August 22nd, 2014

Splash Gordon Next?


  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    Did I freeze the water?

  2. 2
    X penses fraudster says:

    Darling, the home flipping conman.

  3. 3
    Alex Salmond says:

    Hey get your own natural resources, that’s ours.

  4. 4
    Colin Hoad says:

    Surely he should have nominated Alex Salmond?

  5. 5
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nursy says I could do with a wash.

  6. 6
    nell. says:

    surely his leader edmilitwit would have been a better choice.

  7. 7
    passing water says:

    Does anyone read this driv el?

  8. 8
    Lord Rennard says:

    The Libdems could do with taking the ice bucket challenge on a regular basis.

  9. 9
    Paniagua says:

    Nope, only you & I.

  10. 10
    Mr Biscuits says:

    Someone should have switched buckets to boiling water and sort his stupid eyebrows out…

  11. 11
    Guido will be very disappointed… says:

    I ♥ u

  12. 12
    Diana Abbott says:

    Da only ting me wana see in a bucket is fried chicken

  13. 13
    Paniagua says:

    Oh and him up there ^^^^^^^^^^^

  14. 14
    Please keep coming to my sad little bl oggy-w oggy says:

    Tell me what you’d like to do to my bottom.

  15. 15
    Abuse Line says:

  16. 16
    81lly Kêbab says:


  17. 17
    Jack Dromey says:

    I was going to attempt the ice bucket challenge last night but Harriet said no she had a headache.

  18. 18
    I need a hug says:

    Ok Owen but not from behind

  19. 19
    Mr. Buckel and Mr. Whippley, Conifer Tree Lodge, Gwyddelwern, Denbighshire says:

    My nostrils are pretty and so are the rest of my openings.

  20. 20
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    Stick dynamite up there.

  21. 21
    "John", a gay beheader says:

    I like nostrils. Do we have a song related to nasal cavities?

  22. 22
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Birds of a feather flock together

  23. 23
    Tony Blackhead says:

    I very much doubt it, pop-pickers. Give me a mo to rummage……

  24. 24
    Ting Tong says:

    You fat bald man very sexy me love you long time

  25. 25
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Good luck, dear.

  26. 26
    Hamas says:

    Why bother with ice, use bullets. We scored 18 out of 18 against our own and we still get away with blaming Israel for everything.

  27. 27
    TFM (Thai ***** Machine) says:

    $20 fuky fuky loooooooonnnngggg time.

    Oh big boy you hurt me, BIG BOY YOU HURT MEEEEEE.


    * Everyone a big boy

  28. 28

    To give an idea of how much EU in particular has been subsidizing R’ussia:

    With EU food ban in place, $17.6 billion is being asked for by R’ussian farmers in State subsidies to fill the gaps, mainly in meat production.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  29. 29
    The British media are cunts says:

    What a joke. Some Welsh Labour mong on the BBC News is trying to blame everyone except Labour for all the Muslim terrorists living here in the UK.

  30. 30
    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


  31. 31
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m against capital punishment, racism, sexism and homophobia.

    You’re for capital punishment, racism, sexism and homophobia.

    I support you.

  32. 32
    I say I say says:

    I assume they are playing around in their own time and are not being paid by the taxpayer for assaulting this guy with water.

  33. 33
    non taxable pikey says:

    Still waiting for all the Liebore mongs to call for an anti Hamass march to protest the killing of 18 people in Gaza. Hamas, voted in for a 4 year term, still there after 8 years.

  34. 34
    Bluto says:

    I wish these politicians would bloody grow up.

  35. 35
    Bluto says:

    I’m against Owen Jones.

  36. 36
    David Cameron says:

    “There are no circumstances under which I would take Britain out of the EU.”

    “There are too many white Christian faces in Britain.”

    “I give you a cast iron guarantee I will stop being shit if I’m still PM after the next general election.”

  37. 37
    Hamas says:

    Owen we know why you like Palestine so much. Its the Dead Sea, the original site of Sodom. You’re drawn to it.

  38. 38
    The Stop The War Coalition says:

    We’re busy planning our anti-ISIS march.

    Only kidding.

  39. 39
    I say I say says:

    Your lucky Owey, having a pub and a pub bore to complain about, the pubs around this lovely Liebour area have all closed or have been knocked down and houses built on the land, you lot couldn’t let people talk about how bad you were ruining the country so you taxed the pubs and banned smoking in them until they closed, have a hug off you, no thanks, rather have one off a gorilla at least I would know where that had been.

  40. 40
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It looks like the Scots are not content with being cowering wee timorous beasties forever under the English jackboot.

    The YES camp have two trump cards to play which the NO camp have no defence or strategy to challenge.

    1. Only the YES camp can promise no more Tory rule from London, for which a majority of Scots didn’t vote. i.e. (no more Thatcher,Major or Cameron governments).

    2. Whoever wins the next election is going to have to make the most savage cuts in government spending in history, at least 50% over 5 years. Only by voting YES to independence can Scotland avoid those cuts by virtue of having all the oil & whiskey revenue to themselves.
    In fact the Scots can see government spending increase to the level of Norway.

    Dalek Darling and the NO camp have nothing to offer but fear and loathing, they want Scots to betray everything William Wallace and Robert the Bruce fought for.

    So Vote YES vote Freeeedom!

  41. 41
    Desperate Darling says:

    Despite everything I do to look ‘human’, I am still just your typical humourless, characterless, ex-Marxist machine politician.

  42. 42
    Harbottle says:

    I’d pay good money to throw a bucket of shit and piss over Gordon Brown.

  43. 43
    "John", a gay beheader says:

    Nice tune, infidel. Between beheadings, I choose to chillax to Tull’s Greatest. This one, certainly, gets the muscles ready for another day in my world. How’s your day going?

  44. 44
    That's one fugly kid! says:

  45. 45
    RomaBert... says:

    “Ok, who filled the bucket with pish?”

  46. 46
    It's not about independance from England it's about inependance from non socialist governments says:

    A yes to independence is a yes to the SNP creating the socialist republic of Jockistan.
    All this ‘people’ ‘country’ and ‘culture’ bollocks that Salmond spouts is just that.
    Within ten years the population of Scotland will have to rise from four million to eight million to fill the pension black hole and Scottish culture will be playing second fiddle to that of some other nation.
    Salmonds a socialist he hates Jocks almost as much as he does the English.
    Be warned.

  47. 47
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    We are planning a march in support of Gazza.

    The Poor drunken fool

  48. 48
    RomaBert... says:

    That’s pish?

  49. 49
    Anyone with a private pension circa 2005 says:

    We’d rather you threw acid.

  50. 50
    Paniagua says:

    If only Occupy decided to target Gaza.

  51. 51
    Ed Miliband says:

    At least you have memorable quotes.

  52. 52
    Olde Englande says:

    Yes, yes, yes.

    Please, please, please

    Vote ‘YES for freedom’.

  53. 53
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Someone tell Brown to take the mobile out of his pocket first.

  54. 54
    Yellowbelly says:

    Why should I suffer under another out of touch Labour government based in Westminster?
    I demand independence for Lincolnshire.

  55. 55
    Nick nick Clegg says:

    What Milimong doesn’t know is that I will take my MPs into coalition with the highest bidder. weird Ed thinks I’m just going to give him my MPs in gratitude.

    But I’m going to want a lot for them, this time. A whole big bag of goodies amount.

    And I’m going to want to be in the cabinet. As chancellor.

  56. 56
    England Awakes says:

    Go, go, go Israelis.

    We now understand the vermin you are up against.

  57. 57
    speaking clock says:

    Did anyone on here see the full video of Foley’s head departing the rest of his body>?

  58. 58
    Paniagua says:

    Would an independent Scotland be free to choose the power of it’s Hoover ?

  59. 59
    Labour election campaign says:

    New slogan is ready boss…


  60. 60
    Norm Normal says:

    Someone #IceBucketChallenge him, x1 per day, rest of life.

  61. 61
    Olde Englande says:

    Yes, Vote Yes for Freedom.

    Ours from the Commie Jocks.

  62. 62
    Paniagua says:

    That looks rather like Diane Abbott, but without the facial hair.

  63. 63
    The Met says:

    It’s now a crime to watch that video. Did you?

  64. 64
    PM Pedant says:

    Only if it could write in English.

    Or perhaps you mean, ‘the power of it is a Hoover.’

  65. 65
    Owen J says:

    OK, but You’ll have get your ankles behind your ears then.

  66. 66
    Nick's Pimp says:

    Work the room Biatch.

  67. 67
    P.C. Lovely says:

    Yeah, madam. It was BRILL, if a little too colourful. Please, do not attempt to access the footage, though. You may be committing an offence that we’ve yet to invent.

  68. 68
    anon says:

    No. I tried.

  69. 69
    Paniagua says:

    Is the last sentence meant to be a question, only its missing the ?

  70. 70
    anon says:

    ….because I fancied seeing a man’s head chopped off. Am I normal?

  71. 71
    The Met says:

    You’re a shining star, miss.

  72. 72
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Looks like they are overfeeding them at the foodbanks :-)

  73. 73
    anon says:

    I knows that . Why I crinimal for wotchin bloody vid , tho ??

  74. 74
    Neck Nominate says:

    I nominate Gordon for full water-boarding.

  75. 75
    Norm Normal says:

    Anyone #IceBucketChallenge everyone they know with a photoshopped image? Just sent one company wide, that’ll keep the wankers busy this bank hol! I’m not engaging in silly childish ice bucket nonsense myself of course!

  76. 76
    The Met says:

    Incitement to do somethink. I’m not an expert, dear.

  77. 77
    IDF says:

    Nice target for a wire-guided. Splat!

  78. 78
    FuckOffMet says:

    So the Met is now Mary Whitehouse and the Cheka all in one.

  79. 79
    joe public says:

    haha nice one!

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    This is so passé, what about the boiling water bucket challenge?

  81. 81
    anon says:

    Well , to me , U-Bend / order-order / Mumsnet / Metropolitan Police is a loada Californicators wot’s got above their proper station in life , ain’t they , darlin ???

    If I wants my noddle skinned , I goes to Tel Aviv , I reckons .

  82. 82
    anon says:

    U is FIRED , honey :(

  83. 83
    diane abbott says:

    Jack dromey has had a strobe light fitted in his and Harriet’s bedroom. it’s so that Harriet looks as though she is moving when they are having sex.

  84. 84
    idon'tneednodoctor says:


  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Now they are bear baiting China. You would think they have enough on their plate?

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Here we go again.

  87. 87
    Brown Tvrd. says:

    A bucket of shit?

  88. 88
    Ukweli Machungu says:

    You aren’t going to have any MPs, Nick.

  89. 89
    FuckOffShlomo says:

    …and we know why you love the IDF so much, Bumboy.

  90. 90
    FuckOffShlomo says:

    Zioloon pikeys are usually russian Squatters, the lowest of the low underclasses.

  91. 91
    FuckOffShlomo says:

    jilianaclott is some sick, twisted fuck if she thinks holding up a sign makes children or anyone, “targets”.

  92. 92
    FuckOffShlomo says:

    Suopport the IDF! Support child killing SCUM.

  93. 93
    well says:

    While celebrities and politicians throw buckets of water
    over each other to show how caring they are,refugees
    in Iraq are literally dying for a drink.

  94. 94
    NE Frontiersman says:

    According to this article( 40% of Russia’s food is grown in peoples’ back gardens.
    You do rather wonder what they’re doing with the rest of it. Vodka?

  95. 95

    You are bang on the money.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  96. 96
    Thicko says:

    Bad logic

  97. 97
    Just another conman politician says:

    And I’m an expert in fiddling expenses too. As a one time Chancellor I know all the tricks!

  98. 98

    According to the warped logic of the moronic plod anyone who has seen the video will be unable to fight the urge to decapitate the first American journalist who crosses his path !

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    “Splash Gordon Next”
    Encouraging news: Bank of England gold reserves have practically doubled overnight. After someone left behind their wedding band in a washroom. Precious…little prospect?

  100. 100
    Blind Pugh says:

    You really are sick. Have you not been taking your medication again?

  101. 101
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami here,
    James Foley was yet another yank neo-con who needed to die ,there will be many more, as Americans worldwide must die ,to avenge the American Fascist policies heaped upon ordinary people who undergo ,financial terror and Material Asset theft from their countries.
    AMERICAN MILITARY FORCES CAN AND WILL BE DEFEATED by the good people of the Globe who together will WIN THROUGH .

  102. 102
    FuckmyanalpassageShomo says:

    I used to be eeeyepblowingwhistles but everyone ignored me. Now I use various different monikers but say the same thing. It all has the same effect of getting people to support Israe’l. I’m such a fukwit I don’t even realise that so I’ll just keep posting bollox.

  103. 103
    Johann Lamont says:

    Looks like they used warm water to me. A distinct lack of ice cubes on the ground.
    I thought the ice cold water was intended to give a sense of what the victims of this dreadful disease suffer.

    The challenge was intended to promote the charity.

  104. 104

    Can you see the real me, can ya?
    CAN YA ?!?!

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    I am a crime.

    Right – nominations:

    George W Bush and his cutesy pet Tony Blair.

    Forget the ice and water – just nominate them to keep the buckest over their heads until they die.

    More nominations coming soon.

    The whole of The United Nations Security Council for a cold dose of reality.

  106. 106
    Tom Catesby says:

    Yes nominate Gordon, oh, and Tony, I’ll fetch a couple of buckets of acid.

  107. 107
    Tom Catesby says:

    Did Galloway say that Israel was even controlling the calories the Gaza population consumed, what happened with this kid?

  108. 108
    Tom Catesby says:

    If wee jock votes ‘no’ in the referendum and goes for the UK gov’t ‘bribe’ of ‘devo max’, i.e. subsidised independence, can’t see why the English regions can’t have ‘devo max’ too. To break free of the metrocentric, enriched and diverse sh^t house which is Londonistan and the South East.

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