August 25th, 2014

Gallery Guido: The Bercow Remedy

The House feels it is being bounced into accepting a split role of Clerk and chief executive. MPs are complaining.

They feel that the split, if desirable, needs thought.

Whether the chief executive should answer to the Clerk of the House or to the Speaker is one important consideration.

The remedy is in their hands.

If the Backbench Business committee grants a debate with a votable Motion – and the Motion is carried – then the decision will be implemented forthwith. It is House business.

The Motion would say something along the lines of . . . A pre-appointment process should enquire into the splitting of the roles of Clerk and chief executive of the Commons in the first place and only once that principle has been established should the candidacy of Carol Mills for Clerk and chief executive be subject to a pre-appointment hearing with the power to reject her.

It needs a clerk to write the Motion, obviously. Someone who knows what they are doing.


  1. 1
    B&Q says:

    We have a chap nin furnishings who is quite good

  2. 2
    Peter Grimes says:

    Presumably Berkov has imprisoned the real Clerk in his palace dungeon!

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    Cynic says:

    If she has any sense she will have read the runes by now and declined this poisoned chalice proffered by the poison dwarf

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    Eboli has a better chance says:

    Is Ms Engel still Chair or has it changed? If she is, you have no chance it is all done and dusted.

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    Not On Your Nelly says:

    The split is obviously not advisable for a constitutional body such as the House of Commons – any more than it would be reasonable to split the job of Speaker between a moderator of the assembly and a “chairman” of the board, overseeing the running of parliament.

    Procedural propriety is the core of the job and the organisational element should be in service of that, not the other way round (as it will be if a CEO role is developed).

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    Breaking News says:

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    Spotty says:

    Well done to the people who have the guts to speak the truth. Boycott Israel and freedom for Palestine from the brutal illegal occupation who have the audacity to refer to themselves as a democracy. A democracy that targets children and women simply to wipe out a race to fulfil their greed for other peoples land

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    Peter Grimes says:

    ‘Spotty’ presumably refers to your sub-adolescent state.

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    Sally Bercowe says:

    I take if the role is split there will be two salaries and expenses, yet more snouts in the trough. If any of you Westminster twats are reading this, why not do your jobs propley and make sure its voted down.

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    It is hamas that targets innocent civilians and hamas that uses them as human shields which the snivelling cowards of hamas hide behind.

    You want to talk about brutal?

    How about hamas picking up its political enemies or those denounced by informers and lining them up in public and murdering them without a trial, just to make sure the people of Gaza get the message.

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    The two Muppets says:

    If the commons caves in to Bercow ,they will bitterly regret it .
    Bercow is plainly unfit to be Speaker and his ego and incompetence
    will trash the Office of Speaker completely .

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    broken carbon fibre says:

    His moniker ‘Spotty’ refers to two things, his knob shaft and his memory.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tut, tut…more ad hominems!

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    Not so out of touch ! says:

    If you simplify / Split a Role, the simplified/split roles should receive a reduced salary !

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    David Cameron says:

    Listen, Guido posters.
    Much as it may be a disappointment for you to read this, the reality is that I’m just coasting towards the next election. I’ve realised for a long time that I’m not up to the job of turning around this country (neither is George) and neither is the Conservative Party. We won’t even be able to call ourselves the Conservative & Unionist Party when Scotland goes it alone.
    So don’t expect anything much from me between now and May. I’m quite happy to hand the enormous mess, like the doubling of the national debt since 2010 to my rival Mr Miliband. I’ve given up. I haven’t got the fight in me. It might have been that jellyfish sting.
    Great Britain’s up shit creek, and I now realise that my dream to become Prime Minister should have remained just that – a dream. It’s probably become a nightmare for some of you, and especially those of you now reliant on foodbanks because of all the part-time, low pay jobs our policies have created.
    I can afford to retire on my PM’s pension now, and will be able to gain positions on the boards of many of the banks we’ve helped. That’s a perk of the job. I also fancy a place in the Lords. Lord and Lady Cameron does have a certain ring to it. Daddy would be proud.

    So toodle-oo. Pip pip.

    Here’s to a Labour government next year.

    You know it makes sense.

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    Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky says:

    Israel illegally occupies Palestinian territory, has put hundreds of thousands of settlers in the West Bank and East Jerusalem, where it is building an illegal wall, continues with its blockade of Gaza, and has killed over 2000 Palestinian people in the past month. Within Israel itself, it has erected an apartheid state and one that routinely discriminates against Palestinians in many areas of their lives.

    In July 2005, over 170 Palestinian non-governmental organisations called for ‘various forms of boycott’ of Israel until it had met its obligations under international law. Israel has yet to do this, and the boycott should be supported

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    The two Muppets says:

    You really are a sad individual ,you spout absolute crap .
    I never had strong feelings about the Middle East in general
    but listening to all the hate and bile by people like you on this blog .
    I am now supporting Israel and their gallant struggle for survival .

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    Ermintrude says:

    Israel is exploiting anti semitism in order to silence debate and to deflect attention from legitimate criticism of the State of Israel, and, by associating anti-Zionism with anti semitism, misused to taint anyone opposed to Israeli actions and policies

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    Go Israel says:

    Ad Hominem means ‘to the man’ or ‘to the person’.

    In this case the ‘person’ is Peter Grimes, not you.

    Ergo it’s not an Ad Hominem attack.

    You thick c*nt.

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    M103 says:

    Struggle for survival? They have nuclear weapons FFS. All the Palestinians have is fireworks.

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    Person speaking one of a group of related languages, presumably derived from a common language, Semitic (see Semitic languages). The term came to include Arabs, Akkadians, Canaanites, some Ethiopians, and Aramaean tribes including Hebrews. Semitic tribes migrated from the Arabian Peninsula, beginning c. 2500 bc, to the Mediterranean coast, Mesopotamia, and the Nile River delta. In Phoenicia, they became seafarers. In Mesopotamia, they blended with the civilization of Sumer. The Hebrews settled at last with other Semites in Palestine.

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    Anonymous says:

    You appear to suffer from Tourettes.

    Does that affect your social life much?

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    Thanks a million says:

    +1000 (squred)

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    Well said says:

    Well said!

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Before they built the “illegal wall” 1200 Israeli civilians were murdered by car and suicide bombs. The number now is zero. Israel protects its people, Hamass uses them as cannon fodder.

    As a pre-emptive measure we should perhaps build something similar round Tower Hamlets.

    Boycott if you wish, first trash your computer, tv and mobile phone do it publicly so the world can see you taking a stand. They all contain Israeli technology. Tw@

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    Literally nobody cares about this says:

    Its a sign of impotent politics when all the chatter is about who, how and why the speaker appoints some lesser bureaucrat on a ridiculous salary. Its all boring and lacks value to everyone outside Westminster. Thank god there’s an election in 9mths and let’s hope the Scots vote for devolution then there’ll be something worth listening to. This blog has been very quiet about Leon Brittan as well…?

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    duty pedant says:


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    broken carbon fibre says:

    I have a great social life and I know what Ad Hominem means.


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    Norm Normal says:

    Fort Lee, Vagina given all clear.

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    To pay or not Toupée says:

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    Hope you liked my spot on TV this morning Dave. I tried to get the message across, we should still be able to fiddle the immigration numbers before May.

    Have to trot, the trees need a feed and it’ll be prayer time at the mosque…

    Toodle pip


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    Gordon Brown says:

    British jobs for British workers!

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    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hic hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    If they split the job, not only will we have two people doing one person’s work, we will also have deputies, assistant deputies, chief assistants to rhe assistant chiefs and further support staff; and we will see inter-departmental rivalries, turf wars and communication breakdowns. All this will increase the power of the Speaker, as the only one with any oversight of the whole circus. It will cost a medium-sized fortune and give a worse service than before, and there will be no chance of ever scaling it back for, once a bureaucracy is established, it is immovable.

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    The Establishment says:

    Do you understand the meaning of “sinecures” FFS!

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Spotty, you seem to be an expert on the crisis in gaza and israel. Please explain, how many of those killed in gaza are hamas fighters, why the uk media show no close up pictures of hamas fighters, and no close up pictures of hamas firing rockets. Also what was the purpose of the hamas tunnels.

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    Anonymous says:

    Do you always feel the need to get the last word in?

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    I like the old-fashioned virtues, such as modesty, humility, service and quietly getting one with one’s job.

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    Mr Patel says:

    It’s raining inside the cornershop today.

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    Bercow's just another HoC narcissistic cunt says:

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    Cares of the world as they pass by says:

    Foodbanks were brought in, in Liebours reign of terror 1997 to 2010, Liebour brought in low paid jobs with their multiculturalism and millions of immigrants illegal or otherwise.

    They seem to have had a deliberate policy to destroy the economy,with NHS and government IT projects failing everywhere as well as those hidden expenses that will cost us billions over the next 30 to 80 years.

    Whitewash all you want Liebour will destroy the country when they get in next year and when they get the same note telling them their’s no money left, they call in the IMF and they can’t pay pensions or benefits, civil unrest will happen, the cleaning of the country of the trash.

    Vote UKIP and see the interesting times we will get with the LibLabCons laughingly ruling the country, with the FBI.

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    George Galloway says:

    Here’s one I think will be popular; I hereby call on ALL Islamists & their supporters to do the “acid bucket challenge”

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Bercow is NOT acceptable.

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    Peter Martin says:

    One has to presume the ‘package’ will be suitably tempting and the lure of power enough to weather some storms, but given just what is already set up to pounce on any error, she’d need to be certifiable to still show even interest.

    If so, perfectly qualified it seems.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    “It needs a clerk to write the motion, obviously someone who knows what they are doing”…Betty Boothroyd will do it, somebody that knew what what she was doing.

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    It’s Sunni here, but it’s raining young girls…. Allah be praised

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    Literally nobody cares about this says:

    Exactly, he’s a butler! Serve the tea

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    Anonymous says:


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    Norm Normal says:

    Bacha bazi? The organised abuse of muslim children.

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    Owen Jones says:

    It’s funny how the Left-Wing claim to stand up for the ethnic minorities yet the ethnics can’t stand the left-wing.

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    Manon_des_Source says:


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    Muppet Newsflash says:

    When you read that 327 Survivors and Descendants of Survivors and Victims of the Nazi Genocide Condemn Israel’s Assault on Gaza, then it’s time to sit up and take note..

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    Version 0.90 says:

    Sadly all we have is a piece of uncaring rubbish who thinks he’s the greatest speaker since sliced bread, put in by Liebour to piss the Conservatives off, as usual Liebours idea’s about what they created for the people of the country is just nothing they are just a load of uncaring grasping b,stards.

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    Sokoto Caliphate:


    Dervish State (al Shabaab) suffered a set back over the weekend in Tiyeglow, tactical retreat in face of mainly E’thiopian / Somal! AU forces.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jim Henson says:

    “Muppets take Nigeria”?

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    Bomber says:

    Napalm if they don’t.

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    Does this guy not get a holiday?

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    Spotty says:

    When the rockets stop the missiles from Israel DO NOT stop. This is the whole point. Go and look at the statistics published by B’tselem, Amnesty International, The UN, Defence for Children International. You will see that the killing of Palestinians by Israel is relentless and ongoing. Between this latest flare up and the last one hundreds and hundreds of Palestinians, both in Gaza and the West Bank, have been blown apart by Israeli missiles, shot or killed by other means. The killing of Palestinians never ceases.

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    I’m not sure if the Supreme Imbecile was involved.

    Has anyone checked the FCO ‘Afr!ca’ kitty litter tray to see if it is in disarray ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Thomas Cook says:

    Who? David Cameron?

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    Reginald Bosanquet says:

    “Terror” and “terrorism” explained.

    This has got to be the best kept secret of the last 150 years.

    Police and intelligence agencies create the vast majority of terror, everything from bombings to beheadings to garden variety “trouble” at peaceful demonstrations.

    We’ll be demonstrating how this works in upcoming videos.

    In the meantime, make sure you watch this at least two times.


    It has to do with The Big Lie Theory which was a favorite of Hitler’s. His point was the average, normal, sane person will never believe what governments really do because it is beyond their experience to lie and commit such outrageous crimes.

    But believe it.

    Any “riot” at an otherwise peaceful demonstration. any bombing, any group of super skilled terrorist operatives who appear out of the blue (ex. ISIS) should be assumed to be a government operation unless proven otherwise.

    If this sounds impossible, all I can say is that if you live long enough and examine enough cases closely, you’ll see.

    The day this FACT becomes common knowledge is the day the world changes for real. –
    See more at:

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    Anonymous says:

    They are probably descendants of those German Jews who voted for the Nazis.

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    Spotty says:

    I have never seen anyone as hate-filled and racist as Israel’s politicians towards the Palestinians. All this garbage about rockets is just a smokescreen for Israel’s real agenda, namely the extermination of the Palestinian people and theft of their land. Luckily the world can see through Israel’s sophisticated propaganda campaign, and idiotic apologists like you cannot change that

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    Anonymous says:

    Then the Paly,s should have more sense then and not fire over 3000 Rockets at an infinitely stronger neighbour

    Ps. Gaza has a border blockaded by Egypt as well even they don’t want them. I noticed you completely forgot to mention that or more likely you haven’t got a clue where Gaza actually is.

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    Norm Normal says:

    What I can’t understand is why they aren’t boycotting this blog?

    If it’s populated by I’sraelis and their supporters surely a boycott is necessary?

    Or are some too daft to follow their own ideology and logic?

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    Anonymous says:

    You really haven’t got a clue have you. I bet the closest you have been to the Middle East is Clacton on sea for your summer holidays.

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    Is there no delusion too outlandish to support your bigotry ?

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    Not too keen on blackies says:

    *has trashed*

    Fixed it for you.

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    Anonymous says:

    You are deluded completely deluded. Why don’t you just fuck off and post on a blog that actually does give a shit what you think?

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    You are Anjem Choudary, or one of his idiotic followers. Come on admit it.

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    Viperous Old Vince says:


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    broken carbon fibre says:

    No. He doesn’t know what Ad Hominem means either.

    He’s a bit thick.

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    The people say says:

    Can’t we patronise are own citizens instead – oh sorry that’s what happing…..

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    Meanwhile as the world looks the other way says:

    Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe has been welcomed with full military honours on a five-day state visit to China, during which he hopes to secure more investment in his country’s ailing economy.

    Africa’s oldest leader was greeted by his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping at the Great Hall of the People fronting Tiananmen Square in the heart of Beijing.

    Sky news

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    Norm Normal says:

    The largest rocket in the Hamas arsenal is the Iranian made Fajr-5 with a range of 50km. It’s 6.48m long and has a payload of 175kg.

    You call that a firework? Note how far Tel Aviv is from Gaza and the sort of ordinance required to reach that distance.

    Rockets and mortars are not ‘fireworks’.

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    Anonymous says:

    The people finally coming to their senses as they look into the abyss of another Labour government and decide not a fucking chance pal.

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    Smelling the Bagels says:

    Here are some of your very own J3wish laws for you, Shlomo, you massive Hypocrite:

    Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only J3ws are human.

    Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

    Sanhedrin 54b . A J3w may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

    Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

    Baba Kamma 37b. Gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has “exposed their money to Israel.”

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    David Axlegrease says:

    Just take a look at what Red Ed’s chum Mad Frankie Hollande is doing to France’s economy and I think you get a glimpse of the future under Balls………….

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    UKIP results in hard Labour says:

    Still be a labour government though as Farage ( I want out of the EU) gets just enough votes but no seats to put Labour into No10 ( who state no referendum and closer ties with the EU for ever)

    How can a party be so thick and stupid to ensure the opposite of the one thing they want.

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    Smelling the Bagels says:

    So, How many millions worth of arms do Israelis unload on the Palestinian refugee camps, you fucking hypocrite, war criminal land thief?

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    It’s called cutting off your nose to spite your face.

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    What about the opinion of the several million of j oos currently surviving the bombings from moo zlim nutters in G azå?

    Makes 327 seems insignificant, mmm? Were they whining when the A llies were killing Germ ans, to free them?

    Thought not.

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    Toney Bliar - Peace Envoy to the World says:

    We have 600+ MP’s who cannot run their own house let alone the country.
    In my time I would have had a quiet word with the Speaker and hey presto problem solved and he would toe MY line.

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    Bagel Muncher says:

    Oy Vey! I am loosing arguments all over my shop so I have to discredit the person!

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    cured lefty says:

    Spitty why do you never answer questions similar to the one above?

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    Just Saying. says:

    Unfortunately the enobled Bettie seems to have some rather strange socialist ideas these days, now that she is free of the political restraints of Speaker.

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    Is rå el is doing us a favour, fighting the front line of a war that will soon be played out in Europe.

    Wipe ‘em out.

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    Allan, you at t'bar says:

    Talk about as mad as a box of Frogs……..

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    Cinna says:

    + 1000

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    Bagel Muncher says:

    Weather in Tel Aviv damn hot again. Can’t wait for the end of my Hasbara shift. Vat a vay to make gelt!

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    Just Asking. says:

    I wonder who put the poor old dears up to it?
    I bet the Israelis’ are on this task.

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    If there were no rockets fired from Gaza , the Israelis would not waste ammunition on the pisshole .

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    Verkakter Baphead says:

    Oy Vey give it to me!
    More! More! More Hasbara!

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    broken carbon fibre says:

    Pull them out of their shitty arrondissements and put them on a convoy of C-130’s, one way to Iraq.

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    Just Asking. says:

    Good old Spotty. Alway in for a laugh.
    Interesting that the UN figures for Gaza were questioned recently and rather red faced they stated they had five references including the Hamas controlled Ministry of Health; but not surprisingly they could not really answer questions on veracity or distribution of sexes etc. It all ended up as a questionable guesstimate.

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    Just Asking. says:

    I thought Blackberries were out of date (as well as season).
    Why is he not with it on mobiles. Perhaps it is because Obama has one?

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    ANGRY MERKEL says:

    Dave is usually obsessed with holding enquiries , so lets have one into why this woman is either going to be appointed with no qualifications except that Bercow likes her , or why Bercow is hell bent on getting her appointed even if it means employing someone else to do her work for her , and all this to be paid for yet again by US

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    Just Saying. says:

    Probably one of the many reasons why the Hollande Cabinet has just collapsed.

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    cured lefty says:

    How many times have the muslim states surrounding israel tried to invade
    Israel will never let anyone threaten them and if they lose they will arrange for every middle eastern muslim to get shagged by those 72 virgins!

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    Norm Normal says:

    I’m not I’sraeli or jèwish? If you say Hamas only use ‘fireworks’, ot is obviously untrue as the Grad, Fajr-5, WS-1E and M302 rockets reach 20km, 45km, 100km & 175km respectively. Those along with the mortars are not mere fireworks.

    Bombs are what it takes to destroy caches of sophisticated rockets.

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    broken carbon fibre says:

    Not enough.

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    Cinna says:


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    Tony Pandy-Bliar says:

    You like terrorist mass murderers ‘struggling for survival’? Funnily enough, so do I!

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    If the Scots vote yes for independence, which many people in England hope is the case Miliband will lose 43 MPs at a stroke plus his potential lib dem and SNP hangers on ,the only drawback is that the independence would not come into effect for two years after the ‘yes’ vote giving Labour all that time to inflict scorched earth damage on England with the help of the same Scottish labour MPs who are only going to continue sitting in Westminster until the independence date.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Where are the Gazans who disagreed with Hamas rockets attacks? Dead or keeping very silent. Hamas summarily executes anyone even suspected of opposition. They are shot without a trial.

    You see the difference? I’srael is a democracy that allows different opinions, Hamas is the opposite.

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    a non says:

    Unfortunately, many modern day politicians are caught up in the idea of leaving their mark in the history books – consequently many an ill thought out ‘legacy’ is foisted on an unwitting electorate masked as an improvement to the country’s status quo.
    For Tone it was the multi-culti crap you have been forced to endure.
    For Dave it was legalising b*ggery, under the guise of marital equality.
    Bercow, ondedeurtje, champion of all political pygmies wants his 15 minutes of fame too in altering the way parliament works and like the above examples once inflicted /implimented, you will be stuck with it forever.
    My condolences.

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    Terry Waite says:

    So stay out of Israel – job done. If only the Palestinians took my advice, they wouldn’t be so dead the terrorist scumbags but I guess they’re too busy whinging to work that out.

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    Norm Normal says:

    He is also to stupid to follow his own boycott message.

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    FIGJAM, as they say in Australia.

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    Son of Shem says:

    Many Palestinians (and delta Egyptians) are descended from Greek colonists. Many J3ws the post-1946 invaders are essentially Poles and Ukranian converts. Their Y1ddish language is essentially a German dialect. So neither of them are semites.

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    He shouldn’t have bought it from IKEA.

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    You are supposed to wear the tin-foil on your head, not eat it!

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    Diminic Grieves for Human Rightd says:

    You are presumably a member of the Frinton on Sea Blue Rinse mafia? I hope we can count on you to vote Conservative in the forthcoming General Election?

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    Lockdown says:

    Has COBRA met yet.

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    Sue Denim says:

    Do the job for a week, get the sack, claim unfair dismissal.

    Enough compensation to never have to work again.

    Isn’t that her plan?

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    G’ermany’s economy has been a pile of junk since the 2007/8 crash, but now it is becoming noticeable they have decided to lay blame on U’kraine:

    If the G’erman economy was so dependent on R’ussia then this explains why they were apparently doing Ok, whilst the rest of the E’urozone fell apart.

    So – What next for the E’uro ? Big implications really for the EU as a functional trading bloc. Is the EU economically viable ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Oy! says:

    The Talmud certainly takes the bagel as far as hate books go. The Koran doesn’t come close.

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    Sue Denim says:

    Blackberries are more secure (although not totally). Much less hackable.

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    Spotty says:

    When trolling Guido’s site it always pays to mention foodbanks.

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    Sue Denim says:

    C’est tres drole.

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    If this is just negative propaganda, it works:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nobody gives a .... says:

    Look at any muslim ran country for hate-filled homicidal maniacs

    All shitholes

    All because of islam

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    Nobody gives a .... says:

    Cos he’s too busy jerking off over Mel Gibson posters

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    Morgan's Organ says:

    Bercow is clearly trying to find wriggle room. Mills was not identified as a candidate for a split role so the WHOLE process should start over. Any other option is a cave in by parliament to an increasingly uncouth, abusive & undemocratic Speaker. THAT IS NO WAY FORWARD & NO WAY FOR PARLIAMENT TO ACT!

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    Nobody gives a .... says:

    Ethnics cant stand anyone but other ethnics .but time to time they like to brutally slaughter each other to pass the time .

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    Oh Yea? says:

    “Israel” should GTF out of Palestine! The Israelis are the invaders, attackers, squatters and land thieves.

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    Summer Holidays says:

    Dave is on the ball…

    Beach ball in Cornwall that is

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    Oh Yea? says:

    You wish, abNorm Shlomo!

    Folks, don’t buy gizmos with Israeli chips in them!
    Do you really think they could resist building back doors into them?!!

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    Nobody gives a .... says:

    Not young French but imported enrichers . Couldnt be described as French anymore than the BBC classifies the enrichers here as British.

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    Oh Yea? says:

    FACT remains the Pals almost entirely kill attacking IDF soldiers. 64+ of them.

    Jizzies kill mostly Civilians 2000+, 1/4 of which are children.

    Your incessant whine is getting rather shrill, Shlomo!

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    Russia Today says:

    Uhhh erm erh….200 paratroopers killed in training accident no where near the facist Ukrainian state. In other news, Vladimir Putin’s popularity at 100% for 10th full year in a row.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    What are the political restraints of this Squeaker who is still in office?.

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    Norma Stitz says:

    And how much more will the split role malarkey cost us? Another 200k at least.

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    Oh Yea? says:

    More Hasbara slime, not true at all. Vast majority of Muslims are perfectly nice people.

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    Washington Post says:

    Nothing happened, that’s what ‘all clear’ means?

  139. 139
    Oh Yea? says:

    When spreading Propaganda for Israel always pretend you are British and use the word “we” a lot.

  140. 140
    Sign of the Times says:

    Isis is more popular than Ukip.

  141. 141
    Marie Le Pen says:

    D’Accord; Un chien, pardonnez moi! A dog born in a stable is not a horse.

  142. 142
    Phil Hammond,the voice of reason says:

    1) Russia sends tanks into Ukraine
    2) UAE and Egypt bomb Libya
    3) ISIS conquers Syria base
    4) Europe and UNHRC fixated with Israel and Gaza

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    Has Bara will Travel says:

    We have no greater friend in the Middle East, than Israel. Before 1948, we never had any enemies either.

  144. 144
    Terry Waite says:

    Not quite sweetie, the Pallies just like to think it but their claim is total bs considering Britain won the war and could give any land away as we saw fit. Pallies have always been backward and have never done anything for anyone. So it’s probably best if they do keep firing their rockets whilst ISIS do their thing as, well, no one really gives a toss what happens to the useless gits.

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    Oh Yea? says:

    Wrong, Mong!
    The most dangerous “ethnics” are the ones who get you and other “ethnics” to go to war. It means you foot the bill in money, blood and insecurity.

    Right now it’s actually the very Yanks and their masters who want to stir war between Europe and Russia so they can grasp on to their dwindling hegemony.

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    Mary Poppins says:

    Children used as human shields, nanny would be upset.

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    Has Bara will Travel says:

    Technically no Arab state has ever invaded or even tried to invade Israel. In 1948 Arabs attacked areas of land allocated to an Arab state but occupied by Yishuv forces. In 1956, Israel attacked Egypt. In 1967 Israel attacked three Arab countries, in 1973 Arab armies attacked Arab territory occupied by Israel.

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    Anonymous says:

    Imagine a gang of thieves having just robbed their neighbours, but now sitting together discussing the possible knock on the door by the local police. Imagine them talking of the police as Horseman of the Apocalypse who are out to catch and drive them out of town for no good reason except that said police are nasty people who pick on people like them.

    The police are anti-roberist they say to each other. THEY are cruel and nasty etc.

    Hard as it may seem to normal people with a normal conscience, that’s pretty close to how (criminal) psychopaths think and behave. See the problem? Most people can’t believe they exist, but they do. Some of them can write very well, some are very clever.

  149. 149
    broken carbon fibre says:

    Still not enough.

  150. 150
    BBC and Guardian Bedwetters says:

    We love him . Come work for us

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Well done brother spotter/spotty/EeeYepBlowingKidsCoks. Keep up the good work you moshe minge munching moss’ad agent.

    Look at the amazing effect you’re having on p!ssing everyone off and driving them towards supporting I’srael due to your continued fcukwittery. Can you please remind us what Hasbara is again as I think you’re the perfect example of it in action.

    You and friendofnoHunt are doing a brilliant job for your cause. Keep up the good work you pair of retards.

  152. 152
    Nobody gives a f... says:

    Keep taking them paranoia pills softcock

  153. 153
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Keep up the good work Bagel Muncher. You’re driving more people to support the master race with the continued bollox you spout.

    I grade you A+ for this outstanding piece of fukwittery.

  154. 154
    Cpl Hicks says:

    As a Moss’ad operative spotty/spotter/EeYepBlowingRacists is beyond reproach. He’s driven more people to support Is’rael in the last couple of weeks than anyone else on this site has ever achieved.

    He is hasbara poetry in motion.

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    Oh Yea? says:

    LOL! You are some piece of slime!
    Virtually all the people The Palestinians have killed were attacking IDF Sturmtruppen.
    For the last nine years the ZIoNAZIS have, on average and not counting last month, executed one Pal child every three days! That’s on top of all the other crimes you commit against them every day! Palestinians have a right to defend themselves.
    And you cowardly fuckslime whine about “being attacked by rockets”!

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    I hate to say this but says:

    UKIP is a political party just as Cameron’s Conservative party is and as ed’s Labour party is, people have a chance to vote for whichever party they want, braindead threats still won’t work as most people will have already made their minds up come what may, we need change and we have at the moment two ways of change, one is to vote UKIP, the other is let Labour in to destroy and bankrupt the country so making change inevitable, Camerons Conservatives is just more of the same, bumsex and EU, you being Conservative need to seriously think before voting for Camerons Conservatives as to what you really want.

  157. 157
    I hate to say this but says:


    UKIP is a political party just as Cameron’s Conservative party is and as ed’s Labour party is, people have a chance to vote for whichever party they want, braindead threats still won’t work as most people will have already made their minds up come what may, we need change and we have at the moment two ways of change, one is to vote UKIP, the other is let Labour in to destroy and ba nk ru pt the country so making change inevitable, Camerons Conservatives is just more of the same, bumsex and EU, you being Conservative need to seriously think before voting for Camerons Conservatives as to what you really want.

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    Anonymous says:

    If every time a politician made a false statement they could be removed from office, we would quickly have no politicians as parties generally argue and logic says both can’t both be right? If there was a Judicial Review every time this happened our politicians would never do any work?

    Perhaps that’s the new anarchist/libertarian deregulative idea to make sure nothing useful ever gets done?

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    Smell the bagels says:

    Wouldn’t want to have people “fixated” on calling Israel to task, would we, Shlomo?

  160. 160
    Smell the bagels says:

    Exactly what the yanks want.

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    Anonymous says:

    39,000 tank shells, 34,000 artillery shells, and 4.8 million bullets – the eqiluivalent of Hiroshima has been fired on Gaza. And that’s without the air strikes.

  162. 162

    G’ermany wants that more in order to makes the deranged (nihilist) case for EU F’ederalization.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    UKIP results in hard Labour says:

    Its not a threat its a statement of fact

    The problem is you numbskull is you won’t get change you will get Labour, no referendum and closer ties to Europe. Precisely the opposite of what you want. Meanwhile your party with no seats will do what precisely as Labour sign away everything we hold dear.

    You don’t think I want out of the EU ? I do as much as you but first you have to destroy Labour, then the Tories. Doing it Your way means we are fecked for ever.

    With UKIP I think we may be able to redefine the meaning of insanity here.

  164. 164
    broken carbon fibre says:

    Need more BOOM!!!!!!!!

  165. 165
    WTF you on about? says:

    Did you type that with a pen between your teeth. I guess its hard to use hands while wearing a straitjacket?

  166. 166
    F##k the LibLabCon says:


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    Spot the ball says:

    Actually the one always wants enquiries is Ed muppet. Oddly quiet on this. Perhaps the lady has to drop dead and then perhaps he’d tweet something?

  168. 168

    You must vote with your conscience, not second guess the voting intentions of others , if we all did the same UKIP might get enough seats to put a little backbone into the so called eurosceptiics on the tory backbenches.

  169. 169
    broken carbon fibre says:


    We don’t care.

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    27.5% says:

    Errrr non.

  171. 171
    Cleggalamity says:

    Oh shit!

  172. 172
    Alex Salmon says: plan B?

    It’s the euro. You know it. I know it. The government t know it. The EU knows it.

    And that’s exactly why the UK will let me keep the £ because they don’t want another EU border like in Ireland.

    I can’t answer the plan b question though. Because if I did say “we’d adopt the euro” I’d be laughed out of office. So I’ll pretend there is no plan b.

    Vote yes! Or maybe devo’s all the same to me.

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    I hate to say this but says:

    Life is a real bitch, especially when other people take no notice of your ramblings, you need to understand something, UKIP is a separate political and if Labour get back in well that’s just the way it goes, you need to sort yourself out and vote UKIP if you don’t want Labour in.

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    Salmond knows he couldn’t win from the start. Wake up! He wanted Devomax all the time.

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    broken carbon fibre says:

    That won’t matter if Labour are in power, footprint old chap.
    Scotland will vote no, Labour might win.
    It’s all to horrifying to consider.

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    broken carbon fibre says:


  177. 177
    Nuke 'em says:

    It’s very simple. With muzees abroad, take the opportunity and bomb the shit out of Syria.

  178. 178
    broken carbon fibre says:

    Hmmm, Salmond V Darling or…..

    Man City V Liverpool….

  179. 179
    I hate to say this but says:

    If Scotland votes NO, London on the guise of Labour and the Conservatives will make sure Scotland never ever get a repeat of referendum again, devo max my foot, they will asset strip Scotland, NHS, benefits, university’s, councils will all end up in as bad a state as the England and Wales one’s are.

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    H’ungary is losing the plot:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Get back to pointing your bum at the ceiling says:

    The Talmud is as much a collection of folk lore and old debates as anything – it is not the verbatim and immutable word of the almighty full of mandates, imperatives and compulsions -many of a violent nature.

  182. 182
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Exactly. These people should be concentrating on reducing expenditure, not increasing it.

  183. 183

    The Supreme Imbecile has prompted R’ussia’s MFA to Tweet:


    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The reality is both Cameron and Miliband are both EU poodles ,true Cameron sometimes makes eurosceptic noises but it’s only bluster to assuage the consciences of the gutless vermin on his back benches who if they had the balls could save this countries independence by resigning their seats en masse and causing a rash of by-elections on an anti

  185. 185
    Smell the curried cat says:

    Judeophobia is an illness that completely takes over your life ,resulting in incessant rants and postings that no-one takes seriously. Night sweats ,indigestion and bad breath are also commonplace with sufferers.
    No known cure.
    Eyes will bulge and eventually detach .
    Head implosions occur in about 80% of the infected.
    The other 20% end up in secure hospitals spending the last of their years shitting and pissing themselves .

  186. 186
    Dictionary says:

    Doesnt like robes or something

  187. 187
    Tonypandy Martyr says:

    You would think Bjerkov would be kicking up a real stink about this c**p. But it seems he is just going through the motions.

    John boy says it is natural that a woman who has given such service down under will be the right one to keep 600 members under control.

    Division Belle = Dingo Ring

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    Whilst I do not want to agree with the MFA – they do have a valid point.

    However, formation of an !slamic State is on the cards.

    Just a recap on how a previously stable functioning State was broken by a couple of plonkers, The Supreme Imbecile and his unwitting apprentice, a few years back:

    At least one of them learned enough to develop a good FP doctrine, whereas the other was rightly stopped having another go in Syr!a.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  189. 189

    The reality is both Cameron and Miliband are both EU poodles ,true Cameron sometimes makes eurosceptic noises but it’s only bluster to assuage the consciences of the gutless vermin on his back benches, who if they had the balls, could save this countries independence by resigning their seats en masse, causing a rash of by-elections and standing on an anti EU ticket. But as usual they put their precious careers ahead of everything else .
    Vote labour get Brussels ,vote tory get Brussels ,it makes no difference after November 1st the full effects of EU rule will start to hit home.

  190. 190

    A little heavy handed on the keyboard..

  191. 191
    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t Bercow elected by his peers?

  192. 192
    Cinna says:

    Indeed. I’ve noticed two things regarding the Beeb in the last couple of weeks. “Illegal immigrants” are now being referred to as “immigrants”. Also in the last week “Jihad John” has gone from being a “British” terrorist (itself a corruption of the truth, inasmuch these people are most definitely not British) to now being labelled an “English” terrorist.

  193. 193

    Do you imagine the Scottish ‘government’ can carry on without the socialist magic money tree? Wales is a prime example of spending with no responsibility and is becoming a mini soviet .

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    Cat out of the bag says:

    I said a few days ago that if Labour get in by the time thy had finished we will be so closely tied to Europe we will never escape. I also said that UKIP will be treated like a terrorist organisation once that happens.

    Its already started as a French government minister said today

    ” a failing economic system was also encouraging extremist parties whose aim was to destroy the EU project.”

    Yes UKIP he means you even though you are not of course. The next step from extremist is terrorist and the step is very small. . This is who Ed Millitwat wants to emulate and where within 5 years UKIP will be if Labourwin.

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    He said what Salmond wanted not what might happen. Read the fucking post

  196. 196
    Cinna says:

    Perhaps he meant rubberiest?

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    Since they have upped sticks and fecked off for the sky pixie cause Couldn’t we just give their council houses to someone more deserving?

  198. 198
    William Hague says:

    I fully agree David. I always wanted to be Foreign Secretary. But when I got there I found it was an impossible job, so I just left it to my incompetent Arabist civil servants.

  199. 199
    Sally B says:

    I always give good service down under. But I wouldn’t want Johnny going through my motions.

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    Smell the bagels says:

    Well no, there are such things as international law and the Geneva convention. Pal Civilians have a right of return.
    You see, you are not “special”, Shlomo. You are not “God’s master race”.

  201. 201
    Cinna says:

    Do you mean Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful and Sneezy?

  202. 202
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Quite right its NOT a compromise its a mindless political fudge and any MP who supports it has no place in parliament. These are the sort fudges that have landed us with a Federal Europe, an unholy mess with devolved government,the stupidity of Human Rights legislation, wind farm subsidies etc etc etc.

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    Smell the bagels says:

    Bullshitting yet again, Shlomo! The Chief Rabbies of Israel are the ultimate authority and Chief Rabbi Ovadia Yusef clearly stated that:

    “Go yim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel.”

    “In Israel, death has no dominion over them… With gentiles, it will be like any person – they need to die, but [God] will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one’s donkey would die, they’d lose their money.

    “This is his servant… That’s why he gets a long life, to work well for this J3w.”

    “Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat… That is why gentiles were created.”

    This confirms the vile preachings of the Talmud as Rabbinic law.
    This chap had a massive following, 6% of sum world J3wry turned up to his funeral last year.

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    UKIP are not really targeted by that as UKIP have no intention of destroying the EU system.

    You should look more closely at parties such a FN and Jobbik.

    There are a number across Europe which are funded and run by M’oscow – Those are the ones the F’rench are talking about.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mary Poppins says:

    I care – it’s on the ‘news’ all the time as if i’m supposed to gve a fuck

  206. 206
    Cuntry Bumkin says:

    Blackberries are in season

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    One for the Supreme Imbecile:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Not On Your Nelly says:

    Said to strike? Set to strike??

  209. 209
    smell my bellend says:

    We don’t care.

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    koba says:

    If Scotland decides to leave the UK does the electorate in the rump of the UK get to vote on the terms of severance?

  211. 211

    In related news:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    No - that was a "Superconspiracist" says:

    …or put it up your b*m!!!

  213. 213

    They did, apparently:

    But don’t tell the Supreme Imbecile. He may take the news badly.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    No Dhimmi Me says:

    Yes – and the Arabs were firing pretend bullets as well I’ve heard.

  215. 215
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Sat to strum, (you just can’t get the staff these days).

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    hang on a min says:

    If the establishment can’t even stand up to a pathetic
    joke like Bercow, how the hell can voters have any confidence
    that it will protect us from treasonous terrorists?

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    I hate to say this but says:

    Turning over to BBC2 to watch, the Snake oil salesman and the other thing pretend they are bothered about a referendum to split the Union, every on knows it a load of rubbish as the Scots are scared sh1tless about going alone and need the English who they have called allsorts of names over the years to hold their hand.

  218. 218
    David CameraOn, Smile says:

    The Sun says he’s going to get tough…and apply factor 45 tomorrow.

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    The Bastard EU says:

    I used to like going into Europe (Britain is not in Europe). All the different countries with their own character, Money, shops, laws, routines, The EU is doing its very best to destroy all that with its mass homogenisation policies.

    Why did they want to fix something that wasn’t broken?

  220. 220
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Arab boing! (spring broke).

  221. 221
    Two tossers says:

    Salmond and Darling. I have no horse in this race.

  222. 222
    the justice mill says:

    once upon a time there was a police force who had a group membership at the same gym that many of the local mafia frequented. one day the fire alarm went off for no apparent reason but never the less the gym was emptied as per protocol, except for one clever fucker who stayed behind and picked the locks of some of the lockers. yeah figure the rest out you corrupt fuckers- the biggest gangsters going are plod and they stay afloat by making sure all of their colleagues, be they bent or straight, drink at ye olde blue line. boaz

  223. 223
    Owen Jones says:

    Islam is peace. Yes, I know you’re not talking about islam but I have nothing else to say.

    You’re blocked.

  224. 224
    blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:

    Can’t you just do the human race a favour and fuk off and die?

    We all know it’s you posting this shite whistles you fuking arse.

  225. 225
    Ed Militwit says:

    Gath companies refuthing to dwop pwitheth becauth I thaid I would fix pwitheth.

    Happy to add to the cotht of living cwithith! Ith my only polithy!

  226. 226
    blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:

    @oh yea

    Can’t you just do the human race a favour and fuk off and die?

    We all know it’s you posting this shite whistles you fuking arse.

  227. 227
    An English arm and an English leg says:

    IT ALWAYS WAS all about Devo Max and how much they could screw the English for. And Salmond has won, the LibLabCon has promised Scotchland a fortune if they vote to remain unionised.

  228. 228
    blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:


    Can’t you just do the human race a favour and fuk off and die?

    We all know it’s you posting this shite whistles you fuking arse.

  229. 229
    blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:


    Can’t you just do the human race a favour and fuk off and die?

    We all know it’s you posting this shite whistles you fuking arse.

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    SC let the cat outa de bag says:

    Interesting thoughts thousands of people being treated as terrorists for voting for a legal political party that isn’t a terrorist organisation, that will only get ordinary voters backs up if the nutters tried that trick and would create problems, seeing we have no plod or military or prison places to put thousands of people, it would make interesting times, problem is your scare tactics are far to late as people are wary of scare tactics and couldn’t give a crap, you would be better trying to use the scare tactics on the Scots they would believe anything Labour tells them.

  231. 231
    Norm Normal says:

    The only back doors you know anything about are found on the rear end of a camel.

  232. 232
    Smell the stench says:

    … of Hasbara Cockroaches spreading hate.

  233. 233
    Trouble at labour mill says:

    EXCLUSIVE: ‘An insult to democracy’ – Labour Party suspends local branch party

    by Greg Hadfield And Frank Le Duc on AUGUST 24, 2014 in News, Politics


    An insult to democracy: Malcolm Powers, regional director; Mel Davis, City Party chair; Cllr Gill Mitchell, Labour Group whip; and Cllr Warren Morgan, Labour Group leader

    The Labour Party has suspended the local branch party in one of its staunchest strongholds, Brighton & Hove Independent can reveal.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    I really wish the “No” vote would put up Gordon McDoom to debate. That would swing it to the yes camp for good and we can let Salmond and his other comrades get on with building his Marxist utopia.

  235. 235
    Not now Darling says:

    Has it occurred to the Labour worker ants that they would win the next election if Darling was their leader? No doubt team Miliband have.

  236. 236
    Smell the Coffee says:

    Actually, there are quite a few people countering your Izraeli propaganda and hate spew now. The Go y have awoken!

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry they refer to UKIP. You will see in time if Labour win

  238. 238
    Norm Normal says:

    Repetition is a propaganda technique. The omission of information and the use of exaggeration and half-truths, are others.

    Leftards and extremist muslims use all these techniques, while wilfully ignoring evidence that contradicts their own propaganda.

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    The mean that sealed the economic fate of the country


    Jeez labour really are fecked

  240. 240
    Cpl Hicks says:

    The only thing that Labour worker ants think is where their next bennies are coming from.

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    Don't bite alex says:

    Shit Salmond is losing this. He should just point out that Sterling is as much Jockanese as it is Engerlandish and leave it at that.

  242. 242
    Cornish pasty says:

    We don’t appear to have any say whatsoever.
    We couldn’t even watch the last debate.

    The funny thing is,if voters in the rest of the UK
    had been given the vote,independence for Scotland
    would be in the bag.Most of us long to see the back
    of them.

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    In reality says:

    He (Darling) was one of the best chancellors Britain has had. Sorting out Gordon’s pile of shite was the job from hell.

  244. 244
    blowingbigblackcockwhistles says:

    Voices inside your head don’t count you fuking tool.

    I think you’ll find that your gibberish has had the polar opposite of what you think you complete t!t.

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    I hate to say this but says:

    Who is winning in who is shouting who down, dearest Darling is a fckin tosser he had a chance to sort our debt out and he failed, who listens to a failure.

  246. 246

    Didn’t Miliband recently praise Hollande to the heavens?
    The same Hollande whose country is an economic basket
    case and who has just dissolved his government?
    Love to hear Miliband’s views…

  247. 247

    If they target UKIP they will create a real problem :

    English Separatists.

    Libertarian’s should be ready to take up arms in that case, not show fear, or imply acceptance of an inevitable fact.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  248. 248
    Cpl Hicks says:

    “who listens to a failure?”

    Jocks and Labour voters!

  249. 249
    snow joke says:

    It was so kind of the US to provide al Queda/ISIS
    with weapons, support and expertise for so many years.

  250. 250
    albacore says:

    Keep repeating that naughty word “Motion”
    And folks here might start to get the notion
    That you equate Parliament with pure shit
    In which case, carry on – no need to quit

  251. 251
    Former Speaker Lord Andy Pandy of rent boys says:

    Hear hear.

  252. 252

    Are they the blokes his wife shagged
    while she was pissed?

  253. 253
    broken carbon fibre says:

    No there isn’t, it just you and two or three of your gaylord mates.
    All sitting at your laptops dripping acne cream on to your keyboards, whilst getting tiny little boners as you drool your poison.

    I bet you have no idea about real people do you..?

    I doubt you’ve even been to a pub, let alone a mooslim country.

  254. 254
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    What’s with Salmond coming to the edge of the stage. Does he think he is live at the Apollo?

  255. 255
    Manon_des_Source says:

    Is it not ‘The religion of pieces’ now, what with suicide bombers and beheadings?

  256. 256
    Spotty says:

    He’ll end up sorting out Nobsore’s clusterfuck too…

  257. 257
    White McDee is in for a shock says:

    Truth is. If the English stop paying the Jocks’ bennies then there is no way New Scotland could afford to.

  258. 258
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Oh my. 2 cheeks of the same arsehole arguing over who gets the toilet paper.

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    I hate to say this but says:

    He can do a song and dance routine for all I care so long as Salmond gets the Scots to say YES.

  260. 260
    Viperous Old Vince says:

  261. 261
    The People says:

    Speaker Bercow, not in our name.

  262. 262
    Inbred cornish watch says:

    And you can go fuck your self you manky bigot. Away and play with your corn dollys.

  263. 263
    Smell the Coffee/spotty/spotter/shlomoSpotter/HasbaraSpotter/EeeYepBlowingCoks/Oh Yea? says:

    We’re all the same person. I don’t have any mates but if I did they would all be gaylords.

    If I had any balls at all I’d just admit I was a seriously disturbed anti-s’emite.

    As I was proved to be a total ar’rse as EYBW I now have to use multiple monikers to make my absurd comments.

    Maybe I’m beyond help? I’m certainly batshit crazy as everyone of my multiple personalities has a disorder.

  264. 264
    I hate to say this but says:

    Dearest Darling is getting all het up, seems the snake oil salesman has started to bite back.

  265. 265
    I hate to say this but says:

    Two nobodies looking like nobodies after next May both will be forgotten

  266. 266
    Anonymous says:

    Trouble at t’mill in Brighton now as well as Great Grimsby

  267. 267
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Darling feeling the love of a handpicked BBC audience. Your not gobby or lefty enough for them.

    Just save everyone’s time, the no campaign will win and it’ll be devo max.

  268. 268
    What?!!!!! says:

    Eh ?

  269. 269
    táxpáyér says:

    Been watching the BBC debate about the differences of opinion between 2 flat earthers regarding satellites.

  270. 270
    cheche says:

    Alex Salmond is only talking about welfare seems the jocks most important thing

  271. 271
    táxpáyér says:

    Boot the west bankers back into Jordan, and the gazans back into Egypt.

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    I hate to say this but says:

    Next year a lot of Scots will go into shock when they vote NO next month, the power of the referendum is finished and Scotland will get just as much as Wales and England.

  273. 273
    Jack Ketch says:

    McTweedledum and Mctweedledumber–what a pair of lying, somersaulting tw@ts

  274. 274
    táxpáyér says:

    You named zero countries.

    Face it Mo’hamed, Mo Problems.

    iSlam is not compatible with the civilised culture needed to generate wealth.

  275. 275
    táxpáyér says:

    Hasbro make toys for children.

  276. 276
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Here is the results of the Glasgow shouting match.

    Darling 0 Salmond 46.


    Who the feck is this ‘chairman’? Makes Dimblebore look professional.

    What has the EU done for the Scottish fishing industry? Answer that and your vote in the referendum is easy.

  277. 277

    Vote UKIP :-D

  278. 278
    táxpáyér says:

    It’s probably projection. He’s sitting in his bed-sit in Bradford getting his directions from ISIS funders in qatar.

  279. 279
    I bet Salmond wishes he was debating with this fellow says:

  280. 280
    David Axlegrease says:

  281. 281

    Vote UKIP :-D

  282. 282
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    There’s only one referendum that counts, but the LibLabCon will do and say absolutely anything to deny us it.

  283. 283
    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


  284. 284
    thanks from mossad says:

    Keep those slomos and hasbros coming, you’re doing sterling work double agent blowing cox

  285. 285
    Pissed off English taxpayer says:

    How much is devo max going to cost us?

  286. 286
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Of course Cameron will try to convince the dopies he is tough on the EU. Those of us with half a brain will see right through him.

  287. 287
    thanks from mossad says:

    Top work double agent blowing cox, you’re really getting people to see how mad arab conspiracy theorists are.

  288. 288
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Yeah yeah yeah… is that a cast iron guarantee?

  289. 289
    Anonymous says:

    “Boot the west bankers back into Jordan”

    No, just boot the bankers out all together.

    There, fixed it for you.

  290. 290
    thanks from mossad says:


  291. 291
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. says:

    Oh do fuck off Dave!

  292. 292

    We don’t believe it.

  293. 293
    I hate to say this but says:

    Yeh!, and pigs seen flying to join ISIS, Cameron couldn’t get tough with a rice pudding.

  294. 294
    F##k the LibLabCon says:


  295. 295
    táxpáyér says:

    ISIS is funded from Qatar.

    Don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

  296. 296
    David Cameron says:

    Chillaxing in Cornwall still.

  297. 297
    táxpáyér says:

    Just think how yawning that chasm would be without wet Dave (If they’d chosen David Davis instead say)

  298. 298

    Does that mean I’ll be able to buy a decent
    hoover that actually sucks up dust-banned last
    week by the EU.


  299. 299
    Verkakter Schlemiel says:

    Whine, whine,bla bla ANTISEMITE! Rockets! Muslim terrorists! Shrill Whine Hollowcost, whine, Joohater! persecuted victims !

  300. 300
    Rice Pudding says:

    I’ll bend his spoon face further back than Uri Geller ever could.

  301. 301
    táxpáyér says:

    or Butler Sloss’ replacement?

  302. 302
    táxpáyér says:

    Whatever the one eyed scottish imbecile’s reasoning thank FUCK we’re not in the Euro.

    Even if we do have that canadian mong Carney.

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    No, it was the Time Bandits!

  304. 304
    McRuin says:

    I said Yes we’ll win, NOT Yes will win.

  305. 305
    Fugly says:

    Why do all Scottish women look like morlocks from the Time Machine?

  306. 306
    1600 Watts says:

    I wouldn’t bet your 12 year old Henry on it.

  307. 307
    Index Finger says:

    Good point.

  308. 308
    reject Inslamity says:

    if you can’t make a powerful hoover at 1300W then you should probably give up.

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    You are what is known as a useful idiot – cut cock sucker

  310. 310
    USrael says:

    Well without those, how could we have a pretext to do all sorts of vile things?

  311. 311

    True. The Maximum Imbecile’s one redeeming feature.

    However, this is still causing grief:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  312. 312
    thanks from mossad says:

    keep up the good work.

    More supporting Isreal than ever before.

    All thanks to your efforts.

  313. 313

    Vote UKIP :-D

  314. 314
    Badger Darling, labour leader in waiting now ahead of chunky and the chin says:

    Get tae fuck Salmon

  315. 315
    Mrs Jack Dromey says:

    Black cock is in season!

  316. 316
    Vote Ukip, get Labour. says:

    Voting Ukip is no better than spoiling your ballot paper. A terrible waste when you could be using your vote to stop 5 years of Miliband’s hard left misrule.

  317. 317
    Vote Ukip, get Labour. says:

    Ukip can’t stop Labour.

  318. 318

    Global Warming ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  319. 319
    thanks from mossad says:

    Scotland can use the pound they just can’t print more pounds.

    It just means that borrowing and spending have to be a bit more realistic whereas the BoE robs savers instead.

  320. 320
    Salmond won the cup, but he wont win the YES says:

    God help Liebour if they think they have a PM in waiting with dearest Darling, once a loser always a loser, will he pay back all those billions he pissed up the wall, in his reckless charge to pretend he knew waht he was doing.

  321. 321
    Grow up says:

    Isn’t it faintly embarrassing to be an adult and be described as a social media expert?

  322. 322

    Vote UKIP, Don’t Vote Labour.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  323. 323
    Paranoia says:

    Maybe it’s not BW ?

  324. 324
    Verkakter Schlemiel says:

    Yes, we better send Israel some more weapons and the IDF some Pizzas because we Ziogods are downtrodden humanitarians fighting evil hordes of Mooz persecutors.

  325. 325
    I hate to say this but says:

    Global warming what do you expect.

  326. 326
    Vote Ukip, get Labour. says:

    UkipLab trolls out in force tonight I see.

  327. 327

    All that cold,rain and relentless whining has made you miserable.
    Be happy in the knowledge that we all hate you far more than you
    ever hated us.
    Feel free to close down Faslane at any time.There are plenty down here in the West Country who’d be grateful for the jobs.

  328. 328

    Anyone else notice that the same ice cream vans from your childhood are still around?

    In my road one is registered 1970 the other 1976, it’s like a fucking muzzie vintage van show.

  329. 329
    thanks from mossad says:

    The mental illness that underlies faith in marxism.

  330. 330
    Bob Fleming says:

    He was the best performer but what a sad sack of shit. In my professional life I come across dozens of people in the private sector who could wipe the floor with both those public sector parasites any day of the week

  331. 331

    Not to need a jumper before September ?

    This is Global Cooling, or just chilly in L’ondon.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  332. 332
    Paranoia says:

    Time’s up buddy.

    The Z’ioloons are being called out!

  333. 333
    Vote Ukip, get Labour. says:

    The only propaganda I see here is coming from a Labour troll seeking to split the right. Go and post your bile on a left-wing blog and split the left instead.

  334. 334

    Bugger! Darling did well again. We get to keep the Scots… Never mind. On other matters:

    Jeremy Bentham (pronounced Bent-ham), the acknowledged father of utilitarianism, created the idea of the Panopticon, a prison where every inmate could be observed by a single warder who would himself be unobserved by his prisoners. Wikipedia over-diminishes Bentham’s contribution and unjustly gives sole credit to Michel Foucault for the development of Panopticism.

    Bentham had described his imaginary prison as “a new mode of obtaining power of mind over mind, in a quantity hitherto without example”. Against him must be set the charge that he regarded the idea as a positive advance.

    Foucault, by comparison, saw it as a threat to society.

    Britain and the United States have moved steadily to a position where surveillance of its citizens has come to resemble the Benthamite concept closer than the originator did.

    As a final thought, there was an album released in 2004 called Panopticon. The band’s name?



    Vote UKIP :-)

  335. 335

    Out now, vote UKIP

  336. 336
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Which way did Foucault swing?

  337. 337

    It’s amusing how they claim the C’hechen’s trained them up.

    Not so amusing if it’s actually true. Well, not for R’ussia anyway.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  338. 338
    Vote Ukip, get Labour. says:

    I’ve seen polling which shows the Tories would be annihilated at an election were they led by David Davis. As much as you probably dislike him, Cameron outpolls his party. It’s Miliband who is dragging his party down, and Labour have left it far too late to replace him.

  339. 339
    Anonymous says:

    You do not differentiate between Old Labour and New Labour. New labour sold out the real working classes.

    New Labour can’t stop UKIP.


  340. 340

    I resent a group of Mussie shits taking over my moniker, gladly now rescinded and reduced.

  341. 341
    I hate to say this but says:

    Buy an industrial one, like light bulbs, they can be bought for industrial use, shops are in business to sell and not to ask why you want a vacuum with a bigger motor or a light bulb with a filament.

  342. 342
    A Tory vote is a wasted vote says:

    Vote conservative get EU

  343. 343

    How much energy does my powerful Hoover expend compared
    to the EU sending weapons to Ukraine or flying Ebola victims back
    to Europe?

  344. 344

    Agreed. He’s a shyster and a half – even if he was right, i wouldn’t vote for the cnut. He’s like Rab C Nesbit in a suit

  345. 345

    Most sensible thing uttered today:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  346. 346

    Vote UKIP :-D

  347. 347
    Honky Fid says:

  348. 348
    Feds says:

    Our observational skills at your airports will be unbounded.

    Spread those legs Abdul.

  349. 349
    Smell the fear says:

    Help me out here, Shlomo. Is it true that the early Talmudic scholars prohibited the translation of the Talmud into Gentile languages, fearing that if the Gentiles knew what it contained they would start unzipping the zyclonB ?

  350. 350
    JadedJean58 says:

    Marx was a J’ew !

  351. 351
    How about says:

    Instead of using letters from the English alphabet
    shouldn’t these beards weirdies be using some of their
    own squiggly writing?

  352. 352

    ISIS (the band) have been getting a lot of hate mail as well:

    Had to change their facebook page a bit.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  353. 353
    I hate to say this but says:

    Salmond won the debate tonight 71% ICM

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    It think it can be simply summarized as a J’ewish thing?

  355. 355
    What's Neo Colonial? says:

  356. 356

    Vote UKIP :-D

  357. 357
    I hate to say this but says:

    Neo Guido might know.

  358. 358
    Cpl Hicks says:

    About as dumb as the retard blowingwhistles who is trying his hardest to get everyone on here to back Is’rael.

  359. 359
    I hate to say this but says:

    Jobs for the girls, usually it’s jobs for the boys, more money stolen from us to pay for more hangers on.

  360. 360
    táxpáyér says:

    Always a good idea to say more than just thanks to the IDF

    They’re killing terrorists for us!

  361. 361
    Anonymous says:

    Moishe…in your dreams.

    The rest of the world are beginning to waking up to your behaviour. Your tribe will now be judged by your deeds and not your rhetoric.

    See post @146

  362. 362

    Salmon is our man.

    We want no changes.

    Allah Fried Mars Bar.

  363. 363
    táxpáyér says:

    One of them once had ugandan relations with a woman?

  364. 364
    táxpáyér says:

    You won’t hear AlBBC asking him that question.

  365. 365
    táxpáyér says:

    No-one can afford to buy a house, yet poverty is fixed?

  366. 366

    Somebody should order a case of this stuff for the Supreme Imbecile:

    Maltese apparently.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  367. 367
    táxpáyér says:

    Dave’s party aren’t conservative.

    Vote Dave, Don’t get a conservative government.

  368. 368

    This for some reason sounds harsh:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  369. 369
    Anonymous says:

    “G’ermany’s economy has been a pile of junk since the 2007/8″

    In your dreams Yank.

    We German’s have maintained and grown our exporting manufacturing industry.

    Your, cosmopolitan class has hollowed out your manufacturing middle class jobs and off-shored them to China.

    The US is economically KAPUT….finished.

    US petrodollar hegemony is gone.

    Yankee, go home.

  370. 370
    Ex-M16 Chief says:

    Not a good idea to overload the boys, we are still keeping an eye on that German chap Adolf; he might be up to no good, but we have him under a close watch!!

  371. 371
    táxpáyér says:

    It being colder warmer, wetter, dryer, sunnier, cloudier, changable or more stable are all signs of gerbil worming and we must tax you more.

  372. 372

    Then why is M’erkel so worried about deflation, and why has the economy flat-lined ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  373. 373
    táxpáyér says:

    Raid on Magna Carta protections.

  374. 374
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  375. 375
    Get back to pointing your bum at the ceiling says:

    Much of the Talmud is merely of antiquarian interest: you failed to address the point that the mandates of the Koran are regarded as eternal and immutable. Because of its insane commands to subjugate the planet, it was originally considered impolitic to translate the Koran.

  376. 376
    táxpáyér says:

    One banker booted out.

    P.S. If you get rid of credit, you get rid of savings too. Is this really wise?

  377. 377
    Anglosaxon says:


    Speak for yourself Moishe…you do not speak for me!

  378. 378
    Eco-Mong says:

    Global Warming causes Global Warming except when it causes Global Cooling; the science is settled which is why we spent tens of millions every year trying to prove the science is settled. The South pole is growing because the south pole is getting colder; ice melts at -40 when Brits drive 4x4s instead of a Prius. Please donate to Greenmong – all major credit cards accepted.

  379. 379
    Kim Philby says:

    Still working for Judaism I see!

  380. 380
    Liberate Europe from the evil clutches of the EU parasite says:

    Jean-Claude Juncker has the solution in his own hands – if he so desperately wants women at the head of the EU then he should have the operation himself.

    The reality is that this is a load of bollocks since nothing that he or anyone else might do could ever make the EU Commission either legitimate or credible.

  381. 381

    Stories like this undermine the EU’s professed mission about equality.

    This smells like an aspect of the dysfunction that exists between EUCO and member State govs. Certainly does indicate that it is time for the UK to start filing the divorce papers.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  382. 382
    Anonymous says:

    If by “bounced” you mean – was recommended in a review over five years ago…

  383. 383
    Anonymous says:

    “The remedy is in their hands.”
    Oddly, it’s the same solution that will also address the ISIS CrISIS. It involves getting someone in, who can ask the sort of simple questions which will expose inconsitances and illogicality in a system. Free Sample:
    Isn’t ISIS potentially the greatest aid to the survival of humanity, that might ever be imagined? Since barring the arrival of a warrior alien species, its existence might forcefully dissipate all the disparate ideologies that nations currently range against each other. Fortunately/unfortunately no such extraterrestrial threat is likely to manifest. As the longevity and cooperation required to effectively master space, and perhaps time, are not a by-product of perpetual turmoil and a careless squandering of resources. Indeed the realisation that ideologies are mind mirages. Mere illusions presented by the myriad unique untested renditions of reality, humankind’s primitive perceptive process is heir to. Could be the very message such travelers confide. Should we fail to work that out for ourselves first.

  384. 384
    plague on all of them says:

    Don’t mistake association for causation. Many Muslim areas have oil, and so have been targetted and destabilised by the yanks. The Sunni states in particular have been attacked because they are a gateway into Russia.

    If you drop enough bombs and destroy enough infrastructure, any culture will revert to barbarism. Yanks did it to Cambodia, Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq (they created ISIL), and are now doing it to Ukraine. It’s not personal, it’s all about de-dollarisation.

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