August 22nd, 2014

Charges Against Bercow Puppet More Serious Than Reported
Facing Possible Six Months Imprisonment for Contempt

“She may not be much of a clerk, as she knows nothing about procedure, but I’m happy to accept the panel’s assessment that she’s a first rate chief executive.”

That’s what generous people say about the clerical candidate Carol Mills.

But what evidence is there that she is this high-calibre, fair-minded apostle of the Nolan Principles of Public Life?

An admission she made in a committee hearing in May this year caused an astonished senator to call for, and to be granted, an emergency debate in the Senate followed by an Inquiry (yet to report).

President of the Senate John Hogg described Ms Mills’ admission as “a very serious matter”, saying:

“It is fundamental to the law of parliamentary privilege that any act that has the effect or tendency of constituting improper interference with the free performance by a senator of the senator’s duties as a senator may be treated as a contempt.”

The maximum sentence for contempt includes six months in jail.

Carol Mills took over Canberra’s dysfunctional Department of Parliamentary Services in 2012. Whistleblowers were still releasing information to Senator Faulkner two years later.

Ms Mills’ management response had a dash of Stasi in it: she monitored the comings and goings of the senator’s office by the use of CCTV.

Second, and separately, there is an inquiry – unanimously agreed and sponsored by all parties and Independents in the Senate – into the performance of Ms Mills’ DPS.

This is not a routine appraisal.

The terms of reference are very wide-ranging and will scrutinise every level of this riven department – still considered by some to be the worst-administered department in the Commonwealth, even after two years of Ms Mills ‘ world-class leadership.

Guido repeats the question asked before. Was the panel of selection informed of these inquiries? Was the seriousness of the charges revealed?   And if so, what was the panel thinking?

The Clerk is the highest guarantor of parliamentary privilege – they had sitting in front of them someone being investigated for breaching it.

Were they told? And if not , why not?

UPDATE: Looks like we will be getting some movement:

Meanwhile government sentiment seems to be hardening: “Discontent rising,” says one source. “Consulting parliament was supposed to be his USP in the role, after all.”


  1. 1
    RomaBert... says:

    Sack the Squeaker!

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    Who was on this ‘selection panel’? Will nobody tell me?

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    nell. says:

    where is bercow in all this kerfuffle? don’t tell me he’s off on one of his very expensive tax payer hols abroad again?!! maybe he’s in Oz being royally entertained by the grateful carol.

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    I don’t know why he didn’t try to fix the job for Sally. She couldn’t be any worse than this Sheila.

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    nell. says:

    I believe I read that margarethodge was one of them! the rest app ea r to have gone and hid!!

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    P l e b says:

    Coulson 2.0?

  7. 7
    Sally says:

    Professional. Affordable.

  8. 8
    P l e b says:

    Why stop there?

  9. 9

    Seriously – needs to be read to be believed…

    Oxymoron du jour: R’ussian P’eacekeepers…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  10. 10
    David Cameron says:

    I shall consult the fish bones to see what to do.

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    Foie gras says:


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    ISIS says:


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    Bye bye Tories says:

    LABOUR’S David Jamieson has been elected as the new West Midlands police and crime commissioner (PCC)

  14. 14
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Birmingham MP Shabana Mahmood defies Ed Miliband and insists she still backs Israeli settlement boycott

    She’s a wrong ‘un and as such ought to take the refund and fuck off.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    It’s the jellyfish you need to watch out for…

  16. 16
    John Bercow says:

    Strewth cobbers, all this blardy hoo haa over a Sheila.

    Come on round to mine tonight and I’ll send Sally out on a tinnie run and we can have a Barbie.

    Hopefully the burning embers will burn the fucking corrupt cesspit to the ground.

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    David Cameron says:

    Spiffing, they sound like my kind of fish. Are they invertebrates?

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    Squeaker says:

    Oh dear the little weasel is going to have difficulty explaining that one

  19. 19
    ICT says:

    Falkirk fc are a great side go an watch Inverness
    Bercow is a good man, especially for a tory, only a moron would disagree with me.

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    Paniagua says:

    10.4% turnout #Stellar

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    anonymouse says:

    He most certainly should be resigning. But then there have been numberous occasions in the recent past where the position of Speaker has been brought into disrepute.

    The man will have to prised off like a well glued limpet.

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    rick says:

    Thought Guantanamo was were the Yanks force-fed their charges with water. So hard to tell the good guys from the bad, these days.

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    HenryV says:

    So she is under investigation for something and yet those appointing her here saw no problem? Or have I missed something?

    Saying that in local government there is carousal of senior officers who seem to move from authority to authority with impunity, getting promoted, cocking up here, there, and everywhere, wasting public money with stupid schemes and yet none of it ever sticks; so would should central government be any different? What has gone is yesterday’s concern and what I do today doesn’t matter because tomorrow I will be somewhere else!

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    Mr. A. Moron says:

    I disagree

  25. 25

    And pork apparently. Awful business.

    P’utin is now doing that to half a country.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Frederick says:

    Interesting video. Is it racist ?

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    anonymouse says:

    I have Googled it and not come up with anything. I’m starting to wonder if it is a Committee of One or possibly 2; a sort of Mr and Mrs panel game.

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    Norm Normal says:

    What’s the problem? I’m sure the Squeaker can amend the contract so the lady gets paid if sent to jail? Haven’t you heard of jail leave – it’s like maternity leave, it’s the new ‘thing’ in the HOC!

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    John Bercow says:

    Tonight Mathew, I’ll be wearing budgie smugglers.

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    House of Ill repute says:

    Being under investigation is considered a mark of a good candidate.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Must be London?

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Bercow is not fit to hold the position of speaker, therefore he must resign.

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    Da cripps and bloods says:


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    Come on Tess, get the Home Office to refuse Ms Mills a work permit!

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    Philip Hammond, Hammer of Islam says:

    When we discover the identity of ‘John’ all his relatives in the UK will be arrested and cut into little bits. Oh wait, I mean we will cancel his British passport – that’ll teach him.

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    D ‘you mind

    SAARRF London !!!

    Best, Jihadi John

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    John Bercow says:


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    Aynuk says:

    It ay a proper job.

  39. 39
    ECHR says:

    You will do no such thing do you hear me?

  40. 40
    Smiley says:

    With respect to Ms Mills, I’m not sure that the Nolan Principle is really appropriate here. The Peter Principle quite possibly, yes.

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    dai grunting says:

    wait till she gets her hands on the house of commons toilet paper contract

  42. 42

    Some direct evidence of ‘the long game’…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  43. 43
    Eep Yep Blowing Whistles says:

    Evening all.

    Thought I would arrive a bit early for my shift tonight.

  44. 44
    Gabriel Garcia Marquez says:

    Bring me the head of Bercow.

  45. 45
    Piss Artist says:

    Stella is usually 5%

  46. 46
    Maximus says:

    My guess would the Governor General of Australia.

  47. 47
    Maqboul says:

    She’s clearly unsuitable for this position so why is it so bloody difficult to stop this now? Surely Bercow doesn’t have this much power that the only way to get rid of her is to rake up he dirt?

  48. 48
    William Faulkner says:

    Rip off merchant.

  49. 49
    nell. says:

    bercow’s interviewing panel apparently consisted of angelaeagle, margarethodge, a libdem called johnthurso and one andrew lansley. Not exactly representative of the HoC is it?!!

  50. 50
    Lord Swanbourne says:

    He’s shagging her, isn’t he?

  51. 51
    P l e b says:

    And what pearls of wisdom do you have for us – pray tell?

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    nell. says:

    labour knew bercow was not fit to hold the office that’s why they voted him in before they lost the last election. It was one of their last demolition jobs on UK democracy!

  53. 53
    Fat Pang says:

    And I suppose I beat my wife?

  54. 54
    Joannie Taylor says:

    What a fucking liberty

  55. 55
    Mrs Quilt says:

    The approving appointment panel:

    The panel, chaired by the speaker, consisted of Andrew Lansley, the former commons leader, Angela Eagle, the shadow commons leader, Margaret Hodge, the public accounts committee chair, Lib Dem MP John Thurso and Dame Julie Mellor, the parliamentary and health service ombudsman.

  56. 56
    Eep Yep Blowing Whistles says:

    I am wearing a home made pearl necklace. Does that count?

  57. 57
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    She likes it standing up so Berk needs an orange box.

  58. 58
    C.O.Jones says:

    In the past some Ozzies have had a penchant for tossing dwarves.

  59. 59
    nell. says:

    bercow seems to be obsessed with amassing personal power – don’t think he’s much interested in other lesser things , sadly for sally.

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    nell. says:

    Thanks. So how are these people representative of the HoC? 2 controversial much disliked labour women, 1 unknown libdem and 1 sidelined tory plus 1 unknown other?

  61. 61
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    This dwarf needs tossing off asap.

  62. 62
    Graham Swift says:

    Bercow is the must useless idiot to be Speaker , even worse than Gorbels Mick. His wife appears ro be little more than a sleep around slut. He should be removed immediately as unfit to hold that office.

  63. 63
    The Landlord says:

    This is your 5 minute warning.

    Will all sane minded commentators please retire to the TV/CiF/Anywhere but here, as the night crawlers (like BW) will be arriving at 17:50.

    Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    Normal service will be resumed from approximately 6am tomorrow.

  64. 64
    Timbo says:

    With hindsight, the clues to his personality, judgement and priorities were shriekingly clear when we examine the life and behaviour of his wife.

  65. 65
    Me says:

    Bercow- Small man – Massive idea of self importance.

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    The Growler says:

    “It is fundamental to the law of parliamentary privilege that any act that has the effect or tendency of constituting improper interference with the free performance by a senator of the senator’s duties as a senator may be treated as a contempt.” Is it any wonder why folks lose interest in politics, when they put out that legalised jargon, I thought our lot were bad enough. Geedes I know the Master does not approve about of the possible appointment, but parliament can not remain stuck in the 18thC in that the Berc is correct, there is even a place to hang their swords before the darling go into the chamber.

  67. 67

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    nell. says:

    bercow’s panel dominated by angelaeagle and margarethodge seemed determined most of all to appoint a woman – why on earth didn’t they just appoint whitedee?

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    AJC says:

    As described the decision was not unanimous. Must have been at least 3 participants.

  70. 70
    EasyNow says:

    Send in the CAT Armoured D9 – and flatten the shite out of existance.

  71. 71
    Bluto says:

    Correction: Consider cancelling his passport, if the lefties don’t complain about contravening his human rights too much.

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    Anonymous says:

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    EasyNow says:

    Hopefully Putin may liberate us from this shite europe

  74. 74
    I say I say says:

    Huh, wha, ffs, why did you wake me up, I’ve gorra think of somethng now, bugger.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    This is the same organise that thinks a no fly zone involves carpet bombing in Libya and where countries can hide behide the name to carry out an orgy of violence.

  76. 76
    JustSayNo_toFriendsOfIsrael says:

    Funny you should mention that, my entire stomach is covered in jizz. I’ve spent the entire afternoon wanking over vids of dead pally kids.
    My utoob history is entirely made up of this horrendous shit.
    And I love it.

  77. 77
    HenryV says:

    I have to ask, if this had been a bloke would he have been interviewed? I think not.

  78. 78

    In the old days, they would have to shoot an Archduke in order to get a good old war started.

    How times have changed. They now send an ‘aid convoy’.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  79. 79
    Our Sall says:

    Not me from you despite my Open Legs Policy.

  80. 80
    Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

    Vote to stop Labour.

  81. 81
    Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

    Vote tactically to stop Labour instead, don’t waste your vote on Ukip.

  82. 82

    They’ll shoot that and blame U’kraine.

    In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 …

    Vote UKIP :-D

  83. 83

    Stop Labour: Don’t vote Labour.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    its a huge turnout and a Win4all says:

    West Midlands Police and Crime Commissioner Results

    Jamieson, David charles (Labour) 102,561
    Jones, Les (Con) 54,091
    Rowe, Keith Alexander (UKIP) 32,187
    Khan, Ayoub (LibDem) 12,950

    Liberal Democrat candidate Ayoub Khan was not at the count.

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    nell. says:

    Oh doubt it – this is a Bank Holiday weekend – expect silly comments now for at least 3 days. School’s back on about the 5th September so the owenjonestrolls will disappear about then.

  87. 87
    Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

    Good evening, Mr Farage. If the way he is running his country into the ground is anything to go by, Putin won’t be capable of doing anything soon.

  88. 88
    3rd World Eye says:

    South Africa’s parliament in disarray and eventually suspended over President Zuma’s refusal to answer questions on Nkandlagate. There has been public controversy about the use of public funds to make improvements to the homestead which were said to be for ‘security reasons’ which cost over R 246 million (~$22Million). A report of the Public Protector has found that Zuma unduly benefited personally from these improvements. The controversy is sometimes referred to as Nkandlagate.

    The ANC has obfuscated and ignored the public report which ordered the President to repay funds. The chief of Police stated that images of Nkandla were classified and anyone in the media publishing such images was breaking the law. In the house the president is protected by a partisan speaker.
    Banana Republic???

  89. 89
    Dunns says:

    Crane needs to get himself a better suit… wot fat bloke goes out and buys a double-breasted jacket (unless your not right in the head).

  90. 90
    Updated4u says:

    West Midlands crime commissioner vote turnout could be as low as 10.5%
    Figure revealed after ballots in four of seven areas verified in police and crime commissioner byelection costing taxpayer £3.7m

    To be honest, we have,nt heard of one fucker voting! None of our neighbours or friends even bothered – it came and went. The figure of 10.5% is more than likely phoney.

  91. 91
    Brown Turd. says:

    Disgraceful! Mills would do well to fuck off & do one. Bercow is a moron. He should resign to spend more time with his alky wife and sort her out. What a disgrace!

  92. 92
    Not in Town tonight - or the next or the next or the next says:

    Notting Hill residents batten down the hatches for the big bank holiday party


  93. 93
    Nero says:

    Are the other two members of your family not commenting on your own blog this evening.?

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    A juror, Alpha 6/Tree Trial says:

    Contempt is a nothingness. A judge would have to be insane to site”contempt” and incur another £2k loss onto the taxpayer.

  95. 95
    A juror, Alpha 6/Tree Trial says:

    +£2 hundred thou+

  96. 96
    Emma, a juror in Crown v Trees says:

    I still dream about D.C. Law, though. Don’t you?

  97. 97

    Maybe no connection, but FYI – R’ussia has been buying up a lot of real estate down in SA:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Andrew Lansley is the Conservative member of the Speaker’s Committee that approved this candidate. If he voted for the Australian, then he should consider his position. An honourable man would resign.

  99. 99
    A juror, Alpha 6/Tree Trial says:

    Uhhhhm. My cock has hardened beyond all reasonable doubt.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Andrew Lansley was the Conservative member of the panel. He has some questions to answer, but has gone to earth.

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    Smiley says:

    And? Why doesn’t Bercow propose changes and allow Parliament to vote on them? Why doesn’t he present a programme of change so voters, MPs and Lords can all see where he’s going with all of this?

    If MPs don’t want it, who the hell is Bercow to force it through? He was only elected speaker because Brown wanted to spite the Tories.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Pretty obvious it was all going to get pear shaped, any country in Africa that’s capable of ruling itself?, I think not.

  103. 103

    Notting Hill is looking more like a demilitarized zone than normal.

    The graffiti already on the boards looks promising.

    Who’s batting for the other side in this weekend’s ultra-cricket test ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  104. 104

    I am puzzling over the idea that even warspeak may have had to become more politically correct. Weird! :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  105. 105
    inside out says:

    They will all be on benefits,and the Government will do nothing.Same thing happened to that bombers wife Leithwait,now she public enemy No1 in Africa.Yet the security services protected her after the bombing saying she had nothing to do with it.They are not saying that now of course.

  106. 106
    inside out says:

    Mugging and stabbing on Monday night.Usual rules apply.

  107. 107

    Something to do with the general ‘pussyfication’ of Europe.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  108. 108

    On the cricket meme…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    Peter Oborne says William Hague, as Leader of the House, was an ex officio member of the committee which ruled on this.

    But he left Andrew Lansley, who had just been sacked, to represent him.

    Oborne reckons Hague has been incompetent if not negligent.

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    something about a clerk says:

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    Gay snake watch says:


  112. 112
    The British media are cunts says:


    Are you a tits, bum or legs man..

    Me. legs.

  113. 113
    keredybretsae says:

    Tenuous link.

  114. 114
    derek yeasty says:

    Thanks, darling :)

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    naval attaché says:

    I like nostrils.

  116. 116

    So as they bomb and execute more of their own today -I rack and Gazza- are we just to sit and watch dave surfing while the threat to the remaining population appears to grow stronger by the day.

    FFS, Cameron, forget your election, act.

    Tip: proscribe face coverings, medieval costume and their entry here NOW.

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    cured lefty says:

    Why dont you have a wank over the hamas firing squads at least they didn’t revert to type heads on laps emm maybe later .

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    Mr & Mrs Joe Public all VOTING for UKIP in May 2015 Elections says:

    The fact is within the House of Pervs,Parasites,Pimps & Leeches

    aka Palace of Westminster, honorable persons of ConsLieLaborLebDims

    incestuous alliance don’t exist. But the Great British Public will be

    making THERE decision on ALL of THEM on Thursday 7 May 2015 when

    Political Map will be turning UKIP purple across OUR country !!!

  120. 120
    keredybretsae says:

    Did you really spend the first two hours of your “working” day reducing the diameter of a Ronson flint so as to make it fit your 50p, throwaway, lighter?

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    Carol Mills i've got a job in the UK says:

    Is not Westminister a Palace. A Palace has dungeons. The perimeter of the Westminister is defacto the prison wall. So I can do this job and serve my sentance. Prepared to wear that grey baggy uniform with poity arrows upwards.

    Slight problem with Sally’s feral children but are not they about to be given the ceremonially boot off the palace grounds.

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    derek yeasty says:


  123. 123
    nostril attaché says:

    I prefer navels.

  124. 124
    Disappointed of Deptford says:

    “The maximum sentence for contempt includes six months in jail.”

    I thought GF was talking about Bercow. :-(

  125. 125
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance, old boy! We need more Muslim chappies in old Blighty, you know!

    And anyway, I’ve got my security guards, armed and ready.

    Fuck the rest of you!

    Guffffff-haw haw haw haw haw haw hawwwww!

  126. 126
    keredybretsae says:

    Well, I have to admire your, disposable, outlook on life, E.

  127. 127
    derek yeasty says:

    Thx, petal : ) Did you see thingy’s head lopped off +LIVE+?

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    titus finckter says:


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    Vote UKIP, Get UKIP says:

    Fuck off

  130. 130
    The British media are cunts says:

    Camercuunt knows he is totally fucked and is just chillaxing.

  131. 131
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    Why? Just because my inner-circle regard Conservative Party members as “swivel-eyed loons’?

    You rotters. You scummy scummy rotters! By jove, I hope when I sign Blighty up to the EU arrest warrant (irrevocably and permanently) you all get arrested and deported to some sorded little jail where you bally-well rot, unable to prove your innocence, by jove, what what what.

    You silly sausages.

  132. 132
    ahem says:


  133. 133
    Jellyfish surprise says:

    It wouldn’t be difficult if there was anyone with a fucking backbone in parliament.

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    and shove your fuckwit slogan up your @rse says:

    Grow some bollocks and vote for what is right.
    Vote UKIP and stop whining.

  135. 135
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    Dreaming of the royalties from my memoirs, old bean.

    Not too sure about the title. Presently, it’s “I’m better than any PM you’ve ever had you grotty snot-nosed little oiky plebs you’re just too bally stupid to realise it, by jove and the EU is jolly spiffing, I should be president” but I’m possibly going to go with something shorter.

    Sam suggests, “C U N T”.

  136. 136
    keredybretsae says:

    Nah :( Just pixellated version of him holding his bonce. Any musical requests?

  137. 137
    Tachybaptus says:

    See DEATH, LIVE!

    I think I’ll go back to 1720 where I belong.

  138. 138
    concrete pump says:

    You didn’t mention you were about Ewanme.

    Wha gwan sweetheart…?

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    I say I say says:

    I think the best joke heard on tv local news is the BBC is owned by the J e w s someone being interviewed after Fri prayers, it’s the religi on of pea ce don’t you know.

  140. 140
    derek yeasty says:

    Yeah. A musical tribute that we, and Ben’s family, can remember him by.

  141. 141
    Outreach Consultant says:

    If they had stamped down hard on the first one, there wouldn’t be this problem now.

    Feel the enrichment and rejoice.

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    we should be told says:

    Never mind the muffins, where are her baps?

  143. 143
    keredybretsae says:

    Well said, Derek. For all those mourning the passing of Ben Foley’s head to his stomach:

  144. 144
    Mark Regev says:

    Devastating news tonight. Hamas terrorists have killed a FOURTH Israeli citizen in as many months.

    Let me be clear. Israel will not tolerate this wilful disregard for civilian lives.

    We will respond using the most precise weaponry available to the world’s most moral army by killing a further 1,400 Palestinian civilians.

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    cured lefty says:

    Came home to roost tonight !Rugman report from Gaza (was it him ? Who cares they all spout the same pally propaganda shite)
    you could hear the grinding teeth ,( 18 suspected israeli informants executed by ….
    The grimace, the anguished look of I’ve got to appear neutral

    after licking hamas cock for years the very same bastards go and destroy my credibility
    its enough to make you change your name to allan (those cun, ts stole 2 years of my life even after i sucked their cocks just like Rugman) johnstone

  146. 146
    Tottenham Hotspurofthemomenttheft says:

    Yes, I’m sure things would have been different in Tottenham…

  147. 147
    Disgusted, Little Cockup-By-Widdling, Oxon. says:

    The headless chappie’s name was definitely not Ben.

  148. 148
    David CameraOn Smile says:

    How about “Five Years of Futility”.

  149. 149
    His name was Ron Fogle, you heartless bastards says:

    Here’s to you and yours, Ron:

  150. 150
    Mark Regev says:


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    es says:

    Suppose a foreign power bulldozed your home and took your land. What would you do with informants to to the occupying force my proud British friend? What is the correct punishment for treachery? A slap on the wrist? Don’t do it again?

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    Sharia - Religion of No Fun says:

    Great track – hadn’t heard that in a while. Unfortunately when Sharia rules, all music will be banned and anyone daring to perform will receive 500 crippling lashes. Still, Dave and Barack think it’s a nice religion, so that’s OK.

  153. 153
    Buckie Bony says:

    It never ceases to fucking aaze me. It doesn’t matter what the problem some Knut will find a way to blame a Tory

    Why don’t they just fuck off

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    2015 Sally Bercow is elected ... Deptford says:

    New August predictions are:

    Bercow sacked or is it shot and does not stand.
    Sally stand, make use of the name, and is duely elected …

    John goes to work in the creche where is regularly bullied by the kids.
    Sally continues to get pissed every night. Not much changes there.

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    The Roma Runt is nothing but a problem

  156. 156
    Gordon "there is alot more spit where that comes from" Brown says:

    blaming the tories for 2007 recession
    blaming the tories for government overspending since 2005
    blaming the tories for War in IRAQ
    blaming the tories for ineffective measures to conbact global warming
    blaming the tories for surveillence society
    blaming the tories for on going housing boom
    blaming the tories for problem families

  157. 157
    first speaker to ... says:

    visit space and consult with aliens, preferably pissed.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    No, you fuck off!


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    John Jihottie says:

    I may not be flavour of the month at the moment but when I alight at Luton, Terminal 2, I expect demand to be treated as you’d treat any other brain-dead British citizen.
    Going to war is never an easy option.

    John, lead skiver, The Beatles c/o Iraq

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    3rd World Eye says:

    There are many fingers in the South African pie. Malema and his EFF have close ties with Mugabe in Zimbabwe, EFF cadres wear Zimbabwe People’s Army Combat jackets. Mugabe has close ties with North Korea.

    The ANC have close ties with China and Russia. Then there are the corrupt relationships with neighbouring leaders.

    Above all is the ANC leadership, family and friends involvement in lucrative government contracts, which like Nkhandla are always over budget.

    Malema is suddenly astute and well placed. I’m not sure who is behind him but I suspect North Korean/Russian involvement.

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    And what’s your ‘correct punishment’ ?

    Oh, let me guess.


    Find another planet, the virgins will surely follow the Good.

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    Nero says:

    Only on the continent, over here on tap and in cans it’s 4.8%.

    Used to be 5.2%.

    Doesn’t taste as good anymore.

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    @therealjeremyvinyl says:

    Here’s a joke I’ve just invented:

    I’ve decided to get rid of my Hoover.

    It was just gathering dust.

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    Pvt. Hudson says:

    Game over, man!

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    It would not surprise me.

    The disruption in the chamber shown above is similar to what has been going on elsewhere – particularly U’kraine.

    It’s a type of active measure.

    Might be worth keeping a closer eye on what is going on with the courts now, especially if there is any issues with prosecution case that may be brought against this guy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Down with bum-lifting says:

    Like hamas dragged 18 men to one side, as they left a mosque, yesterday, forced them to their knees and machine gunned them. Accused of being collaborators, apparently. There are to many apologists for savages on this blog.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    How does it feel to be a dead man walking, dear?

    P.S. I found your large, brown eyes rather alluring.

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    John Jihottie says:

    How did you know my eyes are brown, Elsie?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Andy Eyeliner Burnham says:

    Mid Staffs was the Tories fault too

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    Dear Mark Regev says:

    Could be the case
    Hamas shots fires and more 1,400 times. Four dead, a fourty injured with injuries for live and the rest expected to fully recover
    Israel shots fires and more 1,400 times. All hit the target.

    You should not go along with the usual lefty rant. You say it and it gives you clarity and feel better.

    How about: Its a problem of leadership on both sides. Not Palestinian people or Israel people. Oh bye the way about 20% are sort of Palestinians. In Hafia area, its about 50:50 split and they all get on fine.

    Then taking the left approach to Israel, well, Mr Griffin BNP, us lefty and co are right behind you.

    Hamas only exist for the device need to television.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Aren’t all Packys’ eyes brown, dear?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes the lefty kiddie fiddlers make plenty of excuses for their Ham As gayer mates.

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    Dear Mark Regev says:

    Could be the case
    Hamas shots fires and more 1,400 times. Four dead, a fourty injured with injuries for live and the rest expected to fully recover
    Is***l shots fires and more 1,400 times. All hit the target.

    You should not go along with the usual lefty rant. You say it and it gives you clarity and feel better.

    How about: Its a problem of leadership on both sides. Not Pal**ti***n people or Isr***l people. Oh bye the way about 20% are sort of Pal***s. In Hafia area, its about 50:50 split and they all get on fine.

    Then taking the left approach to Is**l, well, Mr Gr****n B£N$P%, us lefty and co are right behind you.

    Hamas only exist for the device need to television.

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    Right, scrutiny over.

    You are not fit to inhabit this country. Fuck off to sandland or shitistan.

    When shi’a are killing shi’a, you need to see how we cannot as a country of the 21st century rather than the 11th century choose to deal with your revolting ways.

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    Should be renamed Morning Crescent with that page.

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    Bashir Assad says:

    Desperate situations call for desperate compromises. But I shall not be co-operating with the slaughterers of tens of thousands of innocent Arabs.

    Hence I shall not be forging an alliance with ISIS against the sons of Al-Blair.

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    I’m sorry,so sorry sorry err sorry…enough? Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.

    I will not txt homo, gay snake or other inhuman messages.

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    Milky, is that you?

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    albacore says:

    Who on earth would notice owt amiss
    If now the Speaker’s taking the piss?
    These days, what else does Parliament do?
    (Just like the E U orders it to)

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    Prefer Posh Totty any day please says:

    She could serve behind the bar.

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    Ghost of Mr Speaker (where's me John?) Thomas says:

    Possible six months in the chokey? Berkoff was right, look you – she will have a perfect synergy with so many ‘honorable members’.

  183. 183
    BBC says:

    +++++ BREAKING NEWS +++++

    Ben Fogle’s unheading is no longer of interest.

    We employ ten million useless PPE graduates and one of them has, finally, come up with a genuine story:

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    Zoot Al Delors says:

    I have just invented the ultimate smelliest of soft cheeses. We have called it CammoBlair.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    euRIPides says:

    Well, Bercow’s a bit of a wanker

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    Anonymous says:

    Andrew Langley, John Thurston Angela Eagle, Julie Mellor, Margaret Hodge, The Speaker.

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    Farragio of Twisted Facts says:

    UKIP would double the charges and give the cash to millionaires.

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    half a country.
    when i read your posts, I think of half the word country

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    Crane? Believes NWO will poison the land to cull populations utilising fracking?

    Predicted a false flag alien invasion at the 2012 Olympics.


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    Buckie Bony says:

    Why did you just pick the Tory? What about the labour girls or are you just a fucking great troll merchant

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Join with Assad? Join with Farage? Anything would be better than joining with me!

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    Half a country.
    Still a complete country.

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    euRIPides says:

    Well, Bercow’s a bit of a wanker
    Sal’s anus he pumps but don’t thank her
    She likes it up there
    There’s nowt to compare
    She stays with him so he can spank her.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Lib Dem MPs who harken to Millibean be warned!

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    never happy says:

    Well, Bercow’s a bit of a wanker
    Sal’s anus he pumps but don’t thank her
    She likes it up there
    There’s nowt to compare
    Her father had lined up a banker.

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    With deep sorrow?
    Then you need to get out more.

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    Confucius, He says:

    How pissed scale one to ten?

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    I try not to be one for sarcasm, but it is difficult to see how this post could be any more interesting.

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    albacore says:

    What the Speaker does in his private life
    Must be betwixt him and his lady wife
    But when Parliament defiles the nation
    Well, that’s a different aberration

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    The Tory Party are now Lefty Europhile Scum says:

    Supreme Imbecile Dimmy Dave is going to lose the election.

    Get over it.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Reeta Shakeyerbootie says:

    Make them sit through Prime Minister’s Question Time.

    Cruel and unusual punishment.

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:

    :( .

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    Viperous Old Vince says:

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    Ginger Rodent says:

    Get stuffed, you old duffer.

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    The Tory Party are now Lefty Europhile Scum says:

    Whilst I applaud the Mirror for highlighting the ongoing uselessness of Supreme Imbecile Dimmy Dave and his coterie of out-of-touch cretins, I can’t but help notice their failure to point out that Lefty multiculturalism has failed, and failed utterly.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Ivor Rightfortune MP says:

    I put three hundred and twenty grand in my ISIS. Crap interest rates, mind! Never did think Dave gave much thought to it really. And as for that Gideon!

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    Simple Simon MP says:

    That rodent’s been eating too may pies!

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    England Awake says:

    Why not go for 140,000 of the murdering savages while they’re at it.

    Go Israelis go, with my complete blessing.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    3rd World Eye says:

    SA is headind for failed state status. The whole country is being mismanaged by the ANC and basic services are failing, Eskom the national electricity utility has introduced rolling blackouts. There is even an app to warn of local power shortages.

    It’s a question of how quickly the disaster occurs. Slowly as the ANC bleeds the place dry or quickly under a firebrand like Malema. The only region with a propect of reasonable stability is the Cape under the control of the Democratic Alliance.

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    C*NT MAN says:

    There once was a C*NT

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    Ed Balls says:

    I totally disagree.

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    Does that rank Dave above or below G’ordon B’rown on the imbecile scale ?

    Can anyone confirm if there was any surf wherever Dave is or was this just a publicity shot not on a golf course because of Yeo ?

    BTW: That looks suspiciously like a body board and not a surf board.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    To be fair to Dave, he’d never get a holiday if he had to wait for a week when moo slims weren’t raping and beheading, and that includes the uk for those with short memories..

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    England Awake says:

    These are not executions, they are murders by a death cult known as Islam.

    Time our fucking media told it as it is.

    Of course they will be the first to be ‘executed’ once the caliphate is established.

    Arseholes and Socialists you have completely fucked civilsation.

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    Unite the Onion is not appealing says:

    Labour MP in a van?

    Sick Transit Gloria!

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    No trial though eh?

    In fact these so called spies and informants were simply taken off the streets and murdered in front of the public to serve as a warning not to step out of line and oppose hamas. And the funny part? The left have aligned themselves with murderous psychopaths who dont ‘do’ trials fair or otherwise, you oppose hamas and you can expect a bullet in the head.

    In fact the murdered 18 were no more spies and informants than I am, their very public murders sent a message to the people of Gaza, the jihad will go on and on and on, hamas will remain in control and anyone who is not 100% behind that can expect to be lined up and killed.

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    Norman Lamb says:

    And those evil Tories definitely arranged for Dr. D*vid Kelly to leave this Earth, so that he could not make things awkward for warmonger Tony.

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    England Awake says:

    Also get those fucking masks off, or fuck off.

    Ours is an open face democracy, not a masked Ali Baba death culture

    If you don’t like it we’ll pay for your single airfare to shitholistan.

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    Gideo killed the Radio Stars says:

    The surfing’s just a cover. What other reason has he for slicking back what’s left of his hair over that bald spot? Whereas natural leaders take the Ceasarian approach.

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    euRIPides says:

    A copper sez, “Miss. You mus blow bag.”
    I swoons an then stubs out my hash fag.
    “It’s thirty, you see?
    It’s not about me
    But you and your vegetable hot-saag.”

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    listen to Betty Boothroyd says:

    This is also distracting attention away from the fact that Bercow
    presented a parliamentary pass to a drinking buddy of his wife
    who’d also donated cash to himself and the Labour party.
    He’s a joke and he’s brought parliament into disrepute.
    Sack him.

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    England Awake says:

    Can we be sure he isn’t Johnny Jihadi.

    There is a certain look.

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    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    The Tories are to blame for everything.
    Now shut up and hand over your telly tax.

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    piss poor says:

    8.85 then?

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    Anonymous says:

    My enemies enemy is my friend.

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    Wait until the genocide against the whites begins, the liberal media will be completely disinterested, the BBC will shrug and claim the whites deserve their fate, no rent a rabble protests.

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    albacore says:

    Yet now there are trillions. Well, fancy that!
    But it takes only one to be a twat
    And it looks like you’re the prime candidate
    Haven’t you stayed up a little bit late?

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    i want to know says:

    Where is Miliband on holiday?

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    Ex Tory Voter says:

    What a total contemptible Wanker he is.

    What on earth did we do to deserve such a pile of piss.

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    I dream of genie says:

    That won’t bother Liebour supporters, they all live in corpo houses and are on benefits, they just keep their expensive cars and caravan parked on the pavement it’s difficult to get parking when their’s at least four cars in the family.

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    piss poor says:

    That penis looks like a map of Berkhampstead

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    helpful suggestion says:

    Arrest her for inciting racial hatred.

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    To be pedantic: My enemy’s enemy…

    But that is not necessarily true in the middle east.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Gideo killed the Radio Stars says:

    How are you spelling it?

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    The size of those waves – that isn’t hanging 10 – hamsters are hung bigger.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    piss poor says:

    Is this a trick question?

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    Jack Dromey says:

    Black plonkers for me!

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    the west should hang their heads in shame says:

    Assad has been fighting against these Muslim nutters
    for years,while the US and EU provided them with arms.

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    Gideo killed the Radio Stars says:

    No. Spell something.

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    eh? says:

    Where’s Milibland been for the last month?
    Conspicuous by his total absence.

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    Hey, FaT Pretend Irish Poofter- he nicked my pseudonym says:


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    oh dear says:

    Will this affect Prescott’s mansion?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Fabians are evil says:

    Just a thought – if the Nazis were about today and we dared to criticize them would we be accused of being Naziphobic or racist by the P.C. lefty idiots?

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    Pretend Irish Poofter- he nicked my pseudonym says:

    Isn’t Dan Hannan a failed politician that The Telegraph employ as clickbait?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    So what exactly is Dave supposed to do? No, seriously – what?

    It’s too late, anyway. Far too late.

    The Towelheads blow up the Tube; what do we do? Nothing.

    They burn poppies at Remembrance services; what do we do? Nothing (except brand people like me r@cists).

    They murd3r a soldier on the streets of London in cold bl00d; what do we do? Nothing.

    All is lost. Flee while you can. I’ll be off (again) ASAP.

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    Put a Full Stop to Sharia says:

    In the Middle East:

    “My enemy’s enemy is my nemesis.”

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    just asking says:

    Who the hell are John Thurston and Julie Mellor?
    Why do they have the power to decide such important
    parliamentary appointments?

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    What Dave is doing right now – like O’bama – is perfect. He is not doing anything bad.

    Recommend having a Doctor Strangelove moment with radical !slam. It helps.

    Then, forget all that PC b/s, un-friend any you may have on the left and:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Pretend Irish Poofter- he nicked my pseudonym says:

    Isn’t The Telegraph a failing UK newspaper that nobody gives a shit about?

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    Aaron Spelling says:





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    Mornington Crescent says:

    “Tackle British J1hadists”.

    This isn’t a fucking game of rugger, FFS.

    Oh, I despair. Vote UKIP – if only to make yourself feel better.

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    Eamonn Hitler says:

    Ahem. Homos like you don’t fit easily into our master plan.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    And now, for a fine pair of Labour supporters:

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    Virginia Never-Weighed says:

    I always knew that Cliff Richard was a Jihadist. Sue Barker? We’ll draw a veil over that one.

    Summer Holiday? Basra’s the place.

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    The BBC are cunts says:


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    simon_coulter says:

    Do you realise what I, and Mummy, have to go through?

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    Blind Pugh says:

    Or Manchester .

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    Strazz Burqa says:

    You fiddle with yourself politically?

    I thought UKIP MEPs only fiddled with their expenses!

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    simon_coulter says:

    Isn’t The Mail read only by wankers?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well spotted. I’m a TWAT.

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    Terry (Tel) le Graf says:

    More pertinently, would you be attacked by the Daily Mail like last time?

  273. 273
    GOD says:

    Forgive the poor tosseurs, for they know not what they are doing.

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    Kaffir Turkey Shoot says:

    Turkeys suffer from Christmasophobia I’ve heard.

    BBC Farming Editor, Mark Easton says: “In a changing world turkeys are having to come to terms with a new diversity as they find themselves increasingly on the festive menu. Whilst this is a painful process for some, younger turkeys are proving more welcoming of change, and some – whisper it if you dare – are even starting to vote for Christmas. Mark Easton, BBC News, where’s my fee?”

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    Ex Tory Voter says:

    No, it’s just read by average Englishmen and women. Perhaps they are wankers but they’re generally not barbarians, sadists or soshalists.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    PEE-BRAIN says:

    Please read my blog, though.

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    PEE-BRAIN says:

    Have you met these people?

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    Get a job, you cunt says:

    No, he hasn’t.

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    Terry (Tel) le Graf says:


    They just look at the pictures. Then finish off with The Sun.

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    average Englishmen and women says:

    You patronising, misguided, little twat.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ex Tory Voter says:

    Dave can’t do anything because he is a complete tosser, a bureaucrat’s bureaucrat.

    His sole achievement in four years of posturing is the legalisation of gay marriage.

    That’s it nothing more, other than the drift into anarchy, sadism and an evil death cult, oh and I almost forgot, doubling the national debt left us by the Socialists.

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    Marvin Hanker says:

    Cliff Richard’s coming home by a very devious route

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    lack women only says:

    “Professional” commenters are, by nature, the most boring people on the planet.

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    Fabians are evil says:

    The paid lefty trolls are active tonight – perhaps they are waiting for the late night gay clubs to open?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote nurrghhh get fnnhhhhrr says:

    No you fuck off you tory bumsexer

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    lack women only says:

    For sure. They’re a hangover from the past? Get lost, I say. Nobody reads your clever remarks, do they?
    Piss off, do a real days work and let us say something interesting on here.
    We’re tired of your attempts.

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    Sally Bercow MP for Deptford from My 2015 says:

    I shall be employing by drinking partner in the office of Sally Bercow MP

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    lack women only says:

    Leave this alone – walk out into the fresh air – swing your buttocks towards boyfriend – enjoy late august nightscape

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    It aint fair says:

    Wants to get rid of Mills.

    Two sensible votes, one not gives us Mills to death do us part.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Food for thought…

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Liam WT Fox says:

    You shouldn’t be so smug just because you have your OAP ‘before 5′ day pass.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    He’s a bit wide for his height.

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    Ally Snackbar says:

    Hamas kill 18 of their pally pals

    Moz vs Iz : who can kill the most pallys ?

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


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    John burqow says:

    What a shit life I have and to cap(skull) it all, my name is mossie.

  301. 301
    Liam WT Fox says:

    It’s a bum rap!

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    I've Seen Her On TV says:

    What professional accomplishments?

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    Penny Dreadful says:


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    talk to e, baby says:


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    anonymouse says:

    Mr and Mrs and the dog. The dog voted against.

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    3000 DTH? says:

    i GOT THID DRONIN from other programme

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    the real average Englishmen and women says:

    fuck off trotsky

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    The British MSM are cunts says:

    The more interesting headline is that a police chief accuses the BBC of a cover-up on the Cliff raid.

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    One hopes this will not be politicized for the referendum…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    Seems you care enough to leave a comment on it

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    Islington Bolshies says:

    You are forgetting the monied socialist luvvies of the BBC.

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    táxpáyér says:

    That’s funny I’d bet a referendum on preventing more muzzies settling in this country would win.

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    táxpáyér says:

    They all have “common purpose”.

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:


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    táxpáyér says:

    LOL tragically silly.

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    How to Identify a Psychopath says:

    Me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my
    me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my
    me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my
    me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my
    me me me………………

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    How to Identify a Psychopath says:

    Me me me my my my me me me my my my me me me my my my……….

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    RomaBert... says:

    I suspect you are 100% unfortunately.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Religous murder done in way mentioned in kerrang and waht does America Big Zero say??

    “Obama: ISIL speaks for no religion”


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    Strip the Bastardos of their passports! says:

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    RomaBert... says:

    Don’t they have Human Rights legislation and a CPS equivalent in Gaza?

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    Hang all Traitors says:

    It would perhaps need amending to be relevant to British subjects and strip them of British Citizenship.
    I have copied and pasted a part below for your viewing:

    [33 & 34 Vict .] Foreign Enlistment. [Cu. 90.] [9th August 1870.]

    Penalty on leaving Her Majesty’s dominions with intent to serve a foreign state.
    (from original act attached)
    5. If any person, without the license of Her Majesty, being a British subject, quits or goes on board any ship with a view of quitting Her Majesty,s dominions, with intent to accept any commission or engagement in the military or naval service of any foreign state at war with a friendly state, or, whether a British subject or not, within Her Majesty’s dominions, induces any other person to quit or to go on board any ship with a view of quitting Her Majesty’s dominions with the like intent,- He shall be guilty of an offence against this Act, and shall be punishable by fine and imprisonment, or either of such punishments, at the discretion of the court before which the offender is convicted ; and imprisonment, if awarded, may be either
    with or without hard labour.
    (amended act at)

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    RomaBert... says:

    The IDF get a big thumbs up from me :)

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    táxpáyér says:

    No, wankers look at the pictures in the grauniad.

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    táxpáyér says:

    She’s certainly NPD

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    RomaBert... says:

    Our own lefties would like to have a similar power here in the UK I suspect. They are getting there slowly….. hate crimes and the thought police to suppress any dissent :)

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    Brown Eye PI says:

    Yup, know four of them and they’re all c’unts. So, why are we surprised by this.

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    No publicity is bad publicity, unless it is your obituary.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    I've Seen Her On TV Unfortunately says:

    Yes, I guess charging an outrageous fee is the mark of a professional. :)

  331. 331
    Brown Eye PI says:

    Au contraire. He’s a war-mongering dickhead who seems to think the Russians are behind everything. Does more damage to the UKIP cause with every utterance … maybe, that’s the point.

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    fear always wins says:

    Whata bout my uman rights I ave EU rites now so get stuffed, I can do what I want cos the plod are so politically correct that they are banning people from seeing a public video, political correctness and the EU laws and human rights laws will kill us, the Libertarian left think they will get away with being on the ISIS side, when the butcher their own then you know they will butcher anyone.

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    forthcoming Scottish Independence says:

    Have not heard a squeak from Sean Connery. Can he vote in it? Can he donate fiancially? Will he pay his future world wide taxes, perhaps back dated, to help the cause, win or lose?

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    headless corpse says:

    Hey. Life can be rather trying. Whenever my brain gets down I play this at 11 and things don’t seem so bad:

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    Kid Jihad says:

    You have to say the trade of DJ has come a long way from their warblings on Wunderfurl Radeeo Wurn back in the 60s.

    Now they are head-lining all over the world.

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    I don’t think he is as bad as S’avile turned out to be.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  337. 337
    Dear John, Paul, Ringo etc. says:

    Luton / Dunstable is a dump. That no reason to go off chopping, is it bro?

  338. 338
    Fabians are evil says:

    Best hurry up and go out or only the 68 year old queens, trannies and HIVs will be left in the club

  339. 339
    The Labour party should dump the Red Flag and adopt this says:

  340. 340
    don van vliet says:

    zappa wozza ponce

  341. 341
    Kate Burley says:

    get real you nupty

  342. 342
    Less than two people care bout your shitty blog says:

  343. 343
    horlicks says:

    Not known for your exaggeration, E?

  344. 344
    Hasbara Kacker Spotter says:

    Oy Vey! Brave IDF Lions of Judaism deliberately target civilians and murder 500 children !!!

    That’s 500 children!

  345. 345
    Anonymous says:

    I a shinin star amonst the dullards , I spose :(

    *tweaks nippels*

  346. 346
    Hasbara Kacker Spotter says:

    Even funnier, I’d bet a referendum on preventing more Zionazis settling in Palestine would win.

  347. 347
    táxpáyér says:

    So have I! And then I had some fantasies involving me and Bibi.

  348. 348
    non voter says:

    Don’t vote. Do not give anyone a mandate to rule over you.

  349. 349
    Harry Enfield says:

    How dare these Russkis impose humanitarian aid on Ukrainians!

  350. 350
    Zionazi Fuckscum says:



  351. 351
    E says:

    I , probably , outgrew these Janet & John comment boards five years ago , a week after I worked out how to turn computer on .

    As long as you’re here , I’ll keep dumping stuff , I spose .

    Please , don’t insult my intelligence by expecting me to read your cack .

    It isn’t going to happen .

    Here’s something more important than anything you’ve got to say –

    Byeeeee x x

  352. 352
    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s a pleasure to have you back as a relief from the yelling morons currently infesting these comments.

  353. 353
    Tony Black Flag Over Blackburn says:

    He’s young. Give him time. I’m sure his current predeliction for decaptitation will mutate eventually into nec’rophilia and he will give Jimmy a run for his money.

  354. 354
    there's no escaping this address says:

    yeah ! Lemmy’s bass work Moorcock’s words Dik Mik’s orgasmatron all adds up to a funky effect I’m at 1;20 already

  355. 355
    E says:

    How old is u , darlin ??

  356. 356
    there's no escaping this address says:

    same as elsie You?

  357. 357
    E says:

    Fifty an three quarters , honey .

    Back to clip ^^ yeah ??

  358. 358
    there's no escaping this address says:

    1;30;06 headbanging so hard makes me glad to have a head still attached

  359. 359
    GetReal says:

    BT ordered to repair most faults ‘within two days’

    Ofcom’s recommendations will now be *subject to scrutiny by the European Commission* and a final ruling is expected in June.

    WTF? Who rules this country?

  360. 360
    1:33:03 says:

    Is Dave Brock still alive?

  361. 361
    1:33:03 says:

    You forgot to put your pants on, dear. Nice bunch, though.

  362. 362
    GetReal says:


  363. 363
    RomaBert... says:

    No proof of that, 500? Just another figure plucked out of the air……..

  364. 364
    non taxable pikey says:

    From November 1st, Brussels.

  365. 365

    He was head boy at school.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  366. 366
    albacore says:

    Dave’s doing a Steven Seagal impression
    Must surely uplift the nation’s depression
    His determined expression and cute wet-suit
    And Sam’s ironing-board cocked ready to shoot
    Now, that’s the stuff to get terrorists sorted
    Out of the millions Parliament’s imported

  367. 367
    non taxable pikey says:

    Good thing the Japanese Whaling fleet wasn’t around.

  368. 368
    Hugh Janus says:

    Indeed! If only we could delete the word “puppet” from Guido’s headline, we might be getting somewhere. . . .

  369. 369
    Owen Jones says:

    Being awake at this time is clearly an act of defiance.

  370. 370
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Vote SNP, get freedom.

  371. 371
    Another non-story from Gweedo says:

    Who cares? The man wields no meaningful power and its a weak govt and will be again next time round. Talk about parliamentary corruption esp paedos in parliament and cover-ups

  372. 372
    Here we go around the mulberry bush says:

    Two men are being charged with the death of one of those illegal immigrants, I presume the grown up’s of the 34 illegal immigrants will be charged as well, if they were forced to get in the container then yes I agree, but if they paid to get in the container to use it to gain illegal access to this country then they are just as complicit and should also be up in court, all this “slavery” is a joke, if you want to stop illegal immigration then , the illegal immigrants should be in court for buying an illegal product namely illegal entry into Britain, stop pretending these people were forced to come to Britain they were not, they paid, even if the idiots paid with their lives, Camoron stop being soft on these people, the human rights laws affect our lives as well, were supposed to have human rights, but they get dumped in favour of these illegal people, May 2015 not to long to go now Camoron.

  373. 373
    'Jihadi John' Bercow says:

    When will we get someone to replace Butler-Sloss as it seems the investigation that was made prior did not take into account the possibility of her being rejected and brought to account

  374. 374
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    I’m sorry, but I spat my tea all over my monitor this morning at reading this piece of work coming from traitor May.…6.html#g0zeibP

    This is really going to stop them isn’t it?

  375. 375

    Very few people are aware of the impending cataclysmic power shift that is in the pipeline from that date , Parliament will be totally powerless to even debate EU regulations, every aspect of domestic legislation will be subject to EU scrutiny.

  376. 376
    Here we go around the mulberry bush says:

    She must have just returned from planet stupidity and picked up some stupid idea’s, I really don’t know where these idiots appear from, gormless and brainless, no decent idea’s, the world has sped past her and left her in the 1980’s, the EU human rights laws destroyed any working laws we had in this country, we had decent laws before the EU laws bring them back and get rid of the EU human comedy laws.

  377. 377
    Guy News Room says:

    Because “Owen” is a British colonial imperialist name, our beloved tweeter is considering a name change to Mohammed Jones.

  378. 378
    The J3wish Tal mud says:

    Baba Mezia 24a . If a J3w finds an object lost by a Gentile (“heathen”) it does not have to be returned.

    Baba Kamma 37b. Gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has “exposed their money to Israel.”

  379. 379

    The same May who continues with the same Labour mass immigration policies and said nothing about it when in opposition is surprised that among the 4,000,000 muslims imported in the last 15 years there are thousand who actively support terrorism.
    Now it is conveniently too late she sees the light ,the sound of the slamming of stable doors is deafening.

  380. 380
    Hasbara Kacker Spotter says:

    It’s a conservative estimate. But seeing you want to slimily shyster about the numbers, Shlomo, what if it were “only” 300?

  381. 381
    non taxable pikey says:

    Tell me about it, mention QMV and the legislation changes to anyone and you are met by blank stares.

    I suppose we could always do what the French do in such circumstances and just ignore the F’king EU.

  382. 382
    I Wright says:

    So your theory is that everyone should vote for the party that they don’t want in order not to get the party that they don’t want ?

  383. 383
    Al Abamahayride says:

    We don’t want anyone to commission more crime so why should we be expected to vote for such a person ?

  384. 384
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Epic irony fail !

    Guido complaining loudly about someone wanting to employ someone else as their personal glove puppet.

    Really ???

  385. 385
    Mark Oaten says:

    My enemies enema is my lunch

  386. 386
    what a gay dave says:

    Come on give john a break – he had a very difficult childhood

  387. 387
    Anonymous says:

    The Roma Runt, Sally Slapper and Kangaroo Carol are deciding on democracy children. Let’s sit and watch.

  388. 388
    Casual Observer II says:

    No doubt some rabbeye committed MGM on his prick — made him shorter in that respect as well

  389. 389
    Hear All See All says:

    Today, it’s turn of the Daily Star to have a go at UKIP, by creating a headline which totally misrepresents the “share a pint and a chat with Nigel Farage” fundraising prize draw:-
    They scream
    “”Win a booze-up with Nigel Farage! Ukip slammed for ‘encouraging’ binge drinking
    UKIP leader Nigel Farage was last night accused of encouraging binge drinking with a ­bizarre party fund raiser.””
    The offer only *shares* one pint !

  390. 390
    Theresa May, Hard as Nails says:

    How do we stop blood thirsty UK based mussy nutjobs? I know let’s give them an ASBO that’ll show the demented fuckers. They won’t even be able to tell people down the mosque they have one as they will be at home.

    What’s that? we will have to let them go to mosque as it’s their human right? Oh well they will still have to stay in all night and browse the internet and maybe watch some youtube movies so that will show them then.

    No one messes with the Coalition and get away with it.

  391. 391
    Action This Day says:

    Send all the fucking mozzies and their sprogs back where they came from.

  392. 392
    ISIS EU Branch says:

    Death to all 2.1Kw Hoovers or greater. Inshalah

  393. 393

    The French and the rest seem to be having a bet amongst themselves just how much of this legislation the UK government will swallow and by how much the treacherous civil service will make it even more onerous.
    How they must be laughing as the UK destroys it’s competitiveness and lies down to have it’s belly scratched like a puppy, knowing full well that they themselves will just shrug , and totally ignore it.

  394. 394
    Chancellor Murkel says:

    The U.K. is a useful dumping ground for mozzies, roamers, and any other undesirables.

  395. 395

    Even though it would be perfectly legal to pack them off back to Belgium , fuckwit Cameron and May will do no such thing ,they will be fed and watered at our expense, given benefits and housed within six months .

  396. 396
    The rabid europhile in no. 10 says:
    TTTTT H   H EEEEE      EEEEE U    U      SSSS U    U  CCCC K   K  SSSS
      T   H   H E          E     U    U     S     U    U C     K  K  S
      T   HHHHH EEEE       EEEE  U    U      SSS  U    U C     KKK    SSS
      T   H   H E          E     U    U         S U    U C     K  K      S
      T   H   H EEEEE      EEEEE  UUUU      SSSS   UUUU   CCCC K   K SSSS
  397. 397
    Anonymous says:

    “Whistleblowers were still releasing information to Senator Faulkner two years later.”
    Thank heavens Australia discovered injunctions to be far more effective, for preserving an ideological caliphate, than the mere redaction of reports. Since apparently, the next level up involves beheading journalists.

  398. 398
    táxpáyér says:

    Luckily there’s no such place.

    Carry on IDF!

  399. 399
    Y Pout says:

    Dave, from where I am it looks like you’re in charge of jack shit.



  400. 400
    Tapestry says:

    There are 6500 MI5 listed ‘Domestos’ terrorists in Britain. Here are a few.

  401. 401
    pookie snackumberger says:

    It seems that they actually want to prevent them going abroad!!!!

    So keep them here to wreak terror on us, hhmmmm good plan.

    Let them go and then rip up any claim to British citizenship, but brand them so if they come back they can be imprisoned.

  402. 402
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Ha ha, people laughed when Russian media showed pics of ‘outdoor-man’ Putin.

    There is a slight difference between Puto’ and our ‘out-door man’ though. Do any of you boys and girls know what it is?

  403. 403
    inside out says:

    It has been reported that they have already applied for political asylum.

  404. 404
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    You are indeed a sad individual for using another blogger’s pseudonym.

    I am not a Friend of Israel, so attempted character assassination is the response.

    The normal, SOP against those who dare criticise Israel.

    There for everyone to see.


  405. 405
    Observer says:

    Why does he remind me of a certain dictator?

    Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Speaker!

  406. 406
  407. 407
    twinkle says:

    Bercow and Kangaroo Carol.
    Isn’t it great. If you were a scriptwriter you would be told to come up with a more realistic believable plot.
    There will always be a bunch of headless chicken self seeking nutters in parliament. It beats reality TV. Bring on the clowns.

  408. 408
    Anonymous says:

    Clearly, should be replaced with someone within our class. That’s the problem these days – the lower-orders just don’t know place.

  409. 409
    Anonymous says:

    Vote: UKIP hard-right neo-cons!

    Vote: Cold War with Russia!

  410. 410
    Anonymous says:

    Before starting trouble on Russia’s doorstep, or helping their Uncle Sam to start a new Cold War, should not the UK Independence Party be more concerned about the UK?

  411. 411
    Anonymous says:

    Yes the IDF should carry on – all the way to the International War Crimes Court in the Hague.

  412. 412
    Anonymous says:

    Only a neo-con. Only a neo-con would fail to understand the clear and present danger of NATO marching up to the Putin’s doorstep. Only a neo-con would fail to see the danger of undermining Russia. And only a neo-con help start a new Cold War.

  413. 413
    Dallas says:

    Good to see a few here unpicking EUTroll’s garbage. Go to Zerohedge or Vinyard Saker for something closer to the real story.

  414. 414
    Cpl Hicks says:

    All this is getting too far into your head. I really suggest you take a break.

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