August 25th, 2014

Dominic Grieve Joins Anti-Bercow Bandwagon

Jesse Norman has spent the weekend canvassing support for his proposed motion. Dominic Grieve has joined those saying they will support a motion if it is put to a vote. The antithesis of a hothead, the former Attorney General’s support confirms how badly Bercow has judged this affair. A number of PPS level supporters have been confirmed and the support is broadly tri-partisan.

Guido would be not be in the least surprised if Bercow turns round later this week and says that he, of course, fully supports Jesse’s proposal for scrutiny of the appointment. If he doesn’t he could find he is the one who faces rejection by MPs in the new parliament…


  1. 1
    Little John says:

    I am a great believer in democracy and I intend to fix it single-handedly.

  2. 2

    New Parliament. Mmm.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ed Miliband 1st J3wish PM in waiting says:

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Lets hope little john will soon be long gone.

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    ‘Certain areas in the UK have been identified as being terrorist hot-spots and we will be particularly keen to glean further intelligence and garner sources there……’
    US intelligence source

    Looks like the entire UK doesn’t it, save say lands end?

    Fucking shithole full of scaly, dodgy, grasping bad people.

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    Chuka Umunna who is Very sad today says:

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The labour sad bandwagon is out and about, expect more sad labour MPs quotes.

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    Roger Dewhurst says:

    Why has Dimwit Dave failed to tell the berk that his candidate is unacceptable?

    He could also tell the Home Office not to issue a work permit.

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    Both true comments.

    However, Ed, it was yesterday.

    Please go back to sleep now. We will wake you in May for your victory stroll to number 10, Tonystyle.

    Gurndon was denied that opportunity. Still preventing the scotch breakaway will be taken as his triumphal one man defeat of the dragon salmon.

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    another sad lefty at a sad lefty gathering says:

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    Cream says:

    I’m sad, so sad, I’m sad, I’m sad, I’m sad.

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    common Good says:

    Cuz it’s fuck all to do with Dave or the government.

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    Who’s the woman against the wall that looks like an afgh’an hound?

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    Dainty Dave the holiday boy says:

    Today I shall be eating shellfish

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ummuna the hypnotist pictured in action.

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    All aboard the sad Bandwagon says:

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    a jobsworth's a jobsworth for a' that says:

    A prince can mak a belted knight,
    A marquis, duke, an’ a’ that;
    But an honest man’s abon his might,
    Gude faith, he maunna fa’ that!
    For a’ that, an’ a’ that,
    Their dignities an’ a’ that;
    The pith o’ sense, an’ pride o’ worth,
    Are higher rank than a’ that.

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    albacore says:

    Well, icing the Speaker’s not much cop
    The problem’s clearly right at the top
    Dave just isn’t trying hard enough
    Now he’s got Heseltine in a huff!
    What we need is more immigration
    In Parliament’s imagination

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    dai epitaffily says:

    that reads like hard work

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    “He and his work will be remembered.”

    Unlike you you Wallace faced twat !

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Quite right, the EU govern this country now.

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    “A real legend” Unlike you you baby faced twat !

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    The two Muppets says:

    Just another Champagne Socialist .

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    Hezzer says:

    Me Tarzan, you Dave?

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    So what if this woman (Bercows penetratee) knows absolutely fuck all about politics
    Neither do most of the fuckers in the house of commons , she will be in good company

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    “I have neither eyes to see nor tongue to speak in this place but as the House is pleased to direct me, whose servant I am here.”

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    Torquemada says:

    Bercow should be put on the rack – that would fix his Napoleon complex.

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    In so many arenas… a young man, he had a gig in the Colosseum.

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    Is that ectoplasm?

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    Put Your Mortgage On It says:

    It’s 5/4 that “Ice Bucket” gets a mention in tonight’s indyref debate pic

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    táxpáyér says:

    Poverty causes terrorism, alleged Foley’s beheader lived in a slum called Maida Vale in a house only valued at 3 million quid.

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    Bill Sykes says:

    In the photo-is Bercow auditioning for one of the major parts in Oliver Twist?

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    táxpáyér says:

    was he too old for ore to arrest?

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    Big changes today in F’rance:

    This is hot on the heels of some interesting rhetoric by France’s economy minister Montebourg as was printed in Le Monde this weekend:

    “You have to raise your voice. G’ermany is trapped in an austerity policy that it imposed across Europe,”

    Elsewhere it would appear that G’ermany and R’ussia are playing ‘secret protocol’ games with U’kraine.

    Never trust a G’erman.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    táxpáyér says:

    Sorry chucky the BBC is trying hard, but Zero’s America’s worst president and people are starting to realise it.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Most socialists have the opposite of ALS, their brain’s shut-down, yet their body still works, particularly their mouth.

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    Fit Gideon says:

    You could do with some mussels under all of that flab!

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    The two Muppets says:

    I thought that Nigel had German ancestry .

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    Tony Pandy-Bliar says:

    Bercow will doubtless have a bucket full of iced Moet poured over his head – and charge it all to expenses.

    There’s nothing so fit as a fiddle!

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    No – he’s a H’uguenot : P’rotestant, northern F’rance – good history with the UK.

    His wife is a different matter.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    BBC Propaganda Unit says:

    Right, that’s enough about some actor/director and the mail story is, what a hard time Muslims are having throughout and what can we do to improve their bad PR image?

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    How about this ?

    The muzzers should figure out that beheading non-muzzers and posting on uTube is unacceptable.

    Worth chewing on that for a bit.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Owen Jones says:

    Oh please !

    Not Moet, it has to be Bollinger.

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    Rupert says:

    Oh fuck off Fry, little know it all shit

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    His friends are disappearing fast!

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    A self-opinionated too far says:

    What work would that me? Ham-acting, or ham-directing?

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    Rupert says:

    That’s not a sheila Its another dodgy guy in drag like that Rachel Reeves ladyboy

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    Cinna says:

    My, how times have changed.

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    BBC Propaganda Unit says:

    To be used on indigenous population only.

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    PR Man with the muzzers' account says:

    Perhaps they should provide counselling before decapitation.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Knowing him and his wife’s lack of taste it would have to be Cristal.

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    nermal says:

    I see that Wee Willie Hague is backing Bercow. The “The Fellowship of The Gnomes” maybe.

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    SPORTY DAVE says:

    Anyone for penis ?

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    If the beheading was halal they probably did.

    Looking at how calm the victim was in the video it is clear he must have been conditioned into a state of acceptance of his fate over a period of time.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Not In My Name says:

    Not so.

    The Clerk is appointed by Letters Patent which are signed by Her Majesty.

    The Prime Minister, in practical terms, controls this by having oversight of the process by which the person to be appointed is selected.

    But now we finally hear the Poison Dwarf wants her to be “CEO” NOT Clerk per se.

    Different job, different process so start again.

    If fact start again with a new Speaker: this man is a disgrace

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    SPORTY DAVE says:

    The whole of the EU is based on what is best for Germany and how they will always be top dog
    Why can’t all these other thicko leaders see that ?

    They failed twice to take Europe by force , so they devised a plan (with their French collaborators) to rule Europe by economic means

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    SPORTY DAVE says:

    I say chaps it’s about time i did the ice bucket challenge , to make it look like i’m hip trendy and totally out there , What

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    Geneva Article 3 broken this weekend in sunny Donetsk:

    The symbolism of the street cleaners following the paraded soldiers references the similar parading of G’erman POW’s in WWII in 1944. The idea of course is that the roads are cleaned after the prisoners.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Well, Hague got it spectacularly wrong on Syria. I now doubt his judgement.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    We should do the same with our MP’s! Brave cleaners to follow that lot.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Euro’s not worked that well for Germany.

    Impoverish the people their export-hyped economy depends on, and then lend them even more money that won’t get paid back?

    Both Germany and the rest of the Eurozone are impoverished.

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    And now the end is near , and so i face my final curtain
    My friends the case is clear , i’ve been a flop , of which i’m certain
    I’ve been in power 5 years ,i dealt with europe , in a shyway
    and now my bags are packed i’ll hit the highway

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    táxpáyér says:

    Mark Oaten’s cleaner has to be especially brave.

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    Spotter says:

    Fuck off with your endless htemiongering , you zionazi slime.

    7 million Israelis commit far more crimes against humanity than 2 billion Muslims.

    ZioLoon = Hypocrite^1000

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    Spotter says:

    We could confront the Israel nutters infesting places with their endless hatemongering.

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    Sally Bercowitz says:

    Anyone out there found my knickers this morning? I can’t remember where I dropped them last night.

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    BBC Propaganda Unit says:

    Shlomo twat.

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    Could use some of those water cannon which were recently bought.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOO tetchy :)

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    Lucretia Burger says:

    Try Chucker’s pad.

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    A nurse says:

    Spotter – time for your meds again. Now wipe that cum off your mouth and get back into bed.

  75. 75
    A nurse says:

    Back to your room you naughty boy. It’s time for your meds.

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    Little John says:

    You usually drop a whole trail of them so you can find your way home.

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    SamCam says:

    No fucking chance. You know you can’t get wood unless it’s with one of your gay mates.

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    Deport Nick Clegg says:

    Wrong on Syria, wrong on Libya and wrong when he said “Britain is a sovereign nation”.

    And sleeping with his SPAD wasn’t too clever, either.

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    Good news:

    G’ermany is realizing that it has a lot of radicalized muzzers in its midst, decides to wimp out on arming the K’urds, and instead try to figure out a way to make G’ermany a better option than God for some of its enrichment to follow:


    The problem of muzzers choosing spiritual glory over material gain is the key problem for Western countries regarding radical !slam. The problem is most obvious with US jihadi’s: Why do that when you can have the best standard of living on the planet ?

    Politically this represents the defeat of Ideology (mainly Marxism even in the US) by Religion. That’s what is worrying policy makers and why the Clerics sleep soundly at night.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    broken carbon fibre says:

    To be administered rectally.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Haha. Well done Boris!

    Vote UKIP.

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    Everyone on here says:

    Spotter – please give it a rest you moron. You’re incoherent ranting isn’t helping you or your cause in anyway. If you care that much you could expend the energy that you have in blaming I’sreal in volunteering for a charity?

    Seriously, give it a rest, get some help or do something useful with your life.

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    broken carbon fibre says:

    Are the lefties going to raise awareness to the terrible conditions suffered by these brave muzzie freedom fighters…?

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    Humble Tastes? says:

    A Luxury Villa on Ibiza
    No trash
    Only the finest suits
    Family trusts to evade tax

    Humble tastes all right

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    táxpáyér says:

    News reports are hatemongering? Rather than the terrorists that actually do the hating?

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    Deport Nick Clegg says:

    Angry ugly narcissistic virgin deadbeat with no moral values in his early 20s has the option of flipping burgers for the rest of his life here, or going to Iraq where he’s given an AK47 and permission to shoot people who won’t respect him, plus the option of one or two disposable young female sex-slaves.

    I can see it will be a problem dissuading them.

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


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    Mr Punch says:

    That’s the way to do it. I hope they paid for the bullets.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    You are in big trouble now, the BBC has proscribed the word indigenous.

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    Even more so when the gentleman (or woman) in question’s only cultural reference point is a God who commands it.

    Another important consideration: Those who are moderate in this generation do not guarantee that those in the next will be.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Owning your future.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    non taxable pikey says:

    Sat on a bus in Brighton. Two of Hezzer’s favoured foreign “students” openly discussing how they could stay in the country after their time at language school finished. Tarzan needs retiring.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    She will also be costing us a bloody fortune.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Verve, Sally needs widow’s weeds.

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    Version 0.90 says:

    Who cares, he was an actor and a director and he got paid loads money for doing a job, next actor please to beatified by the rest of the actooors.

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    Yes Spotter, there’s a good chap please do fuck off.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    136 pages of utter piffle, edited by Chuckus Yourmoney, all for just £ 11.48.

    No, I don’t think so.

    Try 295 pages of ‘The Road to Serfdom’ by Hayek for a decent read.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Or this one’s free.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    That’s just £9.50 for 295 pages.

    Is that better value than £ 11.48 for 136 pages of piffle then ?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Migrants should buy “over-stay” insurance, or not be allowed in.

    You over-stay the insurer pays the state say 200 pounds a day.

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    Version 0.90 says:

    Zero chances for a zero person, racist no, he’s trying to do a St Tone when he was lucky to be around on the death of whoever was leader at the time, on tv, always ready for a quote, pretending he knew what he was talking about, in other words a little sh1t, climbing up the greasy pole..

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    Norma Stitz says:

    Water cannon useless in London. The reason? side streets readily available to duck into. A waste of money.

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    If it involves Wee Willy it’s more likely to be “The Fellowship of The Ring”

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    In the context of Merkel’s peace talking wrt R’ussia and U’kraine, this is interesting:

    Not sure where this fits with peace before profit.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Can we have that for the House of Lords?

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    Norma Stitz says:

    A fortune indeed, as the fudge will be to split her job and create another post alongside. They can’t reduce her 200K offer (despite her having half the responsibility/workload) so there will be another £150-£200K salary paid. But who cares, itr’s only public money.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘If he doesn’t he could find he is the one who faces rejection by MPs in the new parliament…’

    Could be funny. Labour vote Bercow in to annoy the Tories. And then next time round Labour votes him out.

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    Norma Stitz says:

    When the hell did you start wearing knickers?

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    Wine Waiter says:

    Buck’s Fizz?

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    BBC News Editor says:

    We got Syria wrong too – but we’re correct on global warming.

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    He does have an exceedingly large clock though

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    ed balls says:

    Not been around for a while, been busy making up my net load of lies.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Owing the future.

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    L’ibya – The Supreme Imbecile’s gift that keeps on giving…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    anjem choudary says:

    Hi musslim school leavers, thinking of not working or going to university straight away. Then why not take a jihad year out, call me for details.

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    Protester says:

    It’s an infringement of our human right to be crusty.

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    BBC News Editor says:

    Old edition: Page 16 – The World is Flat

    New edition: Page 16 – Man-made climate change is happening.

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    there can never be enough reminders of the truth about the shit that is Islam says:

    send them home

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    little shit, surely a big shit.

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    overseas students "not the sort of people that are causing the anxiety about immigration" says:

    Or at least, not in the isolated world of uncomprehending rich fuckwits inhabited by the likes of Hezza.

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    That is just a procedural thing in order to allow H’ollande to dissolve and rebuild his cabinet.

    The economy is the main excuse being given.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Spotter says:

    Per capita, Israeli ZioLoons are much more violent than the Moz.
    That’s why the world agrees that you are the most likely to start WW3.
    You are the ones attacking, invading, stealing and bombing, you Hypocrite slime.

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    Photoshopper says:

    That’s why it was almost certainly a flase flag beheading.

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    Anonymous says:

    There are always costs of imperialism but the empire makes Germany richer and stronger.

    Sieg Heil.

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    Anon but Voting UKIP @ 2015 GE...... says:

    What about his very expensive large collection

    of designer watches……?

    (and of course fully tax payer funded as

    nothing but the best as unlimited supplies

    of OUR Purloined money is available 24/7 )……

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    Spotter says:

    I see, but you are quite happy with Izz hypocrite slime spouting their hate here.
    You’re just another Hasbara cockroach.

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    Back1woodsman says:

    That will be us pointing out which is the only sane and democratic state in the Middle East will it ?

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    Spotter says:

    Westminster sure sure gives the rest of the UK a bad name…

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    Gaza today, Tower Hamlets tomorrow says:

    Here’s hoping the RAF is getting proper training from the IDF.

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    Spotter says:

    WTF has it got to do with you anyway? You post from Tel Aviv.

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    Johnny Bercow says:

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    Spotter says:

    Hasbara infestation.^^^
    Break out the gas.

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    Llareggub says:

    A small group of people not looking terribly excited.

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    Llareggub says:

    Has anybody ever called you an arsehole before?

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    Anonymous says:

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    And the dogs go where says:

    Sand pit

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    Bercow is Labour's joker says:

    Bercow and his slapper wife was Gordon’s ideal of a Joke

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    His rap video is worth a watch:

    But Eminem he is not.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Big Boss Ed says:

    I’ve told you Balls, if you don’t get at least a D in GCSE Maths, you can’t be Chancellor next year. Keep swotting!

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    New Bucket Challenge says:

    Refuse bin, from Elsie, No 2a, eleven children, three sets of twins 6 months, 1 and 2 years, 3,4,6,7 and 9 years. Ten cats all use litter tray, to be ceremonially dumped over nominees.

    Elsie says it is very full as our collections are monthly. My nose will be glad to see it gone.

    Bound to attract an audience and Roland Rats of the world.

    I nominate Guido Fawkes.

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    Version 0.90 says:

    Vote LibLabCon and get get the same lies and corruption and the EU with the added EU please of lenbenstraum, vote UKIP for a future free of the EU and German and French aggression towards the East, besides we can’t afford to keep buying light bulbs and vacuum cleaners and cars with their lights permanently on or change our motor transport from diesel to petrol, just to satisfy the EU wankers and greens

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    This is true. Sorry, I thought you said coc…..

  147. 147
    Arthur Wellesley says:

    I’m given to understand that some irksome little short-arse is stirring things up in town. Duty requires that I save my country by giving him the order of the boot.
    When’s the next train to Waterloo ?

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    Everyone on here says:

    Spotter – please give it a rest you moron. You’re incoherent ranting isn’t helping you or your cause in anyway. If you care that much you could expend the energy that you have in blaming I’sreal in volunteering for a charity?

    Seriously, give it a rest, get some help or do something useful with your life.

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    Westminister Street Cleaner says:

    Is not much fun cleaning up off the street after them. Puke, puke puke everywhere.

    Aren’t they a socialist family out to make our lifes easier. The bint needs two cleaners and a nanny.

    Remove them from their expenses racket and you can triple my wages thankyou very much.

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    Everyone on here still says:

    Spotter – please give it a rest you moron. You’re incoherent ranting isn’t helping you or your cause in anyway. If you care that much you could expend the energy that you have in blaming I’sreal in volunteering for a charity?

    Seriously, give it a rest, get some help or do something useful with your life.

    Ps – we don’t care much for Israe’l either but you are just shouting in an empty room right now.

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    Everyone on here still says:

    Spotter – please give it a rest you moron. You’re incoherent ranting isn’t helping you or your cause in anyway. If you care that much you could expend the energy that you have in blaming I’sreal in volunteering for a charity?

    Seriously, give it a rest, get some help or do something useful with your life.

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    Matron Bercowitz. says:

    They’re part of the kit for my new career as a school matron dominatrix. Heavy duty blue serge ones. Old Etonians especially enjoy one of my thrashings.

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    Fatty Pangs Butler says:

    Ladroke Grove behind the toilets

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    Zummerseteer says:

    Ideal? You must be a Bristolian my luvver.

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    Spotter says:

    Does everyone on here think I’m batshit crazy and in need of some serious help?

    I couldn’t even point to Pales’tine on a map but I can keep up my anti-semit’ic ranting all day! Does that make me a retarded Naz’i?

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off you Z’ionazi shill !

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    Spotter says:

    Spotter – please give it a rest you moron. You’re incoherent ranting isn’t helping you or your cause in anyway. If you care that much you could expend the energy that you have in blaming I’sreal in volunteering for a charity?

    Seriously, give it a rest, get some help or do something useful with your life.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Actually the town of silver.

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    Bumsex Dave says:

    I find frilly pink ones attract a better class of cottager on Hamsptead Heath.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Heard an elderly aristocratic lady of the old school comment on Hezza once. “He’s the sort that has to buy his furniture.”

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    Spotters mum says:

    I think you are just doing the things you love to do dear.
    Shame it’s not helping round the house.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Water cannon are there to fight fires that the rioters start as well as crowd control in certain circumstances.

    The fire brigade can’t work during civil unrest and were attacked and prevented from rescuing people during the summer of Duggan.

    So without water cannon, London burns, leftards are against putting out fires started by rioters. Lefties like riots, arson and murder. Hence the continued policy of having the water cannon scrapped.

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    Spotters mum says:

    Even if the prick hadn’t gone all Jihadi what fucking use do we have for yet another rapper in the UK?
    We should have done what the Japanese did.

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    Concerned of Tunbridge Wells says:


    That appears to be your stock response to everyone. I think you should grow up a bit. Some of us couldn’t care less but you seem to have a very unhealthy obsession.

    Please don’t accuse me of being a shill or a zioloon, I’m neither. Please try to add something constructive to these comment boards as your constant abusive behaviour is very boring.


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    Norm Normal says:

    Now, now show a little civility. Spotter was probably on of those Afghan tea boys that is rogered senseless daily by senior Afghan police, military and politicians.

    The mental damage caused by the syphilis infection is obvious. You should show more kindness and understanding to those less fortunate.

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    A better life choice for him would have been to focus his creative energies into art rather than terrorism. That may still be the case – however, martyrdom may be his most likely next career choice, especially as the SAS are after them.

    Taking out SAS in a martyr mission would be even better propaganda for IS.

    In the mean time, they are showing off some of their newly ‘liberated’ Mig-21s in Taqba:

    Some are seriously asking if they have supplies and pilots. Be afraid…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Norm Normal says:

    Yes but weren’t France’s economic policies the same as UK Labours? What went wrong? Ed Balls assured everyone he was a genius?

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    L Ron Hubbard says:

    Expel both cults from the UK and let them practise their absurd beliefs in the comfort of their own shit-holes.

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    More extreme.

    F’rance went full retard with Tax and benefits and did not bother to reform civil service or make their employment market more flexible.

    T’hatcher’s far sighted reforms are all that saved the UK from a similar fate under Labour last time, but only just.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Deport Nick Clegg says:

    Force him to build a railway across Burma?

  172. 172

    Oh Millie do fuck off with the irrelevant platitudes about things outwith your sphere and either take the Bank Holiday off or get on with the none too simple task of making yourself just a tad credible for May 2015.

  173. 173

    Yes there are mozz infestations especially in the flats who should be smoked out or gassed.

  174. 174
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Not Richard and Julie then? Richard and Dave. Some secret. Thanks for sharing with us, Steve.


  175. 175

    What the hell Is Fried Mars Bar talking about .

    Who is/areRichard and David Dave ?

    Are they a long expired/forgotten not very good comedy duo a la Cannon and Brick Wall?

  176. 176
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Spotter aka EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles wanking himself up into an anti-semitic frenzy again.

    I reckon mumsie must have had a scare from a Rabbi one dark night.

  177. 177

    Dear Mr Spotter

    You were ‘advised’ yesterday concerning our knowledge of you location. Be afra..

    Your mental state is only typical of your kind but we do hold plenty of new medical supplies recently prepared by our Dr Mengeles, our new advisor from South America.

  178. 178
    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


  179. 179
    proscribe Islam says:

    It’s arguable that Islam is an insanity. Insanity should be made a bar to entry.

  180. 180

    Vote UKIP :-D

  181. 181

    And you can do the self taxidermising two step as well Chukka.

    Honestly have you aspiring leaders of the country nothing better to do on a Bank Holiday than pander to the topical whimsy of the electorate in your never ending quests to come across as men of the sheeple ?

    Have a day off and get a rainy day charabanc to Brighton and have two pints of mild and bitter followed by a fish and chips and a Rossi s ice cream

    BTW -Did you know Francis Rossi of Status Quo is the scion of the Rossi “gelato– rial ” fortune — just in case he has nt got enough money in the bank.

    Nearly as rich as you chuk..

  182. 182
    UKIP says:

    Thank you Hezza, keep up the good work for us. We couldn’t do without you and Spoonface.

  183. 183
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    So Guido is now fixated on Bercow.

    But Bercow is a long-term Friend of Israel.
    He even accepted funds from the ‘allegedly dodgy’ Lord Levy for his Speaker campaign.

    So why is Bercow being hounded ?

    There must be a chunk of information we haven’t seen yet.
    [His insufferable wife and his own delusions are side issues.]

    What’s the real story here ?

  184. 184
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Send in the SAS before they cut his head orf.

  185. 185
    Cinna says:

    Not as good value as a roll of Andrex.

  186. 186
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Maybe, just maybe, it has got fuck all to do with Isr­ael.

  187. 187
    Dolly, 51 Blenheim Crescent says:

    Be careful, Your Grace, you don’t get nominated for the Ice Bucket.

  188. 188
    Change the record says:

    Spotter – please give it a rest you moron. You’re incoherent ranting isn’t helping you or your cause in anyway. If you care that much you could expend the energy that you have in blaming I’sreal for everything in volunteering for a charity?

    Seriously, give it a rest, get some help or do something useful with your life.

  189. 189
  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    Then you are either a z’ioloon neo-con appeaser or just a plain and simple fuckwit!

  191. 191
    David Cameron says:

    Listen, Guido posters.
    Much as it may be a disappointment for you to read this, the reality is that I’m just coasting towards the next election. I’ve realised for a long time that I’m not up to the job of turning around this country (neither is George) and neither is the Conservative Party. We won’t even be able to call ourselves the Conservative & Unionist Party when Scotland goes it alone.
    So don’t expect anything much from me between now and May. I’m quite happy to hand the enormous mess, like the doubling of the national debt since 2010 to my rival Mr Miliband. I’ve given up. I haven’t got the fight in me. It might have been that jellyfish sting.
    Great Britain’s up shit creek, and I now realise that my dream to become Prime Minister should have remained just that – a dream. It’s probably become a nightmare for some of you, and especially those of you now reliant on foodbanks because of all the part-time, low pay jobs our policies have created.
    I can afford to retire on my PM’s pension now, and will be able to gain positions on the boards of many of the banks we’ve helped. That’s a perk of the job. I also fancy a place in the Lords. Lord and Lady Cameron does have a certain ring to it. Daddy would be proud.

    So toodle-oo. Pip pip.

    Here’s to a Labour government next year.

    You know it makes sense.

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps, just perhaps, JSN_tFoI says what others on here agree with.

    If you simply want an echo chamber blog then go elsewhere. Or otherwise engage in sensible argument if you are up to it rather than resort to ad hominem attacks.

  193. 193

    Well said Camomile .

  194. 194
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

  195. 195
    Hilary Benn (exposing Tory lies and deception) says:

    “Councils in poorest areas suffering biggest budget cuts”

  196. 196
    Spotter says:

    You are suuuch a massive Hypocrite, Shlomo!
    Here are some of your very own J3wish laws for you:

    Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only J3ws are human.

    Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

    Sanhedrin 54b . A J3w may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

    Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

  197. 197
    Spotter says:

    Ken Loach calls for cultural boycott of Israel

    The British film-maker wants an ‘absolute boycott of all the cultural happenings supported by the Israeli state’

  198. 198
    Spotty says:

    The Tories in a normal world should never be able to get enough votes to gain power, however they are very good at selling a pig in a poke to gullibles who vote against there own best interests.

    Snake oil salesmen selling baubles to the the middle classes and the sun reading morons

  199. 199
    Spotter says:

    LOL! You can’t possibly mean Izrael.
    It’s a Theocracy full to the brim with Crackpot religious Nutters who seriously believe God chose them as the master race!

  200. 200
    broken carbon fibre says:

    1) JSN twat says nothing on here that others agree with, only his 2 wanky mates. Look at the retorts to his ‘posts’.

    2) We were here before him and his trolls, so you can fuck off.

    3) He is the master of Ad Hominem attacks : Fuck off shlomo etc.

  201. 201
    broken carbon fibre says:


    You’re just a scared little kid projecting.

  202. 202
    Cinna says:

    * YAWN*

  203. 203
    Gary Barlow says:

    Suppose we offered a boycott of all the cultural happenings depicted in Corrie ? How do you think he’d take that ?

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t it telling how the sinecure that is the HoCs (and all the jobs therein) is remotely threatened by immigrant entry, that the whispering campaign begins in the corridors of power and the establishment starts working to close ranks to protect the status quo.

  205. 205
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Where did I say it had anything to do with Israel, per se ?

    Annoying little runt that Bercow may/may not be, he has been helped to get where he is Westminster. He is now a Useful Friend of Israel.

    And one would expect him to get ‘protection’ as long as he remains useful.

    So, why does it appear that he is being cast adrift, possibly ?

    If there is a story here, my assumption is that it will not get anywhere near the MSM – which is one reason why I cross-refer my info to online sites – and for balance.

    Being reasonable: do you think we have all the info behind this Bercow witchunt ?

    I’m just curious about Guido’s/Guido’s paymasters’ motivation.

  206. 206
    Former Poly Lecturer says:

    Don’t be so shellfish !

  207. 207
    I agree, but ..... says:

    Just like insanity is a bar to being an MP or some sort of Lord.
    Ri-ight …..

  208. 208

    Another win ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  209. 209
    Jack Ketch says:

    Twitter allows politicians to instantly make a comment about someone or something that they know absolutely eff all about in order to make themselves appear “in touch” instead of having to wait for an opportunity to make a speech or deliver a homily about someone or something that they know eff all about and undoubtedly care even less.

  210. 210
    ANGRY MERKEL says:

    They dont worry us Germans as we always have the “Final Solution”

  211. 211
    Boycott Saudi Oil says:

    Why only cultural – why not scientific? Is it because even “Done Nowt G’d Since Kes” Ken relies on Israeli technology in his everyday life and work and couldn’t do without them?

    And why not boycott Saudi Arabia which is most certainly an “apartheid state” (no J’ews allowed in the country, no Kaffirs allowed in Mecca) and which invaded another country to oppress its people (Bahrain). What is it about Israel that gets him so excited? Could it be the usual?

    Loach is a Bear of Little Brain who goes in for one dimensional sloganising in art and one dimensional defamation in politics.

  212. 212

    Ultimate Lads Holiday:

    Better than a Stay-cation in context.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  213. 213
    Version 0.90 says:

    Another noisy leftie who thinks he’s god’s gift to British culture, him and his liberal lefties have destroyed British culture, just so they can try the unworkable multiculturalism experiment, time for them to pay for the damage, make them pay a poll tax, they want to experiment with other peoples lives and taxpayers money, time they paid for the failure of their experiments.

  214. 214
    Not Nell says:

    You just need some time in the countryside staring at the stars at night and watching the birds flit from branch to branch in the day.

  215. 215

    Katyn / Holodomor ?

    G’ermany is only worried about avoiding the deflationary effects of the R’ussian import ban because it has not grown up since WWII.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  216. 216
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    You – and others who react with ad hominem attacks – should know how blogging etiquette by now.

    If you don’t like what I post, then just scroll on by whenever you see my moniker.

    You don’t have to like or agree with what I post: that’s fine.

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

  218. 218
    broken carbon fibre says:

    Hopefully they’ll be annihilated by an air strike.

  219. 219

    One is already in jail here after returning, another was the ex-Pr!mark employee who was killed the other day out there.

    So long as they don’t harm British interests, or try to return, all is good.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  220. 220
    Jack Ketch says:

    The phrase is normally attributed to Michael Jopling, reported by Alan Clark in his diaries.

  221. 221
    south of the M4 says:

    Murder-Tourism. It could catch on.

  222. 222
    broken carbon fibre says:

    Good, could you do us the same favour, scroll past our posts and not respond to them.?


  223. 223
    The two Muppets says:

    Is Spotter for real ? I have never known so much crap ,I think
    that he needs some serious help with his delusions .

  224. 224
    broken carbon fibre says:

    When they realise that their caliphate involves living in a Mad Max film set, they’ll soon come back.

  225. 225
    Spotty says:

    Well done to the people who have the guts to speak the truth. Boycott Israel and freedom for Palestine from the brutal illegal occupation who have the audacity to refer to themselves as a democracy. A democracy that targets children and women simply to wipe out a race to fulfill their greed for other peoples land.

  226. 226
    reject Inslamity says:

    I heard on the wireless yesterday that councils are selling off the council owned land to pay for the pensions

  227. 227

    Not all of them will.

    Problem is that when they are away from the ‘front’ life is quite good. This is known as 5-Star jihad for a reason.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  228. 228
    ..JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Israel carries out 16 airstrikes in Gaza and amongst targets were 2 mosques: one allegedly used to store weapons – and the other mosque for being “used as a meeting place”.

    Next the Israeli airforce will be blowing up Gaza hospitals for “having sick people” and bombing schools for having “schoolchildren learning or playing”.

    Just wait until the Gaza airforce retaliates….

    Latest tally;

    Bully terrorist state 2,100+ with terrorist organisation on 64.

  229. 229
    Go Israel says:

    GO ISRAEL!!!!!!!!!!!

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    And there have also been reports highlighting why the beheading video was most likely to have been a fake. Yet, despite giving good and strong reasons, such information failed to attracted much attention. Not the right kind of news?

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

    If true those would be the Labour councils overtaxing locals. That’s why they are poor in the first place, highest council tax rates and council executives paid national rates for less work.

  232. 232
    The two Muppets says:

    Do you mean Big Boss Red Len McCLusky ?

  233. 233
    The two Muppets says:

    If they fly like they drive ,We have no problems .

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    Why are you being so rude about this site and the neo-cons that run it?

  235. 235
    Whole City Blocks says:


    Also, is it not an offence to support known War Criminals?

  236. 236
    Whole City Blocks says:

    Well Ken is doing something to halt the State of terror. All the War Crime supporting neo-cons do is put out same old one-dimensional insults.

  237. 237
    Apostate from Islam says:

    Fake Pallywood “sniper” video debunked here:

  238. 238
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Proud NOT to be a Friend of Israel.

  239. 239

    …….. and the Bridge on the River Kwai must be nearing the end of its life cycle by now .

  240. 240
    Anonymous says:

    Same old dark undertones – from the same old neo-cons. For, just like a Nazi, you do not welcome open debate or people standing up to you. Then again, if it was not for friends in high places, your hateful comments would get you locked up. And rightly so.

  241. 241
    Cpl Hicks says:

    I know you said you don’t like CiF but have you tried Huff Post? People might be a bit more receptive to your tinfoilyness.

    I can assure you that you’re going to achieve the square root of fcuk all posting on here. You’d be better off writing a strongly worded tweet to Rupert Murdoch.

    Who is you’re paymaster or are you a free from profit leftard racist who thinks they can change the world by posting on blogs?

  242. 242
    Cpl Hicks says:

    You’re not going to achieve anything here. Why waste so much of your time?

  243. 243
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    Steve, what do the adverbs/adjectives “so so” mean when used as quantifiers?

    Does it mean the same as “so-so”?

    Please tell us the difference between “much” and “so so much”

  244. 244
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    A traditional story sometimes popularly regarded as historical but not authenticated.

    Ignorant fuck and waste of an expensive public school education

  245. 245
    A. Hitler, Labour, says:

    “as long as the child is less than nine years old”

    Less than!?

    Blimey, they’re worse than I thought.

  246. 246
    A. Hitler, Labour, says:

    “Euro’s not worked that well for Germany.”

    Not for it’s people, but pretty well for its EU-politicians

  247. 247
    Silly and Little Johnny Bercow says:

    No. The more expensive it is, the better it is, and the classier the drinker is: everyone knows that.
    The bottle should be enormous: the bigger the bottle, the more sophisticated the owner.
    The true connoisseur will shake up the bottle, pop the cork, and spray the contents over the assembled fellow VIPS.

    Any remaining champers in the bottle should then be poured into one of those “champaigne fountain pyramid of glasses, like in James Bond films and The Queen of Britain’s Garden Parties , and accompanied by a silver tray of Ferrari Rochet Swiss Belgian chocolates, made from “dark” chocolate, not the milk ones co they are not so posh apparently

    It is necessary for the champaigne to be funded from the public purse as the honour of the office of the Speaker of The Houses Of Parliament is at stake.

  248. 248
    Another voice of reason says:

    Here is a great example of what you antizioloons has achieved:

    You really are a sad individual ,you spout absolute crap.
    I never had strong feelings about the Middle East in general
    but listening to all the hate and bile by people like you on this blog.
    I am now supporting Israel and their gallant struggle for survival.

    I have no idea what a shlomo is but someone explained what hasbara was the other day. You and the other tits trying to link everything back to this subject in which few people actually give a shit about is having the totally opposite effect to what you’re trying to achieve.

    I’m another who had no interest in Iz or the Palleys but I now know what side won’t be getting a charitable donation from me.

  249. 249
    Owen Jones says:

    U fur reel or what?

    Champaigne is the socialist worker’s drink of the people and should be necked straight from the bottle like the true working class do down the pit, on the wards of the NHS and queueing by the sweat of their brow down the bennies office.

  250. 250
    Bitch Dave says:

    Ooh Get her!

    The only time you raise an erection is when you’re off down the stable giving some stallion a rub down

  251. 251

    Great post. Broderick is decidedly not a cock.

  252. 252
    Owen Jones says:

    No way girl. u wud of stayed wiv him if he had ;)

  253. 253

    Very sad to hear today of the continued existence of Chuka Umunna. Dickie was Richard and David: Dave. True story. And what Umunna’s real political identity is, is anyone’s guess. He has done so so little in anything worth calling an arena.

  254. 254
    BBC Dromey says:

    I am willing to inspect and settle this dispute

  255. 255

    Certain areas .Birmingham, Leeds ,Manchester , Bradford ,Blackburn , London, Luton ,Oxford Cardiff , Glasgow, Hull ,Peterborough, Middlesborough, Bolton , Oldham , Bury ,Walsall……………………………………………

  256. 256
    Rote Armee Faktion says:

    Actually, we trained together with the Palestinians in Gaza

  257. 257

    Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into skyscrapers. I’d pay for Stephen Fry’s berth on either trip. Hah! There’s a bon mot for you Stevie, at once pithy *and* humorous! Oh, you prize chattering classes hunt.

  258. 258
    Silly Bercow says:

    I’ve got a bucket of gunk if anyone wants a dousing

  259. 259
    Silly Bercow says:

    “Councils in poorest areas suffering biggest budget cut”

    Since most benefits are given to poorer areas.

    Though, I diunno. Politicians and property owners probably get the most bennies.

    £23 billion per annum paid in housing befefits

  260. 260

    Ohhhhhhhhhh little Johnny.
    PS Roger sends his regards and asks if you can see the real me, doctor et cetera.

  261. 261
    RSPCA says:

    Isn’t it inherently anti-artistic to call for boycotts?

    Anyway, we have now arrested the young lad who stole that kestrel’s egg and raised it in his shed. He has been prosecuted and sentenced to 10 years in borstall.

    It’s not all bad news for him as he’s got the part of “boy being buggered in the greenhouse” in “Scum”

  262. 262

    Either stuffed in Mensch’s mouth to keep her quiet or worn on Busty Karen’s head – NOW do you remember?

  263. 263
    Bercow is Labour's joker says:


  264. 264
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Why waste your time stalking me ?

    Just ignore my posts, and I’ll return the favour.

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    The headline picture offers a view from the wings, with regard to what is going on behind the scenes. Is it a glove puppet, with its hand up a glove puppet, with its hand up a glove puppet?

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