August 18th, 2014

We’re All Gone On A Summer Holiday


196 Comments

  1. 1
    dai yawning says:

    so you have got out of bed today

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 4
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Looking forward to the book review. Wonder what bollox the hypocritical little cnut has come up with this time.

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  3. 6
    Useless fat fuck says:

    This is one of the better stories Guido has broken this year

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  4. 7
    Enjoy this summer! says:

    This will be the last summer we are able to enjoy with common sense if Milishit and Harperson and Ballsup wins next year.

    So enjoy it now people. Next year we wont be able to enjoy freedom or relax. I think people should appreciate the safety peace and security the Tories under David Cameron has given us all with thaeir leadership of purpose.

    Next year we’ll be back to credit cards, flat broke and have our freedoms curtailed by Brussels and Harperson. At least David Cameron is a respected world statesman same as Blair and Thatcher and can stand up to the world!

    Milishit could not and cannot do it!

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    • 17
      nell. says:

      Not to worry I’m more likely to travel to the moon for next year’s summer hols than militwit and bullybals are to get elected to no 10 and no11 in 2015

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    • 18
      Tachybaptus says:

      When ‘Cameron’ and ‘respected’ occur in the same sentence, it usually includes ‘not’.

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    • 20
      We're going abroad next May says:

      We are renting a house abroad and leaving this country on 8 May 2015 and cashing in everything we own. If Tories win we will be back the following May. If Liebour win we’ll rent another house in France and sell UK one!

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      • 23
        Tachybaptus says:

        In the circumstances, France seems a very poor choice.

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      • 27
        I'll buy your house!!!! says:

        Sell to me. I will give you low price now and when you return under Tories in 2020 your house -which will be my house – will be worth so much more I can then buy your rented house In France and retire!

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      • 139
        Judge Jeffreys says says:

        LOL, they are moving to France to escape la merde hitting le fan! Priceless. What twats.

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      • 177

        you rich show off bastards !

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      • 188
        Anonymous says:

        Here’s the bad news.

        If the Scottish go for broke the North and Wales will go for it eventually and numpties like you will have to buy in The South.

        It’s a bit like Kiev needs Donbass and the East of Ukraine otherwise all you will have is a capital city with no Capital. Capital is gained from exploiting labour not clipping share coupons.

        If you thing the big boys in The City of London will help you out with low interest rates think again. 6 percent minimum next year for the borrowers.

        p.s. I live in France and they are copying the UK with higher taxes on ordinary people and cutting back on the Welfare State.

        You have obviously never met a Socialist because Hollande says he is but he isn’t.

        The next Labour Government will have to carry out 60% of the planned austerity in the next 5 years.

        Expect riots.

        Have a nice life and keep any eye on your savings and bank account.

        p.s Ask yourself thisquestion: Do you actually ‘own ‘ anything or are you a borrower. If you are a borrower put your tinhat on now.

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    • 28
      Joe Public says:

      A comedian.

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      • 37
        Enjoy this summer! says:

        None of you will be laughing when Milishit is in. None of you. We will all be in prison and Guido will no doubt be shutdown by Harperson’s “balance in the media act”!

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        • 48
          Agreed, but... says:

          Do not disagree with any of the above sentiments. However, the electorate will vote as they wish, regardless of our warnings to try and stop the rot. What can common sense people do to stop Militant? Can he be stopped? The reality will be a living horror show but what can we do?

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          • Vote Tory vote often! says:

            Vote Tory, join the Tories and fight for them if you really want to stop Ed M.

            Good men are doing nothing!

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          • nell. says:

            Well if it should happen we shall stand back and watch with interest. It will, of course be a short term disaster 1000 times worse han gurninggordon’s tenure of no 10. But! it will be the end of labour and at the 2019/2020 election they will be finished, a truly spent and discredited force.

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          • We can do nothing individually if the collective riotous crowd is allowed to have its head and vote with its genitalia.

            Except possibly extend a warm embrace to
            the incoming …………… Armageddon.

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          • SherryBlue says:

            Will Lady Hodge get her old job back, as Minister for Children? She deserves it. Or does she? Will Ballsie really have the sauce to be Chancellor again. Who will be PM? Not Miliwank?

            My husband and I are on tour – see us at the Shepherds Bush Empire.
            £20k a ticket.

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    • 94
      non taxable pikey says:

      Next year! It all goes to ratshite in November mate, QMV arrives.

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    • 176

      Do you think Harperson will be Minister of Food and rename it The Pie Exchange?

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  5. 9
    Supermarket stock checking nazi says:

    Today i will be mainly around Aldi

    You will comply

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    • 86
      Brummie says:

      Good luck with tht one…
      Take a look around any midlands Sainsbury store, and all you see is burka-covered staff, and Romanians outside the store covering themselves in blankets like a reminder of H-block turdmerchants.

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    • 179

      ANGELA SMIRK-LE SAYS

      Ve haff veys of making you stack shelves and accept zero hours contracts…………Schweinhund !!

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  6. 10
    NO SEATS NIGEL says:

    I’ll be having an early summer holiday next May. Cheers.

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    • 77
      nell. says:

      I reckon they may win about 3 seats which will be a good start – but just to get farage into the HoC will be a breath of fresh air

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  7. 12
    Joe Public says:

    Vote UKIP and send the Tilbury immigrants home.

    Or vote FibLabCon and get f’ucked over, again.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Won’t be greatly missed, I suspect.

    Guido’s blog has been in sad decline for more than a year now.

    Usually just visit for the comments/comic section now.

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    • 19
      Moshe says:

      Since we own him now, that’s the intention! Ve must order him to mod out all the criticism of us in de comments though. Oy Vey!

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    • 21
      Tachybaptus says:

      Sadly, even the comments are dominated by one-track maniacs banging on endlessly about their obsessions.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 31
        táxpáyér says:

        Moshy, slowmo, hasbro is 3,2,1…

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      • 34
        Blowing Balloons says:

        Oi! Watch it, mush!

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      • 150
        Anonymous says:

        Clearly, being unable to see anything wrong with killing school children, the IDF lovers are forever going on about their heroes. Really sad.

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        • 161
          Israeli says:

          Anti-semite!
          God gave us the right to kill school children because ve are ze chosen ones.
          The IDF are God’s angels incarnate and you G o y are just here to serve us.
          Our chief Rabbi Ovadia Yosef even said so.
          Now go and have another war with Muslims for us, donkeyschmuck.

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    • 30
      Hitler had the right idea says:

      everything started to decline when I left
      Now Guido looks like Jo Brand and is assisted by two Tory wannabes in elastic braces and a pensioner who looks like he provides Werthers Mints outside schools

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  9. 14
    Ed Milishambles says:

    It’s good to see it’s not just the Labour Party that can fuck up the simplest of things.

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    • 16
      Baroness Warsi says:

      Howzat!

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      • 24
        Sayonara Warsi says:

        I resigned just at the point that the leaders ensured a ceasefire.

        What a foolish women I look now.

        Luckily I didn’t resign from the Lords or I’d have no job and no income and no prospects.

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        • 182

          There s always Toynbee Hall Sayeeda now that John Profumo has long vacated that post .

          Does nt pay much if at all — but hell will it give you a warm glow of satisfaction —- of having helped the poor and downtridden, who as
          I m sure you know are always with us … ….

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          • SherryBlue says:

            “I will not bomb anywhere, tonight. Tomorrow? Who knows. WE have to keep those Turks (is that right?) in order. I’m looking after our hard-working families and the million anti-social families as well. You can see I’ve got my work cut-out. How long now? Only 9 months – really?
            I’d better get over to the Job Centre”. (“Hello Bankers”!)
            CMD

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  10. 15
    Gordon McBreath says:

    To whoever posted the comment about having a prime time dump..the one that come out like a torpedo and weighed 459g.

    I am still waiting for the photos so I can include it in my next book.

    THE GROWTH OF THE BRITISH BUM FLUSH..HOW LABOUR’S FIVE A DAY LED TO A 0% INCREASE IN SOLID WASTE.

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  11. 22
    Julian Ass says:

    I’m sneaking out now. Whilst Guido is away.

    hehehehe

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    • 183

      I did not realise Team Guido worked out if the Ecuadorian Embassy Jules.
      Did they forget to lock you in prior to getting on their charabanc to Southend with a crate if pale ale in the back seat ?

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  12. 33
    David Cameron says:

    I am going to defeat ISIS without any ground troops or indeed without any military force. What I intend to do is learn to become a powerful wizard and use my magic to destroy the insurgents. I have summoned Daniel Radcliffe and Ian McKellen to a COBRA meeting this evening where I will ask them to teach me their spells.

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  13. 36
    Elsie at the Fox & Werrity says:

    These container people – if they paid someone to come here, does that make them tourists?

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  14. 38
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    Olwyn Jones will be holidaying on Mykonos with the following books

    Das Kapital
    Mein camp
    Buggery for boys
    50 shades of brown
    the joy of removing mens kecks

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  15. 43
    Farley the Charley says:

    Cameron looking for his own war before May 2015, you have 640 MPs give them gu ns and let them go to war, leave our military out of it, how many countries does the world have, how about all the getting together in a group let’s call it the United Nations and let them sort it out, you Camoron and the LibLabCons and your Liberal lefties have destroyed this country, we cannot afford to be the country of choice for the trash of the world for immigration and benefits and charity, seeing we the tax payer and all the children into many years into the future will be paying for this because of you and your corrupt mates, May 2015 is not too far away Camoron have you ordered your removal van.

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  16. 44
    M103 says:

    It would have been “nice” if CallMe had actually had Parliament back to allow him to start another war.

    Now we know, that, as many of us forecast on here, it’s mission creep. That is, if it was ever intended NOT to creep

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  17. 45

    Ben Franklin:

    ‘Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.’

    But is L’ondon becoming more like the Meanwhile City of Franklyn ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  18. 47
    George Osborne's cat says:

    Anyone who doubts that Islamic Fundamentalism is already embedded in our society only needs to walk the streets of London, or should that now be Londonistan.

    I suggest starting at Whitechapel Market. You would be forgiven for thinking you are in Saudi Arabia if you went there and saw all the burka clad girls and the boys in dresses going to and from the madrassas where all manner of rubbish is taught. Last time I was there, I got into a three way conversation with a so-called ‘moderate’ muslim (an oxymoron if ever their was one) and a Jehovah’s Witness who was trying to convert him.

    I cannot repeat what the ‘moderate’ Muslim was saying about the J e w s, but it was roughly similar to what I used to hear when I taught in the Islamic Republic of Westminster.

    IN that borough – where the seat of government lies – in 2007 I was told at a teaching conference that 80% of the children in its secondary schools were children with Muslim parents. Most of the kids I taught went to ‘moderate’ mosques too, again, I cannot repeat what they used to say to me when they found out that I was living in lodgings at the time with a J e w i s h family.

    Parents evenings were fun there. Suppose I had refused to speak to or shake hands with a parent because they were black. How long would my teaching career have lasted? Yet, it was ROUTINE that there were certain parents who would not deal with you or even shake hands with you because you were not Muslim. And the school just accepted it.

    One of the boys I taught brought me in a Muslim parents guide he’d got from his ‘moderate’ mosque. This lovely little tome contained for example, directions to parents to instruct their children against having non-Muslim friends. But, if the inevitable were to happen, those children were to be instructed to ensure they used a lesser greeting to their non-Muslim friends than their Muslim ones.

    The brainwashing that went on with these kids was scandalous. 13 year old boys ought to be interested in girls and football, but not these kids. They didn’t go to Scouts, youth clubs or all the other things 13 year olds do, because as they would tell me time after time, they were only interested in learning more about their religion. And so, night after night, they put on their little dresses and skull caps and trooped down the mosque.

    And because that has been allowed to happen entirely unchallenged – and often wholly supported by THE LEFT of all people – we are now facing the massive threat of Islamist fundamentalism on our own shores.

    Mr Cameron, when are you going to wake up and smell the caliphate?

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    • 54
      táxpáyér says:

      their importation has kept down wages but more importantly kept rents high, and the liblabcon party are there to ensure rent-seeking continues above all else.

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    • 65
      Hitler had the right idea says:

      It ill be funny when “tolerant” Olwyn Jones is doing the tyburn jig

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      • 155
        Anonymous says:

        Did not Hitler have the hard-right idea? For the SS, while murdering scum, were very smart. And he did get the trains to run on time.

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    • 68
      The public says:

      One paragraph summary please mate.

      No one is going to read all that shite

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      • 81
        Boris Spasticky says:

        Second time he’s posted it, it was boring then.

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      • 95
        Norm Normal says:

        I read it yesterday too. Enjoyed it both times. Tallies with the stories of victims of white flight. I have heard several since the late 80s about non-muslims being forced out of schools in certain areas.

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      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      Like all kids they’ll react against their parents. Once they discover the delights of ale and loose English women with big bums, they’ll integrate all right.

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    • 123
      A Groomer says:

      Don’t you mean ’13 boys ought to be interested in girls’ ?

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    • 137
      Stop Sharia In Its Tracks says:

      Yep, sadly our political elite – both right and left actually – refuse to addess these truths. Not even UKIP dares address them.

      We need to move legally against Sharia law, unsupervised Sharia education, polygamy, cousin marriage, female apartheid, and linguistic separatism.

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    • 153
      Col. Nut says:

      The Islamic Stench was noted as a feature of the Taliban in Afghanistan where residents of Kabul spoke of the smell of their urine and faeces when they arrived in the city. And there was the Nigerian Islamist whose underpants bomb failed to ignite properly on the plane as he hadn’t changed them for a week.

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    • 162
      ZlOLoon says:

      Good post, Hasbara komrade!
      Wind up those schmuck Goy against the Mozzies enemies and then we can ca$h in on selling them arm$ when they kill each other! Bwahahahahaha!

      Not had a good “terrorist attack” recently though, must do something about that, Oy Vey!

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    • 189
      Anonymous says:

      Here’s the bad news.

      If the Scottish go for broke the North and Wales will go for it eventually and numpties like you will have to buy in The South.

      It’s a bit like Kiev needs Donbass and the East of Ukraine otherwise all you will have is a capital city with no Capital. Capital is gained from exploiting labour not clipping share coupons.

      If you thing the big boys in The City of London will help you out with low interest rates think again. 6 percent minimum next year for the borrowers.

      p.s. I live in France and they are copying the UK with higher taxes on ordinary people and cutting back on the Welfare State.

      You have obviously never met a Socialist because Hollande says he is but he isn’t.

      The next Labour Government will have to carry out 60% of the planned austerity in the next 5 years.

      Expect riots.

      Have a nice life and keep any eye on your savings and bank account.

      p.s Ask yourself thisquestion: Do you actually ‘own ‘ anything or are you a borrower. If you are a borrower put your tinhat on now.

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    • 190
      Anonymous says:

      Whole heartedly agree.

      One cannot walk down a London street these days and find a fellow in a bowler hat.

      I blame that Powell fella for importing the proletariat by ship.

      If only we could have forced the lazy white people in those days to pick up the baton and clean our hospitals and conduct our buses and so on.

      Of course that was our Bolshy workers wherein which they had their pick of employment and had us bourgois over a barrel.

      Now the boot’s on the other foot send Johnny Foreigner back to whence he came and have at the underclass do the jobs for half the price and be done with it.

      American foreign policy has ensured that myself and my good lady wife ( Deidre ) can go on three holidays a year to overseas shores un molested and unhindered.

      Except for Ukraine ,Iraq ,Afghanistan, Syria, Israel, Iran, Venuzuela and most of Africa and possibly Scotland as well as avoiding terrorist hotspots.

      All in all the good old Yanks have done a good job of winning over hearts and minds.

      Good on ‘em.

      p..s Deidre and I are planning on a little ski-ing holiday in Switzerland. Let’s hope the Romanche separatists don’t have a go at the ski lifts? otherwise we’re beggared. The old pins are not as good as they once were.

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  19. 49
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    Any terror attacks by IS supporters in Britain will be directly caused by Cameron’s decision to get involved in this mess.

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    • 78
      The public says:

      That is possibly the most twattish thing anyone has ever said on this blog.

      So its quite an achievement

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    • 92
      Cpl Hicks says:

      Any terror attacks by IS supporters in Britain will be directly caused by Tony Blair and New Labour.

      Fixed it for you.

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      • 127
        The two Muppets says:

        Any terror attacks by IS supporters in Britain will be directly caused
        by Miliband and Labour who backed Assad and Putin a while back
        when they voted down a motion to threaten Assad if he did not stop
        bombing and murdering his own people . IS only came about because
        of the indecision of the West at that time .

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      • 158
        Anonymous says:

        Another achievement. That is the most twattish thing anyone has said on this blog. Well, for an hour or two at least.

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    • 106
      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      No reason not to get involved. They won’t go away if you stick your head in the sand.

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  20. 50
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    I will now be changing my shopping habits and shall patronise Mohammed Al Sainsburys market stall
    all meat is fly blown
    shoplifters wiil have their hands chopped off
    Alcohol Haaram, same with pork and shellfish
    bin liners with eyeholes as pacamacs for ladies who will be unable to enter the store unaccompanied by a close male rrelative
    just incasr any infidel is driven wild with lust when they look upon our morbidly obese women folk

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    • 114
      RomaBert... says:

      Security provided by the IDF :)

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    • 121
      WoRaft Chihuahua says:

      Is it possible that burqhas are a cause of obesity as they tend to promote depression, isolation, sedentary semi-imprisonment, and hence comfort-eating?

      If so, maybe there are health grounds for banning them.

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      • 149
        Yup, spot on says:

        Yup, spot on good lady. Every muzzy female rapidly puts on weight the moment she turns 20. Just walk down any muzzy infested High Street for proof. Same all over the muzzy world not just in Britain. Look at Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei etc – fatty puddings galore all wearing outsize robes to hide their morbid obesity which they will never shed. Their husbands will not let them sit on their laps for fear of damaging themselves!

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        • 151
          Tinfoil Hat Maker says:

          Not to mention their beards and taches . More billowing than their menfolk

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          • Grenville Smith-Jones from Somerset honest says:

            Oy Vey! All this Hasb comradeship here reminds my of my days in the IDF gutshooting Pals. Did we laugh!

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  21. 51
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Today I shall be listening to 80’s music and looking at pictures of Ian Botham’s todger. Good bye.

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  22. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Send in U.S. B52s to carpet bomb the Islamic State. The more ordinance dumped on them the better. They cannot be reasoned with

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  23. 57
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    The US and UK military are going into Iraq to help ISIS.

    The purpose of ISIS is to help create a Greater Israel.

    In order to create a Greater Israel the following countries have to be broken up: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait.

    ISIS began its invasion of Iraq from NATO-member Turkey.

    In order to trick the public in the USA and UK, ISIS has produced photographs of various ‘atrocities’.

    ISIS managed remarkably quickly to control a large part of Iraq.

    Reportedly the ISIS forces have been trained and armed by the USA and its allies.

    Above, we see a U.S. military airstrike on a Humvee near the Mosul Dam.

    The USA and UK may now be pretending to attack ISIS, while actually secretly helping them.

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    • 67
      táxpáyér says:

      What colour is the sky on your planet?

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    • 73
      Repost says:

      Repost from yesterday….everyone thought it was shit then too.

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    • 73
      Anonymous says:

      Wibble tinfoil hatstand teabag rocket.

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    • 85
      nell. says:

      A study of the last 100 years of Middle East History may just give you a more educated and balanced perspective. Other than that there appe a r s to be no hope for you.

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    • 97
      Dr Specialist says:

      A classic case students..quite common, but still changeling..The patient searches the internet until they find someone who has a similar philosophy. Usually Nazi or religious .. Anyone who “disagrees” is “part of the conspiracy”

      Nurse- 25mg of bonkerzaprime and 5mg of loonyomellow.
      twice a day.
      If delusions persist put his genitals in a cuff.

      next patient..”ahh, Mr Brown, how are we today? Still saving the world..good..good..”.

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    • 120
      Tinfoil Hat Maker says:

      Tinfoil hat (single layer) £1
      Tinfoil hat (double layer) £2

      Premium Range (4 layers with added Faraday Cage for peace of mind) £25

      Order now while stocks last !

      p+p £1.50

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    • 163
      Anonymous says:

      Give the CIA has a history of backing terror groups, is it not possible that the USA is putting on show of bombing ISIS in Iraq (for the folks back home) – while continuing to fund and train all kinds of murdering gangs in Syria?

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  24. 60
    Russ Conway says:

    Cliffie, Harry, Kitty – whatever. Don’t come back to the UK from the Algarve. Just don’t.

    It’s the 1950’s Vice Squad revisited. You know you will end up in a cell with that awful hairy Australian, giving flute lessons to CAVEMEN. And think how cruel the court cartoonists will be with your turkey neck problem.

    Darling, use your lawyers. Develop a fear of flying, asthma, aphids – whatever. It’s only for a couple of years – you know that Dr Mengele’s needlework is all going to come undone with a ‘pop’ sometime soon.

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  25. 69
    Religious zealots says:

    She was raped, asked for an abortion, went on hunger strike, was required to sit in front of a panel of assessors to see if she met the risk if suicide, they waited 13 weeks before that appointment ….and then when the foetus was 26 weeks, she was forced to have a Caesarian section.

    Welcome to modern Republic of Ireland

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  26. 70
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    Ill pay good money for those

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  27. 80
    Mark Carney and his Flying Circus says:

    Everyone is entitled to holidays and expense accounts.

    Liked by 1 person

  28. 82
    Ctesibius says:

    I wrote to ‘The Office of Tony Blair’ a while ago to ask how much the great man is paid to be ‘Peace Envoy’ to the Middle East. I received no reply.

    My proposal is that however much it is, we club together and offer him even more to be ‘War Envoy’ to the Middle East. On past form that should bring World Peace in quite a short time.

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  29. 83
    Cynic says:

    Couldn’t organise a piss up then>???

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  30. 87
    Rightie Righton says:

    Funny how you righties went all silent on the issue of kiddie fiddling politicians when the attention turned to Tory nonces. The sensible position to take would be to condemn nonces on all sides whatever your politics and to demand all the p*edos, whether Labour, Tory or Lib Dem, are brought to justice. Blair protected his fiddlers with his D notice on Operation Ore, which Cameron’s done fuck all about, but when the reports about Tory fiddlers came out, suddenly it was no longer a matter of justice but “bedwetters and their hysteria”. So when a Labour pervert abuses kids, it’s disgusting, but when a Tory does it, it’s all “hysteria” and the victims were just working class orphans anyway and who gives a fuck about them.

    A p*edophile at the centre of a forthcoming historical abuse inquiry advised the Home Office on changes to the residential child care system. Peter Righton gave “considerable assistance” as an expert in child care to a government report in 1970. He had earlier left a teaching job over complaints of child abuse. He later became a member of a pro-p*edophile campaign group. Righton died in 2007.

    A former care professional familiar with the events said Righton travelled extensively carrying out research work during the period he contributed to the project and had been to children’s homes “all over the country” including Stoke-on-Trent, Wolverhampton, Rochdale and Preston. The former worker said that Righton had claimed that he “took boys out” and had also said he used “sexual” language with them. The source added that the words Righton had exchanged with the boys were “not something that you would have in a healthy conversation with a child”.

    By the mid-1970s, Righton had become a founding member of the P*edophile Information Exchange (PIE) which advocated sexual relationships between adults and children. Righton, who studied classics at Oxford University, was “deeply involved with the cult of the classical world that was very important to… the p*edophile movement”, focusing on stories of “Greek love” between men and young boys. Some of Righton’s interests were reflected in the Home Office advisory report. The section of the report which credited Righton called for residential child care workers to be trained in “the growth of civilisation” and “aesthetic values”.

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    • 96
      Neil Down says:

      If you think anyone right wing still defends the Tory party, you need to re-educate yourself.

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    • 98
      Cpl Hicks says:

      You are a fuckwit and I claim my £5

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    • 99
      Neil Down says:

      Also, aren’t you describing the exact same behaviour of Tom Watson and all the Labour p*edo hunters? Where is their enthusiasm for taking down the notorious nonce ring in the Yorkshire Labour Party and the suspected one in Blair’s cabinet?

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      • 105
        Cpl Hicks says:

        Mr Fuckwit carefully ignored the D Notices served after Dun’blane.

        He’s obviously another sad twat lefty more concerned about political point scoring than the actual crimes.

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    • 103
      Boris Spasticky says:

      A peedo is a peedo.

      Something you’re not telling us?

      Ask your hero Hattie.

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    • 134
      The British media are cunts says:

      Are you bonkers? Plenty on here have had a go at the pervs and nonces in all parties, including the Tory scum.

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  31. 91
    The parliamentary Tory party says:

    We’re all going on a bummer holiday.
    No more breeders for a week or two.
    Fun and laughter on our bummer holiday.
    Just like Eton after lights out. Ooh!

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    • 107
      Britain will soon be an Islamic State if we don't get rid of the LibLabCon says:

      A splendid effort. Another couple of verses and that’s next year’s Eurovision in the bag. :-)

      Like

    • 125
      Dangerous Brian says:

      We’re going where the bottom clenches tightly
      We’re going where the girls are few
      We’ve bu mmed them in our home towns
      So lets b um them somewhere new

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      • 131
        Dangerous Brian says:

        Everybody loves a b ummers holiday
        Bumming b*ys of every hue
        F*lching and r*mming on our b ummers holiday
        To make their dreams come true
        For a b oy or two,

        Like

  32. 101
    EC1 PhD says:

    Anyone who worries about what Owen Jones thinks about their holiday reading, definitely needs a holiday.

    Like

    • 112
      Owen "Brownshirt" Jones says:

      I usually take colouring books on my holidays, but very often the crayons melt in the sun.

      This year, though, I will be taking Mein Kampf.

      He was right, you know.

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    • 157
      Norwegian Blue says:

      Owen Jones thinks ? Who knew ?

      Like

  33. 111
    Jimmy says:

    Holiday from what exactly?

    Like

    • 130
      Paniagua says:

      You, for a start.

      Like

      • 141
        Ed Moribund says:

        Hello? Birdworld? Look…i made certain promises..so can you please let me have 42million owls ?

        Like

    • 147
      Cpl Hicks says:

      Nice one jimmy….fuckwittery doesn’t take a holiday when you’re concerned.

      Just remind us the name of that hugely popular and successful politics blog site you run again?

      Like

  34. 119
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    ban all containers that can float. pump all uk bound containers foll of co2
    drive lorries axel deep in bleach at ports of entry

    Like

  35. 136
    Sainsburys says:

    Free yellow stars with all kosher food.

    Like

  36. 142
    BLACK FLAG OF PEACE says:

    Talkin’ ’bout
    Hey now
    Hey now
    ISIS ISIS an nay
    Jockomo feena ah na nay
    Jockomo feena nay

    Like

    • 195
      Diggergrave says:

      I’ve just seen a couple of those ISIS ‘blokes in McSainsburys. Might have been two of their wimmin tho’ Long dresses and slits for their eyes in the tea towel.

      Like

  37. 143
  38. 146
    Julian Ass says:

    I have been in a room, never going outside, for over two years now. My skin is whiter than a marshmallow. I have been staring at the internet for so long my eyes have squinted up like one of those cave dwelling slugs. My brain hurts from all the weird web sites I have read.

    But I can take it no more.I’m sick…and getting sicker…so I’m leaving the embassy and will surely be carried off by the authorities.

    So you won’t be reading my Blowing Whistle posts any longer.

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    • 154
      No 145 says:

      PS: But just wait to see what comes out by the truckload the moment the Yanks get me. You ain’t seen nuffink yet people!

      Like

  39. 148
    Owen Jones's mum says:

    Why is Mr Forks so obsessed with my little Owen?

    He’s only a silly little boy, and Gheedough should find some friends his own age to play with.

    Like

  40. 166
    Sainsburys says:

    What do you think of our new advertising campaign?

    Like

  41. 196
    Eliza says:

    Holidays, someone have it everyday. Eliza

    Like


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