August 22nd, 2014

The ‘Canberra Caterer’ Breaks Her Silence Over Spying Row

As former Labour Ministers join the outcry over Bercow’s choice of Commons Clerk, Carol Mills has told the Guardian Australia:

“I was disappointed to read an email reportedly from the clerk of the Senate, one of my peers at the Parliament of Australia, in the media. It would not be appropriate for me to comment further in a personal capacity at this time. As a senior parliamentary officer, I take seriously my responsibilities to promote and uphold the values and code of conduct articulated in the Commonwealth of Australia Parliamentary Service Act 1999.

I take this opportunity to thank the many people in Australia and the United Kingdom, including senior parliamentarians and parliamentary officers, who have supported me in my current role as secretary of the department of parliamentary services (DPS) as well as encouraging me to be considered for the role in the UK parliament.”

Mills said her Department of Parliamentary Services “looks forward to the opportunity to explain to the [privileges] committee the basis of its view that use of the CCTV footage was in fact authorised, and wholly consistent with parliamentary privilege.” Australian politicians have accused Mills of spying on them.

“Until such a time as the committee completes its inquiry and report, it would not be appropriate for DPS to make any public statement on this incident beyond noting that the department does not accept the accuracy of some reports on this matter,” she adds. Even if Mills had all the experience of parliamentary procedure in the world, it would be bizarre to appoint someone with this much baggage.


  1. 1
    Peter Mandelstain says:


  2. 2
    anonymous says:

    I don’t get how she got in the frame for the appointment anyway….is this a payoff for someone? This is obviously a job lobbied for her……but why and for who?

  3. 3
    Ed Moribund says:

    Mills should get back to the kitchen. Bercow should just fuck off.

  4. 4
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    If only I could make a speech like this !!

    WATCH: PM Netanyahu

    “Hamas is like ISIS. ISIS is like Hamas. They’re branches of the same tree”

  5. 5
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    If a lightbulb needs replacing Mills gets someone to come and change it. Bogrolls run out in the Gents – no problem, she’ll have them delivered.

    Did Bercow really need to go to the other ends of the Earth to find such a candidate?

    The fact that she feels she can do the job should tell you all you need to know.

  6. 6
    Bruce says:

    This Sheila is not the best man for the job then?

  7. 7
    Casual Observer II says:

    Who gives a fuck about this issue?
    The Squeaker, Traitor Dave, Nerdiband, Non-Entity Clegg and all the rest of them are irrelevant cnuts.
    Fucking Brussels controls the U.K. down to the level of restricting light bulbs and vacuum cleaners.

  8. 8
    A Pensioner says:

    We need to see a picture; has she got big tits, or something else that appeals to our parliamentarians?

  9. 9
    Angler says:

    So how is is that this Ozzer will be getting a working VISA?

    Can I bring any old Oz trout here?

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    That Mills bomb ticking under Bercow.

  11. 11
    P l e b says:

    For £190k a year?

    I’ll do it for £50k.

  12. 12
    Someone says:

    Clearly Bercowitch wants someone experienced in spying on MPs.

  13. 13
    Mr Biscuits says:

    So it becomes more clear that bully boy Bercow is abusing his powers…

  14. 14
    Dangerous Brian says:

    I believe she has a large chin, maybe Sally needs a new clunge licker now Ms Sasoon seems to be out of favour.

  15. 15
    Police are confused as to their purpose. says:

    Meanwhile in Britain the police warn ordinary citizens not to watch videos showing Islamic hate crime or they will be arrested but continue to watch and stand by as Islamic preachers of hate take to the streets and social media.

  16. 16
    Hasbara Spotter says:

    You can just see a constant drool of slimy lies oozing from his slobbering gob.

    Here he is, planning war crimes:

  17. 17
  18. 18
    Winston says:

    Agreed. Guido is being fed the info and desperately trying to keep the non-story alive to please his masters. Nobody, outside of the tiny Westminster bubble gives a monkey’s.

  19. 19
    nell. says:

    Let us hope so!

  20. 20
    nell. says:

    “Until such a time as the committee completes its inquiry and report, it would not be appropriate for DPS to make any public statement on this incident …..”

    so why does bercow want to employ someone being accused of spying on elected members in the Australian Parliament? Hardly the sort of person we want over here is it?

  21. 21
    Winston says:

    The BBC will be celebrating this a milestone for women’s equality.

  22. 22
    Hasbara Spotter says:

    That’s what you get when you radicalise people by bombing their families.
    Wholly intentional and predictable part of a warmongering foreign policy to sustain the Stolen Lander’s sordid racist colony

  23. 23
    4nf8568shje says:

    is that the same john bercow who used to hang about with the orange order? the same orange order who colluded with the 7/7 bombers in an failed attempted to frame thomas slab murphy? the same john bercow who is of a mazal tov persuasion? so basically the speaker of the house is linked to the 7/7 bombers! how awesome is that! anyone else watch that jolly jolie film last night on film4 called “salt”. now replace the kgb/fsb doing that with mossad. that’s you bercow. fucking traitor. still on the plus side it far for you to be marched to traitors gate.

  24. 24
    nell. says:

    Of course if mills had any sense at all as the storm gathers pace against her she would withdraw her candidacy – but I suppose that £200k a year is dangling in front of her caterer’s nose like a carrot.

  25. 25
    RomaBert... says:

    Perhaps we should seek advice from Rolf?

  26. 26
    Boot out the Conservative led coaliiton in 2015 says:

    Because you are bloody well obsessed with making bumsex legal, Mr Prime Minister.

  27. 27
    Someone else says:

    He needs someone experienced in spying on MPs.

  28. 28
    Owhine Jones says:

    An incompetent narcissistic bully appointed for partisan reasons, and that’s just Bercow.

  29. 29
    RomaBert... says:

    The IDS get a big thumbs up from me today :) So much for the poor innocent stone throwers.

  30. 30
    Absolute tosh says:

    What a load of balls about the orange order.

  31. 31
    ian wilson's brother is a convicted baby fucker says:

  32. 32
    Sally says:

    Professional. Affordable.

  33. 33
    A moniker says:

    The salary is usually £50k, but they added an extra £140k to compensate for having to work with Bercow.

  34. 34
    Joannie Taylor says:

    What a fucking liberty.

  35. 35
    nermal says:

    What the phuck are you rambling on about, missed your meds.

  36. 36
    Norm Normal says:

    “Hamas is also the enemy of the palestinian people”

    Very true. Someone posted a video here by Yonatan Schapira who is a former IDF helicopter pilot, activist and conscientious objector. As I’srael is a democracy there are voices speaking in opposition to the military campaign.

    However, that exposes a silence from the other side. You would expect some Gaza citizens to be opposed to the activities of Hamas. There aren’t any, living that is, we know of some but they were executed soon after speaking out. Hamas operates a religious totalitarian regime that uses it’s own people as shields and hostages.

    In other news a Hamas militant admitted yesterday that they were behing the kidnapped and killing of the 3 Israeli teens. Report is on Huff Post.

  37. 37
    The Hypocrisy of Lefties says:

    No other country in the world would do nothing as Islamic terrorists fired rockets and delivered suicide bombs into its Civillian population. So why do lefties think Israel should be the exception.

  38. 38
    Deport Nick Clegg says:

    Britain is full of the sorts of people we don’t want here.

  39. 39
    Deport Nick Clegg says:

    There was something about ‘Salt’ being a jolly film. It was formulaic crap.

  40. 40
    Joe Public says:

    Don’t forget immigration from Europe, with all control given away by the ConLibLabbers. They are an expensive, corrupt, self-serving bunch of pointless tossers.

  41. 41
    I say I say says:

    British Parliament is not worth the millions we spend on it, close it down, all laws are made by the EU dictatorship, when lightbulbs and now vacuum cleaners are made illegal because some mental green wants us like ISIS to go back to the stone age then it’s time the people of Britain made it’s own mind up about which direction the country should be going.

  42. 42

    Or for fear that UK folk may become radicalised by watching political videos they have been threatened with jail not to watch.

    Like Mills they’ll cook up any excuse.

    Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  43. 43
    Owen "Brownshirt" Jones says:

    Israel should just lie down and accept its fate.

    Heil Hitler!

  44. 44
    Norm Normal says:

    Those who don’t care show their ignorance. The appointment of someone who can’t do the job will have a huge impact on the parliamentary process. It means sneaky MPs will be able to break the rules more often and get away with it.

  45. 45

    Bibi is fundamentally :-) wrong in his comparison.

    H’amas, seeking to have P’alestine recognized as a State is much closer to !srael in its politics.

    If H’amas can be collapsed and IS take over then Bibi is on the money, albeit after the fact and with his nudge.

    !srael should not be defending its defence against the overt aggression it has been shown by H’amas.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  46. 46
    Norm Normal says:

    The police appear to have become radicalised by the videos shown during their diversity training :D

  47. 47
    The House Painter's Ghost says:

    Deutschland Uber Alles!

    It’s taking somewhat longer than I planned, but the Fourth Reich is making steady progress through the Brussels EU puppet government

  48. 48
    Owen "Brownshirt" Jones says:

    Kill the racist juze! Kill them all!

    Heil Hitler!

  49. 49
    Josephine Public says:

    The Westminster Parliament is nothing more than a fucking Parish Council — Europe Rules O.K. !!!

  50. 50
    Nigel Farage says:

    Want what those who work hard have without the hard work? Why not try socialism?

  51. 51
    Sore arse Tony says:

    Not before noon Peter. Please remember.

  52. 52

    Her ‘Swedish’ husband looks as Swedish as she looks British.

  53. 53

    This would be the same enforcement group who, presented with a video of two women stealing next doors newly laid turf, claimed “insufficient evidence” before returning to the canteen.

    Yesterday, Skelmersdale, UK

  54. 54

    Presented with a multi point report on how to deal with muzz after Leerigby, Dave has shelved it high above the adjacent More Perverted UK Anal Sex Agenda file and done NOTHING.

    Still it’s Gay Pride(?) in Manchester this weekend. Plenty of overtime for us.

  55. 55
    rick says:

    Apparently, employing someone who is indebted to him (the dumber the better) who will obey him without question will increase his own power over others. The principle behind “Blair’s babes”

  56. 56
    Dorkass says:

    While many will have been institutionally traumatized.

  57. 57

    There will not be much left of Germany after the rest of the EU parasite countries have finished extracting more bail out money , the Islamisation is gaining momentum , and large areas of their towns are crawling with the filth caused by the Roma invasion trashed beyond recognition with the streets full of human excrement and mountains of rubbish, as in Duisburg
    Germany is not dominating Europe , that is an illusion but is being used as a milch cow ,their best hope is for the EU to disintegrate the sooner the better.

  58. 58

    R’ussia have so far sent 60 trucks into U’kraine and have publicly declared (MFA) that they did so with the intent of breaking the agreement with U’kraine by ceasing to wait for that governments approval.

    Have observed on the live RT feed that trucks are entering with license plates attached, and that the M’oscow flags have generally been lowered but not removed.

    Apparently no ICRC staff have been observed in the trucks, only the ‘tan guys’.

    This is an invasion now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  59. 59
    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    So you’re saying Foley was murdered due to events in I’srael? Why didn’t IS say that then?

    I think you are a bit obsessed with the issue, everything and everyone appears to have some connection to the I’srael / Palestine problem, which clearly can’t be true.

  60. 60

    It’s our sub cultur, innit, chopping eds off and der vid after to spray aboot. Make der women bag up and look powerful.

    Bit threat, bit menace, make dem whiteys jumpy.

    Fun fun fun, ha.

  61. 61
    Oy! says:

    The Hasbarats are out in force today, I see.

  62. 62

    Desensitized ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  63. 63

    And they admit that they cannot control immigration.

    Therefore a leaky border (on a fuckin island FFS) is entirely in accordance with the Brussels masters requirements.

    Is there some sort of magnetic gate they walk through in Westminster whereby EU force field take over?

  64. 64
    proscribe Islam says:

    I think “appropriate” is a word which is often misused. Words have feelings too.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Berkow is a disgrace….

  66. 66
    Fettler says:

    Ther’s trouble down t’Mills.

  67. 67
    proscribe Islam says:

    yes well, as previously mentioned, what do you expect Russia to do ?
    lie down and have it’s tummy tickled ?
    Rather partner with Russia and China hopefully to create a global army to wipe Islamics from the existence then in friendliness move forwards. We are on the brink of understanding everything, of creating immortality. Reject outmoded concepts, purge humanity of mental sickness of teaching, remove Islamics from existence.

  68. 68
    proscribe Islam says:

    (sigh) its

  69. 69

    Advocating genocide is not cool.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  70. 70
    PC Plod says:

    PC correctness again. They can’t say all radical Muslims delighting in the beheading video or watching other such vids will be arrested.

  71. 71
    proscribe Islam says:

    it is a word used by people who pretend to understand everything about the circumstances.

  72. 72
    Now Sal is a has been ...... says:

    Does Mrs Mills tickle John’s ivorys?

  73. 73
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Go bercow, bercow go.

  74. 74
    The two Muppets says:

    Why ,Why cannot The Government impeach Bercow ? He is
    obviously not up to the job and he and his fragrant wife have demeaned the Speakers Office . All this business with Carol Mills
    just goes to prove how unsuitable he is . He has small man syndrome
    and is out of control .

  75. 75
    proscribe Islam says:

    Bercow, seek happiness in release. disrobe, throw away pretense of majesty, recognize your inadequacies, stand tall in affirmation of truthful character.

  76. 76
    Cpl Hicks says:

    You’ve managed to take your fcuktardedness to a whole new level. Congratulations.

  77. 77
    proscribe Islam says:

    obviously I didn’t come to this conclusion over night

  78. 78
    The Suffragan Bishop of Catford says:

    I try to avoid talking about Christianity myself and prefer to adopt a secularist approach to the whole topic as I tell my fellow Bishops. You should adopt a strictly even path in your Minisrty….”Nobody joins the Church of England to promote Christianity !” Insh -allah !!

  79. 79
    proscribe Islam says:

    I have thought about it for 40 years and I have come to the conclusion that the world will be a better, more unified place without the Islamics on it. tell me I am wrong

  80. 80
    Winston says:

    As advised before, leave out the anti-Russian propaganda. you look like a tit.

  81. 81
    John Bellingham says:

    It is Bercowic, he is Romanian. The “witch” suffix is only used for the feminine or spouse.

  82. 82
    John Bellingham says:

    The police only recruit from comprehensive or remedial schools–so no latin, they think that “Ultra Vires” is a computer program.

  83. 83
    Claim here, claim here!! says:

    I rather suspect that particular horse has already bolted.

  84. 84
    Thought for the Day says:

    Why do we never have the same trouble with Hindus….? It always seems to be those of a “certain religion” who cause the most mayhem and who our PC correct media and politicians try to placate.

    Cut the crap about radicalisation and all the heart searching These people going off to Syria to join IS cannot be placated. The differences are irreconcilable They have declared war on our country;our society and our values and only one can prevail in the end These people regard the West as weak and in fairness they are totally correct.

    I would not be at all surprised given politicians lack of action and will if in 50 years we were a Muslim country.

  85. 85
    Jesus says:

    That vid of Bibi caught off guard shows him to be an intelligent and strong leader who understands the game being played and who openly stands up for his country. There is nothing sinister about it. I would rather be led by a man like that than a man who wears his friend’s heads as jewellery.

  86. 86
    Will says:

    Bercow needs to accept that this Sheila comes with more baggage that an Aussie on gap year in Europe. This all sounds like an Aussie going on walkabout to avoid trouble at home.

  87. 87
    Someone else says:

    Actually, they also recruit from the military, which explains the thugishness and the “only obeying orders” mentality.

  88. 88
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    People watching these videos might start to think that one person beheaded is actually not as bad as 500 children shot or bombed by the ZioNAZI IDF

  89. 89
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Collective punishement of imprisoned civilians is obviously “the right thing to do” for conniving ZioNAZI scumfucks who think they are the master race.

    Be SCUM, support Israel!

  90. 90
    Graham from Lincolnshire says:

    Very true, you are so right again! I am going down the bank now to give my money to Israel because they are such peaceloving humanitarians!
    To object to their rule is not just backward and evil but even worse, it’s ANTI-SEMITIC!

  91. 91
    Spotter says:

    They do anyway.

  92. 92
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    You’ll find that they are the root cause of engineering animosity between Muslims and the West. From dragging our countries into flattening Muslim countries on the basis of lies to trying to get us to conquer the Ukraine for them.
    The have infiltrated our secret services and control much of media and publishing. It is no accident that in most TV crime series, they are invariably portrayed as goodies with remarkable abilites.
    You can see them stirring shit and hatred every day on this very blog.

  93. 93

    Or about 300 shot by the R’ussian’s last month…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  94. 94
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Having served in the IDF it is not surprising that you believe blowing the legs off little kids or gutshooting them for throwing rocks at you while you gooose step down their road is acceptable behaviour, “Zio-tard”.

  95. 95
    Not Duped says:

    What “trouble” do you acvtually have with Islamists? Most of it is media spin.
    They haven’t attacked and flattened our countries, we have theirs.

  96. 96
    TrainSpotter says:

    “From dragging our countries into flattening Muslim countries”

    You mean like the chatteraties soshalist friend Billy T Lair did, all based on a sheeplike lie?

    PC leftoid tool

  97. 97
    TrainSpotter says:

    Woof, said the loon.

  98. 98
    B & S says:

    We have our own personal CCTVs in most of the men’s bogs in Westminister.

  99. 99

    What a horrid excuse for a man

  100. 100
    Norm Normal says:

    Seen today’s news? Hamas executing more dissenters. Shot by firing squads at a police station and a mosque.

  101. 101
    my financial affairs are like my sexual daliances.. none of your business says:

    He wants to knob her..

  102. 102
    Roger Dewhurst says:

    If Hamas had the opportunity they would behead every Jew in Israel. This Israelis know this!

  103. 103
    Tamansoi says:

    Looks like a dyke to me.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    “The ‘Canberra Caterer’ Breaks Her Silence Over Spying Row”
    Maybe a meet-up with Merkel, over cakes and ale, is on the cards. To discuss their respective findings and compare notes. As soon as Angela returns from her EU authorised Ukraine mission.

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