August 21st, 2014

Dave the Rave: Tories Launch Ibiza Branch

Chuka Umunna is not the only politico on Ibiza this summer. The Tories have just launched their own Balearic branch of Conservatives Abroad:

“Ibiza is renowned for attracting the world’s party people and last week was no exception as Conservatives Abroad launched its latest new branch  – Conservatives Abroad Ibiza. Overlooking the secluded bay of Porroig, residents and visitors mingled in the beautiful home and gardens of Charlie and Louise Bracken for cocktails and canapes, generously sponsored by Ibiza-Southerbys.”

How long before Ed Vaizey jets out for a fundraiser?


  1. 1
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Renound ?????


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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I’m confused: The whole world watches in fear over ISIS,Iran,Syria,Yemen,Pak,Afghan,Lebanon,Ect – but that champagne socialist Owen Jones and his chums only demonstrate. against Israel.


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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    British democracy at it’s fckin best, not only they allow the rest of the world to vote in our elections, we are allowing emigrants who pay no taxes in this country because they buggered off to another country to stop paying British taxes to vote and to make sure, the politician’s open a branch office, if these people want to vote they come back and live a year in this country and pay taxes,if they want to vote.


  5. 6
    dai grunting says:

    wots wrong with magaluf – too much of a mouthful?


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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Re the previous ‘Beatles ‘ post, what do the Beatles mean for labour.

    Well, when Labour raised the top rate of tax to 80% they all went to live elsewhere.


    • 48
      Anonymous says:

      Actually by the time you added all the other taxes in Labour inserted it was more like 96%

      Socialism is great until you run out of other people’s money


    • 189
      Tax efficient Rockers says:

      Lived elsewhere. Partly true. Could not stop arguing over money and taxes, so split and lived elsewhere. In each case where taxes were much lower.

      Did any Rock Band remain paying UK taxes? Labour muct champion them? Who are they?


  8. 12
    Dwayne Adebolgu says:

    Putting the trip in roadtrip


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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:
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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The way things are going Dave will never manage a day trip to Blackpool without having to rush back for a Cobra meeting, so I do have some sympathy, not a lot mind.


  11. 32
    David Cameron says:

    I’m a low tax Conservative! BOOM BOOM!


  12. 38
    Grant Shapps says:

    Taxi for David Cameron ,allow me to get his coat !

    LAB have been cut from 2/1 to 7/4 by William Hill to win an overall majority at GE2015


    • 40
      Fat Boy Dave says:

      Chillax – I’m on a promise from Dim Sam.


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        Years of terror 1997 to 2010 says:

        Be careful what you vote for. The one certain thing is if Labour get back in then there will never ever be another government other tan Labour and UKIP will be labelled a terrorist organisation.


    • 55
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      bye bye Liebore :-)


    • 63
      Gooey Blob says:

      That’s because of the effect Ukip are having in Tory marginals. Ukip support has been dropping slowly since the euros, but whether it drops enough to stop Labour winning by next May is anybody’s guess. If not, we could be living in a command economy a few years from now.


    • 65
      The insanity of UKIPs position. says:

      Its changed because recent polls are showing UKIP not winning any seats but taking enough of the vote away from the Tories to allow Labour an outright victory. The stupidest thing about it is that Labour are the only party ruling out a referendum and moving to closer integration with Europe.

      This shows the complete , total and utter insanity of the UKIP position. They will achieve the direct opposite of what they actually want and by the time Labour finish there will be no going back. Labour are banking on 10% plus being taken to let them win.

      The other insanity is you try and explain this to these people and they just can’t see it. Enjoy your voting day because its the last time you will ever have that sort of opportunity.

      Q a load of we don’t give a shit posts which to me indicates UKIP are just retarded or you are actually Labour supporters.


      • 83
        Anonymous says:

        Or the insanity of the Tory position in standing against UKIP.
        It is the current Tory leadership who lost their voters loyalty so perhaps they should get out the way and allow UKIP to beat Labour.

        Having some people who did not go the PPE-oxford/SPAD/arse licker route running the country might make a change. They cannot do any worse.


        • 132
          Wishes and dreams fly in the dark says:

          I’m voting UKIP come hell or high water, Camoron is the problem, if his Conservatives want him to lose the next general election keep him in, I voted for that tosser Camoron in 2010, well his MP who got in , you then find out how deeply they love England by finding how deeply they voted for being in the EU, we ‘ve had 5 years of fkcall ,we have gone backwards, each time Camoron shows his face, giving £12billion to charities without asking the people is beyond all things decent especially when it’s money loaned, it’s as bad as Brown and his giving £400 million on American tv for mosquito nets, who cares who gets in power next year we don’t have any money to spare so lets see how fast the country goes bankrupt.


      • 228
        táxpáyér says:

        Just do a referendum, and you get rid of the UKIP problem.

        But Dave can’t seem to organise that, yet scotchland gets a vote instead reasonably out of the blue.


    • 66
      Ed Moribund says:

      I am going to be PM. Its inevitable.

      The wet Lib dems who were ‘oh so traumatised’ by Cleggs lies on tuition fees have rushed back into my loving socialist arms.

      these ‘useful idiots’ will give me 15% more votes than Gordon had in 2010.
      they don’t even care that I am going to keep, maybe even increase, tuition fees. They are just ‘hurt feelings’ cretins. And i welcome them.

      So that’s a win for me even without UKIP taking 10% off the Tories and a further 10% of wet Tories coming over to my side.

      Its a win no matter how twattishly i behave


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        táxpáyér says:

        schooling shouldn’t be paid by the people who are learning it should be paid for by those who didn’t learn! 50% of the population need to get the chance to study interpretative dance for 3 years subsidised by their working peers.



    • 75
      Mullah Owen Jones says:

      May Allah hasten David Cameron’s release in 2015 & keep him steadfast” Ameen!


  13. 44
    what a gay dave says:

    When are they going to find a replacement for butler sloss?

    Was she the only one available who could give them the report they wanted?


  14. 62
    A Renound East End Gangster says:


    Isn’t that what most of the expats are living there to avoid.

    They alway’s looked after their mums, mind.


  15. 69
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Tories should bring in 3 new bills to parliament in the run-up to the general election and dare Liebore and the FibDemons to vote them down.

    1. Immediate abolition of the telly tax to ease the cost of living on the poor and squeezed middle.

    2. Freeze the council tax for a further 5 years to ease the cost of living for the poor and squeezed middle (No loop holes allowed by councils, they must by law freeze the council tax).

    3. Bring in a new crime of public sector manslaughter, so that relatives of those abused at Stafford hospital can take legal action (special legal aid fund available) against those responsible and have them jailed.

    If the bills pass then the Tories get all the credit.

    If Liebore/FibDemons vote these bills down then the Tories will have a big stick with which to beat them in the election campaign.

    Also the Tories should run an updated version of their brilliantly successful 1992 tax bombshell campaign :-)


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      The British media are cunts says:

      Cut the standard rate of income tax by 5p just before the election and if Labour win see if they put it back up (like McPrat did last time for the top rate)


    • 107
      Staffordian says:

      Will th emanslaughter law apply in retrospect then?

      How about setting a top rate tax of 75% two weeks before the election?
      Or better, implementig the entire Labour manifesto two weeks before the election and sit back and watch them having to cancel it all or face ruin.

      (at least ruin will bankrupt the property speculators)


    • 114
      Breeder says:

      Never happen, you’re mistaking Dave for a Tory.


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    Same IP etc. says:

    You’re comments are boring. Why not let an expert take over?


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    We all know homophobic righties are latent gays who bummed furiously at Eton says:


    • 93

      ….. but then the Division Bell rang and it was trousers on, hurry-scurry back to the Chamber.


    • 94
      Birmingham City Council Dept. for Education says:

      As we teach all our children, homosexuals are Satanic beasts! Throw them from cliffs, as Almighty Allah commands in the Holy Q’Uran!

      Islam is a relgion of peace and tolerance, by the way.


      • 135
        RomaBert... says:

        They look like Mooslims :)


        • 209
          KackerBert says:

          I hate Muslims. They are not as easy to dupe and rip off as the Stupid G o y. They even object when we flatten thehir houses, the Chutzpah!


          • Down with bum-lifting says:

            Just because they are too incompetent to carry out their intention of flattening Jewish houses first. Anyone complaining about muzzies being victims might as well start a society for the protection of psycopaths while they’re at it.


    • 96
      Durrrrrrrrrrr... says:

      So “Righties” are homophobic because they legalised same-sex marriage, and “Lefties” aren’t homophobic because they didn’t?


    • 111
      Breeder says:

      Homobuggery is just plain wrong and no good will come of it, mark my words.


    • 158
      Bill the Gay Ham says:

      You are talking in tongues again! Dos that mean you are a Christian ZioNazist?

      Why is Dave in Ibiza anyway? He was off his head before he got on the plane!


  18. 82
    Greedo Fawkes, Scared of Liberty says:

    That’s why I delete so much.


  19. 89
    "J*hn", just another disenfranchised, homosexual human bean says:


    • 99
      An American photo-journalist's noddle says:

      Thank you for holding me so tightly in your loving embrace before fast-forwarding me to the rank of “once was.”

      Best wishes to your mother and boyfriend, “John.”


  20. 92
    rabblerouser says:

    Vaizey might as well since he’s useless as a minister and should have been sacked in the reshuffle. Javed should get a better helper than that pompous useless individual.


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    Inverness Caledonian Thistle says:

    Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Labour are the way in the right direction. Only a moron would insult me for saying that.


  22. 97

    It’s great to see that the mug punters are buying Spanish property again!


  23. 100
    John Bercow says:

    To all members of parliament.

    Please be advised that I have today engaged lawyers that will look into this matter. Someone or some persons have been sending emails purportedly from myself.

    But the sender has made an error with my name – so the forgeries are easy to detect.

    Anything signed off by :

    John Barecow
    The Little prince
    The Little ponce
    Little John
    Johnny Foreigner
    John Barecuckold
    Squeaker John
    ‘high heeled’ John
    The office of John and Sally Barecow
    King John
    Prince’s purple reign
    Pompous John
    Big bad john
    Little Bigman
    Pussy John
    Sally’s slave
    Potty Time


    The worst speaker since that last one

    are not from me or any of my staff and should be ignored.

    Yours sincerely
    John Bercow {the real one}


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      Anonymous says:

      Under S.28.1(a) of the Crime and Disorder Act 1998 a crime is racially aggravated if:

      “At the time of committing the offence, or immediately before or after doing so, the offender demonstrates towards the victim of the offence hostility based on the victims membership (or presumed membership) of a racial or religious group or; (b) the offence is motivated (wholly or partly) by hostility towards members of a racial or religious group based on their membership of that group.”

      So, by targeting civilians and school children, have not the the IDF carried out a racially aggravated crime? Or are they totally blameless?


      • 391
        Anonymous says:

        P.S: I have a cunning plan. By the time people start to forget the arming of the IDF – and just in time for the election – along comes a media-crabbing court case. Just right for putting the spot-light back on Tory unwillingness to prevent war crimes?


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    But spare a thought for England says:

    What more has to be done to get those thieving Jocks to fuck off?

    Can’t they take a hint?

    How can we get rid of these parasites?


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    It would be nice if the enrichment would let the rest of us know who he is:

    Vote UKIP :-D


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    Enemies in our midst says:

    There are people who know the identity of this evil scumbag who murdered a journalist for his imaginary friend and the p*edo who invented the lunatic ideology. He’ll have friends and family here. And if this government had any balls, it would inter every fucking raghead in the country until he and his family are identified. We have tolerated these fuckers for far too long. Not once do they ever condemn acts of terrorism by fellow muslims. No muslim would ever report another muslim he knew was planning to commit an atrocity.

    Round them up, put them in internment camps and let them know very clearly that they won’t be released until the terrorist and his wretched family are identified. And if that happens, deport the fuckers, including the ones born here.


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      Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

      Have you ever tasted a Christian prawn vindaloo, dear?


      • 117
        Enemies in our midst says:

        I don’t get out much so I’m not sure on that, Elsie.


        • 120
          Enemies in our midst says:

          Oh, I’ve got my own leftie stalker! Lovely! Hey, leftie, did you jizz with joy when all those evil English people were killed on 7/7? I bet you’re the type of leftlie apologist who wouldn’t care if someone close to you was killed, because you have that hilarious middle class, metropolitan white guilt and you go around boring everyone to tears about you love islam and the West is pure evil. You probably go to supermarkets and complain that they sell Empire apples because you believe they’re a symbol of imperialism.


          • Isis Love says:

            You seriously are a fucking tard. You are just the sort of thick twat they want, frothing at the mouth getting all worked up about the dirty fucking moooslims. When you gonna wake up and smell the stinking shite? The four by twos have control of ALL of this, from 7/7 right up till the comedy video of that supposed Yankee getting his head lopped off with a plastic knife. You have been watching a Mossad presentation from start to fucking end you thick twat. Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?


          • Nero says:

            You’re that thick twat Chris Spivey and I claim my 30 pieces of silver.


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          Enemies in our midst says:

          Curries are from India, a mainly Hindu nation. Indian food is not the creation of muslims.


        • 124
          Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

          Well, I have the “munchies”, dear and I have it mind to blow some of my Reg’s (God perpetuates his memory) pension payment on a Prawn Biryani; Bhindi Bhajee; Plain Nan and, maybe, a Chilli Paneer to remind me of the best times.
          Tomorrow, I’ll sharpen the chain saw.


          • Enemies in our midst says:

            I think you mean brinjal bhaji. Bhindi is Rolf Harris’s daughter. I do hope you’re not planning on turning her into a meal.

            I prefer sag aloo anyway. Check if the restaurant serves alcohol. If it does, then it’s Indian owned. Don’t give your money to muslim run shitholes.


          • táxpáyér says:

            Look for the halal symbol and learn to avoid giving muzzies your money.


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      joe public says:



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      JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:


      Typically, I only want to comment on the state of Israel’s actions, rather than about any religion.
      However, you were doing so well, until you got to;

      “…We have tolerated these fuckers for far too long. Not once do they ever condemn acts of terrorism by fellow muslims…”

      Now, what do you think about;

      “…We have tolerated these fuckers for far too long. Not once do they ever condemn acts of terrorism by fellow j*ws..” ?

      I am not just referring to the killing of Gazan civilians and children.
      What about the Mossad assassination in Dubai with the use of fake UK passports ?
      What about the unfortunate killing of Iranian nuclear scientists ?
      I could go on…

      Yes there are a lot of evil organisations out there – but you also have to keep an eye on rogue states which are no better than terrorist thugs…but have powerful friends at their back.

      Just for balance of course.


    • 180
      Anonymous says:

      Just exterminate the bastards.


      • 198
        BiBiBeelzebub says:

        My goodness.

        This site used to be simply and obediently pro-Israel – along with the gratuitous, repetitive slur of anti-sem’tism liberally thrown at any detractors. Great stuff.

        Now though, this site seems to have morphed into a rather intolerant, nasty Islam*phobic space. I’m embarrassed for GF.

        …and of course I’m not a great fan of the Muslim population myself…

        [And if anyone tells me to f*** off, then they are just hate-filled anti-sem'tes !! ]


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    Jihadi John says:


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      Owen Jones says:

      Jihad John is a brave hero in the fight against western imperialist capitalism. Laurie Penny, Mehdi Hasan, George Galloway and I send him our best wishes and hope he is never found by the evil forces of capitalist imperialist western capitalism.


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    Sarah Teether says:


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    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    So referring back a few days to the wedding between a Musl’m and a J*w in Israel.

    An opportunity to celebrate that love conquers all – but it doesn’t quite silence 200 Israeli protesters chanting; “Death to the Arabs !”.

    And the quote of all quotes:

    “…Lehava spokesman and FORMER LAWMAKER Michael Ben-Ari denounced J*ws intermarrying with non-J*ws of ANY denomination as “worse than what H’tler did”, alluding to the murder of six million J*ws across Europe in the second world war…”

    To put into perspective, it’s like the current Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor, Chris Grayling MP telling the UK populace;

    “Christians intermarrying with non-Christians of ANY denomination is just dreadful and shouldn’t be allowed.”

    But he wouldn’t say that in the UK.

    But it’s OK in Israel, as we stand up for what we believe in…and don’t care what anyone else thinks, because if they’re not one of us then they must be anti-sem’tic.


    • 131
      George Galloway says:

      HAMAS funerals today should have been bombed. Why didn’t Israel bomb these terrorist bastards to Kingdom come?


      • 145
        BiBiBeelzebub says:

        Thanks for that: I have demanded answers from the IDF.

        Apparently the IDF command missed the funeral bombing opportunity as they had their artillery trained on all the beaches in Gaza – ready to attack any children seen playing ‘dangerously’ on the sand.

        But don’t worry, we’ll get all those nasty terrorists.


        • 148
          The IDF says:

          Look, it’s not an easy test, not everyone can get into the IDF, it requires intelligence, courage and forward thinking.

          You just happened to be one of those applicants that had none of the above.

          Please move on, your bitterness is embarrassing.

          Your friend.



          • BiBiBeelzebub says:

            How dare you criticise the IDF – you anti-sem’tic, hate filled IDF squaddie !


          • Down with bum-lifting says:

            Why should we sympathise with Hamas’ problems of its own provoking – even the Arabs, except for qatar, have disowned them. There is far, far more death and suffering elsewhere in the ME at the moment but it’s a result of muzzie-on-muzzie activity. Weird how the un-English sounding anti-Israeli sockpuppets ignore all that.


        • 155
          BiBiBeelzebub says:

          Oh, I forgot to mention we have beautiful beaches in Eilat.

          Very safe as well.

          We love all tourists.

          Just bring plenty of shekels. ;)


          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            The only ones who go to Israel are corrupt Politicians, bolting crooks, religious freaks and Squatterscum. That’s why most Iz want to go back to the Ukraine.


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      Millwall says:

      We dont care either


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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    Britain when real people ruled. says:

    Thanks Canada for the loan of your beautiful Lancaster.


    • 136
      Is it me? says:

      What a sight with the Battle of Britain planes -from a time when we knew who our friends were. and brave friends they were.


      • 179
        Wing Commander Chummy Harrods-Selfridges says:

        Absolutely old bean.

        Those bl**dy French were great warriors fighting by our side, and even 70 years later they are forever grateful to the UK and her allies.

        Toodle pip.


    • 140
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      and to City of Leeds Lancaster (payed for by subscriptions from Leeds folk in WW2), last two flying.


      • 144
        Ditch_the_LibCons says:

        Times sadly long gone…..
        and we’re left with these so-called tory rag/fag-ends…


        • 152
          We worked and we are poorer says:

          You missed out Liebour, we had 13 years of Liebour and we are even poorer as a country and a people, they opened the doors to immigration and now the Brit is chasing jobs with immigrants in his own country, with wages being driven down because of the immigrant multitude, shame the same people didn’t use the energy it took them to get to this country on pulling their own country up on it’s feet.


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        Bumservative Partaaay says:

        Less of this sort of nonsense please, unless of course there’s a a black, disabled, lesbian piloting it???


  33. 138
    Anonymous says:

    2015: I can not wait.

    It is the time that MPs need us. To let these criminals know how we feel is simply exhilarating. I’m so looking forward to it. They will relive every moment of their failed existence.


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    RomaBert... says:

    Just wondering what Mooslims, Palestinians, Isis and the rest of the Arab Springwatch morons think about global warming? :)


  35. 141
    Ditch_the_LibCons says:

    Cameroon von maggot is also on bloody holiday.

    “Conservatives Abroad”
    They are that far away from Reality, they can never get back.
    Spoon faced morons


  36. 142
    Tapestry says:

    Another fool joins in with Guido slagging off the great Ian Crane (last week’s effort). Guido thinks Crane wants to be the next David Icke. You won’t catch David Icke walking backwards down the road slowing a Police van, being assaulted by opponents on camera, and handling it all very nicely. Guido’s out of his depth in the alternative media. He’d do better sticking with the falsity of the main, much as we all love him. The reality of real opposition must be confusing to someone steeped in the falseness of Westminster theatre politics.


  37. 143
    Persona Non Grata says:

    Putin exposes the new world order. The faces on Merkel, Clinton and Lieberman are a joy to behold.

    1 of 4 the rest can be seen here.


  38. 146
    Persona Non Grata says:

    The censorship on this site is getting diriculous.


  39. 156
    Sir Jenson Interceptor says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Man thought to die of ebola virus in Donegal, Ireland.
    Now body has been quarantined due to health and safety concerns and area has been cordoned off from the public.

    Ah the joys of multiculturalism. Be on high alert!


  40. 157
    Brown Eye PI says:

    Re: Malky Mackay, what’s wrong with calling someone a fat Joo if …
    a) he’s fat
    and …
    b) He’s a Joo
    It’s PC gorn maaaad I tell ya.


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      HasbaraSpotter says:

      When you utter the word you must only do so in humble reverence to the self-proclaimed master race.


      • 247
        táxpáyér says:

        Your religions inferiority-complex and victim-complex is showing.

        Still it’s impossible to get a more bottom of the heap religion to follow that iSlam.

        iSlam Killd GDP dead (and any civilisation with it).


  41. 160
    Mark Carney says:

    For those who haven’t noticed, due to this government’s significant budget deficit, the national debt is increasing by approximately £107 billion a year: that’s £2 billion each week.


    • 166
      We can't go on like this says:

      And nearly a third of that deficit is spent on foreign aid (£11bn) and our EU membership fee (£18bn)

      The EU is a ‘free-trade’ area, remember. Free. At a direct cost of £18 billion p/a. And our foreign aid goes to, among other needy countries, China and India. Both of which have space programmes and nuclear weapons.


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    Raising the Threshold says:


  43. 163
    Anjem Choudhary says:

    Don’t worry Islam is going to be wiped from whole of the word. Good Days are ahead


  44. 165
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    So I’ve decided that to maintain peace in the region, and to maintain Israel’s right to defend itself ;

    – the US and UK have to expedite plentiful supplies of ammunition and weapons


    – the US better give us hundreds of millions of additional dollars to support our extremely effective ‘Iron Dome’ defence system. [I'll tell them exactly how much when I'm ready.]

    These bl**dy allies better get the finger out, or else…or else…Israel will stop providing our erm support…thanks…erm…listen, just do what I tell you to do.

    And if you don’t, well you’re just haters, [see what we are doing to Obama in the US media, and be warned.]

    And please visit our beautiful beaches in Eilat, where we have special two-for-one offers throughout the month of August.

    We just love rich tourists – of ANY denomination.


    • 167
      A typical hard-of-thinking British Lefty mong says:

      I love Hamas because they’re (a) violent racists and (b) want to kill all kweers.


      • 168
        A typical hard-of-thinking British Lefty mong says:

        PS. Heil Hitler.

        He was right, you know.


        • 173
          BiBiBeelzebub says:

          Erm, well… good for you.
          Everyone is entitled to voice their opinions in a free democracy.

          But have you visited Eilat yet…?


          • A Wibbererwal says:

            I go on protests for Hamas because they have better headscarves than the Is/rail skullcaps, which look a little creepy. Why don’t they make them bigger?


          • FashionShlomo says:

            They just need a little propeller on top and they would be really smart, like this:


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    Mad Johnny says:

    What do you do with a rabid dog……put it down.

    What shall we do with loony jihadies……put the fuckers down.


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    It's Crusade Time says:

    Yes folks, vermin clear up to start shortly. Required: PM with bottle.

    Phase 1: UK
    “. 2: Europe
    “. 3: M E

    And get a fuckin shave you scruffy animals.


  48. 176
    Rick says:

    All you will ever need to know about ISIS:


  49. 188
    Cletus says:

    Do I get more money if I have a more kids?


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    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    Is it dawning on people that Islamics never have had any intention of integrating ?

    Come on Dave, come on Madge, what are you going to DO ?


    • 194
      Box Set dave says:

      Hmmmm, it’s a while since I created a commission, inquiry, hearing, review, consultation or report…

      But then again, I may grow a pair…one day.


    • 243
      Yawn. says:

      It’s the Israel Firsters who are so racist that they are actually prone to numerous genetic diseases from not interbreeding with the many cultures that hosted them for millennia!
      And you whine about the Muslims, you ignorant schmuck?!?


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        táxpáyér says:

        Dribbling imbecile. It’s the muzzies that have all the genetic problems from cousin marriage. Hence the rise in costs for the NHS in areas cursed with mass colonisation by muzzies.


  51. 196
    Ayatollah Harmony says:

    Look, just let us have Birmingham, Bradford, Leicester & Dewsbury as Islamic Free States (although you should fund us like Scotland), and we will leave you in peace.



    • 197
      David "Britain is too white and Christian" Cameron says:

      Don’t you want Luton as well?

      I can throw in Cardiff.


      • 199
        Death to infidel animated gifs says:

        I wonder if they would all fit on the Isle of Wight ? they we could raise it to the ground. Win Win


        • 205
          The Boring Spelling Nazi says:


          I have fond memories of the Isle Of Wight, because of the dinosaur park Blue Peter helped build in the in the 1970s and which my parents took me to see.

          I’d cram all the Muzzies onto an aeroplane and send it back to the Islamic shit-holes from where the Muzzies originally came – and then blow it up, mid-flight. Because that’s what Muzzies like doing to ‘planes, so they can all feel enriched.

          The only good Muzzie is a dead muzzie. And they’re not quite trying hard enough.


        • 206
          Mustafa Kunt says:

          Gruinard Island is ‘supposed’ to be clear of anthrax.


    • 208
      JocksHaveWokenUp_Cheerio says:

      If you ‘fund’ Scotland, then why is London so desperate to keep it part of the UK ?


      Scotland will be worth a lot more as an independent nation – again.

      And good luck with the Mozzie takeover of your country.
      Look on the bright side: you’ll get Fridays off to pray at the mosq*e,
      [but you'll have to work weekends, no booze, no pubs, no fun etc].

      And for future reference – no, you can’t get in. ;)

      All the best.


      • 218
        Death to infidel animated gifs says:

        what is that expression ? ” careful what you wish for ” ?
        how’s the winters up there ?
        I understand you can boil water by throwing a rock from the fire into it.


        • 303
          JocksHaveWokenUp_Cheerio says:

          Honest to God – it is well worth taking the risk.

          In my lifetime, for example, Scotland’s infrastructure has not improved significantly at all.
          There is a dual carriageway linking the 2 most important cities of Glasgow and Edinburgh – and it in a Trading Standards type deception it is called a motorway – the M8. I won’t bore you with lots more examples.

          My attitude is that independence, of course, is no panacea.
          Of course there are known – and unknown – risks involved.
          But there are also known – and unknown – opportunities to be exploited.

          And if it is cocked up, I would prefer it if Scottish politicians cock it up – rather than uninterested, distant, Eton/Oxbridge, career politicians in London cocking it up for Scotland.

          But we will still cheer on ‘ABE’ for old times’ sake.


      • 222
        We worked and we are poorer says:

        When you fill a bottle up say with water, it fills from the bottom to the top, the bottle is filling up fast and won’t be long before the bottle is full to the top, the top of the bottle is Scotland, you would need to repair Hadrian’s wall quite quickly to stop the immigration stampede,besides the drips are already filling up Glasgow.


    • 215
      Red Ken Lyingscum says:

      Haven’t you forgotten the muslim area which is Tower Scamlets ?


    • 246
      Yawn. says:

      You are getting boringly repetitive, Hasbara Shlomo. Suck on this, Zionazi scumfuck:


      • 259
        word in your ear says:

        If you want to be a proper troll try to utilize some kind of logical argument or statement rather than childish name calling which diminishes your credibility


  52. 202

    How much state funding goes to Muslim
    organisations in this country annually from
    central and local government?


  53. 220

    Vote UKIP :-D


  54. 223
    cured lefty says:

    Every where I go now wall to wall muslim spunk buckets
    2 on the hem 1 in the buggy christ knows how many in the belly!


  55. 231

    Vote UKIP :-D


  56. 233
    Owen Jones says:

    Thanks to our eye wateringly stupid politicians, past and present, the British people are paying a very heavy price for the willful flooding of the country with the criminals of the failed nations of the world and Muslim extremists. There is going to be ‘ a day of reckoning’ and when that day arrives the politicians will bellow their meaningless rhetoric and feigned exclamations of surprised innocence whilst keeping their brainless heads down behind the well policed parapet walls. A shortsighted dimwit on a galloping horse could see this escalating crisis developing a mile away, but not our awfully nice and liberally minded politician. That’s the good news. The bad news is it’s going to get worse, much worse. Enoch Powell got the last laugh.


  57. 240

    Vote UKIP :-D


  58. 245

    Law is already tough, unless this means making !slam illegal…

    Vote UKIP :-D


  59. 248
    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    there is something there, in the Islamic fuckwit saying ” this is Muslim land, do not interfere”
    that may be true but if you start a war then everything goes up for grabs, then all treaties and contracts are torn up.
    We here should be aware that we ( English) are required to retain possession and fuckwit Islamics should be aware that by declaring war they have put everything on the table.


    • 260
      Yawn says:

      You are pretty much destined to get turfed out of Israel, Shlomo. Go put you name down for a flat back in the Ukraine.


      • 267
        word in your ear says:

        By assuming the moniker Yawn you pretend to worldly wise knowledge and experience yet your comments indicate you are a bit of a deranged teenage fuckwit mong, apologizes for upset feelings


  60. 261
    Fabians are Evil says:

    We need to start deporting any and all would be muzza troublemakers along with ALL of their families. It should be made quite clear that any treasonous or illegal antics will lead to deportation.

    In Australia a woman, who came from NZ to Australia as a 10 month old baby, was deported at age 23 after she committed a crime that led to a prison sentence of over 12 months. There was no ‘outcry’ because that is the law of their land

    If they cannot or will not respect the law of the land then they should be deported from whence they came – Simple!

    In my view this should apply to all immigrents not just Muzzas.


  61. 262

    Vote UKIP :-D


  62. 263

    Vote UKIP :-D


  63. 264
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    It’s the religion of peace.


  64. 266

    Thank you P’utin:

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 274
      I say I say says:

      That’s news, do the supermarkets know, all I see is weights and liquids the quantity has dropped and prices have gone up, M&S butter biscuits if they make the any thinner, Olive oil,from 1ltr to 750ml, fuel ASDA diesel £1.29p litre, Tesco depends which supermarket for fuel, everything else has gone up in all supermarkets, including the bloody charities trying to doorstep you at the entrance, going from pennies to trying to get your credit card number.


      • 281
        Stats Enough Thank You Very Much says:

        Yes, I am sceptical about such things. How do you judge the quality of a leg of lamb? Very difficult but such meat does vary in quality – supermarkets under price pressure will reduce quality.


  65. 272

    In a street near you…

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 275
      Shut Down Sharia says:

      That’s a great headline in The Times. I think even the political elite are getting nervous and begin to see what is at stake.

      The rise of the new Caliphate is bringing into sharp relief what the “religion” that seeks to force Sharia on the whole planet is all about.


  66. 277

    A likely story in the Sun…

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 284
      Who Destroyed Blameless Gazza? says:

      The terrible destruction visited on Gazza can only be the result of evil designs by a demonic ra’ce seeking his downfall and cannot possibly be the result of his own actions.


  67. 278
    George"Some of my best friends are J*wish" Galloway says:

    In the past century a distinct strain of Muslim anti-Semitism has emerged.


    • 312
      Primitive Violent Religion says:

      In just the past century? Get real. It goes back to when Mo was rejected by the better educated J*ws of that time.


  68. 280
    Mehsi Hasan says:

    Hamas ‘Admits’ It Kidnapped Israeli Teens that were brutally murdered.

    Hamas are vicious lying hate driven savages.


  69. 283
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Stop all foreign aid to Islamic countries. Stop paying them to hate us!


    • 309
      Help Them To Help Themselves says:

      We should have a system of aid that increases the more said countries adjust their domestic and foreign policies towards rational government.


  70. 285
    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    listen up
    English have lived under the American Yoke since 1945 it is just a reality, I like the American Way, I like their get up and go forwards, let’s do this. It is sometimes harsh, this positive attitude, for human failures to comprehend.
    If you are a human failure then I can understand why you would be against the American Way but what you have to recognize is that the fault lies in you being a fuckwit retard failed person.
    am I getting across ?
    In all your attempts to find value in your cultures values you are really pretending, forcing something to fit into an idea where you are a superhuman. you are not a superhuman, you are just a little piece of shit wandering the world the thing that is of value is the idea which has been given voice in the American. the ” Human can do” attitude.
    this attitude is so important for the future of human we cannot allow retarded, fuckwit, neanderthal, deranged, defective, sorry excuse for humans to fuck things up and because of this concern I would encourage an obliteration of all things Islamic from the existence.


    • 390
      Anonymous says:

      Clearly, as with 9/11, the outraged at the ISIS killers is a good chance for the neo-cons to push their hard-hearted, right-wing agenda. While you might see it has a weakness but, in Britain, we have a history of helping the underdog. Given this, many of us Brits are no longer in love with the American (greed is good/winner-takes-all) way of life.

      And to attack a whole race – because small number have carried out human right crimes – indicates the that you retarded, fuckwit, neanderthal, deranged, defective, Nazi. If you are not doing it already, why don’t you work for your Uncle Sam?

      P.S: Give that the US funded and trained of the terror gangs in Syria, are they not having to deal with the ‘Blow-back”?


  71. 290

    Vote UKIP :-D


  72. 291
    Kicking off in Missouri Ferguson tonight says:


  73. 292

    This is a good way to open the debate on failed EU Multi-Kulti:

    (Incidentally – @KyleWOrton is well worth a follow, a great guy – Masters student – and his blog is worth a read if you want a fast track way to get a handle on the ME.)

    Vote UKIP :-D


  74. 296
    Peter Tatchell says:

    The only things Dave and Chucker have in common is they’ve both holidayed in Ibeethha and popped a few Es in their time…


  75. 299
    Whose side are the police on? says:

    So. The plod will arrest innocent persons for watching the video of this muslim hate crime but not arrest one muslim for preaching hate crime.


  76. 320
    Anonymous says:

    Another “NHS doctor”

    Didn’t they tell us it was a poverty thing that made them do it?


  77. 324
    Death to infidel animated gifs says:

    I’ve got nothing better to do at the moment I think I might have a rant.
    Empire is nothing to do with me. Borders drawn in Iraq, Afghanistan is nothing to do with me. it is a bit like Yorkshire being divided into north Yorkshire, south Yorkshire.
    I feel your pain.
    Is there an Islamic who is up can answer ?
    tell me what is the point of your belief ?
    or indeed any religious person who is awake, can you tell me the goal of your belief ?
    Do you consider some fucking retarded mong invented stories to be a good basis for your decisions in life ?
    I just ask because I tend to think differently and I would like to know what went wrong with you so I can recognize and step away


    • 335
      Shut Down Sharia Before It Shuts Down You says:

      The good thing about the creation of Isl*mic State, in the age of the internet, is that most Musl’ims (well certainly those who use the internet), can’t deny the connection between IS’s actions – bringing back slavery (especially for captured women), executing POWs, conversions under duress, mass murder of polytheists, crucifixion of dissenters – and the actions of their Prophet Mo, since IS give (Kor*nic) chapter and verse on the connection.

      Non Musli’ms might not understand that prior to the arrival of the internet, most Mus’lims were quite ignorant about what Mo got up to. So it will come as a shock to them when they find out the details. A lot are brought up on fairy tales about him being a proper man of high ethics who could control his desires and never get to read the verses and Hadith that show that not to be the case. A genuinely pro-Mo Caliphate is the best education for both Mus’lims and Kaffi’r alike.

      In fact I think the recent Met Police announcement about viewing IS videos being illegal is all about maintaining the politically correct premise that there is no connection between IS actions and the so called Pro*het Mo*am*ed’s MO,when he went about killing, r*ping, looting, and maiming.


      • 341
        talking about life and death says:

        I dunno guys, what are we going to DO ?


      • 342
        talking about life and death says:

        It is a frustration. I wonder what these Islamics see when they get high.
        I can tell you actually because I am a student of human for over 50 year and I can inform you that that is 50 year experience that is not 50 times one year experience ( which is a very important distinction to make ).
        I can inform you that weak mind once it is gone it is gone, there is no hope, once the weak mind has gone and has become the zombie mind then there is no alternative to ( well I will leave you to imagine possible methods of dispatch from the earthly coil)


  78. 325
    Jezza says:

    Do the lefties get it yet? We’re going to have to ‘knock heads together’ thanks to their policies. Might offend their sensibilities but brace yourselves


  79. 328
    Jezza says:

    “Children of Syria’ now on BBC 2 – message to BBC – nobody gives a fcuk. The English people have had it with these inbred Moo slim losers – they choose their inbred fate. Get some perspective or lose the license fee – got your attention now?


  80. 331
    Shut Down Sharia Before It Shuts Down You says:

    It’s a little bit sad the way GF’s tittle tattle is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

    Given the censorship in the UK media about Sharia, this is really essential viewing for anyone who wants to understand what is going on:

    Don’t forget, Robert Spencer, who has been largely accurate in his prognostications and who (for instance) called out the “Arab Spring” (remember that?!) as nothing to do with democracy, was BANNED by the UK government from visiting these shores. Whereas numerous hate speech clerics are allowed into this country on a daily basis.


  81. 332
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    I say my military cuts are working spiffingly well
    It’s being reported that More Muzzies left Britain in 2013 to join the Jihadies , than joined the British army
    Leaving me more money to spunk away of over seas aid , What ho !


  82. 338
    talking about life and death says:

    it is a thing of wonder to me that a real person could consider taking the life of another human, I can see how it might be possible if someone is charging at you threatening to kill you where you have to react but to kill for pleasure a defenseless person must put you in the sick category of people who are not required on earth


    • 344
      War Will Soon Be Over says:

      Fact: even in the Soviet and German armies (under totalitarian regimes) in WW2 most soldiers with a rifle fired to miss. This was well known to their commanders but obviously not something you can prove in the heat of battle. It’s v. unnatural to want to kill a fellow member of your species. In fact it’s quite rare in non-human animal species by and large. Mostly you avoid conflict or if absolutely necessary you make a display before you get involved in a fight to the death.

      It is quite clear that war as we know it is dependent on quite extreme forms of brainwashing which are then applied to normal social factors (e.g. reluctance to let down other members of the group). Robert Graves makes clear in his autobiography that well into the Great War the common soldier had little time for the “higher patriotism” – by then it was all down to supporting and protecting, not letting down, the group of soldiers you happened to find yourself in.

      I am, incidentally, not arguing against all war.


      • 350
        proscribe Islam says:

        if a persons’ role in the military is looking after prisoners and he brutalizes his charges and then cuts off the head of one of them for publicity all human considerate people would like to see perpetrator experience something more painful and for longer. I can make suggestions and I volunteer myself to explain to “john” error of his ways


  83. 339
    The Prime Mincer says:

    Gay marriage remains the priority. That’s where the votes will be won.


  84. 345
    proscribe Islam says:

    I mentioned this before
    that there were no Russian nationals captured in Beruit because when they got one the testicles of the father of one of the kidnappers was delivered by way of negotiation.
    there is a very important truth in this story.
    one way to look at it is
    ” you must never compromise with evil ”
    and another way to look at it is ” I know we have civil rights and whatnot but do you know I am going to ignore all that while I exterminate these fuckers”


    • 351
      boredhousehusband says:

      But, us English don’t work like that, old chap.

      Far more subtle.

      Far deeper than a mere ‘finger on the pulse’…

      If we did it like the French do it, do you not think that AmDram Choudhury and all his cohorts would already have been hit and killed by a mysterious hit and run or mugging gone wrong?

      We cannot reveal how much we know about ‘them’ other than we surveil them very regular and could tae them at the drop of a hat, especially them in Forest Gate who are beyond blatant and have no knowledge, understanding or concern about OPSEC/PERSEC…

      The Northolt lads of W.O.O.C.P. and Astra Fireworks have been circling their Brittain-Norman turbo-prop over those cheap chicken and kebab Smack dealers and the 24K jewellery money laundering rackets for the last 7 years…

      Our Lads know ALL those little secrets…

      “slowly slowly catchee monkey”. Picked up in Burma and Malay

      Still works well in Forest Gate

      So, don’t fret or become a drama queen

      Hold your hate-fire until the Final Battle.

      You’ll really need it then


  85. 346
    boredhousehusband says:

    The nights are drawing in…

    wind rustles the trees…

    a chill in the air ….

    So, when’s Krystal Nacht?

    “the Enemy consolidated their gains made upon the SAINSBURY SHELF CRATER and continued INTENSE aggressive fire whilst building up reserve forces ready to conduct twilight Trench Raids upon our positions. The capture of one Enemy recently revealed the date of the Enemy attack as November 5th…”

    Bonfire Night is my betting!

    Some people (CH4’News’/’News’night/Orville Jones/George Goaway/etc) should point out the many comparisons between the ISit Marauders and the Waffen SS so as to inform the people of the real threat: appalling war crimes, no fear of justice, ideologically brainwashed, intolerance and hypocrisy, blah blah…


  86. 354

    Political Warfare: Divinity Unwritten

    Vote UKIP :-D


  87. 355
    albacore says:

    Why not cut all the crap and just tell the facts?
    By every one of its governmental acts
    Parliament, for decades, using all its clout
    Has done nowt but sell the British nation out


  88. 357
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Lots of adverts running on the TV this morning for joining the Army
    Hmmmm ! theres a storm a brewing ?
    Maybe Thicko Dave shouldnt have got rid of all our professional soldiers, and tried to replace them with unpaid gun nuts


    • 358
      I say I say says:

      Camoron won’t do anything, he has no backbone, he would be better making more laws for car owners, vacuum cleaner owners, he made his biggest mistake when wanted to bomb Assad, wonder what happened to Assad and poor Syria, Camorons mates ISIS have certainly taken the world by the scruff of it’s decadent neck and given it a twist with it’s mindless violence, seems a lot of countries including that ersatz would be country the EU have kept their heads down I wonder why?, remember Cameron this is going to be fresh on peoples minds as they go to vote in May.


    • 359
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:


    • 362
      albacore says:

      Ne’er mind, eh, we all know Cast Iron Dave
      That steely Dreadnought, will fire up and save
      Those poor, misunderstood IS fighters
      And welcome them here, the lucky blighters


  89. 361
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:


  90. 363
    Nigel Farage says:

    I’m sick of reading token Muslims telling us “Islam is peaceful” when facts since 700AD prove otherwise. Piss off


  91. 367
    Phil Hammond says:

    Now I’ve heard everything.

    ISIS Leader a J*w? Conspiracy Theory Claims al-Baghdadi is Mossad Agent Born to J*wish Parents


  92. 369
    Owen Jones says:

    So you think Iron Dome is a big deception? You’re a delusional little leprechaun aren’t you ,Guido ?


  93. 372
    Nigel Farage says:

    The CIA have nominated ISIS, al-Qaeda and Boko Haram for the ASL Ice Bucket Challenge.

    Or waterboarding as it was once known.


  94. 373
    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    I say chaps , only a matter of time before we identify that Jihadi John chap
    He will be shitting himself at the prospect of being tagged whilst serving his community service order What !


  95. 374
    Anjem Choudhary says:

    Alhumdulilah with the fadhl of Allah, I have been blessed with reading the tweets of Owen Jones and pissing myself laughing.


    • 377
      P C George Dixon says:

      UK police: viewing, downloading or disseminating extremist material within the UK may constitute an offence under Terrorism legislation.


  96. 378
    Anonymous says:


    • 379
      Anonymous says:

      Think about how Jon Snow talks about UKIP and contrast.

      Memo to Jon Snow: They aint “Rebels”.They never were.


  97. 382

    Let’s do the maths: ‘up to 2,000′ ‘British’ moo slim killers fighting for Isis – these are the ones with the hate, cash and support to get out to Syria and Iraq. !0,000 more moo slims still in the UK with the hate but who don’t have the resources to get out there yet. At least 100,000 more moo slims in the UK who are sympathisers, facilitators for the 12,000. The ones that don’t fit into the above categories are mostly old and frail, children and women. Anyone see the scale of the UK problem yet?


  98. 385
    VonCameroon says:

    Im now back in Cornwall you plebian maggots


  99. 394
    Anonymous says:


    Having considered training and arming the brave ‘freedom-fighters’ – it now seems that UK/US forces might need to work with the Syrian government to counter the terrorists. And to think that MPs nearly voted to bomb Assad.

    P.S: While it is timely that Hague departed, is his replacement any better?


  100. 396
    Anonymous says:


    “I think whether it’s above the counter or below the counter, a conversation has got to be held with him [Assad].” Former head of the Army Lord Dannatt on Radio 4’s Today programme

    Sir Malcolm, the, said history had shown that “sometimes you actually have to make an arrangement with some nasty people in order to get rid of some even nastier ones”. Malcolm Rifkind, chairman of Parliament’s Intelligence and Security Committee

    Yet Philip Hammond, maintains that working with Assad to fight Islamists “would poison what we are trying to achieve”.

    And what is the new Foreign Secretary trying to achieve? The undermining of the War-on-Terror, in order to get rid of the Syrian government? Bad call!


    • 400
      Anonymous says:


      For the neo-conservatives – who had pursued regime change in Syria – to reverse course “would require them to admit that they bore considerable responsibility for legitimising pointless violence that has resulted in the deaths of 190,000 Syrians.”
      Chas Freeman, the former US ambassador to Saudi Arabia – as reported in The Independent

      So there we have it. The reason our new Foreign Secretary is fearful about acting against the ‘freedom fighters’ in Syria.


  101. 399
    Anonymous says:

    “Dave the Rave: Tories Launch Ibiza Branch”
    Packets of Forget The Fracking Report power, to be handed out free.


  102. 401
    Anonymous says:

    Spotted – Labour’s Tom Blenkinsop in Ibiza, drinking like a loon


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“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”

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