August 20th, 2014

Chuka’s Speech Draws Massive Crowd


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    Mr Netanyahu says:

    Israeli cities are under rocket attack. Millions of Israelis are running to bomb shelters. Hamas made its decision. Now we will make ours.

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    Amber Amber says:

    Is he showing people how to preen themselves in front of the camera, the only Churchill he’ll be, is Churchill the stuffed dog, so he’s close and that’s on telly.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Does anyone really think the spineless mongs at Westminster or the media are going to do anything about the fucking Muslim dross within our nation?

    Seriously, what is Cameron going to do? The man can’t take a shit without being given instructions, he makes Gordon Brown look like fucking Churchill.

    You just know that the Muslim cuunt who did that beheading will be known to fat idle plod and probably got interviewed by the BBC and Channel 4 news on numerous occasions.

    There is only one way to make England safe.

    No Muslims = no terrorism.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Delusions of Grandeur.

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    hold back the crowds.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The dog would make a better leader. Having said that Obumma is just as bad.

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    Nero says:

    Is Chuka talking to all of Windsor’s Labour voters?

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    F**kka Poo-Moan-na says:

    Chuka Umunna’s Voting Record:

    Voted for equal gay rights
    Voted for allowing marriage between two people of same sex
    Voted for more EU integration
    Voted against a referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU
    Voted against a reduction in spending on welfare benefits

    Voted against raising the threshold (personal allowance) at which people start to pay income tax

    Voted against reducing the rate of corporation tax
    Voted against measures to reduce tax avoidance

    Voted against reforming the NHS so GPs buy services on behalf of their patients

    Voted against greater autonomy for schools
    Voted against academy schools
    Voted against an equal number of electors per parliamentary constituency
    Voted against fewer MPs in the House of Commons
    Voted against local councils keeping money raised from taxes on business premises in their areas

    Has never voted on transferring more powers to the Welsh Assembly

    Voted against transferring more powers to the Scottish Parliament
    Voted for greater regulation of gambling
    Voted against capping civil service redundancy payments

    (1) Embarrassment for rising star of Labour and betting shop critic Chuka Umunna after he accepts £20,000 gift from gambling executive (The Independent, Tuesday 06 August 2013).

    (2) Labour MP’s ‘hypocrisy’ on interns: Chuka Umunna employed unpaid staff while campaigning for fairer salaries (Daily Mail, 4 November 2013).

    “MP accused of ‘amazing hypocrisy’ after campaigning for higher wages”.

    (3)Labour MP Chuka Umunna apologises for comments on elite social network saying London’s nightclubs are ‘full of trash’ (The Independent, Friday 05 April 2013).

    I hope Chukka Umunna get shot or stabbed by a gang of his own race.

    He doesn’t represent anyone but himself. He’s a hypocritical champagne socialist.

    Revealed: Chuka Umunna’s £1m ‘White House’ in Ibiza (London Loves Business, 12 April 2013).

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Don’t you realize that none of them really care what happens to the country. By the time that happens, they’ll be long gone with their gold plated pensions. Those of us who are left behind will have to deal with it.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    No. Only the ones who like him.

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Was he banging on about Tory Millionaires ?
    Oh the hypocracy of the twat

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    Liebour must be extinct says:

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    Sir Walter Tyrell says:

    Never mind, Chucky. It’s quality that counts, not quantity.

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    What a waste of taxpayers money booking such a large venue
    They could have held that in a phone box

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    Chuka Umunna = Poor Man's Obama says:

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    The British media are cunts says:

    No I do realise, the problem is the political vermin we elect are just not interested.

    Cameron is a coward.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    They’re all cowards! Cameron is one of a very long line of cowards. They keep telling us that things will get better. It never does and it always costs us more, but we keep on voting them in.

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    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    Right chap what i mean when i said “no boots on the ground” was that unless the American go in , there will be nobody to borrow any boots off .What
    So i have readdied the Sopwith Camel our royal navy rowing boat is being prepaired at portsmouth and out two soldiers are being armed as we speak with pointy sticks and the latest hi tech catapult What ho
    Give them a jolly good thrashing , Toodles !

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    Greg Dyke says:

    That crowd listening to Barracco Barner looks hideously white

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    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:


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    Amber Amber says:

    Anyone coming back from their “holidays” in Iraq and Syria, should be arrested and shipped over to the Hague and let the International courts deal with them, they may not have given any people they “met” human rights and rights to live, but we can give them human rights, time to call time on all immigration to this country.

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    kim Il Sung says:

    Of Chucka’s unlucky thirteen listeners, how many were his spads, bag-carriers and roped-in members of the local labour party?

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Was this for local businesses in North London? If it was, the 8.30am start was a mistake. Most people are getting ready for opening by then.

    Epic fail.

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    David Cameron says:

    I am writing* a strongly worded speech that will placate you all.

    * Actual writers may vary, your lifestyle may be at risk if you vote me back in.

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    Oy! the suffrink! says:

    What’s the weather like in Tel Aviv, Nuttyyahoo – stolen anymore Paly land today?

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    If only.

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    Amber Amber says:

    They just missed HMS Plymouth going down the Irish sea to the breakers yard in Turkey this morning, they could have refitted that out and put sails on it, it’s much bigger than a row boat.

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    Morecambe CC says:

    We prop the deåd up in bus shelters round here to make the place look busy.

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    Not In My Name says:

    What is this “Choice” of which he speaks?

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    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Do you think it’s possible that all the ‘imported labour’, brought in during The Reign of Terror, 1997-2010, has forced down labour costs ? It’s certainly rubbed the Right’s nose in diversity, hasn’t it ?

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    Call me Dave says:

    Hi guys. Can anybody help me? I’m trying to work out how, with all the advantages that I’ve had, I’ve turned out such a fucking useless lying waste of space.

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    Anon says:

    Never mind, CBEEBIES will be on shortly, or is that a bit too advanced for you?

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    Chuka Umunna = Poor Man's Obama says:

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    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

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    Chuka NObama says:

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    albert says:

    ” dream ” ?
    He’s more of a nightmare surely.

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    Not a scouser but a woolyback says:

    Here in Wirral we just give them parking tickets, if the place gets busy, we like Liscard and Birkenhead to be empty sh1holes.

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    nell. says:

    Hmmm it doesn’t seem that maryriddle’s DT article earlier this week heralding chuckusyamoney as ‘a humble man who will be a future PM’ has exactly boosted his popularity any does it?

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    A Chinaman says:

    We live in a global market now Mr Englander.

    If we want to work all day and all night making widgets to sell to you at tuppence each we will do so.

    The days when you can do it and charge fancy prices are over.

    Even if we stopped and played your game, the Indians would undercut us in no time.

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    Fully paid up Brit says:

    Hey Dave….no chance of a rethink on that “religion of peace” line you give out is there.? We are not quite sure it’s an accurate description. We thought the first job of the government was to protect it’s people (excluding all the fukin diverse hoards you’ve let in, if you know what I mean). So there’s a good chap, do something to reassure us.

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    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    The mere fact that you know it’s on !

    Enough said

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    Sovietsalami63 says:

    sovietsalami63 says,
    NO TORIES/NEOCONS NO WARS.You silly a-se.

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    a voter says:

    Try them for war crimes.
    Revoke their passports and cancel their citizenship.
    Kick out their immediate families and off-spring.

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    cheche says:

    Of course not they didnt do anything after that soldier was stabbed to death in London why should they do anything now. Just wait for the vast majority ……. blah blah

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    Anonymous says:

    Remind me what party Tony Blair was in?

    This site is becoming infested with fukwits.

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    Grimbling says:

    Delusions of adequacy more like

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    Cpl Hicks says:


    What do Sierra Leone, Kosovo, Afghanistan and Iraq all have in common?

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    Gooey Blob says:

    He sees himself as a potential future leader. However, he needs to distance himself from Miliband’s awful stewardship of the party before the election if that is ever going to happen.

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    Nero says:

    Actually. We’re very good at making stuff and charging what we like.

    Rolls Royces, Aston Martins, Burberry clothes etc.

    Guess what country buys it all…?

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    Only saying says:

    Be fair, if you count the aides and organisers and the person who unlocks and locks up the hall Chukka does make a double figure attendance …… Just.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh Chuckie was it something you said? Or was it that your speaking skills reached the venue ahead of you?

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    Chuka SLOWbama says:

    Chuka Umunna’s Voting Record:

    Voted for equal gay rights
    Voted for allowing marriage between two people of same sex
    Voted for more EU integration
    Voted against a referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU
    Voted against a reduction in spending on welfare benefits

    Voted against raising the threshold (personal allowance) at which people start to pay income tax

    Voted against reducing the rate of corporation tax
    Voted against measures to reduce tax avoidance

    Voted against reforming the NHS so GPs buy services on behalf of their patients

    Voted against greater autonomy for schools
    Voted against academy schools
    Voted against an equal number of electors per parliamentary constituency
    Voted against fewer MPs in the House of Commons
    Voted against local councils keeping money raised from taxes on business premises in their areas

    Has never voted on transferring more powers to the Welsh Assembly

    Voted against transferring more powers to the Scottish Parliament
    Voted for greater regulation of gambling
    Voted against capping civil service redundancy payments

    (1) Embarrassment for rising star of Labour and betting shop critic Chuka Umunna after he accepts £20,000 gift from gambling executive (The Independent, Tuesday 06 August 2013).

    (2) Labour MP’s ‘hypocrisy’ on interns: Chuka Umunna employed unpaid staff while campaigning for fairer salaries (Daily Mail, 4 November 2013).

    “MP accused of ‘amazing hypocrisy’ after campaigning for higher wages”.

    (3)Labour MP Chuka Umunna apologises for comments on elite social network saying London’s nightclubs are ‘full of trash’ (The Independent, Friday 05 April 2013).

    (4) Revealed: Chuka Umunna’s £1m ‘White House’ in Ibiza (London Loves Business, 12 April 2013).

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    Elmer says:

    It’s time to start interring the families of these jihadis and then a steady closing down of mosques. It’s the mosques where the radicalisation takes place.

    Read the Koran it’s full of threats to any unbelievers and we’ve let the muslims live amongst us.

    Islam is at the root of most of the world’s prkblems.

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    LIEbour says:

    Chuka Umunna’s Voting Record: ‘TheyWorkForYou':

    Voted for equal gay rights
    Voted for allowing marriage between two people of same sex
    Voted for more EU integration
    Voted against a referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU
    Voted against a reduction in spending on welfare benefits

    Voted against raising the threshold (personal allowance) at which people start to pay income tax

    Voted against reducing the rate of corporation tax
    Voted against measures to reduce tax avoidance

    Voted against reforming the NHS so GPs buy services on behalf of their patients

    Voted against greater autonomy for schools
    Voted against academy schools
    Voted against an equal number of electors per parliamentary constituency
    Voted against fewer MPs in the House of Commons
    Voted against local councils keeping money raised from taxes on business premises in their areas

    Has never voted on transferring more powers to the Welsh Assembly

    Voted against transferring more powers to the Scottish Parliament
    Voted for greater regulation of gambling
    Voted against capping civil service redundancy payments

    (1) Embarrassment for rising star of Labour and betting shop critic Chuka Umunna after he accepts £20,000 gift from gambling executive (The Independent, Tuesday 06 August 2013).

    (2) Labour MP’s ‘hypocrisy’ on interns: Chuka Umunna employed unpaid staff while campaigning for fairer salaries (Daily Mail, 4 November 2013).

    “MP accused of ‘amazing hypocrisy’ after campaigning for higher wages”.

    (3)Labour MP Chuka Umunna apologises for comments on elite social network saying London’s nightclubs are ‘full of trash’ (The Independent, Friday 05 April 2013).

    (4) Revealed: Chuka Umunna’s £1m ‘White House’ in Ibiza (London Loves Business, 12 April 2013).

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    Our focus groups have told us they think Dave’s a lazy useless c*nt and Osborne’s a f*cking weirdo who looks like he’s stoned on smack all the time.

    If we want to win the next election carrying these two dead weights we have no option but to:

    etc ad infinitum

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    Anonymous says:

    I liked – but can’t be arsed to log into WordPress to say so.

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    RomaBert... says:

    It’s a BIG thumbs up for the IDF from me today :)

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    Anonymous says:

    A man of steel who never gets into a paddy.

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    Nero says:

    If you think this comments section Is full of Tories then you’re likely to be be disappointed.

    As for your post..


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    RomaBert... says:

    Chuka, is ‘e blick? :)

    Looks more white than blick to me……….:)

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    RomaBert... says:

    I am hoping he gives a BIG thumbs up for the IDF today and tomorrow :)

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    What’s the boy’s golf handicap?

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    True, but six of them came for the cookery club.

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    Anonymous says:

    Kiev 卐 Porky still holding aid up at the border. He’s still shelling and murdering civilians paid for with IMF cash. Live Feed:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Do you mean ‘interning’? You are proposing imprisoning a person because they are related to a criminal?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Gordon Ramsey says:

    Why do you use asterisks? Grow a pair FFS

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    Everyman says:

    Correct. A sick creed. The book talks of appetising vaginas, what the hell does that do to sick, dumb brains. Fucking mongs.

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    Everyman says:

    The voice of the hero knife man sounds uncannily like Saddo Kh’an MP, hmmmmm.

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    Hector's Crack House says:

    Why. the. fuck. would. anyone. want. to. be. like. UmBongo?

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    John says:

    I’m not being funny, but what kind of fucking audience did Chukka Umanna expect on an August Tuesday afternoon?

    Many of us are on holiday. More of use are working our bollocks off to pay the taxes that those tory bastards are taking off us, let alone the ffucking increases that Umanna wants to saddle us with.

    So who can Chukka expect to be free to hear him speak on an August Tuesday? Fucking trade unionists and the unemployed, that’s who.

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    ummuna the double glazed windows sales executive gives a pep talk to his sales staff.

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    Everywoman says:

    Khan was born in 1970 in London, to a family of Pakistani immigrants. His father worked as a bus driver. He grew up in a council flat on the Henry Prince Estate in Earlsfield, and attended Fircroft Primary and Ernest Bevin Schools, before going to the University of North London to study law.

    Wandsworth eh?

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    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    the usa and uk should bomb the fuck out of isis. think of the savings on benefits the uk could make alone.

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    Everywoman says:

    Modded reply.

    ‘Brought up’ in Wand’sworth.

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    Bumservative Partaaay says:

    Too much Fruit Ninja, box sets, charades, karaoke, wine, tennis & snooker you idle rich bastard.

    We’ve had two young, posh kids as PM & they’ve both turned out to be complete vacuous arseholes. No principles, no conviction.

    The cult of youth is over.

    Vote UKIP & get this dilettante out.

    Five years of the weirdo is worth it to get the Tory party back.

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    Everywoman says:

    Beeboids slowly realising one of their own done in. Has taken most of the day. Mooz love affair over now?

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    Calls himself a speaker…I call it a liberty!

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    IDF false flag dept says:

    Quick, Speilberg, another holocau$t movie…. the Goyim are waking up.

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    Hear All See All says:

    Nice mnemonic. Easy to remember.

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    Jim says:

    Na – its all about how you want to treat your women.

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    Stu says:

    You really are fucking scum. 4 million people died in the holocaust murdered by National socialists or Nazi’s to you.

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    Hear All See All says:

    Until the establishment and MSM recognize and face this serious situation full on and openly it will only continue to escalate. Is it already beyond control ?

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    Al Ham Diddle Ah! says:

    Tonight, muslim families up and down the country will be gathering together…

    …to enjoy watching the video of the beheading. While 9 year old Abdullah watches, his toothless mother and obese halitosis ridden father will beam proudly and say “That will be you one day, beheading an evil kuffar! Inshallah!”

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    El Cid says:

    Better get used to this:

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    I think the only way to deal with this chap who did the be head ing is for Cameron to visit a mosk and be seen speaking to a mosk man who is seen to be saying he never came here to this mosk, so, therefore, by extension, mosks are not involved, or, indeed, bad places at all.

    Cameron should be seen looking serious, and said mosk man, who would be surounded by other mosk men types (all bearded), would also nod and look serious.

    Sorted, we can all then get back to looking at pictures of Mr Umama.

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    Al Ham Diddle Ah! says:

    My mate Dave told me he recently made a new friend. He says his new pal is a freethinking Muslim who loves everyone regardless of religion, wishes peace for all the peoples of the world, hates violence of any kind, believes women are equal to men and opposes female genital mutilation and child marriage.

    Poor Dave. He’s never outgrown having imaginary friends.

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    Elmer says:

    I know what I meant.

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    P l e b says:

    “Sri Lankan maid Rizana Nafeek beheaded in Saudi Arabia”

    What’s Cameron got to say about that?

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    Jack Russell says:

    This site has been popular with f’uckwits for a long time. Don’t you remember B!lly Keb@b?

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    Shut Down Sharia says:

    He’s not going to ban Sharia, close down Sharia courts, put the inspectors on the parallel Islamic school system, stop Saudi subversion of our institutions, stop further Muslim immigration, stop all FGM, stop forced marriages, take away UK citizenship from Jihadis, and ensure the truth about Islam is taught in schools. All of which should be done.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Owen Jones says:

    Islam is peace.

    And you’re blocked.

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    David Camoron says:

    If you vote for me there’ll be change. After that we will have more change and then some changes. Something something, Cast Iron Guarantee of change. And change will come. But only if you vote for me.

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    Hear All See All says:

    As someone suggested on here earlier, six of them came fro the cookery class.

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    Owhine Jones says:

    Police said there were 12 people, organisers 26 million.

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    RomaBert... says:

    Useless idiot……no doubt a holocaust denier!

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    Jack Russell says:

    Brown bombed the fuuck out of ISA’s.

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    David Cameron proudly says:

    TENS of thousands of Muslims from across the country are expected to head to a Hampshire village for an annual international event. More than 30,000 British Muslims from the Ammadiyya Muslim Community (AMC) will be joined by millions from across the world when they take part in a three-day conference near Alton from Friday.
    Oakland Farm in East Worldham will transform into Hadeeqatul Mahdi, a global village with accommodation, kitchen, food, bazaar, library, book stalls, TV and radio stations.

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    David Camoron says:


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    RomaBert... says:

    A big thumbs up to the IDF today :)

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    David Camoron says:

    How can you possibly expect a politician to know what bloody time a ‘normal person’ starts work?

    At least let us set up a think tank and get back to you.

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    RomaBert... says:

    PIES and pies all round…… sons are the favourites of the good Mooslim men :)

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    RomaBert... says:

    Shame that Rama,dama,ding,dong has finished :)

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    Not a scouser but a woolyback says:

    Don’t normally advertise, but this seems a different slant on that journalist

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    Shut Down Sharia says:

    AKA “Invitation to a Beheading”.

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    Chuka says:

    I used to have a Narcissus complex but now I’m perfect.

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    proscribe Islam says:

    gosh, wonder what they will find to talk about.

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    Chuka Umunna should take part in Nigerian Politics says:

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    Shut Down Sharia says:

    The only amusing thing about that is that most Muslims consider the Ahmadiyya Community heretics and no doubt the ISIS branch would gladly see them crucified on the roadside.

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    David Cameron says:

    I’ll say nothing at all…I’m terrified of offending the Saudis.

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    Chuka says:

    In these troubled times, Britain needs a man of true quality to lead it. There is only one such man and I am looking at him in my mirror. Yes we can!

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    proscribe Islam says:

    Dave says he wants to stop people going to fight. Should we rather be encouraging them to go and then not letting them back in ?

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    "Good Muslim" is an oxymoron. says:

    Peace, tolerance, and the weapons of choice when it comes to killing homos, infidels, lesbians, Westerners and Muslims who are deemed to be the wrong type of Muslims.

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    Chuka Umunna should be in Nigerian Politics says:

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    proscribe Islam says:

    could perhaps sneak a tracker into their luggage to give the missile something to aim at.

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    "Good Muslim" is an oxymoron. says:

    All the better to make a bigger ‘splat’ when the fat little shit dons its bomb-belt in a year or two.

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    "Good Muslim" is an oxymoron. says:

    Introduce direct flights from Gatwick to the Islamic State. Free one-way airfares. Halal in-flight meals.

    And add Ebola to the plane’s airconditioning.

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    proscribe Islam says:

    I like where you are going with that

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    Anonymous says:

    Can we do the same with El Al?

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    Dave will not do anything Shut Down Sharia says though he should,instead DC still thinks reasoning will get the job done.Dave thinks there would be a backlash from the Muslims but how worse could it be-terror acts at home,jihadis going abroad,be headings at home and abroad by UK nationals.Oh I forgot there is an election coming up and votes needed.Labour are no better,Yvette Cooper Balls said this morning we need more engagement with the Muslim community and more border controls.The first suggestion has been tried and is a failure and the second is cynical coming from the party of mass immigration.

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    Dave Cameron, Prime Minister and Equestrian says:

    When I find out who that Muslim beheader is, all his relatives in Britain will be arrested and sent to the Tower for axing.

    Vote Me for strong action.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    A suggestion is the ISIS mong who murdered Foley may well not have been born in Britain.

    Well wouldn’t that be a shock. Not.

    Our land has been infiltrated by these foreigners who simply hate us.

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    Will says:

    If we do get the guy I bet he will claim he did not cut the guys head off, so we may have problems if he is arrested, so he could only be jailed for aiding and abetting

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    The British media are cunts says:

    If you really want to fuck ISIS up then give them British military equipment like the SA-80 and British body armour that looks like it was made by Fisher Price.

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    Cathy Newman says:

    I’ll interview him as he is entitled to have people hear his point of view.

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    UKIP says:

    No one can help you now, Dave.

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    IDS says:

    Easy to confuse the IDF with me.

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    Time traveller from 2114 says:

    Thanks, guys, for importing this wonderful diversity in the 20th and 21st centuries. You can’t imagine what it’s like now.

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    Tony Blair Millionaire says:

    But that hate has enriched our lives.

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    Every man says:

    Was thinking along these lines. Pray for success for Jimjams call to the state on Oxford St.

    Also, Brum Mooz MP said earlier there are 2000 there already, the authorities say 400. Another million or so and job done.

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    V V Putin says:

    Good work, comrade! There’s a riverside apartment in Moscow waiting for you, and all the vodka and nice Russian boys you can manage.

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    BBC says:

    It would be racist to charge him with murder.

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    Willie Vague says:

    Fucked up again didn’t i?

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    Index Finger says:

    Good point.

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    The worm turns says:

    Go Israelis go !

    Bomb the fuckers to pieces for all I care

    The Gaza Appeal envelope lies in the Bin.

    A century of struggle against the stone age death cult of Islam lies ahead.

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    The MoD says:

    Unfair – we spent many millions ensuring that the armour would be fully biodegradable.

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    Willie Vague says:

    dave, do something.

    Tomorrow, ban extremist dress as a start. Thats hoods, burkas, nightshirts.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    A smart guy!


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    Enrichment News 24 says:

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    The worm turns says:

    Can’t we raise a fund to assist them in their one way travels to the lands of piss to indulge their sick heathenism to their hearts’ content.

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    The worm turns says:

    Yes but is this a cast iron promise or just one of your ordinary ones.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    4 million in the UK now don’t speak English.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Socialism = Misery and Death says:

    And don’t forget rubbed our noses in diversity.

    Thanks be to Labour ; we don’t do god, at least not Christian ones.

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    The turning worm says:

    Also if he has befriended a stray cat, he deserves a family life here based on his human rights , innit.

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    Tracy, Sharron, Donna and Sam says:

    Chuka draws a big crowd than Max Mosley, but Mosley gets an all babe crowd

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    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    More likely a tag and a community service order

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    concrete pump says:

    I realise now that we are in for the long game…..

    Vote UKIP :)

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    Yankee go home says:



    “Beat up disabled people”

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    DAVE EAT'N HEAD says:

    I say what , i think it will be a spiffing idea to have single faith schools so that we can breed our own terrorists behind closed doors what !

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    The British media are cunts says:

    And that’s just Tower Hamlets

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Who wants to bet this Muzzie twat has got links to the BBC?

    Just fucking know it.

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    We could offer them two useless aircraft carriers, they could call them Mohammad and Fatima.

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    I notice most of the broadcast media are now calling Foley’s death ‘murder’ rather than execution.

    Take a guess which broadcaster is not.

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    Willie Vague says:

    At least the British people stopped us fully arming ISHIT in sirea. WTF would it be like now.

    Got it wrong there didn’t we Dave.

    Should we just give up and let Hamjam take over, it’s only a matter of time.

    Ho hum, ho.

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    Polling Today says:

    Is Dave an even worse PM than Gordon Brown?



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    Down with bum-lifting says:

    They don’t agree with jihad and violence – on the downside, they still lie through their teeth in order to protect Pisslam from the kuffar

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    Biggles says:

    Carpet bomb northern Iraq.

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    Tony B£air says:

    Invading Iraq was the right thing to do.

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    Strategist says:

    Arm the Kurds properly. Then they could not only take over Iraq but half of Turkey as well. Job done!

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    How much does Louise Casey weigh? Is it an Official Secret?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    It s the American idiom dude .

    Beating up “on”

    Meeting “with”

    Are you joking “me”

    See we re taking your language back …..

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    Dave says

    Talking of taking a shit

    I do believe I ve got one big job left in me .

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    Say Shlomo and you're h'omo says:

    Why El Al?

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    The ‘British’ psychopath responsible for hacking the head of a journalist will of course slink back to the UK where he will receive the finest spiv lawyers taxpayers money can buy, he will get a few years in clink recruiting criminals to his cause and then he will be out and claiming all the benefits plus housing etc he can, no expense spared.

    Thatll teach him eh? Smother him with money and free stuff and social workers and lots of psychotherapy and he wont be a naughty boy ever again.

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    Someone says:

    Nio-one is interested in reading Americanisms.

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    Someone else says:

    They should be arrested, tried for terrorism and executed.

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    DT says:

    Delusions of Grand Marnier

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    Linda Nolan says:

    Rolf licked me.

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    Rolf (Willy Wonka) says:

    Not where I wanted to.

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    Its True its on the Beeb says:

    poor bastards..

    O only have to use a little circular dish thingy to get Sky sports but those guys need all of that Ariel stuff?

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    Enoch from beyond the grave says:

    They are worse than cowards they are appeasers.

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    nah, he will claim that he can’t get a fair trial because of all the press and media covarge of him doing it will affect the jury’s verdict.

    So well just have to pay him compensation.

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    b e l p says:

    he already condemned the passing of the sentence months ago. What was noticeable was that Big fat Red Fucking Ed said absolutely fuckall

    you really are the ultimate twat in chief

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    Fixed it for you says:

    Dave says he wants to stop people going to fight. Should we rather be encouraging them to go and making sure they are killed in Iraq?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Odd that none of the ‘moderate’ mosk men who know him have not recognised him yet, begs the question are they really moderate?

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    Curry Mile says:

    except in Manchester

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bradfordistan a George free zone says:

    Just a thought. The amount of hate, bile and venom already being thrown the way of the west means that if we just annihilated the lot of them there is not a lot more hate, bile and venom could be thrown and it could not be any worse

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    Wonders of Britain, number 1, Dave Camoron, coward and bar says:

    I doubt very much if he will doing very much soon except fertilise the desert sand, his PR scare tactics have done what Pearl Harbour did for the Japanese, turned into a PR disaster and the Yanks and even Obumma the Kenyan won’t forgive or forget and the Yanks will use all it’s military resources to get their own back, unlike the the thing we have at number ten who will be licking ar5es and trying to make sure he doesn’t upset anybody, he’d do better with his PR by being filmed coming out of an aircraft door shouting peace in our time, appeasement never works, you just get classed as weak and decadent, his bumsex law well, call that the cream on the cake ffs.

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    IDF disinfo dept. says:

    I spent the whole time in @uschwitz as a lampshade before I was turned into soap….oy!.. ..I can’t tell you…….

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    Norm Normal says:

    50 years ago before human rights for murderous psychopaths was so in vogue. A certain country, which is now a well known holiday destination, had a foolproof method for removing terrorists from it’s shores.

    They were given a free flight. On that flight they were given free food and drink. Then they were presented with a free ‘eye mask’. Then several hundred miles out over the ocean, they were given a free sky diving lesson, sans parachute or instructor. Dropem Airways was very successful, never had 1 complaint!

    Obviously wouldn’t be acceptable today but it did work well at the time. 0% re-offending rate and low court costs.

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    A Global Colonial says:

    Are you talking about America where everything you buy in Britain is in pounds and we pay the same for it in dollars?

    Made in Britain and sold for more in Britain than it is sold for in America . . .

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    Anonymous says:

    But no muslim came forward with a name? Someone from the “community” knows him. Ridiculous but predictable.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    If he was half as good as Obumer then he’d still be bloody terrible.

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    Anonymous says:

    John the Jihadi

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    He very likely will have family here, but is wearing a hood.

    To your point though… Bingo – Especially after tomorrow as it is possible folk who know him may not be aware of this just yet.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    Has Warsi made an appeal to the “community” for a name yet? … Has she f$&@

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    I think you can blame the reign of terror 1997-2010 for all of this. Labour ruined this country and Dave has done nothing to get it back. I can’t wait to leave.

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    Vacancy at the White House says:

    The public know that this constant appeasement of the muslims is totally counterproductive – that every cringing comment from the Government merely emboldens this cancer growing within our country.

    There is wilful blindness from Parliament, why cannot they see that these jihadists are returning to lead and train their followers, you will look out of your suburban windows and see Iraq atrocities on your street, you won’t have to look at the tv to see them.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    well there's a surprise says:

    I don’t believe any of them.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vacancy at the White House says:

    Considering that there are many ordinary houses the councils (in Bradford, Birmingham etc.,) have allowed to be registered as mosques (thereby avoiding paying any council tax) it is believed that there are many items of interest in some of them which would not be considered items peaceful mosque members would have use for.

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    Anonymous says:


    This has been going on for years. Any of these “Brits” been nicked in this video?
    Think you already know the anwser to that.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    enough is enough says:

    Revoke their passports and strip them of British citizenship NOW.
    Seize all their assets, kick their immediate family out of
    any state-provided housing/stop all benefits.

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    David Cameron says:

    Hmmm…something makes me suspect that John might not be his real name.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vacancy at the White House says:

    Do tell – Is it this Saturday that the Muslims in this country, the religion of peace, are holding their march, supported by the millions of them here, against the murder of James Foley by one of them?

    Are they not marching or speaking out in protest at this murder? Quelle surprise.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    “John” is a fcuking deadman walking. May his end come soon but be slow, brutal and full of agony.

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    Sykes-Picot says:

    Since when has it worked well to arm folks in the Middle East in the long run? These fools claim to hate us yet they kill more of each other than anything else and they want to live like us. They claim to have high-handed religious principles yet their routine beahviour includes murder, rape, suicide and hate. The saddest thing is we’ve not only tolerated this but encouraged sometimes directly and sometimes through interference.

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    Lorraine Chase says:

    PM reported that there are 30,000 thousand Moslems in Luton. THIRTY FUCKING THOUSAND.

    How did we get from zero to 30,000 in just one English town in a space of just a few years?

    This country is fucked, I tell you. The LibLabCon politicians have betrayed us.

    Assisted passages home, would that work?

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    Sykes-Picot says:

    Not possible. McMental had the inverse Midas touch – remember? Hocus Pocus, Abracadabra now you have a -90% return on your assets.

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    Sykes-Picot says:

    I wish they’d cut your head off.

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    Anonymous says:

    Should the IMF be funding the murder of civilians in Ukraine? Thought they had rules about not doing that sort of thing?

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    Owen Jones says:

    All hail charlie chaplin !

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    Go Now says:

    Cameron is wrong to stop them going to Syria, Iraq, Libya etc.

    He should let them go. Encourage them to go even.

    But he must make sure that they are never let back in and their families and their friends.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Do not underestimate the amount of hate, bile and venom available. The real worry is that local factions in Britain — religious nutters abetted by left-wing idiots — will create major civil disorder. I think that if this happens the English, still a majority, slow to anger, but terrible when aroused, will deal with it, but it will not be a happy time, or a short one.

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    David Cameron says:

    Well there’s none in Chipping Norton!

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Depends on how you define ‘assisted’.

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    There could be some implications for the Scots referendum due to this English jihadi…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Errrrr… the answer yes? Or maybe it’s no. I give up, what is it?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    LOL, The ZioLoons started WW2 in 1933 by declaring war on Germany to make their German ilk bolt to Palestine. It worked.
    They didn’t (and still don’t) give a shit about the ones that died, beyond how they can be used to garner sympathy (and I can prove it).

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    The Muslim Community says:

    His name is Mohammed!

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    Sonny Shade says:

    Why have they all got goggles?

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    Wonders of Britain, number 1, Dave Camoron, coward and bar says:

    John is a coward, he has to dress up to stop people knowing who he is, he knows he’s murdered a human being, but is too cowardly to show his face, I hope he enjoys hell with all that pig meat.

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    Someone says:

    Heil Izrael!

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    Jesus says:

    Lampshades, good one. You should tweet that.

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    proscribe Islam says:

    should not forget also that these evil fuckers do this stuff because they enjoy it.

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    Someone says:

    And then he will revoke Brit citizenship of the Israel Firsters who undermine our democracy.

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    Malaysian Airlines says:

    We’ve got some cheap flight deals!

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    All this puts the warsie exit from cabinet in a diferent light, maybe a coincedence, maybe not.

    What’s next?

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    Fully paid up Hasbara Goon says:

    Oy Vey! Ve britisch vant reaschurance already!

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    The Big Clunge da na ner da na ner says:

    You’re probably right. If the Yanks get hold of him though, it’ll be a different story.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jihadi John says:

    Remember, when having sex always use protection.

    Wear goggles as pepper spray stings like a bastard.

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    But Shlomo, J3wish law says:

    Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only J3ws are human

    anhedrin 59a: “Murdering G0yim is like killing a wild animal.”

    Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

    Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

    Abodah Zarah 36b . Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

    Sanhedrin 54b . A J3w may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Kethuboth 11b . “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”


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    The Big Clunge da na ner da na ner says:

    I don’t believe them either. The only reason British muslims are aiding MI5 is because they’re terrified of being deported to the shit-hole countries they came from.

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    English Brian from Sussex says:

    Oy vey!

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    Jesus says:

    Not really. The IDF get results.

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    The cut of his jib says:

    But such a well dressed twat.

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    Dr Wen says:


    You are one crazy fucked up moron.

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    abc says:

    and Israel.

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    abc says:

    Oy Vey!

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    Jihadi John says:

    You are talking abouh the Scotch…right?

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    Oy Vey! says:

    The Hasbara is strong in you!
    ZioNAZIsm ueber alles!

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    Barco says:

    “It s the American idiom dude”

    He knows that, that’s why he called himself “Yankee go home”.

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    Oy Vey! says:

    Brilliant! Extra Hasbara Shekels for you tonight Moshe!

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    Ian from Wiltshire says:

    So true! Oy Vey!

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    Jizza Paxo says:

    Everyone agrees – that’s why they are voting UKIP.

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    The Big Clunge da na ner da na ner says:

    ‘Well educated and intelligent’ … ffs, the savage could barely speak English, it was that daft pidgin English favoured by white, middle class, Home county rappers or them thicko, Londaan, ethnic monkeys patronised by the BBC. Mind you, he’ll probably have 12 A * which would go to prove why the education system is a total fraud.

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    Sod the lot of you.

    Its time for some major hemispheric cooling. Who’s for a famine?

    I suggest Australia for the next decade, unless you want endless winter, sulphurous fogs and fluorine poisoning.

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    Mirror is a Labour paper.

    The guy was educated under a Labour government.

    Lux e tenebris.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    go away patel

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    That would all be rac!st or something.

    So, why not do all of that with the politicians who allowed them in and silenced any questioning of the wisdom of their policies ?

    If they track down our Beatle, he perhaps could do the honours for us at the Tower :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ian from Wiltshire says:

    Oy V… Jolly Spiffing! The ony good muz is a dead muz! Give more aid to the Israelis!

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    power to the wossname says:

    I bet that old bloke in the green jumper is a teacher, and probably a NUTter.

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    English Somerset Brian says:

    Ve english must stand toghezer and send de Israelis more aid! Old Bean!
    Toodle Pip and all dat. Off to play Kricket now!

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    Nuremburg judge says:

    fuck off you boring cvnt

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    Moshe Cohensteinowitz says:

    Awesome Hasbara happening tonight here Aaron! And you, Shneur, good work!

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    Who is this we? says:

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    Moshe Cohensteinowitz says:

    Try asking your Rabbi, Pukey.

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    Isn’t it interesting how quiet the Muzzie community is over the slaughter of Foley? Even the usual bed wetting wankers like dame Nikki Campbell and other BBC shitbags seem very quiet.

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    ^/\^ says:

    He’s one of the Moshes infestating the blogs, so who do you think he’s talking about?

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    :} says:

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    Ishe Goldvaldberg says:

    Oy vey, so true!
    (Psst, don’t talk about the murder of 500 Palestinian children by us Chosen ones!)

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    Anonymous says:

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    Basildon Bond says:

    What are you?


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    Ishe Goldvaldberg says:

    ALL Muslims are Eeevil, Oy Vey!

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    Wake up you gurning twat says:

    Murder – not killing

  275. 275
    Ishe Goldvaldberg says:

    And den we can have a Kristallmonth against dem like we do in Gaza!

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    LondonGraham says:

    Oy Vey, so true!

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    Good point says:

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    It doesn’t necessarily need to be that apocalyptic.

    Just need to encourage the factions that don’t like it here to go over there.

    Looking at the bigger picture of politics surrounding this event there is a bit more going on that just muzbot nutbars. There have been a lot of arrests across Europe today of muzbot’s who were trying to get down to Syr!a.

    That I do not get. It would be better to go. Imprisoning them is not going to change there minds but will make them more likely to do stupid things in Europe when they are released.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nuremburg judge says:

    fuck off you boring cvnt

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    And then she bit the hand that fed her. says:

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    Tachybaptus says:

    There’s a distinct element of beheading in driνing a ball off a tee. You’d have to be seriously insensitive not to notice that.

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    David Cameron says:

    Anyone concerned that I am talking about banning “extremist” content on websites?

    Not surprised as in the interests of balance we will have to censor those who tell the truth about the Kor’an, the Hadith and what Isla’mic clerics teach, just as we banned Robert Spencer – who told the truth about ISIS from the start – from entering the UK.

    We can’t allow the truth to be told about what ISIS is doing…because they are following to the letter the instructions in the Kora’n (including those relating to execution of POWs, crucifi’xion of dissenters, enslaving of captives etc).

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    Tachybaptus says:

    They don’t dislike being in this country, with its generous benefits and incredible tolerance of them (compare France, for example). They want to stay, and change this country to suit them.

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    He’s probably Israeli.

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    It could be “Shlomo”

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    The screws are tightening, times are changing.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Nor indeed the truth about the J E W I S H T A L M U D , that’s why we have to spell it stupidly here to get around the modbots:


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    Shut Down Sharia says:

    Good to see Matthew Syed talking a lot of sense about the nature of the ISIS threat on the Sky News Press Preview. He’s being about as upfront as you can be on UK TV without not being invited back.

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    Shut Down Sharia says:

    I’ve no problem with people describing what is in the Talm ud. A lot of it is very offensive. However, there aren’t 1.5 billion Talmud followers on the planet and people of Jwish heritage have contributed tremendously to civilisation – Einstein, Mendhelsohn, numerous artists, actors, songwriters, inventors, sports stars.

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    InTheKnow says:

    The purpose of ISIS is to destabilise or prevent any Arab regime which might present an obstacle to Israeli expanionism.

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    InTheKnow says:

    Especially if it’s him!:

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    Mr. Moonlight – The Beatles


    Mr. Moonlight!

    You came to me one summer night
    And from your beam you made my dream
    And from the world you sent my girl
    And from above you sent us love

    And now she is mine, I think you’re fine
    ‘Cause we love you Mr. Moonlight

    Mr. Moonlight, come again please
    Here I am on my knees begging if you please

    And the night you don’t come my way
    I pray and pray more each day
    ‘Cause we love you Mr. Moonlight

    And the night you don’t come my way
    Oh I pray and pray more each day
    ‘Cause we love you Mr. Moonlight

    Mr. Moonlight, come again please
    Here I am on my knees begging if you please

    And the night you don’t come my way
    Oh I pray and pray more each day
    ‘Cause we love you Mr. Moonlight
    Mr. Moonlight
    Mr. Moonlight
    Mr. Moonlight


    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Yawn! says:

    Oh what, like pointing out that Isis is there to prevent the establishment of any stable arab regime that might threaten Israeli expansonism?

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    Yawn! says:

    You don’t know a fraction of it.
    Go study Z i o nism properly:

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    Tachybaptus says:

    A comment that takes delusion to a new level. Christ, we have some nutters here.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    A comment that ends with a colon because it comes out of your colon.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Leave him and his sockpuppets to his fantasies in his south coast bedsit. Sad little old man.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Just one and myriads of sockpuppets.

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    albacore says:

    Now then, don’t you all be silly geese
    Sage Dave says you mustn’t jerk your knees
    A bit of perspective’s needed here
    And surely, by now, Plod’s made it clear
    This perp’s offence might have been bigger
    Like, if he’d said that dread word “knhiggur”!

  303. 303
    non taxable pikey says:

    Anjem Choudary ISIS Ambassador to UK is busy recruiting new terrorists showing them the “Road to Jannah”
    Anjem Choudary on Twitter: The Paltalk room is now open…

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Blair’s booboos ?

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    Rupert says:

    Don’t feel too sorry for the little fella. Chuka enjoyed some quality time with the love of his life after that speech. He had a wank in front of the mirror

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    non taxable pikey says:

    NATO’s eastern bulwark looks a bit shaky.

    Why is the great NATO army of Turkey scared of ISIS?


    Report: Turkey forfeits territory in lieu of Mosul hostages

    August 21, 2014, Thursday/ 01:51:29

    Turkey has allegedly forfeited its territory in northern Syria to the self-proclaimed Islamic State in exchange for 49 hostages held in Iraqi city of Mosul, a Turkish newspaper reported.

    Taraf daily claimed on Thursday that Ankara decided to relinquish its only territory, the tomb of Süleyman Şah in Syria — the burial place of the grandfather of Osman I, founder of the Ottoman Empire — besides Anatolia to the radical militants who have been holding Turkish hostages, including diplomats and special forces, for more than two months in Mosul. The newspaper argued that Turkey initially offered ransom for the hostages and that the two sides agreed on a land-for-hostages deal.

    In recent months, reports have emerged that the Islamic State in Syria and Levant (ISIL) forces in Syria are trying to gain control of the area around the tomb of Süleyman Şah and that the Turkish territory is under threat of attack. Turkey had said it would retaliate in the event of an attack on the tomb in Syria, regardless of the attacker’s

    Ankara regards the tomb as sovereign Turkish territory under a treaty signed with France in 1921, when Syria was under French rule. About two dozen Turkish Special Forces soldiers guard the tomb permanently.

    The report came amid talks that Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoğlu will be chosen as a successor to Turkish President-elect Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. Many criticized the decision to appoint Davutoğlu as a new prime minister due to his failure in foreign policy as well as his inability to rescue the Mosul hostages.

    The Taraf report said the government has already notified the Turkish army to withdraw its troops who are guarding the tomb from the territory, arguing that the advance of the ISIL militants pose danger to the lives of the Turkish security services on duty there.

    The report claimed that the ISIL initially demanded money and arms from Turkey for the hostages, but later requested to get the Turkish territory in northern Syria.

    There was no comment regarding the report from Turkish officials.

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    Bloody modbot, all I asked was if the 16500 figure being bandied about as the number of teenagers that have been “sexually assaulted” by grooming gangs from the religion of peace could be substantiated.

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    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:


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    Oi vey, my life says:

    And what if one of those girls decided she didnt want to wear a head covering?

    Or that she wanted to convert to another religion?

    That girl would be killed by her own family of course, no human rights, no free choice, no liberal outrage.

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    Cameron's missing vertebrae says:

    Treason, sedition, conspiracy to murder

    just some of the charges that could be made against him and any other Imam of Hate.

    Cameron is too fucking spineless to do it.

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    George"Some of my best friends are J*wish" Galloway says:

    Israel kills three senior Hamas terrorist commanders. Excellent result but please keep up the pressure and free gaza from hamas.

  312. 312
    Anjem Choudary says:

    Abu Shamala & Al-Attar, killed by IAF, were most senior south Gaza commanders, involved in Shalit & Goldin abductions

    Mazeltov. and good riddance.

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    pull the other one says:

    Family of a British jihadist-
    We had no idea he’d gone-it was a total surprise.
    He organised his passport,bought and packed his suitcases,booked his
    flight,made his halal packed lunch and gathered together his in-flight
    beheading magazines before creeping out secretly in the middle
    of the night.

  314. 314
    Delroy says:

    Got me CGSE today init, real buff innit, need to take a yeer out” get mi blood …. Phat innit

  315. 315
    Obama,Kerry and the EU says:

    A few months ago we told you Assad was a murderous
    butcher who needed to be eliminated.

    Now we realise in fact Assad was fighting murderous butchers
    who need to be eliminated.

  316. 316
    The Labour Party says:

    Because we rubbed your noses in diversity.

  317. 317
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Unfortunately, in Obama and Cameron, the West is cursed with two lazy and feeble mediocrities.

  318. 318
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We will be presenting this as the tragedy it is. There will be a special commemoration on Newsnight.

  319. 319
    Cpl Hicks says:


  320. 320
    shitbag says:

    cameron on the family

    cameron really is a two faced lying cnunt

  321. 321
    albacore says:

    At Cameron’s level of doing sod all
    Don’t you reckon it would be a better call
    To infer that everything’s going real swell
    On his mission to see Britain go to hell?

  322. 322
    Downing Street Invertebrate says:

    I wish I had a spine!

  323. 323
    Dave Loves Gays says:

    Dave legislated for bumsex marriage.

    It wasn’t in the Conservative 2010 Manifesto.

    Normal people did not want it. Only the endlessly self promoting kweer perverts pushed for it.


  324. 324
    Dynamic Dave says:

    I am not lazy.

    I legalised Bumsex Marriage.

    Kweers have got Civil Partnerships as well. So they’ve got more rights and opportunities than normal people.

  325. 325
    Gae Gordo says:

    So, this ‘John’ is responsible for the death of an innocent. That ranks him at 0.1 miliBlairs. :-( As Chancellor of the Exchequer, I, of course, had nothing to do with it other than screwing the cash out of the taxpayer to fund it all.

  326. 326
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    I’d be surfin’ off the beaches
    Oilin’ up the peaches

    Swimmin’ in the brine

    With the votes I’d be bringin’
    I could be another Winst’n

    If I only had a spine

  327. 327
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    My bag is prettier than your bag.

  328. 328

    The BBC are doing what they did after the murder of Lee Rigby, wheeling out Muslim appeasers.

    The message is Muslims are the real victims.

  329. 329
    Cameron of the Limpwrist says:

    I can tell the British people that it’s time to take action. We will not just redouble our efforts, we will retreble them!

  330. 330
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Toxic Taffy was an entertaining,informative,articulate type, who brightened the day with their style of wit!

  331. 331
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We only speak the truth. In the same way that those who pay smugglers to smuggle them into the UK are “victims”.

  332. 332
    Chillaxing Dave says:

    After that, I think I deserve a well-earned rest.

  333. 333
    Bonnie Greer says:

    Don’t take any shit from the smelly w0gs, Bibi!

  334. 334
    Bonnie Greer says:

    Oh, yes!

  335. 335
    Village Idiot says:

    …I hope those that wished for,and encouraged our multi-culti society are feeling the error of their ways, and become affected in some way, …..or “Karma” will inflict upon their lives for what they have done to this,once, beautiful Kingdom!

  336. 336
    Wonders of Britain, number 1, Dave Camoron, coward and appeaser says:

    Wouldn’t worry too much Dave, next May you can have a permanently extended holiday, so will the your Conservative party, even if we end up with the 2 Liebour fruit cakes, they won’t last long as they will bankrupt the country within 2 years and that will kick off civil unrest, if the deadbeats don’t get their Danegeld in benefits.

  337. 337
    Wonders of Britain, number 1, Dave Camoron, appeaser says:


  338. 338
    Channel 4 News says:

    and we will be keen to put his side of the story as often as possible.

    Allahu Akbar!

  339. 339
    Nigel Farage says:

    Britain would not today be an exporter of jihadism if she had not first imported the community in which the virus harbours.

  340. 340
    none of them no nuffinck says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  341. 341
    Bang Him Up says:

    You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you fail to…….etc This was the caution George Galloway had to hear.

  342. 342
    albacore says:

    Cameron can tell folks just what he likes
    Apart from the same old media bikes
    Any berk that sucks up a word he says
    Has to be in some truly screwed-up daze

  343. 343
    Cornwall Tourist Board says:

    Blow the Tamar, now!!

  344. 344
    Twerp Watch says:

    After being questioned, Mr Galloway said it was a “despicable attempt” to curb his freedom of speech.

    “I won’t be silenced, I will keep speaking out against horrendous injustice,” he said.

    What a fucking idiot George Galloway really is.

  345. 345
    Anonymous says:

    It appears that eeyepblowingblackcock has now morphed. Rather than atempting any sort of cognitive argument she now just rants moshe/shlomo/firster at any opportunity.

    I suppose it must really hurt if you’re wrong all of the time, and have no mates, and being into your 40s and still being a virgin.

  346. 346
    A flower that blooms tra la la says:

    These people paid somebody to smuggle them into this country then they “contracted” the smuggler, so can’t be a “victim” but are the criminal, these “victims” should be given the bill for any treatment and food and photographed and banned for 10 years into coming back into this country, if they can’t get in through the wide open door policy we have, then I would be even more concerned as to why the want to smuggle themselves in, what are they hiding, that they can’t come via the normal routes.

  347. 347
    Manuel says:

    It’s called “Rip-off Britain”! We are Brits and we invite ALL our suppliers to fuck us in the arse, innit?

  348. 348
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off whistles you sad twat.

  349. 349
    assisted passages will not work says:

    but compulsory ones will

  350. 350
    Tony B£air says:

    We needed cultural enrichment (and Labour votes)

  351. 351
    by gove! says:

    Looking forward to the eventual publication of GCSE examination results following the revamped school curriculum.
    With teacher’s modular assessments having disappeared hopefully both employers and universities will accept that a 2014 B, C or D is the equivalent of the A’s and A+s doled out for passing the Mickey Mouse exam system of yesteryear.
    Cannot understand why this should reflect on headmasters, considering it is the class of teacher that is either good or at fault.

  352. 352
    Manuel says:

    Damned right!

  353. 353
    The British Embassy (Boston Lincolnshire) says:

    Passports, visa, currency exchange……24 hrs notice rqd, cash only, BOGOF offers available

  354. 354
    liblabcon traitors to the nation says:

    no, can’t understand that

  355. 355
    Manuel says:

    Fuck off, Jew hater!

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    Listen up, fuckwit.

    What is at fault is the tory 1988 Education Act that started the marketization and grade inflation in the system.

  357. 357
    Bonnie Greer says:

    Nuke the fucking w()gs!

  358. 358
    Begin 4it says:

    I bet you had more to do with the Shalit and Goldin killings than those two did! But you’re still terrorist wimps compared to the Stern gang.

  359. 359
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Is it coz Chukup is a hunt?

  360. 360
    Cpl Hicks says:


  361. 361
    Fuck 'em says:

    Excellent summary.

  362. 362
    Oh what a gaydave says:

    Well thanks Dave. Apart from rushing in to Ten from your car, promising to keep your knee down lest the new natives rebel, what did you do?

    PS enjoy the Cornish rain

  363. 363
    Fatima Arsey says:

    Yes I knew what was coming and fucked off in the nick, still I got good mileage from my useless Prevent programme and you lot can keep me in top curry for decades as I fatten up.

    Northern mozz luv cur-ree.

  364. 364
    Saddo Karn MP says:

    I deny I am jihab jon, I was in de mos, innit. Praps ah shud stop talkin glottal street cock and act my age.

  365. 365
    Anonymous says:

    “Chuka’s Speech”
    He had a dream? Which unfortunately he, like most other humans, mistook for reality. On awakening, a means of comparison presented itself. Once tested, said dream was soon discredited as a mere internal apparition. If only there was a similar option, for experiencing reality first-hand. For then that ‘wakeful consciousness’, we all seem to believe is real, might also be exposed for what it is.

  366. 366
    Anonymous says:


    Were you interfered with by a Rabbi or are you just a sad, nasty nazi twat?

  367. 367
    Vacancy at the White House says:

    Vacancy at the White House as I keep saying.

  368. 368
    geordieboy says:

    No blick faces in the Chuka Fukka audience.

  369. 369
    Anonymous says:

    Yes,come on IS ,stop fucking about,wipe out Palestine once and for all,women,kids,the fucking lot.

  370. 370

    Which was systematically corrupted by labour controlled councils, in their determination to produce the underclass of witless underclass morons who now so blight society .

  371. 371
    Chuka Nobama says:

    Chuka Umunna is half Nigerian, he should try to manage Nigeria:

  372. 372
    Chuka Nobama says:

    Chuka Nobama

  373. 373
    Wish you were here Chuka says:

  374. 374
    Edna Bucket (17¾) says:

    Creepy Chuckkie will never be lonely.

    He’s his own biggest fan.


  375. 375
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Chucky who?

  376. 376
    SOLON 13 says:

    I find his hairless head rather scary!

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