August 25th, 2014

Gallery Guido: The Bercow Remedy

The House feels it is being bounced into accepting a split role of Clerk and chief executive. MPs are complaining.

They feel that the split, if desirable, needs thought.

Whether the chief executive should answer to the Clerk of the House or to the Speaker is one important consideration.

The remedy is in their hands.

If the Backbench Business committee grants a debate with a votable Motion – and the Motion is carried – then the decision will be implemented forthwith. It is House business.

The Motion would say something along the lines of . . . A pre-appointment process should enquire into the splitting of the roles of Clerk and chief executive of the Commons in the first place and only once that principle has been established should the candidacy of Carol Mills for Clerk and chief executive be subject to a pre-appointment hearing with the power to reject her.

It needs a clerk to write the Motion, obviously. Someone who knows what they are doing.


384 Comments

  1. 1
    B&Q says:

    We have a chap nin furnishings who is quite good

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    • 12
      The two Muppets says:

      If the commons caves in to Bercow ,they will bitterly regret it .
      Bercow is plainly unfit to be Speaker and his ego and incompetence
      will trash the Office of Speaker completely .

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      • 71
        Not too keen on blackies says:

        *has trashed*

        Fixed it for you.

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      • 127
        Morgan's Organ says:

        Bercow is clearly trying to find wriggle room. Mills was not identified as a candidate for a split role so the WHOLE process should start over. Any other option is a cave in by parliament to an increasingly uncouth, abusive & undemocratic Speaker. THAT IS NO WAY FORWARD & NO WAY FOR PARLIAMENT TO ACT!

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        • 136
          Norma Stitz says:

          And how much more will the split role malarkey cost us? Another 200k at least.

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        • 202
          Morgan's Organ says:

          Quite right its NOT a compromise its a mindless political fudge and any MP who supports it has no place in parliament. These are the sort fudges that have landed us with a Federal Europe, an unholy mess with devolved government,the stupidity of Human Rights legislation, wind farm subsidies etc etc etc.

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          • hang on a min says:

            If the establishment can’t even stand up to a pathetic
            joke like Bercow, how the hell can voters have any confidence
            that it will protect us from treasonous terrorists?

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      • 251
        Former Speaker Lord Andy Pandy of rent boys says:

        Hear hear.

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    • 269
      táxpáyér says:

      Been watching the BBC debate about the differences of opinion between 2 flat earthers regarding satellites.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-28927917

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  2. 2
    Peter Grimes says:

    Presumably Berkov has imprisoned the real Clerk in his palace dungeon!

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  3. 3
    Cynic says:

    If she has any sense she will have read the runes by now and declined this poisoned chalice proffered by the poison dwarf

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    • 47
      Peter Martin says:

      One has to presume the ‘package’ will be suitably tempting and the lure of power enough to weather some storms, but given just what is already set up to pounce on any error, she’d need to be certifiable to still show even interest.

      If so, perfectly qualified it seems.

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    • 118
      Sue Denim says:

      Do the job for a week, get the sack, claim unfair dismissal.

      Enough compensation to never have to work again.

      Isn’t that her plan?

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  4. 4
    Eboli has a better chance says:

    Is Ms Engel still Chair or has it changed? If she is, you have no chance it is all done and dusted.

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  5. 5
    Not On Your Nelly says:

    The split is obviously not advisable for a constitutional body such as the House of Commons – any more than it would be reasonable to split the job of Speaker between a moderator of the assembly and a “chairman” of the board, overseeing the running of parliament.

    Procedural propriety is the core of the job and the organisational element should be in service of that, not the other way round (as it will be if a CEO role is developed).

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    • 37

      If they split the job, not only will we have two people doing one person’s work, we will also have deputies, assistant deputies, chief assistants to rhe assistant chiefs and further support staff; and we will see inter-departmental rivalries, turf wars and communication breakdowns. All this will increase the power of the Speaker, as the only one with any oversight of the whole circus. It will cost a medium-sized fortune and give a worse service than before, and there will be no chance of ever scaling it back for, once a bureaucracy is established, it is immovable.

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  6. 6
    Breaking News says:

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  7. 7
    Spotty says:

    Well done to the people who have the guts to speak the truth. Boycott Israel and freedom for Palestine from the brutal illegal occupation who have the audacity to refer to themselves as a democracy. A democracy that targets children and women simply to wipe out a race to fulfil their greed for other peoples land

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        Smelling the Bagels says:

        Here are some of your very own J3wish laws for you, Shlomo, you massive Hypocrite:

        Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only J3ws are human.

        Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

        Sanhedrin 54b . A J3w may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

        Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

        Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

        Baba Kamma 37b. Gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has “exposed their money to Israel.”

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        • 110
          Terry Waite says:

          So stay out of Israel – job done. If only the Palestinians took my advice, they wouldn’t be so dead the terrorist scumbags but I guess they’re too busy whinging to work that out.

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          • Oh Yea? says:

            “Israel” should GTF out of Palestine! The Israelis are the invaders, attackers, squatters and land thieves.

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          • Terry Waite says:

            Not quite sweetie, the Pallies just like to think it but their claim is total bs considering Britain won the war and could give any land away as we saw fit. Pallies have always been backward and have never done anything for anyone. So it’s probably best if they do keep firing their rockets whilst ISIS do their thing as, well, no one really gives a toss what happens to the useless gits.

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          • Smell the bagels says:

            Well no, there are such things as international law and the Geneva convention. Pal Civilians have a right of return.
            You see, you are not “special”, Shlomo. You are not “God’s master race”.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            Boot the west bankers back into Jordan, and the gazans back into Egypt.

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          • Anonymous says:

            “Boot the west bankers back into Jordan”

            No, just boot the bankers out all together.

            There, fixed it for you.

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          • Get back to pointing your bum at the ceiling says:

            Much of the Talmud is merely of antiquarian interest: you failed to address the point that the mandates of the Koran are regarded as eternal and immutable. Because of its insane commands to subjugate the planet, it was originally considered impolitic to translate the Koran.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            http://tinyurl.com/cilitidf

            One banker booted out.

            P.S. If you get rid of credit, you get rid of savings too. Is this really wise?

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        • 120
          Oy! says:

          The Talmud certainly takes the bagel as far as hate books go. The Koran doesn’t come close.

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          • Get back to pointing your bum at the ceiling says:

            The Talmud is as much a collection of folk lore and old debates as anything – it is not the verbatim and immutable word of the almighty full of mandates, imperatives and compulsions -many of a violent nature.

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          • Smell the bagels says:

            Bullshitting yet again, Shlomo! The Chief Rabbies of Israel are the ultimate authority and Chief Rabbi Ovadia Yusef clearly stated that:

            “Go yim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel.”

            “In Israel, death has no dominion over them… With gentiles, it will be like any person – they need to die, but [God] will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one’s donkey would die, they’d lose their money.

            “This is his servant… That’s why he gets a long life, to work well for this J3w.”

            “Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat… That is why gentiles were created.”

            This confirms the vile preachings of the Talmud as Rabbinic law.
            This chap had a massive following, 6% of sum world J3wry turned up to his funeral last year.

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          • smell my bellend says:

            We don’t care.

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          • Smell the fear says:

            Help me out here, Shlomo. Is it true that the early Talmudic scholars prohibited the translation of the Talmud into Gentile languages, fearing that if the Gentiles knew what it contained they would start unzipping the zyclonB ?

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    • 9
      Peter Grimes says:

      ‘Spotty’ presumably refers to your sub-adolescent state.

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    • 11
      Oi vey, my life says:

      It is hamas that targets innocent civilians and hamas that uses them as human shields which the snivelling cowards of hamas hide behind.

      You want to talk about brutal?

      How about hamas picking up its political enemies or those denounced by informers and lining them up in public and murdering them without a trial, just to make sure the people of Gaza get the message.

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        Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky says:

        Israel illegally occupies Palestinian territory, has put hundreds of thousands of settlers in the West Bank and East Jerusalem, where it is building an illegal wall, continues with its blockade of Gaza, and has killed over 2000 Palestinian people in the past month. Within Israel itself, it has erected an apartheid state and one that routinely discriminates against Palestinians in many areas of their lives.

        In July 2005, over 170 Palestinian non-governmental organisations called for ‘various forms of boycott’ of Israel until it had met its obligations under international law. Israel has yet to do this, and the boycott should be supported

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        • 28
          non taxable pikey says:

          Before they built the “illegal wall” 1200 Israeli civilians were murdered by car and suicide bombs. The number now is zero. Israel protects its people, Hamass uses them as cannon fodder.

          As a pre-emptive measure we should perhaps build something similar round Tower Hamlets.

          Boycott if you wish, first trash your computer, tv and mobile phone do it publicly so the world can see you taking a stand. They all contain Israeli technology. Tw@

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          • Norm Normal says:

            What I can’t understand is why they aren’t boycotting this blog?

            If it’s populated by I’sraelis and their supporters surely a boycott is necessary?

            Or are some too daft to follow their own ideology and logic?

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          • Oh Yea? says:

            You wish, abNorm Shlomo!

            Folks, don’t buy gizmos with Israeli chips in them!
            Do you really think they could resist building back doors into them?!!

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          • Norm Normal says:

            The only back doors you know anything about are found on the rear end of a camel.

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        • 52
          Norm Normal says:

          Bacha bazi? The organised abuse of muslim children.

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    • 19
      The two Muppets says:

      You really are a sad individual ,you spout absolute crap .
      I never had strong feelings about the Middle East in general
      but listening to all the hate and bile by people like you on this blog .
      I am now supporting Israel and their gallant struggle for survival .

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      • 22
        M103 says:

        Struggle for survival? They have nuclear weapons FFS. All the Palestinians have is fireworks.

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        • 27
          Well said says:

          Well said!

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        • 67
          Anonymous says:

          Then the Paly,s should have more sense then and not fire over 3000 Rockets at an infinitely stronger neighbour

          Ps. Gaza has a border blockaded by Egypt as well even they don’t want them. I noticed you completely forgot to mention that or more likely you haven’t got a clue where Gaza actually is.

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        • 78
          Norm Normal says:

          The largest rocket in the Hamas arsenal is the Iranian made Fajr-5 with a range of 50km. It’s 6.48m long and has a payload of 175kg.

          You call that a firework? Note how far Tel Aviv is from Gaza and the sort of ordinance required to reach that distance.

          Rockets and mortars are not ‘fireworks’.

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          • Smelling the Bagels says:

            So, How many millions worth of arms do Israelis unload on the Palestinian refugee camps, you fucking hypocrite, war criminal land thief?

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          • Norm Normal says:

            I’m not I’sraeli or jèwish? If you say Hamas only use ‘fireworks’, ot is obviously untrue as the Grad, Fajr-5, WS-1E and M302 rockets reach 20km, 45km, 100km & 175km respectively. Those along with the mortars are not mere fireworks.

            Bombs are what it takes to destroy caches of sophisticated rockets.

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          • broken carbon fibre says:

            Not enough.

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          • Oh Yea? says:

            FACT remains the Pals almost entirely kill attacking IDF soldiers. 64+ of them.

            Jizzies kill mostly Civilians 2000+, 1/4 of which are children.

            Your incessant whine is getting rather shrill, Shlomo!

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          • Mary Poppins says:

            Children used as human shields, nanny would be upset.

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          • broken carbon fibre says:

            Still not enough.

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          • Anonymous says:

            39,000 tank shells, 34,000 artillery shells, and 4.8 million bullets - the eqiluivalent of Hiroshima has been fired on Gaza. And that’s without the air strikes.

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          • broken carbon fibre says:

            Need more BOOM!!!!!!!!

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      • 106
        Tony Pandy-Bliar says:

        You like terrorist mass murderers ‘struggling for survival’? Funnily enough, so do I!

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    • 20
      Ermintrude says:

      Israel is exploiting anti semitism in order to silence debate and to deflect attention from legitimate criticism of the State of Israel, and, by associating anti-Zionism with anti semitism, misused to taint anyone opposed to Israeli actions and policies

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      • 24

        Semite,
        Person speaking one of a group of related languages, presumably derived from a common language, Semitic (see Semitic languages). The term came to include Arabs, Akkadians, Canaanites, some Ethiopians, and Aramaean tribes including Hebrews. Semitic tribes migrated from the Arabian Peninsula, beginning c. 2500 bc, to the Mediterranean coast, Mesopotamia, and the Nile River delta. In Phoenicia, they became seafarers. In Mesopotamia, they blended with the civilization of Sumer. The Hebrews settled at last with other Semites in Palestine.

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        • 113
          Son of Shem says:

          Many Palestinians (and delta Egyptians) are descended from Greek colonists. Many J3ws the post-1946 invaders are essentially Poles and Ukranian converts. Their Y1ddish language is essentially a German dialect. So neither of them are semites.

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      • 26
        Thanks a million says:

        +1000 (squred)

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    • 39
      idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Spotty, you seem to be an expert on the crisis in gaza and israel. Please explain, how many of those killed in gaza are hamas fighters, why the uk media show no close up pictures of hamas fighters, and no close up pictures of hamas firing rockets. Also what was the purpose of the hamas tunnels.

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      • 66
        Spotty says:

        I have never seen anyone as hate-filled and racist as Israel’s politicians towards the Palestinians. All this garbage about rockets is just a smokescreen for Israel’s real agenda, namely the extermination of the Palestinian people and theft of their land. Luckily the world can see through Israel’s sophisticated propaganda campaign, and idiotic apologists like you cannot change that

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        • 69
          Anonymous says:

          You really haven’t got a clue have you. I bet the closest you have been to the Middle East is Clacton on sea for your summer holidays.

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        • 73
          idon'tneednodoctor says:

          You are Anjem Choudary, or one of his idiotic followers. Come on admit it.

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        • 105
          Cinna says:

          *YAWN*

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        • 125
          Nobody gives a .... says:

          Look at any muslim ran country for hate-filled homicidal maniacs

          All shitholes

          All because of islam

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          • Oh Yea? says:

            More Hasbara slime, not true at all. Vast majority of Muslims are perfectly nice people.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            You named zero countries.

            Face it Mo’hamed, Mo Problems.

            iSlam is not compatible with the civilised culture needed to generate wealth.

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          • plague on all of them says:

            Don’t mistake association for causation. Many Muslim areas have oil, and so have been targetted and destabilised by the yanks. The Sunni states in particular have been attacked because they are a gateway into Russia.

            If you drop enough bombs and destroy enough infrastructure, any culture will revert to barbarism. Yanks did it to Cambodia, Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq (they created ISIL), and are now doing it to Ukraine. It’s not personal, it’s all about de-dollarisation.

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      • 88
        cured lefty says:

        Spitty why do you never answer questions similar to the one above?

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        • 126
          Nobody gives a .... says:

          Cos he’s too busy jerking off over Mel Gibson posters

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          • Cpl Hicks says:

            Well done brother spotter/spotty/EeeYepBlowingKidsCoks. Keep up the good work you moshe minge munching moss’ad agent.

            Look at the amazing effect you’re having on p!ssing everyone off and driving them towards supporting I’srael due to your continued fcukwittery. Can you please remind us what Hasbara is again as I think you’re the perfect example of it in action.

            You and friendofnoHunt are doing a brilliant job for your cause. Keep up the good work you pair of retards.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            Hasbro make toys for children.

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  8. 10
    Sally Bercowe says:

    I take if the role is split there will be two salaries and expenses, yet more snouts in the trough. If any of you Westminster twats are reading this, why not do your jobs propley and make sure its voted down.

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  9. 15
    Not so out of touch ! says:

    If you simplify / Split a Role, the simplified/split roles should receive a reduced salary !

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  10. 16
    David Cameron says:

    Listen, Guido posters.
    Much as it may be a disappointment for you to read this, the reality is that I’m just coasting towards the next election. I’ve realised for a long time that I’m not up to the job of turning around this country (neither is George) and neither is the Conservative Party. We won’t even be able to call ourselves the Conservative & Unionist Party when Scotland goes it alone.
    So don’t expect anything much from me between now and May. I’m quite happy to hand the enormous mess, like the doubling of the national debt since 2010 to my rival Mr Miliband. I’ve given up. I haven’t got the fight in me. It might have been that jellyfish sting.
    Great Britain’s up shit creek, and I now realise that my dream to become Prime Minister should have remained just that – a dream. It’s probably become a nightmare for some of you, and especially those of you now reliant on foodbanks because of all the part-time, low pay jobs our policies have created.
    I can afford to retire on my PM’s pension now, and will be able to gain positions on the boards of many of the banks we’ve helped. That’s a perk of the job. I also fancy a place in the Lords. Lord and Lady Cameron does have a certain ring to it. Daddy would be proud.

    So toodle-oo. Pip pip.

    Here’s to a Labour government next year.

    You know it makes sense.

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      Hope you liked my spot on TV this morning Dave. I tried to get the message across, we should still be able to fiddle the immigration numbers before May.

      Have to trot, the trees need a feed and it’ll be prayer time at the mosque…

      Toodle pip

      Michael.

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    • 44
      Cares of the world as they pass by says:

      Foodbanks were brought in, in Liebours reign of terror 1997 to 2010, Liebour brought in low paid jobs with their multiculturalism and millions of immigrants illegal or otherwise.

      They seem to have had a deliberate policy to destroy the economy,with NHS and government IT projects failing everywhere as well as those hidden expenses that will cost us billions over the next 30 to 80 years.

      Whitewash all you want Liebour will destroy the country when they get in next year and when they get the same note telling them their’s no money left, they call in the IMF and they can’t pay pensions or benefits, civil unrest will happen, the cleaning of the country of the trash.

      Vote UKIP and see the interesting times we will get with the LibLabCons laughingly ruling the country, with the FBI.

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      • 122
        Spotty says:

        When trolling Guido’s site it always pays to mention foodbanks.

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        • 139
          Oh Yea? says:

          When spreading Propaganda for Israel always pretend you are British and use the word “we” a lot.

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          • Norm Normal says:

            Repetition is a propaganda technique. The omission of information and the use of exaggeration and half-truths, are others.

            Leftards and extremist muslims use all these techniques, while wilfully ignoring evidence that contradicts their own propaganda.

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    • 198
      William Hague says:

      I fully agree David. I always wanted to be Foreign Secretary. But when I got there I found it was an impossible job, so I just left it to my incompetent Arabist civil servants.

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    Literally nobody cares about this says:

    Its a sign of impotent politics when all the chatter is about who, how and why the speaker appoints some lesser bureaucrat on a ridiculous salary. Its all boring and lacks value to everyone outside Westminster. Thank god there’s an election in 9mths and let’s hope the Scots vote for devolution then there’ll be something worth listening to. This blog has been very quiet about Leon Brittan as well…?

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    • 35
      Gordon Brown says:

      British jobs for British workers!

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    • 36

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    To pay or not Toupée says:

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    • 41

      I like the old-fashioned virtues, such as modesty, humility, service and quietly getting one with one’s job.

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    • 46
      idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Bercow is NOT acceptable.

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      • 86
        Toney Bliar - Peace Envoy to the World says:

        We have 600+ MP’s who cannot run their own house let alone the country.
        In my time I would have had a quiet word with the Speaker and hey presto problem solved and he would toe MY line.

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  14. 42
    Mr Patel says:

    It’s raining inside the cornershop today.

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  15. 43
    Bercow's just another HoC narcissistic cunt says:

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  16. 45
    George Galloway says:

    Here’s one I think will be popular; I hereby call on ALL Islamists & their supporters to do the “acid bucket challenge”

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    • 59
      Bomber says:

      Napalm if they don’t.

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    • 93
      Bagel Muncher says:

      Weather in Tel Aviv damn hot again. Can’t wait for the end of my Hasbara shift. Vat a vay to make gelt!

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      • 153
        Cpl Hicks says:

        Keep up the good work Bagel Muncher. You’re driving more people to support the master race with the continued bollox you spout.

        I grade you A+ for this outstanding piece of fukwittery.

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        • 278
          táxpáyér says:

          It’s probably projection. He’s sitting in his bed-sit in Bradford getting his directions from ISIS funders in qatar.

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  17. 48
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    “It needs a clerk to write the motion, obviously someone who knows what they are doing”…Betty Boothroyd will do it, somebody that knew what what she was doing.

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    • 56
      Version 0.90 says:

      Sadly all we have is a piece of uncaring rubbish who thinks he’s the greatest speaker since sliced bread, put in by Liebour to piss the Conservatives off, as usual Liebours idea’s about what they created for the people of the country is just nothing they are just a load of uncaring grasping b,stards.

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    • 89
      Just Saying. says:

      Unfortunately the enobled Bettie seems to have some rather strange socialist ideas these days, now that she is free of the political restraints of Speaker.

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  18. 53
    Owen Jones says:

    It’s funny how the Left-Wing claim to stand up for the ethnic minorities yet the ethnics can’t stand the left-wing.

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    • 128
      Nobody gives a .... says:

      Ethnics cant stand anyone but other ethnics .but time to time they like to brutally slaughter each other to pass the time .

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      • 145
        Oh Yea? says:

        Wrong, Mong!
        The most dangerous “ethnics” are the ones who get you and other “ethnics” to go to war. It means you foot the bill in money, blood and insecurity.

        Right now it’s actually the very Yanks and their masters who want to stir war between Europe and Russia so they can grasp on to their dwindling hegemony.

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        • 152
          Nobody gives a f... says:

          Keep taking them paranoia pills softcock

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        • 224
          blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:

          Can’t you just do the human race a favour and fuk off and die?

          We all know it’s you posting this shite whistles you fuking arse.

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        • 284
          thanks from mossad says:

          Keep those slomos and hasbros coming, you’re doing sterling work double agent blowing cox

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  19. 55
    Muppet Newsflash says:

    When you read that 327 Survivors and Descendants of Survivors and Victims of the Nazi Genocide Condemn Israel’s Assault on Gaza, then it’s time to sit up and take note..

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    • 65
      Anonymous says:

      They are probably descendants of those German Jews who voted for the Nazis.

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    • 85

      What about the opinion of the several million of j oos currently surviving the bombings from moo zlim nutters in G azå?

      Makes 327 seems insignificant, mmm? Were they whining when the A llies were killing Germ ans, to free them?

      Thought not.

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      • 155
        Oh Yea? says:

        LOL! You are some piece of slime!
        Virtually all the people The Palestinians have killed were attacking IDF Sturmtruppen.
        For the last nine years the ZIoNAZIS have, on average and not counting last month, executed one Pal child every three days! That’s on top of all the other crimes you commit against them every day! Palestinians have a right to defend themselves.
        And you cowardly fuckslime whine about “being attacked by rockets”!

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    • 94
      Just Asking. says:

      I wonder who put the poor old dears up to it?
      I bet the Israelis’ are on this task.

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    • 108
      Norm Normal says:

      Where are the Gazans who disagreed with Hamas rockets attacks? Dead or keeping very silent. Hamas summarily executes anyone even suspected of opposition. They are shot without a trial.

      You see the difference? I’srael is a democracy that allows different opinions, Hamas is the opposite.

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  20. 57

    ICYMI:

    Sokoto Caliphate:

    h**p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokoto_Caliphate

    Dervish State (al Shabaab) suffered a set back over the weekend in Tiyeglow, tactical retreat in face of mainly E’thiopian / Somal! AU forces.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  21. 60

    Does this guy not get a holiday?

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  22. 61
    Spotty says:

    When the rockets stop the missiles from Israel DO NOT stop. This is the whole point. Go and look at the statistics published by B’tselem, Amnesty International, The UN, Defence for Children International. You will see that the killing of Palestinians by Israel is relentless and ongoing. Between this latest flare up and the last one hundreds and hundreds of Palestinians, both in Gaza and the West Bank, have been blown apart by Israeli missiles, shot or killed by other means. The killing of Palestinians never ceases.

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    • 70

      Is there no delusion too outlandish to support your bigotry ?

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    • 72
      Anonymous says:

      You are deluded completely deluded. Why don’t you just fuck off and post on a blog that actually does give a shit what you think?

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    • 90

      Is rå el is doing us a favour, fighting the front line of a war that will soon be played out in Europe.

      Wipe ‘em out.

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      • 96
        Verkakter Baphead says:

        Oy Vey give it to me!
        More! More! More Hasbara!
        Aaaahhaaargh!

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      • 143
        Has Bara will Travel says:

        We have no greater friend in the Middle East, than Israel. Before 1948, we never had any enemies either.

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        • 154
          Cpl Hicks says:

          As a Moss’ad operative spotty/spotter/EeYepBlowingRacists is beyond reproach. He’s driven more people to support Is’rael in the last couple of weeks than anyone else on this site has ever achieved.

          He is hasbara poetry in motion.

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    • 95

      If there were no rockets fired from Gaza , the Israelis would not waste ammunition on the pisshole .

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    • 98
      Just Asking. says:

      Good old Spotty. Alway in for a laugh.
      Interesting that the UN figures for Gaza were questioned recently and rather red faced they stated they had five references including the Hamas controlled Ministry of Health; but not surprisingly they could not really answer questions on veracity or distribution of sexes etc. It all ended up as a questionable guesstimate.

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    • 102
      cured lefty says:

      How many times have the muslim states surrounding israel tried to invade
      Israel will never let anyone threaten them and if they lose they will arrange for every middle eastern muslim to get shagged by those 72 virgins!

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      • 147
        Has Bara will Travel says:

        Technically no Arab state has ever invaded or even tried to invade Israel. In 1948 Arabs attacked areas of land allocated to an Arab state but occupied by Yishuv forces. In 1956, Israel attacked Egypt. In 1967 Israel attacked three Arab countries, in 1973 Arab armies attacked Arab territory occupied by Israel.

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    • 228
      blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:

      @Spotty

      Can’t you just do the human race a favour and fuk off and die?

      We all know it’s you posting this shite whistles you fuking arse.

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      • 236
        Smell the Coffee says:

        Actually, there are quite a few people countering your Izraeli propaganda and hate spew now. The Go y have awoken!

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        • 244
          blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:

          Voices inside your head don’t count you fuking tool.

          I think you’ll find that your gibberish has had the polar opposite of what you think you complete t!t.

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        • 253
          broken carbon fibre says:

          No there isn’t, it just you and two or three of your gaylord mates.
          All sitting at your laptops dripping acne cream on to your keyboards, whilst getting tiny little boners as you drool your poison.

          I bet you have no idea about real people do you..?

          I doubt you’ve even been to a pub, let alone a mooslim country.

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          • Smell the Coffee/spotty/spotter/shlomoSpotter/HasbaraSpotter/EeeYepBlowingCoks/Oh Yea? says:

            We’re all the same person. I don’t have any mates but if I did they would all be gaylords.

            If I had any balls at all I’d just admit I was a seriously disturbed anti-s’emite.

            As I was proved to be a total ar’rse as EYBW I now have to use multiple monikers to make my absurd comments.

            Maybe I’m beyond help? I’m certainly batshit crazy as everyone of my multiple personalities has a disorder.

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  23. 64
    Reginald Bosanquet says:

    “Terror” and “terrorism” explained.

    This has got to be the best kept secret of the last 150 years.

    Police and intelligence agencies create the vast majority of terror, everything from bombings to beheadings to garden variety “trouble” at peaceful demonstrations.

    We’ll be demonstrating how this works in upcoming videos.

    In the meantime, make sure you watch this at least two times.

    Why?

    It has to do with The Big Lie Theory which was a favorite of Hitler’s. His point was the average, normal, sane person will never believe what governments really do because it is beyond their experience to lie and commit such outrageous crimes.

    But believe it.

    Any “riot” at an otherwise peaceful demonstration. any bombing, any group of super skilled terrorist operatives who appear out of the blue (ex. ISIS) should be assumed to be a government operation unless proven otherwise.

    If this sounds impossible, all I can say is that if you live long enough and examine enough cases closely, you’ll see.

    The day this FACT becomes common knowledge is the day the world changes for real. –
    See more at: http://www.brasschecktv.com/videos/the-war-on-terror-is-a-fraud-1/the-truth-about-the-war-on-terror-.html#sthash.9rRHe4Zn.dpuf

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  24. 74
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    GOODBYE, MR. CLEGG….

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    • 79
      Anonymous says:

      The people finally coming to their senses as they look into the abyss of another Labour government and decide not a fucking chance pal.

      Like

      • 81
        David Axlegrease says:

        Just take a look at what Red Ed’s chum Mad Frankie Hollande is doing to France’s economy and I think you get a glimpse of the future under Balls………….

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      • 82
        UKIP results in hard Labour says:

        Still be a labour government though as Farage ( I want out of the EU) gets just enough votes but no seats to put Labour into No10 ( who state no referendum and closer ties with the EU for ever)

        How can a party be so thick and stupid to ensure the opposite of the one thing they want.

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        • 84
          Joss Ayinglike says:

          It’s called cutting off your nose to spite your face.

          Like

          • If the Scots vote yes for independence, which many people in England hope is the case Miliband will lose 43 MPs at a stroke plus his potential lib dem and SNP hangers on ,the only drawback is that the independence would not come into effect for two years after the ‘yes’ vote giving Labour all that time to inflict scorched earth damage on England with the help of the same Scottish labour MPs who are only going to continue sitting in Westminster until the independence date.

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          • I hate to say this but says:

            UKIP is a political party just as Cameron’s Conservative party is and as ed’s Labour party is, people have a chance to vote for whichever party they want, braindead threats still won’t work as most people will have already made their minds up come what may, we need change and we have at the moment two ways of change, one is to vote UKIP, the other is let Labour in to destroy and bankrupt the country so making change inevitable, Camerons Conservatives is just more of the same, bumsex and EU, you being Conservative need to seriously think before voting for Camerons Conservatives as to what you really want.

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          • I hate to say this but says:

            Modded

            UKIP is a political party just as Cameron’s Conservative party is and as ed’s Labour party is, people have a chance to vote for whichever party they want, braindead threats still won’t work as most people will have already made their minds up come what may, we need change and we have at the moment two ways of change, one is to vote UKIP, the other is let Labour in to destroy and ba nk ru pt the country so making change inevitable, Camerons Conservatives is just more of the same, bumsex and EU, you being Conservative need to seriously think before voting for Camerons Conservatives as to what you really want.

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          • UKIP results in hard Labour says:

            Its not a threat its a statement of fact

            The problem is you numbskull is you won’t get change you will get Labour, no referendum and closer ties to Europe. Precisely the opposite of what you want. Meanwhile your party with no seats will do what precisely as Labour sign away everything we hold dear.

            You don’t think I want out of the EU ? I do as much as you but first you have to destroy Labour, then the Tories. Doing it Your way means we are fecked for ever.

            With UKIP I think we may be able to redefine the meaning of insanity here.

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          • You must vote with your conscience, not second guess the voting intentions of others , if we all did the same UKIP might get enough seats to put a little backbone into the so called eurosceptiics on the tory backbenches.

            Like

          • broken carbon fibre says:

            That won’t matter if Labour are in power, footprint old chap.
            Scotland will vote no, Labour might win.
            It’s all to horrifying to consider.

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        • 173
          I hate to say this but says:

          Life is a real bitch, especially when other people take no notice of your ramblings, you need to understand something, UKIP is a separate political and if Labour get back in well that’s just the way it goes, you need to sort yourself out and vote UKIP if you don’t want Labour in.

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          • The reality is both Cameron and Miliband are both EU poodles ,true Cameron sometimes makes eurosceptic noises but it’s only bluster to assuage the consciences of the gutless vermin on his back benches who if they had the balls could save this countries independence by resigning their seats en masse and causing a rash of by-elections on an anti

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          • The reality is both Cameron and Miliband are both EU poodles ,true Cameron sometimes makes eurosceptic noises but it’s only bluster to assuage the consciences of the gutless vermin on his back benches, who if they had the balls, could save this countries independence by resigning their seats en masse, causing a rash of by-elections and standing on an anti EU ticket. But as usual they put their precious careers ahead of everything else .
            Vote labour get Brussels ,vote tory get Brussels ,it makes no difference after November 1st the full effects of EU rule will start to hit home.

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          • A little heavy handed on the keyboard..

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    • 99
      Just Asking. says:

      I thought Blackberries were out of date (as well as season).
      Why is he not with it on mobiles. Perhaps it is because Obama has one?

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    • 297
      táxpáyér says:

      Just think how yawning that chasm would be without wet Dave (If they’d chosen David Davis instead say)

      http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/24/david-davis-isis-british-jihadists-traitors

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      • 338
        Vote Ukip, get Labour. says:

        I’ve seen polling which shows the Tories would be annihilated at an election were they led by David Davis. As much as you probably dislike him, Cameron outpolls his party. It’s Miliband who is dragging his party down, and Labour have left it far too late to replace him.

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  25. 77
    Meanwhile as the world looks the other way says:

    Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe has been welcomed with full military honours on a five-day state visit to China, during which he hopes to secure more investment in his country’s ailing economy.

    Africa’s oldest leader was greeted by his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping at the Great Hall of the People fronting Tiananmen Square in the heart of Beijing.

    Sky news

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  26. 91
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

    Talk about as mad as a box of Frogs……..

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  27. 100
    ANGRY MERKEL says:

    Dave is usually obsessed with holding enquiries , so lets have one into why this woman is either going to be appointed with no qualifications except that Bercow likes her , or why Bercow is hell bent on getting her appointed even if it means employing someone else to do her work for her , and all this to be paid for yet again by US

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    • 167
      Spot the ball says:

      Actually the one always wants enquiries is Ed muppet. Oddly quiet on this. Perhaps the lady has to drop dead and then perhaps he’d tweet something?

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    • 301
      táxpáyér says:

      or Butler Sloss’ replacement?

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  28. 109
    a non says:

    Unfortunately, many modern day politicians are caught up in the idea of leaving their mark in the history books – consequently many an ill thought out ‘legacy’ is foisted on an unwitting electorate masked as an improvement to the country’s status quo.
    For Tone it was the multi-culti crap you have been forced to endure.
    For Dave it was legalising b*ggery, under the guise of marital equality.
    Bercow, ondedeurtje, champion of all political pygmies wants his 15 minutes of fame too in altering the way parliament works and like the above examples once inflicted /implimented, you will be stuck with it forever.
    My condolences.

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    • 158
      Anonymous says:

      If every time a politician made a false statement they could be removed from office, we would quickly have no politicians as parties generally argue and logic says both can’t both be right? If there was a Judicial Review every time this happened our politicians would never do any work?

      Perhaps that’s the new anarchist/libertarian deregulative idea to make sure nothing useful ever gets done?

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  29. 112

    FIGJAM, as they say in Australia.

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  30. 116
    Diminic Grieves for Human Rightd says:

    You are presumably a member of the Frinton on Sea Blue Rinse mafia? I hope we can count on you to vote Conservative in the forthcoming General Election?

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  31. 119

    G’ermany’s economy has been a pile of junk since the 2007/8 crash, but now it is becoming noticeable they have decided to lay blame on U’kraine:

    If the G’erman economy was so dependent on R’ussia then this explains why they were apparently doing Ok, whilst the rest of the E’urozone fell apart.

    So – What next for the E’uro ? Big implications really for the EU as a functional trading bloc. Is the EU economically viable ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  32. 124

    If this is just negative propaganda, it works:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 333
      Vote Ukip, get Labour. says:

      The only propaganda I see here is coming from a Labour troll seeking to split the right. Go and post your bile on a left-wing blog and split the left instead.

      Liked by 1 person

  33. 134
    Russia Today says:

    Uhhh erm erh….200 paratroopers killed in training accident no where near the facist Ukrainian state. In other news, Vladimir Putin’s popularity at 100% for 10th full year in a row.

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  34. 142
    Phil Hammond,the voice of reason says:

    1) Russia sends tanks into Ukraine
    2) UAE and Egypt bomb Libya
    3) ISIS conquers Syria base
    4) Europe and UNHRC fixated with Israel and Gaza

    Like

    • 159
      Smell the bagels says:

      Wouldn’t want to have people “fixated” on calling Israel to task, would we, Shlomo?

      Like

      • 185
        Smell the curried cat says:

        Judeophobia is an illness that completely takes over your life ,resulting in incessant rants and postings that no-one takes seriously. Night sweats ,indigestion and bad breath are also commonplace with sufferers.
        No known cure.
        Eyes will bulge and eventually detach .
        Head implosions occur in about 80% of the infected.
        The other 20% end up in secure hospitals spending the last of their years shitting and pissing themselves .

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      • 229
        blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:

        @bagels

        Can’t you just do the human race a favour and fuk off and die?

        We all know it’s you posting this shite whistles you fuking arse.

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      • 312
        thanks from mossad says:

        keep up the good work.

        More supporting Isreal than ever before.

        All thanks to your efforts.

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        • 361
          Anonymous says:

          Moishe…in your dreams.

          The rest of the world are beginning to waking up to your behaviour. Your tribe will now be judged by your deeds and not your rhetoric.

          See post @146

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  35. 148
    Anonymous says:

    Imagine a gang of thieves having just robbed their neighbours, but now sitting together discussing the possible knock on the door by the local police. Imagine them talking of the police as Horseman of the Apocalypse who are out to catch and drive them out of town for no good reason except that said police are nasty people who pick on people like them.

    The police are anti-roberist they say to each other. THEY are cruel and nasty etc.

    Hard as it may seem to normal people with a normal conscience, that’s pretty close to how (criminal) psychopaths think and behave. See the problem? Most people can’t believe they exist, but they do. Some of them can write very well, some are very clever.

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    • 165
      WTF you on about? says:

      Did you type that with a pen between your teeth. I guess its hard to use hands while wearing a straitjacket?

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    • 176
      broken carbon fibre says:

      Anti-roberist…….?!?!?!!

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    • 222
      the justice mill says:

      once upon a time there was a police force who had a group membership at the same gym that many of the local mafia frequented. one day the fire alarm went off for no apparent reason but never the less the gym was emptied as per protocol, except for one clever fucker who stayed behind and picked the locks of some of the lockers. yeah figure the rest out you corrupt fuckers- the biggest gangsters going are plod and they stay afloat by making sure all of their colleagues, be they bent or straight, drink at ye olde blue line. boaz

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  36. 172
    Alex Salmon says:

    Ok..my plan B?

    It’s the euro. You know it. I know it. The government t know it. The EU knows it.

    And that’s exactly why the UK will let me keep the £ because they don’t want another EU border like in Ireland.

    I can’t answer the plan b question though. Because if I did say “we’d adopt the euro” I’d be laughed out of office. So I’ll pretend there is no plan b.

    Vote yes! Or maybe devo max..it’s all the same to me.

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    • 174

      Salmond knows he couldn’t win from the start. Wake up! He wanted Devomax all the time.

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    • 179
      I hate to say this but says:

      If Scotland votes NO, London on the guise of Labour and the Conservatives will make sure Scotland never ever get a repeat of referendum again, devo max my foot, they will asset strip Scotland, NHS, benefits, university’s, councils will all end up in as bad a state as the England and Wales one’s are.

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    • 319
      thanks from mossad says:

      Scotland can use the pound they just can’t print more pounds.

      It just means that borrowing and spending have to be a bit more realistic whereas the BoE robs savers instead.

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  37. 177
    Nuke 'em says:

    It’s very simple. With muzees abroad, take the opportunity and bomb the shit out of Syria.

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    • 197
      Anonymous says:

      Since they have upped sticks and fecked off for the sky pixie cause Couldn’t we just give their council houses to someone more deserving?

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  38. 178
    broken carbon fibre says:

    Hmmm, Salmond V Darling or…..

    Man City V Liverpool….

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  39. 180

    H’ungary is losing the plot:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  40. 183

    The Supreme Imbecile has prompted R’ussia’s MFA to Tweet:

    LOL

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 188

      Whilst I do not want to agree with the MFA – they do have a valid point.

      However, formation of an !slamic State is on the cards.

      Just a recap on how a previously stable functioning State was broken by a couple of plonkers, The Supreme Imbecile and his unwitting apprentice, a few years back:

      At least one of them learned enough to develop a good FP doctrine, whereas the other was rightly stopped having another go in Syr!a.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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  41. 187
    Tonypandy Martyr says:

    You would think Bjerkov would be kicking up a real stink about this c**p. But it seems he is just going through the motions.

    John boy says it is natural that a woman who has given such service down under will be the right one to keep 600 members under control.

    Division Belle = Dingo Ring

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  42. 191
    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t Bercow elected by his peers?

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  43. 194
    Cat out of the bag says:

    I said a few days ago that if Labour get in by the time thy had finished we will be so closely tied to Europe we will never escape. I also said that UKIP will be treated like a terrorist organisation once that happens.

    Its already started as a French government minister said today

    ” a failing economic system was also encouraging extremist parties whose aim was to destroy the EU project.”

    Yes UKIP he means you even though you are not of course. The next step from extremist is terrorist and the step is very small. . This is who Ed Millitwat wants to emulate and where within 5 years UKIP will be if Labourwin.

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    • 204

      UKIP are not really targeted by that as UKIP have no intention of destroying the EU system.

      You should look more closely at parties such a FN and Jobbik.

      There are a number across Europe which are funded and run by M’oscow – Those are the ones the F’rench are talking about.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 219
      The Bastard EU says:

      I used to like going into Europe (Britain is not in Europe). All the different countries with their own character, Money, shops, laws, routines, The EU is doing its very best to destroy all that with its mass homogenisation policies.

      Why did they want to fix something that wasn’t broken?

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    • 230
      SC let the cat outa de bag says:

      Interesting thoughts thousands of people being treated as terrorists for voting for a legal political party that isn’t a terrorist organisation, that will only get ordinary voters backs up if the nutters tried that trick and would create problems, seeing we have no plod or military or prison places to put thousands of people, it would make interesting times, problem is your scare tactics are far to late as people are wary of scare tactics and couldn’t give a crap, you would be better trying to use the scare tactics on the Scots they would believe anything Labour tells them.

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  44. 207

    One for the Supreme Imbecile:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  45. 210
    koba says:

    If Scotland decides to leave the UK does the electorate in the rump of the UK get to vote on the terms of severance?

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    • 242
      Cornish pasty says:

      We don’t appear to have any say whatsoever.
      We couldn’t even watch the last debate.

      The funny thing is,if voters in the rest of the UK
      had been given the vote,independence for Scotland
      would be in the bag.Most of us long to see the back
      of them.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 262
        Inbred cornish watch says:

        And you can go fuck your self you manky bigot. Away and play with your corn dollys.

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        • 327

          All that cold,rain and relentless whining has made you miserable.
          Be happy in the knowledge that we all hate you far more than you
          ever hated us.
          Feel free to close down Faslane at any time.There are plenty down here in the West Country who’d be grateful for the jobs.

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  46. 217
    I hate to say this but says:

    Turning over to BBC2 to watch, the Snake oil salesman and the other thing pretend they are bothered about a referendum to split the Union, every on knows it a load of rubbish as the Scots are scared sh1tless about going alone and need the English who they have called allsorts of names over the years to hold their hand.

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    • 223
      Owen Jones says:

      Islam is peace. Yes, I know you’re not talking about islam but I have nothing else to say.

      You’re blocked.

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    • 227
      An English arm and an English leg says:

      IT ALWAYS WAS all about Devo Max and how much they could screw the English for. And Salmond has won, the LibLabCon has promised Scotchland a fortune if they vote to remain unionised.

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  47. 221
    Two tossers says:

    Salmond and Darling. I have no horse in this race.

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    • 234
      Cpl Hicks says:

      I really wish the “No” vote would put up Gordon McDoom to debate. That would swing it to the yes camp for good and we can let Salmond and his other comrades get on with building his Marxist utopia.

      Like

    • 245
      I hate to say this but says:

      Who is winning in who is shouting who down, dearest Darling is a fckin tosser he had a chance to sort our debt out and he failed, who listens to a failure.

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  48. 233
    Trouble at labour mill says:

    EXCLUSIVE: ‘An insult to democracy’ – Labour Party suspends local branch party

    by Greg Hadfield And Frank Le Duc on AUGUST 24, 2014 in News, Politics

    inShare

    An insult to democracy: Malcolm Powers, regional director; Mel Davis, City Party chair; Cllr Gill Mitchell, Labour Group whip; and Cllr Warren Morgan, Labour Group leader

    The Labour Party has suspended the local branch party in one of its staunchest strongholds, Brighton & Hove Independent can reveal.

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  49. 235
    Not now Darling says:

    Has it occurred to the Labour worker ants that they would win the next election if Darling was their leader? No doubt team Miliband have.

    Like

  50. 241
    Don't bite alex says:

    Shit Salmond is losing this. He should just point out that Sterling is as much Jockanese as it is Engerlandish and leave it at that.

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  51. 250
    albacore says:

    Keep repeating that naughty word “Motion”
    And folks here might start to get the notion
    That you equate Parliament with pure shit
    In which case, carry on – no need to quit

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  52. 254
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    What’s with Salmond coming to the edge of the stage. Does he think he is live at the Apollo?

    Like

  53. 257
    White McDee is in for a shock says:

    Truth is. If the English stop paying the Jocks’ bennies then there is no way New Scotland could afford to.

    Like

  54. 258
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Oh my. 2 cheeks of the same arsehole arguing over who gets the toilet paper.

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  55. 260
    Viperous Old Vince says:

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  56. 261
    The People says:

    Speaker Bercow, not in our name.

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  57. 264
    I hate to say this but says:

    Dearest Darling is getting all het up, seems the snake oil salesman has started to bite back.

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  58. 267
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Darling feeling the love of a handpicked BBC audience. Your not gobby or lefty enough for them.

    Just save everyone’s time, the no campaign will win and it’ll be devo max.

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    • 272
      I hate to say this but says:

      Next year a lot of Scots will go into shock when they vote NO next month, the power of the referendum is finished and Scotland will get just as much as Wales and England.

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  59. 270
    cheche says:

    Alex Salmond is only talking about welfare seems the jocks most important thing

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  60. 276
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Here is the results of the Glasgow shouting match.

    Darling 0 Salmond 46.

    Freeeeeeeeeeedom.

    Who the feck is this ‘chairman’? Makes Dimblebore look professional.

    What has the EU done for the Scottish fishing industry? Answer that and your vote in the referendum is easy.

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  61. 277

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  62. 279
    I bet Salmond wishes he was debating with this fellow says:

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  63. 280
    David Axlegrease says:

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  64. 281

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  65. 296
    David Cameron says:

    Chillaxing in Cornwall still.

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  66. 305
    Fugly says:

    Why do all Scottish women look like morlocks from the Time Machine?

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  67. 313

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  68. 314
    Badger Darling, labour leader in waiting now ahead of chunky and the chin says:

    Get tae fuck Salmon

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    • 320
      Salmond won the cup, but he wont win the YES says:

      God help Liebour if they think they have a PM in waiting with dearest Darling, once a loser always a loser, will he pay back all those billions he pissed up the wall, in his reckless charge to pretend he knew waht he was doing.

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      • 330
        Bob Fleming says:

        He was the best performer but what a sad sack of shit. In my professional life I come across dozens of people in the private sector who could wipe the floor with both those public sector parasites any day of the week

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  69. 318

    Global Warming ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 325
      I hate to say this but says:

      Global warming what do you expect.

      Like

    • 371
      táxpáyér says:

      It being colder warmer, wetter, dryer, sunnier, cloudier, changable or more stable are all signs of gerbil worming and we must tax you more.

      Liked by 1 person

    • 378
      Eco-Mong says:

      Global Warming causes Global Warming except when it causes Global Cooling; the science is settled which is why we spent tens of millions every year trying to prove the science is settled. The South pole is growing because the south pole is getting colder; ice melts at -40 when Brits drive 4x4s instead of a Prius. Please donate to Greenmong – all major credit cards accepted.

      Liked by 1 person

  70. 321
    Grow up says:

    Isn’t it faintly embarrassing to be an adult and be described as a social media expert?

    Liked by 1 person

  71. 328

    Anyone else notice that the same ice cream vans from your childhood are still around?

    In my road one is registered 1970 the other 1976, it’s like a fucking muzzie vintage van show.

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  72. 334

    Bugger! Darling did well again. We get to keep the Scots… Never mind. On other matters:

    Jeremy Bentham (pronounced Bent-ham), the acknowledged father of utilitarianism, created the idea of the Panopticon, a prison where every inmate could be observed by a single warder who would himself be unobserved by his prisoners. Wikipedia over-diminishes Bentham’s contribution and unjustly gives sole credit to Michel Foucault for the development of Panopticism.

    Bentham had described his imaginary prison as “a new mode of obtaining power of mind over mind, in a quantity hitherto without example”. Against him must be set the charge that he regarded the idea as a positive advance.

    Foucault, by comparison, saw it as a threat to society.

    Britain and the United States have moved steadily to a position where surveillance of its citizens has come to resemble the Benthamite concept closer than the originator did.

    As a final thought, there was an album released in 2004 called Panopticon. The band’s name?


    ISIS

    
    

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Most sensible thing uttered today:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      Ex-M16 Chief says:

      Not a good idea to overload the boys, we are still keeping an eye on that German chap Adolf; he might be up to no good, but we have him under a close watch!!

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Honky Fid says:

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    What's Neo Colonial? says:

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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      I hate to say this but says:

      Jobs for the girls, usually it’s jobs for the boys, more money stolen from us to pay for more hangers on.

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      Liberate Europe from the evil clutches of the EU parasite says:

      Jean-Claude Juncker has the solution in his own hands – if he so desperately wants women at the head of the EU then he should have the operation himself.

      The reality is that this is a load of bollocks since nothing that he or anyone else might do could ever make the EU Commission either legitimate or credible.

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        Stories like this undermine the EU’s professed mission about equality.

        This smells like an aspect of the dysfunction that exists between EUCO and member State govs. Certainly does indicate that it is time for the UK to start filing the divorce papers.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    Salmon is our man.

    We want no changes.

    Allah Fried Mars Bar.

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    This for some reason sounds harsh:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    If by “bounced” you mean – was recommended in a review over five years ago…

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    Anonymous says:

    “The remedy is in their hands.”
    Oddly, it’s the same solution that will also address the ISIS CrISIS. It involves getting someone in, who can ask the sort of simple questions which will expose inconsitances and illogicality in a system. Free Sample:
    Isn’t ISIS potentially the greatest aid to the survival of humanity, that might ever be imagined? Since barring the arrival of a warrior alien species, its existence might forcefully dissipate all the disparate ideologies that nations currently range against each other. Fortunately/unfortunately no such extraterrestrial threat is likely to manifest. As the longevity and cooperation required to effectively master space, and perhaps time, are not a by-product of perpetual turmoil and a careless squandering of resources. Indeed the realisation that ideologies are mind mirages. Mere illusions presented by the myriad unique untested renditions of reality, humankind’s primitive perceptive process is heir to. Could be the very message such travelers confide. Should we fail to work that out for ourselves first.

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Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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