August 26th, 2014

Hub-ble Trouble Bubbles for Boris

Boris has confirmed it’s Uxbridge. A seat populated by thousands of people who work at an airport the Mayor of London would like to see shut down. Well he’s got to make it a teeny bit challenging, Guido wonders for how much longer Boris will want to have “a genuine, honest discussion about what London could achieve in a world post Heathrow.” Even today he was still lobbying for his Island hub, which should jar somewhat with the local Tories…


  1. 1
    Ed Moribund says:

    Will Boris keep it in his trousers long enough to get elected safely?

  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Simple, Boris will listen to his constituents.

    Heathrow is a vital part of the economy and needs to be expanded quickly.

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Mary Poppins' dildo says:

    I guess it’s not whether he’ll be a suitable PM but whether he’s better than the current runners and riders and for that, he damn well is. Cameron’s in the wrong party, Milliband’s just dangerously pathetic and Clegg or Cable are ended. Ho hum – the show never ends.

  5. 5
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    I think Boris is fat.

  6. 6
    Ed Milipants says:

    Jusftine buys my twowsers specially fwor me.

  7. 7
    broken carbon fibre says:

    Heathrow would still be a valid hub by the time Boris’s airport was built.

    Sheer volume would demand it.

  8. 8
    Diane Abbottopotamus says:


  9. 9
    Labour suppresses claims of child abuse (again) says:

    Guido once again off beam on main issues.

    The mainstream press still won’t say what we’re actually talking about. Namely Pakistanis in Yorkshire, Lancashire and Derbyshire specifically targetting young girls who are in and out of the care system because they perceive (rightly) that nobody cares about them. And Labour hushed it up since the late 80s because they didn’t want to be called racist and their agenda was to paint all conservatives as racist.

    Miliband’s constituency is 20 miles from Rotherham. There is evidence of child abuse consistently perpetrated by a certain racial group there too. Another long established Labour council. What does he have to say about this?

  10. 10
    Labour suppresses claims of child abuse (again) says:

    mention ch*ld ab*se and the modbot will get you

  11. 11
    Lee Jasper's butt-plug says:

    You rayciissttt

  12. 12
    táxpáyér says:

    Rotherham & Yasmin Qureshi.

    Get on it.


    A rocket directly hit a home in Ashkelon. 21 people were injured from rocket attacks upon Ashkelon, including three small children age 5-8. 30 people were treated for shock.

  13. 13
    Time to Kick Arse says:

    Just listening on the News to the report of Muslim gang exploitation of young girls in the care of Rotherham council, education system and police. The crimes are absolutely shocking but just as shocking is that not one of these so called professionals has been sacked or even disciplined. The fuckers knew it was going on but did nothing to protect the girls because they were too frit or concerned to tackle the perpetrators because they were Muslims FFS!

  14. 14
    Look over there, it's a shiny shiny thing says:

    I was an intelligence analyst for the cops and did a pan yorkshire crime thing about 10 years back and the truth of the matter is every council had a problem with kids in care being abused by identified perps!! There was no political or criminal leadership to sort it – fuck ‘em, they’re only kids in care and they don’t vote. It ain’t just Rotherham and this isn’t even the tip of the iceberg. All very convenient when you run a taxi firm, eh?

  15. 15
    Not In My Name says:

    Don’t be silly.

    Boris Island is just a stalking horse for Gatwick expansion because it has always been unworkable.

    Why all the dosh on new Gatwick Express trains, the vast disruption of extra Thameslink connections, etc.

  16. 16
    Norm Normal says:

    I hope they are made from ecologically sustainable materials, as Justine is an Ecoloon!?

  17. 17
    Winston says:

    He does not give a toss about people who live in unfashionable suburbs. He will still reside in Islington. UKIP will ruin his ambitions, here.

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    Dhimmi Dave says:

    Stupid monkeys will still vote for the blue rosette.

  20. 20
    Labour suppresses claims of child abuse (again) says:

    yep, I have a taxi firm, my brother a take-away and my cousin a B&B. And I have vodka and red bulls in the car. Wanna go for a ride?

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    At least 1,400 children were subjected to “appalling” sexual exploitation in Rotherham between 1997 and 2013, a report has found.

    Children as young as 11 were raped by multiple perpetrators, abducted, trafficked to other cities in England, beaten and intimidated it said.

    Prof Jay said police “regarded many child victims with contempt” and that by far the majority of perpetrators were described as ‘Asian’ by victims”.

    And Joyce Thacker is still in the job ?

  22. 22
    táxpáyér says:

    Thameslink goes east-west, Gatwick’s south.

  23. 23
    Sheffield says:

    You could always ask this ill educated well paid moron what he intends to do…

  24. 24
    Moribund Ed says:

    and chimps for the red one

  25. 25
    Basil Feldman says:

    Question from the Interview Panel :

    Could you tell me apart from your wife how many woman have you slept with during both of your your marriages, and how many of them became pregnant”?

    Boris : “er er………”

  26. 26
    táxpáyér says:

    There’s enough future demand for Boris’ Island, Gatwick’s new runway and Heathrow.

  27. 27
    Labour councillor says:

    sayin brown people did fiddling in Yorkshire is so waycist!

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  29. 29
    Sheffield says:

  30. 30
    bergen says:

    Boris Island is in the wrong place but Gatwick isn’t a great deal better. For better or worse Heathrow is by far the most accessible London airport for the majority of the country.

  31. 31
    The Bee Enn Pee says:

    Told you so.

  32. 32

    OH FFS. The whole point of that report is that they got away with it because ALL the experts wouldn’t do anything because the criminals were muslims. And the BBC reports the story without mentioning MUSLIM once. THE BBC ARE COMPLICIT IUN THIS

  33. 33
    David Cameron says:

    I have Rotherhams values

  34. 34
    táxpáyér says:

    didn’t Grick Niffin get arrested for saying this sort of thing would happen?

  35. 35
    Baroness Haughty von Uxbridge says:

    There’s no challenge there dahling. We all want that ghastly airport shut down as the plane noises disturb the horses, what!

  36. 36
    táxpáyér says:

  37. 37
    shelter says:

    heathrow is to be closed and redeveloped as one big shed city – this will compensate for the large private/public sector housing scheme that was abandoned in order that £10-15bn could be squandered on the olympics

    we have our priorities – no 1 is expediency

  38. 38
    táxpáyér says:

  39. 39
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Or maybe they are all amoral left wing sexual perverts who see nothing wrong in men having unprotected sex with the children of the infidel kuffur.
    It’s in their genes, (just ask Harriet & Jack and the rest of the PIE eaters)

  40. 40
    táxpáyér says:

    2 weeks of circenses costing only 20 billion quid and using up vast amounts of a prime location is far more important than mere housing.

  41. 41
    táxpáyér says:

    They do have previous regarding covering up child abuse.

  42. 42
    GetYourFactsRight says:

    Wrong. Thameslink goes north south via Gatwick Airport.

  43. 43
    Executive Summary says:

    Blonde haired imbecile that makes Hugh Grant look positively electable.

  44. 44
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Whereas Boris is a towering intellect and not the populist bufoon he pretends to be?
    F*ck off.

  45. 45
    Socialists are full of shit says:

    Labour see the working class as cannon fodder for muzzie guns or cock fodder for muzzies dicks.
    You wont see any of their loved one’s in the line of fucking or fire.

  46. 46
    Nigel Farage says:

    How about Farage Island? Like Boris island but only for whities that like ciggies and drink.

  47. 47
    Dangerous Brian says:

    We’re both right,I think he’s a dick-head.

  48. 48
    Socialists are full of shit says:

    I don’t mind a serious bloke who clowns around occasionally but Boris is all clown.

  49. 49
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Spot on.

  50. 50
    Joyce Thacker says:

    I’m looking for UKIP children. Anyone got any? Can’t afford another report like that one. FML

  51. 51
    Socialists are full of shit says:

    I know that Island didn’t it used to be called Britain?

  52. 52
    Not In My Name says:

    That is CrossRail

  53. 53
    Big Bad Boris - a cock in time, saves nine says:

    It’s not called Fuxbridge for nothing.

    Is it?

  54. 54

    Boris is great – he will stroll through

  55. 55
    Raving Loon says:

    Boris should not be allowed to be involved in “details”. He can sell a government, but he cannot govern himself.

  56. 56
    Big Bad Boris - a cock in time, saves nine says:

    I’ve got length and girth.

  57. 57
    táxpáyér says:

    I really should know the difference lol. I’m @ Gatwick loads.

  58. 58
    Dangerous Brian says:

    He certainly looks like a grade a clutz.
    However, on the positive side he has a handy reference page on his web site so sexual predators know which homes, schools and council establishments to target.

  59. 59
    Norma Stitz says:

    Cheaper than Gatwick Express and takes you right into useful bits of London. Recommended,

  60. 60
    Eh? says:

    You’ve clearly never been to Uxbridge you fvckwit Labour mong.

  61. 61
    Verkakter Schlemiel says:

    What has religion got to do with it anyaway, you thick mong? Christian priests are famous for being kiddie fiddlers!

  62. 62
    Verkakter Schlemiel says:

    Ve have strict laws about this sort of thing too!

    sanhedrin 55b . A J3w may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

    Yebhamoth 11b: “Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is of three years of age.

    Sanhedrin 54b . A J3w may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Kethuboth 11b . “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

    Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

    Abodah Zarah 36b . Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

  63. 63
    The two Muppets says:

    And baboons for the purple one .

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    I think the decision whether he will be the Conservative candidate in Uxbridge will be made by Uxbridge Conservative Association members and not by Boris or the press.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    If you drop a C on the end of mania you get a ……

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    If he does get back into Parliament the pressure for the return of Wheel Tappers and Shunters will be irresistible.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Uxbridgistan surely?

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Ah, but surely those who vote Conservative probably don’t work in the airport and will be delighted to have the noisy aeroplanes out of their airspace

  69. 69
    Uxbridge Lib-Dems says:

    3 million jobs at Heathrow affected by Boris Island, and that’s a fact.

  70. 70
    Lord Wellard of No Apologies says:

    You’re right, it’s not.

  71. 71
    Lord Wellard of No Apologies says:

    Guido, most folk in Ux&SR just aren’t that bothered, either about Heathrow or HS2. A couple of small vocal minorities are making a fuss, but honestly, most people, as in most constituencies, just ain’t that bothered to change their votes over these issues.

  72. 72
    Culturally Enriched Hellhole says:

    A small minority, who have been rightly castigated by all concerned. Regardless, that doesn’t excuse child abuse perpetrated by muslim gangs against children who, almost without exception, are not of the muslim faith, showing how these perverted parasites prey upon communities outside of their own – the same scumbags who’d be on the streets rioting if it happened to someone in their ‘community’.

  73. 73
    Culturally Enriched Hellhole says:

    How old was dirty old Mo, bacon and hellish torment be upon him, when he married six year old Aisha? And how old was he when he consummated his marriage to the then nine year old Aisha, the dirty old pig?

  74. 74
    Bloke says:

    Boris is a twat.

  75. 75
    Esther from Primark says:

    A monkey in a blue rosette could walk that seat.

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Fine by me.

    Should we not also be getting on with the missing 114 police files vis- Politicians abusing vulnerable children?

    Or is it because I is white?

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    “it’s Uxbridge”
    too far? Do the math: Boris equals (Asset) minus (et)? Or conversely, Boris represents an impediment to further Heathrow expansion. The offer of a nice fat carrot, might lure him out of the way.

  78. 78
    Celtic Proud says:

    Come on Glasgow Celtic FC. We all know Guido Fawkes would be a Celtic fan. After all he was a catholic.
    Boris is a Celtic fan too.

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Apparently Albert Einstein ( a genius ) couldn’t find his house when he lived in Switzerland.

    Boris Johnson ( an idiot ) could’t find his house with a Sat-Nav.

    If he becomes the leader of the Tory Party do you really want his stupid finger on the joint Nuclear button?

    Being au – fait in ancient matters Greek is no substitute for knowledge
    in my book.

    What a dollop he is.

    More front than Blackpool Promenade.

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