August 24th, 2014

Speaker Watch: Uncompromising “Compromise”
Bercow Close to Getting What He Wants

The accusation that Ms Mills’ department used CCTV footage to breach parliamentary privilege was raised by MPs on the panel but they were told there wasn’t time to go into it and that it wasn’t relevant. If John Bercow endorsed that view, or was the source of it, he may find himself carried by an uncontrollable stream of events. That would count as lying to colleagues.

In the meantime, it’s reported he has offered a compromise – to split the role of Clerk into two, hiving off the chief executive function so that Carol Mills can credibly fill the position. But that’s not a compromise, or retreat or backdown. It’s what he wanted all along. It’s Plan A.

An outside chief executive with no prior loyalties and no experience of the difficult environment of Westminster answering only to him. With a £2 billion parliamentary renovation project coming up, this is one of the big appointments of the decade. If the new role doesn’t require clerking experience or procedural knowledge it should be re-advertised. The pool of potential candidates will be very much larger than the one from which Carol Mills was mysteriously fished. If the role is split, the selection process should start again.


  1. 1
    The (Anything But) Independent says:

    But why specifically Mills? What’s she got on Bercow?

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    It’s all Stercoraceous, innit?

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    The Apostrophe Police says:

    “Ms Mills’ department”


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    Anonymous says:

    Asbos for IS recruits?

    As usual, David Davis is one of the few MPs that makes sense on any of this.

    (Or anything, for that matter).

    Ms May has just driven more voters towards UKIP, I’d say.

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    Deport Nick Clegg says:

    Compromising photos of him posing with a Barbie doll?

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    Theresa May says:

    ASBOs for terrorists send a strong message that their behaviour is anti-social and will not be tolerated.

    Furthermore, those who break the conditions of their ASBOs will face further, harsher, penalties, such as the revocation of their library cards.

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    Hear All See All says:

    “European Commission splashed an additional €5 billion on pensions and other employee benefits than the year before This has brought the total spent on pensions and benefits in 2013 up to a whopping €46.1 billion”

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    The Growler says:

    More like, condemned to sit, gagged, through 2 days in the HoC listening to a well run debating chamber, do what do think of that as a form of torture.

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    twinkle says:

    It’s terribly important to maintain the Government’s long standing almost perfect record of utter incompetence at running projects.

    Major numbers of the public might die of shock if government succeeds at a major project though this is of course is extremely unlikely.

    Five squadrons of pigs are being trained in formation flying now in a adjunct government project to celebrate the success of the £2 billion renovation project. If the project fails there will be a celebratory parliamentary pig roast on a grand scale when the next attempt at this project will be announced.

    See and

    The £2 billion renovation project is far too big to leave to chance. Why risk spoiling an almost perfect record?

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    The Growler says:

    So how much does the government (HoL &HoC) and its supporting mechanisms/services cost, you know the usual costs, that must amount to well over £1Billion

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    sovietsalami63 says:

    sovietsalami63 Here,
    To all who intend using a Lawyers firm in Leeds ,west Yorkshire ,England ,Don’t use DAVID .J.AKE solicitors as hes bent ,ie corrupt and isstopping benefit claimants benefits and leaving them with no food and no money and Homeless,HES CORRUPT and dishonest ,and hes a foggot TORY

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    The Growler says:

    You have to admit Johny Bercow is a persistent little fella

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    Mrs Mills says:

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    nell. says:

    hmmm so now bercow wants two people for the post ie 2 x £200k plus perks and generous expenses. I suppose he thinks money grows on trees!

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    twinkle says:

    We know jobs in parliament are reserved purely for friends, acquaintances, family, and of course wonks.
    Outside of these hallowed walls there are laws on recruitment which have to be met and proved to be met by traceable records.
    Even the Civil Service works to a version of these laws
    see which includes recruitment principles.

    Its a good job parliament places itself above the law on recruitment as on expenses and on sexual conduct.

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    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    Yeah we must respect their human rights mustn’t we? Deranged savages like ISIS killers must be afforded all the help and assistance the liberal regime has to offer.

    The government has a crack elite team of highly trained therapists including a special unit of crystal healing and aromatherapy practitioners when the islamic savages return from expressing their religious feelings.

    The liberal government on its knees and abasing itself on our behalf so we dont have to(yet) that’ll teach those naughty islamists wont it?

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    Anonymous says:

    Are we sure this isn’t Bertram Mills?

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    Eric Joys says:

    Should go down well in the parliamentary bars at the weekend. A manager and entertainer.

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    Dr Death says:

    I bet you wake up in the morning and wonder if its actually worth the effort chewing through the leather straps…

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    Dr Death says:

    In your moments of clarity, do you wonder what you could have become if not starved of oxygen at birth ?

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    I preferred Winifred Atwell.

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    I would like to shake his hand , he is saving taxpayers money .

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    Jim Budd - Acolyte Engineer to the Brothers Jennings says:

    Just make sure you keep up the payments on your internet connection so that we can mirror our illegal shit onto your computer and then swoop about the darkness laughing when our masonic plod mates crash their party van through your front door.

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    Guy News Room says:

    Memo to Owen Jones

    Tip: If you feel the need to add “I’m not anti-Semitic” to the end of a comment, you probably are.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    You can obviously afford a laptop and Internet connection to comment on here or do you rob food banks? Only question is do you have a splash guard on the keyboard because all that dribbling will ultimately cause damage.

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    Get of your lazy arse and get yourself a JOB, Leeds has plenty of pubs , fast food , cleaning companies, security companies , warehouses , all requiring labour .

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    Anonymous says:

    “And Mr Jenkin insisted his powerful Public Affairs Administration Committee…”

    Quality reporting from the Mail. They can’t even get the name of the Select Committee right.

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    Anonymous says:


    Is it coz you is fick?

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    Jim Budd - Acolyte Engineer to the Brothers Jennings says:

    Certainly. Even though the brothers Jennings had to dissolve the Rotary Group due to a rather unsavoury blackmail/extortion plot gone clusterfuck, they will be of course putting in bids for contracts on this renovation project. Quite how they expect to get any of them is another thing entirely, what with the MOD having to very carefully rebuild areas of their main building after the MBR had been completed due to some fuckers from across the very short water planting dynamite in some of the walls.

    And who opened the Main Building Renovation? Well it was the Queen. Pity some grass grassed you up and your assassination plot was thwarted. Oops not that I was the grass, of course!

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    Owen Jones says:

    Be kind to everyone you meet, whatever age, race or religion: smile at their kids, offer to carry their bags. Only way to beat alienation!

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    non taxable pikey says:
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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    That’s absolutely fine if you’re a lefty with no real job to have to do. Lots of spare time and no responsibilities, just rights to worry about.

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    Hyacinth Bucket says:

    I’m not one to swear but…Owen Jones is a real arsehole.

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    Jim Budd - Acolyte Engineer to the Brothers Jennings says:

    Those “deranged killers” are soon going to find out their c@liph is in fact a M0ss@d operative called Elli0t Shim0n who has a sub dermal communications impl@nt impl@nted between his left ear drum and spinal column. From there I guess they will stop threatening to fuck Mecc@ and head straight for Isr@el instead, picking up new recruits every fucking step of the way.

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    Diana Abbott says:

    I nominate meself far de Kentucky Bucket challenge

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    Prof. Ed Miliband, B.Sc. M.Sc. Ph.D. says:

    Sandwiches cut into triangles are more attractive than the old fashioned rectangular affairs – and are easier to eat.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Nigel Farage says:

    If the Sunday Mirror can track down jihad John then it should only be a matter of time before Mi6 padlock him inside a sports bag.

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s far from asleep as far as Friends of Israel are concerned.

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    Jihad 'John' says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Michael Jackson says:

    That *was* Winifred Atwell, I just lent her some of that stuff I used to whiten my skin.

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    Anonymous says:

    Good for FOI. Israyel the only democracy in the Middle East

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    John Bull says:

    Jihad John has probably done the right of passage thing that all young Muslim lads in Britain do.
    Drinking,smoking weed and chasing white girls around after that get all righteous and re discover Islam.
    Good for them shame it’s working class girls they use as spunk depositories and not the daughters of some middle class lefty c*nt.

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    Nick "now at KFC" Clegg says:

    Do you want fries with that?

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    Little Bercoff says:

    Don’t be silly. It’s because if I have 2x200K under me, then like local government officials, the extra responsibilities mean that my own salary needs to double.

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    Esther Rancid says:

    If I catch you smiling at kids, matie, I’ll call the police.

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    The P*pe says:

    Me next, I fear.

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    Oh, of course !!!

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    John Bull says:

    Remember the good old days when lefties were only obsessed with fascists and fascism?
    You sort of knew where you stood back then but I don’t even know what the fuck a Zionist is.
    Am I one?
    I eat pork and still have a foreskin so I might be safe from their accusing eye.
    Fuck knows

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    Alyingstare Campbell says:


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    Gary Bloke says:

    Their MailOnline is a joke, riddled with errors of every kind. Even if something is correct in the text, it is quite likely to be rendered wrongly in the headline, captions or home-page puff. I have a feeling that teenage techies, rather than journalists, put the online product together and that no one in charge at DMGT ever looks at it and sees how bad it is.

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    SWP Activist says:

    First item on the agenda brothers and sisters is the popular insult ‘fascist’ which we throw at people who don’t agree with us has been temporarily replaced by ‘Zionist’.
    Carry on.

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    your thus far biggest fuck off sized clue as to why this shit is going on says:

    prince andrew’s real father is the duke of kent.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Wait until the Italian versions of Chukkabuti and Satchelmouth get a hold on this, he will be appealing in their Courts for the next 20 years.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Nope, rice and peas.

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Fuck all will happen and Bercow will get his way
    If you start to kick one they will all limp
    Thick as thieves all in it together

    They have to look like they are being seen to do something , but in actual fact do Nothing , all smoke and mirrors , Just like with their expenses fraud

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Well he’s not done very well covering up the one he is resposible for in Iraq

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    It will take more than that to wake that numb twat up

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    Diana Abbott says:

    Me a bit fat far de ol dancin an ting so dis year at Carnival me goin as a float.

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    geordieboy says:

    Failed your English Grammar exam then, followed by spelling and literature.

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    They also all get to go to Kashmirfor combat and weapons training

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    nell. says:

    Yes I know it does seem like that sometimes. But that does not mean we should let up on the criticism.

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    ? says:

    If Jihad John released a video of him cutting off Blairs head do you think Amazon could keep up with consumer demand?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Something like the Omen film, the one in which the son of Satan enters the world of politics and travels the World (disguised as a peace envoy) in his quest to hasten the day of Armageddon by financial and military means.

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    Disastrous 'Dave' says:

    Tony says I shall be proved right – just like what he was!

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    geordieboy says:

    As long as it is full of chicken without ice.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    So I see some Muzzie who married a 15 year old is allowed to bring her to the UK and live…on bennies of course.

    i wonder how many future beheaders she’s be popping out.

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    Phil Hammond,the voice of reason says:

    Hamas ‘money-man’ now reported dead. Hamas can thrive because it has ‘charitable’ outfits in the UK transferring millions to its coffers.

    I will instruct Osborne right away ,to find out which banks are used by Hamas and their offshoots and freeze the bastards cash.

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    Anonymous says:

    When the J’ewish homeland was first mooted, the British politician David Lloyd George implied that this act was in fact very similar to the tactic used by the Germans in 1917 in sending a disruptive force into Russia in order to cause trouble for Tsarist Russia and get them out of WWI, instead, in 1917 P’alestine, Lloyd George said the target was Germany’s ally, the Ottoman Caliphate. Much later, in 1948, when David Ben Gurion declared UDI, General George Marshall advised Truman not to recognize I’srael. Truman rejected the advice.

    Some might say that there was in fact some wisdom to that apparent act of madness, as what it showed the international community in later decades, was that a small group, which for centuries has fought against assimilation and persecution, for the advantages of being a small minority group granted asylum and settling amongst others, showed the world that all might be what it seemed, suggestion to some that this group may not have been ‘persecuted’ throughout the centuries, but censured for opportunistic, if not predatory behaviour at the expense of their neighbours. Many expected far better of I’srael.

    Alas, all the evidence shows that censure doesn’t reduce the rate of reoffending, yet many naively live in hope. What we are witnessing, I suggest, is the incorrigible hypocrisy of pathological human narcissism, which always ends in tears.

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    Two people doing one person’s job, at our expense? How very Public Sector!

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Transportation has been arranged.

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    Orator stercorem pro cerebros habet.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Russ Conway says:

    she’s a right goer that one.

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    Mangochutney says:

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Here’s fatbot being loaded onto her float

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    That is rather odd, when you consider that the Ottoman Empire has already been driven out of Palestine, permanently, by the end of 1917. There was nothing for J@wish immigration to undermine.

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    Few Muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are Muslims.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Charity muslim


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    Red Labour says:

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    nell. says:

    Get so fed up with silly ill informed prejudices. Approximately 500 delinquenty youngsters have cleared off to sy ri a/ i r a q, using religion as a rather thin excuse for a spell of criminal vio lence / m u r d er/ exto rtion in the hope of getting rich quick by asking for ran som money. Anyone with any common sense knows that doesn’t make the millions who genuinely believe and practise the tenets of that religion, criminals.

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    nell. says:

    Oh do give over – you are beginning to sound boring!

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    nell. says:

    No I don’t think so.

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    1. Most of the people who are sensitive when J@ws kill people are only about 1% as sensitive when Arabs kill people.

    2. ‘Palestine’ is a geographical term. Is-aelis are Palestinians, too.

    3. Hamas have stepped up attacks on Israeli civilians and, more than Fatah, are dedicated not only to destroying Is-ael, but deporting or killing every Palestinian J@w.

    4. See 3. Germans suffered because some of them voted for the NSDAP.

    5. Is-ael is only the size of Wales. It’s not much to ask for.

    6. Firing rockets helps how, exactly?

    7. If they wished to, other Arab nations could help Gazans in Gaza. Instead, this is left to the UN and Islamic charities.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Get fucked you mong. You only have to see Muzzies in action to realise what a bunch of mental fuckwits they are.

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    nell. says:

    Even in France 15 is a legal age for sex and marriage. Are you saying the French also have it wrong?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    It’s not water I want to see tipped over Cameron but petrol.

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    Alex Salmonella says:

    Salmon and sturgeon. Both fresh water fish.

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    nell says:

    You see your language gives you away – you are a poor uneducated creature incapable of debate or intelligent thought or of any depth. You are probably even prejudiced against your own. Only you, according to your ego, are right. The rest of the world is wrong. Poor dear!!

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    Grauniad says:

    Bloody hell, staff in and setting a topic on a Sunday. Must be quad time.

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    Grauniad says:

    Twats in residence at GORV’INS in Stock’port. Beware, you will not be ‘the client’.

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    RomaBert says:

    I thought that this woman was in charge of cleaning and the like?

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    nell says:

    where do these childish hate people come from with their with their violent horrible thoughts>? They must have had awful childhoods that they would think such things.!

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    Grauniad says:

    Try round ones, like sina’gogues, no corners to avoid collection.

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    Grammarian says:


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    nell says:

    Let’s give it it’s due. the icebucket challenge has raised £millions for charity worldwide and it’s still going!

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    Banned says:

    More university students – but of poorer quality and have little passion for academia.

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    Hamspam Chowder says:

    Now you’ve done it. You mentioned ‘dues’.

    Cue mad mozzies trolling the site again.

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    Nigel Tufnel says:

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Is this wise?:
    A British national who contracted the Ebola virus in Sierra Leone is being flown back to the UK on an RAF jet, UK health officials say.

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    Special Branch says:

    And then what?

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    So what doies chuka's passport say? says:

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    Brown Peas in a Pod says:

    Chuka is not Black and Neither is Obama.

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    Gerry Adams says:

    One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter…

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    Anonymous says:

    And Bankrupted Britain

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    Jezza says:

    Open your eyes Nell and look around the world.. the religion of peace is out of control. These are not a few delinquent youths – this is organised shit and the tip of the iceberg

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    Version 0.90 says:

    Nell, go and spend a few years in the Middle East say Saudi Arabia, Jeddah or Riyadh, their childhoods are family childhoods, but the religion of peace is the all pervading thing in their lives, from waking up, to going to bed, everything is Ishallah, their mindset is totally different from your or my thinking, if things go wrong it’s always Inshallah, it’s gods will, from a car crash to a building falling on their heads, a foreigner who gets hurt is the same Inshallah, if the foreigner had been in there own country it would not have happened, never ever think they are thick stoneage braindead idiots, it would be the last thing you would think you will knew about them,.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    RAF jets are pretty safe, could have brought him back on a Malaysian Airways jet.

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    nell says:

    There are really only two categories of people in this life (well apart from politicians who are an exception to every rule!!) – there are the one’s who try to live honest, decent, hardworking, caring lives , looking after their own and the community around them regardless of their colour or their creed and then there are the one’s who promote intolerance, vi olence, dishonesty ,using relig ion as a cover for criminality et al.

    Which one do you think you are?

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    cured lefty says:

    Are you sure your dad’s cock was disease free when you dripped off the end?

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    Tribute to the Supreme Imbecile.

    Libya: F***ing the Casbah

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Die there, not here says:

    Absolutely not,

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


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    Version 0.90 says:

    Sometimes mistakes happen, you know a mistake will happen, it’s the NHS for christ’s sake.

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    nell says:

    I actually think it is wrong to equate Hamas with the poor Pales tinian population. The Palest inians are being held hostage and used by these evil Hamas terr or ists who are only interested in war and have no interest in building a secure, and thriving Pales tinian state where families can live in peace and children can go to school. Look at the Ham as money supply – it is all about how much money they each can personally amass not what they can do for the Palestin inians in whom they have no interest beyond trashing their homeland and using them as shields .

    All of these terr or ists whether they be Ham as or this lot that are currently causing trouble in Syr ia and Ir aq dream of retiring with their ill gotten £millions to Qatar and Abu Dhabi and a life of ease etc!!

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    Grauniad should be closed says:

    Free museums for foreigners, we even have to queue with them and pay through taxes. Stupid country.

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    Version 0.90 says:

    These “delinquents” need to permanently stay in there adopted countries and never ever be allowed back under any circumstances and if the death sentence ever comes back into fashion use that on them if they try. fullstop.

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    nell says:

    What makes you think that at 60 something I have not had experience of travel, Is lam and other relig ions? Anyone who has travelled the world knows there is good and bad in all ra ces and rel igions . No ra ce or any rel igion is universally bad. There is a great deal of good out there in our World and most countries have a great deal of hospitality and kindness to offer to their own and to visitors. You need to get out more!!

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    nell says:

    I am not against that. David Davis this morning published an article saying that the British Passports of these evil people should be withdrawn. I believe that would be a very suitable sanction. But at the same time they should not be allowed to escape their crimes and should be pursued wherever they go in the world and then brought to justice preferably in the USA in one of the States that carries the death penalty.

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    Grauniad should be closed says:

    Fuck off appeaser bag woman

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    A multi storey car park says:

    Hi sovietsalami63

    Why don’t you try jumping off me?

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    A very high cliff says:

    Or me?

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    nell says:

    Please explain the link between the word ‘dues’ and ex trem ists as that one has passed me by!!

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    Alex Salmonella says:

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    Would you like to fuck off dear? says:

    You should probably have a nice sit down and a cup of tea.
    They’re showing Heartbeat on Gold, I believe.
    Worry about the cat’s anal cysts tomorrow.

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    Uncle Sam and little britain says:

    Your solutions are touching but too late. It’s show time and there can only be one winner.

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    Anonymous says:

    The ones who voted for Hamas deserve a little less sympathy perhaps.

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    Uncle Sam and little britain says:

    You are a has been Perkins typist who has had a few foreign hols. Not the same thing dear.

    ‘Certain areas in the UK have been identified as being terrorist hot-spots and we will be particularly keen to glean further intelligence and garner sources there’
    US intelligence source

    Appeasers and sycophantic sympathisers need to be included.

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    Nero says:

    If you seriously think that there are just two types of people in this world then it goes to prove you are thick beyond belief.

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    nell says:

    An appeaser I am not but neither am I a hate preacher, which is what you are setting yourself up to be, against people of any reli gion .

    There are two sorts of people in this life , decent honest, hardworking and caring people and then there are the intolerant, hate preachers, not seeing any good in anyone and promoting vio lence etc. Which sort of person are you? – you need to honestly ask yourself this question. And you need to also ask yourself what have you ever done that has benefitted humanity? Anything?

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    nell says:

    Well I think ‘vote’ is probably a bit over the top . I suspect rather like tower hamlets a free vote is not what happened in Gaza!

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    Uncle Sam and little britain says:

    ‘Certain areas in the UK have been identified as being terrorist hot-spots and we will be particularly keen to glean further intelligence and garner sources there’
    US intelligence source

    Says it all. Ultimate shame for Britain. Politicians here should be put in stocks, all bar a few Tories and UKIP.

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Spot on, well said!

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    Cigarette ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Teacher says:

    FFS, Israel is NOT a democracy, it is a THEOCRACY !

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Fuck off already, Hasbara twat.

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Bit over the top that it was only a little transformer , Back in the 1980’s they used to move two of them a week from Ferranti in hollinwood nr Oldham

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    the many pay for the few says:

    It’s not free entry to museums though is it. It’s entry to museums paid by all taxpayers whether they enter a museum or not.

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Nope, Israelis are NOT Palestinians, their roots are Khazak.
    The original Israelites were BLACK!

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    nell says:

    A perkins typist eh?? My experience of perkins when I was a naive teenager decades ago was having to run the gamut of foul mouthed, spitting, union brain washed, strikers in the 70’s – it taught me my first lesson in life to never ever trust unions or labour politicians who didn’t give a toss about working class folk. It was a lesson well learned and never forgotten.

    I’ve spent nearly fifty years since then studying with Open University, explored world religions and customs and developed a great respect for peoples of all creeds and colours who work to do good things for their communities and their countries. As the unions have proved there are hate preachers of all politics , creeds and colours only interested in feathering their own nests – they are to be rejected.

    We all need to work for the better things in life.

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    nell says:

    Cat’s Ugh!! No Thanks!!

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    Silly Bercow says:

    This is how a man behaves when his wife shags everybody. She did 3 blokes in one night at last year’s Labour Party Conf. She’s never been known to turn down a free drink and I’m told there’s a photo of her flashing her tits from the top deck of a night bus leaving Trafalgar Square back in the 90s – for anyone else this would sound like a Sunday Sport story but the woman is a total slapper and this diminutive speaker frankly couldn’t find another bird and so settled for someone who is also on the make and doesn’t know how to get attention without showing themselves up.

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    Hunts, both of you above.

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    Damning. Truly Damning (If Bercow is right) says:

    So. Out of a population of 63 million in a country where everyone goes to school, not one fucker is capable of Clerking in the HoP?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Germany has created an “Accidental Empire.”

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Fuck off, ZioNAZI.

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    nell says:

    So which one are you? You don’t say.

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    Hamspam Chowder says:

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Uncle Sam can fuck off.
    We know he and his masters wants Europe to have a war with Russia.

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    And who’s going to police such measures?
    The over-stretched police forces who already consider May an utter clown?
    Or will it be……SERCO????

    If so, then watch – in 5 years time, Serco will receive a mild Governmental rebuke when it emerges that Serco has been charging the government and public for keeping tabs on the movements of Jihadists that are in fact dead, or in prison etc etc etc

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    nell says:

    I agree with that – I think these criminals have stupidly thrown down the gauntlet to the US and the UK and as A l Q a e d a found after the Tw in To wers it was a step too far and annih ilation swiftly followed. I suspect the same thing is going to happen now to these people and rightly.

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    Alex Salmond says:


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    Uncle Sam and little britain says:

    Dear Mr Spotter

    We know who you are. Be afr…

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    I’m with you mate – i’ve no time for foggots, me

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    LOL! says:

    “Suddenly for example the UK, which is only a member of the EU and not a member of the Eurozone, is losing its veto power. It’s a tragic comedy how the British Prime Minister is trying to tell us that he is still the one who is in charge of changing the European situation.”

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Yes the best way to prevent it spreading around the world is to send infected people all over the world

    FFS we cant even protect people who are in supposedly clean hospitals

    Well if the muzzies dont kill you in Britain , Ebola will

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    Nero says:

    Christ on a fucking pogo stick, you’re dense.

    I don’t believe there are only two types of people.

    So how can I tell you I’m one or the other.


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    A helping hand says:

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    It’s golf first, fore, then it’s show……………time! IS is done for. Then golf.

    More golf.

    Dialled out really.

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    nell says:

    That’s interesting Nero – you mean you genuinely don’t know whether you are predominantly a good person or an evil one. You really don’t know how you feel about yourself? There must be something in psychiatric literature defining such a sad confused state – I must research that.

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    Elderly Graduate, unfamiliar with modern usage says:

    I first discovered faggots when I had a vac job down near Bristol and they had them in the canteen. I used to have them quite often. Delicious.

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    The ‘better things’ for 98% of British will follow the binning of this evil ideology. Too much noise and too few brains. Dumbfucks.

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Restaurant Removes Bacon Sign Due to Muslim Opposition

    How on earth do they keep getting away with it?

    Can I complain about mosks and get them removed as I find them offensive?

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    Elderly Graduate, unfamiliar with modern usage says:

    Though other people used to say they where quite offal.

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    Paddington says:

    You’re unfamiliar with the auto-mod change of cúnt to hunt, I presume. You may require a tiny url, but it does regrettably mean that most commenters won’t click on it. Maybe a summary of the salient points would suffice?

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    Elderly Graduate, unfamiliar with modern usage says:

    “were”, even…

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    Nero says:

    As I said previously, thick beyond belief.

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    Could you arrange for Poplar General A and E gardens to take the patient, it’s summer and the open air will surely aid him. We could experiment on how fast it reaches his kinfolk.

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    Ramjam Chowder says:

    Walking dogs with dewlaps on a misty moisty morning is an absolute no-no.

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    Commenter says:

    He’s dotty. Well, full stoppy.

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    Now then Camron, when the scot thing is done we feel you need to get the poll going to become the 51st.

    We offer the finest law and order agenda, flag pride and patriotism. Say goodbye to the noisy brown people.

    Remember Ohio.

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    The Rev Al Sharpton says:

    Do you mean that, that…Jesus was black ???

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    Cat Stevens says:

    I often wondered where my royalities went.

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    Anonymous says:

    This is the big problem. We have to be entirely inclusive under force of law but they do not. They have no intention of integrating and will steadily erode all we are.

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    Enquirer says:

    British British, or Foreign British?

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    nell says:

    Britain is not ‘little’ not in any sense – ask the London Financial Centre , or ask the EU how they feel about Britain ( who is a mega contributor to the EU budget that the EU is desperate not to lose) leaving the EU, or ask the US who is hoping we are going to join them in pursuing the terr or ists in Sy ria and Ir aq . You might also like to ask the US why they aren’t asking the EU countries of It aly, Fra nce and Ger many, who have all, weak willed nations that they are, paid ransoms to the terrorists in Sy ria and Iraq ,to join them in bringing these evil people to a halt?!!!

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    nell says:

    Indeed you are Nero indeed you are . It is always a first step to healing to accept what you are!!

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    Billy C says:

    At least my C stands for Cook

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    Ah! Moniker says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like J*ews.

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    Ah! Moniker says:

    Is Cliff still free?

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    nell says:

    But I do I believe first and foremost in truth – I was not a perkins typist – I was a perkins shipping clerk – I may have had a typewriter but most of what we did was done by hand / biro.

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    Version 0.90 says:

    Nell, Did you enjoy Riyadh, it’s quite nice this time of the year, Dammam and Jeddah are a bit too much what with the temperature inversions and the hot humid heat, the only place to be is 29 palms at a barbecue.

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Sovietsalami63 is talking cobblesr. The civil list is funded from revenue raised from the Crown Estate which does not involve any taxpayers’ money.

    It’s the politics of envy. They have got more money than me. It’s not fair!!! Yes mate, it isn’t fair, life isn’t fair. Equality is never going to happen amongst humans. Stop trying to achieve the equality of outcomes and work towards the equality of opportunity. That’s as close to “fairness” as you are going to get in this life. Anything else is the slippery slopes to oppression.

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    Anonymous says:

    Was modded last attempt. Think of a word it sort of rhymes with.

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    Derriere hoisting be damned says:

    All that land-thief stuff is BS: it’s a straightforward jihad by the kiddie-fiddler reverers against the fiddler on the roof people. As the lift-up-your-bottoms lot also find when they take on the lift-up-your-hearts brigade, to paraphrase Churchill, fortunately the latter are the better armed

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    L grayson says:

    …to attend the gay park at Brighton?

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    nell says:

    dues j e w s – really? more hate preachers !

    The history of the j e w i s h people and the terrible crimes that were perpetrated upon them by the n a z i s, and the massacring of millions of innocent people, will never be forgotten. And of course that dreadful time is what colours I s ra e l ‘s reaction to the h am as threat today.

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    It’s ok this FS mullarkey but I much preferred my previous positions. So much anger in these fuckwit mussies.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    “A British National” is BBC coda for somebody from somewhere else that has managed to get into the UK.

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    nell says:

    What makes you think Riyadh is the only place in which to experience people who practise Islam? Is that the only place you’ve been ? My experience of Islam was in Delhi (India in case your geography is not good) and Sindh (now Pakistan but once part of India pre 1947) and also here in Britain.

    You should research the Moguls ( who were incidentally followers of Mohammed) who invaded India in the 14th and 15th Century ,their advanced understanding of Mathematics , Astronomy, Mining, Economics and Health issues is amazing. Don’t denigrate what you don’t understand!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Mosques are here to stay. Get used to it.

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    Anonymous says:

    It might be that some here are not aware – or that others just not care – but the IDF have taken out a whole city block. In light of this, and attacks on school children, is anyone here willing to defend the IDF – or their acts of terror?

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    nell says:

    What makes you think Ri ya dh is the only place in which to experience people who practise Is lam? Is that the only place you’ve been ? My experience of Is lam was in Del hi (In d ia in case your geography is not good) and Sin dh (now Pa kis tan but once part of In dia pre 1947) and also here in Brit ain.

    You should research the Mo guls ( who were incidentally followers of Moha mm ed) who invaded In dia in the 14th and 15th Century ,their advanced understanding of Mathematics , Astronomy, Mining, Economics and Health issues is amazing. Don’t denigrate what you don’t understand!

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Where i live they got the council to remove all the Gossard underwear bill boards from around the town , because they were offended by them

    In Daves Britain Everyone has rights , except the British !

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    FFS GET DAVE OUT says:

    Vote Con — keep Dave — who’s legalised bumsex marriage and doubled the National Debt.

    Under him the fucking Tories are indistinguishable from Liebour

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    nell says:

    If you are not going to look after your own who are you going to look after??!!

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    But they have no problem with underage white girls ,but an underwear poster and the beards start billowing .

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    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Was he a full time cultural enrichment officer ?
    or a one way one destination British travel executive ?

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    nell says:

    The British tradition is Innocent until proved guilty , despite the BBC’s disgraceful stance, = are you suggesting otherwise?!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Lindsey Hilsum today wonders if Libya is a failed state? :shock:

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    JACK DRILLME ( with a 10" Black Cock) says:

    They must have been gatecrashers , all labour blokes are gayers

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Well, that was my point of concern, looking after your own.

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    inside out says:

    Like these “ASBO’s” are effective didn’t two suspected terrorists escape,one wearing a Burka,the other legging it in black cab after removing his tag.Ban them from UK simples,or shoot them they might understand that.

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    St.Tone says:

    Stop fucking about. Stop all this PC caring concerned meeja bollux about Iraq and Syria.

    Let the Mozzies just get on with it and kill each other. Send all the mozzie immigrants back whence they came, including any second generation sprogs born here.

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    nell says:

    hmmmm where I live we don’t have billboards only lakes, countryside and rural living. Why would anyone want to be faced with billboards displaying underwear everywhere instead of greenery and nature?

    Suggest if you don’t like you’re urban living you move out to the countryside or the seaside it’s much nicer out here!!

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    Dreary Steeples says:

    Bless you Nell, as a child I was taught only the meek shall inherit the kingdom of earth. I am afraid the religion of piss is rewriting the script.

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    fabians are evil says:

    Criticism of Hitler and the Nazis today would be regarded as naziphobic and racist

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    Nothing supreme about Honest Dave, he is an employee and a front of house manikin who can deliver his lines as though he means them.

    Mr Sincerity is in place to carry out the task of transferring ownership of the UK from us to our new EU masters, from free sovereign nation to pathetic vassal region.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just the kind of nasty remark one might expect from Uncle Sam or his little lap-dog Britain. Careful, showing your true (neo-con) colors.

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    nell says:

    I think that’s being a bit precious!!

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    Another protocol of the elders of Zion fake from the masters of making up lies and falsehoods.

    But hey thats what the islamists do best, they lie like the rugs they flog.

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    Anonymous says:

    how many meeja studees 3rd class degrees does one country need?

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    Lurkio says:

    Woe, woe and thrice woe.

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    Chief Constable, Apostrophe Division says:

    If you’re going to be a fucking pedant you need to know what the fuck you are talking about first.

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    Dreary Steeples says:

    Talking about uncle Sam, some of my kinsfolk had their dinner in the Whitehouse 200 years ago today and then burnt it before leaving.

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    nell says:

    No!! what the n a z i s did at AuS witz 1930’s to 1946 and what they did at all the evil n a z i places where they harmed innocent children, women and families, will NEVER be forgotten!!! NEVER!!!! It was the most ultimate evil of all time!! It will NEVER be forgotten!!

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    An enricher says:

    Dont worry ,we be near you soon

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    Anonymous says:

    “Everyone has rights , except the British”. Did not the British National Party handbook put out some BS?

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    Bored O'Patrol says:

    Get a job or go home.

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    The Natonal Death Service says:


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    What he got up to in L’ibya went above and beyond the usual call of duty.

    Have seen folk here refer to him as the Supreme Imbecile, and after getting fully on the page with what he got up to in L’ibya, that attribution is very well deserved.

    Whereas Bla!r went out of his way to cause harm, C’ameron I don’t think did. That makes his efforts in worse. Fully understand now why P’arliament said no to his S’yria idea. (Thankfully)

    Only a few months left before the GE and UKIP.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nobody gives a .... says:

    This one. Hamas central

    Fucking great vid

    Go IDF !

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    Anonymous says:

    On this site someone is Innocent until shown to be: Irish, gay, left-wing, a Labour Party member, Muslim, Russian – or Cliff Richard.

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    Jezza says:

    Don’t know, don’t care Lindsey

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    nell says:

    To be truthful it is selective = the Home Office can surely track the few hundred people who are intent on making a fortune out of criminal activities,m u rd e r blackmail, vio lence, and retiring young to Qatar or some other such place.

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    Version 0.90 says:

    I wonder if Brown and Bliar and all the Leibour cronies will be banned from entering the USA, after all they are the ones that created the British cannon fodder for ISIS and they are the ones that decided the country needed to have multiculturalism and they are the ones that let the trash of the world in to create this John the be-header and they are the ones the forced the US to send in the FBI to cover the British mess created by them, most of the people of Britain would appreciate that you stopped them going to the USA .

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    nell says:

    Lets be very clear – this is not about any reason of any colour or creed, this is about self enrichment!! These people believe they can terrorise the western world , extract money for their criminal activities and then retire young to places like Qatar to live a life of luxury!! They have as much interest in religion as any atheist anywhere!!

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    táxpáyér says:

    Museum visits paid for by people who don’t visit them!

    Yeah Go team GB!

    Most of the subsidy gain will be collected by Hotels.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Drivel. I think tin foil must be poisonous to the cranium.

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    táxpáyér says:

    You just had your benefits stopped because you’re capable of work, ask them to re-assess you as you’re mentally unfit.

    Enjoy Broadmore.

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    nell says:

    Oh Really? Are you interested in sailing,gardening, cooking, entertaining,birdwatching, art, debate, raising money for charities??!!

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    fabians are evil says:

    I 100% agree with you!

    The point I was trying to make was that just as we are not allowed to criticize islam, lest we be called islamaphobic, would we be ‘allowed’ , today, to criticize the extreme socialists who founded the Nazi party?

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    nell says:

    What are you talking about?

    Th9se of us who are English know exactly what our rights are . And we love our way of life. It cannot be eroded!!

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    táxpáyér says:


    You do nothing of use to anyone. Do something of use to society and you will obtain money. With this money you will be able to purchase some food.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Wow thanks that really made me laugh. Totally insane. Everyone should have a look at that link to see just how mental the arab mind is.

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    BUCKET ! says:

    Arent you lucky ! not everyone can live in the countryside , and to be honest i’d rather look at gossard bill boards than look at your old passion killer bloomers bellowing in the wind on your washing line

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    BUCKET ! says:

    You are quite mad or very pissed

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    nell says:

    The truth is we must NEVER ACCEPT extreme socialist / leftist opinion that reject/ criticise moderate j e w i s h or i s l a m i c peoples!! The current british labour position is that only extremist positions count . It won’t do!!

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Well you would say that, Shlomo.

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    The Rev Al Sharpton says:

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    táxpáyér says:

    Also most of those on the west bank are those kicked out of jordan.

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    Owen Jones says:

    £25 for an eighth of weed? What an asshole you are Guido !

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Eeer, they aren’t Arabs, Shlomo, they are Gews with principles.

    I know that idea is totally foreign to you but there are plenty of Gews out there who do have principles and can’t stand Zionazi psychos like yourself.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Is chasing now a synonym of rápé?

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    táxpáyér says:

    “Only” 99.9% of terrorism is commited by iSlamics

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    táxpáyér says:

    Wonderful, thanks for detailing again Hamas’ war-crime in putting their war facilities in civilian areas.

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Kiddy fiddling is written into Gewish law, you ignoramus.

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    Histroika says:

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    táxpáyér says:

    Ah all it needs is a cloud of crime around it to really get the carnival feel.

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    This is big news:

    IS have just defeated Assad in this battle and now control Raqqa province completely. The Taqba airbase is not exactly small.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Frank Ifield says:

    Remember me, Russ?

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    'Jihadi John' Bercow says:

    Theresa may and cameron et al are all a bunch of traitors…They have overseen a complete mess,and are continuing to let in jihadis unscreened and possible ebola cases.

    You need to start voting for a radical right wing party en masse if anything is going to change,there is a big job to clean up.

    But the problem is nobody,not the (liberal/democratic politicians anyway) will admit there is a problem,for if they admit there is a problem,they have a JOB to do..

    And we seen cameron being dragged back from a holiday,and obama on his golf course while there was a catastrophy going on with the beheading of james foley, by a brit,they dont seem to care,i think they entered politics for the ”lifestyle”,you know money..

    And as for the ”asbo” no ”asbo” will put off a determined camel jockey jihadi from completeing his taske of a. either becoming a martyr and blowing up a shopping mall or b. going on a shooting rampage.An ”asbo” won’t block that..

    Theresa may is either very naive or wants to be seen to be doing a job in the eyes of the public..

    She doesn’t fool me..

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    Crawley is a muzzie shit-hole says:

    That’s nothing – they’ll seize Gatwick soon.

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    nell says:

    OK FBI, MI5, GCHQ have just thrown in the towel!! LOL!!!

    the phrase ‘lost the battle but not the war’ comes to mind!!

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    Qatar are funding a lot of this.

    Penny dropping ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    táxpáyér says:

    Yes ,next question.

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    nell says:

    I am neither!!

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    Anonymous says:

    So it is alright to put you down as: A total neo-con b,stead that does not give a Flying Duck that whole city blocks have been taken out or that kids have been bombed at school and on the beach?

    Well we Brits are generally more caring than the hard-right likes of you might have hoped. For many of us are concern at TV new pictures showing the result IDF bombing raids. And are more likely to say that the IDF should Go – to the International Criminal Court.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Fuck off then. We don’t like your your normal for norfolk wizdumb.

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    nell says:

    You are of course a complete idiot!!

    Have you ever heard of moderation?!

    Can you debate it? I doubt it!!

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    Oh dear says:

    “catastrophy”, “completeing”?

    Do you know how much your state education cost me?

    I want a refund.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Hope his insurance pays out. The flights (security team treatment team, decontamination team etc) will cost millions

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    Fabians are evil says:

    We need a crop sprayer or drone, with a full load of Pigs blood, to drench the bastards before killing them – thus keeping them from heaven and their ’72’ virgins.

    I would also promise that the remains of any and all killers or suicide bombers will be shoved up a dead Pigs Arse and buried for eternity.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    táxpáyér says:


    Found this link you might like.

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    To be fair, I think they are working on Aleppo and Lebanon right now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    What about the HOLODOMOR?
    What about the starving of millions of Germans by Eisenhower after the war?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Have a mosque nearby? Then you’re leaving near terrorists.

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    nell says:

    david irving now there’s a name to conjure with. evil man!! He is on a par with

    h i t l er and then some!!! Very evil man!!

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    There is no much they could do there and that was a Syr!an military airbase.

    If you have been reading this blog I did cover the other day IS’s first attempt. It is clear now that one was mainly martydom in order to test the defences and soften up those stationed at the base.

    Looking at the damage, IS deployed some pretty serious fire power today.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Peace in our time says:

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    Thank you – that looks interesting.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    nell says:

    Failed France is not a good example for democracy!!!

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    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Hilocost families denounce Israel:

    Do you, Nell?

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    m'Lud Prezza of Scoff, LieBore Illumination DillyTainty says:

    speelin loocs OK 2 me – butIaint got no a levols an look where i got

    is it time for secund suppa yet love?

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    The Rev Al Sharpton says:

    Ad hominems nell, ad hominems just won’t do these days.

    You just won’t get way with playing the man and not the ball.

    Please tell us which parts that David Irving posits in this video are not the truth.

    Irving is considered THE foremost historian of the N’azi era.

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    Mayor of London Jumps Shark:

    Irrespective of how you feel, under UK law these guys are innocent until proven guilty: Video evidence admissible :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Niger Ian says:

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    Advisor in these matters says:

    Lindsey – don’t worry your pretty little head – just lie, close your eyes, and think of all the bollocks spouted about the ‘Aye-Rab Spring’

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    Too Right! says:

    Just mount a few porcine heads on sticks at all entry points to the country, and the dole offices, housing offices etc.

    Aircraft Safety: Instead of checking boarding cards, offer a bacon sarnie.

    No eat = No Entry

    Tough shit to Vegans & Veggies – probably greenies so would not be flying anyway.

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    Same old threat, same old headlines…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jus Passin says:

    Hey Madge! didn’t know you came on here! – I assume that ‘Bucket’ is your moniker – how’s the caravan bearing up to the touring?

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    táxpáyér says:

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    That’s fine.

    Have had my Dr. Strangelove moment with radical !slam, doesn’t both me anymore.

    Much more concerned about politicians here suggesting that folk be considered guilty before the law before convicted of a crime.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jus Passin says:


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    táxpáyér says:

    Few 10 s of thousand.

  299. 299
    Dorothy Squires says:

    Ugly fat b!tch – she’s no fcuking class – not like me

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    Paddington says:

    I believe they already have Luton.

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    The great escape says:

    Richard Attenborough dies aged 90

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    táxpáyér says:

    Wonder how long until they take it back. Probably a phyrric victory for the muzzies, but as lots of them dies doing it, it’s good news for civilised places.

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    Anonymous says:

    Extreme “socialists who founded the Nazi party”? What total BS! For you are someone that understands next nothing about the true nature of the Nazi Party, or (more likely) someone that is willfully attempting to rewrite history – in the hope of undermining left-wing parties. For what hard evidence have you to support your loopy neo-con view of history?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    ITV news showing the EBOLA Ambulance speeding through London, no escort no protection. If it crashes and the virus escapes into the population Londonistan will go into quarantine.

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    Version 0.90 says:

    Not cat in hell’s chance, give him a mirror and he can preen himself all day.

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    Not sure there is much left to take back from what can be seen. Assad will want to keep forces away from there, but may start circling the province as a whole.

    For IS this is a very good propaganda / tactical victory.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    UK Border Agency duty manager says:

    No. And because of that Miss Mills will be entitled to a visa and a work permit.

    I’m amazed they haven’t offered the job to Lin Homer….

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    Nanny State says:

    Now children, time for bed. And I want you all to ask your guardians, keepers, licensed parental surrogates, same-sex dildo wielding bum-fucking weirdos and anyone else who has a hand, finger, hidden camera in your upbringing to make sure you have the right bed time story books.

    This means few if any white faces in the pictures, bearded blokes shouting at crowds and a good stoning or two building up to a beheading.

    Good night children . . . everywhere.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ebola green says:

    So no dangers seen in doing that meanwhile To the other extreme councils ban flower baskets from ornate street lamps ( not motorway type) in case they fall on someone

    This country is quite simply mad

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Mmmm… now there’s an idea.

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    The BBC says:

    The dynasty lives on!

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    Her Majesty's Inspector of Constabulary, Apostrophe Directorate says:

    The Inspectorate commends the Chief Constable for his clear and unambiguous communication with his staff, his team-building skills and his understanding of the rules of apostrophes.

    “With personal names that end in -s: add an apostrophe plus s when you would naturally pronounce an extra s if you said the word out loud:”

    “With personal names that end in -s but are not spoken with an extra s: just add an apostrophe after the -s:”

    As can be seen, that’s very clear, so there is no excuse for getting it wrong.

  315. 315
    The BBC says:

    It wasn’t a poor decision, it is part of our Marxist agenda to fuck up the country reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal good.

  316. 316
    The British public says:

    Arrest or deport all the imams and their
    acolytes who preach hate NOW.

  317. 317
    ? says:

    Is evil any good?

  318. 318
    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


  319. 319
    The BBC says:

    What’s new about it?

  320. 320

    Note sure if the quote is from O’bama, but:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  321. 321
    táxpáyér says:

    Mustafa Defwish?

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    “Once hailed the success of the Arab Spring”

    Only in your circles, not by the many of us who knew better

  323. 323
  324. 324
    táxpáyér says:

    Cilit IDF, Bang and the palestain is gone!

  325. 325
  326. 326
    Jasper says:

    Birmingham is in imminent danger.

  327. 327
    M103 says:

    But Big Brother shit seems more important.

  328. 328

    Vote UKIP :-D

  329. 329
    T May says:

    The supreme imbecile is gordon brown. blair is just referred to as a simple c’unt.

    yankee, go home

  330. 330
    Bit tricky eh? says:

    Why aren’t prominent women in the UK supporting these protestors?

  331. 331
    Hard Mann says:

  332. 332
    And another thing says:

    Billions of our tax pounds are spent on weather forecasting each year and yet the most accurate forecast is free – “Tomorrows weather will be very similar to today’s”

  333. 333

    Nobody I know, even the most moronic labour supporting imbecile would vote for a n-g-err PM

  334. 334
    Jihad 'John' says:

  335. 335
    Anonymous says:

    That fuckwit Tim Stanley is on the BBC paper review saying that all ebola victims should be returned to the UK on a special royal airforce flight.

  336. 336
    Tony and Gordon says:

    We gave away our veto power, a proud labour moment.

  337. 337
    Joker says:

    That’s just wishful thinking so you can play the victim card, you fuckwit lickspittle.

  338. 338
    don't forget says:

    Hitler was a Socialist.

  339. 339

    No – B’rown is the maximum imbecile.

    C’ameron is Supreme.

    Bla!r was as you say.

    This has been written…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  340. 340
    A very high cliff says:

    Try jumping off me. That would help .

  341. 341
    alah baddie, islamic pyjama party says:

    your the shlomo hasbro

  342. 342
    Hispanic says:

    Senor, eet eez that you need to checking the electoral situation in the USA
    eef you know what I meeeeeen

  343. 343
    Fanny the Wonder Dog says:

    When he talks he sounds a lot like Julian Clary.

  344. 344
    David Millibonkers says:

    I am sure he will applaud his life and hs great love of the natural world

  345. 345
    a woman says:

    He’s smug and rather creepy.

  346. 346

    Or at least a bucket of runny shit .

  347. 347

    Just heard on Sky that the one brought back tonight, went off to Africa on his own accord to help out.

    Well he hasn’t actually helped anyone by catching the virus and now he’s putting loads of people at risk from his return to the UK and treatment.

  348. 348
    Guido Fawkes says:

    How do you sack the Speaker? Perhaps it’s time to find out.

  349. 349
    Anonymous says:

    So Hitler was left wing? (LOL ) That has to be the biggest load of hard-right BS this side of the BNP. For, whenever this loony Neo-cons lies and re-writes History, is it any wonder that the left wing become incandescent?

  350. 350
    Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky says:

    Isr@el should return to its pre-1967 borders.

  351. 351
  352. 352
    BBC news and propaganda unit says:

    We follow our Labour bosses mantra about
    rubbing your noses in diversity.

  353. 353
    allah baddie, islamic pyjama party says:

    allah baddie here.

    you make me laugh salami keep it up.

  354. 354
    Fanny the Wonder Dog says:

    I didn’t realise that David Attenborough was a Zi*nist!

  355. 355
    German Gear says:

    Western feminists are as much fucking use as a chocolate fucking teapot.
    They’re just self-indulgent lefty princesses.

  356. 356
    Just saying says:

    Can his family,imam and mosque also be identified?

  357. 357

    All libertarians (at the least) should be a little concerned by the b/s issuing from Bob Stewart (and BoJo):

    Vote UKIP :-D

  358. 358
    Fanny the Wonder Dog says:

    And which chosen group does not like real socialists?

  359. 359

    Vote UKIP :-D

  360. 360

  361. 361

    So civil partnerships are an accomplishment, and clause 28 scrapped to enable sodomists to molest children and pretend it is normal behaviour, the national minimum wage has rapidly become the national maximum wage as more and more third worlders and east european gyppos undermine the labour market to the detriment of the indigenous population.

  362. 362
    Anonymous says:

    “I watched this infamous “beheading” video, and I found it so ridiculous and obviously a very poor piece of propaganda….I am troubled that others cannot see just how phoney this complete piece of crap truly is!” The Tap Blogspot

    Are not the Spin Doctors spinning – out of control?

  363. 363

    I hope you all like his leftie films , that is about all you will get for the next few weeks on the BBC.

  364. 364
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Surely you mean Cameron’s “Tories”.
    Hard to tell them apart otherwise, I know.

  365. 365

    Why did we not see the strap on plastic 9 inch scaly dildos ?

  366. 366

    Says the maximum supreme imbecile

  367. 367
    CIA ops says:

    ♬ ♪ Oh you’ll look cute in an orange suit
    on a waterboard made for you.
    ♩ ♭ ♫

  368. 368

    I approve of this message.

  369. 369

    Call me Dave.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    Why ?

    Israel was invaded. Invasion backfired

  371. 371
    Let's get retarded says:

    Vote nuuuuuurrrrrrrrghhhhhhh, get shnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuurrgggggghhh

  372. 372
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Labour, get Traditional Labour/LibDem combo

    Vote so-called Conservative, get New Labour/LibDem combo

  373. 373

    Not very much from here on in

  374. 374
    Anonymous says:

    Holy smoke, where is Batman? Never here when he is needed most.

  375. 375

    I’ll take £50,000,000 for Taqba airbase, me ol’ china.
    And i’m cuttin’ me own froat.

  376. 376
    IDF Cpl Hicks says:

    You sound turned on, like me!
    Would you like my thumbs up?

  377. 377
    Point d'order says:

    No, in France the age of consent is 15, but the age of majority is 18.

  378. 378
  379. 379
    Hasbara Spotter says:

    For god’s sake, when will someone give it to me up my botty!

  380. 380
    Tony and Gordon says:

    It’s not stercorem, it’s Ster Kinekor!

  381. 381
    Anonymous says:


    What are a number of crude fireworks, when you see that the IDF have taken out Whole City Blocks? And yet, cheer-leaders for Israel cannot understand why it is called a Terror State.

  382. 382
    she's still here says:

    I thought you wuvvd me E…?

  383. 383
    B£air witch says:

    Still GRINNING.

  384. 384
    Keemosabi says:

    All the moz terrorists were described as ‘normal’ before they went tonto.

    There’s a lot of norms out there, just waiting for the right moment.

  385. 385
    cheche says:

    Or Milliband gives lots of working class labour votes to UKIP

  386. 386
    ScumSpotter says:

    It’s the Israelis who have herded Palestinians into the refugee camps you now bomb.

    If you fuckscum hadn’t stolen most of their land this situation wouldn’t have arisen.

  387. 387
    táxpáyér says:

    and deported/collapsed?

  388. 388

    The Supreme Imbecile just doesn’t get it…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  389. 389
    Jihadi John says:

    Whatever you do, don’t send Kay Burley.

  390. 390
    ScumSpotter says:

    The IDF are terrorists.
    Just because they wear the same outfits doesn’t make them any better.

  391. 391
    Derriere hoisting be damned says:

    Of course the so called ‘prophet’ married the 6 year old Ayesha, consummating the marriage when she was 9 (when he was in his fifties) – Posterior hoisters are told on seventy occasions, in the Koran, to imitate him in every way. Under-age marriage (to older men) is so common in several Muslim countries that vaginal fistula (from giving birth when the body is too immature) is one of their greatest health problems.

  392. 392
    Resident of Islamabrum says:

    No shortage of Pali flags flying here.

  393. 393
    ScumSpotter says:

    Most IDF are guilty of War Crimes

  394. 394
    táxpáyér says:

    and cost taxpayers millions.

    Helping themselves to our wallet contents when they inevitably fuckup.

  395. 395
    Those I'sraelis are very good at bringing down tower blocks says:

  396. 396
    táxpáyér says:

    West bankers should return to jordan.

  397. 397
    Version 0.90 says:

    The UK people don’t trust him , so the feelings mutual, threaten his yellow streak and an EU pension will stop him.

  398. 398
    táxpáyér says:

    several Secondary explosions in that blast.

  399. 399
    Jihadi John Exposed as Mr Bary says:

  400. 400
    HypocriteSpotter says:

    Baba Kamma 113a. J3ws may use lies (“subterfuges”) to circumvent a Gentile.

    Schabouth Hag. 6b: “J3ws may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording.

    Zohar 1,160a: “J3ws must always try to deceive Christians.”

  401. 401
    Cameroons wriggle on Sharia says:

    Sharia law, as we all know, exists in the UK.

    But Cameron’s lot pretend they didn’t realise it, despite (they say) warning they’d scrap it.

    Comments from Cameron A-List luvvie Louise Mensch today:

    “As an MP I did not even realise sharia tribunals were still going on.”

    (Tells us all just how in touch they are with ordinary folk/real issues, doesn’t it?
    That’s tantamount to neglect, given what she says they felt when in opposition)

    She said, only moments earlier:

    “In opposition we Tories said we would get rid of sharia courts”

  402. 402
    HypocriteSpotter says:

    I don’t see how that is in any way different from joining the Military.

  403. 403

    After the recent J’uncker fiasco I would have thought he may have learned his lesson.

    Screwing up the UK’s relationship with the EU – whether or not we remain in or out (peoples decision) – harms our interests more than theirs.

    There is a pattern here: Dave is just useless when it comes to international. Can he not just be focused on something domestic – like health or transport ?

    In his remaining time he could do something positive there. Fix some roads or hospitals kind of thing.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  404. 404
    Version 0.90 says:

    These idiots are lost in their own lunacy, they shouldn’t be anywhere near political power without a chaperone.

  405. 405
  406. 406
    MotD@50 says:

    If only Gazza had been a M’uslim !

  407. 407
    Captain Sir Hercules Vinegar says:

    Morons spelt “partnership” wrong.

  408. 408
    9/11 says:

    Yeah… tell me about it!

  409. 409
  410. 410
  411. 411
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    LOL,the CIA can barely tie their own shoelaces!

  412. 412
    Cameroons wriggle on Sharia says:

    See response number 392 below.

  413. 413
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Have a Synagogue nearby? Then you are living near Hatemongers and Hypocrites.

  414. 414
    Jack Ketch says:

    That a good way to see Parliament vanish up its own protocols.

  415. 415
    BBC Thought Police says:

    We really don’t see any patten here at all you’re just a hate filled racist.

  416. 416
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Nope, It’s still the ZioLoon bankers and media who are the biggest threats to us.

  417. 417
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Civilians have a right of return under the Geneva convention.

  418. 418
    Tony Blair spelt c-u-n-t, says:

    What about my friends the IRA?

  419. 419
    Odds favour ? says:

    “Dave is useless when it comes to international.”

    No, Dave is useless all-round. Dominic Cummings has best appraisal on this.

    Having said that, and given that you’re the self-annointed Russian expert, I’m surprised that in all your media summaries tonight you haven’t pointed out this one on sanctions:

    Supermarket wars and Russia’s ban on EU produce have seen tumbling milk prices and stockpiled cheese

  420. 420
    SHAM69 says:

    This is what the stupid bith Mensch says about z’ionism and anti-s’emitism.

    The stupid fucking bitch hasn’t a kalou!

  421. 421
    Captain Sir Hercules Vinegar says:

    So does Egypt get Gaza then?

  422. 422
    Tony Blair, spelt "c-u-n-t" says:

    If the Job of Clerk is split, will the £190,000 salary be split too.

    If The Oz bird doesn’t get the (full) job, what compensation will she be paid?

  423. 423
    BBC Thought Police says:

    If only, we’d of won the world cup twice by now if the team were all M’uslims.

    Just think of the enrichment it would have brought to those nasty racist white scum. You know the ones who throw bananas on to the pitch and chimp out on the terraces screaming like retarded baboons furiously wanking off to a picture of Kim Kardashian!

    Just a thought.

  424. 424
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    J3wish law exists in the UK.

  425. 425
    JJ says:

    Silly girl.

  426. 426
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    The IDF are war criminals.
    The Israeli government are war criminals.

  427. 427
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    I like this Sovietsalami63, he talks a lot of sense.

  428. 428

    Simple Union Jack:

    And see the L’ibya one above.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  429. 429
    Building 7 says:

    Oh give over will you!

    Everyone knows that tower block simply fell over due to an out of control halal barbecue on floor two you tin-foil hat nutter!

  430. 430
    ZH says:

    Outspoken Union Theological Seminary professor Cornel West goes where very few ‘thinkers-of-color’ have had the courage to go in this interview with Salon’s Thomas Frank: “The thing is, [Obama] posed as a progressive and turned out to be counterfeit. We ended up with a Wall Street presidency, a drone presidency, a national security presidency. The torturers go free. The Wall Street executives go free… we ended up with a brown-faced Clinton. Another opportunist. Another neoliberal opportunist… So you got low-quality black leadership. Al Sharpton is who? He’s a cheerleader for Obama… Eric Holder won’t touch the Wall Street executives; they’re his friends… I think a post-Obama America is an America in post-traumatic depression.”

  431. 431
  432. 432
    Diane Abbotamus says:

    Filthy stinking brownings

  433. 433
    Herman van Rumpoy says:

    65 Million UK
    503 million EU free labour market

  434. 434
    Trouble 't Mill says:

    Heavy stuff.

  435. 435
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    But they don’t have a tendency to blow up innocent British citizens.

  436. 436
    Camroons wriggle over Sharia says:

    This thread, within the overall post thread, is about Sharia.

    For all your self-proclaimed expertise as a “HasbaraSpotter”, you can’t spot an effing theme can you?

  437. 437
    Jihadi John in a MIG innit says:

    Dis ting ‘ave a owner’s manual blud?

  438. 438
    R. Youshore says:

    muzzies are soft, cuddly innocent onlookers.

  439. 439
    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


  440. 440
    Silly Bercow says:


    I don’t mind a bit of vaginal fistula. It’s the only way it touches the sides ;)

    *innocent face*

  441. 441
    John Jones says:

    fuck me I wouldn’t go near her with Gordon Broon’s

  442. 442
    táxpáyér says:

    No, you’re likely to be living near rich people in a low crime zone. Totally unlike the high rápé, high mugging, high chance of riots areas surrounding houses for the páédo profit..

  443. 443
    Anonymous says:

    Ah, even when baited…

    EU Funded Pro EU Troll not up to spouting Ukraine propaganda for now.

  444. 444
    táxpáyér says:

    Actually Hamas’ war plan IS a war crime.

  445. 445
    táxpáyér says:

    No, It’s because they’re civilised unlike muzzies that makes them better.

  446. 446
    táxpáyér says:

    No, that’s a total lie. Hamas are responsible for gaza civilian casualties because the deliberately emplace their war facilities in urban areas.

    It’s right there in the Geneva Convention.

    Hamas are the war criminals.

  447. 447
    albacore says:

    You’ve never had a say on immigration
    And the same goes for E U domination
    Why not? Have you got any explanation?
    Be quick. You’re half way to extermination

  448. 448
  449. 449
    táxpáyér says:

    Your biggest threat is the IDF bombing hamas launch stations next to your hovel

  450. 450
    táxpáyér says:

    The BBC get weepy
    The Chuka family.

  451. 451
    táxpáyér says:

    Waht those ukrainians starved by Stalin were organised by Eisnenhower?

    /fluoride foil hat.

  452. 452
    táxpáyér says:

    It’s called National Socialist Workers Party for a reason.

    “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are determined to destroy this system under all conditions.”
    Hitler’s speech on May 1, 1927.

  453. 453
    Tachybaptus says:

    ‘We are blues people.’

    Woke up this morning, Obama on my mind.
    Two hundred million, is that all we can find?

  454. 454
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    They have a tendency to get “our” Politicians to start wars against their enemies on the basis of lies and get muslims and british soldiers blown up, costing us billions due to the increased risk of reprisals. They also have an affinity for large scale financial scams and usury.

  455. 455
    Neo says:

    Wedding photos?

  456. 456
    táxpáyér says:

    IDF tidied up this banker

    72 white raisins express delivery.

  457. 457

    She was trying her hardest to make peace with those she has recently annoyed. Why did she not G’oogle ?

    However, indirectly describing the founder of !srael as being a rac!st by trying to be PC is quite impressive, even by her standards.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  458. 458
    táxpáyér says:

    Jihad John suspect “walked out of his family’s plush home in the Maida Vale district of London last year, saying he was “leaving everything for the sake of Allah.”

    Poverty causes terrorislam…. oh.

  459. 459
    Stop talking like a beeboid, cunt. says:

    > Irving is considered THE foremost historian of the N’azi era.

    I think you meant to stress “foremost”

  460. 460
    Reg 511 says:

    The comments below this article are sickening

  461. 461
    The Ghost of Osama says:

    Yes, and that Daniel Pearl should put his head back on and stop pretending he was beheaded.

  462. 462
    The Ghost of Osama says:

    Cameroons Wriggle – what a great post…pointing out how useless our MPs are that they don’t even realise there is this great movement of treachery going on expressed through Sharia tribunals and the parallel Sharia education system (and then you can add in all the many charities feeding money to Jihadists around the world).

    Isn’t Mensch pathetic? – but at least to be fair she admits she is.

    GF has published studies show this site is the second most read by MPs – so they can be in no doubt of what the truth is.

  463. 463
    boredhousehusband says:

    That’s fine.

    Define your borders and allow all who wish to leave, to leave.
    Equally, allow all who wish to join you from our shores, free passage.

    Dont expect us to buy your oil.
    Dont expect us to give you humanitarian aid.

    Expect us to take your life when you leave your borders
    Expect us to take the lives of any agents you attempt to incite
    Expect us to prevent you from doing anything other than
    living in the Stone Age as you clearly so desire.

    Are we done now?

  464. 464
    boredhousehusband says:

    is this before or after it gets re-modeled by the drones?

  465. 465
    boredhousehusband says:

    you know the routine by now, Son

    “lesson’s learned…”


    “…move on…”

    “…look over there!”

  466. 466
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Well that’s Elliott fucked then. It’s a well know fact that ISIS members read this blog to keep up with intelligence on Mos­sad, especially from EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles’ physic insight into its innermost secrets. For that, and for tips on types of toothpaste.

  467. 467
    Anonymous says:

    best korea is north korea.

    ds\h jbw4r8ufsyjwsagjarglikfrdjnsadj nrfk
    sdjhdvjfsjhdscjsdc,hfj n

    have fun deciphering that hex you cnuters

  468. 468

    That settles it I’m voting Labour.

  469. 469
    non taxable pikey says:

    Boris has said some interesting things in his Telegraph column. Sensible suggestions that need to be implemented. However, it all depends on the height of the Surf.

  470. 470
    Just saying says:

    The age of consent/majority in France has no relevance.
    It’s not 15 in the UK.

  471. 471
    granny grunt says:

    It’s too much like hard work.
    Much easier to protest against Page 3 girls than
    stand up for women who are humiliated,denigrated
    and genitally mutilated under Islam.

  472. 472
  473. 473
    Hahaha says:

    What a total twat.

  474. 474
    non taxable pikey says:

    From the number working there I thought they had already.

  475. 475
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    And to think British taxpayers will fund 20% of that. Every £1billion means each income taxpayer in the UK has to pay £33.00 per year.

  476. 476

    Scrawny little weasel with bum-fluff on his chin.

  477. 477
    Not Pro Eu anything says:

    Roll out another sub Adam Curtis vid, just to pretend like, but don’t answer directly.

    “Admit nothing, deny everything, launch counterattack” is their MO.

  478. 478

    The murderers of Lee Rigby were Muslims

  479. 479
    non taxable pikey says:

    The BBC have proscribed the word “indigenous.” Which is what he is.

  480. 480
    non taxable pikey says:

    What you mean is that Barry has opened the borders and let in close to 15 million new Democrat voters. Anyone see a pattern here?

  481. 481
    non taxable pikey says:

    Now that is funny. 15 million let in by Barry so far across the southern border, in 10 years time the USA will speak Spanish.

  482. 482
    non taxable pikey says:

    “hands on” experience for the NHS to see what they can do about someone with the disease. Hopefully they can source some Zmapp for him, it seems to work.

  483. 483
    duty pedant says:

    w’ed have

  484. 484
    also says:

    The Nigerian schoolgirl kidnappers are Muslim.

  485. 485
    Cynic says:

    As the potential new Labour |PM I have a proposition to put top you. My Government has a pressing need to hide many billions of expenditure and you have been recommended as someone who may help us in this. All we need to do is borrow your bank account ….. …….

  486. 486
    Manon_des_Source says:


  487. 487
    Owen Jones Q C says:

    Watch my latest video, The Left-Wing problem. I explain how the Left-Wing are evil parasites in a a ten minute talk

  488. 488
    Mong Spotter says:

    Oh you fink you wood of, wood u?

  489. 489
    Phil Hammond,the voice of reason says:

    It’s frightening to think that any given moment you can now be beheaded in a British street by an ISIS supporter – Britain isnt safe anymore.

  490. 490
    Spotter says:

    He looks like Ali G.

  491. 491
    Joss Taskin says:

    Will you be with us all week ,Owen?

  492. 492
    Spotter says:

    He looks like Ali G.

  493. 493
    Nigel Farage says:

    Getting sick of: People saying: “Why doesn’t the USA or UK bomb ISIS, or ALQ, or whatever. Why don’t Arabs take responsibility and do this?

  494. 494
    Spotter says:

    The ZioLoons are without question the biggest per-capita warmongers in the world.
    Considering that there are 2.2 Billion Muslims they are a remarkably peaceful lot, compared to the Israelis and ZioLoons who are always in the background pulling strings and stirring shit..

  495. 495
    Anon says:

    Where are the Arab league?

  496. 496
    Cpl Hicks says:

    EeeYepBl­­owingWhistles/Hasbara Spotter/ShlomoSpotter are all the same moss’ad operative.

    He/She’s says I am too and because everything she says is true it must be correct!

  497. 497
    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones reporting that James Foley’s killer is reckoned to be Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary, 23, whose family own £1m home in Maida Vale, London

  498. 498

    Because they are incapable , as we have seen time and time again the Arabs are just bullies and as soon as someone who wants to fight turns up , they fucking leg it
    IE three times with the Iraqi army and now ISIS running away from the very under armed Kurds

  499. 499
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    The IDF, Hasbara Zioloon scum have obviously infected his brain with heavy fluoride. He must have said something nasty about a mooz once and as we know anyone who says anything nasty about the religion of p!ss is a shlomo plant by the IDF.

    I just farted and some poo came out.


  500. 500
    Anonymous says:

    #IMF cash being used to butcher civilians.

  501. 501
    Joss Taskin says:

    Can’t think up your own moniker ?

  502. 502
    Viperous Old Vince says:


  503. 503
  504. 504
    Joe Public says:

    It’s fucking raining again. Why isn’t Dave chairing a Cobra Meeting to stop it?

  505. 505
    Chuka Umunna, the tailor's dummy says:

    I’ve hired him to help me put my suit on without getting cut.

  506. 506

    Surely just a coincidence , splitting hairs etc

  507. 507

    Dont play with fireworks , or you might get burned

  508. 508
    Confusedus says:

    Nell is from the far east and consequently utterly inscrutable.

  509. 509
    Peter and Gordon says:

    We don’t care what they say, we won’t stay in a world without bum-sex.

  510. 510

    The sad part is , it’s us the normal people who are at threat , not the politicians who caused all this shit in the first place
    Politicians past and present enjoy police protection , paid for by us !

    People like Bliar and his millions in ill gotten gains , protected by you

  511. 511
    David Battenburg says:

    We will clone him on the island of Costa Fortuna. It’s what the telly tax is for.

  512. 512

    IS pose little danger here.

    Any who die at their hands deserve to do so as they failed to address the real problem which you have highlighted.

    So mote it be.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  513. 513
    Analspotter says:

    I love it when shlomospotter and hasbaraSpotter cum in my mouth. What turns me on the most is when they shout ZIONSCUM at the point of climax.

  514. 514
    Tommy Tinder says:

    I’m sure the little match-girl would be pleased to assist.

  515. 515
    Cpl Hicks says:

    I’ve met Bonking Bob a couple of times. He’s a couple of sarnies short of a picnic.

  516. 516
    Cpl Hicks says:

    You could try exchanging your labour for money you lazy fuktard?

    Get a job and fcuk off with your pathetic moaning you utter mong.

  517. 517
    'elpful 'arry says:

    The following gives better results anyway: John Bercow, cΰnt

  518. 518
    Sly of the family Stallone says:

    That’s the trouble with this useless government – too many meetings and not enough action to sort out the problems on the street.

  519. 519
    non taxable pikey says:

    His Wellies are still stuck in the mud of Somerset.

  520. 520
    non taxable pikey says:

    The have got a bye into the next round.

  521. 521
    They're taking the p!ss says:

    Labour run council, naturally.

  522. 522
    Catherine, Alexandria says:

    What could possibly go wrong ?

  523. 523
    charity should begin at home says:

    Do his family own the million pound mansion,
    ori is it being provided by the generosity of British

  524. 524
    Anonymous says:

    “With a £2 billion parliamentary renovation project coming up”
    it’s little wonder austerity is the fate of the masses. Still, there are always other’s worse off. Apparently Isis have commissioned a poop group to put accompaniment to their propaganda videos. So future u-tube material will feature Indie tribute band, The Bombay Doors.

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