated and incompetent public sector as well as the disproven pseudo-scientific cult of ‘climate change’ and economically non-viable ‘glory’ projects, molesting women, etc. etc. ad nauseam.

    Labour : encouraging the molesting of children (preferably by imported third-world proxy in the name of the cult known as Islam), more immigration (preferably militant Islamics raised on Dark Age barbarism), subversion of the meaning of ‘marriage’ and the undermining of family values, more EU taxation and malevolent bureaucracy with no possibility of opting out, encouraging the molesting of children, more corruption (both imported and home-grown) in national and local government as well as the legal system, encouraging the molesting of children, more taxation to fund the ever-more bloated and incompetent public sector as well as the disproven pseudo-scientific cult of ‘climate change’ and economically non-viable ‘glory’ projects, encouraging the molesting of children, etc. etc. ad nauseam.

    Cameron’s faux Tories : molesting men and boys (the younger the better), more immigration (preferably militant Islamics raised on Dark Age barbarism), subversion of the meaning of ‘marriage’ and the undermining of family values, more EU taxation and malevolent bureaucracy while taking the piss by promising an opt-out referendum on the EU when hell freezes over, molesting men and boys, more corruption (both imported and home-grown) in national and local government as well as the legal system, molesting men and boys, more taxation to fund the ever-more bloated and incompetent public sector as well as the disproven pseudo-scientific cult of ‘climate change’ and economically non-viable ‘glory’ projects, molesting men and boys, etc. etc. ad nauseam.


    All things considered, the only significant difference between these vile bastards is the precise manner in which you and your family get raped and your wallet rifled.
    These three parties claim the right to rule over us, yet their members display such a total lack of morality that they have to be regarded as criminally insane.
    Through their abuse of power they have forever forfeited the right to have any say in how we are governed.
    Voting for one lot of crooks in order to keep out another lot of crooks is completely irrational.
    A vote for the LibLabCon is a wasted vote.

    Don’t encourage the bastards, come to your senses –
    You know what you have to do.

    Vote UKIP. :D

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    nell says:

    Oh Love this!!

    “Listen, Guidophiles
    Much as it may be a disappointment for you to read this, the reality is that I militwit am just coasting towards the next election. I’ve realised for a long time that I’m not up to the job of turning around this country (neither is bullyballs ) and neither is the Labour Party. We;re not even able to claim that we represent nthe working classes anymore. If Scotland goes it alone the labour party in England will be finished ! (Yes Please!!)
    I militwit have realised that I’m more useless than Banky Moon ot hordon’s representative to the the EU baroness ashton.

    So don’t expect anything much from me between now and May. I’m quite happy to hand the enormous mess, like the doubling of the national debt since 2007 to my ‘ failed economist bullyballs. I’ve given up. I haven’t got the fight in me. It might have been that backstabbing episode with my brother.

    Great Britain’s up shit creek, and I now realise that my dream to become Prime Minister should have remained just that – a dream. It’s probably become a nightmare for some of you, and especially those of you now reliant on foodbanks because of all the part-time, low pay jobs labour policies created.
    I can afford to retire on my PM’s pension now, and will be able to gain positions on the boards of many of the banks we’ve helped. That’s a perk of the job. I also fancy a place in the Lords. Lord and Lady Cameron does have a certain ring to it. Daddy would be proud.

    So toodle-oo. Pip pip.

    Here’s to a Labour government next year.

    You know it makes sense.

    PS: The Butler Sloss Inquiry has been quietly forgotten.

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    Excellent says:

    A good concise summary.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    It’s also the most common name in the UK but not that the BBC will tell you that!

    I heard on some BBC four radio show a few weeks back that it was Oliver, Jack and Charlie. What they neglected to tell us is that the muzzies are so fucking illiterate and come from so many different places that many of them spell their favourite and possibly only boys name Muhammad. Or Mohammad or Mohamad or Mohamed or Mohammad or Mohammed or Muhamad or Muhamed or Muhamet or Muhammed or Muhammet or Mahammud.

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    cuckoo says:

    I’m confused. Why did Dave want the job unless he had plans that he could bring about with this opportunity ?

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    Percy Shaw says:

    That avatar doesn’t look like a cat’s eye to me.

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    Lock up your sons and daughters, there’s a LibLabCon-merchant about says:

    The LibDems, Labour and Cameron’s faux Tories claim the right to rule over us, yet their members display such a total lack of morality that they have to be regarded as criminally insane.
    Through their abuse of power they have forever forfeited the right to have any say in how we are governed.
    Voting for one lot of crooks in order to keep out another lot of crooks is completely irrational.
    A vote for the LibLabCon is a wasted vote.
    Don’t encourage the bastards, come to your senses –
    You know what you have to do.

    Vote UKIP. :D

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    nell says:

    I suspect the next election is going to be all about boris, carswell and nigel farage.

    Poor dave I rather suspect he’s missed the bus . Rather like the romanov princesses he has lost contact with political reality and the feelings of real people in the UK. Question is can he regain it?!

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Agreed, thanks for that ‘Oi vey, my life’.

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    Not only Mohammed there are plenty of Imrans , Masoods , Hussains and Alis etc.

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    He’s got nothing except the U’krainian military to stop him.

    O’bama just stated in WH Press Conf:

    ‘It is not in the cards to see a military confrontation between R’ussia and the U’nited S’tates in this region.’

    O’bama also re-affirmed that NATO takes its Art 5 commitments seriously and without. He was perhaps implicitly pointing a finger at M’erkels two tier nonsense as well.

    O’bama will be travelling to E’stonia soon to speak directly there – NATO meeting in C’ardiff coming up next week (4/5 Sept).

    P’oland may intervene if R’ussia ventures further west than K’iev.

    If a land bridge is created through T’ransdniestra to M’oldova that will again change the equation.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Lock up your sons and daughters, there’s a LibLabCon-merchant about says:

    If those are accurate net immigration figures then they’re truly gross.

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    nell says:

    See above also – truth is labour too are up a creek without a paddle !!

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    cuckoo says:

    Tactical voting is a bit daft. Best to think in the long term; 0-20 years at least. Vote for what you want and eventually you or your children might get it one day. Don’t vote for it and you never will.
    Don’t panic.

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    Percy Shaw says:

    That would be the localism act that removes the power to stop new estates being built and instead allows builders to directly lobby the government and override any negative decisions, would it?

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    To be pedantic it is not a spelling in the proper sense ,more a transliteration!

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Principled? Underhand more likely. Why did Carswell not have the guts to tell Cameron face to face? What price good manner SC?

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    Jacques Delors says:

    Well, well, well.

    I have outwitted and used the whole UK politians and Institution for my own ends.

    Up Yours Delores, and Murdoch brings in B$iar.
    Glad to see Major gone. Saw through us all. Only spoke when solid proof was there.
    Blair, i know, spelt with a dollar sign, stuffed place people in charities, authorities this and that and gave the union a voice.
    Craft the BBC to carry on with his agenda. My agenda. Blair was brought by the spotlight, handcuffed to a wife of my choice, now believes in it with the “EC” money rolling in. What a showman.
    Introduced, no, doubled the number of laws, that is dictate to incoming elected governments his social agenda. I see no good done, but my agenda is spoken of, by my people who only talk one thing the first thing they were talked, there until they die.
    EU well save guarded.
    The Green-lefties are keeping too many distracted. Nothing has yet to beat the right-on dribble ever twenty year must embrace. No gain but my system.
    I can go on.

    Labour well just ape it.
    The tories, who could change it, have to have on going dialogue with my deeply entrenched instituitions. Todays Forty years old will need to pass way, fourty years from now, before your changes. Not a chance. Murdoch will come back. Money is too good.

    And what for now, a big bonus, UKIP spreading the opposition. A big thanks to UKIP from Jacque Delors. It bring a big smile when the past was not enough. Again, I can not think too much. I can not say it too much. Perhaps I could write it out a thousand times everyday and still smile and think A BIG THANKYOU FROM JACQUE DELORS to ukip.

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    nell says:

    Question is why did militwit want the labour leadership job if he didn’t have policies to propose – which he clearly didn’t.??!!

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    my moustache is luxuriant says:

    Cameron’s a gaybo, he let Clegg pussywhip him.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    I don’t care nell the man is a charlatan and Carswell’s departure should tell you all you need to know about Dave’s so called ‘EU renegotiation’ bullshit. He’s selling snake oil again just like he has done time and again.

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    nell says:

    He who laughs last as they say…… !!

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The world is both futile and fantastic at the same time. Maybe a version of Schrodinger thinking.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Fair enough but my point still stands that if all of these variations in spellings were considered one name it would be the most popular name for boys in the UK at the moment.

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    Anonymous says:

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    And reducing standards in schools, churning out millions of uneducated kids destined to live in poverty with no hope for the future, while indoctrinating them that their shit lives are actually all the fault of some rich Tories

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    Thursday night at the Kiev Palladium says:

    Has Putin got an invisible brick in each hand or is that a giant mouth-organ ?

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    By the way folks, this is not a joke:

    O’bama really did just say that.

    IS – Do your worst !

    O’bama did point out that it really is up to certain States in the region to stop funding IS and become invested in stopping them.

    He also pointed out that M’aliki did not act properly on the Intel which the US gave his government about developing problems in the S’unni population.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:


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    nell says:

    It is more than that – Carswell’s timing and move is inspired and it will create political earthquakes – so well done Douglas!!

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    Anonymous says:

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Nell, it’s oh so easy when the people you talk about are not PM. Put any of them in Cameron’s position and you will see no difference. All experts until it comes to doing the job. Be careful of what you wish for!

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Are the cats both dead and alive at the same time?

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    Calm down I am on your side !

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    nell says:

    I think of all US Presidents , omaha, ia probably, the worst and most incompetent and uncaring that they have ever had. The sooner they elect him out of office the better for the US and for the world!!

  329. 329
    Confucius says:

    Principle harnessed to self-interest will go far.

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    Anonymous says:

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    non taxable pikey says:

    “I must seek permission from my boss, the people of Clacton.”

    An honourable man indeed.

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    it's fairly simple says:

    I’ve never agreed with you before Moussa
    And I still don’t.
    The Euro elections proved that voters,sick of
    being patronised and ignored,are prepared
    to take the risk.
    We hate the EU,want control of our economy
    and borders,and are sick of being repeatedly
    lied to by the LibLabCon artists.

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    nell says:

    These 3 senior Labour MP’s – patricia hewiit, harriett harman and margaret hodges all advocated support for PIE. Let’s not forget that!!

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    nell says:

    Truth is the Labour Party does not support the rights of children or the working classes anymore!!

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    cuckoo says:

    could it be Nell that neither are concerned with policy but only with trappings of office ? [ponders]

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    we'll says:

    Postal voting fraud is to blame in
    places like Tower Hamlets.

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    (This smells like an active-measure)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    táxpáyér says:

    Carter v2

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    Boris says:

    I will do all in my power to make sure the bus doesn’t miss Dave.

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    Anonymous says:

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    táxpáyér says:

    “coincidentally” the number Rápés has spiked.

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    táxpáyér says:

    I want a government that gives me owls.

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    cuckoo says:

    I suppose being the guy in the hot seat at ” the end of days” might be a bit of a bummer.

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    nell says:

    well Rotherham is a labour stronghold that has descended into depravity and there is worse to come – there is no longer any morality in this labour cesspit – this is what happens when the rule of law and respectability breaks down and labour apparatchiks seek to leach the public purse of every last dollar for their own personal benefit and sod the taxpaying public!

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    Gutless says:

    I see John Baron and Bill Cash have been on the media trying to downplay Carswell’s move to UKIP.
    The two of them have no balls.

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    Spanner Watch says:

    Fuck off you z’ionist, freemason, cut-cock sucking c’unt!

  348. 348
    táxpáyér says:

    “England’s economy has not recovered.”
    Yet land affordability has not increased…

    Coincidence? Or cause.

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    nell says:

    No you won’t – if you are sensible you will will make sure that the political will run him over!! And I will help you if I have the chance!!

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    S’upreme I’mbecile is trying to deal with the naughty PCC by the look of it as well. ** Shakes Head ** – It’s a Labour problem – stick the boot in fool.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Confucius, He says:

    Man who knock off my handle go white in face.

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    But says:

    Speak out.
    Plenty of people agree with your views.
    They’ve just been cowed into submission
    by the lefty thought police.But those days are over.
    It’s not racist to complain about immigration or the
    deliberate erosion of our culture.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Cameron is a cunting cunt says:

    Difficult Dave – there have been so many.

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    nell says:

    Who are they? Do they have any credibliity as honest people?

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    táxpáyér says:

    “enemies of the working class?”

    So why is labour so proud of punishing people for working and punishing people for employing people?

    Labour are pro-underclass.

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    And says:

    Labour also introduced tuition fees.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Cash especially makes your piss boil , he is nearing the end of his miserable career yet he has the effrontery to be critical of someone who has got the bollocks to do something he himself should have done years ago .

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    Fishy says:

    In 2008, Britain’s economy fell (sorry, was driven) into a crater of enormous proportions. Why are you surprised?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Well at least he’s done something good.

    Making NIMBYs unhappy is always a sign you’re doing something right.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Fishy says:

    And Oborne is not someone I’d like to be on the same wavelength as.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Fishy says:

    I thought that the group undertaking the review of powers and making repatriation recommendations for Cameron were not due to report until around now.

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    Who was in charge is local authorities
    from ‘ 97-2010,when the majority of the
    Rotherham abuse occurred?
    And of course Rotherham is a Labour-run
    council,stuffed full of Labour apparatchiks,
    has a Labour MP and PCC.Ed Balls was also
    Minister for Children while systematic organised
    abuse of vulnerable children was occurring.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Good job Dave didn’t grab the job using shady voting from his own brother.

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    cuckoo says:

    There is something gone wrong (something that has gone wrong in the past that still remains wrong)
    people have different abilities and understandings partly due to inheritance and also due to mental communication (teaching) in upbringing ( updragging)
    there is a mindset that I have observed in Policemen and it is more to the fore and examinable in the mindset of people who do security.
    With my artistic understanding I see these things, I do not know if my observations are evident to everybody.
    The militaristic attitude is to be applauded and we are thankful for their protection. Perhaps the failures or the frightened decide to do policing ?
    In my experience South Yorkshire plod have ( how can I explain ?)
    It is like a room where all the windows are open and the sun is shining in compared to a room that has all the windows drawn so that it is dark inside.

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    David, A Prime Minister says:

    Dear Dougal,

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    Cameron is a cunting cunt says:

    “Churchill battled heroically to save Britain from tyranny, Attlee sought to rebuild the country after the ravages of war, Thatcher fought to arrest national decline. But Cameron has no such convictions. He craves office for its own sake rather than to achieve anything. Once, when asked why he wanted to become prime minister, he said: “Because I think I’d be rather good at it.” That is hardly an inspiring answer.”

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    táxpáyér says:

    any comment on Rotherham?

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    Fishy says:

    And almost without exception they were trafficked and raped by men from a particular group… who the BBC continue to refuse to identify, preferring to say that there are many suck criminals from the indigenous community.

    Tome for a public inquiry into Rotherham (why hasn’t Miliband asked for one?) as well as one on the culture and practices within the BBC.

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    Anonymous says:

    An interesting thread on a Pakistani forum:

    Many Pakistanis are in complete denial.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    táxpáyér says:

    The west bankers mostly got booted out of Jordan for being hunts.

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    Come on libertarian left ! The door is open and the biscuits are waiting.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

    South Yorkshire filth (retd. 2001) was more than happy to perjure himself at The Old Bailey on 24/7/14 at my behest.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    thanks from mossad. says:

    Great post, you’ve made ayrabs look like a bunch of raving conspiracy minded idiots, which of course they are.

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    Did Hewitt really say that?

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    Chinky Davey says:

    Mossad also moved my car keys and nicked one of my socks (just one so i DIDNT HAVE a PAIR!!!)

    sent from my iBedsit

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    nell says:

    I think most of us here in England are hoping the Scots vote Yes for Independence!!

    It will decimate the labour party!! And finish them in Westminster. Yes!!! Finally – the socialist poison lacerated !!!

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    nell says:

    LOL! was I minuted saying that? did whoever minuted it copy me in? and did I agree that I had said that? – and wait a few days whilst I delete my emails and destroy any documents that relate to that then I can claim I never said such a thing – aren’t labour clever !!

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    EmmaLovely, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

    Did you notice him hanging around sneering at us after he’d dumped his bullshit?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vibrant Asian says:

    They’re white trash to begin with.

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    Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

    Was he sneering at you? I’m so sorry, Emma. He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
    Hey ho. I’m looking at three. Joaners will get two, I expect.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Political Correctness GCSE - Question #5 says:

    Question: In the UK which statement will land you in prison?

    Afghanistan: land of the Afghans
    Kazakhstan: land of the Kazakhs
    Kyrgyzstan: land of the Kyrgyz
    Tajikistan: land of the Tajiks
    Turkmenistan: land of the Turkmen
    Uzbekistan: land of the Uzbeks
    P’akistan: land of the P’akis
    Britain: land of the Brits
    America: land of the Yanks

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    nell says:

    This was not a police issue – this was a labour party issue – labour thought they had their own personal sodom and gomorrah and that they would exploit it to the max!

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    Not Duped says:

    You are a Liar, Shlomo

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    Spanner Watch says:

    Criticizing Israel is the third rail in American politics, the major media and academia.

    Cynthia McKinney twice lost her congressional seat in 2002 and 2006. Supporting Palestinian rights was costly.

    DePaul University denied Norman Finkelstein tenure for his outspokenness and books like “The Holocaust Industry.”

    It did so despite calling him “a prolific scholar and an outstanding teacher.” It went further. It cancelled his classes.

    It placed him on administrative leave. He became persona non grata. He resigned following his academic lynching.

    Bard College fired Joel Kovel for writing “Overcoming Zionism” and comments like calling Israel “a machine for the manufacture of human rights abuses.”

    The University of Ottawa fired internationally recognized physics and environmental science expert Denis Rancourt.

    He was a tenured professor. His students loved him. It didn’t matter. Criticizing Israel cost him his job.

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    Call me Dave says:

    After the 2015 election I will have increased availabilty for my well-loved Mr Blobby impersonations.

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    JJ says:

    That bitch needs string up.

  397. 397
    Emma Lovely, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

    Do you have any idea how many people have died at the hands of your TNT Detector golf ball finder, Mr. Tree?

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    cuckoo says:

    I do feel that I can sense people’s thoughts as a thing, it is like a psychic ability, it is like I am in their head, thinking their thoughts and I was dragged up in Yorkshire so I have a special understanding of the area.
    I can say there would be a shrug in the minds of the people ( so what )
    “It’s all fucked up anyway so so what ?”
    That is the issue that always needs to be addressed, the exploitation of northern labour and consumers and I do not think the solution is a fucking train.

    feel love
    feel nature

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    nell says:

    joyce thacker destroyer of families = what are we doing promoting these evil people. these destroyers of families??!!

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Come into the light all are welcome.

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    Index Finger says:

    Good point!

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    Reimer says:

    Carswell’s ship-jumping is interesting but a bit of minor theatre given the wider culture/demographic wars, made to seem more significant to the politico-trainspotters by their immersion in these noisy cross-linking soap-opera-titbit-feeding blogs.

    Now if Putin were to join UKIP….

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    cuckoo says:

    perhaps Dave is 30 second TV ad for bumsex

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    Absolutely – that needs to be hammered home.

    The active measure I refer to is the concerted effort to shake the public’s faith in the criminal justice system and the police.

    The effect of this measure if successful is necessary in order for a coup d’etat to be staged.

    The police f’ederation in particular are highly infiltrated (x-check pleb-gate) but so it would seem are the PCC’s and some forces in particular.

    If you note what is in S’outh Y’orkshire, eg. M’enwith H’ill, then the infiltration line of reasoning becomes clear.

    UK has been under a sustained active measures campaign for a number of years now. When that is realized a lot of things make sense and the right decisions can be made to break the cycle.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

    A few thousand?

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    Would find another way to deal with Labours scourge that does not involve seriously compromising UK national security.

    Better strategy: Think of the children, keep S’cotland.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    cuckoo says:

    Did you get the memo on internet protocols ?

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    UKIP Leader 28 august 2014 AD says:

    I, Nigel Farage, would like to state, “I have never met Jacque Delors, so I am not complicit or be held as complicit in his scheme of things.

    Its not my thing.

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    cuckoo says:

    up bitch string that

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    Iz all the parents fault init says:

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    cuckoo says:

    up bitch, string that needs

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    cuckoo says:

    up bitch, that need string

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    Anonymous says:

    Big swing against Labour, they got smashed.

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    Interesting times says:

    Au contraire Nell, I think it will lead to a lot of soul searching in England and I very much doubt we’ll see the Conservatives benefitting from the break-up of the UK.

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    Mason's Arms says:

    I think you’ll find the answer lies down the Lodge rather than with all that high falutin’ stuff.

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    cuckoo says:

    although I am a rugged individualist by inclination I can see the socialist desire.
    take for example NASA or the hadron collider thingy or that thing that is going to land on a fucking comet. Or they grew a fucking organ inside a mammal.
    We are on the CUSP of a breakthrough in understanding everything my friends and these fuckwit Islamics are doing what for the species ?
    Just fucking get rid of them they are slowing us down

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    Emma Lovely, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

    Why did it take the UK Govt until 2010 to ban the export of your £5.10 lump of plastic with a Ford Cortina aerial attached Madeleine McCann Detector explosives/narcotics finder to Iraq and Afghanistan?

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    Brooklands Bertie says:

    Take a fucking UZIi to Piccadilly Gardens for starters…the place is like the fucking Congo…

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    Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

    I don’t know. Maybe they just lost faith or weren’t doing it right. You have to shuffle your feet to charge the device and then clear your mind of all thoughts involving money.
    Also, the wind direction have can have a bearing on the results.

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    Postal Voter says:

    :) :) :)

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    cuckoo says:

    Just exterminate the Islamics, it is for the best, it is like you have a herd of animals and some of them get sick you have to separate them and put them down so that they do not infect the healthy animals.
    We have so much time as a species.

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    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    Emma Lovely, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

    Yes, Mr. Tree. In your estimation, how many British service men and women lost their lives as a result of your company’s aerial not swinging?

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    cuckoo says:

    we have only so much time as a species

  426. 426
    Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

    Several tens. Chill out, bitch.

  427. 427
    cuckoo says:

    OK imagine this scenario.
    all the people in the world have been destroyed except for one family and the guy finds the Kor@n and he says to his missus ” these ideas look good what do you think ?”

  428. 428
    Greer and Co. says:

    It’s good to see a minority religious group integrating with the normal behaviour of Australian women abroad. :)

  429. 429
    Confucius says:

    Fraser looks like pooping his pants on Sky Press Preview at bad news for Tories.

  430. 430
    garden shed guy says:

    Although your devices have failed the double-blind test, Sam, can they detect virgins, do you think?

  431. 431
    Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

    Up to five hundred metres, yes.

  432. 432
    Confucius says:

    Jimmy SoVile.

  433. 433
    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s easy to see you haven’t read it.

  434. 434
    Confucius says:

    Now Fraser looking very guilty talking about “ev’il” Isla’mic State…as though he doesn’t know what’s in the Ko’ran. Of course he does, just like Boris and Dave and all the rest do.

  435. 435
    cuckoo says:

    I was telling a story earlier about how I had closely observed ducks over a 1 month or something period and I was watching them ( 6 ) and it is as if there was a secret signal and they all ( never flown before ) took to the air.
    What is that mechanism ?
    I think it is something associated with my mind reading abilities

  436. 436
    garden shed guy says:

    I’m 20 miles from Dunstable but I believe you, anyway.

  437. 437
  438. 438
    Just An Ignorant Cattle-Like Kaffir says:

    Which part of the Kor’an do you recommend as a guide to life?

  439. 439

    It that article has been pulled.

    This one hasn’t:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  440. 440
    Anonymous says:

    They got smashed by a bunch of wankers

  441. 441
    Bleedin' Obvious says:

    “What is that mechanism ?”


  442. 442

    Religion would likely survive the State in the event of a real catastrophe, such as a nuclear war.

    So God willing they would follow those rules in order to rebuild society.

    Unless they decided to develop a new religion.

    One hopes they have enough knowledge of M’arxism to ensure that their new order does not re-invent it. Ever.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  443. 443
    deleted says:

    Lol, what don’t the Tories get? The English want the muslims and assorted third world cretins out of their country – if UKIP is the answer then Allah be praised

  444. 444
    Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

    My wand is pointing your way.

  445. 445
    cuckoo says:

    there was no clucking ( or maybe there was clucking while they were inside the duck house ) anyway how subtle can duck clucking be ?
    very important area still for research ( oh give me a grant )
    Is duck clucking language or is duck clucking clicking on mental mind meld areas.
    I think the latter. minds join in experience of shared reality ( this is God ) in subconscious is understanding if free of burdenous shit.

  446. 446
  447. 447
    cuckoo says:

    No, it isn’t.

  448. 448
    cuckoo says:

    probably that should be burdensome

  449. 449

    Labour certainly is not the answer, and neither is the S’upreme I’mbecile.

    Those who don’t really want to be here should not be encouraged to stay is perhaps the better line to take.

    Seems like there is free sex, guns and glory out in Syr!a / !raq – bit better and more fun than hanging out in E’urope. Bonus is, it’s fun which is approved by God, and there’s also free food.

    But for the UK people there is UKIP :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  450. 450
    Sam Tree Alpha 6 says:

    Aha. You’re on the line, though. You must be, diametrically, opposite to where my frequency is tuned.

  451. 451
    Jezza says:

    My guess is that’s one ugly bitch behind that black curtain

  452. 452
    cuckoo says:

    I’m taking tomorrow off. Talk amongst yourself.

  453. 453

    Is F’raser worried that with 250 battle hardened jihadi’s returned from the front his insurance premiums may have gone up ?

    Nothing to lose his head over eh :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  454. 454
    cuckoo says:

    ok things that have never flown before that do not even know by education that they are a duck, adopted mother is chicken. just suddenly decide all at once together eh lets go fly over there ?
    what is the mechanism ?
    anyway that interests me, that which is inherent and makes the thing what it is regardless of environment.
    it is a parable I am telling.

  455. 455
    kill all journalists says:

    Tomorrow can take a running jump

  456. 456
    Test says:

    Sytemic failing

  457. 457
    cuckoo says:

    there is of course the idea
    let me set it up
    there is a time clock in bamboo where the bamboo spreads over thousands of acres and then suddenly the whole lot will flower and seed at once creating big problem or pandas. these ” flowerings” can be over a hundred years or something.
    a butterflies life cycle. How fucking weird is that ?
    now think. Could it possible be that in our (what we call ) genetic there is a clock ?
    think on it.

  458. 458
    Cheif Running Jump says:

    I’m not sure. Try this:

  459. 459

    Big Swing to LDem’s but look at the +8.3% from nothing for UKIP.

    Lab / Con down quite a bit.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  460. 460
    Norm Normal says:

    Menwith is in N Yorks, it’s near Harrogate?

  461. 461
    Confucius, He says:

    Tomorrow just excuse to pretend today never happen.

  462. 462
    cuckoo says:

    mutations which succeed and dominate are said to be improvements.
    I can sort of understand where the islamics are coming from.
    They see other species moving forwards and conquering the stars and time and understanding the basics of the nature and they scratch their heads and think
    ” Well what is it that we are going to do that is going to make us look important ?”

  463. 463
    my imaginary friend is totally insane says:

    Sweet. Can I borrow it?

  464. 464

    True. My mistake with geography – but reasoning remains the same.

    S’outh Y’orkshire c’onstabulary is a weird one.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  465. 465
    cuckoo says:

    you can keep it

  466. 466
    Confucius, He says:

    Birds tweet sundown coz they feels sleepy

    OK, mate. No worries.

  467. 467
    Bleedin' Obvious says:

    Take some time out, study biology, genetics, ecology, zoology and evolution…

    Somehow I get the feeling you can’t be rsed. Which is fair enough, but why inflict these quasi-thoughts on a political blog?

  468. 468
    The Laughing Kaffir Leers says:

    Give her a break – I’m sure she shaves…at least once a month.

  469. 469
    The Laughing Kaffir Leers says:

    Mind reader discovers most people couldn’t give a t*ss as long as they’re OK. What a surprise.

  470. 470
    cuckoo says:

    I’ll make another one

  471. 471
    that's another fine mess you've gotten me into says:

  472. 472
    In the Real World, the Maitre d' of m'Lud Prezza's favourite take away says:

    John always likes a soup-song of mustard on his battered sausage.

  473. 473
    that's another fine mess you've gotten me into says:

    How do you turn a Duck into a soul singer?

    Put it in the microwave oven till its Bill Withers

  474. 474
    narcissist says:

  475. 475
    cuckoo says:

    it is not possible to contain every knowledge so person adopts oversight. In this posting I was attempting to say something along the lines of there appear to be genetic behaviors carried forward in genes not normally explicable like how the fuck do you fly ( which is very complicated ) now I say as pertaining to the behavior of our Islamic friends that that ( raping ) behavior is inherent in the mentality.

  476. 476
    The Laughing Kaffir Leers says:

    You can say Fraser without an apostrophe here…no love lost between GF and Fraser methinks.

    But Fraser must be wondering…how can he look like an honest commentator while supporting a government that has doubled the debt, doubled immigration, doubled Jihadi activity and halved a lot of people’s real incomes.

  477. 477
    Norm Normal says:

    S Yorks constabulary and civil service are not wierd in the context of S Yorks.

    The triangular area betwixt the M1, A1 and M62, with Rotherham at it’s inverted apex, is a kind of human Bermuda triangle.

    They all know each other, have many secrets and worst of all, coal dust on the brain.

    Work shy and devious are not adequate expressions. They take an impish delight in obfuscation and leading authority figures up the garden path.

    Avoiding work and responsibility is a regional specialist skill. They delight in such mischief even if it takes more effort than doing things correctly.

  478. 478
    cuckoo says:

    sad innit

  479. 479
    cuckoo says:

    I did posses one but I had more important books to read

  480. 480
    cuckoo says:

    attention of the Islamic state:
    it is strange of you to remind us of barbarity
    we had forgotten about it but your behavior has kindled memories.
    now that you have awakened us there is always the possibility that for each death you may suffer a thousand
    love and kisses

  481. 481

    Pray, what grounds can I have for believing that your name is Percy Shaw?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  482. 482

    Promising a referendum and then not delivering one is hardly good manners itself. Then addressing the matter as an entirely new subject as if it had never been promised (and not delivered before) was frankly taking the electorate for a bunch of morons.

    Now too many are morons, it is true. But not all of them and not me in particular.

    Carswell put it very eloquently when he said he was going to his boss, the electorate of Clacton. He owes Cameron nothing, absolutely nothing.

    So where you are accusing people of failing to have good manners, you are pointing the finger of blame at the wrong person.

    I am surprised at you, @idon’tneednodoctor, I had credited you with more intelligence than that.

    Vote UKIP and do it every day :-D

  483. 483

    NATO should press on with deploying further towards its borders with Russia.

    Putin needs to ‘get it’ that there is always something to stop him when he tramples upon other’s interests.

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Doesn’t that sign-off sound particularly delicious now? I’m going to say it again:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  484. 484
    D L George says:

    Winner – “Chuckle Fit of The Week Award”

  485. 485
    Anonymous says:

    Unless this is due to a particularly strong individual councillor, this result is quite amazing.

  486. 486
    Anonymous says:

    oh do fuck off
    1 MP is going to change the world


  487. 487
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He always was irritating.

  488. 488
  489. 489
  490. 490
    Hear All See All says:

    An interesting use for a postal vote:
    “eBay users attempt to sell their independence referendum votes”

  491. 491
    Vlad the Insaner says:

    Planet Fuitba’!

  492. 492
    Hear All See All says:

    This is one reason why the Scottish Independence vote affects the remainder of UK:
    “The threat by the three London based parties that they would block a currency union with an independent Scotland is a “dangerous game” an academic expert has warned. Dr Jim Walker has said the stance adopted by Labour, the Conservatives and the Lib Dems could result in Sterling’s reputation being damaged.”

  493. 493
    Knob-ends R U! says:

    + several million!

  494. 494
    non taxable pikey says:

    A mixture, I contribute to a charity that rescues asian girls (mainly Phiippina) hired as maids, usually by Gulf Arabs living in London.
    There have been cases recently of slavery in the UK based around Pikey camps.
    Then of course the illegals brought into the UK in the back of a truck, who have to work to pay off the debt to the criminal gangs involved, often Eastern European.
    Then the sex traders using illegal immigrants, our enriching Romanian and Albanian mafiosi as well as those of the religion of peace seem to be running a lot of that business.

  495. 495
    Fly Malay Sian Erelines says:

    They seem to have an answer.

  496. 496
    Gutless says:

    So, they rejected peeeedo enablers and voted for a party which tolerates the sexual abuse of women.
    They deserve what they get in these shitholes.

  497. 497
    Anonymous says:

    if we don’t do anything and don’t say anything, the situation is sure to improve!

  498. 498
    England says:

    If this had happened to white French girls, moos blood wwould be spilt.

  499. 499
    Barracco Barner says:

    Not THE Dave Spart, surely

  500. 500
    Jesse Owens says:

    … should have started sooner.

  501. 501

    It is not the three parties who will block a currency union , it will be ENGLISH public opinion .

  502. 502

    Can we see six UKIP MPs in parliament by the end of the year? Or more?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  503. 503
    Freya says:

    Short sterling now dumbo.

  504. 504
    Andy Capp says:

    As an ordinary working class man I find you as a socialist appalling. I have watched socialist lies ruin so many lives.

  505. 505

    As few as six might be a disappointment !

  506. 506

    England Land of the Angles .
    That is the one that would really get you into trouble!

  507. 507
    Dougie Carswell says:

    Germans protected against European immigration with new laws. 6 months to find a job – or they must leave the country. We need the same.

  508. 508
    pookie snackumberger says:

    We could quadruple that and more if the media were nutral.

  509. 509

    It may be best to be constantly surprised at how many there are, rather than hope for a high figure and fall short.

    Ideally there would be 400 of them but Rome was not built in a day and we want an NHBRC certificate! :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  510. 510

    We cannot have the same , we are constrained by EU law which only applies in the UK .

  511. 511
    Freya says:

    If one By Election costs £X for 6/9 months representation in a Parliament which barely listens then what is the real point of paying £6X for the privilege?

  512. 512
    Nigel says:

    What’s the difference between a primary school and a brothel?Nothing according to Muslims.

  513. 513
    Denis MacShameless says:

  514. 514
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Too much Brown Ale in the Collingwood methinks.

  515. 515

    Only if you’re wearing rose-tinted ( beer ) goggles !

  516. 516

    Sometimes it is difficult to curb one’s enthusiasm !

  517. 517
    @hateliebour says:

    Can’t see English publlc opinion getting in the way of the Scots wanting to stay with the pound, as we all want Scotland to go it’s own way, it will destroy the LibLabCon/EU stranglehold on England and as their would be no change in the two countries the pound should stay stable as the Scots will have money to pay half of it’s debts, which should really be Scottish debt as it was two Liebour Scots who destroyed the currency and the Union.

  518. 518


  519. 519
    @hateliebour says:

    So 102% :-) still dream of a country led by fckin idiots who should be banned from public life, must be watching too much bBBC tv or on drugs , which is hard to decide which these days.

  520. 520

    Are you seriously trying to suggest that every other Conservative MP is entirely happy with Dave’s approach to Europe?

    Do you want the LibLabCon to endure into infinity?

    Vote UKIP and make a once-in-a-century change :-D

  521. 521
    Lusty comrade says:

    Children are learning the sex roles that they will accept and assume in adulthood.

  522. 522
    5 Kings Cross station Lndon says:

    Thats like asking whats the difference between fillet steak and cornbeef

  523. 523
    Oi vey, my life says:

    BBC narrative.

    Tory splits Tory splits Tory splits and repeat.

    Tory response.

    Only we can deliver a referendum even though it wont be binding and no list of demands has been prepared and no timetable for negotiations have been published and no appointment has been made with the EU to begin negotiations. The EU doesnt know what the government wants and has repeatedly stated it has no intention of agreeing to any reform that contradicts the ever closer union narrative.

    Publics response.

    Do you think we have just come over on the banana boat?

  524. 524

    Quite understandable but “managing expectations” is key!

    Vote UKIP :-D

  525. 525
    albacore says:

    Land of deaf, blind and dumb – it’s a mystery
    Why would any nation see its destiny
    To be to sit back while its own Parliament
    With mass immigration and malign intent
    Always, year in, year out, works to ravage it?
    (Given that it’s governed by a pile of shit)

  526. 526
    fabians are evil says:

    I don’t care anymore, which is why I am going to vote UKIP. If that lets labour in – so be it – they will only do what they have done each and every time they have been elected which is to fuck up the economy. This will make them unelectable and, by then, the muzzas will be causing so much trouble that we will have to get out of europe just to regain control of our borders.

    I am sick to death of the same old same old lab v tory shite – I want vision and statesmanship.

  527. 527
    anon says:

    Christ! Brad looks like he’s got more lippy on than his bird.

  528. 528
    Anonymous says:

    Butler Scloss? You plebs should have forgotten that by now.

  529. 529
    Anonymous says:

    #LaboursDirtySecrets #CSA #Miliband #Enablers

  530. 530

    But the point is they are more interested in their precious careers and parliamentary pensions than the freedom and democracy of the country they have taken an oath to defend .

  531. 531
    Shaun Wright....remember me? says:

    Just in case anyone missed it earlier – South Yorkshire Police officer charged with child sex abuse

  532. 532
    non taxable pikey says:

    Can’t even fkiing surf properly.

  533. 533
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    No Tower Hamlets is the new model voting system, design by Labour.

  534. 534
    non taxable pikey says:

    FFS! wake up and smell the coffee.

  535. 535
    Joe & Josephine Public says:

    Wake up Dave. No it wasn’t a dream. Carswell has lit the fuse.


  536. 536
    inside out says:

    Did you read that Germany is cutting benefits to EU migrants and exporting them back to their home countries it they commit a crime.Banning them for 5 years from re-entry.If they can do this without the HR acts,why can’t UK.

  537. 537

    Carswell is not. We want more like him!

    Vote UKIP :-D

  538. 538
    Casual Observer II says:

    The UKIP bandwagon needs to keep rolling and accelerate.

    The target now has got to be to get a significant number of M.P.s, such that neither Tosser Dave nor Miliprat have got overall majorities after the LibDumps have been destroyed.

  539. 539
    Doug Harris says:

    Call me Dave is hoping for a continuation of the Tory/Liberal coalition. He would then be able to ditch the referendum on the basis that Clegg wouldn’t agree to it. Cameron is terrified at the prospect (however remote) of a clear Tory majority at the election.

  540. 540
    @hateliebour says:

    The LibLabCons have only their own interests, the public can go to hell, it’s up to Camoron to instruct the uncivil servants and he can’t be ar5ed to do that, well next May we will instruct him to F.O.

  541. 541
    Moshe Fatpiggybankowitz. says:

    Oy Vey! Just because we are great fans of usury deosn’t mean we make slaves of people!

  542. 542
    @hateliebour says:

    Don’t know, it’s like withdrawal from a nasty medicine, which you always took because you were told it made you better to Lucozade, which the telly is telling you is making you better, the next step will be to use your own brain to make your own decisions on what medicine you take

  543. 543
    8umboy 8illy Hague says:

    My kind of guy.

  544. 544
    Redacted says:

    “Lessons have been learnt”

  545. 545
    Fact says:

    Actually, ethnic kids now perform better than chavs at school.

  546. 546

    Cash has ruled himself out with is pouring of cold water over the Carsewell defection ( I always suspected he was just piss and wind) , where are the others going to come from ?

  547. 547
    Mr Dave Blobby says:

    At this very moment Lynton is dreaming up more cast iron guarantees which I will be delivering to the electorate. And no, I won’t be taking a lie-detector test.

  548. 548

    Should clarify that Reigate Grammar is, in fact, a private school. Fees currently £5,330 per term. As Starmer is a Labour luvvie, it was too much to expect that he went to a state school.

  549. 549
    @hateliebour says:

    4 years of so called Conservatives and they did nothing, Camoron is hated more the Bliar and Brown and he doesn’t seem to be bothered, it’s too late for him to start a war, his only claim to fame is the bumsex law, the history books and the Internet will show how well he ran the country, how embarrassing .

  550. 550
    non taxable pikey says:

    The Irish farmers will bury them in a convenient bog.

  551. 551
    Facts says:

    Yes, let’s look into gang p@edophilia by others as well, like members of government.

  552. 552
    Dave - cunting cunt - Cameron says:

    It’s a brown trousers day today.

  553. 553
    Hear all See All says:

    Daily Mail has a paragraph indicating that the 4m+ UKIP voters cannot be represented @ cenetaph “you have no mps”.
    Perhaps Clacton will provide one so that these voters can be properly represented – unless the establishment find another excuse to exclude their representative.
    Oh, and proper representation in HoL.

  554. 554
    Rotherharm Police Farce says:

    @Viscount_Nonce (Labour)

    I’d arrest you but you’re probably a moose limb so it’s ok.

  555. 555
    non taxable pikey says:

    Strolling down Euston Road yesterday morning when, sirens blazing 3 armoured Audis surrounded by motorcycle plod screamed toward Kings Cross at a great rate of knots. I asked a passing Traffic Warden what that was all about. “It’s Diane Abbott’s KFC lunch order being delivered.” Laughed fit to drop.
    You have got to love the true Londoner’s sense of humour.

  556. 556
    non taxable pikey says:

    Plus bicycle clips or elastic bands.

  557. 557

    Scotland cannot have it both ways , either independence or nothing, as usual they want the best of both worlds , a no vote will not be the last of it , it will become a neverendum , the sentimentalists in Westminster will pay more danegeld year on year to keep Scotland in the union at great cost to the English taxpayers .
    Whatever happens the union can never be the same again ,too much resentment and even hatred has been whipped up by Salmond and the SNP for that ,it would be more realistic to recognise that now and hold an election for an English Parliament .

  558. 558
    Anonymous says:

    South Yorkshire Times report
    “Doncaster Council has begun making enquiries into the conduct of its Assistant Director of Children and Families, after it emerged she worked as a manager at Rotherham Council during the years that paedophile gangs abused 1,400 children in the area. ”
    Does the Leader of HM Gov opposition feel it is perhaps now time to comment publicly as the subject veers in the direction of his own constituency?

  559. 559
    Redacted says:

    Don’t forget to by shares in J. Chandler & Co the export trade in ‘Buckfast’ will be booming.

  560. 560
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Wrong SC, OH SO WRONG!

  561. 561
    'Sincere' Dave says:

    3/10 for effort

  562. 562
    Jezza says:

    It would be funny except it’s probably true..

  563. 563

    ‘Wrong’ is not an argument. Neither is ‘shouting’.

    Give me an argument and I will always listen. Do not guarantee to agree of course… But you have failed to give one.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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