August 18th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Mid-Morning View


100 Comments

  1. 1
    Yasser Araffat Burger says:

    He really is an odious, incomeptent, hectoring runt.

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    • 3
      unbiased says:

      Anti-semite!

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    • 4
      sally ber.... says:

      I wrote that yesterday.

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    • 11
      Diane Abbott says:

      WAAAAYCIST!

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    • 23
      dai yawning says:

      gf – have you just got out of bed?

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    • 34
      Herr A Hitler cpl says:

      I woke up this morning to find that I never went England as no german jackboots stood on English soil.

      My bombing raids and V rockets from the air did not count as war according to Mr Cameron.

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    • 39
      Boot's on the other foot says:

      Sky and BBC News are proud that British Kurds have gone to fight. this would be the same broadcasters that condemn British Muslims for going to Syria to fight.

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      • 42
        Hereford Man says:

        I rather suspect British Kurds won’t be returning to terrorise non-Kurdish Brits. Quite simple, isn’t it?

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      • 57
        Token C**t says:

        Completely different and if you can’t see that there’s not a lot of hope for you

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        • 71
          Boot's on the other foot. says:

          It is only “completely different” because you sympathise with one cause and not the other. For what it is worth I do too. But that is no excuse for “impartial” broadcasters to take sides.

          And don’t forget almost exactly 12 months ago Dave recalled parliament asking for permission to fight with ISIS in Syria, so did he not wish to do exactly what he wants to lock up British Muslims for doing?

          The press are strangely silent about Dave’s involvement with ISIS 12 months ago.

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      • 66
        BBC NEWS AGENDA says:

        We certainly dont condemn ISIS

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      • 98

        Kurds are tribal Muslims that neither Iran nor Iraq really want to know. As for arming them this merely prompts the response that they are only fighting to keep their corner of Middle East. They are not would-be Crusaders. They might fight the Black Flag Gang, but it’s only like a burglar alarm might persuade a casual burglar to break in next door. It’s an easier life.
        All the Black flag lot want is to be paid loads amines to leave Irbil alone and not wash away Baghdad by opening the sluices on the Mosul Dam.
        So what’s changed since Bomber Harris was dropping Ordnance on the Arabs in the 1920s and Churchill wanted him to drop chemical weapons but Harris refused?

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  2. 2
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Oh Carol I am but a fool!

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  3. 5
    fhip says:

    Let me guess, Michael Parkinson and Skippy?

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  4. 7

    Are Sainbury’s going to be introducing a new line of non-kosher kangaroo bread ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  5. 9
    Spartacus says:

    Is it Julian Assange?

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    • 64
      Julian Assange says:

      The Russians and their friends in Ecuador no longer find me useful. I’m fucked!

      One last panto for the press and I’ll be writing my book from Sweden.

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      • 79
        Fuehrer Merkle says:

        OK Snowdon, first tell me how they hacked into our systems and then we will protect you in prison.

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  6. 10
    BBC liars says:

    BBC mouth piece: We call them stowaways not immigrants (in fact we now use the term migrants, because immigrants tells the nasty truth).

    These are not illegal immigrants at Tilbury docks, that paid to get here and should be sent straight home.

    No, they are poor people that have been exploited by people traffickers and us nice kindly British tax payers should pick up the bill, for their benefits, housing, NHS and their whole family that no doubt will follow soon.

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  7. 13

    Very nearly Rich’s Monday Afternoon View. Rich does however capture the essential awfulness of the Squeaker’s character, so on those grounds it was worth waiting for.

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  8. 14

    Bercow has to go. He is a disgrace

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  9. 18
    Peter Righton, convicted paedophile (of the MET) says:

    I’m innocent.

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  10. 21
    Jimmy, Rolf, Stuart says:

    Hi Pete.

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  11. 26
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    Can you give us an outline of UK Foreign policy pertaining to the Middle East, please Mr Kangaroo.

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    • 58
      unbiased says:

      Defend Israel.
      Help towards the advance of the greater Israeli Reich by destabilising arab countries.
      That’s it.

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  12. 29
    Paedophile is a word awaiting moderation says:

    BIG BIG BIG story party poopers!

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  13. 30
    Skippy says:

    click….click, click, click….click….click…..click, *#@”!….click, click, click….

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  14. 31
    Cynic says:

    Every time I see Bercow I just miss Spitting Image soooooooo much

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    • 60
      unbiased says:

      You know of course WHY there is no more Spitting Image?

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      • 68
        A laundry basket says:

        For the same reason there is no Sun On Sunday on here any more. My earlier post has been disappeared – so I was right Geeds has been given the boot!

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  15. 32
    Rich to be sacked says:

    It’s Massa M_rdoch and Gheedough!

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  16. 37
    Penny Dreadful says:

    Julian Assange is a vile rapist and should be in prison! But then again, he’s a hero of the left for revealing secret ambassadorial chit chat from the Americans so he should be given the Nobel prize for something.

    Then again, he’s a man, so he must be guilty of rape..or guilty of thinking about it, which is exactly the same as committing it, if not worse! So he should be imprisoned!

    But Sweden isn’t a bad country? It’s the most progressive nation on earth! Why would they say Julian was guilty of a crime if he wasn’t?

    But then again, he damaged the foul satan America which is a completely evil and bombs people for no reason and the whole place should be burnt down…except Greenwich village, which is funky..and Bloomies as they have those scrummy hi tops. And the deli on 48th and East where they always save me a big salad!

    Ohhh…my poor lefty head is hurting!

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  17. 38

    Penny
    Julian Assange is a vile reep and should be in prison! But then again, he’s a hero of the left for revealing secret ambassadorial chit chat from the Americans so he should be given the Nobel prize for something.

    Then again, he’s a man, so he must be guilty of r..eep..or guilty of thinking about it, which is exactly the same as committing it, if not worse! So he should be imprisoned!

    But Sweden isn’t a bad country? It’s the most progressive nation on earth! Why would they say Julian was guilty of a crime if he wasn’t?

    But then again, he damaged the foul satan America which is a completely evil and bombs people for no reason and the whole place should be burnt down…except Greenwich village, which is funky..and Bloomies as they have those scrummy hi tops. And the deli on 48th and East where they always save me a big salad!

    Ohhh…my poor lefty head is hurting!

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    • 60
      Davide Cameroon says:

      We need more transparency in political life.

      Hence, we shall support whistleblowers by putting them in prison or handing them over to the united States for exposing our wrongdoings.

      Any further questions?

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      • 76
        Julian Assange says:

        My human rights have been violated! Think of my separation from my children damn you!

        I am always thinking of my chilren, even when travelling the world for years porking girls I hardly know.

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        • 82
          Keep taking the Pills says:

          You work for the BBC – and I claim my five pounds

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          • Julian Assange says:

            As a computer nerd, being stuck in a room infront of a computer for two years was hell for me!

            My mummy couldn’t even come in every night and make me go to bed!

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          • MI5 says:

            Anyone who leaks Government secrets is obviously a child sex offender and it is the duty of MI…..er…the police to arrest known child sex offenders.

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    • 72
      A laundry basket says:

      You forgot to mention that the fun loving liberated Swedes put parents in jail for slapping their obnoxious misbehaving children. Sounds like the place to be!

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  18. 40
    Peter Righton is DEAD you dumb fuck says:

    ……..but who employed him when he was alive?

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  19. 41
    Tony Blair says:

    Where I went wrong Dave was to put British soldiers on the ground. Just bomb them from the air and everyone is prepared to

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    • 55
      Tony Blair says:

      Sorry Dave, I became emotional. Just to finish, attack them from the air and everyone thinks that is not war. No need to go to parliament, no need for a vote, no marches through the streets and the BBC remains onside with the government. It’s so simple and I can’t understand why I didn’t think of it at the time.

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  20. 59
    Mister Squeaker says:

    Digger? Betcha life I did, sport!

    So, when she showed a little interest in giving me service behind the chair, I dived ‘down under’ to check how she felt.

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  21. 62
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    “It’s bizare and an affront” No it’s ‘kin tantamount to treason.

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  22. 69
    what a gay dave says:

    Just found out the head of save the children is on 230k.

    She could save a load more childen than me

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    • 74
      A laundry basket says:

      Ah well, there goes another direct debit!

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    • 86
      Found on a PC in Buckinghamshire says:

      We’ve been givng just £3.00 per month for 5 years and that kid is still drinking out of a bucket :(
      Time to adopt a snow leopard…

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  23. 73
    Anonymous says:

    It was big Sal who picked her. Didn’t you realise?

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  24. 78
    Found on a PC in Buckinghamshire says:

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    • 93
      Cynic says:

      Will the Police arrest him with BBC helicopter overhead?

      Sun Headlines

      SOOTY – HARRY MADE ME DO IT

      Mirror Headlines

      SUE’S SECRET SEX SHAME

      Mail Headlines

      HOME PRICES TO COLLAPSE AFTER BEAR UNCOVERED

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  25. 83
    ATV Auntie Jean Moreton says:

    Tingha and Tucker the two little Bears

    More bible stories later my commonwealth children…

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  26. 84
    Elsie at the Fox & Werrity says:

    These container people – if they paid someone to come here, does that make them tourists?

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  27. 88
    Z says:

    What is the relevance of Michael Parkinson having his had shoved up the arse of a small effeminate looking Kangaroo?

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  28. 94
    Conservative Ass-rooter says:

    “the policy is likely to be popular amongst conservative grassroots”

    Yeah. Trad Tories are bound to like the government telling them how to bring up their kids.

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  29. 100
    Bart Simpson says:

    “Can you see if my friend Al is in the bar ?”
    ” Coholic, Al Coholic, thanks”
    “Is there an Al Coholic in the bar ?”

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Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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