August 22nd, 2014

Splash Gordon Next?

If Darling did not do the right thing and nominate Gordon next, Guido will be very disappointed…


108 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    Did I freeze the water?

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  2. 2
    X penses fraudster says:

    Darling, the home flipping conman.

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  3. 3
    Alex Salmond says:

    Hey get your own natural resources, that’s ours.

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  4. 4
    Colin Hoad says:

    Surely he should have nominated Alex Salmond?

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  5. 5
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nursy says I could do with a wash.

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  6. 6
    nell. says:

    surely his leader edmilitwit would have been a better choice.

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  7. 8
    Lord Rennard says:

    The Libdems could do with taking the ice bucket challenge on a regular basis.

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  8. 10
    Mr Biscuits says:

    Someone should have switched buckets to boiling water and sort his stupid eyebrows out…

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  9. 12
    Diana Abbott says:

    Da only ting me wana see in a bucket is fried chicken

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  10. 15
    Abuse Line says:

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    • 18
      I need a hug says:

      Ok Owen but not from behind

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    • 22
      Joss Ayinglike says:

      Birds of a feather flock together

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    • 39
      I say I say says:

      Your lucky Owey, having a pub and a pub bore to complain about, the pubs around this lovely Liebour area have all closed or have been knocked down and houses built on the land, you lot couldn’t let people talk about how bad you were ruining the country so you taxed the pubs and banned smoking in them until they closed, have a hug off you, no thanks, rather have one off a gorilla at least I would know where that had been.

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  11. 17
    Jack Dromey says:

    I was going to attempt the ice bucket challenge last night but Harriet said no she had a headache.

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  12. 24
    Ting Tong says:

    You fat bald man very sexy me love you long time

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    • 27
      TFM (Thai ***** Machine) says:

      $20 fuky fuky loooooooonnnngggg time.

      Oh big boy you hurt me, BIG BOY YOU HURT MEEEEEE.

      $40

      * Everyone a big boy

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  13. 26
    Hamas says:

    Why bother with ice, use bullets. We scored 18 out of 18 against our own and we still get away with blaming Israel for everything.

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  14. 28

    To give an idea of how much EU in particular has been subsidizing R’ussia:

    With EU food ban in place, $17.6 billion is being asked for by R’ussian farmers in State subsidies to fill the gaps, mainly in meat production.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  15. 29
    The British media are cunts says:

    What a joke. Some Welsh Labour mong on the BBC News is trying to blame everyone except Labour for all the Muslim terrorists living here in the UK.

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  16. 32
    I say I say says:

    I assume they are playing around in their own time and are not being paid by the taxpayer for assaulting this guy with water.

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  17. 34
    Bluto says:

    I wish these politicians would bloody grow up.

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  18. 40
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    http://rt.com/uk/173024-scotland-internet-domain-name/

    It looks like the Scots are not content with being cowering wee timorous beasties forever under the English jackboot.

    The YES camp have two trump cards to play which the NO camp have no defence or strategy to challenge.

    1. Only the YES camp can promise no more Tory rule from London, for which a majority of Scots didn’t vote. i.e. (no more Thatcher,Major or Cameron governments).

    2. Whoever wins the next election is going to have to make the most savage cuts in government spending in history, at least 50% over 5 years. Only by voting YES to independence can Scotland avoid those cuts by virtue of having all the oil & whiskey revenue to themselves.
    In fact the Scots can see government spending increase to the level of Norway.

    Dalek Darling and the NO camp have nothing to offer but fear and loathing, they want Scots to betray everything William Wallace and Robert the Bruce fought for.

    So Vote YES vote Freeeedom!

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  19. 41
    Desperate Darling says:

    Despite everything I do to look ‘human’, I am still just your typical humourless, characterless, ex-Marxist machine politician.

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      Just another conman politician says:

      And I’m an expert in fiddling expenses too. As a one time Chancellor I know all the tricks!

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  20. 42
    Harbottle says:

    I’d pay good money to throw a bucket of shit and piss over Gordon Brown.

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  21. 44
    That's one fugly kid! says:

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  22. 46
    It's not about independance from England it's about inependance from non socialist governments says:

    A yes to independence is a yes to the SNP creating the socialist republic of Jockistan.
    All this ‘people’ ‘country’ and ‘culture’ bollocks that Salmond spouts is just that.
    Bollocks
    Within ten years the population of Scotland will have to rise from four million to eight million to fill the pension black hole and Scottish culture will be playing second fiddle to that of some other nation.
    Salmonds a socialist he hates Jocks almost as much as he does the English.
    Be warned.

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  23. 53
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Someone tell Brown to take the mobile out of his pocket first.

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  24. 54
    Yellowbelly says:

    Why should I suffer under another out of touch Labour government based in Westminster?
    I demand independence for Lincolnshire.

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      Tom Catesby says:

      If wee jock votes ‘no’ in the referendum and goes for the UK gov’t ‘bribe’ of ‘devo max’, i.e. subsidised independence, can’t see why the English regions can’t have ‘devo max’ too. To break free of the metrocentric, enriched and diverse sh^t house which is Londonistan and the South East.

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  25. 58
    Paniagua says:

    Would an independent Scotland be free to choose the power of it’s Hoover ?

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  26. 60
    Norm Normal says:

    Someone #IceBucketChallenge him, x1 per day, rest of life.

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  27. 74
    Neck Nominate says:

    I nominate Gordon for full water-boarding.

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  28. 75
    Norm Normal says:

    Anyone #IceBucketChallenge everyone they know with a photoshopped image? Just sent one company wide, that’ll keep the wankers busy this bank hol! I’m not engaging in silly childish ice bucket nonsense myself of course!

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  29. 80
    Anonymous says:

    This is so passé, what about the boiling water bucket challenge?

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  30. 83
    diane abbott says:

    Jack dromey has had a strobe light fitted in his and Harriet’s bedroom. it’s so that Harriet looks as though she is moving when they are having sex.

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  31. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Now they are bear baiting China. You would think they have enough on their plate?

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  32. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Here we go again.

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  33. 87
    Brown Tvrd. says:

    A bucket of shit?

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  34. 99
    Anonymous says:

    “Splash Gordon Next”
    Encouraging news: Bank of England gold reserves have practically doubled overnight. After someone left behind their wedding band in a washroom. Precious…little prospect?

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  35. 101
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami here,
    James Foley was yet another yank neo-con who needed to die ,there will be many more, as Americans worldwide must die ,to avenge the American Fascist policies heaped upon ordinary people who undergo ,financial terror and Material Asset theft from their countries.
    AMERICAN MILITARY FORCES CAN AND WILL BE DEFEATED by the good people of the Globe who together will WIN THROUGH .

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Gyles Brandreth writes in his memoirs:

“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”



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Now the SNP know how UKIP voters feel all the time.


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