August 21st, 2014

Dave the Rave: Tories Launch Ibiza Branch

Chuka Umunna is not the only politico on Ibiza this summer. The Tories have just launched their own Balearic branch of Conservatives Abroad:

“Ibiza is renowned for attracting the world’s party people and last week was no exception as Conservatives Abroad launched its latest new branch  – Conservatives Abroad Ibiza. Overlooking the secluded bay of Porroig, residents and visitors mingled in the beautiful home and gardens of Charlie and Louise Bracken for cocktails and canapes, generously sponsored by Ibiza-Southerbys.”

How long before Ed Vaizey jets out for a fundraiser?


401 Comments

  1. 1
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Renound ?????

  2. 2
  3. 3
    Who are these cunts? says:

    “Southerbys”?

  4. 4
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I’m confused: The whole world watches in fear over ISIS,Iran,Syria,Yemen,Pak,Afghan,Lebanon,Ect – but that champagne socialist Owen Jones and his chums only demonstrate. against Israel.

  5. 5
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    British democracy at it’s fckin best, not only they allow the rest of the world to vote in our elections, we are allowing emigrants who pay no taxes in this country because they buggered off to another country to stop paying British taxes to vote and to make sure, the politician’s open a branch office, if these people want to vote they come back and live a year in this country and pay taxes,if they want to vote.

  6. 6
    dai grunting says:

    wots wrong with magaluf – too much of a mouthful?

  7. 7
    Get a job, you cunt says:

    Nobody reads your crap, dear.

  8. 8
  9. 9
    Do Try To Keep Up You Fucking Tard says:

    Why are you so concerned about what that shit stabber moans about? ISIS is run by the Mossad anyway.

  10. 10
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Re the previous ‘Beatles ‘ post, what do the Beatles mean for labour.

    Well, when Labour raised the top rate of tax to 80% they all went to live elsewhere.

  11. 11
    Mehir Patel, Karachi says:

    In the, Polaroid, seventies he had the body of an adonis. Now, he’s just a sad old man that types comments to himself.

  12. 12
    Dwayne Adebolgu says:

    Putting the trip in roadtrip

  13. 13
    ISIS CRISIS says:

  14. 14
    skype says:

    he REALLY wanted to show me his nuggets

  15. 15
    George Osborne says:

    were the drugs any good though

  16. 16
    ISIS CRISIS says:

  17. 17
    The Lone Ranger says:

    I’m amazed they’ve not stuck a pay-wall on that.

  18. 18
    Death to infidel animated gifs says:
  19. 19
    The Growler says:

    Haven’t they invited any of you lot to a drinkies party Geedes as guest speaker, lots of free drinkies, if not, that’s a crying shame. Travel on that low cost Iorish airline.

  20. 20
    "John", another disenfranchised human bean says:

    Gay people are not welcome in our jihadi. Ta.

  21. 21
    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    make sure you keep back enough money for the meter in case there is a cold snap this weekend.

  22. 22
    Uri N Spessermann says:

    +1,000,000

  23. 23
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The way things are going Dave will never manage a day trip to Blackpool without having to rush back for a Cobra meeting, so I do have some sympathy, not a lot mind.

  24. 24
    Logic says:

    So if someone who posts things on here that supports Israël has a foreskin, then what?

  25. 25
    She's simply blocking links to U-Tube says:

    Controlling a website’s comment section does not constitute a life.

  26. 26
    Yawn says:

    Ow nooo There is a TERROR ALERT !!!!!

    I am sooo scared!

  27. 27
    David Cameron says:

    As it happens I’m sat with Sam having a Cobra in the local curry house. Curry tastes a bit sticky and salty but the beer is fine.

    Pip Pip

  28. 28
    Yawn says:

    Then he is a Christian Z i o nist and just as deluded,
    or utterly ignorant of zioNAZIsm.
    Nobody with an ounce of ethics would support Israel if they bothered to read up about the daily antics of the ZIoNutters.

  29. 29
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Any interesting dead fish to point at?.

  30. 30
    Cyril Smith's ghost says:

    I suppose, reading the link Handy, that you are hanging on for the redundancy payment. No honour amongst thieves and perverts eh? Boaz.

  31. 31
    Is Dave actually abroad at this moment of crisis, though? says:

    Fuck cares. I post this for n millionth time – TURN IT UP:

  32. 32
    David Cameron says:

    I’m a low tax Conservative! BOOM BOOM!

  33. 33
    Nero says:

    Maybe he doesn’t care you thick c*nt.

  34. 34
    James Bondage says:

    Fucking marvellous – particularly with a faceful of black minge.

  35. 35
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Now this was a real crisis :-)

  36. 36
    Nero says:

    You’re also a completely out of touch twat.

    Ibiza is so fucking yesterday…

  37. 37
    Johnnie M says:

    It’s an acquired taste.

  38. 38
    Grant Shapps says:

    Taxi for David Cameron ,allow me to get his coat !

    LAB have been cut from 2/1 to 7/4 by William Hill to win an overall majority at GE2015

  39. 39
    "J*hn", just another disenfranchised, homosexual human bean says:

    Can I post my link yet, Steve? Infidel.

  40. 40
    Fat Boy Dave says:

    Chillax – I’m on a promise from Dim Sam.

  41. 41
    The Steve Silman Appreciation Society says:

    In a minute…….

    I’m gay, by the way :(

  42. 42
    blocked says:

    You don’t say? I knew those hips were child-bearing.

  43. 43
    R. Youshore says:

    May 2013 ??? WTF ?

  44. 44
    what a gay dave says:

    When are they going to find a replacement for butler sloss?

    Was she the only one available who could give them the report they wanted?

  45. 45
    Steve says:

    In a minute.

  46. 46
    Barry O'Barma says:

    Yo bastardo! You trying to outdo my golf?

  47. 47
    Steve says:

    You wanted to post a song about holding, specific, body parts?

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Actually by the time you added all the other taxes in Labour inserted it was more like 96%

    Socialism is great until you run out of other people’s money

  49. 49
    "J*hn", just another disenfranchised, homosexual human bean says:

    Yes. Hands.

  50. 50
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I’m free!, and have no problem about telling them what they want hear as long as the cheque is in the post.

  51. 51
    Steve says:

    Not heads?

  52. 52
    Years of terror 1997 to 2010 says:

    Be careful what you vote for. The one certain thing is if Labour get back in then there will never ever be another government other tan Labour and UKIP will be labelled a terrorist organisation.

  53. 53
    "J*hn", just another disenfranchised, homosexual human bean says:

    Nope. It’s a song about holding hands. It’s uplifting and positive.

  54. 54
    Bliar criminal in chief says:

    Oi ! That’s my line

  55. 55
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    bye bye Liebore :-)

  56. 56
    Miss Spelllig-Bee says:

    Rentbuoys in the sun

  57. 57
    Steve says:

    I don’t like the sound of “uplifting and positive.”

  58. 58
    Logic says:

    And what if he also fucked goats in the desert?

  59. 59
    "John", another disenfranchised human bean says:

    That’s because you’re a tosser.

  60. 60
    Crisis? What crisis? says:

    What crisis? Put into perspective, a US citizen was murdered in Syria and the US has IS on the run.

    Jihadis are on the loose in the UK, have been for years, but Labour and the LibDems will not let anyone do anything about it as they form part of their core vote.

    I would say all this is the annual Labour/press mischief where they try to dream up a reason to interrupt holidays/constituency functions.

  61. 61
    non taxable pikey says:

    These things take time you know but 38 DAYS IS A BIT BLOODY EXCESSIVE!

  62. 62
    A Renound East End Gangster says:

    Porroig?

    Isn’t that what most of the expats are living there to avoid.

    They alway’s looked after their mums, mind.

  63. 63
    Gooey Blob says:

    That’s because of the effect Ukip are having in Tory marginals. Ukip support has been dropping slowly since the euros, but whether it drops enough to stop Labour winning by next May is anybody’s guess. If not, we could be living in a command economy a few years from now.

  64. 64
    john john says:

    Janet and John?

  65. 65
    The insanity of UKIPs position. says:

    Its changed because recent polls are showing UKIP not winning any seats but taking enough of the vote away from the Tories to allow Labour an outright victory. The stupidest thing about it is that Labour are the only party ruling out a referendum and moving to closer integration with Europe.

    This shows the complete , total and utter insanity of the UKIP position. They will achieve the direct opposite of what they actually want and by the time Labour finish there will be no going back. Labour are banking on 10% plus being taken to let them win.

    The other insanity is you try and explain this to these people and they just can’t see it. Enjoy your voting day because its the last time you will ever have that sort of opportunity.

    Q a load of we don’t give a shit posts which to me indicates UKIP are just retarded or you are actually Labour supporters.

  66. 66
    Ed Moribund says:

    I am going to be PM. Its inevitable.

    The wet Lib dems who were ‘oh so traumatised’ by Cleggs lies on tuition fees have rushed back into my loving socialist arms.

    these ‘useful idiots’ will give me 15% more votes than Gordon had in 2010.
    they don’t even care that I am going to keep, maybe even increase, tuition fees. They are just ‘hurt feelings’ cretins. And i welcome them.

    So that’s a win for me even without UKIP taking 10% off the Tories and a further 10% of wet Tories coming over to my side.

    Its a win no matter how twattishly i behave

  67. 67
    Steve Buckel says:

    Tell me.

  68. 68
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Goat fcuking is strictly halal.

  69. 69
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Tories should bring in 3 new bills to parliament in the run-up to the general election and dare Liebore and the FibDemons to vote them down.

    1. Immediate abolition of the telly tax to ease the cost of living on the poor and squeezed middle.

    2. Freeze the council tax for a further 5 years to ease the cost of living for the poor and squeezed middle (No loop holes allowed by councils, they must by law freeze the council tax).

    3. Bring in a new crime of public sector manslaughter, so that relatives of those abused at Stafford hospital can take legal action (special legal aid fund available) against those responsible and have them jailed.

    If the bills pass then the Tories get all the credit.

    If Liebore/FibDemons vote these bills down then the Tories will have a big stick with which to beat them in the election campaign.

    Also the Tories should run an updated version of their brilliantly successful 1992 tax bombshell campaign :-)

  70. 70
    Steve Buckel says:

    Ooops. Talking to myself again.

  71. 71
    Back1woodsman says:

    You really need to get help.
    I worked in the place where they stoned and burnt those poor fuckers, Port Harcourt.

  72. 72
    Same IP etc. says:

    Nice innie, dear.

  73. 73
    Cpl Hicks says:

    How much does an ounce of ethics cost in Ibiza?

    Sorted!

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off, Nazi girl.

  75. 75
    Mullah Owen Jones says:

    May Allah hasten David Cameron’s release in 2015 & keep him steadfast” Ameen!

  76. 76
    Same IP etc. says:

    UK Jihadis don’t have the balls to show their colours amongst their fellow nationals.
    They know they’d be mincemeat.

  77. 77
    Same IP etc. says:

    You’re comments are boring. Why not let an expert take over?

  78. 78
    Nick Clegg says:

    Handy is the LibDems greatest asset, as well as the publicy he generates, and lets remember no publicity is bad publicity, just think of all the lovely money we have received from his boys in Portsmouth.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051188/Lib-Dem-lothario-Mike-Hancock-young-Russian-girls-long-suffering-wife.html

  79. 79
    The British media are cunts says:

    Cut the standard rate of income tax by 5p just before the election and if Labour win see if they put it back up (like McPrat did last time for the top rate)

  80. 80
    Tachybaptus says:

    Your grammar is lousy. But then, I suppose, if you want a job really fucked up you call in an ‘expert’.

  81. 81
    We all know homophobic righties are latent gays who bummed furiously at Eton says:

  82. 82
    Greedo Fawkes, Scared of Liberty says:

    That’s why I delete so much.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Or the insanity of the Tory position in standing against UKIP.
    It is the current Tory leadership who lost their voters loyalty so perhaps they should get out the way and allow UKIP to beat Labour.

    Having some people who did not go the PPE-oxford/SPAD/arse licker route running the country might make a change. They cannot do any worse.

  84. 84
    Same IP etc. says:

    You’re a loser. Some dork is paying you to spout crap that two people read.

  85. 85
    Yawn says:

    So many Israel fanatics, so much censorship, so much hate!

  86. 86
    world in crisis says:

    South African parliament in chaos after Zuma refuses to answer questions about paying back $24million public money spent on upgrades to his family home.

    Despite a public inquiry which ordered Zuma to repay funds he ignored it and appointed the Chief of Police to conduct a second inquiry.

  87. 87
    and why not .....? says:

    Who cares? It’s your, tiny, life.

  88. 88
    Alte Hasbara Kacker says:

    That’s vhat ve pay him for!

  89. 89
    "J*hn", just another disenfranchised, homosexual human bean says:

  90. 90

    I might be available in fifteen to twenty years’ time.

  91. 91

    Sponsors like you to namecheck them, rather than making up an imaginary name.

  92. 92
    rabblerouser says:

    Vaizey might as well since he’s useless as a minister and should have been sacked in the reshuffle. Javed should get a better helper than that pompous useless individual.

  93. 93

    ….. but then the Division Bell rang and it was trousers on, hurry-scurry back to the Chamber.

  94. 94
    Birmingham City Council Dept. for Education says:

    As we teach all our children, homosexuals are Satanic beasts! Throw them from cliffs, as Almighty Allah commands in the Holy Q’Uran!

    Islam is a relgion of peace and tolerance, by the way.

  95. 95
    Inverness Caledonian Thistle says:

    Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Labour are the way in the right direction. Only a moron would insult me for saying that.

  96. 96
    Durrrrrrrrrrr... says:

    So “Righties” are homophobic because they legalised same-sex marriage, and “Lefties” aren’t homophobic because they didn’t?

  97. 97

    It’s great to see that the mug punters are buying Spanish property again!

  98. 98
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Are you secretly Lord Lucan?.

  99. 99
    An American photo-journalist's noddle says:

    Thank you for holding me so tightly in your loving embrace before fast-forwarding me to the rank of “once was.”

    Best wishes to your mother and boyfriend, “John.”

  100. 100
    John Bercow says:

    To all members of parliament.

    Please be advised that I have today engaged lawyers that will look into this matter. Someone or some persons have been sending emails purportedly from myself.

    But the sender has made an error with my name – so the forgeries are easy to detect.

    Anything signed off by :

    John Barecow
    The Little prince
    The Little ponce
    Little John
    Johnny Foreigner
    John Barecuckold
    Squeaker John
    ‘high heeled’ John
    The office of John and Sally Barecow
    King John
    Prince’s purple reign
    Pompous John
    Big bad john
    Little Bigman
    Pussy John
    Sally’s slave
    Potty Time

    or

    The worst speaker since that last one

    are not from me or any of my staff and should be ignored.

    Yours sincerely
    John Bercow {the real one}

  101. 101
    Nero says:

    Awwwww..!!!

    You gonna cwyyy…?

    Boo hoo…….(c*nt).

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  103. 103
    But spare a thought for England says:

    What more has to be done to get those thieving Jocks to fuck off?

    Can’t they take a hint?

    How can we get rid of these parasites?

  104. 104

    It would be nice if the enrichment would let the rest of us know who he is:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  105. 105
    Enemies in our midst says:

    There are people who know the identity of this evil scumbag who murdered a journalist for his imaginary friend and the p*edo who invented the lunatic ideology. He’ll have friends and family here. And if this government had any balls, it would inter every fucking raghead in the country until he and his family are identified. We have tolerated these fuckers for far too long. Not once do they ever condemn acts of terrorism by fellow muslims. No muslim would ever report another muslim he knew was planning to commit an atrocity.

    Round them up, put them in internment camps and let them know very clearly that they won’t be released until the terrorist and his wretched family are identified. And if that happens, deport the fuckers, including the ones born here.

  106. 106
    John Jihottie says:

    You’re welcome, sunshine. We’ll facebook, yeah?

  107. 107
    Mr C says:

    Hey sucka! This is Mr C, Prime Minister. I pity the fool who call me right wing. Quit your jibber jabber!

  108. 108
    Staffordian says:

    Will th emanslaughter law apply in retrospect then?

    How about setting a top rate tax of 75% two weeks before the election?
    Or better, implementig the entire Labour manifesto two weeks before the election and sit back and watch them having to cancel it all or face ruin.

    (at least ruin will bankrupt the property speculators)

  109. 109
    Jihadi John says:

  110. 110
    Loyal reader says:

    Remind me why the word “bank rupt” is modded.

  111. 111
    Breeder says:

    Homobuggery is just plain wrong and no good will come of it, mark my words.

  112. 112
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Have you ever tasted a Christian prawn vindaloo, dear?

  113. 113
    Sarah Teether says:

  114. 114
    Breeder says:

    Never happen, you’re mistaking Dave for a Tory.

  115. 115
    Breeder says:

    You seem surprised… the homobuggers don’t like women.

  116. 116
    Michael Gove says:

    I knew this would happen.

  117. 117
    Enemies in our midst says:

    I don’t get out much so I’m not sure on that, Elsie.

  118. 118
    Lord Rennard says:

    I do, yum yum.

  119. 119
    joe public says:

    +1,000,000

  120. 120
    Enemies in our midst says:

    Oh, I’ve got my own leftie stalker! Lovely! Hey, leftie, did you jizz with joy when all those evil English people were killed on 7/7? I bet you’re the type of leftlie apologist who wouldn’t care if someone close to you was killed, because you have that hilarious middle class, metropolitan white guilt and you go around boring everyone to tears about you love islam and the West is pure evil. You probably go to supermarkets and complain that they sell Empire apples because you believe they’re a symbol of imperialism.

  121. 121
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    So referring back a few days to the wedding between a Musl’m and a J*w in Israel.

    An opportunity to celebrate that love conquers all – but it doesn’t quite silence 200 Israeli protesters chanting; “Death to the Arabs !”.

    And the quote of all quotes:

    “…Lehava spokesman and FORMER LAWMAKER Michael Ben-Ari denounced J*ws intermarrying with non-J*ws of ANY denomination as “worse than what H’tler did”, alluding to the murder of six million J*ws across Europe in the second world war…”

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/18/arab-israeli-wedding-protest-four-arrested

    To put into perspective, it’s like the current Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor, Chris Grayling MP telling the UK populace;

    “Christians intermarrying with non-Christians of ANY denomination is just dreadful and shouldn’t be allowed.”

    But he wouldn’t say that in the UK.

    But it’s OK in Israel, as we stand up for what we believe in…and don’t care what anyone else thinks, because if they’re not one of us then they must be anti-sem’tic.

  122. 122
    Enemies in our midst says:

    Curries are from India, a mainly Hindu nation. Indian food is not the creation of muslims.

  123. 123
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

  124. 124
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Well, I have the “munchies”, dear and I have it mind to blow some of my Reg’s (God perpetuates his memory) pension payment on a Prawn Biryani; Bhindi Bhajee; Plain Nan and, maybe, a Chilli Paneer to remind me of the best times.
    Tomorrow, I’ll sharpen the chain saw.

  125. 125
    Owen Jones says:

    Jihad John is a brave hero in the fight against western imperialist capitalism. Laurie Penny, Mehdi Hasan, George Galloway and I send him our best wishes and hope he is never found by the evil forces of capitalist imperialist western capitalism.

  126. 126
  127. 127
    WhoSaidThat? says:

    You two get a room.

    [Assuming it’s not a saddo having a conversation with him/herself ?]

  128. 128
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    My God, you’re a boring individual, aren’t you, dear?

  129. 129
    Enemies in our midst says:

    I think you mean brinjal bhaji. Bhindi is Rolf Harris’s daughter. I do hope you’re not planning on turning her into a meal.

    I prefer sag aloo anyway. Check if the restaurant serves alcohol. If it does, then it’s Indian owned. Don’t give your money to muslim run shitholes.

  130. 130
    Lord Rennard says:

    Come here you little vixen and give us a grope.

  131. 131
    George Galloway says:

    HAMAS funerals today should have been bombed. Why didn’t Israel bomb these terrorist bastards to Kingdom come?

  132. 132
    Wishes and dreams fly in the dark says:

    I’m voting UKIP come hell or high water, Camoron is the problem, if his Conservatives want him to lose the next general election keep him in, I voted for that tosser Camoron in 2010, well his MP who got in , you then find out how deeply they love England by finding how deeply they voted for being in the EU, we ‘ve had 5 years of fkcall ,we have gone backwards, each time Camoron shows his face, giving £12billion to charities without asking the people is beyond all things decent especially when it’s money loaned, it’s as bad as Brown and his giving £400 million on American tv for mosquito nets, who cares who gets in power next year we don’t have any money to spare so lets see how fast the country goes bankrupt.

  133. 133
    P l e b says:

    Because Fawkes once was.

  134. 134
    Britain when real people ruled. says:

    Thanks Canada for the loan of your beautiful Lancaster.

  135. 135
    RomaBert... says:

    They look like Mooslims :)

  136. 136
    Is it me? says:

    What a sight with the Battle of Britain planes -from a time when we knew who our friends were. and brave friends they were.

  137. 137
    RomaBert... says:

    Is he Happy or Grumpy? :)

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    2015: I can not wait.

    It is the time that MPs need us. To let these criminals know how we feel is simply exhilarating. I’m so looking forward to it. They will relive every moment of their failed existence.

  139. 139
    RomaBert... says:

    Just wondering what Mooslims, Palestinians, Isis and the rest of the Arab Springwatch morons think about global warming? :)

  140. 140
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    and to City of Leeds Lancaster (payed for by subscriptions from Leeds folk in WW2), last two flying.

  141. 141
    Ditch_the_LibCons says:

    Cameroon von maggot is also on bloody holiday.

    “Conservatives Abroad”
    They are that far away from Reality, they can never get back.
    Spoon faced morons

  142. 142
    Tapestry says:

    Another fool joins in with Guido slagging off the great Ian Crane (last week’s effort). Guido thinks Crane wants to be the next David Icke. You won’t catch David Icke walking backwards down the road slowing a Police van, being assaulted by opponents on camera, and handling it all very nicely. Guido’s out of his depth in the alternative media. He’d do better sticking with the falsity of the main, much as we all love him. The reality of real opposition must be confusing to someone steeped in the falseness of Westminster theatre politics.

    http://the-tap.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/attacks-on-ian-cranes-credibility.html

  143. 143
    Persona Non Grata says:

    Putin exposes the new world order. The faces on Merkel, Clinton and Lieberman are a joy to behold.

    http://tinyurl.com/p3nzpwc

    1 of 4 the rest can be seen here. http://tinyurl.com/p3nzpwc

  144. 144
    Ditch_the_LibCons says:

    Times sadly long gone…..
    and we’re left with these so-called tory rag/fag-ends…

  145. 145
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Thanks for that: I have demanded answers from the IDF.

    Apparently the IDF command missed the funeral bombing opportunity as they had their artillery trained on all the beaches in Gaza – ready to attack any children seen playing ‘dangerously’ on the sand.

    But don’t worry, we’ll get all those nasty terrorists.

  146. 146
    Persona Non Grata says:

    The censorship on this site is getting diriculous.

  147. 147
    Millwall says:

    We dont care either

  148. 148
    The IDF says:

    Look, it’s not an easy test, not everyone can get into the IDF, it requires intelligence, courage and forward thinking.

    You just happened to be one of those applicants that had none of the above.

    Please move on, your bitterness is embarrassing.

    Your friend.

    Shlomo.

  149. 149
    John Bull says:

    Tell them they will be £7 a year better off if they vote for Independence and they’ll rush to exit.

  150. 150
    David Noble says:

    Fuck off twat.

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  152. 152
    We worked and we are poorer says:

    You missed out Liebour, we had 13 years of Liebour and we are even poorer as a country and a people, they opened the doors to immigration and now the Brit is chasing jobs with immigrants in his own country, with wages being driven down because of the immigrant multitude, shame the same people didn’t use the energy it took them to get to this country on pulling their own country up on it’s feet.

  153. 153
    Frederick says:

    I’m only here for the comments. If only Guido could open a new comments page every morning that would be best. No one reads the crap above.

  154. 154
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

  155. 155
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Oh, I forgot to mention we have beautiful beaches in Eilat.

    Very safe as well.

    We love all tourists.

    Just bring plenty of shekels. ;)

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    Sir Jenson Interceptor says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Man thought to die of ebola virus in Donegal, Ireland.
    Now body has been quarantined due to health and safety concerns and area has been cordoned off from the public.

    Ah the joys of multiculturalism. Be on high alert!

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    Brown Eye PI says:

    Re: Malky Mackay, what’s wrong with calling someone a fat Joo if …
    a) he’s fat
    and …
    b) He’s a Joo
    It’s PC gorn maaaad I tell ya.

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    Bill the Gay Ham says:

    You are talking in tongues again! Dos that mean you are a Christian ZioNazist?

    Why is Dave in Ibiza anyway? He was off his head before he got on the plane!

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    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    How dare you criticise the IDF – you anti-sem’tic, hate filled IDF squaddie !

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    Mark Carney says:

    For those who haven’t noticed, due to this government’s significant budget deficit, the national debt is increasing by approximately £107 billion a year: that’s £2 billion each week.

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    Mistress Squeaker says:

    He’s devoid of RumpyPumpy!

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    Raising the Threshold says:

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    Anjem Choudhary says:

    Don’t worry Islam is going to be wiped from whole of the word. Good Days are ahead

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    Owhine Jones says:

    Clear Islamophodia or so Mehdi tells me.

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    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    So I’ve decided that to maintain peace in the region, and to maintain Israel’s right to defend itself ;

    – the US and UK have to expedite plentiful supplies of ammunition and weapons

    &

    – the US better give us hundreds of millions of additional dollars to support our extremely effective ‘Iron Dome’ defence system. [I’ll tell them exactly how much when I’m ready.]

    These bl**dy allies better get the finger out, or else…or else…Israel will stop providing our erm support…thanks…erm…listen, just do what I tell you to do.

    And if you don’t, well you’re just haters, [see what we are doing to Obama in the US media, and be warned.]

    And please visit our beautiful beaches in Eilat, where we have special two-for-one offers throughout the month of August.

    We just love rich tourists – of ANY denomination.

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    We can't go on like this says:

    And nearly a third of that deficit is spent on foreign aid (£11bn) and our EU membership fee (£18bn)

    The EU is a ‘free-trade’ area, remember. Free. At a direct cost of £18 billion p/a. And our foreign aid goes to, among other needy countries, China and India. Both of which have space programmes and nuclear weapons.

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    A typical hard-of-thinking British Lefty mong says:

    I love Hamas because they’re (a) violent racists and (b) want to kill all kweers.

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    A typical hard-of-thinking British Lefty mong says:

    PS. Heil Hitler.

    He was right, you know.

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    Isis Love says:

    You seriously are a fucking tard. You are just the sort of thick twat they want, frothing at the mouth getting all worked up about the dirty fucking moooslims. When you gonna wake up and smell the stinking shite? The four by twos have control of ALL of this, from 7/7 right up till the comedy video of that supposed Yankee getting his head lopped off with a plastic knife. You have been watching a Mossad presentation from start to fucking end you thick twat. Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

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    Revenge revenge revenge says:

    At a time such as this, why do we need to listen to this c*nt?

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    -1,000,001

    Typically, I only want to comment on the state of Israel’s actions, rather than about any religion.
    However, you were doing so well, until you got to;

    “…We have tolerated these fuckers for far too long. Not once do they ever condemn acts of terrorism by fellow muslims…”

    Now, what do you think about;

    “…We have tolerated these fuckers for far too long. Not once do they ever condemn acts of terrorism by fellow j*ws..” ?

    I am not just referring to the killing of Gazan civilians and children.
    What about the Mossad assassination in Dubai with the use of fake UK passports ?
    What about the unfortunate killing of Iranian nuclear scientists ?
    I could go on…

    Yes there are a lot of evil organisations out there – but you also have to keep an eye on rogue states which are no better than terrorist thugs…but have powerful friends at their back.

    Just for balance of course.

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    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Erm, well… good for you.
    Everyone is entitled to voice their opinions in a free democracy.

    But have you visited Eilat yet…?

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    Mad Johnny says:

    What do you do with a rabid dog……put it down.

    What shall we do with loony jihadies……put the fuckers down.

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    It's Crusade Time says:

    Yes folks, vermin clear up to start shortly. Required: PM with bottle.

    Phase 1: UK
    “. 2: Europe
    “. 3: M E

    And get a fuckin shave you scruffy animals.

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    Rick says:

    All you will ever need to know about ISIS:

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    A Wibbererwal says:

    I go on protests for Hamas because they have better headscarves than the Is/rail skullcaps, which look a little creepy. Why don’t they make them bigger?

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    Anonymous says:

    Put down the rabid politicians first you fuckwit!

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    Wing Commander Chummy Harrods-Selfridges says:

    Absolutely old bean.

    Those bl**dy French were great warriors fighting by our side, and even 70 years later they are forever grateful to the UK and her allies.

    Toodle pip.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just exterminate the bastards.

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    Anonymous says:

    Muzzie loving Hunt

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    Innocent face says:

    Just a shade over 5ft. http://bit.ly/1v2naGV

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    Yasmin Gonorrhea-Brown says:

    We know where you live!

    We run local government & the media!

    Allāhu Akbar! Allāhu Akbar!

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Chips are nice though.

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    Nero says:

    You’re that thick twat Chris Spivey and I claim my 30 pieces of silver.

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    Bumservative Partaaay says:

    Less of this sort of nonsense please, unless of course there’s a a black, disabled, lesbian piloting it???

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    Nigel Mirage says:

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    Cletus says:

    Do I get more money if I have a more kids?

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    Tax efficient Rockers says:

    Lived elsewhere. Partly true. Could not stop arguing over money and taxes, so split and lived elsewhere. In each case where taxes were much lower.

    Did any Rock Band remain paying UK taxes? Labour muct champion them? Who are they?

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    Mohammed says:

    Do you want chilli sauce on them boss?

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    Panama Cigar says:

    With extra enhanced soles for the shorter chap

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    British Public says:

    ‘Cos Cam’s a useless wet fart. Toffs are Toxic.

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    Is it dawning on people that Islamics never have had any intention of integrating ?

    Come on Dave, come on Madge, what are you going to DO ?

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    Box Set dave says:

    Hmmmm, it’s a while since I created a commission, inquiry, hearing, review, consultation or report…

    But then again, I may grow a pair…one day.

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    We demand action says:

    Hunt the Hunt down.

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    Ayatollah Harmony says:

    Look, just let us have Birmingham, Bradford, Leicester & Dewsbury as Islamic Free States (although you should fund us like Scotland), and we will leave you in peace.

    Deal?

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    David "Britain is too white and Christian" Cameron says:

    Don’t you want Luton as well?

    I can throw in Cardiff.

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    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    My goodness.

    This site used to be simply and obediently pro-Israel – along with the gratuitous, repetitive slur of anti-sem’tism liberally thrown at any detractors. Great stuff.

    Now though, this site seems to have morphed into a rather intolerant, nasty Islam*phobic space. I’m embarrassed for GF.

    …and of course I’m not a great fan of the Muslim population myself…

    [And if anyone tells me to f*** off, then they are just hate-filled anti-sem’tes !! ]

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    I wonder if they would all fit on the Isle of Wight ? they we could raise it to the ground. Win Win

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    We don’t care about integration.
    We just wanted to rub your noses in diversity.

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    Birmingham City Council Dept. for Education says:

    Wear your burqa, you filthy whore. And never, ever, speak unless your man allows you to.

    Inshallah.

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    How much state funding goes to Muslim
    organisations in this country annually from
    central and local government?

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    Yawn says:

    The IDF like Knuckledraggers, have you got yours in yet, Potatohead?

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    cured lefty says:

    Fixated brain numbing repetative c.unt

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    The Boring Spelling Nazi says:

    Raze.

    I have fond memories of the Isle Of Wight, because of the dinosaur park Blue Peter helped build in the in the 1970s and which my parents took me to see.

    I’d cram all the Muzzies onto an aeroplane and send it back to the Islamic shit-holes from where the Muzzies originally came – and then blow it up, mid-flight. Because that’s what Muzzies like doing to ‘planes, so they can all feel enriched.

    The only good Muzzie is a dead muzzie. And they’re not quite trying hard enough.

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    Mustafa Kunt says:

    Gruinard Island is ‘supposed’ to be clear of anthrax.

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    Islam is a religion of piss-ant hollerers says:

    One hundred percent too much?

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    JocksHaveWokenUp_Cheerio says:

    If you ‘fund’ Scotland, then why is London so desperate to keep it part of the UK ?

    Illogical.

    Scotland will be worth a lot more as an independent nation – again.

    And good luck with the Mozzie takeover of your country.
    Look on the bright side: you’ll get Fridays off to pray at the mosq*e,
    [but you’ll have to work weekends, no booze, no pubs, no fun etc].

    And for future reference – no, you can’t get in. ;)

    All the best.

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    KackerBert says:

    I hate Muslims. They are not as easy to dupe and rip off as the Stupid G o y. They even object when we flatten thehir houses, the Chutzpah!

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    cured lefty says:

    As we’ve been listening to other c*nts for decades why not?

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    yes sorry, first spelt raize and it didn’t look right.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Yes, I know.

    But really, self-loathing will not help your self-esteem.

    You should maybe consider talking to someone…?

    And buy a dictionary as your spelling is awful.

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    Mohammed Jizzbag says:

    Yes Andrex does wonders doesn’t it?

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    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    Haven’t you forgotten the muslim area which is Tower Scamlets ?

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    What makes them think he’s an Islamist? ZioLoons go around all over the shop pretending to be other cultures stirring shit. They are famous for it.

    They Zioscum want to distract from their own massacre of 500 children.

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    táxpáyér says:

    http://mobile.wnd.com/2014/08/black-cop-kills-white-man-media-hide-race/

    Interesting if true (WND is not particularly reliable).

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    what is that expression ? ” careful what you wish for ” ?
    how’s the winters up there ?
    I understand you can boil water by throwing a rock from the fire into it.
    HTH

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    ZioTARD Fuckslime.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    The only ones who go to Israel are corrupt Politicians, bolting crooks, religious freaks and Squatterscum. That’s why most Iz want to go back to the Ukraine.

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    We worked and we are poorer says:

    When you fill a bottle up say with water, it fills from the bottom to the top, the bottle is filling up fast and won’t be long before the bottle is full to the top, the top of the bottle is Scotland, you would need to repair Hadrian’s wall quite quickly to stop the immigration stampede,besides the drips are already filling up Glasgow.

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    cured lefty says:

    Every where I go now wall to wall muslim spunk buckets
    2 on the hem 1 in the buggy christ knows how many in the belly!

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    táxpáyér says:

    Yep, Where’s the “ISIS Not in our name” marches from the mythical peace majority of muzzies?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Hence the line “19 for you and one for me” in the taxman song.

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    where there is a fucking surprise a Scot using a bottle as an analogy.

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    When you utter the word you must only do so in humble reverence to the self-proclaimed master race.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Just do a referendum, and you get rid of the UKIP problem.

    But Dave can’t seem to organise that, yet scotchland gets a vote instead reasonably out of the blue.

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    Yawn! No wonder..! you boring cunt! says:

    What the FUCK are you going on about?

    Seriously! You are possibly the dullest Hunt ever, the most fatuous, finger sniffing spastic I’ve ever encountered on a comments section.

    That is some fucking achievement.

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    táxpáyér says:

    schooling shouldn’t be paid by the people who are learning it should be paid for by those who didn’t learn! 50% of the population need to get the chance to study interpretative dance for 3 years subsidised by their working peers.

    /labourlogic

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    FashionShlomo says:

    They just need a little propeller on top and they would be really smart, like this:

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    Owen Jones says:

    Thanks to our eye wateringly stupid politicians, past and present, the British people are paying a very heavy price for the willful flooding of the country with the criminals of the failed nations of the world and Muslim extremists. There is going to be ‘ a day of reckoning’ and when that day arrives the politicians will bellow their meaningless rhetoric and feigned exclamations of surprised innocence whilst keeping their brainless heads down behind the well policed parapet walls. A shortsighted dimwit on a galloping horse could see this escalating crisis developing a mile away, but not our awfully nice and liberally minded politician. That’s the good news. The bad news is it’s going to get worse, much worse. Enoch Powell got the last laugh.

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    Yawn. says:

    You are a real amateur at this Hasbara lark, aintcha, Baphead.

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    táxpáyér says:

    also dríve

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    Yawn. says:

    Why don’t you go back in the IDF, they like low IQ knuckledraggers.

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    táxpáyér says:

    I think you’re so frothing you must be a habro plant.

    Nice try slowmo.

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    táxpáyér says:

    +1

    Elsie likes to think she’s a Goa but she’s a bit shaslick in reality.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    táxpáyér says:

    Look for the halal symbol and learn to avoid giving muzzies your money.

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    táxpáyér says:

    http://pizzaidf.org

    Thanks IDF for Killing terrorists, now we don’t have to!

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    Yawn. says:

    It’s the Israel Firsters who are so racist that they are actually prone to numerous genetic diseases from not interbreeding with the many cultures that hosted them for millennia!
    And you whine about the Muslims, you ignorant schmuck?!?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Lol, even more delusional than normal.

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    Law is already tough, unless this means making !slam illegal…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Yawn. says:

    You are getting boringly repetitive, Hasbara Shlomo. Suck on this, Zionazi scumfuck:

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    táxpáyér says:

    Your religions inferiority-complex and victim-complex is showing.

    Still it’s impossible to get a more bottom of the heap religion to follow that iSlam.

    iSlam Killd GDP dead (and any civilisation with it).

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    there is something there, in the Islamic fuckwit saying ” this is Muslim land, do not interfere”
    that may be true but if you start a war then everything goes up for grabs, then all treaties and contracts are torn up.
    We here should be aware that we ( English) are required to retain possession and fuckwit Islamics should be aware that by declaring war they have put everything on the table.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Dribbling imbecile. It’s the muzzies that have all the genetic problems from cousin marriage. Hence the rise in costs for the NHS in areas cursed with mass colonisation by muzzies.

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    Yawn. says:

    How much has so far been wasted on defending the illegal, unethical, racist colony of the ZioLoons in wars against Muslims?

  251. 251
    táxpáyér says:

    Get John’s extended family some one way tickets to join their son.

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    táxpáyér says:

    SAS to surround open stable door in case more horses emerge from empty stable.

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    Lancashire Alfred says:

    Ve english are soooo scared now, Save us pleeeaaasseee!

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    Horse guards ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    táxpáyér says:

    Watch some terrorists getting express deliveries from IDHLF

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    táxpáyér says:

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    Yawn says:

    You must mean the East End J3ewish quarter.

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    Yawn says:

    Calls by whom?

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    word in your ear says:

    If you want to be a proper troll try to utilize some kind of logical argument or statement rather than childish name calling which diminishes your credibility

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    Yawn says:

    You are pretty much destined to get turfed out of Israel, Shlomo. Go put you name down for a flat back in the Ukraine.

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    Fabians are Evil says:

    We need to start deporting any and all would be muzza troublemakers along with ALL of their families. It should be made quite clear that any treasonous or illegal antics will lead to deportation.

    In Australia a woman, who came from NZ to Australia as a 10 month old baby, was deported at age 23 after she committed a crime that led to a prison sentence of over 12 months. There was no ‘outcry’ because that is the law of their land

    If they cannot or will not respect the law of the land then they should be deported from whence they came – Simple!

    In my view this should apply to all immigrents not just Muzzas.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    It’s the religion of peace.

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    BOOOORING !!! says:

    You’re a century behind the times.

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    Thank you P’utin:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    word in your ear says:

    By assuming the moniker Yawn you pretend to worldly wise knowledge and experience yet your comments indicate you are a bit of a deranged teenage fuckwit mong, apologizes for upset feelings

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    cured lefty says:

    Ouch ! You c*unts are so easy to wind up didi spell that outy for you enoughy

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    Shut Down Sharia says:

    It’s the religion of hairpieces.

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    Shut Down Sharia says:

    What credibility? He hasn’t even condemned Hamas’s pro-ge’nocide constitution.

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    cured lefty says:

    And as for you why didn’t you come back with the same patronising lefty shite

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    In a street near you…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Shoot the Messenger says:

    Meanwhile the Royal Diversity Squad to be sent round to mow down the ignorant peasants who pointed out the stable door was open in the first place.

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    I say I say says:

    That’s news, do the supermarkets know, all I see is weights and liquids the quantity has dropped and prices have gone up, M&S butter biscuits if they make the any thinner, Olive oil,from 1ltr to 750ml, fuel ASDA diesel £1.29p litre, Tesco depends which supermarket for fuel, everything else has gone up in all supermarkets, including the bloody charities trying to doorstep you at the entrance, going from pennies to trying to get your credit card number.

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    Shut Down Sharia says:

    That’s a great headline in The Times. I think even the political elite are getting nervous and begin to see what is at stake.

    The rise of the new Caliphate is bringing into sharp relief what the “religion” that seeks to force Sharia on the whole planet is all about.

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    cured lefty says:

    By the w way get yourself a new monikerr the one you’ve got means utter wanker in gibbon language (splet a few words wrong sorry but you and the rest of mankind understand wat I’ mean

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    A likely story in the Sun…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    George"Some of my best friends are J*wish" Galloway says:

    In the past century a distinct strain of Muslim anti-Semitism has emerged. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/21/opinion/deborah-e-lipstadt-on-the-rising-anti-semitism-in-europe.html?ref=world

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    LibLabCon election managers looking to salvage a few shreds of credibility before next May ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mehsi Hasan says:

    Hamas ‘Admits’ It Kidnapped Israeli Teens that were brutally murdered.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/21/hamas-kidnap-murder-israeli-teens_n_5697489.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

    Hamas are vicious lying hate driven savages.

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    Stats Enough Thank You Very Much says:

    Yes, I am sceptical about such things. How do you judge the quality of a leg of lamb? Very difficult but such meat does vary in quality – supermarkets under price pressure will reduce quality.

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Why not behead yourself and do us all a favour.

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    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Stop all foreign aid to Islamic countries. Stop paying them to hate us!

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    Who Destroyed Blameless Gazza? says:

    The terrible destruction visited on Gazza can only be the result of evil designs by a demonic ra’ce seeking his downfall and cannot possibly be the result of his own actions.

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    listen up
    English have lived under the American Yoke since 1945 it is just a reality, I like the American Way, I like their get up and go forwards, let’s do this. It is sometimes harsh, this positive attitude, for human failures to comprehend.
    If you are a human failure then I can understand why you would be against the American Way but what you have to recognize is that the fault lies in you being a fuckwit retard failed person.
    am I getting across ?
    In all your attempts to find value in your cultures values you are really pretending, forcing something to fit into an idea where you are a superhuman. you are not a superhuman, you are just a little piece of shit wandering the world the thing that is of value is the idea which has been given voice in the American. the ” Human can do” attitude.
    this attitude is so important for the future of human we cannot allow retarded, fuckwit, neanderthal, deranged, defective, sorry excuse for humans to fuck things up and because of this concern I would encourage an obliteration of all things Islamic from the existence.
    x

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    I am impressed: you have obviously authored your very own dictionary.

    Unfortunately though, I have no idea what you wrote means.

    But well done anyway. :)

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    IDF – killing terrorists so we don’t have to

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    The Religion of Peace says:

    Like I’ve been saying for over 2 weeks now, and well before this latest scoop.

    Already back in a UK town near you.

    Remember.

    Vote ISIS
    Vote Often
    Vote for the apologist vote grabbing Lib Lab Con

    Allllaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh akkkkkkbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr

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    It’s the Caliphate aspect.

    Genie is out of the bottle now. Will not go in without a fight – see WWI and Lawrence of A’rabia (Arab revolt) for details.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Kicking off in Missouri Ferguson tonight says:

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    This is a good way to open the debate on failed EU Multi-Kulti:

    (Incidentally – @KyleWOrton is well worth a follow, a great guy – Masters student – and his blog is worth a read if you want a fast track way to get a handle on the ME.)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    Mario Baloteli may have found his spiritual home. :-)

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    Don’t lose your head.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:

    :(

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    Peter Tatchell says:

    The only things Dave and Chucker have in common is they’ve both holidayed in Ibeethha and popped a few Es in their time…

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    What you do might be considered rude ( double posting )
    formulaic focused posting indicates a committee of informed fuckwits.
    tell me I am wrong

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    John the Jihadi says:

    I enjoy imprisoning men and I get a sexual thrill out of beheading them, because I’m a poofter.

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    Whose side are the police on? says:

    So. The plod will arrest innocent persons for watching the video of this muslim hate crime but not arrest one muslim for preaching hate crime.

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    Yawn says:

    Not many Israel Firsters in the British forces at all. They go to Israel First.

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    Vit'nry says:

    James Herriott was the only major author who remained in Britain under Labour’s supertxes.

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    Yawn says:

    How nice! Such peace loving people, the ZioLoons….

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    JocksHaveWokenUp_Cheerio says:

    Honest to God – it is well worth taking the risk.

    In my lifetime, for example, Scotland’s infrastructure has not improved significantly at all.
    There is a dual carriageway linking the 2 most important cities of Glasgow and Edinburgh – and it in a Trading Standards type deception it is called a motorway – the M8. I won’t bore you with lots more examples.

    My attitude is that independence, of course, is no panacea.
    Of course there are known – and unknown – risks involved.
    But there are also known – and unknown – opportunities to be exploited.

    And if it is cocked up, I would prefer it if Scottish politicians cock it up – rather than uninterested, distant, Eton/Oxbridge, career politicians in London cocking it up for Scotland.

    But we will still cheer on ‘ABE’ for old times’ sake.

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    Only in PC LibLabCon Britain says:

    Met Police warn people that viewing extremist material in wake of Islamic State’s killing of journalist may be a terror offence

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730042/Met-Police-warn-people-viewing-extremist-material-wake-Islamic-State-s-killing-journalist-terror-offence-experts-say-prosecutions-unlikely.html

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    Exactly – the tolerance of the English people is being stretched to breaking point

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    Himm Ler Was Wrong says:

    Don’t you mean kicking off at the next Millwall match?

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    Jezza says:

    about right – when did you see white people rioting – same old same old. Diane?

  308. 308
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    What do you expect the country is morally on its arse, we’re now run by a bunch of fascist liberals drunk on money power and secret perversions.

  309. 309
    Help Them To Help Themselves says:

    We should have a system of aid that increases the more said countries adjust their domestic and foreign policies towards rational government.

  310. 310
    Diane Fatbutt of Shithole Hackney says:

    Racist!

  311. 311
    drunk-dr!ving bank-rupt Gheedough says:

    Boohoo shutup SHUT UP!

  312. 312
    Primitive Violent Religion says:

    In just the past century? Get real. It goes back to when Mo was rejected by the better educated J*ws of that time.

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    Jezza says:

    the tipping point is getting closer – moo slims in the UK can choose – speak up for civilisation or fcuk off to one of the lands that islam has wrecked. Not much time left, the English are starting to get impatient

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    Difficulty is underground fuckers can get guns and wotnot and be threatening but indigenous are not allowed to have guns and wotnot.
    If I was an Islamic terrorist with organizational capabilities I would choose now to launch a coordinated attack on the infrastructure. the fucking sheep are not going to do anything whereas the warriors are deprived of weapons.

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    They call it 'Chimping Out' says:

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    Jezza says:

    Ive said it before – the English have not forgotten how to fight – and remember that your average moo slim is as thick as shit and needs white mans technology to fight effectively at all

  317. 317
    No Israel, No Med Holidays says:

    Israel: all round lightning conductor – keeping the Med safe so we can all go on holiday and enjoy the sunshine.

  318. 318
    Complete BS Must Be Eliminated says:

    Well you have obviously never seen a white guy chimp out in a curry restaurant…like I have.

  319. 319
    Kicking off in Missouri Ferguson tonight says:

    No.

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    Anonymous says:

    Another “NHS doctor”

    Didn’t they tell us it was a poverty thing that made them do it?

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    Have no idea what you are talking about, but should perhaps go and check the relevant timelines to see what’s going on.

    The Times headline should really be getting the debate started properly now.

    Pretending that the UK really shares European values is another lie which needs to be exposed and should help the UKIP message resonate with the electorate.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  322. 322
    Cast Iron Dave in Cornwall says:

    Your values are my values.

  323. 323
    Jezza says:

    Doctor? the depravity of moo slims know no bounds

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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    I’ve got nothing better to do at the moment I think I might have a rant.
    Empire is nothing to do with me. Borders drawn in Iraq, Afghanistan is nothing to do with me. it is a bit like Yorkshire being divided into north Yorkshire, south Yorkshire.
    I feel your pain.
    Is there an Islamic who is up can answer ?
    tell me what is the point of your belief ?
    or indeed any religious person who is awake, can you tell me the goal of your belief ?
    Do you consider some fucking retarded mong invented stories to be a good basis for your decisions in life ?
    I just ask because I tend to think differently and I would like to know what went wrong with you so I can recognize and step away

  325. 325
    Jezza says:

    Do the lefties get it yet? We’re going to have to ‘knock heads together’ thanks to their policies. Might offend their sensibilities but brace yourselves

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    Bangladeshi origin.

  327. 327

    The Mail printed a transcript of the video.

    (btw: The misunderstood ‘media’ word was ‘meagre’)

    What they don’t want the muzzers to hear is that US strikes against IS are an attack on all muzzers who have recognized the Caliph.

    That is technically true, and the police are attempting to suppress a political message, not a terror threat.

    The reaction to O’bama’s decision to call IS bluff should indicate how strong / viable this C’aliphate is.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  328. 328
    Jezza says:

    “Children of Syria’ now on BBC 2 – message to BBC – nobody gives a fcuk. The English people have had it with these inbred Moo slim losers – they choose their inbred fate. Get some perspective or lose the license fee – got your attention now?

  329. 329
    Shut Down Sharia Before It's Too Late says:

    You have forgotten about the doctors (AQ) who tried to blow up Glasgow airport?

  330. 330
    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    without endorsing the tone of your post I think current events indicate sides need to be taken and of course national broadcaster indicates sides nation is taking

  331. 331
    Shut Down Sharia Before It Shuts Down You says:

    It’s a little bit sad the way GF’s tittle tattle is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

    Given the censorship in the UK media about Sharia, this is really essential viewing for anyone who wants to understand what is going on:

    http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/08/video-robert-spencer-on-sun-tv-foley-beheading-was-just-the-beginning

    Don’t forget, Robert Spencer, who has been largely accurate in his prognostications and who (for instance) called out the “Arab Spring” (remember that?!) as nothing to do with democracy, was BANNED by the UK government from visiting these shores. Whereas numerous hate speech clerics are allowed into this country on a daily basis.

  332. 332
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    I say my military cuts are working spiffingly well
    It’s being reported that More Muzzies left Britain in 2013 to join the Jihadies , than joined the British army
    Leaving me more money to spunk away of over seas aid , What ho !

  333. 333
    Jezza says:

    I hear you – a true Englishman – but the time has come to revolt. No one asked me if I wanted inbred economically worthless moo slims in my country. The answer was no then and no now

  334. 334
  335. 335
    Shut Down Sharia Before It Shuts Down You says:

    The good thing about the creation of Isl*mic State, in the age of the internet, is that most Musl’ims (well certainly those who use the internet), can’t deny the connection between IS’s actions – bringing back slavery (especially for captured women), executing POWs, conversions under duress, mass murder of polytheists, crucifixion of dissenters – and the actions of their Prophet Mo, since IS give (Kor*nic) chapter and verse on the connection.

    Non Musli’ms might not understand that prior to the arrival of the internet, most Mus’lims were quite ignorant about what Mo got up to. So it will come as a shock to them when they find out the details. A lot are brought up on fairy tales about him being a proper man of high ethics who could control his desires and never get to read the verses and Hadith that show that not to be the case. A genuinely pro-Mo Caliphate is the best education for both Mus’lims and Kaffi’r alike.

    In fact I think the recent Met Police announcement about viewing IS videos being illegal is all about maintaining the politically correct premise that there is no connection between IS actions and the so called Pro*het Mo*am*ed’s MO,when he went about killing, r*ping, looting, and maiming.

  336. 336
    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    It is not possible to secretly give every true Englishman a beretta and 500 rounds

  337. 337
    Simon Schama's History 101 says:

  338. 338
    talking about life and death says:

    it is a thing of wonder to me that a real person could consider taking the life of another human, I can see how it might be possible if someone is charging at you threatening to kill you where you have to react but to kill for pleasure a defenseless person must put you in the sick category of people who are not required on earth

  339. 339
    The Prime Mincer says:

    Gay marriage remains the priority. That’s where the votes will be won.

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    & this one… Ayman al-Zawahiri

  341. 341
    talking about life and death says:

    I dunno guys, what are we going to DO ?

  342. 342
    talking about life and death says:

    It is a frustration. I wonder what these Islamics see when they get high.
    I can tell you actually because I am a student of human for over 50 year and I can inform you that that is 50 year experience that is not 50 times one year experience ( which is a very important distinction to make ).
    I can inform you that weak mind once it is gone it is gone, there is no hope, once the weak mind has gone and has become the zombie mind then there is no alternative to ( well I will leave you to imagine possible methods of dispatch from the earthly coil)
    x

  343. 343
    talking about life and death says:

    I’m just saying that you come across as an organization using this blog to disseminate stuff you think is important, tell me I am wrong.

  344. 344
    War Will Soon Be Over says:

    Fact: even in the Soviet and German armies (under totalitarian regimes) in WW2 most soldiers with a rifle fired to miss. This was well known to their commanders but obviously not something you can prove in the heat of battle. It’s v. unnatural to want to kill a fellow member of your species. In fact it’s quite rare in non-human animal species by and large. Mostly you avoid conflict or if absolutely necessary you make a display before you get involved in a fight to the death.

    It is quite clear that war as we know it is dependent on quite extreme forms of brainwashing which are then applied to normal social factors (e.g. reluctance to let down other members of the group). Robert Graves makes clear in his autobiography that well into the Great War the common soldier had little time for the “higher patriotism” – by then it was all down to supporting and protecting, not letting down, the group of soldiers you happened to find yourself in.

    I am, incidentally, not arguing against all war.

  345. 345
    proscribe Islam says:

    I mentioned this before
    that there were no Russian nationals captured in Beruit because when they got one the testicles of the father of one of the kidnappers was delivered by way of negotiation.
    there is a very important truth in this story.
    one way to look at it is
    ” you must never compromise with evil ”
    and another way to look at it is ” I know we have civil rights and whatnot but do you know I am going to ignore all that while I exterminate these fuckers”

  346. 346
    boredhousehusband says:

    The nights are drawing in…

    wind rustles the trees…

    a chill in the air ….

    So, when’s Krystal Nacht?

    “the Enemy consolidated their gains made upon the SAINSBURY SHELF CRATER and continued INTENSE aggressive fire whilst building up reserve forces ready to conduct twilight Trench Raids upon our positions. The capture of one Enemy recently revealed the date of the Enemy attack as November 5th…”

    Bonfire Night is my betting!

    Some people (CH4’News’/’News’night/Orville Jones/George Goaway/etc) should point out the many comparisons between the ISit Marauders and the Waffen SS so as to inform the people of the real threat: appalling war crimes, no fear of justice, ideologically brainwashed, intolerance and hypocrisy, blah blah…

  347. 347
  348. 348
    Down with bum-lifting says:

    Anyone fighting muzzies gets my vote

  349. 349
    Down with bum-lifting says:

    Just because they are too incompetent to carry out their intention of flattening Jewish houses first. Anyone complaining about muzzies being victims might as well start a society for the protection of psycopaths while they’re at it.

  350. 350
    proscribe Islam says:

    if a persons’ role in the military is looking after prisoners and he brutalizes his charges and then cuts off the head of one of them for publicity all human considerate people would like to see perpetrator experience something more painful and for longer. I can make suggestions and I volunteer myself to explain to “john” error of his ways

  351. 351
    boredhousehusband says:

    But, us English don’t work like that, old chap.

    Far more subtle.

    Far deeper than a mere ‘finger on the pulse’…

    If we did it like the French do it, do you not think that AmDram Choudhury and all his cohorts would already have been hit and killed by a mysterious hit and run or mugging gone wrong?

    We cannot reveal how much we know about ‘them’ other than we surveil them very regular and could tae them at the drop of a hat, especially them in Forest Gate who are beyond blatant and have no knowledge, understanding or concern about OPSEC/PERSEC…

    The Northolt lads of W.O.O.C.P. and Astra Fireworks have been circling their Brittain-Norman turbo-prop over those cheap chicken and kebab Smack dealers and the 24K jewellery money laundering rackets for the last 7 years…

    Our Lads know ALL those little secrets…

    “slowly slowly catchee monkey”. Picked up in Burma and Malay

    Still works well in Forest Gate

    So, don’t fret or become a drama queen

    Hold your hate-fire until the Final Battle.

    You’ll really need it then

  352. 352
    Down with bum-lifting says:

    Why should we sympathise with Hamas’ problems of its own provoking – even the Arabs, except for qatar, have disowned them. There is far, far more death and suffering elsewhere in the ME at the moment but it’s a result of muzzie-on-muzzie activity. Weird how the un-English sounding anti-Israeli sockpuppets ignore all that.

  353. 353
    Down with bum-lifting says:

    The sandwich islands are nice at this time of year.

  354. 354

    Political Warfare: Divinity Unwritten

    Vote UKIP :-D

  355. 355
    albacore says:

    Why not cut all the crap and just tell the facts?
    By every one of its governmental acts
    Parliament, for decades, using all its clout
    Has done nowt but sell the British nation out

  356. 356
  357. 357
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Lots of adverts running on the TV this morning for joining the Army
    Hmmmm ! theres a storm a brewing ?
    Maybe Thicko Dave shouldnt have got rid of all our professional soldiers, and tried to replace them with unpaid gun nuts

  358. 358
    I say I say says:

    Camoron won’t do anything, he has no backbone, he would be better making more laws for car owners, vacuum cleaner owners, he made his biggest mistake when wanted to bomb Assad, wonder what happened to Assad and poor Syria, Camorons mates ISIS have certainly taken the world by the scruff of it’s decadent neck and given it a twist with it’s mindless violence, seems a lot of countries including that ersatz would be country the EU have kept their heads down I wonder why?, remember Cameron this is going to be fresh on peoples minds as they go to vote in May.

  359. 359
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

  360. 360
  361. 361
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

  362. 362
    albacore says:

    Ne’er mind, eh, we all know Cast Iron Dave
    That steely Dreadnought, will fire up and save
    Those poor, misunderstood IS fighters
    And welcome them here, the lucky blighters

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-28891325

  363. 363
    Nigel Farage says:

    I’m sick of reading token Muslims telling us “Islam is peaceful” when facts since 700AD prove otherwise. Piss off

  364. 364
  365. 365

    The British army is better off without them !

  366. 366
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Decent people including Muslims?! You are kidding right ,Owen Jones? A decent Muslim is one who ISNT a Muslim!! Let’s be clear about Islam.

  367. 367
    Phil Hammond says:

    Now I’ve heard everything.

    ISIS Leader a J*w? Conspiracy Theory Claims al-Baghdadi is Mossad Agent Born to J*wish Parents http://tmblr.co/Z20jtm1OuYqJc

  368. 368
    Jezza says:

    Just heard 2 muslims being given free rein on Radio5 Live – unbelievable. Anyone who thinks we don’t have a problem with these cretins is delusional

  369. 369
    Owen Jones says:

    So you think Iron Dome is a big deception? You’re a delusional little leprechaun aren’t you ,Guido ?

  370. 370
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It will never be a box office success, Clegg is so mindlessly boring.

  371. 371
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    I love their Postal Votes.

  372. 372
    Nigel Farage says:

    The CIA have nominated ISIS, al-Qaeda and Boko Haram for the ASL Ice Bucket Challenge.

    Or waterboarding as it was once known.

  373. 373
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    I say chaps , only a matter of time before we identify that Jihadi John chap
    He will be shitting himself at the prospect of being tagged whilst serving his community service order What !

  374. 374
    Anjem Choudhary says:

    Alhumdulilah with the fadhl of Allah, I have been blessed with reading the tweets of Owen Jones and pissing myself laughing.

  375. 375
    The Growler says:

    No, Dave was just curious why a lot of young plebs gravitated to toward Spain, he was on a study to see what the lower orders did, observe their drinking habits, and what that police did to control it, it was a working holiday in the guise of a holiday. Dave isn’t very knowledgable about how the peasants live and their leisure activities, so you see he was really working really hard on your behalf, observing at first hand.

  376. 376
    Jezza says:

    I’m sure the threat of maybe having his British passport revoked is also giving him sleepless nights

  377. 377
    P C George Dixon says:

    UK police: viewing, downloading or disseminating extremist material within the UK may constitute an offence under Terrorism legislation.

  378. 378
    Anonymous says:

  379. 379
    Anonymous says:

    Think about how Jon Snow talks about UKIP and contrast.

    Memo to Jon Snow: They aint “Rebels”.They never were.

  380. 380
    The Growler says:

    I don’t know Handy, probably he thought there would be one too many groupers if you went. Fawksey that lead picture reminds me of a song, no how did it go, ah yes

    Dave seems to morph into some sort of hippy, is that intentional, or is it just purple haze man

  381. 381
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    If they dont want us to view it , dont bring our attention to it
    Prevent the tv and press banging on about it for days and weeks on end

  382. 382

    Let’s do the maths: ‘up to 2,000′ ‘British’ moo slim killers fighting for Isis – these are the ones with the hate, cash and support to get out to Syria and Iraq. !0,000 more moo slims still in the UK with the hate but who don’t have the resources to get out there yet. At least 100,000 more moo slims in the UK who are sympathisers, facilitators for the 12,000. The ones that don’t fit into the above categories are mostly old and frail, children and women. Anyone see the scale of the UK problem yet?

  383. 383
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Those figures dont include the one or two million that have slipped in via the back of a lorry

  384. 384
    Toney Bliar - Peace Envoy to the World says:

    What happened to (sic)?
    My Edukashun policies strikes yet again – bad spelling and mangled English abound.
    Must be another BBC Muslim editor.

  385. 385
    VonCameroon says:

    Im now back in Cornwall you plebian maggots
    :-(

  386. 386
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    You missed out Little Berk.

  387. 387
    Anonymous says:

    Under S.28.1(a) of the Crime and Disorder Act 1998 a crime is racially aggravated if:

    “At the time of committing the offence, or immediately before or after doing so, the offender demonstrates towards the victim of the offence hostility based on the victims membership (or presumed membership) of a racial or religious group or; (b) the offence is motivated (wholly or partly) by hostility towards members of a racial or religious group based on their membership of that group.”

    So, by targeting civilians and school children, have not the the IDF carried out a racially aggravated crime? Or are they totally blameless?

  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    See that the Standard Operational Insults are being well used. Pity that the issue of IDF targeting civilians is to be avoided. Is it a case of, Don’t Mention The War – crimes?

  389. 389
    Anonymous says:

    If not already – have you considered joining UKIP? For they seem to welcome vile Nazis.

  390. 390
    Anonymous says:

    Clearly, as with 9/11, the outraged at the ISIS killers is a good chance for the neo-cons to push their hard-hearted, right-wing agenda. While you might see it has a weakness but, in Britain, we have a history of helping the underdog. Given this, many of us Brits are no longer in love with the American (greed is good/winner-takes-all) way of life.

    And to attack a whole race – because small number have carried out human right crimes – indicates the that you retarded, fuckwit, neanderthal, deranged, defective, Nazi. If you are not doing it already, why don’t you work for your Uncle Sam?

    P.S: Give that the US funded and trained of the terror gangs in Syria, are they not having to deal with the ‘Blow-back”?

  391. 391
    Anonymous says:

    P.S: I have a cunning plan. By the time people start to forget the arming of the IDF – and just in time for the election – along comes a media-crabbing court case. Just right for putting the spot-light back on Tory unwillingness to prevent war crimes?

  392. 392
    Anonymous says:

    Thanks IDF. Clearly, women and school children are VERY dangerous and need dealing with.

  393. 393
    Anonymous says:

    Are yes, “policies towards rational government” – could not Dave do with some of them?

  394. 394
    Anonymous says:

    BREAKING NEWS:

    Having considered training and arming the brave ‘freedom-fighters’ – it now seems that UK/US forces might need to work with the Syrian government to counter the terrorists. And to think that MPs nearly voted to bomb Assad.

    P.S: While it is timely that Hague departed, is his replacement any better?

  395. 395
    Hacked off Ibizan X-pat says:

    ..evidently Ibizan ex pats haven’t heard they’re going to be taxed on all their pensions with no claim to any local personal allowance, taxman wants all their cash back in the UK for some reason – wonder what that would be about?

  396. 396
    Anonymous says:

    UPDATE:

    “I think whether it’s above the counter or below the counter, a conversation has got to be held with him [Assad].” Former head of the Army Lord Dannatt on Radio 4’s Today programme

    Sir Malcolm, the, said history had shown that “sometimes you actually have to make an arrangement with some nasty people in order to get rid of some even nastier ones”. Malcolm Rifkind, chairman of Parliament’s Intelligence and Security Committee

    Yet Philip Hammond, maintains that working with Assad to fight Islamists “would poison what we are trying to achieve”.

    And what is the new Foreign Secretary trying to achieve? The undermining of the War-on-Terror, in order to get rid of the Syrian government? Bad call!

  397. 397
    Anonymous says:

    Two World (and other) Wars within 100 years. Millions and million dead. Yes we are really peace-loving in the West.

  398. 398
    Anonymous says:

    And the kids can spend a day on beach – just counting the shells.

  399. 399
    Anonymous says:

    “Dave the Rave: Tories Launch Ibiza Branch”
    Packets of Forget The Fracking Report power, to be handed out free.

  400. 400
    Anonymous says:

    AND FINALLY:

    For the neo-conservatives – who had pursued regime change in Syria – to reverse course “would require them to admit that they bore considerable responsibility for legitimising pointless violence that has resulted in the deaths of 190,000 Syrians.”
    Chas Freeman, the former US ambassador to Saudi Arabia – as reported in The Independent

    So there we have it. The reason our new Foreign Secretary is fearful about acting against the ‘freedom fighters’ in Syria.

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:

    Spotted – Labour’s Tom Blenkinsop in Ibiza, drinking like a loon


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