August 19th, 2014

WATCH: John McCain Does the Robot

Would we be seeing heads cut off on Iraqi street corners had this man been Commander in Chief?


  1. 1
    Mumsnet says:

    Boycott his oven chips.

    Liked by 1 person

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    Anonymous says:

    He makes great chips.


  4. 9
    Blair's Babes says:

    Oiiiiiiiiii, Robots? That’s our c unting job


  5. 10
    Celtic are fucking shite says:

    I think he’s shat himself.


  6. 11
    Barry O'bongo says:

    Ook-ook! Eek-eek! Ook-ook!


    • 17
      Rio Ferdinand, MP for Floppygob Central says:

      Dat is well racialistismistic innit? Aiiiight.

      All me brothers ain’t crims, I watch Crimewatch and some is witnessistismistic.


  7. 13
    Nigella Fromage says:

    and it’s going to be a long long time,

    ’till touchdown brings me round again to find,

    I’m not the man you thought I was at all,


  8. 15
    rubbish magic part 2 says:

    This is Bush & B.liars mess. But Isil must be stopped.


  9. 16
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Why is every news headline starting: ‘Israel launches fresh airstrikes …’ And not ‘Hamas breaks cease fire with renewed rocket attacks’?


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      Norm Normal says:

      It started that way then it was changed deliberately by some bedwetting leftard editors who didn’t like the true nature of things.


    • 40
      Informer says:

      Because the pathetic drainpipes topped up with fertiliser barely qualify as rockets, ZioLoon. The stuff you see at firework displays is way more dangerous!
      The “rockets” are quite obviously fired to show your totally disproportional response to the whole world.
      It is obvious to most sensible people that the Israeli regime has a scorched earth policy, commits war crimes, like collective punishments, targeting of civilians etc. with impunity and has ceased to be a member of civil society (if it ever was).


  10. 18
    Owen Jones says:

    Wowwwww! I’ve just won best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe:

    “I’ve just sold my hoover. The hose was full of spunk.”


  11. 20
    Harry Webb says:

    Rolf Harris nicknamed ‘Willy Wonka’ in prison by fellow inmates after he hands out chocolates.


  12. 21
    Dwayne Adeboglu says:

    He makes better oven chips than he dances. And the chips aren’t very good.


  13. 24
    John Major says:

    My legacy to the nation was the Cones Hotline.


    • 37
      Presleydent UmBongo says:

      Well. That’s more than I managed.


    • 119
      Major our last real PM says:

      Unlike anything that Bliar, Bruin or Camergoon have attempted,

      the cones hotline worked.

      It got rid of the cone plague of 1991.


    • 136
      Edwina says:

      The cones hotline made my flake melt. Yuk !


    • 148
      Edwina Curry Powder says:

      My legacy to the nation was fucking the prime minister and whoring that story around to sell my book, giving a p***ophile serial sex criminal full all areas access to Broadmoor and knowing Peter Morrison was a noted pederast and doing fuck all about it. My name is Edwina Curry and youve been a great audience.

      Liked by 1 person

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      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      John Major’s vision brought in the National Lottery whose funding has made UK one of the best sporting nations on the planet (soccerball excepted).


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    Al Carbon Bore says:

    Mes excuses……anyway, nothing like spreading the word


    • 52
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Als got plenty of palm trees flourishing around his mansion, must be evidence of an inconvenient toss-pot.


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    Stan Ogden says:

    I am just watching BBC news at 6….

    What fucking country do I live in?

    Asians, blacks, Irish, Canadians, lesbians, gays, South Africans, disabled, fatties – and that’s just the twatting BBC staff.

    It’s like the fucking GLC under Ken Livingstone.

    I did not see one able bodied, straight, white, working class man, although there was a near miss with the weatherman, but it turns out his father is an architect.

    We have to pay your wages you bag of BBC dog shit.

    Time for a revolution.

    Liked by 1 person

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      Ah ffs says:

      Shhh, the leftie liberal thought police will be after you, for spouting such dangerous words , you know were not supposed have thoughts like that, after all we only pay the BBC wages, even if we are the lawful citizens of this one great green land, now the sewer of the worlds trash, dip into your pockets another 20 to feed, those nasty criminals forcing people into the back of wagons in other countries, the immigrants are just innocents.


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      cured lefty says:

      How do you fuck everything up and still feel good about yourself…….become a socialist!


    • 88
      Observer says:

      i watch very little TV these days, but when I do, it’s noticeable that there is a considerably bias in the adverts to using immigrant actors. I find myself changing station a lot.


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    gildedtumbril says:

    McCain is a Manchurian Candidate.And a halfwit.


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    rubbish magic part 2 says:

    I think Tony B.liar and Alky Scambell should fight Is single handledly. It is their mess and thwy should clean it up.


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    Sir Fateous Piles (Dead liberal kiddie fiddler) says:

    “Would we be seeing heads cut off on Iraqi street corners had this man been Commander in Chief?”
    Are you off you trolley Guido or just terminally ignorant?

    McCain wanted to arm ISIS when they were in Syria head chopping Christians.


    • 83
      shameful bunch of shysters says:

      All western leaders wanted to arm ISIS to fight against Assad.
      Just as they want to arm the fascists in Ukraine to fight Putin.

      Why do politicians never learn the lessons of the past?


    • 89
      Twins says:

      They were armed to the teeth by the Yanks.


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      Violent Asquith says:

      And the US armed the Taliban to fight the Russians. ISIS are currently armed with US made weapons. The US public oppose intervention in Iraq just as they soured on it in Vietnam. McCain would be unlikely to go further than Obama were he in office.

      Didn’t all this mess originate with GW Bush’s “intervention” to remove poor old Sadam, who did have it under control , bless him.

      Obama is left to clear up their mess.


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    rubbish magic part 2 says:

    200,000 dead in Syria and the moozies focus on a few deaths in Gazzza cos they want to gazza j3ws. Where is moozies outrage on Syria?


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    The answer to the rhetorical question in this post is: Yes.

    IS has nothing to do with B’ush / B’lair directly. The pan-!slamist genie was re-released during the S’oviet-A’fghan war and its first modern incarnation was the T’aliban regime that formed after.

    Vote UKIP :-)


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      Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:



    • 65
      Tachybaptus says:

      IS has nothing to do with Bush or Blair directly, as you say. But it has a lot to do with Clinton, who financed al-Qaeda during the Russian-Afghan War.

      It was also Clinton who repealed the Glass-Steagal Act and let loose the flood of bad bank investment that led to the crash of 2008. This man has a lot to answer for.


      • 72

        It goes back further – to the tail end of the C’arter years.

        Would look more closely at H Cl!nton and B’ush Snr – particularly B’ush Snr when he was running C!A back in the 70s, and track his transition to VP under R’eagan.

        The deregulation problem which led to G-S being repealed also tracks back to about the same period. I would argue that the de-regulation which started with the S+L Crisis was a shake down partly enabled to free up capital to fund some of these activities.

        What happened in !ran, when the C!A accidentally helped the clerics into power is where the real modern era started.

        Another takeaway from this is that it seems Shi’a !slam is more stable than S’unni when it comes to matters of governance.

        The US doesn’t really have much to answer for except there is an argument that they may have upset some delicately laid plans of certain E’uropean powers, but blocking R’ussia’s advance into these justifies that then as it continues to do so now.

        It is perhaps in all our interests that the ME continue to fight among themselves. The only bad actors here are L’abour and the ‘EU’ who allowed so many of them into our lands unchecked.

        Vote UKIP :-D


        • 90
          Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

          Vote Ukip, get Labour.


          • A clear conscience our only sure reward. says:

            So fucking what. I’ll still vote UKIP


          • Groomed from an early age says:

            Who gives a fuck as long as its not Cameron and his cronies. Remember this fud along with eraly retirement Wee Willie Hague ( nothing to do with you know what obviously) attempted to take us into a war with Syria . Dangerous compromised bastards.


          • The religion of peace says:

            Listen you scum kuffars, we really don’t care if you vote Lib Lab or Con because all the parties are desperate to let hundreds of thousands of mussies into the UK.

            The Lib Lab Con will pay us loads of benefits, give us a free house and education and child benefit for the 5 or 6 kids we have.

            Fighting between the parties is fun for us to watch, we laugh as each Kuffar party tries to pathetically attract the most Mussie votes and appease us.

            Competition for Mussie votes is good for us, we take advantage of it…. Then at the right time we stop voting for kuffa scum, and when we have enough brothers, then we vote our own caphilitate Mayors, councillor sand MPs.

            See our good brothers in Tower Hamlets doing allahs work at the election.
            See our good brothers in Birmingham doing allahs work in schools.

            Thank you kuffar scum LibLabCon for all your support..

            Allah Akbar.


          • Med Illiband says:

            Get it through your thick fucking skull: the Tories are over, they cannot win.

            If you want to keep Labour out, you and your tory bum chums need to vote UKIP.


          • waste burner says:

            Vote UKIP and get out of the fooking Eussr.


      • 97
        Lewinsky says:

        He never licked it off my face


    • 363
      Violent Asquith says:

      Militant Islam has indeed been on the rise for decades but in Iraq as in Saudi Arabia and North Africa, “good old boys” like Gaddafi, Sadam, Sadat, Ershad and the Sauds have contained it. Removal of these dictators, our friends, has allowed IS and the rest to flourish.

      Damn Bush and Blair!


      • 364

        The introduction of Arab Nationalism was the distortion – going back to the end days of the O’ttoman’s.

        This can’t be pinned on B’ush / B’la!r. C’ameron for example helped remove Gaddafi.

        Arguing against the removal of dictators is perhaps not the best ground to be on.

        Vote UKIP :-D


        • 370
          Violent Asquith says:

          Uk politicians are rewarded (handsomely) to protect the interests of UK citizens and not to set the World to rights. There is no moral dimension to international relations, only national interests. Dictators can be unpleasant to our sensibilities but to be frank, Islam is not compatible with democracy as we appear to understand it.

          Blair, Bush and yes, many others have taken the lid off repressed, long festering aspirations.

          You are, I am sure, a much nicer person than me. And potentially more dangerous.


  22. 57
    rentagob galloway says:

    ISlam is a religion of peace.


  23. 59
    Dr Who says:

    Fucking Daleks? Just build some steps you fucker.

    Cybermen? Get yer hose out & they rust you piece of shit?

    Davros? I shat all over Anne Begg, the bitch.

    Sontarans? Eric Pickles is too c unting old to catch me.

    The Master? You prick faced arsehole. Trevor Kavanagh eats out of my hand!

    Now fuck off & get me a coffee.


  24. 66

    Other than counter-propaganda, which is perhaps partly justified (except that it is designed more to inflame Western public opinion against IS than to actually stop IS), the release of M’osul dam from IS was a smart move:


    IS are not very good with dams and the M’osul dam is a special case due to the very delicate state of its foundations. Accidentally flooding out 12,000 S’unni’s earlier this year whilst trying to deny water to Shi’a’s is the kind of stupid that is only surpassed by the UK’s environment agency.

    The A’ssad Gov in S’yr!a has started bombing IS in R’aqqa now: This was expected as S’yr!an Gov forces were only laying off IS because IS was fighting al-N’usra. Now al-N’usra are weakened (evidenced by IS’s advances in Aleppo and elsewhere) the relatively rested S’yr!an army can now start mopping up.

    However, there is a long way to go yet. Western intervention can only influence the balance of powers slightly.

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 84

      Whether or not this is true is a different matter, but in response to R’aqqa etc. it would appear that IS have A’ssad in their sights now:

      There was some good news relating to Syr!a earlier from the OPCW. 600 metric tons of Syr!a’s most dangerous CW agents have now been destroyed:


      That this was achieved without military intervention is a good thing.

      Vote UKIP :-D


      • 92
        Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

        You should only vote Ukip if you believe that ensuring Farage’s lot coming second in a few more seats is more important than keeping Miliband and Balls out of Downing Street, and you have no pension, savings or investments in this country.


        • 101
          Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

          Blimey! If I change my vote from Conservative (last time) to UKIP (next time), we’ll get Labour??

          I had no idea my vote was so important! Fuck me, I can really really do that? You know, vote UKIP, and we get Labour? I can do that??


          Well, since you want the Conservatives to win, and I want UKIP to win, I’d better vote Conservative to keep you happy! Yay! I’ll really do that. I won’t vote for the party I like, I’ll vote for the one you like.

          No, only kidding. If you want the Supreme Imbecile and liar to win another 5 years in power, so he can continue to fuck up our country, you go ahead and vote for his party of high-tax debt-addicted eurotarded HS2-loving c*nts. I’ll stick with my “Plan A” and vote UKIP.

          If that gives you Labour, well what the fuck. The Supreme Imbecile’s euromong cretins are destroying Britain, too, just like Labour would.


        • 102
          Ahm just running around and around says:

          That day has long gone considering who people should vote for, LibLabCon each one side of the same corrupt triangle, we are left with no choice if we are true English, vote UKIP, it’s your last choice of freedom.


          • Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

            If that’s how you feel you might as well vote Labour then. Just don’t expect to have a pension or any savings 5 years later.

            As for Ukip, they might finish 2nd in a few seats. I suppose that might be some consolation for you as you watch Balls busily destroying everything anyone has ever worked hard to achieve from the rose-tinted windows of your ivory towers.


          • Ahm just running around and around says:

            Stopped caring, it will do the country good to go down the tubes, it’s been building up for years and Liebour will be the fuse, it will help to clear out the Liberal left and the EU as they won’t want a war on both sides of the EU, let’s get it over with.


          • Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

            What part of “Dimmy Dave has broken each and every one of his manifesto promises” do you not understand?

            What part of “Dimmy Dave has increased immigration to record levels” do you not understand?

            What part of “Dimmy Dave has increased our payments to the EU” do you not understand?

            What part of “Dimmy Dave has doubled Britain’s debt” do you not understand?

            Only cretins and cowards vote for the Supreme Imbecile’s Tory Party

            Which are you? Cretin, or coward?


          • Neither says:

            What part I don’t understand is where is the evidence for what you say and the isolation of the examples from their specific causes which are Labour and the EU more or less in each case.


          • The religion of peace says:

            We laugh as you Kuffar scum fight between your LibLabCon….

            Just as you laugh when Sunni kill Shia, we laugh as LibLabCon each try to be the most Mussie friendly party and each LibLabCon begs like an infidel for our vote…

            Whoever wins will still welcome 100’s of thousands of Mussies to the UK each year, this year, next year and the year after…. Nothing will change and you will continue to give us free houses, free money, free benefits and pay for our 5 new babies.

            We call you ‘Useful idiot kuffar LibLabCon’

            Brother Cameron is too scared to call the Mussie Brotherhood a terrorist organisation…. Hahahahaah

            Brother Cameron would have tried to make friends with the Nazis and appease them. He is a weak infidel. We laugh at him.

            Allah Akbar


        • 258
          Med Illiband says:

          Get it through your thick fucking skull: the Tories are over, they cannot win.

          If you want to keep Labour out, you and your tory bum chums need to vote UKIP.


      • 98

        Today’s offensive on T’ikrit did not go to plan:

        Tweets indicate that IS destroyed at least two !raqi Hummers and 1 tank – possibly an Abrams : With RPG’s and mortars.

        Pentagon Spox has stated: ‘No decision to involve US in retaking T’ikrit’

        Vote UKIP :-D


        • 104
          Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

          Vote to stop Labour.


          • To stop Labour don’t vote Labour.

            Vote UKIP instead.

            Vote UKIP :-D


          • Vote Ukip, get Labour. says:

            Ukip cannot stop Labour.


          • Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

            Dimmy Dave can’t stop Labour, either.

            Not that there’s any difference between eurotarded pro-immigration Dimmy Dave’s fake Tory Party and Labour.

            Every vote for UKIP is a kick in Dimmy Dave’s testicles.

            Watch him blubber in May 2015. Vote UKIP.


        • 110
          Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

          Fucking incredible. We (the West) spend billions training and arming Iraq’s forces, and they get overrun in 5 minutes by a bunch of txt-speak retards who used to work for Primark.

          And our military daren’t go back in, less the Primark employees whip our soldiers’ butts.

          Sleep tight tonight and celebrate diversity.


          • Read the reports.

            They may be ex-Pr!mark types, but they know how to set up snipers positions, lay mine fields and kill tanks with light arms.

            The !raqi army are not completely useless but it is clear now the difference US air support made at M’osul dam. Not that this should imply the US do anything in T’ikrit.

            Vote UKIP :-D


          • Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

            America destroys tanks with multi-million-dollar A10 “tankbusters”, ISIS’s Primark employees destroy tanks with light arms. I don’t doubt that this is true, but I’m beginning to suspect our armed forces are not quite what they’re cracked up to be. That or we got seriously mislead/overcharged by the ‘military industrial complex’ (I do hate that term).


          • táxpáyér says:

            It’s the scientific/techinical elite that was the main worry. But don’t worry, that bit never gets in “reporters” word clouds.


          • Its always Sunni in Caliphornia says:

            They’re not stopping abrams with light arms, over the course of their adventures they’ve got their grubby mitts on heavy stuff. As for the ex-primark crowd, battle hardened by a childhood spent playing cod and mw – mostly baggers, evidently Isil’s captains have been round the block a few times though.


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    A plague on their verse says:

    Bravely shooting women and kids, beheading and burying alive…..until they get caught…mummy, it wasn’t me, honest…


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    Plague says:

    Guidobotty now censoring articles on the religion of peace from the Daily Mail….


  27. 71
    magic mission creep says:

    Those yazidis are magic. Super brit comes to the rescue & they disappear. magic. Evwr get the feeling you are being spun utter nonsense? Again!


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    Anonymous says:


  29. 86
    Ed Balls says:

    It’s not fair. Miliband says if I want to be Chancellor next year I’ve got to get at least a grade D in GCSE Maths. How can I reach that level in less than a year? Mind you, my primary school teacher said that I was very special. Or did she say very special needs?


    • 109
      Fatty Watson says:

      Oh, just tell him you walked out of the exam hall head held high with a grade B. You don’t have to volunteer the information that that was the hardness grading of the pencil you used.

      Try to spell your name right this time though. Two letters, it’s not that difficult…


  30. 87
    Anonymous says:

    What happens when you blow to pieces buses that are carrying Miners to work , shell their homes and murder their families?


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    open the fucking window 1910hrs cctv says:

    old fucker wearing blue trousers and jumper. anything happens to any member of my family than i swear glasgow will be turned into the world’s largest graveyard.


    • 124
      The Brothers of Buckfast says:

      you’re too late


      • 137
        táxpáyér says:

        I thought it was the worlds largest shithole?


      • 149
        Anonymous says:

        you do realize i contacted the investigatory powers tribunal a few days ago…

        and you know, that business in 2004/2005. what was the name of that glasgow hood again frank knuckles? or was it bones? you know the one whose son got shot by plod. he was carrying an umbrella at the time with something of value hidden in it, which he had pilfered. because someone incredibly influential had paid a lot of money for said “thing” to be destroyed. which is where plod came into it. because sometimes one should not try to double their money. i wonder if frank has ever visited the holy land? you know the worst sort of collusion.


    • 131
      when lewis curses go very fucking wrong says:

      any link to you fucks and the jennings brothers?


      • 168
        The Brothers of Buckfast says:

        Not really monkey boy, we provide tonic to the downtrodden, wheras Jennings provide hard truth wrapped in liquid velvet..we refer of course to examples such as “World’s biggest Liar” and “Cocky blonde”.


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    The Hamas Leadership says:

    Whilst we’re busy fcuking russia’n hookers in Qatar and Dubai you dumb plebs just make sure you keep sending your kids out to play by those rocket sites. That aid money donated by bed wetting lefty retards has got to spent you know.

    Mostly by us on hookers and luxury cars! Trebles all round Abdul!


  34. 113
    MacGuffin says:

    The pressures of the presidency would have been rather too much for 150-year old McCain.

    Presidentress Palin would have been a disaster.


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    UKIP says:

    Anyone know a good Ting Tong restaurant they can recommend?


    • 134
      táxpáyér says:

      Little Britain Broacasting companies staff restaurant does a brilliant ting-tong. The staff there tend to love the steamed went-boi


  36. 127
    Rightie right says:

    Righties, a question for you. Given your disdain for those of dark skin colour, what is your opinion on the black Tory MPs and black UKIP candidates? Do you welcome them as fellow Tories/UKIPPERS or are they viewed with the same contempt you regard other black folks?


    • 141
      Lefty Twat says:

      Lefties, a question for you. Given your disdain for those of white male skin colour, what is your opinion on the white male MPs and white male candidates? Do you welcome them as fellow Lefties or are they viewed with the same contempt you regard other white males?


    • 182
      B Fair says:

      Personally speaking I don’t normally join in Abbot Roasting or Chuka Baiting, unless they say something really stupid and there’s no doubt that most of the people here who go on and on about them are motivated by a ra ce animus.

      But Abbot and Chuka do seem to see everything through a skin colour prism themselves. Doesn’t help.

      Warsi is beneath contempt.

      I guess most MPs are stupid or venal or both. On that basis, if you have a small minority, very few will be other than stupid or venal or both.


      • 187
        Rightie right says:

        Thank you, B Fair, that’s a sensible answer. I completely agree Abbott and Umunna are idiots, it’s just a pity so many of the comments about them are framed in racial terms. Though I know Abbott is also guilty of framing everything as racial and has shown herself to be racist too. Warsi’s an idiot too.


    • 261
      TUC says:

      You’ve never been in a trade union, have ya punk?

      If you think “righties” are like that, wait until you meet a real person.


  37. 129
    Rightie right says:

    One follow-up question, righties. What do Sir Peter Morrison, Sir Peter Hayman and Harriet Harman have in common? If you know the answer, you’ll know it’s not just Labour members who enjoyed a slice of PIE.


    • 142
      Cpl Hicks says:

      What point are you trying to make you leftard fukwit? Why are you trying to score political points on here regarding child abuse? I’ve never seen a single comment by any “righties” on here defending anyone accused of abuse. I’ve seen comments by leftard mongs like you. Why are you lefties so fcuking bitter and evil?

      You’re clearly just an utter fcuking twat aren’t you?


      • 150
        Rightie right says:

        Funny, because I recall vocal demands for an inquiry into Blair’s D notice on Operation Ore – quite rightly, because he’s protected the nonces in his party – and justified condemnation of Harman’s close links with PIE, along with equally justified condemnation of Cyril Smith. But when the attention was turned to fiddlers in the Tory party, all of a sudden it was no longer about victims of abuse but hysteria by leftie bedwetters, and allegations about the likes of Keith Joseph and Rhodes Boyson were met with indignation that they’re not alive to defend themselves, something which was strangely forgotten when it was Smith in the firing line.

        It’s amusing that you accuse me of trying to score points over child abuse, given the barrage of comments about Labour’s grubby history. Here’s a hint: there’s more credibility in condemning abuse whatever one’s personal politics, so it’s a tad rich to get lectured on point scoring by those who’ve spent ages calling for justice for the victims of Labour perverts but suddenly become afflicted with silence or a sudden awareness of how one can’t libel the dead when the allegations are about good, decent hetero family men in the Tory party.

        Also ironic your moniker is a character from a film written and directed by a liberal Canadian who campaigns against climate change. You dirty fucking leftard. And there was a black in the cast too. You disgust me.


        • 158
          Cpl Hicks says:

          Thank you for putting my final question to rest. You clearly are just an utter fcuking twat.

          Why have you got such a cock stand about it? Did a Tory steal your boyfriend?


          • Rightie right says:

            Oh no! He just went to the gay well! The boyfriend comment is just genius! It burns! I surrender.

            It’s so easy to get you worked up into a rage. And as you completely ignored my answer, which referred to silence, I’ll assume you’re a stranger to irony.


          • Cpl Hicks says:

            No rage. I guess we are both blinkered by our political leanings. Not sure why you’ve picked this site to make your crap comment? I suppose it must be something to do with you leftards always trying to be superior. Anyway, like I said, I’ve never seen anyone defending Tory fiddlers on here. If you want a pat on the back try posting your comments on CiF.


          • Rightie right says:

            Game over, man!


          • Cpl Hicks says:

            Shut it Hudson.


          • Rightie right says:

            State of the badass art!


          • Cpl Hicks says:

            At least we can share a decent taste in film!


          • Rightie right says:

            Nice to end on a civilised note.

            All of Parliament’s rotten anyway. I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Whatever colour you are you’re still a fcuking tit.

    Congratulations on posting possibly the most twattish comment on here today.


  39. 133
    Loofa Rotman says:

    Votings for me or I shit in your curry!

    That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.


  40. 146
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Vote Bus-Pass Elvis Party. Pure – because they’ve never held office. Uncorrupted – because no one has bothered to try corrupting them. Popular – because they appeal to both young (Elvis as he was) and old (Elvis as he would have become).


  41. 147
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Owen Jones Suggests Use Of Water Cannons Against unruly staff in Guy News Room.

    Good Idea, Owen.


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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  43. 155
    Nigel Farage says:

    Just having a pint of Cumberland ale – all the way from the Lake District!

    What me worry !


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    Blick men a bit ..err..dense? says:

    Going down like pins in a Rank alley.


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  47. 178
    Lord Dickard says:

    Got it away, I mean, away with it, didn’t i?


  48. 185
    George Gobaway ( ex Libor MP ) says:


  49. 188
    non taxable pikey says:

    An American journalist, James Foley has been beheaded by ISIS.

    This being reported widely on Middle East tv and other media sources, but apparently has not got to the BBC yet.


  50. 195
    Paddy Pantsdown says:


  51. 201
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    NINE percent ?? BRILLIANT !!!


  52. 203
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Ha ha Spineless clegg lets Rennardon off with no case to answer

    I dont know who is the most Gutless Him or Dave ?

    I also see Dave is about to stick it to “Hard Working Families” with an above inflation rail fair hike
    God dont the Tories just hate the working classes ?


  53. 205

    Vote UKIP :-D


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  55. 209

    How is the law going to safely define ‘control’ ?

    Vote UKIP :-D


  56. 217
    Displaced Brummie says:

    The difference between John MCain and Barak Obama is that MCain dances like a robot. Obama, on the other hand, IS a robot.


  57. 218
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    Liked by 1 person

  58. 219
    Yankee go home says:

    Summary of 215 comments so far:

    No-one gives a fuck about some old septic twat acting like a twat.


  59. 221

    Cat is out the bag now…

    Vote UKIP :-D


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  63. 249
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:


  64. 256
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    It’s a good day to bury bad news.


  65. 260
    JJ says:

    Still nothing from the BBC or BBC News on the beheading of James Wright Foley.


  66. 263
    dr natural says:

    sick fuckers want eradicating from the existence


  67. 272
    Enoch says:

    Cameron’s commitment to Obama to bomb ISIS means he is attempting to kill “British” citizens.

    But he won’t do anything about moslems behaving badly in the UK.

    And the BBC won’t touch him for it, coz they can’t bear to dis ISIS.

    Funny old world.


    • 278
      The religion of peace says:

      The LibLabCon love UK mussies.

      They will do nothing to stop us, because they are desperate for our votes.

      They are corrupted, they are hypocrites.

      They need our votes, and give us free houses and benefits in return.

      Like I say, keep voting LibLabCon.



  68. 273
    If it ain't homosexual marriage then cameron ain't bovered. says:


  69. 277
    Jezza says:

    Ever since the UK started importing n words and moo slims things have been going down hill for the indigenous population – everyone knows it. Even the useful idiots are waking up to these savages and throwbacks. What’s to be done? It’s not looking good


    • 290
      Puke says:

      This comments section is now so totally infested with hate-spouting Hasbara-tards that it’s not worth reading.


      • 300
        Tachybaptus says:

        They are about balanced by the smelly emissions of hairy-palmed anti-Semites such as your good self. The trouble is that the two barrages leave little room for sensible comment in between.


    • 302
      albacore says:

      The Kaiser couldn’t hack it; and Hitler neither
      But our foe’s more implacable now than either
      Undermining the real British without relent
      Like it’s done for decades in “our” own Parliament


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    Word is that the IS attempt to capture Taqba airbase from government forces in Syr!a tonight has failed.

    Lots of burning IS vehicles / dead bodies laying around. They took a couple of hits from SCUD missiles but did make some advances early courtesy of an initial wave of suicide bombers.

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 299
      Tachybaptus says:

      An initial wave of suicide bombers; making videos of a beheading; kidnapping, mutilating and selling schoolgirls; etc.; etc. We are the subjects of a campaign to frighten us into submission by conspicuous displays of the vilest barbarity. Will there come a time when the west becomes so angry that it launches furious retaliation with the full power of its armaments — and I don’t just mean a few drones and bombs? Or are we now so soft that we will just wince and wish it wasn’t happening, and give ground to these madmen? I have a miserable feeling that it will be the second.


      • 314
        Vote UKIP says:

        Just what the totalising EU and its running dogs want, they are in it for the long game, and the reality is there is probably no way out for us.


      • 325

        It seems that the situation should be that conventional weapons are used first and employed for as long as they are effective. If it becomes clear that this is failing to keep the situation at bay, then all means will become necessary.

        The logical consequence of this is that there will become problems within those immigrant communities in the UK which have not assimilated. The containment of such problems will again have to be along conventional means at first and these should be employed for as long as they are effective. If it becomes clear that this is failing to keep order in the UK, then all means will become necessary.

        At the far end of such an argument lies the route of ethnic cleansing. This will only remain unacceptable to the population until they start to see their families and children maimed or killed by the fanatics. At such point the public mood will change like a see-saw.

        Hopefully, we will never get there. But logically, that is where we get to as a price for social experiment which has been implemented without thought or care for the study of history.


        • 329
          Jezza says:

          Agree completely – I’ve seen this coming for years and been vilified at every end and turn by the happy clappy brigade. Contain or destroy will be the ultimate end game and it is around 5 to 10 years away


        • 341

          You call the deliberate malfeasance carried out by the Blair / Brown regime an experiment , it was anything but , they must have been well aware of the consequences of their actions.


        • 351

          Just seen the original 4’40 posting on Liveleak.

          There is a video cut at the point where the head chopping starts which involves a fade to black to the image of the head on the body. ie. For some reason IS decided not to include the actual beheading part in the footage.

          You can look it up and/or draw your own conclusions – But you would see more in a SAW movie.

          Much of the political message is similar to what the R’igby guy tried reading out before he was picked up. That is what was edited out of the ‘redacted’ versions which are still on uTube.

          Vote UKIP :-D


        • 360
          The Hamas Leadership says:

          Go nuclear early. It’s the only way to be sure.


      • 333

        i) Syr!a is not really our problem. UK doesn’t have any real interests there so can ignore T’aqba. Same deal US and E’urope.

        ii) Beheading video’s are nothing new (of late). Difference here is the victim. Need to put this into context:

        a) ~300 were murdered in cold blood about a month ago when MH17 was shot down. Led to sanctions. War not worth it.

        b) No real outrage over the other video’s that have been posted / distributed.

        c) R’igby. This beheading stuff has happened very publicly on the streets of L’ondon. Prosecuted guys moved on.

        Air-strikes do not work. Been done a lot against AQAP in Y’emen: They declared support for IS in !raq yesterday – and said they would share notes on how to avoid drones etc.

        Suspect that West will look to get the other guy back and scale down it’s interventions. We should only militarily intervene when our direct interests are under threat. M’osul dam is justified on those grounds as is keeping IS away from T’urkey.

        This is not about being soft, but is about restoring some soft power. One needs to adjust vision away from where Bla!r et al. took it and back to actual reality.

        Recognizing this act as one of terror, a political action to generate a specific type of reaction is important.

        Then it will become clear that a war or direct action is not justified (guy had been missing for over a year out there – no one really knew who had him and that may still be the case…).

        The thing to be wary of is that local radicals may get ideas from this, especially combined with R’igby event and decide to take action. The best course of action from the non-radicals perspective is that our local ones go over there to fulfil their desires. Are you not glad that the guy in the vid is somewhere in the ME without a passport and not wandering aimlessly around some enriched part of L’ondon looking for a victim ?

        O’bama may negotiate in order to ‘award’ IS a victory and prove to the rest of the world that US will not bomb in retaliation. He will also make it clear that the US will not help and make life generally difficult. There are many ways in which that can and is being done.

        Number one problem here is R’ussia: Fresh direct incursion into L’ugansk with their forces reported yesterday. IMHO: They were most likely behind this as well. GRU are active in Syr!a and likely control a number of IS sub-units – perhaps the ones who did this yesterday. Great distraction, and when looked at (British executioner, US victim) deliberately divisive, provocative and brutal: Chekist.

        R’ussia did announce they were looking at other ‘measures’ to combat sanctions. This would qualify as a great active measure.

        Vote UKIP :-D


      • 339

        On the subject on drones: Should also note that R’ussia supplied the systems which can defeat those (mainly by jamming / GPS spoofing) to Syr!a / !ran which is why they cannot be used in !raq.

        !ran used these quite effectively recently. The propaganda value alone was high.

        There is a similar problem developing with anti-aircraft systems – like S300 etc – which is why direct incursions are hazardous. IS do have quite a lot of MANPADs under their control.

        R’ussia may yet sell the S300’s that were originally destined for Syr!a to !raq. They are back on the market, perhaps with a discount. Lukoil did their first !raq oil export yesterday.

        Vote UKIP :-D


  72. 318
    Oi vey, my life says:

    We are going to see ‘blooded’ islamist psychopaths returning from their holidays in Iraq and Syria, they will have access to the full spectrum of human rights and legal aid, something denied to their victims.

    Weakness is not a gift it is a curse, the cartel act as though weakness will work against evil when in fact evil grows stronger in the face of weakness, our cowardly regime of appeasers are leading us to disaster.


    • 348
      Esther from Primark says:

      Rest assured there will be no legal aid left for anyone come September.

      The Prime Minister has asked me to say that all savings will be passed onto the hardworking British taxpayer.


      • 350
        A divorce lawyer says:

        You should be in my office when I explain to a deserted wife there is no legal aid for family law work and she will have to pay the full costs of her case.

        The screaming tears and catawalling are truly horrific;


        • 353
          A Employment Tribunal Chairman says:

          Since this Government raised fees for Employment Tribunal cases fifty fold I have had very little work to do.

          When I have raised the matter with Government officials their response has been to hand me a printout about early retirement.


  73. 321
    Blimey says:

    BBC busy highlighting the Ferguson riots, doing their best to limit themselves to making a passing reference to a beheaded journalist. Imagine the song and dance if any journalist had been accidentally killed by a USA or Israeli bomb.


  74. 322
    Phil Hammond says:

    It is simple. Evil stalks this earth & we either decide to back IDF & Mossad to confront it and overwhelmingly defeat it, or submit.


  75. 324
    George Galloway says:

    Israel Tried to Eliminate Mohammed Deif – Middle East – News – Arutz Sheva

    God bless the state of Israel.


  76. 327
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Militants ‘kill reporter on video’. No word from Baroness”The Bitch” Warsi on this had a lot to say about Israel treatment of Hamas though.


  77. 328
    Outrageous says:

    Why is the UK Consul General to Jerusalem, Dr Alistair McPhail. wearing an Keffiyeh?
    He should be sacked forthwith…


  78. 331
    Owen Jones says:

    Bring back the death penalty.


  79. 335
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Hamas says Israel hit the home of a senior Hamas figure in Gaza, “opening the gates of hell”; threatens “price will be very heavy.”

    Hamas are fucking idiots.


  80. 344

    Phil Shiner will be preparing the defence case for the Muslim mong at tax payers expense of course.


  81. 346
    Cpl Hicks says:

    The one consolation I take from that brutal murder is that I know the coward who did it will meet a violent and messy end himself. On his case I hope it is slow, bloody and brutal. Unfortunately for him and all the other retarded followers of the religion of p!ss he will discover that there are no virgins waiting for him. Only an empty blackness.


  82. 347
    Amber Amber says:

    Another piece of our history now leaving the river Mersey and going to the Turkish scrap yards is HMS Plymouth , with the help of that delightful company Peel Ports, so long Plymouth, the country is more interested homosexuals than the countries history, the thing about history it repeats itself and will bit Camoron back next year.


  83. 349
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Mr Cameron could you please come on TV and explain why you back ISIS fighting in Syria and why you Still supply them with vehicles and equipment?

    Can you also explain why you gave vehicles and equipmentto the rebels in Libya and if they still enjoy your full support?
    Can you please let us know if your support for the Arab spring in Egypt , still has your full backing ?

    Hmm ? Hmm? Hmm? CANT HEAR YOU !


  84. 352
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    It must be really difficult for the Bliar family at this time
    what with Tony being Middle east Peace advisor , he must never being at home
    He must be virtually living in the region, what with all the shit he stirred up with his half wit mate Bushy

    Talk about Job Creation !


  85. 355
    The Boy Plunger says:

    The Yanks have just fined Standard Chartered 300m dollars for lax financial controls in and around Dubai.

    A nice little earner is this for someone.


    • 357
      I Roger Boys MP says:

      They made billions from selling idiot british banks their toxic sub prime mortgages
      They make billions from our banks by fining them for financial dodgy dealings
      and only this week Dave spunks away 224 million to a yank company that was sacked for delivering Nothing on a £750 million contract , which i’m sure they would already have been paid a third up front

      They also made millions out of fining BAE systems

      Must be that special relationship we keep hearing about !


  86. 358
    Reverend Flowers says:

    I can’t understand why there’s all this fuss over Carol Mills, just because she’s totally unqualified for the job that Bercow has offered her.


  87. 366
    Anonymous says:

    “John McCain Does the Robot”
    Maybe sex with androids could mean the end to some human trafficking. But don’t bank on it. For while a modicum of politicians can string together a feeble argument, in a vain attempt to try and explain discrepancies in their personal narrative. John doesn’t even appear to be able to connect up sensible sequential sentences. A single word could flummox him: Gitmo.


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Gyles Brandreth writes in his memoirs:

“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”

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