August 20th, 2014

WATCH: Austin Mitchell Sticking to His Sexist Guns


119 Comments

  1. 1
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Oh right, so people who trap their partners in a cycle of emotional or psychological cruelty and abuse would be prosecuted and jailed under tough new laws proposed by ministers.

    That’s half of all women fucked then!

  2. 2
    Voodoo Ray says:

    sexism is alive and well in your comments section, as well as parliament.

  3. 3
    Dwayne Adeboglu says:

    A useless MP who spent more time in the bars and chatting to Adam Boulton than anything else productive. Hopefully his retirement from Westminster marks the complete end of his public life and that Ed Moribund doesn’t make a “Lord”.

  4. 4
    Abbott On side says:

  5. 5
    Battle of the Sexes says:

    ‘Twas always thus, and always thus will be.

  6. 6
    Upside Down says:

    What?????

  7. 7
    Lefty Mantra says:

    All criticism of women is sexist.

  8. 8
    I could Scream at the stupidity of Westminster says:

    This has to be the most ridiculous law ever. It’s what happens when you get women Parliamentarians.

    Two obvious flaws. the State will enter the home and privacy no longer exist. Lawyers will use it as a tool to exploit men.

  9. 9
    Dhimmi Dave Bumsex says:

    I will be espousing more Liberal values, inviting more people from turd world countries and giving more money to the EU and bumsex of course.

    I’ll be out next May, but I don’t care, because I’ll have had my term in office and greased my way up the pole, I’ll be minted, just like my mate Bliar.

  10. 10
    Cosmo Smallpiece says:

    Good on yer Austin!

    If the Labour Party was comprised of more people like him, they would piss the next election.

    Metropolitan liberals have hijacked culture, science and politics.

    The fight back begins.

    Surely that was Kirsty Squawk was in The Killing Season 1 playing the bereaved mother?

  11. 11
    did the planet just slip into an alternate reality ? says:

    “Miss Abbott, a divorced mother with one son, also highlighted the harmful impact on society of internet pornography and fast food.”

  12. 12
    Britain now exporting mass murderers to the world whilst importing them here too says:

    Can we find out the identity of the muzee from the UK who beheaded a journalist and either deport his family to Kraplakistan or bomb the fuckers back to the stone age. Oh wait, they’re already in the stone age. Just waterboard them to death.

  13. 13
    Dwayne Scrabblehand says:

    Austin was a real person – not one of the weirdo freaks the Labour Party selects these days.

    Yorkshire & proud!

  14. 14
    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    Marxist Milliband will have a majority of 80+ seats next May

    The professional benefits scroungers, public sector malingerers, immigrants who cant speak English, the BBC propagandists, UKIP, and of course the scotchers, are now unstoppable in their push to install Labour as England’s rulers.

    There will never be a Tory majority in Westminster again, no matter how economically destructive Labour is, nor how many immigrants they let in

  15. 15
    Dorothy Parker, sisters says:

    You can lead a whore to water but you can’t make her think.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Rights which women have, but men don’t:

    (Admittedly, this relates to the U.S. But scratch the surface anywhere, and… )

    http://thoughtcatalog.com/janet-bloomfield/2014/08/5-legal-rights-women-have-that-men-dont/

  17. 17
    Rowley Birkin says:

    She must have been vewy, vewy drunk.

  18. 18
    Jezza says:

    Is this the latest news from Ferguson?

  19. 19
    British Public says:

    +50,000,000

  20. 20
    Ihate fatties says:

    What about the impact of obese wimmin wanting to sit on your lap?

  21. 21
    Stella the hectoring Woman says:

    Err Geedo. That is Stella Creasy sticking to HER sexist guns.

  22. 22

    Vote UKIP :-D

  23. 23
    Well said says:

    +1

  24. 24

    Interesting that Cameron is back from Cornwall – maybe, just maybe, he’s woken up to the fact that something will have to be done re the returning ‘British’ moo slims. That’s what this is really about. The Foley beheading has brought it home. Squeaky bum time for the powers that be methinks

  25. 25
    Peter Pervert says:

    Agreed. Toffs are toxic.

    You select aristoliberals, you get no support.

    Even the party activists now hate Cam & his old boy network.

    The next leader will not be Gideon or Boris.

    I am happy to sacrifice the next five years to Ed the weirdo, so we can regain the Tory party from the aberration that is Box Set Dave and his fellow dilettantes.

  26. 26
    Over priced Tack says:

    I can’t stand his yogurts.

  27. 27
    Jed Thomas says:

    Arse!

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    “……bomb the fuckers back to the stone age”

    I think you will find that is what we have been doing for the last 50yrs. You are a mong amongst mongs.

  29. 29
    Louise Minge says:

    Why is Louise Mensch trying to sell me medical insurance on this webpage???

  30. 30
    Nero says:

    The only thing stuck to Mitchell’s ‘gun’ is his inner thigh.

  31. 31
    Motty says:

    He was a brilliant striker though.

  32. 32
    David Coleman says:

    …or that goal against Holland in 1974. Errrrr, fucking afros. I’ve shat ‘em.

  33. 33
    Dhimmi Dave Bumsex says:

    There isn’t a Tory majority now, Dave is a Liberal.

    The vote UKIP, risk getting Red instead of Blue, doesn’t work any more, because they are one of the same.

    It is dolts like you who keep voting Tory and wonder why we keep ending up with a spaz PM, that are the problem.

  34. 34
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Having served in Iraq and Afghanistan I can assure you that the Stone Age would be an improvement on the current state of affairs.

  35. 35
    libertarians = backwards says:

    it’s like the worst of the 1950s on here, women, know your limits!

  36. 36
    Dhimmi Dave Bumsex says:

    You’ve been looking at those wanking sites again, haven’t you?

  37. 37
    Tachybaptus says:

    Culture, not water. Get it right.

  38. 38

    Rai has also stated that he is willing to speak with H’ezbollah leaders about the IS threat.

    Elsewhere, U’ruguay has sent a delegation to select 120 refugee’s from Syr!a to come to U’ruguay.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  39. 39
    Nero says:

    Then it has clearly not been enough.

  40. 40
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Owen Jones does the Ice Bucket Challenge, nominates Baroness Warsi.

  41. 41
    Marc Almond says:

    Frozen semen?

  42. 42
    Buckfast Abbie says:

    He must have been vewy, vewy dwunk when he proposed to her.

  43. 43
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    “Labour’s public health spokesman”….what a shining example.

  44. 44
    Tony McRush says:

    Aberdeen FC are the best.

  45. 45
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Thighs like a hippo.

    Has a point about Qatar though – we should take the World Cup off them.

  46. 46
    Tony McRush says:

    Aberdeen to win the league.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    “Then it has clearly not been enough.”

    As long as you don’t whine like a little girl when they bomb you back

  48. 48
    Tony McRush says:

    Support Aberdeen for a better World. Aberdeen FC the best damn club on the planet. .

  49. 49
    Toxic Labour for Parasites, bring back the workhouses. says:

    It’s not the lap you need to worry about, it’s when they want to sit on your face?

  50. 50
    MacGuffin says:

    I. Cannot. Stand. Stella Creasy.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    snairatrebil

  52. 52

    My uncle used to drive an Austin Mitchell. It was noisy and unreliable, and expensive to maintain, but it had a certain honest, British, sweaty-bloke-with-oily-hands vibe to it.

  53. 53

    You’re no oil painting, either.

  54. 54
    Eeza Plonka says:

    Austin Mitchell MP votes:

    Identity cards – For introduction (Strong)
    Iraq 2003 – For the invasion
    Iraq Investigation – Necessary

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    As long as they bomb you too

  56. 56
    dave says:

    Jelly on a plate
    Jelly on a plate
    Wibble-wobble wibble-wobble
    Jelly on a plate!

  57. 57
    Dewsbury-on-the-Tigris says:

    The Islamic Kalifa of Yorkistan, you mean?

  58. 58

    Vote UKIP :-D

  59. 59
    MacGuffin says:

    The way you bullied that poor old man. Despicable!

  60. 60
    Handycock says:

    I tried to shag a princess once but I burnt my balls on the exhaust. Boaz

  61. 61
    Handy says:

    There’s nothing like getting inside a Princess.

  62. 62
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He invented the Spitfire, top man!.

  63. 63
    George Galloway says:

    The model of deterrence has collapsed in Gaza. Military victory over Hamas appears to be only the remaining option.

  64. 64
  65. 65
    bergen says:

    I think it likely that Labour will be the largest party and I agree that we are unlikely to see a majority Tory government (as we have known them) ever again. One day there will be other governments but don’t know what they will be.

  66. 66
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Killed by an animal; died like a man.

  67. 67
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    You would never guess that his day job is working as a teaching assistant.

  68. 68
    Medhi Hasan says:

    Baroness Warsi in a state of unparalleled denial, experts warn

  69. 69

    Russia more specific about who it thinks will default first:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  70. 70

    Did you see my tee shot at the 8th?

  71. 71
    Nero says:

    Reminds me of that Italian contractor beheaded a few years ago.

    Just before they did the deed he ripped of the bag on his head and shouted at the camera..

    “I’ll show YOU how an Italian dies”.

    Hard as fuck.

  72. 72

    Looks more like Spetsnaz to me.

    Scoot forward to 5m 5s here to see what I mean:

    Probably not a UKIP supporter, but likely voted Labour.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  73. 73

    Stella Greasy is unusual for a lefty dyke. She has nice legs and a nice rack. But still fucking stupid.

  74. 74
    Mr Sainsbury says:

    Take the Kosher food off the super market shelves. That will have the Islamists quaking in their boots.

  75. 75

    Even worse are obese women who sit on your face.

  76. 76
    Kellie says:

    Lady title for me

  77. 77
    RomaBert... says:

    Sounds like she suffers from penis envy? Perhaps?

  78. 78
    Lord MacDonaold had a court ... CPS fame says:

    An obese women sitting on your face could lead to deaf. As I write it is not recognised as a cause of deaf. Don’t take my word for it.

  79. 79
    B Fair says:

    I think you’re right. The Conservative Party will split. Some will go to the Lib Dems others will go to UKIP and there will be an unelectable rump left…a bit like the National Liberals.

  80. 80
    Raving Loon says:

    The benefits of diversity for all to see.

  81. 81
    Raving Loon says:

    Cameron’s contribution to the Conservative party will be overseeing it’s end.

  82. 82
    B Fair says:

    Yes, he was brave.

  83. 83
    Eddie Waring says:

    Too right-

    Q: How many mossers will be at Wembley supporting Cas on Sat?

    A: Fuck all.

  84. 84

    So the hero is a Londoner according to Al Sky.

    I must anoint this family, promote, say to Borough Treasurer at the very least.

    Perhaps, head (snigger) of the recount.

    Like

  85. 85
  86. 86

    Did we win two world wars while served by your fickle stores?

  87. 87
    RomaBert... says:

    Really brave hiding behind a mask……..

  88. 88
    Django says:

    He couldn’t get a word in. The two gobby birds were awful! And anyone doesn’t like my sexist name for women can go to blazes!

  89. 89
    Theresa May says:

    I am consulting on a new criminal offence of passing the port to the right.

    For too long, British etiquette has suffered from a ratcheted decline in table manners.

    Over the next ten weeks we would also like your opinion on knife licking, using a knife to open bread rolls, using the word ‘serviette’ instead of ‘napkin’, and placing melon spoons down the wrong way.

    Despite requests, we have modified the terms of reference, and we will not be consulting on British citizens placing severed heads down on the floor instead of the table.

  90. 90
    Nero says:

    Hoe did Ukraine’s gas debt to Russia end up rising from 2 billion to 35 billion in a matter of weeks?

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

  92. 92
    Jane Hill says:

    Do you have any pictures of her lesbianing or being lesbianed? Please post a link.

  93. 93
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    …six speed box? Bags of grunt?

  94. 94
    Alan Partridge says:

    He must have a cock like a traction engine!

  95. 95

    Please extend to heads. How exciting.

  96. 96
    ZioPikey says:

    The right is fracturing,,but the Marxist left is solidifying

  97. 97

    That would be P’utin’s version of a Wonga loan.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  98. 98
    ZioPikey says:

    Sooo…vote for a fucking third rate bunch of racists who are so against Europe they wallow in its luxurious funds?

    Cu’nt

  99. 99

    How does Lord Fatty’s let off equate to Government anti male proposals?

    An oxymoron.

  100. 100
    Dianne Abbot Nandos fan says:

    Nandos is obviously owned by a middle aged white male
    No watermelon or ricnpeasto go wid me wheelbarrow of fried chikin blud

  101. 101
    Alan Douglas says:

    If 20 or 33 % of women in a room are anything like this harridan, then yes, they would seem like equal or excess in number, over-talking, shouting, even screeching to cut down Austin’s statements and viewpoint.

  102. 102
    Rupert says:

    Never understand why the Labour party keeps wanting more women. With the likes of Balls and Vaz, Tristram Fairy Chukka Whatshisname and the like haven’t they got enough cu’nts already

  103. 103
    Dangerous Brian says:

    You’ve nailed it.

  104. 104
    Jack Ketch says:

    I fancied Stella up until now. I have never been put off someone so fast. The only way she will ever get pregnant is if someone coshes her first.

  105. 105
    Jack Ketch says:

    It is time to review the Mental Health Act and start locking the bacon-dodgers up in secure facilities as being criminally insane (no trial needed, which saves money and no time limit).

  106. 106
    Jack Ketch says:

    The Conservatives?

  107. 107
    M.Chou-Veniste says:

    She just need something to occupy her mouth when the grown-ups are talking.

  108. 108
    Jack Ketch says:

    Nando’s is owned by a White South African of my acquaintance. In SA it is very, very rare to see a previously disadvantaged type in a Nando’s. They don’t like the spice or the price. They chow Kentucky, Mr Rooster or anything in your fridge once they have broken in.

  109. 109
    Jack Ketch says:

    Buy that man a ticket to Spearmint-Rhino!

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, he said he’s going to take their passports of them when they come back…

  111. 111

    Not law now, not ever. If this has any basis, it is because there is no significant legal aid for the civil courts with which to take out the appropriate injunctive remedies for a physically assaulted wife/resident partner. (Presumably, it will also include those of a homosexual relationship). There aren’t enough Police in the whole of the UK that could police any given County on any given night
    At the moment, the Police MUST attend “domestics” in priority to any other matter. Thus a couple of murder victims strewn about the High Street don’t get investigated if Mrs Bloggs rings up and makes a drunken complaint about Mr B, they got to go. Now, given that this is going to have to be a priority call out despite it being non-violent, can you imagine the affect this would have on policing levels at any given time? Take Leeds. On a typical Saturday night there are (or were, there might be less now) 2 Sergeants and 6 Pcs for the whole inner City. Stir in a couple of drunk chavs. At least, it will keep the Mags busy. Shame that Criminal Legal Aid is being heavily cut, as will be the number of accredited Practitioners to attend Police Stations. And what is going to be the process of deciding whether there is sufficient evidence, social need, merits etc for the CPS to decide upon charging the alleged abusive partner?
    Just another unfuckingbelievable news item for today. Even Marilyn Stowe thought it was not awfully practical.

  112. 112

    I always thought that “Public Health” had a a strong relationship to drains, typhus and other communicable diseases and things like obesity. It is suddenly clear that chubbychops is the very fount of knowledge on these subjects. Nothing else, of course…well alright then. Fried chicken.

  113. 113

    Erm, can I just check this. It is a serious criminal offence for a Muslim ( for the sake of discussion) to go to Syria and fight for the Muslims fighting Assad, even though Obama is arming and training them. This is The lot that have gone Tonto and are now redrawing Northern Iraq. This is on account of once they’ve tasted blood they could come back and errrr.
    However, if other Muslims of a Kurdish inclination want to go over, bumsex will use his influence, diplomatic powers and ensure that there are arms for them to fight for the Kurds and pre-Muslim sects, Syrian refugees and everybody else swilling about in that bit of the World. AND they are welcome back; probably get stress counsellors thrown in, medals. No problem with killing other folks, perfectly normal people doing their bit for Society. Of course, if they are captured, the FCO are going to be up to their ballocks in the rest of the inhabitants of Bradford -and Galloway – demanding that we send in the Army (!) to get them out. No risk of “Boots on the ground” yeah right. Perhaps the old aphorism can be changed a little…”if you want a job doing in a far-off land, fighting for people you know fuck all about against other people that you know even less about, then you need Obama to send in the B.29s”

  114. 114

    The Tory Reform Group deliberately allowed the imbalance in the parity of Constituencies to build in favour of Labour precisely to create the present situation of an unrepresentative administration to wreak havoc socially. That Clegg “refused” to play ball with the Boundary Commission to bring the 38 or so seat imbalance to an end (from Major’s time!) was part of the script. The TRG and Liberals are simply toughing it out well aware that whichever of the two main historical parties is the largest, the Liberals will (if still able to be called a Party) be a willing “other” in the great Westminster fraud machine.

  115. 115

    It were bloody cold on them Northern Convoys. Frozen seamen? When your waders filled up, it were like being two fucking Ice lollies without the bleedin’ orange!
    Eeeh, it right made yer toes tingle when they thawed out, three months later.

  116. 116

    Conversion from Sterling to Roubles, perhaps?

  117. 117
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    Eeh up lad says:

    Does that woman ever shut her clatter? And why did the BBC allow her to take over the interview? She is the most boring woman ever – yet Newsnight love having her harp on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Was this meant to be an impartial interview and if not – Kirsty Wark ought to be sacked.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    “Austin Mitchell Sticking to His Sexist Guns”
    If cowgirls stop talking long enough, to let him draw them from their holsters?


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