August 20th, 2014

Twitter Bitch Fight: Mann v MacShame

This could get interesting…


110 Comments

  1. 1
    Denis MacShameless says:

    I’m hoping to appear in CBB next.

    KERCHIIIIING !!

  2. 2
    Joss Taskin says:

    Can’t we get him on ‘I’m a Celebrity’ and locate the programme in the islamic state ?

  3. 3
    Hypocrisy says:

    Bloke on Sky News just asked Phillip Hammond why the British government is supplying ISIS in Syria with non lethal aid but arresting people who fight alongside ISIS. Hammond answered a totally different question.

  4. 4
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    If a British Jihadist killed James Foley, then remember that another UK Jihadist killed US journalist Daniel Pearl in 2002. HMG asleep.

    Hang the bastards

  5. 5
    Handycock ( Teen Fondler) says:

    We are all innocent. The media is on a witch hunt against hard working MP’s like me and Denis. Lord Rennard was found innocent and is back in the Liberal Democrat Party; I also will be rehabilitated soon. Boaz.

  6. 6
    Joe 'Sharia compliant' Public says:

    We will hang and behead that Dhimmi Dave next, inshallah.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Does anyone actually care what these twerps think or say? Apart from the gross waste of public money their pay and expenses represent, they should be ignored,

  8. 8
    Hypocrisy says:

    The fighter pilot who makes a career of being shot down in the first gulf war also asked him why the British government is arresting Moslems who go out to fight but not Kurds. Yet again Hammond did not answer.

    Britain clearly does not have a joined up foreign policy

  9. 9
    Chief cockroach says:

    You can’t catch me!

  10. 10
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Dennis MacShane has been flushed out as a greedy and crooked man. Now he’s on the run and lashing out at society because he got caught stealing.

    He stoops so low perhaps he could find work as a limbo dancer for the Cirque de Soleil.

  11. 11
    Nero says:

    Impale him.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Britain hasn’t had a joined up foreign policy since 1944!

  13. 13
    Oi vey, my life says:

    The liberal regime has been supporting islamist terrorists in Syria for years, they gave aid and support to ISIS and are partly responsible for every innocent civilian butchered by ISIS. Cameron is petrified that the truth will emerge, he approved sending aid to the savages now rampaging through the region, he is partly responsible for every death.

  14. 14
    Sarah Teether says:

    Cue mass exodus of women Councillors, members and activists from the LibDem party to protest their disgust. Hold on: if you’re a woman and a LiDem you won’t be at all surprised.

  15. 15
    My vote went to the Tory Party but all it got me was this stupid moniker. says:

    Birmingham?

  16. 16
    The Critic says:

    Politicians are insane – when their crimes are discovered,they seem to believe it’s all a conspiracy theory and they are innocent.

    Clearly McShane did not get rehabilitated during his time inside; he’s now trying to cash in on the experience and seems to be in total denial. When all is said and done he’s nothing more than a common thief. We are the victims,not him.

    This ahs been going on for a long time. . I can remember John Stonehouse(Labour MP -faked own death,Privy Councillor and Czech spy) writing books about his disappearance and doing the TV/radio interview circuit in the 70s.

  17. 17
    Loofah Ratman says:

    Close. Tower Scamlets.

  18. 18

    Anyone wouls think that our Den had suffered ten years in the galleys, instead of a few weeks in a cheap hotel.

  19. 19
    still walking into darkness says:

    Am I the only person who saw Harriet on news night. I think when the bbc turn on a labour mp you should realise the game is up love. Why is miliband keeping her?

  20. 20

    The Lib Dems are fumbling in the dark.

  21. 21
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    I do hope he hasn’t caught my crabs.

  22. 22
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    Gender quotas.

  23. 23
    Denis McCuunt says:

    Quelle Surprise

  24. 24
    Mr Speaker's Stilts says:

    Is MacShame still going home to his Mummy?

  25. 25
    Rupert says:

    Poor old Dennis. Now he has hooked up with the old tart Vicky Pryce he will be serving a life sentence of hard labour and domination sad old bastard

  26. 26

    The problem is that the USA will not give us our foreign policy because they themselves haven’t a Scooby-Doo.

  27. 27
    Lard Rennard says:

    “I will be reaching out to Lib Dem women”

  28. 28
    Uno Itztru says:

    Denis Matyjaszek is his real name.
    His mother was Irish and his father Polish.

    He is as “British” as those nutjob jihadis in ISIS who are so fond of beheading whitey.

  29. 29
    MacShame says:

    Only extensive plastic surgery and a deed poll name change can save Dennis MacShane from humiliation and shame for the rest of his life.

  30. 30
    My vote went to the Tory Party but all it got me was this stupid moniker. says:

    That (or Bradford) was going to be my second choice. I’ve just read the story in today’s Times about the mayoral election – a true 3rd-world crap-hole slap bang in the middle of our capital city. Super.

  31. 31
    you were warned says:

    The BBC and British media were compliant in presenting Assad
    as a brutal dictator and the Islamists as cuddly freedom fighters.
    Apart from the gullible lefty trolls who peddle their predictable
    nonsense,regulars on this site knew it was total bollocks.

  32. 32
    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

  33. 33
    and your claim to fame is says:

    “The fighter pilot who makes a career of being shot down in the first gulf war”

    Well you can have a nice big cup of fuck the fuck off, you fucker

  34. 34
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    He could become a Liberal Democrat.

    Selective amnesia comes with the territory.

  35. 35
    Vicky says:

    He calls me mummy when he’s on the vinegar stroke if that helps

  36. 36
    License payer says:

    Radio 4 so far this morning….Yvette Cooper followed by Roy Hattersley. Party political broadcasts paid by us.

  37. 37

    I stopped watching Newsnight a while ago
    after 20 years faithful viewing.
    Apparently it’s run by 13 year olds.

  38. 38
    "British" jihado mozza says:

    im not as pale as me

  39. 39
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    How do you think they got their jobs? They’ll sit tight, you watch.

  40. 40
    The Terraces says:

    When a M’uslim kills a M’uslim I rejoice

    When a M’uslim klls a M’uslim I rejoice

    Sing along

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Messing up on the job and then singing like a canary at the first questioning despite all that he was taught at survival school is hardly a proud record. You may worship him but that is not how he is regarded from within the forces.

  42. 42
    Sun Tsu says:

    Never give a moz a weapon
    they will use it on you eventually

  43. 43
    nell. says:

    There is nothing interesting about this odious man. He should not be given the oxygen of publicity. Even oblivion is too good for him.

  44. 44
    Lions led by Donkeys, theyr'e fucking MORONS says:

  45. 45
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    A whole infestation of hatemongering Hasbara-tards in full flow, dandy.

  46. 46
    RomaBert... says:

    Perhaps he also has a bit of Roma in him? :)

  47. 47
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    Celebrate the rich, multicultural diversity !

  48. 48
    Harbottle says:

    He’s already changed his name once-are you allowed to do it again? As for plastic surgery, you can change the features but not the underlying look of a thieving scumbag.

  49. 49
    My vote went to the Tory Party but all it got me was this stupid moniker. says:

    Depriving him of oxygen a most appealing idea.

  50. 50
    Adrian Swall says:

    He wasn’t a fighter pilot, he was a bomber navigator. Still, never let the truth spoil a stupid comment, eh?

  51. 51
    Lord Rennard says:

    WRITE A POST ABOUT ME!

  52. 52
    Taxfodder says:

    Its its more about bending the facts to suit their argument and thereby leading opinion, the agenda they set needs to be challenged, the content pretty much utter bollocks to confuse and confound the unwary.

    Trust your instincts and follow the lust for money and power, its not what they say or even how they say it…its whats “not” said on any given subject thats where the motives are and thereby the truth lay.

  53. 53
    RomaBert... says:

    We do have a commitment to give away £22b, so someone, indeed anyone, who asks will be given a generous handout :)

  54. 54
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    That can also apply to the ZioLoons, although they tend to sell the weapons to the Chinese.

  55. 55
    Nero says:

    He most likely had some immigrant or other ‘in him’ during his incarceration.

  56. 56
  57. 57
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    BEWARE !
    This comments section is totally infested with hatemongering,
    Israel Firster Hasbara Cockroaches!

  58. 58
    RomaBert... says:

    The BBC love Vicky Pryce, I do not quite know why.

  59. 59
    My vote went to the Tory Party but all it got me was this stupid moniker. says:

    I’d like to know when Cameron’s going to pop over to Saudi Arabia and complain they’ve got too many olive-coloured Muslim faces.

    And didn’t he say he wanted to export gay marriage? He could try that, too, while he’s over there.

  60. 60
    Brian from Dorset says:

    Oy Vey!

  61. 61
    RomaBert... says:

    I can recommend the the lamb, the chicken is a bit chewy :)

  62. 62
    Mussie Head Hunter says:

    @HasbaraSpotter

    I agree all this hate and what for ?

    When I did the beheading it was purely for marketing and shits & giggles. At no time did I feel any hatred brother. I take it you are a brother? *draws sword*

  63. 63
    RomaBert... says:

    Exactly, a big thumbs up for the IDF today :)

  64. 64
    Watcher says:

    Not their own, anyway. Theirs comes directly from the Knesset.

  65. 65
    The British media are cunts says:

    ISIS again!

  66. 66
    The Growler says:

    It’s like that old song, “I wish I could get on with my nieghbour” neighbour being fellow politicos in the same party, it has all the signs of being a glorious bitch fight, I wonder if there will be any tickets?

  67. 67
    The Growler says:

    Why, who are you?

  68. 68
    Bggles says:

    He never corrects Sky when they call him The fighter pilot that he was just the Navi.

  69. 69
    Lord (Randy) Rennard says:

    Well said Handy. Jahbulon.

  70. 70
    ShlomoWatcher says:

    Sure, Shlomo.

  71. 71
    ShlomoWatcher says:

    Or maybe you, Shlomo?

  72. 72
    The Growler says:

    Probably the only ones not on their jollies

  73. 73

    May not be a good idea.

    He’ll just find a way to expense the d’himmi and chill in the sun.

    Would be better to send him back to jail in order that he serve the sentence he should have received.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  74. 74
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    McCrook is a convicted criminal so why are we listening to the shit he spouts from his lying orifices?

  75. 75
    Philip Hammond says:

    Are you seriously suggesting that we haven’t been stitched up ?

  76. 76

    If there were Ch!nese restaurants nearby could get the rac!st bit – but not !ndian.

    There is at least one very disturbed individual who doesn’t like cats in M’anchester.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  77. 77
    The Growler says:

    Your Den, your Den. Have you two got something going on or something. Talking about galleys you would have held the whip wouldn’t you.

  78. 78
    Michael Hutchence says:

    Can I come too ?

  79. 79
    The Growler says:

    The Muslems prefer the Kalashnikov, they don’t jam in desert lands.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    “Messing up on the job” – by being shot down?

    I hope you are such a hard man when ISIS knock upon your door you big girls blouse

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    you are g@y

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    whatever you say shlomo

  83. 83
    Cpl Hicks says:

    To all tw@s trying to link every comment about the religion of p!ss to some sort of hasbara conspiracy I ask you this…..

    What on earth has hating mooz brutality got to do with Iz you total and utter fcuking retards?

  84. 84
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Are you a child or a goat bummer? Either way you’re a dull cun’t.

    I could give 2 shits about I’srael before but since you shlomo, hasbro cola bottle whining bitc’hes turned up on here I’m now a full blown supporter of the IDF. So well done fuktard. Go and tell your handlers how you’ve managed to convert another person against you and your cause. Bunch of utter fcuking retards.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    “This could get interesting…”
    enough to serve as a diversion from registering this?:
    Reportedly a (presumably paid for by the people) commissioned report on the rationality/irrationality of drilling Britain full of boreholes, has been redacted to death. Would it be fair to characterise those irresistible for said undemocratic act, as no better than a bunch of Fack-oil salesmen? Still it’s probably for the best. Since no Ponzi-scheme prospectus makes good reading. Particularly in a place where some Carney style Carnival has a permanent invitation to stay in town. Complete with its crowd-distracting sideshows. Where stupefying sights such as political dogma trying to wag its bank’s financial tale, can be daily viewed. Together with colossal Corinthian columns of figures, that produce a veritable cornucopia of different totals. Depending on the agenda of whoever happens to be totaling them up.

  86. 86
    Boggles says:

    +1M

  87. 87
    Lord Rennard says:

    I am famous for liking a bit of growler …

  88. 88
    My vote went to the Tory Party and all it got me was this stupid moniker. says:

    Did you lose your mind suddenly, or was it a slow, gradual, process?

  89. 89
  90. 90
    Rupert says:

    A lot of BBC guys are into S&M as well, and Dennis being an ex Labour guy just got brainwashed into the Nancy boy feminists and dykes brainwashing with dreams of being led round by a dog lead in a gimp suit by that Harman shiela. Now Pryce holds the whip to the wimps arse

  91. 91
    geekparent says:

    Oh please. Just posted this to WatO contact page:
    Look, this is a general comment not just about you giving Denis MacShame air time on WatO. Please can you keep these disgraced and shamed politicians off the air? You should not be giving them the exposure they so crave, as the “look at me, it’s all about me” people they are.

    Same thing with Jacqui Smith, No sooner has she been dumped by the electorate not least because of her husband’s questionable expenses claims, she is on R5 doing a documentary on…. the porn industry.

    FFS we just want these people to go away. MacShame is a convicted fraudster. Prison isn’t supposed to be a holiday camp. Too bad. You were tried in court, that was your moment. Now get lost.

    Please stop giving these people their Damascus moment. I don’t want to hear from them.

  92. 92
    Manon_des_Source says:

    As far as I recall the vast majority of the MP’s were at it, some managed to pay back and issue an account of ‘misunderstanding’ and apologize for that. The ones that were prosecuted were almost the scapegoats for the rest. I would like to find a list of the MP’s that did not have to pay back. What percentage of the total would be informative.

  93. 93
    Manon_des_Source says:

    As far as I recall the vast majority of the MP’s were at it, some managed to pay back and issue an account of ‘misunderstanding’ and apologize for that. The ones that were prosecuted were almost the scapegoats for the rest. I would like to find a list of the MP’s that did not have to pay back. What percentage of the total would be informative. And if there are any on the front benches.

  94. 94
    The Growler says:

    It looks as if you have eaten plenty of them!

  95. 95
    Middle-aged full-time-working renter says:

    The biggest thieves were the home-flippers and no-capital-gains property profiteers (it also stinks that they could fix the market with policies to push up house prices).
    Plus all those £400 per month additional grocery bills.

    None of the above were seen as crimes as the criminals were the ones making the rules.

  96. 96

    6 months custodial reduced to six weeks ….

    I ll have some of that if they ever put me away . Gets me out from under
    the wife s feet for a bit. .

    Virtually worth doing the crime for.

    BTW — We have all noted Max is looking well after his several weeks inside on the occasion of his first prison leave on the sad passing of his brother.

    Wonder if he really is “banged up”” or allowed to wander in some open facility near a Surrey golf course….

  97. 97

    It appears not to hsve a joined up Foreign Secretary!!

    ( ” still , lad s new at’ job . Give him’t five year to get feet under’t table eh lass — you watch ‘e’ll turn ahht reel champion — given time!”)

  98. 98

    refers to comment 8 — Guido join your chronology up too while we re on the subject!!

  99. 99

    Well 75 if you HAD been stitched up at least you would be joined up which you certainly are not .

    A stitch in time saves decline …..and all that

  100. 100

    McShane also said in an earlier BBC outing words to the effect:

    For Christmas s Day we were told we could have the choice of half a chicken so I ordered half a chicken but because I wasn t one of the cook s inner circle I ended up with some lukewarm chipolatas or some such and was told the half chicken portions had all gone .

    Bless!

    Half a freaking chicken !!! I don t think even Brian Blessed could devour that at one sitting !!

    What do they get for Easter — a whole roast Dove ??!!

  101. 101

    BOKO HARUM SAY

    We prefer A Whiter Shade of Impale.

  102. 102

    TO PARAPHRASE THE ONLY SENSIBLE THING NEILL KINNOCK EVER SAID :

    we are reduced to the obscenity the repugnance of having to spend money on ordnance , trained local armed forces, tanks , bombs , drones etc to try to obliterate the selfsame money , ordnance ,trained local armed forces , tanks , bombs, drones etc , that we sent five years ago to establish an overseas regime which has now become our vicious enemy !!

    ( only he didn t say exactly that but similar to Derek Hatton/Tribune about council officers going round Liverpool in taxis delivering redundancy cheques to people they had earlier employed — but gist is the same )

  103. 103

    Stupefying sone people are so cretinously idiotic to even CONSIDER voting LibDem ever again after their many coalition volte faces…

    Just switch to Farage. . He may well also renege on all his promises but at least it will have been the first time he will have had the opportunity to do so …… poor lamb.

  104. 104

    Wasn t that Reggie Perrin ?

  105. 105

    What s happened to Dirty Den these days ?

    Was he not accused of homicide towards a taxi driver in Germany in his early years ?

    Eminent qualification for a starring role in Eastenders obviously …

  106. 106

    She s Greek you know — whatever that tells us .

  107. 107

    He could change his name to IAN McShane and resurrect the “Lovejoy ” franchise on BBC as an elder greying version of the antiques dealing Lothario….

    (Vicky could play the aristocratic love interest)

  108. 108

    Well said Nellie and I apologise for having contributed to his ongoing fame .

    I will switch immediately to another thread.

  109. 109

    I must say I quite like the background music .
    I could fall into a deep sleep listening to that …… but in that comatose state I would probably be buried alive !

  110. 110
    vm1 says:

    What the fuck would you know about the forces you keyboard kommando.


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