August 23rd, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


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    Chuka Umunna, the only person on earth whose IQ is exceeded by that of his fake Rolex says:

    I cut myself getting dressed this morning.

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      Narcissus says:

      You should stop gazing at yourself in the mirror.

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      táxpáyér says:

      http://www.frontpagemag.com/2014/dgreenfield/islamic-terrorist-group-demands-islamic-state-in-downtown-oslo/

      A Muslim terrorist group, Ansar al-Sunna, is threatening that if a section of the nation’s capitol isn’t transformed into a sharia-complaint Muslim nation, an attack rivaling 9/11 will be launched upon the Scandinavian nation.

      “We do not want to be a part of Norwegian society. And we do not consider it necessary either to move away from Norway, because we were born and grew up here. And Allah’s earth belongs to everybody. But let Grønland become ours. Bar this city quarter and let us control it the way we wish to do it. This is the best for both parts. We do not wish to live together with dirty beasts like you.”

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        clean up europe says:

        send them home

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        Ebola is not worst virus says:

        “We do not want to be a part of Norwegian society.”

        The obvious solution would be to fuck off back to 3rdworldistan, surely.

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        Brown Eye PI says:

        The cheek of these fuckers. Get back to the dump you crawled out from.

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        Yearight... says:

        Could just as easily be ZioLoons pretending to be Muslims.
        It’s just the kind of dirty trick Shlomo would play.

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          non taxable pikey says:

          Get out of the chair, catch a ferry to Norway and go and see for yourself.

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          Yeah I need to see a psychiatrist says:

          I totally agree. This is a false flag moshe trick.

          Wobble wibble I need a new hatstand for my fish umbrella.

          Am I retarded like shlomospotter and all your other monikers?

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          Derriere hoisting be damned says:

          You want a conspiracy theory? Here’s a conspiracy theory: Hamas, IS, al Qaeda, Boko Haram, al Shabab, the Muslim brotherhood, the plethora of Muslim terrorist outfits operating in Kashmir, Thailand, the Philipines, Chechnya, W, China and goodness knows where else – they’re all the same grand conspiracy. It’s the conspiracy of IS-lam against the rest of the human race and unlike the fictitious “Protocols of the elders etc’ it’s published blueprint is not a forgery: it can be read in the Koran, the Hadith, the Sira and the books of sharia law.

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          • Shhhh... says:

            (Psst, don’t mention that the Protocols of the Edlers of Zions have largely come to pass and that the Chewish Talmud makes all the others look like children’s books.)

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          • Derriere hoisting be damned says:

            Does the Talmud prescribe the death penalty for those seeking to change the unalterable word of god – all discussion of which (except for the odd minutiae) has been stopped since 900 AD? It’s just the different opinions of thousands of rabbis and is treated as such.

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        Allah says:

        Stand up, kneel down, wave your bottom in the air

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    The Cromwell Green entrance to The Palace of Westminster has some fine wrought iron railings to either side with sharp and convenient spikes. Those Members of Parliament, past and present, who have done their worst to endanger the British Public, by exposing them to Islamic militantism, should have the most prominent spikes reserved in order that their own heads may be mounted there, in recognition of their misdeeds.

    Presumably they will not have any objections to their presumption of innocence being withdrawn as they never worried much about it when they were in power.

    One proposes the following should rank highly as contenders:

    Tony Blair
    Gordon Brown
    Jack Straw
    Charles Clarke
    David Blunkett
    Peter Mandelson
    Harriet Harman
    Peter Hain
    Phil Woolas
    Hazel Blairs
    Ed Balls
    Ed Miliband
    David Miliband
    Jacqui Smith
    Hilary Benn
    Yvette Cooper
    Tessa Jowell
    Andy Burnham
    Ruth Kelly
    Shaun Woodward
    Geoff Hoon
    Angela Eagle
    Maria Eagle
    Sadiq Khan

    Plenty more spikes available… :-)

    Keep your head and Vote UKIP :-D

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    The Cromwell Green entrance to The Palace of Westminster has some fine wrought iron railings to either side with sharp and convenient spikes. Those Members of Parliament, past and present, who have done their worst to endanger the British Public, by exposing them to I’slamic m’ilita’ntism, should have the most prominent spikes reserved in order that their own heads may be mounted there, in recognition of their misdeeds.

    Presumably they will not have any objections to their presumption of innocence being withdrawn as they never worried much about it when they were in power.

    One proposes the following should rank highly as contenders:

    Tony Blair
    Gordon Brown
    Jack Straw
    Charles Clarke
    David Blunkett
    Peter Mandelson
    Harriet Harman
    Peter Hain
    Phil Woolas
    Hazel Blairs
    Ed Balls
    Ed Miliband
    David Miliband
    Jacqui Smith
    Hilary Benn
    Yvette Cooper
    Tessa Jowell
    Andy Burnham
    Ruth Kelly
    Shaun Woodward
    Geoff Hoon
    Angela Eagle
    Maria Eagle
    Sadiq Khan

    Plenty more spikes available… :-)

    Keep your head and Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

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      Anonymous says:

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        BBC Propaganda Unit says:

        Because the news isn’t going to the way want it, we’re reporting on some different. Global warming has paused for the last 20 years because of cold water streams deep in the Atlantic, says some important science department (that we made up) to give it some credence.

        Of course if Global warming had happened, it would have been all down to the same water causing it. It’s a win-win scenario.

        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28870988

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      rick says:

      Am I missing something here? It appears ISIS was a Mossad/CIA created terror group designed as a tool to be used to destroy Syria – the group subsequently got out of control and started to threaten US/Isr@el interests.
      A British General has recently proposed allying with Syria to destroy the very group that was designed to destroy Syria. Have they all been drinking?

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        Fishy says:

        Bollocks.

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          rick says:

          For the delectation of those who may have missed this earlier:

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          • David Cameron says:

            I wish the BBC would make their minds up and decide who the good guy is.
            We base our foreign policy on what they say.

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          • BBC News Editor says:

            We’ve got ourselves in a jam over this one. For years, we’ve been telling everyone that the Free Syrian Army is the saviour made in heaven, who have memorised Magna Carta and the American Declaration of Independence and will treat Assad with understanding. Assad on the other hand was more evil (I know, it was hard to believe) than the TORIES, and we were so keen on bombing him that many of us shot their wads in anticipation. Now, what are we to do?

            PS But we are correct about global warming!

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            LOL, Worth watching, very Good!

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        Braveheart says:

        “Am I missing something here?”
        Yes, Rick, some essential bits of your brain, just like all the other conspiracy theorists.

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          brains says:

          Everything is as the Government tells you!
          You schmuck.

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          rick says:

          Hey, us whacky foil-hatters eh!!
          Remember when we conspiracy loons were raving about Saddam not having WMDs (ref. Dr. Kelly and others), and that the object of removing/killing Saddam was really to de-stabilize the region on behalf of certain others – and that it would eventually all blow up in our faces?.
          Looking at the peaceful landscape that is now Iraq, I now see what a load of fruitcakes we really were!

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        I Roger Boys MP says:

        Saddam hussein and Gaddaffi were both once backed by the west , it just shows how much politicians dont know about the real world

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        El mer says:

        Watch and learn.

        allahu akbar

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      The danger is that R’ussia has now created a precedent for powerful nations to violate international borders under the banner of humanitarian interests without invite from the foreign government nor even retrospective UN authorisation.

      Obama’s statements on ‘just God’s’ in respect of IS and by extension !slam in general may appeal to those who do not like M’uslims, but when combined with the above further weakens global security.

      Lots of well established international norms and law have been broken past few days and because no one is willing to enforce those laws their lack of value is exposed. Interesting times.

      Those who are strongly opposed to M’uslims should recognize that m’uslims do play by the eye-for-an-eye rule book so application of that (obviously with decisive force) is the best way to deal with them.

      Believing that m’uslims will integrate or accept local norms – absent a fatwa which could be revoked at any time – is naive and foolish. It is also anti-libertarian to attempt to force them to as attempting to change their belief systems and culture does cause harm. As does expecting those who are not m’uslim to live alongside them in harmony.

      ICYMI: Restoration of R’ussian empire and caliphate are the main games in town at present. However, if one looks closely, there are two religious wars also being fought at present.

      One of those is inter-Christian: This is to do with U’kraine and the east O’rthodox church trying to get its house back in order (particularly with regard to the M’oscow), the larger more dangerous one is what appears to be C’hristianity vs. !slam.

      The latter one is a bit mis-sold. The US is overtly bending events that way, possibly under the influence of !srael. As !slam has no problem with A’brahamic religions provided their followers pay tax for being resident on their lands this is somewhat strange.

      The extermination campaigns in !raq and Syr!a have been targeted specifically at those religious groups in the region who are non-A’brahamic, such as the Y’azidi – at least that is the case for IS. In the case of S’unni’s targeting of Sh’ia has also been ongoing.

      The Sh’ia’s and certain government actors in the region (not !srael) have been a little less choosy – particularly in targeting groups like the Maronite’s. Note that the targeting of Orthodox Christian groups has not gone unnoticed by R’ussia, and neither has the V’atican or E’urope’s lack of action in stopping it. Rewind to third R’ome.

      Conspiracy theory wise, the best that may be true is that the events which are leading to the erosion of recognition of State boundaries may be influenced by those who strongly support !srael and do not wish to see P’alestinian sovereignty recognized or legitimized.

      !srael itself would prefer to redraw its borders to its taste and the only way to undo the mess of 1967 would be to erode the beliefs that hold those lines in place.

      Folk should keep in mind that without Sykes-Picot !srael has no legal basis to exist. Arguments about K’ing D’avid are known to be false. That narrative has been conspicuously absent, but must be causing tension now.

      There is a very strong R’ussian influence on those events though which is committed to denying the West’s access to certain resources in the region. That is partly for economic reasons – to keep oil high – and also strategic – denying access to certain gas resources located in !ran.

      Should not that IS (or a caliphate in general) does not pose a threat to !srael nor its interests however if it does succeed in establishing a permanent State !srael may be put in a very strange position on the issue of al A’qsa and a compromise would need to be found on the issue of who the land actually belongs to.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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        The idea that Islam has no problem with followers of other Abrahamic religions has had a variable amount of truth in it, over the centuries. Christians in the Balkans during Ottoman rule were generally tolerated, though discriminated against, but had to pay a ‘blood tax’ whereby male Christian children were taken by the Ottomans, forcibly converted to Islam on pain of death, and conscripted into the Army. There were, also, periodic pogroms. Copts in Egypt were kept poor and frightened for centuries until British influence came to bear; but they are on the receiving end now. The Armenians were victims of genocide. The history of Christians in Muslim lands is quite similar to the history of the J*ws in Christian and Atheist Europe.

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          Agreed that on the scale of our modern liberal values over time !slam does score quite poorly.

          The O’ttoman’s did reform towards their end, but a lesson from history is that in part due to those reforms (a liberalisation) they in turn became vulnerable to interference from other states who wished to push them to a secular system of government. That was principally agents of the A’ustro-H’ungarian Empire who had an interest in challenging B’ritish dominance at the time.

          When history is viewed from that perspective, and combined with the loss of identity that M’uslim’s worldwide experienced when the final caliphate was finally dissolved by the K’emalists in 1924, the truly bizarre over-reaction when attempting to restore the !slamist systems becomes understandable (however, it is not justifiable).

          A policy of containment and withdrawal would work out best for the IS problem. What the rabid news reports fail to point out is that if IS does go truly mainstream and is accepted by M’uslim’s globally then as the numbers increase the numerical addition of more moderate minds (from followers up to clerics) will have a natural effect of watering down the extreme radical elements which are currently trying to get the thing going.

          The processes which are going on today with the attempted recreation of IS are very similar indeed to the barbarity of the Arab Revolt which led to the layout of the ME which folk today are more familiar with.

          It is a mistake to impute our moral and ethical values onto folk in those lands. They need to find their own equilibrium. Coercion towards an acceptable norm with their neighbours and others in the world will happen over time.

          The International Socialist idea that all nations can be equal and share roughly the same ideas is the one that is discredited and needs to be terminated.

          Pointing out the flaws elsewhere and seeking to pass blame to others who rightly refuse to be forced to act contrary to their own beliefs in their own lands is a deceit to both sides of the debate.

          Pointing to the past is only relevant for deriving strategies to avoid repeating mistakes. Applying emotive arguments is a fiction and appealing to past victories directly doesn’t make much sense either.

          Allowing the m’uslim world to find a new stable balance which will not result in our interests being harmed (eg. repeat of 9-11, or m’uslim take over of UK) is required. However, ensuring that States with interests hostile to our own are kept from distorting that process does not appear to have been taken seriously enough.

          That is strange as this was the key dynamic which led to the destabilization and ultimate collapse of the last Caliphate, two world wars and resulted in deep harm being caused to UK interests.

          Vote UKIP :-D

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          • No Black Flag Over Big Ben Thanks says:

            What BS! The new Caliphate, the Islamic State, is acting no differently to the Ottomans: executing POWs, massacring minorities, persecuting Christians and developing a huge slave economy.

            Why are you trying to make out the Ottomans were civilised and the IS are not?

            The Kemalists were the only people to make a real dent in Islamic ideology.

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          • They are acting in a similar manner to R’ussia, but a more relevant comparison is the T’aliban.

            The O#ttoman’s did reform in the late 19th Century and had ceased a lot of their nastier practices before that with mainly British persuasion.

            Certain E’uropean powers, in particular A’ustria, H’ungary and G’ermany sought to pervert that process and compromise B’ritain as they are once again doing now.

            The concealed hand of R’ussia remains present. This time they are seeking to preserve the nation State models but this time for their own interest and most decisively against ours.

            There will be no black flag in L’ondon. That notion is misguided agitprop.

            Vote UKIP :-)

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          • Charles Martel says:

            Have you ever looked at any of Moldbug’s stuff EUFPEUT? If you’ve got a lot of spare time you might find it interesting.

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          ALL religion is for deluded dupes who have been brainwashed into believing in the existence of a mythical sky fairy , and used for centuries to keep millions in ignorance and poverty , who naively believed that they would get their ‘ reward in heaven ‘ while the elite perpetrated this nonsense for their own ends, the dupes continue to suck up this crap against all logic and scientific knowledge.

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          • In the aftermath of a nuclear war or other similarly catastrophic event, which would have the higher probability of survival and/or be most likely to emerge out of secular State or religion ?

            Serious question, am still looking for a way to credibly improve odds for the secular State over religion.

            As F’ranklyn’s imaginary Sally says at the end of this:

            If you believe in something strongly enough, who’s to say if it’s real or not ?

            Don’t forget that many have been coerced into advancing scientific knowledge and have been exploited in those pursuits in much the same way that believers have been exploited by less than honest religious actors.

            From your suggestion it is possible to argue that they may have been duped into not exploring their spiritual side also. Some very deep issues of harm to the individual there.

            Science btw is unable to prove or disprove the existence of G’od, but was science meant to be used to deny people the right to explore their spiritual side, or indeed be used to justify ideological statements that support such a view ?

            The S’oviets attempted to deny religion wholesale. O’rthodoxy survived the State. One should be careful with ones beliefs and expression of how others should regard theirs :-)

            Would agree that justifying an extra-judicial beheading on the basis of a piece of badly interpreted scripture is dubious. But one cannot ignore that such events take place, albeit with a veneer of judicial legitimacy in countries like S’audi A’rabia without question quite frequently.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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        Cov Kid says:

        ROYAL NAVY Anti-SLAVERY patrols.
        !
        Read the first sentence and weep.

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    The Cr’omwell Green entrance to The P’alace of W’estminster has some fine wr’ought iron railings to either side with sharp and c’onvenient spikes. Those Members of Parliament, past and present, who have done their worst to endanger the British Public, by exposing them to !slamic mili’tantism, should have the most pr’ominent spikes reserved in order that their own heads may be m’ounted there, in rec’ognition of their m’isdeeds.

    Pr’esumably they will not have any obj’ections to their pr’esumption of inn’ocence being w’ithdrawn as they never w’orried much about it when they were in p’ower.

    One proposes the following should rank highly as contenders:

    Tony Blair
    Gordon Brown
    Jack Straw
    Charles Clarke
    David Blunkett
    Peter Mandelson
    Harriet Harman
    Peter Hain
    Phil Woolas
    Hazel Blairs
    Ed Balls
    Ed Miliband
    David Miliband
    Jacqui Smith
    Hilary Benn
    Yvette Cooper
    Tessa Jowell
    Andy Burnham
    Ruth K’elly
    Shaun Woodward
    Geoff Hoon
    Angela Eagle
    Maria Eagle
    Sa’diq Kh’an

    Plenty more spikes available… :-)

    Keep your h’ead and Vote UKIP :-D

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      Nero says:

      Bit harsh on Blunkett.

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      Hear All See All says:

      Need to employ a blacksmith to add extra spikes to each pole to cater for the number who qualify for impaling.

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      Bob cuntface Crow says:

      Heavy Metal running again today. 7 1 at the moment,get on it.

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      Casual Observer II says:

      Why aren’t Traitor Dave & Co. on the list?

      They have done nothing effective to curb the inflow of mozzie and other fucking immigrants.

      All the ConLibLabbers are guilty, not just Liebour

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        OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

        The blacksmith also needs to heat a steel rod to bright cherry red and ram it up Bumsex Dave’s anus to boil his guts prior to beheading the bastard.

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          Confused of East Anglia says:

          Harsh but fair.

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          • Norm Normal says:

            I disagree, the country is governed by a coalition which is in turn tied to the EU.

            The Conservatives are basically powerless because their LimDem partners are not in touch with reality and check every decision with the PC rulebook. Anything else and the EU say NON!

            The only way out is a UKIP victory, be realistic, it’s unlikely or a Conservative win followed by a referendum, more likely.

            The other problem is the UK with it’s Victorian values likes to enforce EU law to the letter, Everyone else turns a blind eye. Hence the situation at Dover.

            We are allowing a left wing stranglehold on the media, legal system and civil service to destroy the country. Everyone I know would simply emigrate if they could afford it.

            I know of expats who live in fairly dangerous, crime ridden corners of the world but will not think of returning because they feel they have more freedom and a better standard of living.

            They say that people in the UK are at the mercy of a nanny state, councils, utilities, financial services and the BBC. Once they have all had a dip in your pocket, there isn’t much left to live on.

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        táxpáyér says:

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11051757/British-jihadists-How-Britain-became-the-Yemen-of-the-West.html#disqus_thread

        About 500 of these, a disproportionate number, are British (and a further 1,500 are EU citizens with travel rights to the UK). Just under 4,000 Britons – including 1,450 children – have been referred to the Government’s Channel programme, designed to divert those at risk of radicalisation, though only about 20 per cent (777) are assessed to be actually at risk of becoming involved in terrorism. The numbers have roughly doubled in the past two years.

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          Warning says:

          Careful Shlomo, hatemongering is the same as “radicalising”. You are on thin ice.

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          • Nero says:

            Whooaaa!!!!!

            Internet tough guy alert!!!!

            You really are a knob.

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          • Cliff Dickhead says:

            Flex those guns. Hold it. fapfapfafapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap..breathe…fapfapfapfapfapfapfapffffffff….
            Ahh!

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          • Anonymous says:

            If you want to spread your racist shit and radicalise people, go do it in “Israel” amongst your own racist ilk.

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          • Norm Normal says:

            Taxpayer’s post is a quote from the Telegraph. If you don’t like it complain direct to them or the press complaints process.

            Meanwhile oh wise ones, a quote from the same article is: “The only way to defeat a bad idea is with a better idea.”

            So what’s your better idea for dealing with the problem of Islamic Extremism in the UK?

            (Bet myself £1 it has something to do with I’srael.)

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          • better idea for dealing with the problem of Islamic Extremism in the UK says:

            Arrest them and liquidate them.

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          • Royston says:

            Go away patel, we’ll have no beheadings here.

            This is a local blog for local people.

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            You sound more like an Israel Firster.

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      The two Muppets says:

      Yes ,when you look down the above list , You can see what a substandard
      shower they are .The majority of them were incompetent and useless .
      And a good proportion of them are in Ed Milibands Shadow Cabinet now .
      I just pray that they never get anyway near Government again .

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        Socialism is theft says:

        What with what is happening in the US and ME it proves more than ever that what Enoch said was 100% correct. There was never a problem with blacks or Moslems before the Tories started allowing them all in. The Liblabcons are to blame for most of the racial and terrorist problems in this country. Never forget the truth.

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          Morning Cloud Of Dope says:

          100% correct? He recruited cheap labour from the Caribbean. He was a British imperialist and therefore part of the problem.

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        non taxable pikey says:

        After the 1st November it doesn’t matter who is in the UK parliament as long as they all are issued with an EU rubber stamp and ink pad.

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        something that would offend even Guido’s clientele.

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        One of Handy's constituents and many others says:

        Whatever happens Handy please don’t resign your seat. You are the epitome of everything that is wrong in politics in this country and the benchmark with which to measure corrupt, sexually perverted, self serving, troughing and incompetent politicians. Many of us get belly laughs every day reading about your perverted sexual activities, and corrupt goings on with planning and your boys in Portsmouth etc, in these columns and elsewhere. If you retire from politics altogether we will lose this wonderful enlightenment about your dodgy sexual activities, and corruption in UK politics as a whole, and have nothing to measure this political corruption against. Most of all we will lose the highly amusing entertainment we get daily from you and and your dodgy exposure and the exposure you have given to your equally corrupt and perverted former political party, the Liberal Democrats. Please don’t retire from politics Handy, we implore you.

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          Thanks. I am proud of the fact that I have personally been responsible for bringing more immigrants and asylum seekers into Portsmouth than anyone in this proud city’s history, and all for profit, great wealth for a few, political donations, and hopefully votes. I even sold a Council property and land at 1.75m less than real value to the muslim community so that they could open the first exclusively islamic school in Portsmouth, I am now a Governor of that school. I am proud of my achievements and given the chance will do it all again when I am re-elected as an independent MP, by the immigrants I have brought into Portsmouth, at the next general election. Jahbulon.

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          • Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi says:

            Jachin Handy.

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          • Enoch Powell says:

            When I made my ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech in 1968 I foretold what would happen to this country as a result of immigration which, at the time, was happening as a consequence of political complacency and correctness. I had no idea at the time that unscrupulous politicians of all parties, would use mass immigration for their own ends and ambitions. Handycock is a classic example where a politician encourages mass immigration, specifically asylum seekers, into his constituency for huge profit for his crooked cronies and himself to house them, consequently making them all very rich. The spin off being large political donations to his party, providing him with protection from his sexual indiscretions, which we now all know about. I could not have foretold, beyond my wildest dreams, that the population of this country would have increased by one third from then until now and by 4 million since 2008. This country and it’s politicians have lost their way far beyond any of my predictions that I made at the time, thank goodness I am no longer here to see it.

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          • Members of the Libertine Lodge, meeting in Portsmouth Civic Offices says:

            Please leave Worshipful Grand Master Handy alone, we are very grateful to him, as through his immigration scams he has made some of us very rich. He has also shown us how to work successfully through mutual co-operation. Members of the Lodge include Liberal Democrat Councillors, senior Council officers, senior police officers and some of Handy’s boys. Boaz.

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          • Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

            Handy if you want my continued protection, and it looks like you will need it with this trial coming up in November, I want a villa from your boys, just like yours in Spain. Jahbulon.

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    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Cameron’s j e w i s h roots revealed…

    http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=102815

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      Nero says:

      No one cares.

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      RomaBert... says:

      Don’t forget Hamas, those peace loving, stone throwing innocents :)http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/gaza/11050816/Hamas-shoots-18-Israeli-informants-after-leaders-killed-in-airstrikes.html

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        RomaBert... says:

        Just a little embarrassing for our Beeb and Lefties who go on and on about Human Rights :)

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        M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

        Bloody Hamas: causing their own people to get killed so that they can line their pockets.

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          Warning! says:

          Watch your hatemongering gobs, Hasbara c*nts!
          New legislation to counter radicalisation also applies to your hatmongering!

          Theresa May:
          “I am looking again at the case for new banning orders for extremist groups that fall short of the legal threshold for terrorist proscription, as well as for new civil powers to target EXTREMISTS WHO SEEK TO RADICALISE OTHERS.”

          Hasbara Loons Certainly fall under that description.

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          • The two Muppets says:

            You really are a twat , Does your carer know that you are out
            on your own ?

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          • M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

            Ooh feckin ell it’s the Boscombe Nazi.

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          • Confused of East Anglia says:

            Hasbara? Aren’t they the little comlpimentary chewy sweets that you get on hotel pillows?

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          • Nero says:

            Hatmongering..!!!???

            Rofl.

            Fucking trilbys!!!

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          • Cpl Hicks says:

            Actually he works with me for M’ossad. I’m chairman of the Bicknoller branch, he’s part of the Boscombe branch.

            He’s doing a far better than I am at turning people against the paly and ham’ass cause.

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          • RomaBert... says:

            ‘Hasbara Loons Certainly fall under that description.’

            Oh no they don’t, they are the voice of sanity…………

            Inshallah

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          • Judge Jeffreys says says:

            Hatmongering? I’ll risk it: anyone want to buy a hat?

            Like

          • Theresa M says:

            I am making it illegal to call people Hasbara.

            So shut it.

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            Hasbara:
            Public diplomacy in Israel (also hasbara) (Hebrew: הַסְבָּרָה‎ hasbará, “explaining”) refers to public relations efforts to disseminate abroad positive information about Israel.[1][2] The term is used by the Israeli government and its supporters to describe efforts to explain government policies and promote Israel in the face of negative press, and to counter what they see as delegitimisation of Israel around the world. Hasbara means “explanation”, and is also a euphemism for propaganda.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_diplomacy_%28Israel%29

            Spreading Islamophobia is one of their Objectives.

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          • Cpl Hicks says:

            I thing that ISIL are doing a great job of promoting islamaphobia. Cutting off the head of an innocent journalist was a great start. Or was John the jihadi actually a joo and part of a jooish conspiracy?

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          • Shhhh... says:

            Thing about Isis is that they don’t own western media, finance, Politicians and the USAy whilst massacring hundreds of children living in prison camps they herded millions into like the ZioNutters

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    • 336
      Fuck off Jooz/Muzzies/Christian/Hindus/Jains and Marxists says:

      “according to Dr Wise, who has been using archival material to examine the Cameron family tree, the Tory leader could also be a direct descendent of the greatest ever Hebrew prophet, Moses.”

      He found birth certificates dating back to a probably mythical character of 3500 years ago?

      Mind you, 120 generations back … 2 to the power of 120 less interbreeding = incalculable.
      If Moses existed we could all be descended from him.

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  7. 19
    Dave the Wave says:

    I might be a useless lying cowardly piece of shit, but at least I can surf. Look at those peaks man!

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  8. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like “Jihad John” has done this before. Same guy by the it looks of it.
    Upper Pic.

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  9. 34
    Disparity says:

    A journalist beheaded, 191,000 dead in Syria, schoolgirls kidnapped and murdered in Nigeria, daily slaughter in Iraq by IS.

    No comment from the left.

    They’re too busy attacking supermarkets that have kosher sections.

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    • 39
      A Labour Party spokesmong says:

      We’re perfectly relaxed about Muslims being killed. After all, we killed about half a million of them in Iraq.

      Tories are racist, by the way.

      PS. Cost of living crisis.

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      • 68
        Sunni v Shia from the tall tower says:

        In the eighties between us in the border lands between IRAQ and IRAN we managed to get rid of ten million mossies, shia and sunny alike.

        You westerns are crap at it

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        • 74
          Sunni v Shia from the tall tower says:

          Oh PS

          thanks to the french (François Mitterrand) and russkies (Leonid Brezhnev, Yuri Andropov, Konstantin Chernenko) for the weapons of mass destruction.

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      • 306
        White rabbit says:

        PPS.
        Immigration good, resident culture evil and supporters easily
        demonised as they and Christians never fight back.
        Racism, racism, bigot, reactionary and bigot. Bully, bully, boss
        and bully. Shout, shout, let down, shout and throw rubbish in the
        street. John Snow, John Snow. Jenni Murray.
        There..that should do it.

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    • 47
      non taxable pikey says:

      “They’re too busy attacking supermarkets that have kosher sections.” It’s the safe option they are less likely to get the crap kicked out of them in Tesco’s.

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    • 109
      HasbaraSpotter says:

      You can tell a Hasbara Kacker a mile off by the way they keep whining on about alleged “lefties” and don’t mention the war crimes and murders committed by their IDF BumChums.
      Plenty of people on the right also see you for the lying Scum you are.

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      • 131
        Cpl Hicks says:

        That’s right darling keep up the good work. We all agree with you.

        Twat.

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      • 162
        RomaBert... says:

        ‘Plenty of people on the right also see you for the lying Scum you are.’

        Oh no we don’t :)

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      • 170
        Banned says:

        May I just say that some people (like myself) absolutely despise BOTH the muslims and isra-el, and would be happy to see all of them in the M.East turned to glass.

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        • 181
          Nero says:

          You’re a part of the very quiet but huge majority.

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        • 213
          cured lefty says:

          Well why your waiting for that fantasy to materialise praise the joooze for keeping the fuckers gas on a peep

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        • 270
          Cpl Hicks says:

          That’s exactly what I’ve been telling the dumb tw@s posting all the ham’ass propaganda on here. Before I couldn’t have given a shit about either of them, but as I now apparently work for Mos’sad, I’m a fully paid up supported of the IDF.

          Posting on here for about 5 years was all classic haribo skills to build up my cover story….

          Or so some sad racist tw@ who spends his entire day whacking off in his lonely little bedsit thinks!

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            Typical Hypocrite ZioLoon. Spams the blog with a barrage of hatred atgainst all Muslims and the whines victim when people call his lies.

            I am sure you and your Bumchums would be/are real proud so have been/be asked to be Sayanim (yes, they even have a name for Mosstapo helpers!)

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            I’m sorry Hicksy, my lithium has worn off.

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        • 271
          RomaBert... says:

          What have the Israelis ever done to us?

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    • 161
      RomaBert... says:

      Oh the decisions the lefties are going to have to make……….. :)

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  10. 44
    non taxable pikey says:

    Well, that’s another week gone by and still no replacement for Butler Scloss. It must be ok though because the lazy chubby moron has time for a bit of body surfing.

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  11. 48
    Here we go around the mulberry bush says:

    Strange, the all pervading EU, light bulbs and vacuum cleaners, cars and all those things that are designed to piss people off, but ISIS and Syria, Iraq, nada nothing, where are these great EU dictators still in a bomb proof cellar, trying to poke the bear with words, time to get out of the EU and spend the money on our military, the EU dictators will only try to save themselves, while we are at it the billions we give to the world could be used to fill those aircraft carriers with planes and bombs, Camoron May 2015 not to far away.

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    • 57
      Custers last stand says:

      No good having the best cavalry in the world when the Indians are already in the fort.

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      • 63
        Here we go around the mulberry bush says:

        We are on an island the fort is surrounded by water, they are from sandy places, they will have to learn to swim while get away.

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    • 72
      Francois and the Frogs says:

      Our aircraft carrier is reserved for use by the real EU, rosbifs must do it with Monsieur oBimmer

      Like

  12. 53
    Nigel Farage says:

    “New laws to tackle British jihadists” – we don’t need new laws. Charge them with treason and let them swing.

    Like

    • 55
      PC plob says:

      THe police don’t have the methods available from investigation leading to conviction.

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      • 56
        cheche says:

        Well concentrate on Cliff thanks

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      • 58
        Here we go around the mulberry bush says:

        Do we still have Police, that’s a surprise, I thought ACPO covered the country with threats, like not looking at a video about a journalist which had already been seen worlwide.

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        • 92
          táxpáyér says:

          We have a securitate.

          Look at Peel’s 9-principles. Teh “police service” seems to score zero.

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      • 60
        Master of unnamed college in Cambridge says:

        Speaking from a historical religious role of the first head of the UKIP Church, we shall declare all Islamic faiths to only follow their faiths under The Church of England format. As they descend from the Churchs Foundations of Abraham, a little on going guidance from Gods leaders on earth has become necessary.

        hairy lefty of Oystermouth

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      • 292
        Cinna says:

        The police don’t have the courage.

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  13. 59
    George Galloway says:

    Soooo the “innocent victims of genocide” *cough* in Gaza have publicly executed 18 people including women & killed a kid with rockets…..

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    • 94
      táxpáyér says:

      No change there then. Hamarse deliberately launch from near civilian facilities in the hope that counter battery fire takes them out.

      The mortar that murdered a 4 year old Isreali kid was fired from a UNWRA school.

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      • 112
        HasbaraSpotter says:

        GAZA death toll

        2088 dead Palestinians, including 566 CHILDREN.

        Yes folks, over a quarter of the people mordered by the ZioNAZIs were children!

        Conversly, 93% of dead Israelis were attacking IDF Sturmtruppen.

        Palestinians have a right to defend themselves.

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        • 140
          táxpáyér says:

          Yes, Terrible Hamas war crimes deliberately placing and firing arms from and near schools.

          They’re only making it worse for themselves.

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          • ShlomoSpotter says:

            Well no, war criminal Fuckslime, Israel is totally responsible for where your ordnance goes.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            Actually the Geneva convention states Hamarse are responsible for the civilian deaths in Gaza because they placed their Isreali civilian targeting rockets near to civilian facilities.

            You’re sounding even more desperate today.

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          • cured lefty says:

            Ss you’ve never once criticised hamas for fighting while hiding amongst innocent civilians .

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          • ShlomoSpotter says:

            I actually hate hamass, but not as much as I hate the IDF for not letting me join their gang.
            Three times I tried, then they told me I couldn’t apply again…:(

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          • ShlomoSpotter says:

            And my sad face didn’t work… :(

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          • táxpáyér says:

            I am of the master race and it is antisemitic to prove me a liar.

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        • 154
          Morning Cloud Of Dope says:

          And of those “children” how many were children – 15, 16, and 17 year olds – given guns and rocket launchers by Hamas and sent out to fight? Given Hamas judicially execute children they are hardly going to blench at sending out children with weapons to fight one of the best armies in the world.

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          • ShlomoSpotter says:

            None of your endless slimy conniving and shystering can change the bottom line. Palestinians kill almost entirely attacking IDF, IDF kill mostly civilians.
            What the IDF do s called “collective punishmment” and a war crime.

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            Ok, it’s my shift now you dumb fucking jooo!

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          • RomaBert... says:

            The big difference ‘ShlomoSpotter’ is that the IDF do not hide behind civilians or use civilians as human shields!

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          • ScumSpotter says:

            The big difference between the IDF is that they herd people into a small area and then whine that they are herded into such a small area that civilians are certain to die.
            Anyone might think they are killing thousands of civilians on purpose.

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          • ScumSpotter says:

            I exaggerated a bit, it’s a fucking huge area, look on Google earth.

            It’s hamass that keeps them herded.

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        • 163
          RomaBert... says:

          Where did you get those figures from? Hopefully not the lying, stone throwing Hamas?

          Anyway it is a BIG thumbs up for the IDF from me today :)

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        • 208
          haddock says:

          considering that 44% of the Gaza strip are under 14, the figure of 25% children killed seems to indicate that care was taken not to make the toll of children under fourteen 44% of the total as might be expected. If you take ‘child’ to mean under 16, or 18, it becomes more obvious that the strikes by IDF were not indiscriminate. It is quite likely that 14 to 16 year old boys were involved in some activity with the Hamas terrorists and can’t be called innocent civilians.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            slowmo hasbo etc in 3,2,1…

            The gaza strip terrorist gang deliberatly aim at civilian areas with their rocket and mortar attacks. Why do the MSM not mention this is a war crime? Why do they also not mention that placing military assets near civilians is also a war crime and the responsibility for civilian death rests with the placer not those counter-firing?

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          • Hariboshlomo spotter says:

            Today I’ve wanked myself into such a frenzy that I’m going to have to have this evening off.

            Of course this doesn’t mean I’ll stop wanking this evening, it just means my false flag anti-is’rael ranting will stop for a bit.

            My handlers are glad to see I’m driving so many reasonable people away from my cause with all my incoherent bollox.

            Remember, you’re all ZIO-scum-n’az’is!

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            Fact 1) The vast majority of Palestinians killeds by Israel were civilians and a quarter were children.
            Fact 2) The vast majority of Isralis killed were invading IDF soldiers.

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  14. 61
    DAVE (more holidays than you can shake a stick at) CAMERMONG says:

    Giving away your birthright
    Spuking away you tax billions to the EU , overseas aid , family and friends , other peoples wars , nair do well breeders , mansions for immigrants , the Jock , and the Welsh etc
    just about anyone that wants a slice of our pie , the only people who dont qualify are the English
    He will watch you die of cancer , gloat as you suffer from MS roar with laughter as our motorways start to resemble pot hole riddled dirt tracks
    Quaff champagne , dine 5 star and travel the world first class on his expenses

    Use sound bites like “hard working families” and “our country” while in reallity he doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone that wasn’t educated at Eton or similar

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    • 70
      Here we go around the mulberry bush says:

      Dave , Ed, fckin Clegg, names that will be remembered with bitterness and hate, books will be printed about the uselessness of these multimillionaire toffs and about the hate that they have for population of this country.

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      • 73
        I Roger Boys MP says:

        Career politicians= Wet behind the ears useless tossers who have never had a propper job or lived in the real world , and Parasites who feed off the poor
        may they all burn in hell

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      • 125
        Global statesman? says:

        You are forgetting the ME special peace envoy

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  15. 62
    Guantanamo George says:

    Jeux Sans Frontiers!

    Games without Frontiers, War without Tears. :-(

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  16. 65
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Dave can saber rattle all he wants , and make threats on what he will do to home grown muslim murderers
    But not one of his lilly livered threats will get past the court of human shites

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  17. 66
    Custers last stand says:

    New laws my arse it’s all to give the appearance that this impotent cuckold of a government is or even can doing something.(Which they can’t)
    Jihad John has rights you know.

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  18. 67
    Anjem Choudhary says:

    ISIS. Al Qaeda. Hamas. Hezbollah. Iran. Pakistan. Muslim Brotherhood. Taliban. Islamic Jihad. Black September. Palestinian Authority. Sharia. Al Qaeda in Maghreb. Al Qaeda in Arabian Peninsula. Boko Haram. Every farkakte group imaginable that has a cause against Western civilization has one common denominator: Islam. It’s time for a forceful and determined separation of the adherents of Islam from all Western environments (native born or not) – unless those adherents are able to prove substantial compatibility with the norms of Western civilization.

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  19. 69
    Anjem Choudhary says:

    ISIS. Al Qaeda. Hamas. Hezbollah. Iran. P*kistan. Muslim Brotherhood. Taliban. Islamic Jihad. Black September. Palestinian Authority. Sharia. Al Qaeda in Maghreb. Al Qaeda in Arabian Peninsula. Boko Haram. Every farkakte group imaginable that has a cause against Western civilization has one common denominator: Islam. It’s time for a forceful and determined separation of the adherents of Islam from all Western environments (native born or not) – unless those adherents are able to prove substantial compatibility with the norms of Western civilization.

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    • 82
      idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Choudary, still leading from the rear.

      Like

    • 115
      HasbaraSpotter says:

      Fuck off, ZioNAZI.
      Attempting to radicalise people with hatemongering is punishable.

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      • 137
        Cliff Dickhead says:

        Wooooooooohhhhh.!!!

        Hard man!!!

        Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap etc.

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      • 196
        Down with derriere raising says:

        His-ar$e-bare’s Spotty is, ironically, the nearest thing to a card carrying Nazi on this site

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        • 211
          HasbaraSpotter says:

          Alway funny when a ZioLoon master of hypocrisy accuses others of “racism”.

          You’re the one spreading propaganda for a colony of bigoted inbred religious loon land thieves who think they are some chosen race.

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          • cured lefty says:

            Go on admit it your are a half educated muslim hamilton accay!
            with the pisspoor quantity and quality of your rants you can’t be anything else
            go on own up you’ll feel better , you really will.

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            No, I’m a self hating joo, rejected by my people because of my prediliction for piccys of dead kids.
            Up P*lestine..!

            Send me more photos. :)

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          • Cinna says:

            Up Palestine? Yeah right up yours.

            Like

          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            Look, I just want it up my botty
            and the imam says it wrong
            but it just a shlomo conspiracy

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  20. 76

    As we are told half the Isis tourists have now returned one wonders where to now.

    As these people were probably useless as fighters, (see the pretty welsh boys on dat vid with manicures and perfect skin/ teeth), they must have been trained as sleepers awaiting orders to destroy from within the state.

    These wetters need pulling in sharp by plod, if he can stir from the canteen and his laptop porn.

    May’s recycled second rate controls will do nothing. We are at great risk.

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  21. 77

    Non native islambies should have citizenship revoked immediately.

    We are in a war scenario and WW1 and 2 internment is required now, the IOM will do with South Georgia for the remainder.

    Egy’pt seems to have been turned around with a little force and purpose.

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    • 117
      HasbaraSpotter says:

      Include hatemongering Hasbara Shlomos in that.

      Like

      • 126
        Cpl Hicks says:

        @ haribospotter

        Keep up the good work my moshe minge munching mos’sad mate.

        Remember, anyone who criticises the religion of p!ss is a slowmo. Keep saying it over and over and I’m sure someone with a different IP address might eventually agree with you. Or you could try huff post or CiF and jerk off the other lefties there?

        Fcuking tw@!

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        • 144
          táxpáyér says:

          Shhhh, he might foxtrot oscar and spoil the fun of baiting him.

          Plus his responses are so “appealing” even more people see the horror of Hamarse.

          Like

      • 146
        non taxable pikey says:

        Hamas leader Khaled Mashal admitted for the first time in an interview with Yahoo News on Saturday that Hamas militants were behind the kidnapping and killing of three Israeli teenagers in the Hebron area in June, and claimed that the political leadership was “not aware of this action taken by this group of Hamas members in advance.”

        The interview, conducted at a Hamas media office in Doha, Qatar, came after violent days which saw ceasefire efforts to reach a long term ceasefire between Israel and Hamas collapse, amid renewed cross border rocket fire by Gaza militants.

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  22. 78
    Penny Red says:

    I think this twitter hashtag is hilarious.

    #AskIslamicState #AskIslamicState: Twitter Users Make Fun of ISIS with ‘Ask Islamic State’ – The Epoch Times http://bit.ly/1q6QQ1q

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  23. 79
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Do labour have anything positive to offer? All we ever hear is crisis this, crisis that.

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  24. 81
    'Jihadi John' Bercow says:

    We need a British Guantanamo.

    Any suggestions as to where?

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  25. 86
    James Callaghan says:

    So Blobby’s gone back to Cornwall has he?

    Crisis? What crisis?

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  26. 87

    Anyone seen Balls?

    Cost of Living Crisis during deflationary times is a hard stunt to put over.

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    • 101
      nell. says:

      got his feet up on a beach somewhere contemplating his spending spree when he gets into no11 in 2015

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  27. 88
    nell. says:

    the media’s digs at cameron’s holiday is really silly. if gurninggordon had taken a holiday, taken off his tie and put on a wet suit and gone body surfing for half an hour he’d have done his mental state a world of good. what good is a tired PM in a crisis?!!!

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    • 95
      Eskimo Nell says:

      Tired? Tired? What from – holidaying in Portugal the week before?

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      • 98
        nell. says:

        What’s wrong with Portugal? Very nice place! Do stop whining unless of course you’re jealous that he’s on his hols and you aren’t!

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        • 103
          M.M. says:

          Just don’t let Mummy and Daddy take you there on holiday.

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        • 106
          Eskimo Nell says:

          Because he’s living high on the hog at our expense whilst the country is on a war alert.

          And he looks like a beached whale in that wetsuit.

          Like

          • Fish fingers says:

            Someone should tell Dave that’s it’s rude to point.

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          • nell. says:

            Ahh, well, hmmm. If he’s using our money to fund his luxury hols that’s a different matter . But I still think it’s as well at the moment that we don’t have a heavy handed, warmongering bliar type PM in charge – best he thinks out our actions carefully and I’m sure he can do that just as well on a beach as holed up in no10, better probably.

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          • WAR ALERT, ARE YOU STARK RAVING MAD THE COUNTRY HAS NOTHING TO FIGHT A WAR WITH EVEN IF IT WERE .

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          • Dimmy Dave is the worst prime minister ever ! says:

            Dimmy Dave couldn’t be a warmonger even if he wanted to be. What would he wage war with? Photos of all the ships, planes and troops he’s cleverly got rid of?

            In an increasingly dangerous world, Dimmy Dave continues to sack troops “to save money.” Yet when it comes to foreign aid (which certainly doesn’t seem to be making the world a better place), cash is no problemo. Aid spending went up by 28% last year. Anyone notice the world getting any better as a result?

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          • ‘Call me Dave’ never does anything of any importance without the express wish of his bosses in Brussels ,the dismantling of the armed forces, one of his first acts of treachery, must have been a direct order, as with with perverts ‘marriage’ , it suddenly appeared out of the blue with no mention in any party manifesto.

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          • The only beneficiaries of ‘Dave aid’ are the wives and daughters of despotic African kleptocrats who’s swiss bank accounts are stuffed full of hardworking taxpayers money as they tour the fashion houses of London and Paris staying in the best hotels while the populations for whom the aid was ostensibly donated starve in malarial huts in some third world swamp .

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      • 156
        Morning Cloud Of Dope says:

        Tired! He should try a 12 hour shift in a factory or a call centre, or lorry driving on one of our congested motorways, or teaching for a few weeks in one of our inner urban secondary schools…then he might know what tired is. As it is, he is waited on hand and foot, gets driven everywhere, and work consists of sitting around chin-wagging.

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        • 198
          nell. says:

          LOL! teaching in a state school for 38 weeks of the year and then holidaying for the rest – that doesn’t sound very taxing!!

          Like

          • non taxable pikey says:

            Nell, I worked 16 hour days, 7 days a week getting the fuel for your car from beneath the North sea. Gave it up for a couple of years to go teaching, I am back with the Oil now, its an easier life.

            Go try a few weeks of teaching secondary kids before you comment.

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          • Anonymous says:

            They wouldn’t take her, she’s extraordinarily thick even by tory standards.

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    • 99
      táxpáyér says:

      Why did he go back to London to decide to do NOTHING?

      Dave should join Emperor Zero in the States and play a few rounds of golf and let someone else do some decision making.

      Like

    • 100
      OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

      The U.K. would be better served by Bumsex Dave staying on holiday until May 2015 when we will eject the incompetent lying fucker.

      Like

      • 104
        nell. says:

        Oh indeed I think we need the decisive forceful militwit in charge – I’m sure he’ll sort the world out in a blink of the eye, once he overcomes his panic and comes out from his hiding place behind the settee!!

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        • 114

          Perhaps we should follow Belgium’s example and go without a Government for 589 days. Things went as well as normal.

          Like

          • Security services advisor says:

            To be honest Prime minister you and the rest of the political establishment have let so many Muslims come and live here there is bugger all we can do.
            You might as well fuck off back on holiday mate.

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      • 121
        dada says:

        good riddance to the Camerloon

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        • 246
          nell. says:

          Yes indeed bring on The Militwit with his spend spend spend friend bullyballs – I’m sure they’ll be very entertaining as they try and govern the uk and develop an international policy!!! Let’s make dianeabbot foreign minister and andyburnham health minister , angelaeagle as home office minister and chuckusyamoney chancellor of the exchequer.

          Don’t they look good ???!!!

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      • 633
        Bonnie Greer says:

        Like +1,000,000!

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  28. 120
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    How do they manage to ban football hooligans from going abroad for the odd fisticuffs, but can’t stop these jihadist murderers?

    Like

    • 122
      ? says:

      Something to do with racism, right to family life or something.
      Ask Cameron,he’s a Europhile.

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      • 124
        nell. says:

        More likely something to do with bliar’s Human Rights Bill y’know the one he brought in to give his wife a comfortable living as a Human Rights lawyer.

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        • 129
          ? says:

          Granted Cameron might not have started the gang bang but he’s still stood in line with his pants down.

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        • 135
          Interesting times, when all politicians are hated by all of the population. says:

          EU human rights have to work both ways, for the people of the country and for the people who don’t deserve human rights, the people of the country should come before the judges and lawyers payday,

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    • 374
      SIS says:

      Have a good think about that.

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  29. 139
    Sheikh George Bin Galloway says:

    Why cannot we Arabs have one single leader like Netanyahu?!

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  31. 167
    Persona Non Grata says:

    It seems Glasgees support for Gaza hasn’t’ gone down well in the US. In fact it’s cost them a whole lot of moola.http://tinyurl.com/l4rrqmb

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    • 172
      The two Muppets says:

      SNP shot themselves in the foot again .When will they realise that the vast
      majority of the rest of the world are not Communists or Socialists .

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      • 209
        A flower that blooms tra la la says:

        Shhh, after next months referendum vote of NO when we can call the Scots and the snake oil salesmen allsorts of names, but, if their’s a chance of YES then I will say nothing until after the vote.

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    • 249
      Norm Normal says:

      It’s in a growing number of newspapers.

      PLANS to bring 600 US visitors to Glasgow have been abandoned because of the city council’s decision to fly the ‘Paly’ flag.

      http://tinyurl.com/nvsxtah

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    • 362
      Anonymous says:

      Except that story was completely made up.

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    what a gay dave says:

    Why doesnt dave spend as much time addressing these mad mussies as he did getting gay marriage through parliament

    What is more important jihadists in our midst or two blokes being able to marry each other

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    • 392
      ScumSpotter says:

      Fuck off shlomo.

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      • 451
        Cumspotter says:

        My boyfriend just munked all over my face. It’s much better when he shoots his load up my bum.

        Almost forgot. Zioloon, Na’zi, hasbro, shlomo, moshe etc etc.

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    • 449
      ScumSpotter says:

      anyway, where can i get some of this bumsex i hear so much about?

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      • 486
        Cumspotter says:

        We’re all the same person at our bedsit in Boscombe. As well as a split personality I have a split bum from all the rogerings I get from Winston.

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  33. 169
    what a gay dave says:

    Daves impression of a beached whale proves one of two things

    Either he doesn’t think he can win next year’s election or he doesn’t give a fuck about winning next year’s election

    Is one thing being on holiday and having a great time in the midst of a crisis, it’s another thing flaunting it

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    • 205
      Bovvered nah let him stay on holiday, less damage while he's away says:

      He has hundreds of people on his staff to do worrying for him, his interest in the people of Britain finished with a bumsex law and getting ATOS in, why have a dog and bark yourself

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  34. 171
    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

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    On the DM website today:
    ‘Terrifying’ sinkhole 100ft wide appears overnight in Pennines and it’s so deep you can’t see the bottom.
    There appears to be a “t” missing in the second word.

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    • 182
      nell. says:

      You can be absolutely certain dianeabbott is nowhere near the soggy north of the UK . She’s most possibly holidaying in that socialist paradise venezuela which is just introducing rationing for its own folks but will no doubt make sure she’s amply supplied with food!!

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    • 228
      HasbaraSpotter says:

      That’s what happens when RomaShlomo sticks his thumbs up things.

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      • 276
        RomaBert... says:

        hahahahahahahahaha ‘HasbaraSpotter’

        It’s another BIG thumbs up for the IDF from me today……….. and a BIG thumbs down for the murderous porky pie telling mooslims :)

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    • 364
      Little Johnny Bercow says:

      > There appears to be a “t” missing in the second word.

      No. Sally’s been with me all day and only just gone out. She’s told the limo driver to pick her up tomorrow morning in Brixton.

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  36. 177
    What A Pair says:

    The Dave & Theresa solution to the threat of Islam in the UK put into moving pictures:

    A couple of the wettest wet fish going:

    Her idea:

    “The rules on the Royal Prerogative, which allows the removal of passports of British citizens who want to travel abroad to engage in terrorism, had been toughened. So far, 23 people planning to travel to Syria have had their passports withdrawn”

    What a lot of tripe, they have their much loved and desired “Caliphate” let them go! then cancel the passports! what is the point of keeping them here! and don’t start talking about human rights blah de blah!

    Australia can do it France certainly would just get on and do it!

    Encourgae as many as possible to go, with luck the whole medieval cult will follow and leave the country to go forward into the 21st century, not the dark ages!

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    • 179
      nell. says:

      I wonder what militwit would do in he was PM?

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      • 180
        Nigel Farage says:

        British Home Sec on Islamic militants: “We will be engaged in this struggle for many years”. With 2mil+ Muslims in UK, I’d say for centuries

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        • 183
          Red Ken Lyingscum says:

          Celebrate the rich, multicultural diversity !

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        • 184
          Boris Johnson says:

          British leaders are being fooled by the Muslims’ “Islam is peace” bullshit as they colonise the UK.

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        • 185
          nell. says:

          Let’s be honest this isn’t about people who believe in i s l a m this is about youngsters who believe in violence. Is it being overblown in the media – possibly. One thing is certain they’ve now, very unwisely, attacked am er ica and now the war will begin in earnest! Suspect cameron and omaha are giving the erroneous impression of enjoying summer hols for a reason. We shall see.

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          • I Wish They All Could Be Caliphatian Girls says:

            What nonsense. Of course they believe in Islam. In the new Caliphate they are following its precepts exactly, even down to reintroducing slavery unambiguously. Is’lam has always believed in violence, as can be seen from the plentitude of Kor’anic verses and Hadith that justify violence. Have you ever read teh Kora’n and Had’ith, and the Life of Mo, Nell?

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        • 224
          nell. says:

          She is right. But there has to be balance . We are talking probably 500 to 2000 very unwise UK I s lam youngsters buying into the ‘romance’ of fighting the west in the middle east . They are going to come to grief and so are their families who thought to make a better life in the UK and now their children have trashed that dream! And that is the tragedy. But let’s get it in perspective . This is not 2million m u s l i m s this is possibly 2000 mostly errant young men , badly failed by UK state education looking for fairydust glory in a war they don’t understand egged on by egotitistical folks like anjemchoudhary who’s never seen a gun in his life!

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          • táxpáyér says:

            3000 iSlamic traitors with British passports have gone to syria. using the 80-20 rule of thumb is means probably 10-15 thousand treasonous muzzies in the UK.

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          • nell. says:

            You need to explain your mathematical reasoning for that equation? Proof y’know is everything??!!

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          • Tachybaptus says:

            One thumb, four fingers. A thumb is 20% of total digits. Simple.

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          • Get Real says:

            Nell –

            Firstly, the number of Mu’slims in the UK is well over 3 million now. It was already 2.8 million back in 2011 under the official UK census (which will of course leave out most illegals and people like rich Sau’dis who live here most of the year). So it’s easily over 3 million by now which means you underestimated the population by 50% on your own figure. That’s how good you are with figures.

            Secondly, the important figure is not how many young men go to fight but how many ordinary Mus’lims want to bring in undemocratic totalitarian Sh’aria law. Most polls put the figure at something like 40% – which equates to some 1.2 million of our fellow citizens already dedicated in varying degrees to the overthrow of our democratic way of life and our civil liberties.

            Obviously only a tiny minority may back up their words with violence in the short term. But Sharia can be introduced in ways other than violent ones.

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          • give it up says:

            she’s too thick to understand

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          • England: the world's rubbish tip. says:

            You just keep thinking that if it makes you feel better, Nell!

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        The two Muppets says:

        Militwit would call for a judge led enquiry .

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  37. 186
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

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      nell. says:

      Silly woman!

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        Smell the Coffee says:

        She would say that, she is married to a defence contractor!

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        • 237
          nell. says:

          Well there you go! Silly woman!!

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          • Norm Normal says:

            Silly nell! He’s a private security guard, ex-US Army seargeant. Her own salary dwarfs his.

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          • ScumSpotter says:

            No, he’s not a “security Guard”!

            “…Logan’s husband, Joseph W. Burkett, a former Army sergeant and onetime employee of a private intelligence outfit hired by the Pentagon to plant pro-U.S. stories in the Iraqi media in 2005.

            One recent account implied that Burkett, 42, was the Svengali behind the now infamous story that pinned responsibility for the Benghazi attack on al Qaeda, without citing any sources.”

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          • Nero says:

            Brilliant. Whistles is back.

            Entertainment all round.

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    • 370
      Yankee go home says:

      Who the fuck is Lou Dag?

      She looks like one of Camaron’s Cuties and sounds as clever.

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    • 635
      Barracco Barner says:

      I would!

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    Facts and figures on IS – courtesy of ICM poll:

    http://www.icmresearch.com/data/media/pdf/New%20EU%20Members-Combined-July%202014-V3.pdf

    (July 11-13)

    From what you know, please, tell me if you have a very favorable, somewhat favorable, somewhat unfavorable or very unfavorable opinion of the !slamic State of !raq and the L’evant otherwise known as !SIS?

              : Favourable | Unfavourable
    ----------:------------|--------------
    F'rance   :        16% |         62%
    Britain   :         7% |         64%
    G'ermany  :         2% |         82%
    

    Musl!m % of population (2011):

    Britain  :   4.6%
    G'ermany :   5.0%
    F'rance  :   7.5%
    

    (Change ! to i)
    h**p://www.pewforum.org/2011/01/27/table-musl!m-population-by-country/

    % anti-Sem!tic:

    F'rance  : 37% , h**p://global100.adl.org/#country/f'rance 
    G'ermany : 27% , h**p://global100.adl.org/#country/g'ermany 
    UK      :  8% , h**p://global100.adl.org/#country/united-kingdom 
    

    h/t @ArgoJournal

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 197
      Get a grip says:

      Your PC or tablet or what the fuck ever doesn’t seem to have an English dictionary, until you stop using American slang, like favorable then who cares what you comment on, unless it’s an American.

      Don’t need to be told to vote UKIP.

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    • 267
      Charles Martel says:

      I was wondering when you would post this, interesting you omitted that the poll was conducted on behalf of Rossiya Segodnya.

      Appears to show muslim pop somewhat higher than some will tell you. Interesting it correlates but don’t think ADL poll is very credible.

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      • 268

        The support for IS recorded here makes sense if one (maybe bizarrely) considers the old F’ranco-O’ttoman alliance and how relations were during the 19th Century.

        Support appears to correlate with density of m’uslims, but that will be spurious.

        The % of m’uslims in each country is much more reflective of colonial past in the case of F’rance and the UK, and modern EU attempts to reconstruct a H’absburg society in the case of G’ermany.

        Did not intentionally omit who the poll was conducted by, just did not consider it relevant. The %’ages are perhaps more accurate than member State government figures as the governments have foolishly allowed this to become a sensitive political issue and have thus undermined their ability to report on it honestly.

        The ADL poll will be credible, but its methodology may be questionable. However, it’s relevance to the issue of support for IS is tenuous.

        Incidentally: R’ussia scores 30% for anti-sem!tism according to ADL, placing it between F’rance and G’ermany.

        The rankings feel about right, however, the ADL poll does not indicate whether the anti-semit!sm exists between different j’ewish groups or not. If you are aware of what went on in F’rance during WWII you will understand precisely what is meant.

        R’ussia is where the original ‘elders’ text sourced from – their figure is much less muddied.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 636
          Barracco Barner says:

          Have to disagree about the identity of pollsters being irrelevant to the poll. Look at YouGov! Remember: it’s not the votes that count, it’s who counts the votes!

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          • As this is only one poll, the poll itself is irrelevant – It was also carried out over a very narrow set of countries. That is more what I meant in this case – otherwise agree your point.

            Would be good to see this repeated now post Foley, and perhaps extended to Spain, Greece, Italy and Austria.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 280
      RomaBert... says:

      Looks like ‘HasbaraSpotter’ is going to be spitting feathers over this!

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      • 289
        HasbaraSpotter's mum says:

        He’ll be back in ten mins , im just giving him a bath .

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        • 542
          Hasbaraspotter's psychiatrist says:

          Look. My patient is just a racist fukwit ok. He’s got lots of different personalities as you all know by the different monikers he uses. You also know that anyone who uses shlomo, moshe, zionatsi, etc as an insult in their posts is my patient.

          We’ve tried to help him with medication but a nice man from moss’ad turned up and told us to stop. He said all the racism and paranoid crap he’d been spouting was actually driving peoples support towards i’srael. He said we should allow him to keep up the good work.

          Isn’t that just indicative of what a total retard my patient is?!

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  39. 193
    nell. says:

    Look best place tonight is to go down to North Norfolk find a decent pub overlooking the sea and have a great meal. The pub facing the sea in Sheringham has probably got a great live band that will keep you entertained all evening. Enjoy your Bank Holiday!!

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    • 212
      A flower that blooms tra la la says:

      Nell there be giants crabs and giant man eating octopus’us in Sheringham and it’s impossible to tell the difference between the locals and the giant crabs, besides if you go closer to the sea you can fall off the edge of the world.

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      • 215
        nell. says:

        LOL!!!!

        Great crab sandwiches to be had in Cromer! Great sailing clubs that welcome even novices. Great pubs with good food and even better music. Fantastic shells and fossils to be found beachcombing along the North Norfolk Coast and the Norfolk folks are so lovely and friendly! What more can you ask??!! Enjoy !

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  40. 204
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    IDF resupplied ? Check.
    Israeli teenagers identified for kidnapping ? Check.
    Kids playing on the beach in Gaza ? Check.

    Well, let’s go then !!

    My Friends of Israel have pointed the MSM in the West in different directions, so let’s have some fun whilst they’re not looking this way…

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    • 236
      táxpáyér says:

      http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4561387,00.html

      Hamas admits to kidnapping three Israeli teens

      Two months after Gil-Ad Shaer, Naftali Frenkel and Eyal Yifrah were murdered near Hebron, top Hamas official admits groups’ operatives behind ‘heroic’ kidnap, murder of teens.

      Well that’s put a hole in your tin-foil.

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      • 293
        HasbaraSpotter's mum says:

        I have to put up with this crap every single day . If he carries on like this for much longer he’ll be going back to hospital .

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        • 301
          HasbaraSpotter says:

          MUM!!!!!!!

          I need some more socks!!!!!!!

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          • táxpáyér says:

            You’re so lucky! My mum won’t let me play with the go y kids in case I end up marrying a Shiksa and because they are dirty.
            I like reading up in the book about how I am the master race though.

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  41. 210
    Persona Non Grata says:

    Be aware you cannot un-watch this.

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  42. 225
    George Galloway says:

    BreakingNews 10-month-old wounded by rock throwers in Jerusalem’s Old City http://dlvr.it/6hxWw6

    These Hamas savages need to be eliminated.

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    • 232
      nell. says:

      No-one needs to be eliminated . Life is about finding ways to live together. So get over your hatred!

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      • 235
        nell. says:

        As for georgegalloway all he does is stoke hatred – he is of no use to the human race!!

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      • 239
        Joss Taskin says:

        WTF have you been smoking ?

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      • 266
        Jezza says:

        Nell – how many peoples of this world have tried to live with Moo slims? Wherever they are they piss off their hosts and worse. It’s impossible to negotiate or compromise with people who love death more than life. The cat is well and truly out of the bag now – even the usual hand ringers and apologists must see that there is no hope. It’s a fight to the finish over the coming years

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        • 406
          HypocriteSpotter says:

          LOL!
          Try and guess what “culture” actually holds the world record at getting thrown out of Countries?!

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      • 282
        RomaBert... says:

        No consideration of Human Rights with Ham-ass and HasbaraSpotter. :)

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      • 285
        Get Real says:

        There’s only one religion on this planet that is actively looking to eliminate people. Attempting to paint people who understand this as embittered and incapable of enjoying life is just typical of those who do not wish to face reality – probably because they will find it too challenging to their personality.

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        • 294
          Allah is just pretend. says:

          The best thing (the only good thing?) about Muslims is the only activity they enjoy more than killing each other is getting killed in the process of killing each other.

          Another 15 years and they could all be extinct.

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        • 326
          average joanna says:

          We all know they relish torture and murder. These savages
          kidnap,rape,persecute and exercise complete control over those
          allowed to live.
          Everything we hold sacred is banned.Every freedom forbidden.
          Women are vermin- uneducated,humiliated and genitally mutilated.
          Children are cannon fodder.

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      • 439
        Anonymous says:

        can’t you just die, you stupid old woman?

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  43. 233
    Owen Jones says:

    Dear Hamas, just to tell you that Israel’s main informator is Ismail Haniyeh. His twitter account : @IsmailHaniyeh

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  44. 241
    Eskimo Nell says:

    “Why cannot we Arabs have one single leader like Netanyahu?”

    The Pope’s in charge of the catholics. Who’s in control of the muzbots?

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  45. 252
    Jizzminge Allwhine Brown says:

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  46. 259
    Abu Hamza says:

    Pint of Wainrights up first.

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  47. 274
    Barratt Holmes says:

    I wonder if Blobby has been attacked by a Cornish jellyfish today?

    Can but hope.

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    • 277
      Warsi Baroness says:

      FFS.

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    • 284
      Flabbott says:

      Shallow water would be no good for him to board surf on. He needs twice the depth of most people, it must be all the mythical Gregg’s pasties he allegedly ate on that railway station that doesn’t have a Greggs

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    • 286
      Blue Peter Tortoise says:

      With any luck this may be the last summer we have to put up with the annual “Man in blue shirt points at fish” farrago and he can then lounge around in his Mickey Mouse towel to his heart’s content.

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  48. 283
    Kay Burley says:

    The Guy Newsroom annexe in Gaza City has collapsed following an Israeli airstrike, the condition of Owen Jones is said to be satisfactory.

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    • 320
      Owen Jones embarrassed spokesmen telling the truth says:

      He only uses about 2% of brain 5% of body. A lossed limb is but a scratch to him.

      Like

    • 504
      Owen's mum says:

      “the condition of Owen Jones is said to be satisfactory”

      He’s dead? Thank fuck.

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  49. 288
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is proof that idleness in the upper class is endemic.

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  50. 291
    Calif Ate my hamster says:

    How is Ham jams califate enrolment going?

    Seems reasonable for May to support this, airfares included with Hal Alan grub.

    Tory billboard posters should be scrapped and replaced.

    The more of the foxkers we can ship, the better.

    And take the old bag and appeaser Nell. With you.

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  51. 295

    England for the English.

    Ice for my drink.

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  52. 303
    Anonymous says:

    Has Boris got his water cannons yet?

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  53. 308
    Bob Fleming says:

    Im having a short break from moo slim bashing to have a couple of pints at my local. At least you won’t find any of the alcohol hating savages in there

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  54. 309
    Anonymous says:

    Azzam Yahiye Gadahn also known as ‘Azzam the American’ and the ‘new Bin Laden’ is the so called Al-Q aeda spokesperson who releases videos tormenting the world with his anti-American rants.The FBI even has him on their ‘most wanted terrorist’ lists.

    However, in reality he is an American Je w named Adam Pearlman, from California. Pearlman’s grandfather, Carl Pearlman, was a prominent surgeon and on the board of directors of the Z ionist Anti-D efamation League

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    • 314
      HasbaraSpotter says:

      Not forgetting his uncle Ron Pearlman who makes a cracking Hellboy .

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    • 414
      táxpáyér says:

      Yea I know him, we went to school together when he was living In Tel Aviv. We used to go shoot Pallys over the wall every couple of weeks just for a laugh. Those were the days…

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    • 460
      give-a-shit-no.com says:

      I would be confused if I gave a shiite

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      • 510
        half a mild says:

        I’m bored shitless by the Pally v Izzy gobshites on here.

        We should keep out of it, but sell weapons to both sides.

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  55. 310

    Hi everyone!

    Bit busy at the mo, what with Cl!ff and Wend! In my view, the beautiful Muslim people will resolve their small differences, all are always welcome to enter the UK. I know David agrees.q

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  56. 311

    Bad day in Berlin:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 313
      Italian and Greek joint statement says:

      Good to see Turkey are keeping the lid on of their most excitable citizens. Good for peace since 1500.

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    • 315
      Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:

      :(

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      • 333
        Odds favour ? says:

        It needn’t go that way.

        Cameron only has to announce that he would form a coalition with UKIP rather than the LibDems, but it seems he would prefer the latter.

        Ie: He would prefer part of the combo that you call “the most pro-EU”.

        Always keen to avoid difficult decisions or situations, he would prefer another coalition with the LibDems — probably more than he would prefer a Tory-only government — because that would help him avoid a referendum on the EU.

        Let’s recall that he is on record as favouring an EU that stretches to the Urals.

        He’s aligned himself with the “most pro-EU combo” that you say UKIP should beware of.

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      • 463
        Irma Retard says:

        Vote nurghhhhh
        Get shnuurrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh

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  57. 318
    ??? says:

    My name is Owen Jones. The Quran is my guide as it is to all of our kind. Allah protects us… as we all need be as one under his protection

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  58. 321

    To get your head around the hijab phenomena in the UK, this is worth a read:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 324
      Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:

      :(

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    • 325

      A quote from one of the ladies in the above piece:

      ‘… I had a conviction in my heart that I wanted to please God instead of people.’

      Worth digesting when the lefties or anyone else starts talking about banning this dress or try to make the case that it discriminates or disadvantages women.

      Some are just born this way ;-)

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 513
      Muslim woman says:

      “the decision to wear a head scarf, or hijab, reflects a complex range of personal beliefs and competing social pressures”

      Yes, it’s such a tough decision. Should I wear the hijab, or should I be soaked in petrol and set alight by my father and brothers?

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    Jizzminge Allwhine Brown says:

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    • 337
      HasbaraSpotter says:

      More please got a raging hard-on

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      i think says:

      They’re a bunch of fascists.

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    • 342
      ShlomoSpotter says:

      Got any photos of dead children?

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      • 393
        No-one gives a rat's flying fuck about dead Muzzies. says:

        Puppies aren’t children.
        Kittens aren’t children.

        Why? Because they’re not human.

        Young Muzzies aren’t children.

        Why? Because they’re not human.

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        • 422
          táxpáyér says:

          Here are some snippets from my moral compass:

          Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only J3ws are human

          Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

          Abodah Zarah 36b . Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

          Sanhedrin 55b . A J3w may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

          Sanhedrin 54b . A J3w may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

          Kethuboth 11b . “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

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  60. 329
    IS Foreign Minister says:

    Hello, is that Downings Streeting Dave? Thankings muchly for armaments – comings in very handy. And thankings for all your supportings and great PR campaignings. But why you suddenly bombings us, and not co-ordinates we givings you? Please, explaining quickly, and Beatle John sendings Maxwell’s Silver Hammer down upon your everybody’s head.

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  61. 332
    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

    We LibDems seem to be struggling in the opinion polls a tad. Any ideas why ??

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  62. 343
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

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  63. 348
    Yeah...right.... says:

    Wot u wanna make me say , darlin ??

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  64. 353
    Alky Ada says:

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  65. 356
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote ukip
    :)

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  66. 359
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote ukip
    :)

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  67. 360

    What exactly did we do in L!bya a few years back ???

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 384
      Dimmy Dave is the worst prime minister ever ! says:

      “What exactly did we do in L!bya a few years back ???”

      We – sorry, Dimmy Dave – spent £1.5 BILLION bringing democracy to them. That was money well spent..

      Meanwhile, back here, care homes are being shut and their residents are being thrown on the street because Dimmy Dave has’t got any money.

      Supreme Imbecile Dimmy Dave really is the worst prime minister ever !

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      • 396

        I was out of the country at the time and not really following. BBC gave impression that all was cool and disco, we won democracy assured.

        Then B’enghazi…

        Heard a rumour that E’urope nearly ran out of ordinance which is what really stopped the bombing.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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  68. 361
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote ukip.
    :)

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  69. 363
    EU Funded Pro EU Troll says:

    Vote ukip. :)

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 376

      – Or they could choose the Ruble…

      Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 380
        Alex Salmong says:

        Independence within the EU!

        Och, what am I sayin’? I’m a complete mong, och the nooo!

        Och, it’s all the fault of the basta’d Ingerlish! Bastads all of ‘em, och aye!

        PS. Send more money.

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      • 387
        McJihadi Jon O Scroat. says:

        What a load of Bollocks 99.9999% of countries don’t use the Euro. why should the Scotch?

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      • 417
        A flower that blooms tra la la says:

        Scare time again, the Scots can do what they want, they can have the Pound or the Euro or Rouble, they may be a small country if the vote YES, but England can’t afford to say they can’t have the pound as Scotland can turn around and say your Pound it’s ours as well we might not get equality in the Euro or rouble to the pound and we might as well default and start again, the Establishment is scared to death if Scotland says YES all those nice sinecures all end and all those nice none jobs go and all those £300 a day drop to English peers only and all those Scots MPs will get Scottish pensions and Scottish expenses and the Yanks will have to pay for Holy Loch until they move their subs, the scare stories are just getting worse but I think the Scots will say NO anyway, the Scots like the English have lost their way.

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      • 473
        Alex McThingy says:

        Bonny wee Scotlandshire will adopt the Turnip as the unit of barter, with the rate fixed to the English beetroot, if that’s ok with youse.

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  72. 399
    Establishment pulls rank. says:

    Looks like Scotch Salmond is getting the sort of treatment from the establishment and press that Farage gets. They don’t like the apple cart being upset.

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  73. 413

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  74. 437
    skyfall says:

    Would you say your life is richer/poorer for not ingesting NEWS 24?

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  75. 440

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 457
      A flower that blooms tra la la says:

      Lefty Liberals and political correctness and an uncivil service who can’t be arsed, a police service lost in it’s own offices and whipping itself with political correctness, politicians who care for themselves and who have zero care for the public, security services, do we have any, army, navy and airforce so destroyed that a toy car, toy boat and a toy plane is all they can rustle up, an EU dictatorship that should really be a free trade block, who wants to fight the bear for more lebensraum and now we have become the 51 state of the USA, does that mean we can go to Florida and not get dirty looks as we show are new US passport, god help us, we really need it now .

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      • 480
        The British public says:

        Stop the murdering,treasonous bastards from even getting to
        our borders.
        Revoke their passports.Immediately introduce every measure
        necessary to keep them out.Arrest those in the Uk who have
        encouraged,financed and facilitated their sick missions-imams,
        family members,community leaders.
        They shame our great,civilised country and have no place here.

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  76. 453
    Direct Hit by IDF says:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1323687/gaza-israeli-airstrike-hits-apartment-block

    Go Israel, killing terrorists so the West can be a bit safer. Hooray!

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    • 459
      táxpáyér says:

      terrible action by Hamas to put an operations centre in a civilian building. One of their worst war crimes.

      Like

    • 466
      HypocriteSpotter says:

      :)

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    • 467
      A moronic link posted by a wanker says:

       

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    • 469
      reading the news is what sad poeple do.... says:

       

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    • 478
      Allah is just pretend. says:

      So, essentially, a bunch of moronic Islamic tw@ts picked a fight with a vastly superior adversary, and the Islamic tw@ts are now getting the shit kicked out of them?

      Boo hooo hooo! Isn’t it sad? I’m crying tears of sadness for the muzzies tw@ts. Seriously. I am. Honest.

      Perhaps the moronic Islamic tw@ts should ask their magic homophobic sexist make-believe sky-pixie to save them!

      Yay! That’ll work! Won’t it?

      But, oh no! The magic make-believe sexist homophobic sky-pixie isn’t saving them!

      Oh hell! Maybe the mad muzzies shouldn’t have (a) picked a fight with people who are vastly more powerful than them and their make-believe sky pixie and (b) hoped that a make-believe sky-pixie would keep them safe!

      Never mind. In another 10 years all the muzzies will have killed one other.

      That is sad. Boo hoo hooo!

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    • 570
      Cpl Hicks says:

      You see what you’ve done whistles/spotter/whatever moniker you’re using today.

      Perhaps if you hadn’t been so desperately and retardedly trying to link everything to some sort of jooish conspiracy these posts wouldn’t appear. Unfortunately your racist rants have had the opposite effect so well done. A big pat on the back from me and all my moss’ad co-workers.

      Ps – you’re an utter fcuking retard.

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      • 632
        Jesus says:

        If they run they’re HAMAS. If they stand still they’re well trained HAMAS. Hahaha ain’t war hell!

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  77. 472
    Anonymous says:

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  78. 479
    proscribe Islam says:

    it is amazing what the geneticists are up to, and we don’t hear half of it.
    Ebola vaccine grown in Tobacco ? horse crossed with an oaktree ?
    surely it should not be difficult to create poisonous beard mites ?

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  79. 482
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Not Fishing for Salmond.

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    • 483
      Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

      Voting for no money left ?

      Like

    • 484
      A flower that blooms tra la la says:

      He’s the past, he crapped on the past, pissed on the present and destroyed our future, the less we see of him the better it is for the country.

      Like

      • 540
        Let them finish the job ...... Vote Labour in May 2015 says:

        No chance he will be back as mentor to his apprentices Balls and Miliband.

        He wishes to finish what he started…..bankrupting the country completely…he only managed 50% of the task

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    • 485
      JocksHaveWokenUp_Cheerio says:

      If that utter idiot Brown says “NO”, then – obviously – the correct answer must be “YES”.

      Referendum decision sorted.

      Simples.

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  80. 487
    Anonymous says:

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    • 517

      Keep the supreme imbecile away from the C’obra, and ensure the maximum imbecile is under full lock down.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 538
      Remember his 'uman rites says:

      Most of the speculation is “shite” I suspect.

      If you are sending over teams of special forces to hunt the guy down and “arrrest him”(LOL)then you’d be better not to actually publicise the fact although I suspect the USA will prefer to use the “Osama Method” to deal with him and his friends

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    • 571
      Jihadi John says:

      Gordon is a Moron

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    • 605
      ffs says:

      OK, so now he’s “identified” can we ask him if he can do Tony?

      Meanwhile, Child killing by the IDF trashing Gaza continues unnoticed.

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  81. 488
    Read it AnD leArn says:

    Your moderati0n “episodes” maRk you out as a national socialist.

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  83. 499
    wide-legged and eyeless says:

    I’ll be penniless in the morning.

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  84. 501

    In the event of a ‘yes’ vote in Scotland do they expect the English taxpayers to continue forking out for their state pensions, or will the funds come from the magic socialist money tree?

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    • 506
      You're a COMMIE CUNT, BUCKLE says:

       

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    • 536
      Bonus!!! says:

      Tell frog-face that he cannot have the pound, he throws a strop and will not pay Scotland’s share of the national debt, we say
      “Fine it was all your pension money anyway (MPs included), all your problem now.”

      Vote YES!!!!

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  85. 509
    Na Nights , darlin ♥ says:

    I luvs u coz ur single-minded , I spose ;p

    x x x

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  86. 521
    Yan Hammer says:

    Ed Miller Band ‘aide’ insults Labour North.

    Mr Mitchell said yesterday: ‘Ms Yearley said Yorkshire and Northerners are very backward when it comes to choosing women and something had to be done about it. She may be right, but Northerners have the right to choose whoever they want. She is a woman on a mission. I find her attitude condescending and it irked me.

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  87. 522
    albacore says:

    You really must hand it to Parliament
    However a con-artist gang so bent
    Can still get droves of folks to vote for it
    Though they know for sure they’re electing shit
    Exceeds the bounds of credibility –
    When they just won’t vote for a P C C

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-28898347

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  88. 528
    George Galloway says:

    THIS IS HORRIFYING! http://fb.me/6RwQ4gccR

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  89. 531
    Dr Who #Fail says:

    I see the BBC didn’t fail to use tge new Dr Who series as their latest opportunity to promote homosexuality.

    Fortunately it was a load of shite.

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    • 537
      Dr Who joins the Tartan Army says:

      Or Scottish Independence…how many references were there in last night’s episode to Scotland(the McTardis even landed in Glasgow).not to mention the “Doctor” has now become “Scottish” and Clara was wearing a very short tartan kilt!!!!!!!!!!!!.

      By the way AA Gill in to-days “Culture section” of Sunday Times has written an hilarious review of last night’s episode and he’s a Scot

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    • 544
      I hope everyone who works for the BBC dies of rectal cancer says:

      The only PC opportunity it missed was in making Victorian London ‘multicultural’, although the lesbian lizard woman might have been a nod in that direction.

      Given that the BBC have been telling us for weeks that our army in the First World War was ‘multicultural’, with One Show presenters jumping up and down with with joy whenever this apparently important point is mentioned, I’m surprised Victorian London wasn’t made to look 80% non-white. Maybe next week.. not that I’m going to waste any more time watching homosexual propaganda.

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    • 547
      I hope everyone who works for the BBC dies of rectal cancer says:

      The only PC opportunity it missed was in making Victorian London ‘multicultural’, although the lesbian lizard woman might have been a nod in that direction.

      Given that the BBC have been telling us for weeks that our army in the First World War was ‘multicultural’, with One Show presenters in particular jumping up and down with with joy whenever this apparently important point is mentioned, I’m surprised Victorian London wasn’t made to look 80% non-white. Maybe next week.. not that I’m going to waste any more time watching homósexual propaganda.

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      • 562
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        The 1st World War should be called the 2nd European War (war against Napoleon should be 1st European War) since the fighting was confined to mainland Europe, with the yanks only coming in late on and a few divisions of Aussies and New Zealanders.

        It was a white on white war.

        The 2nd World War should be called the 1st World War as it was global in extent and involved all races.

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        • 593

          In those days the Aussies ,New Zealanders, Canadians ,and Newfoundlanders were all considered to be British.
          The Americans were under no obligation to enter the war on either side , indeed if it had been in their interest to enter the war on the German side they would have done so .

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  90. 533
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Listen, Jihadists should NEVER get any State welfare benefits and must never be allowed back into this State! http://linkis.com/www.express.co.uk/ne/9FXv6

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  91. 535
    Owen Jones says:

    For the avoidance of doubt ,I stand firmly behind the Kurds.

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  92. 541
    Feds take over UK airports today says:

    You fucked up UK. Like B-I-G.

    If you can’t sort a few towel heads without crying to mummy well we’re here to do for you, you fickle B-U-M tossers.

    Get ready, towellies. We’re coming for ya.

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  93. 545
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    EH ??

    Like

    • 550
      All discrimination is positive.. for someone. says:

      I’d like to know how ‘all women shortlists’ can possibly be legal. One minute the parties are against discrimination, the next minute they themselves are discriminating.

      Like

      • 554
        nell. says:

        well labour obviously has a lot of jackdromeys that they want to shoehorn into these all female shortlist seats . You know labour it’ll be the sons and husbands of existing or retired labour mp’s like bliar junior, prescott junior, straw junior – that sort of thing. What labour do not want is ordinary working class people putting themselves forward – labour no longer represent the working classes.

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      • 556
        Where Eagles Scare says:

        We would like to see all-lesbian shortlists too.

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      • 608

        All discrimination is illegal , but it seems if the ‘discriminatees’ happen to be white, able bodied, heterosexual, English speaking males the the rules change dramatically !

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      • 623
        DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

        I’d like to know if it’s legal to keep calling each other “The right honourable” when everybody knows there isn’t an honourable person in the place

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    • 568
      The Rt Hon John Bercow Esq says:

      I’m on a shortlist

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    • 610
      Only terrorists, inadequates and homosexualists says:

      vote Labour these days.

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  94. 546
    Nero says:

    I don’t want to hear another fucking word from Phillip Hammond until this daki bastard is caught and tortured.

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  95. 548
    Hasbara spotter says:

    That’s my morning bum’ming finished. Shlomo spotter almost forgot the safety word! Amazing how we both shout out ZIONA’ZI at the point of climax, although I did find it difficult to shout with eeyepblowingwhistles tiny little c’ock in my mouth.

    I’ll be sure to post some mad conspiracy shite later so stay tuned you lovely lovely people.

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  96. 549
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Morning all, how’s everyone feeling? Dreadful? Excellent, we’re all in this together.

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  97. 553
    Chuka Umunna, the only person on earth whose IQ is exceeded by that of his fake Rolex says:

    My suit is much sharper than I am. Yesterday’s dressing accident served as a warning to be more careful – after all, it would never do for a wannabe president to need a transfusion and end up with trash blood in his veins.

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  98. 555
    Phil Hammond says:

    Party political ad on behalf of child killers Hamas

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD4Vqq7-Gv0&feature=youtube_gdata_player …”

    Unbelievable

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  99. 557
  100. 558
    The Secretary for Shadowy Business says:

    Wanted urgently : Batman to wannabe president. Must be certified ebola-free and have own protective gloves. Reply to President-in-Waiting Chuka Umunna, the White House, Ibiza. Trash need not apply.

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  101. 559
    non taxable pikey says:

    Sooner or later people have to realise that is’lam is a political system, not just a religion. the ‘clash of civilisations’ is well under way. some governments have twigged. After 24 years of civil war An’gola is frankly terrified of unrest, so they have sensibly just banned Isl’am, mosqu’es,sha’ria, im’ams, bu’rqa and all. and when the UN criticised An’gola for restricting freedom of religion they told the UN to go stick it where the sun don’t shine. Who’d have thought I would ever envy An’golans?

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  102. 561
    Paradise Lost says:

    No 10 says the SAS have been instructed not to dip the ends of their bullets in pigs blood, as this will deny anyone shot the right to their 72 virgins in Paradise and Dave thinks this is unfair.

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  103. 563
    Feds take over UK airports today says:

    So no face coverings you people.

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  104. 566
    Phil Hammond,the voice of reason says:

    We should show the British jihadis family no mercy. Waterboard them until we have all the names we need.

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  105. 567
    Muss banned from all transport from today says:

    Feds rule.

    Find your spine.

    Fuck mozz out.

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  106. 569
    DAVE (Bum Sex for Me) Cameron says:

    I say chaps what better way to control the Ebola virus ,than flying foreign nationals back to their own countries all around the world , what !
    Not really a good idea to set up a major field hospital out there so people can be treated within the containment zone

    In this country we cant even stop people contracting deseases in our own fucking hospitals !

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  107. 572
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    What a sad state of affairs !

    CIA agent will be posted at British airports from next week ,scanning passports of suspected returning Jihadies or anyone they feel might be a potential threat to America
    That speaks volumes for the failings of government , MI6 and our border and immigration services

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  108. 576
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Blacks and Asians are now complaining that there are not enough black and asian characters in our literature, and that children growing up cannot relate to the stories

    So if i went into a library in Pakistan or Nigeria i would find book swamped with white characters ?

    Thought Not

    Racism The biggest growth industry we have !

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    • 631
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      What about Rudyard Kipling’s books & writings? :-)

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  109. 577

    For those who didn’t get the Nutella ‘jokes’ the other week, lux e tenebris:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  110. 578
    Anonymous says:

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  111. 583
    Bern A Qoranaday says:

    I’m doing my bit for global warming. What are you doing towards it ?

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  112. 588
    A slip of the tongue by a former M'ossad agent about the london bombings says:

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  113. 590

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  114. 594
    A respectable J'ew shows how deal with the Z'ionut loons says:

    They’re nuts!!!

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  115. 603
    Anonymous says:

    “Such a merciless and cowardice way of waging a warfare. At least the palestinian fighters are fighting against I’sraeli tanks and the I’sraelis are fighting against children and women, and that is despicable.”

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    • 617
      JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

      Sounds about right.

      The good doctor should prepare for the smears, character assassination, job threat, etc. coming his way…

      He is NOT a Friend of Israel.

      Good for him for telling the truth.

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  116. 607
    An inconvenient truth says:

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  117. 613
    BBC hits new lows says:

    Lesbian bestiality in Doctor who?

    It used to be a kids’ program.

    WTF is the BBC playing at.

    They will excuse it by saying it was love. Well as Boris once said, I love my dog but I don’t shag him or marry him.

    Like

    • 615
      Harriet Harman says:

      We used “loving relationships” as our justification for supporting PIE. How can anyone possibly argue with that?

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  118. 620
    Wibblywobbly Fat Boy in Number 10 says:

    Oooooo I’ve no idea what to do about Muslims. I’m way out of my depth. Best thing is to do nothing and chillax……..feel better already.

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  119. 622
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    You can rest assured nothing will happen to Jihadi John , he will be given a community service order made to wear a tag , and return to delivering pizzas in Camden with a warning about his behaviour not being very British ,What !
    His place on the panel of the next series of Question time is already booked

    Toodles ! i’m off to the travel agents , to try and grab a last minute deal

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  120. 629
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    How have we ended up where we are today , with muslims all over this country preaching and being taught hatred ?
    Well you only have to look back to the early days of the Bliar government when even the mention of a muslim or indeed any mention of any immigrant and they would scream from the rooftops RACIST ! , the whole topic of immigration and religion was not up for discussion
    Oh and while we are on the subject of the most lothsome slimeball in British political history , is the middle east peace envoy actually aware of anything that is going on in the middle east ?a conflict which he started

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  121. 630
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    I say chaps , i have just seen yet another dirty cheating german bastard take Lewis Hamilton out of the grand prick
    following in the footsteps of that other dirty cheating german bastard Shoemaker
    who managed it twice against Hill and Mansell

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