August 18th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Mid-Morning View


100 Comments

  1. 1
    Yasser Araffat Burger says:

    He really is an odious, incomeptent, hectoring runt.

  2. 2
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Oh Carol I am but a fool!

  3. 3
    unbiased says:

    Anti-semite!

  4. 4
    sally ber.... says:

    I wrote that yesterday.

  5. 5
    fhip says:

    Let me guess, Michael Parkinson and Skippy?

  6. 6
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Advance Australia Unfair

  7. 7

    Are Sainbury’s going to be introducing a new line of non-kosher kangaroo bread ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  8. 8
    A laundry basket says:

    Waltzing Matilda and a piccaninny?

  9. 9
    Spartacus says:

    Is it Julian Assange?

  10. 10
    BBC liars says:

    BBC mouth piece: We call them stowaways not immigrants (in fact we now use the term migrants, because immigrants tells the nasty truth).

    These are not illegal immigrants at Tilbury docks, that paid to get here and should be sent straight home.

    No, they are poor people that have been exploited by people traffickers and us nice kindly British tax payers should pick up the bill, for their benefits, housing, NHS and their whole family that no doubt will follow soon.

  11. 11
    Diane Abbott says:

    WAAAAYCIST!

  12. 12
    Chukker says:

    Excuse me — I’m the only piccaninny in the Westminster Village

  13. 13

    Very nearly Rich’s Monday Afternoon View. Rich does however capture the essential awfulness of the Squeaker’s character, so on those grounds it was worth waiting for.

  14. 14

    Bercow has to go. He is a disgrace

  15. 15
    A laundry basket says:

    Better ask the majority shareholders for their opinion. Write to 35 High Street, Doha…

    As of May 2011, the largest Sainsbury family shareholders are Lord Sainsbury of Turville with 4.99%, with Judith Portrait the trustee of various Sainsbury settlements and charitable trusts holding 3.92%.

    The largest overall shareholder is the sovereign wealth fund of Qatar, the Qatar Investment Authority, who hold 25.999% of the company.[5] It is listed on the London Stock Exchange and is a constituent of the FTSE 100 Index.

  16. 16
    Diane Abbott says:

    WAAAAYCIST!

  17. 17
    Traitor Dave says:

    Every immigrant is always welcome in our ConLibLab paradise

  18. 18
    Peter Righton, convicted paedophile (of the MET) says:

    I’m innocent.

  19. 19
    A laundry basket says:

    The bog’s over there >>>>>>>>>>>>

  20. 20
    BBC NEWS AGENDA says:

    Dont mention Tescos

  21. 21
    Jimmy, Rolf, Stuart says:

    Hi Pete.

  22. 22
    Morgan's Organ says:

    And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong
    “You’ll come a-waltzing young Carol with me!”

  23. 23
    dai yawning says:

    gf – have you just got out of bed?

  24. 24
    Owhine Jones says:

    Just a load of nice Muslims sorting the products.

  25. 25
    grumpyoldmanfrance says:

    I do not agree. His artistry skill are abominable and his humour is sick.

  26. 26
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    Can you give us an outline of UK Foreign policy pertaining to the Middle East, please Mr Kangaroo.

  27. 27

    You should also point out that Q’atar are one of the major backers of H’amas, along with T’urkey at present.

    Just for completeness.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  28. 28
    Boris Spasticky says:

    Carol is way uglier than that Carolroo hybrid.

  29. 29
    Paedophile is a word awaiting moderation says:

    BIG BIG BIG story party poopers!

  30. 30
    Skippy says:

    click….click, click, click….click….click…..click, *#@”!….click, click, click….

  31. 31
    Cynic says:

    Every time I see Bercow I just miss Spitting Image soooooooo much

  32. 32
    Rich to be sacked says:

    It’s Massa M_rdoch and Gheedough!

  33. 33
    Cynic says:

    So thats why they did it then!!!!

  34. 34
    Herr A Hitler cpl says:

    I woke up this morning to find that I never went England as no german jackboots stood on English soil.

    My bombing raids and V rockets from the air did not count as war according to Mr Cameron.

  35. 35
    Ed Deveraux says:

    What’s that you say Skippy? A dwarf running wild, jeez

  36. 36

    One tweet summarises:

    They will have plausible deniability, but it certainly doesn’t make for great optics.

    That only they and no other food retailer in the area felt they needed to do this is significant.

    If Sainsbury’s are so concerned about the ‘safety’ of their products they perhaps should just drop K’osher.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  37. 37
    Penny Dreadful says:

    Julian Assange is a vile rapist and should be in prison! But then again, he’s a hero of the left for revealing secret ambassadorial chit chat from the Americans so he should be given the Nobel prize for something.

    Then again, he’s a man, so he must be guilty of rape..or guilty of thinking about it, which is exactly the same as committing it, if not worse! So he should be imprisoned!

    But Sweden isn’t a bad country? It’s the most progressive nation on earth! Why would they say Julian was guilty of a crime if he wasn’t?

    But then again, he damaged the foul satan America which is a completely evil and bombs people for no reason and the whole place should be burnt down…except Greenwich village, which is funky..and Bloomies as they have those scrummy hi tops. And the deli on 48th and East where they always save me a big salad!

    Ohhh…my poor lefty head is hurting!

  38. 38

    Penny
    Julian Assange is a vile reep and should be in prison! But then again, he’s a hero of the left for revealing secret ambassadorial chit chat from the Americans so he should be given the Nobel prize for something.

    Then again, he’s a man, so he must be guilty of r..eep..or guilty of thinking about it, which is exactly the same as committing it, if not worse! So he should be imprisoned!

    But Sweden isn’t a bad country? It’s the most progressive nation on earth! Why would they say Julian was guilty of a crime if he wasn’t?

    But then again, he damaged the foul satan America which is a completely evil and bombs people for no reason and the whole place should be burnt down…except Greenwich village, which is funky..and Bloomies as they have those scrummy hi tops. And the deli on 48th and East where they always save me a big salad!

    Ohhh…my poor lefty head is hurting!

    Like

    Reply

  39. 39
    Boot's on the other foot says:

    Sky and BBC News are proud that British Kurds have gone to fight. this would be the same broadcasters that condemn British Muslims for going to Syria to fight.

  40. 40
    Peter Righton is DEAD you dumb fuck says:

    ……..but who employed him when he was alive?

  41. 41
    Tony Blair says:

    Where I went wrong Dave was to put British soldiers on the ground. Just bomb them from the air and everyone is prepared to

  42. 42
    Hereford Man says:

    I rather suspect British Kurds won’t be returning to terrorise non-Kurdish Brits. Quite simple, isn’t it?

  43. 43
    Jimmy, Rolf and Stuart says:

    Who employed us?

  44. 44
    táxpáyér says:

    Apart from the odd stoning.

  45. 45
    Norm Normal says:

    Outrageous! I plan to boycott Qatar airways, never going on another Qatar airways holiday either. That’ll show em! :D

  46. 46
    All London 'dirty' Borroughs says:

    We did.

  47. 47
    táxpáyér says:

    http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4559208,00.html

    will pay $1,000 to Strip residents whose homes were destroyed during Protective Edge. (i.e. contained arms)

  48. 48
    unbiased says:

    So who actually HAS “terrorised Brits” then????

  49. 49

    You would not be alone. Q’atar has been kind of isolated this year…

    Throws up new questions about the action at the Sainsbury’s store in London.

    They may have done it in order to provide reasoning for not continuing to extend their holdings, rather than admit they cannot afford the extension.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  50. 50
    The Pa****** information Exchange says:

    We did.

  51. 51
    The Labour Party says:

    None of our members were there and know nothing.

  52. 52
    unbiased says:

    Good!
    Nobody else contributes to defence of the Palestinians against the ZioNAZI occupiers.

  53. 53
    táxpáyér says:

    Righton perfect name for a leftie.

  54. 54
    The Police says:

    We did.

  55. 55
    Tony Blair says:

    Sorry Dave, I became emotional. Just to finish, attack them from the air and everyone thinks that is not war. No need to go to parliament, no need for a vote, no marches through the streets and the BBC remains onside with the government. It’s so simple and I can’t understand why I didn’t think of it at the time.

  56. 56
    Merseyside, Humberside Scotland, Essex, Staffs etc... says:

    We did as well.

  57. 57
    Token C**t says:

    Completely different and if you can’t see that there’s not a lot of hope for you

  58. 58
    unbiased says:

    Defend Israel.
    Help towards the advance of the greater Israeli Reich by destabilising arab countries.
    That’s it.

  59. 59
    Mister Squeaker says:

    Digger? Betcha life I did, sport!

    So, when she showed a little interest in giving me service behind the chair, I dived ‘down under’ to check how she felt.

  60. 60
    Davide Cameroon says:

    We need more transparency in political life.

    Hence, we shall support whistleblowers by putting them in prison or handing them over to the united States for exposing our wrongdoings.

    Any further questions?

  61. 61
    unbiased says:

    You know of course WHY there is no more Spitting Image?

  62. 62
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    “It’s bizare and an affront” No it’s ‘kin tantamount to treason.

  63. 63

    That’s mainly because much of the rest of the M’iddle E’ast has withdrawn it’s support for H’amas.

    Now: Why did they do that ?

    In the case of E’gypt and certain others I would look to R’ussia.

    The conflict in G’aza !slamism vs. N’ationalism.

    In this case the Z’ionist (Nationalist) !srael is being used as a dupe to sell the strength of N’ationalism and discredit !slamism.

    Now we just need !slamic State to take G’aza.

    Note: IS will not be posing a threat to !srael.

    This is all politics that should not be affecting food shelves in London. The UK left agitators who are stirring the pot need to tone it down.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  64. 64
    Julian Assange says:

    The Russians and their friends in Ecuador no longer find me useful. I’m fucked!

    One last panto for the press and I’ll be writing my book from Sweden.

  65. 65
    Max says:

    Harry cold stops news.

  66. 66
    BBC NEWS AGENDA says:

    We certainly dont condemn ISIS

  67. 67
    DMT says:

    ….I seem to recall a head being chopped off on a londonistan street ,and patrols of idiots imposing their warped ideology on others,……..or was it a dream?

  68. 68
    A laundry basket says:

    For the same reason there is no Sun On Sunday on here any more. My earlier post has been disappeared – so I was right Geeds has been given the boot!

  69. 69
    what a gay dave says:

    Just found out the head of save the children is on 230k.

    She could save a load more childen than me

  70. 70
    A laundry basket says:

    No longer by the look of it!

  71. 71
    Boot's on the other foot. says:

    It is only “completely different” because you sympathise with one cause and not the other. For what it is worth I do too. But that is no excuse for “impartial” broadcasters to take sides.

    And don’t forget almost exactly 12 months ago Dave recalled parliament asking for permission to fight with ISIS in Syria, so did he not wish to do exactly what he wants to lock up British Muslims for doing?

    The press are strangely silent about Dave’s involvement with ISIS 12 months ago.

  72. 72
    A laundry basket says:

    You forgot to mention that the fun loving liberated Swedes put parents in jail for slapping their obnoxious misbehaving children. Sounds like the place to be!

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    It was big Sal who picked her. Didn’t you realise?

  74. 74
    A laundry basket says:

    Ah well, there goes another direct debit!

  75. 75
    George Bernard Shaw says:

    Whats with all the apostrophes?

  76. 76
    Julian Assange says:

    My human rights have been violated! Think of my separation from my children damn you!

    I am always thinking of my chilren, even when travelling the world for years porking girls I hardly know.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    We buy a lot of gas of Qatar.

  78. 78
    Found on a PC in Buckinghamshire says:

  79. 79
    Fuehrer Merkle says:

    OK Snowdon, first tell me how they hacked into our systems and then we will protect you in prison.

  80. 80
    Spartacus says:

    You have not posted before have you?

  81. 81

    Mod’bot habit. Not sure what is and isn’t so do that with most proper nouns including country names and pol orgs etc.

    Not critical of the ‘bot :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  82. 82
    Keep taking the Pills says:

    You work for the BBC – and I claim my five pounds

  83. 83
    ATV Auntie Jean Moreton says:

    Tingha and Tucker the two little Bears

    More bible stories later my commonwealth children…

  84. 84
    Elsie at the Fox & Werrity says:

    These container people – if they paid someone to come here, does that make them tourists?

  85. 85
    Rev.Hunt says:

    Looks like some at GF – are hitting the booze

  86. 86
    Found on a PC in Buckinghamshire says:

    We’ve been givng just £3.00 per month for 5 years and that kid is still drinking out of a bucket :(
    Time to adopt a snow leopard…

  87. 87
    Julian Assange says:

    As a computer nerd, being stuck in a room infront of a computer for two years was hell for me!

    My mummy couldn’t even come in every night and make me go to bed!

  88. 88
    Z says:

    What is the relevance of Michael Parkinson having his had shoved up the arse of a small effeminate looking Kangaroo?

  89. 89
    Ted Heath RIP says:

    I employed him

  90. 90
    Elmer says:

    There are plenty of ninnies in Westminster to pick from.

  91. 91
    J J Sainsbury says:

    You must be referring to our range of spring rolls – an excellent choice, if I may say so.

  92. 92

    Would there be four rolls in the pack ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  93. 93
    Cynic says:

    Will the Police arrest him with BBC helicopter overhead?

    Sun Headlines

    SOOTY – HARRY MADE ME DO IT

    Mirror Headlines

    SUE’S SECRET SEX SHAME

    Mail Headlines

    HOME PRICES TO COLLAPSE AFTER BEAR UNCOVERED

  94. 94
    Conservative Ass-rooter says:

    “the policy is likely to be popular amongst conservative grassroots”

    Yeah. Trad Tories are bound to like the government telling them how to bring up their kids.

  95. 95
    Who wants to be interviewed by Mickey on air ? says:

    Perhaps he lost his Parker pen up there ?

  96. 96
    unbiased says:

    That’s what you call “terror”?
    We already have PCSOs strutting around imposing tehir warped ideology on others.

  97. 97
    MI5 says:

    Anyone who leaks Government secrets is obviously a child sex offender and it is the duty of MI…..er…the police to arrest known child sex offenders.

  98. 98

    Kurds are tribal Muslims that neither Iran nor Iraq really want to know. As for arming them this merely prompts the response that they are only fighting to keep their corner of Middle East. They are not would-be Crusaders. They might fight the Black Flag Gang, but it’s only like a burglar alarm might persuade a casual burglar to break in next door. It’s an easier life.
    All the Black flag lot want is to be paid loads amines to leave Irbil alone and not wash away Baghdad by opening the sluices on the Mosul Dam.
    So what’s changed since Bomber Harris was dropping Ordnance on the Arabs in the 1920s and Churchill wanted him to drop chemical weapons but Harris refused?

  99. 99

    It’s snackenburger, not snackumburger, you cahnnt and you present as a grade A mong every time your monicker appears.

  100. 100
    Bart Simpson says:

    “Can you see if my friend Al is in the bar ?”
    ” Coholic, Al Coholic, thanks”
    “Is there an Al Coholic in the bar ?”


Seen Elsewhere

Milburn Health Consultancy Worth £2 Million | Scrapbook
Stuart Broad Right, Peston Broadly Wrong | Ryan Bourne
The 38 Seats in England Yet to Select a Tory Candidate | ConHome
Labour and Green Ecofascism | Matthew Walsh
Burnham Shows Why Labour Can’t Be Trusted | Speccie
Why Online Voting is a Crap Idea | Ballot Box
Time We Showed Super Rich Some Love | Alice Thomson
We Need True Popular Capitalism | Maurice Saatchi
Labour’s Winning Hand | Sebastian Shakespeare
We Defend Labour’s Record | John Hutton and Alan Milburn
100 Tories to Rebel on Plain Packs | Telegraph


Rising Stars
Find out more about PLMR AD-MS


Alan Milburn says Labour’s scaremongering campaign for an unreformed NHS will not win election…

“It would be a fatal mistake, in my view, for Labour to go into this election looking as though it is the party that would better resource the National Health Service but not necessarily put its foot to the floor when it comes to reforming. Look, reforms are not easy, but the Labour Party is not a conservative party. It should be about moving things forward not preserving them in aspic. You have got a pale imitation actually of the 1992 general election campaign, and maybe it will have the same outcome. I don’t know.”


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:






RSS


AddThis Feed Button
Archive


Labels
Guido Reads
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,715 other followers