August 19th, 2014

Tories Very Publicly Break Cover in Speaker Row
MP Demands Delay in Appointment of New Clerk

He’s at it again. Tory MP Rob Wilson has written to the Leader of the House, the PM and the Speaker to very publicly blow up the row over the appointment of the new Clerk of the House:

“Media reports suggest, as does the Australian Senate website, that Ms Mill’s Department of Parliamentary Services oversaw the CCTV ‘spying’ on a senior Labor Senator’s office for the purpose of unmasking a whistle-blower and also recorded a Senator’s movements. The Senate Privileges Committee has a significant investigation underway which apparently will report early next year, March 2015.

In these circumstances, how can we possibly appoint a Clerk of the House of Commons who is under investigation for a serious breach of parliamentary privilege? Should we not await the investigation being carried out by the highly respected cross-party Australian Senate Committee?

Likewise, it is reported today that the Speaker (as a compromise to critics) is now considering a split in this historic role. I seriously doubt the merit of this proposal and agree with Sir Robert Rogers when he said: “I can’t think of more than half a dozen chief executive-type decisions that I have had to take over the last three years that haven’t had to be very closely informed by a profound knowledge of the house and what the house will take. So the two roles are inextricably intertwined.” Furthermore it would not overcome the concerns outlined above regarding Senate Committee investigation into Ms Mills.

I therefore urge you and the Prime Minister to use your good offices to find a way to block the appointment of Mrs Mills, at least until such time that matters become clearer. It could prove extremely damaging to both Parliament, and to all concerned with Ms Mills’s appointment to do otherwise.”

The Speaker will take great pleasure in swiftly replying, no doubt.


  1. 1
    non taxable pikey says:

    The Borders Agency or whatever they call themselves today are not fit for purpose. 15 more economic migrants in a truck.

  2. 2
    The Public Domain says:

    Oh No…


  3. 3
  4. 4

    Hopefully something will happen to stop that annoying Bercow

  5. 5
    Eddie Stobart Bus Tours. says:

    Just on a day trip from Somalia, what is your problem?

  6. 6
    Not In My Name says:

    Why does she remind me of Lynn Homer?

  7. 7
    John Bercow says:

    Does he not know I am Capo di tutti capi?

    Public domain or not he is fucking toast.

  8. 8
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    bercow must resign.

  9. 9
    Neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Who cares what she got up to in Australia ? The point is; she is a foreigner !!! Surely the position should go to a Brit ?

  10. 10
    The Guardian says:

    Conservative MP’s half-brother charged with sexually abusing schoolboys
    Charles Napier, half-brother of Maldon MP John Whittingdale, accused of 21 counts of assault between 1968 and 1973

  11. 11
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Mrs Mills? I thought that she had stopped playing the piano and was dead.

  12. 12
    Nice one, Cyril says:

    Do come back and let us know if he’s convicted.

  13. 13
    ECHR says:

    There must be a Romanian who is suitable for this position without importing another immigrant.

  14. 14
    Schweizermag says:

    Wouldn’t have had these problems with two ton Tessie O’Shea

  15. 15
    Not In My Name says:

    Because most employers do like to be clear that prospective employees do not gave any “history”.

    Such as a pending Australian Senate Priviliges Committee Investigation into allegations of ” improper interference or attempted improper onterferrnce with the free performance…of their duties

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    She was very fat too

  17. 17
    The Commons Speaker's wife (or slag) says:

    Hopefully something will happen that will keep annoying Bercow.

  18. 18
    Iam Damnably Stupid says:

    There is not, and never was, anything called Universal Credit.

  19. 19
    idon'tneednodoctor says:

    british jobs for british workers.

  20. 20
    The butler's sloshed says:

    I’m free…

  21. 21
    Nigella Fromage says:

    and it’s going to be a long long time,

    ’till touchdown brings me round again to find,

    I’m not the man you thought I was at all,

  22. 22
    rubbish magic part 2 says:

    What a cow! Britain should get rid of the soviet Hunt!

  23. 23
    Jim says:

    Is that allegation based on one phone call or two?
    Who owns the Media Rights?

  24. 24
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    I think the Roma Runt is already employed!

  25. 25
    Stu says:

    Come on Guido, when is Bercow in the cross hairs. I can’t wait for the slimy overbearing little shit to be taken down.

    When he goes so does slapper Sally which makes it even better.

  26. 26
    Speaker's New Enforcer says:

    Shut your mouf or I’ll shut it for ya.

  27. 27
    Lucky Mike says:

    Our great Tories had a chance to kick Bercow out, there was vote on his appointment, only a couple of Tory MPs vote against. So all these dicks who complain now missed there chance because they didn’t have the balls to vote him out!

  28. 28

    Strange how this vile government has appealed against the deportation of one australian woman . and is seeking to employ another .
    The one they wish to deport is eight months pregnant ,married to British citizen and is the mother of two other children.
    I can see why she must be deported, after all she is of British extraction, and her grandfathers probably fought for the empire , it isn’t as if she is a Somali ‘refugee’ or even an East European Gypsy waving a shiny new bulgarian passport.

  29. 29
    Unspeakable Pervert says:

    Absolutely no need to employ random Aussie bints since I’LL willingly do the dwarf’s fetching and carrying in return for a crack at Sally once or twice a week/day/hour.

    After all, everyone else seems to have been there: I’m feeling left out.

  30. 30
    Jolly John The Woolsack Dwarf says:

    Oh Sally ! I love it when it’s YOUR turn to be the man.

  31. 31
    Slurpin' Dick Turpin. says:

    Better be careful: the last bloke to go down on her coughed and got his head stuck. Took half a dozen firemen pulling on his legs to break the suction, poor sod.

    Apparently it’s more capacious than the Blackwall Tunnel but not so well lighted FYI.

  32. 32
    Mata Hari says:

    oversaw the CCTV ‘spying’ ….. perfectly suited for the job move along nothing to see here

  33. 33
    Jack Russell says:

    I thought she did the problem page in the Sunday Telegraph.

  34. 34
    Jack Russell says:

    He’s a f0ur x tw0 so Guid0 won’t do him.

  35. 35
    Roger Dewhurst says:

    Australians need a work permit to work in Britain. All the Home Office has to do is to refuse her a work permit. That ends the problem.

  36. 36
    Anon but Voting UKIP @ 2015 GE...... says:

    Once a berk then always a fcuking berk !!

    with a fish wife thrown in as well & who’s

    aim is being open all hours !!!!!

    ‘ arkwright would ROFLFHO x 2………

  37. 37
    loyal goyfawks says:

    Guido knows which side his blog is buttered. He’ll never touch the third rail.

  38. 38
    Convict go home says:

    If Berk is suggesting the job is split, that is an acknowledgement that she isn’t up to the job.

    And would the salary be split between two people too

  39. 39

    It is within living memory that all the old commonwealth dominions shared a common citizenship and were able to move at will without visas or work permits ,the traitor Heath put paid to that , in his desperation to be ruled from Brussels .
    Thanks to the EU our own kith and kin are relegated to the back of the immigration channel at the airports ,behind Romanian gypsies with their filthy children and TB coughs .

  40. 40
    Roger Dewhurst says:

    I agree with you. I am permitted to return to Britain but my wife, a New Zealander, is not permitted to remain more than a few weeks or months.
    However, rules being as they are, they might as well be used to advantage in this particular case.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    plenty of canadians out there

  42. 42
    Observer says:

    A blind man could see that this is a nonsenical, partisan and contrived appointment.

    If parliament can’t stop tripe like this then there truly is no hope for us.

  43. 43

    It is done just to rub your nose in diversity it seems New Zealanders of British extraction are simply not diverse enough ,indeed some are more diverse than others.
    May a suggest you extend her next visit by getting her to wear a head to toe black sack , nobody in authority will dare to challenge her presence , indeed she will find all manner of privileges she did not know existed , she will be able to glide through immigration with barely a glance.
    I can understand any reluctance on her behalf to comply , with this option but I’m sure if you point out the advantages she will in time learn to accept what is after all a minor inconvenience.

  44. 44
    majorfrustration says:

    Dave does not have the back bone to standup for anything

  45. 45
    Roger Dewhurst says:

    Spine and David Cameron should never appear in the same sentence. He has no more sine than a jellyfish.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    “Tories Very Publicly Break Cover in Speaker Row”
    to specify the installation of an eighteen inch woofer directly opposite the existing matching speaker. In order to produce the illusion of stereo…

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